The One With George Stephanopoulos --------------------------------------------------------------------Written by: Alexa Junge Transcribed by: guineapig --------------------------------------------------------------------[Scene: Central Per

! e"eryone is there except Joey#$ %onica: Alright# Phoebe& Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, ' (ould (ant! u)! (orld peace! no )ore hunger! good things *or the rain-*orest###And bigger boobs+, -oss: .eah! see## you too )ine#1 Chandler! (hat about you& Chandler: /h! i* ' (ere o)nipotent *or a day! '0d## )a e )ysel* o)nipotent *ore"er# -achel: See! there0s al(ays one guy# 1%oc ing2 3'* ' had a (ish! '0d (ish *or three )ore (ishes#3 1Joey enters#2 All: 4ey Joey# 4i# 4ey! buddy# %onica: 4ey! Joey! (hat (ould you do i* you (ere o)nipotent& Joey: Probably ill )ysel*+ %onica: ##5xcuse )e& Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!2 Ross: Joey, h! O"nipotent. 3 Joey: #o are$ Ross, I'm sorry.. Opening %redits [Scene: Central Per ! -oss and %onica are (atching Phoebe sleep#$ %onica: 4o( does she do that& -oss: ' cannot sleep in a public place# %onica: Would you loo at her& She is so peace*ul# Phoebe: 1(a ing and startling the)2 Oh+ What (hat (hat+ ###4i# -oss: 't0s o ay! y0 no(! yo & st nodded off' again# %onica: What0s going on (ith you& Phoebe: ' got no sleep last night+ -oss: Why& Phoebe: %y grand)other has this ne( boy*riend! and they0re both ind o* insecure in bed# Oh! and dea*# So they0re constantly! li e! ha"ing to reassure each other that they0re ha"ing a good ti)e# .ou ha"e no idea ho( loud they are+ %onica: Well! i* you (ant! you can stay (ith -achel and )e tonight# Phoebe: Than s# 1Chandler and Joey enter# Joey is counting his steps#2 Joey: ###6inety-*i"e! ninety-six! ninety-se"en# See! ' told you+ 7ess than a hundred steps *ro) our place to here# Chandler: .ou got (aaaay, too )uch *ree ti)e# Joey: 1to -oss2 4ey+ 4ere0s the birthday boy+ -oss! chec it out: hoc ey tic ets! -angers-Penguins! tonight at the Garden! and (e0re ta ing you# Chandler: 4appy birthday! pal+ Joey: We lo"e you! )an# 18isses -oss2 -oss: 9unny! )y birthday (as se"en )onths ago# Joey: So& -oss: (o, I'm g essing yo had an e)tra ti*ket and *o ldn't de*ide whi*h one of yo got to +ring a date$ %handler: ,ell, aren't we "r. -.he glass is half empty.-4 -oss: Oh )y God! oh- is today the t(entieth! October t(entieth&
: .ou too )ine: ;4ai preso il )io 1desiderio< = Joey sca)bia ;o)nipotent< per ;i)potent< > Joey crede che -ossa abbia detto ;'?) nipotent< e capisce ;'O sono i)potente< @ Aedere il bicchiere )eBBo "uoto! in"ece che )eBBo pieno! sta per Cnon sapersi accontentare?

%onica: Oh! ' (as hoping you (ouldn0t re)e)ber# -oss: Ohhh# Joey: What0s (rong (ith the t(entieth& Chandler: /leven days +efore Halloween.. all the good *ost mes are gone$ -oss: Today0s the day Carol and ' *irst## consu))ated our physical relationship# 1Joey is puBBled#2 Sex# ##.ou no( (hat! '-'0d better pass on the ga)e# ' thin '0) Dust gonna go ho)e and thin about )y ex-(i*e and her lesbian lo"er# Joey: The hell, (ith hoc ey! let0s all do that+ Chandler: 1trying to stop -oss *ro) lea"ing2 C0)on! -oss+ .ou! )e! Joey! ice5! guys0 night out! c0)on! (haddya say! big guy! 1Pretending to punch hi) in the sto)ach#2 4uh& 4uh& 4uh& -oss: What are you doing& Chandler: 1stops2 ' ha"e no idea# Joey: C0)on! -oss+ -oss: Alright! alright! may+e it'll take my mind off it. Eo you pro)ise to + y me a +ig th m+ finger$6 Chandler: .ou got it# 1-achel runs up clutching an en"elope#2 -achel: 7oo -loo -loo -loo -loo ! )y *irst pay chec + 7oo at the (indo(! there0s )y na)e+ 4i! )e+ Phoebe: ' re)e)ber the day ' got )y *irst pay chec # There (as a ca"e in in one o* the )ines! and eight people (ere illed# %onica: ,ow, yo worked in a mine$ 0hoe+e: I worked in a 1airy 2 een,7 why$ -achel: God! isn0t this exciting& ' earned this# ' (iped tables *or it! ' stea)ed )il *or it! and it (as totallyF1opens en"elope2Fnot (orth it# Who0s 9'CA&8 Why0s he getting all )y )oney& ' )ean! (hat- Chandler! loo at that# Chandler: 1loo ing2 Oh! this is not that bad# Joey: Oh! you0re *ine! yeah! *or a *irst Dob# -oss: .ou can totally! totally li"e on this# %onica: .eah! yeah# -oss: Oh! by the (ay! great ser"ice tonight# All: Oh+ .eah+ 1They all get their (allets out and gi"e generous tips#2 Guys: 4oc ey+ 1They go to lea"e but are bloc ed by three o* -achel0s *riends! 7eslie! 8i i! and Joanne# The guys pause to stare at the)#2 4oc ey+ 4oc ey# 1The guys#2 7eslie: 1loo ing around2 -achel& -achel: Oh )y God+ 1-achel! 7eslie! 8i i! and Joanne all screa) and hug each other2# %onica: 1to Phoebe2 I swear I've seen +irds do this on ,ild 3ingdom.9 -achel: What are you guys doing here& 8i i: Well! (e (ere in the city shopping! and your )o) said you (or here! aaand it0s true+ Joanne: Look at yo in the apron. #o look like yo 're in a play. -achel: 1to a pregnant 7eslie2 7oo at you! you are so big ' can0t belie"e it+ 7eslie: ' no(# ' no(+ '0) a duplex# -achel: 1to Joanne2 So (hat0s going on (ith you& Joanne: Well! guess (ho )y dad0s )a ing partner in his *ir)& 1She points to hersel* and they all screa) again#2
G 'ce: il ghiaccio del ca)po da hoc ey H /n pollice in su *into gigante che usato alle partite per *esteggiare le aBioni riusciteI J 7atteria# 7?incidente in )iniera e"idente)ente Phoebe lo a"e"a letto sul giornale e non c?entra"a niente con lei! cosa che non era chiara pri)a# K 9'CA: 9ederal 'nsurance Contributions Act# L Wild 8ingdo)# Progra))a tele"isi"o sugli ani)ali# Muesto )odo di saltare e gridare era tipico tra le ragaBBine a)ericane negli anni cinNuanta ed e"idente)ente lo O ancora tra le 1i))ature2 a)iche ricche di -achel#

8i i: And (hile (e0re on the subDect o* ne(s## 1She holds up here *inger to sho( o** her engage)ent ring and they all screa) again#2 Phoebe: 1to %onica2 7oo ! loo ! ' ha"e elbo(s+ 1They screa)#2 [Scene: A Street! Chandler and Joey are ic ing a can to each other#$ Chandler: ###Poulet passes it up to 7eetch+ 1Passes it to Joey#2 Joey: 7eetch spots %essier in the crease10- there0s the pass+ 14e ic s it to -oss! but -oss is staring into a shop (indo(#2 Chandler: We0ll ta e a brie* ti)e-out (hile %essier stops to loo at so)e (o)en0s shoes# -oss: Carol (as (earing boots Dust li e those the night that (e- (e *irst- y0 no(# 9act! she! uh- she ne"er too 0e) o**! 0cause (e-(e- 1o** Chandler0s loo 2 Sorry# Sorry# 1They (al on# Chandler and Joey start to tal but -oss stops and (hines#2 Joey: What& -oss: 0ea*h pit. %handler: #es, 4 nny$11 Ross: 5points6 0ea*h pit. .hat night we, h! we had! Joey: !0ea*hes$ Ross: 7*t ally, ne*tarines, + t +asi*ally... Chandler: 1to Joey2 Could0"e been a peach# -oss: Then! uh! then (e got dressed! and '-'### ' (al ed her to the- 1loo s up! realises! and points2 -the bus stop### '0) *ine# Joey: 4ey! that (o)an0s got an ass li e Carol0s+ 1They turn to stare at hi)#2 What& Thought (e (ere trying to *ind stu**# 12 [Scene: Central Per ! -achel! 7esile! 8i i! and Joanne are tal ing#$ -achel: So c0)on! you guys! tell )e all the dirt+ 8i i: Well! the biggest ne(s is still you du)ping Parry at the altar+ Joanne: Alright# 7et0s tal reality *or a second# -achel: O ay# Joanne: When are you co)ing ho)e& -achel: What& Guys! '0) not# Joanne: C0)on! this is us# -achel: '0) not+ This is (hat '0) doing no(# '0"e got this Dob8i i: Waitressing& -achel: O ay! '0) not Dust (aitressing# '0)## '! u)### ' (rite the specials on the specials board! and! uh### and '! uh### ' ta e the uh dead *lo(ers out o* the "ase### Oh! and! u)! so)eti)es Artelle lets )e put the little chocolate blobbies 13 on the coo ies# 7eslie: Well# .our )o) didn0t tell us about the blobbies# [Scene: %onica and -achel0s! Phoebe and %onica are in paDa)as and %onica is )a ing so)ething in the blender, as -achel enters#$ %onica: 4ey! -ach# 4o( (as it (ith your *riends& 1She and Phoebe screa)#2 O ay+ 4o( (ould you li e so)e Ti i Eeath Punch& 1She pours the contents o* the blender into so)e glasses#2 -achel: What0s that& %onica: Weeeell! it0s ru)! and-achel: O ay# 1Grabs the blender and starts to drin #2

%onica: We thought since Phoebe (as staying o"er tonight (e0d ha"e inda li e a slu)ber party thing 14# We got so)e trashy, )agaBines15! (e got coo ie dough! (e got T(ister###16 1The phone rings and %onica ans(ers it#2 Phoebe: Ooh+ Ooh+ And ' brought Operation+ 17 Put! u)! ' lost the t(eeBers! so (e can0t operate# Put (e can prep the guy+
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%onica: /h! -ach! it0s the Aisa card people# -achel: Oh! God! as the) (hat they (ant# %onica: 1on phone2 Could you please tell )e (hat this is in re*erence to& 17istens2 .es! hold on# 1To -achel2 /)! they say there0s been so)e unusual acti"ity on your account# -achel: Put ' ha"en0t used )y card in (ee s+ %onica: That is the unusual acti"ity# 7oo ! they Dust (anna see i* you0re o ay# -achel: They (anna no( i* '0) o ay# O ay## they (anna no( i* '0) o ay! o ay! let0s see# Well! let0s see! the 9'CA guys too all )y )oney! e"eryone ' no( is either getting )arried! or getting pro)oted! or getting pregnant! and '0) getting co**ee+ And it0s not e"en *or )e+19 So i* that sounds li e '0) o ay! o ay! then you can tell the) '0) o ay! o ay& %onica: 1pauses then on the phone2 /h- -achel has le*t the building! can you call bac & -achel: Alright! c0)on+ 1%iserably2 7et0s play T(ister+ [Scene: %adison SNuare Garden! the guys are trying to *ind their seats#$ -oss: 1sNueeBing past, people2 Sorry! sorry### /h-oh# Chandler: What& There (as ice there that night (ith Carol& Plastic seats& 9our thousand angry Pittsburgh *ans& -oss: 6o! actually ' (as Dust saying it loo s li e (e0re not sitting together# Put no( you )ention it! there (as ice there that night### 't (as the *irst *rost### Joey: C0)on! sit# Just sit do(n! sit# [Scene: %onica and -achel0s! they0re all hanging out in the li"ing roo)#$ %onica: .ou should *eel great about yoursel*+ .ou0re doing this a)aBing independence thing+ -achel: %onica! (hat is so a)aBing& ' ga"e up! li e! e"erything# And *or (hat& Phoebe: .ou are Dust li e Jac # -achel: ###Jac *ro) do(nstairs& Phoebe: 6o! Jac and the Peanstal #,20 %onica: Ah! the other Jac # Phoebe: .eah! right+ See! he ga"e up so)ething! but then he got those )agic beans# And then he (o e up! and there (as this! this big plant outside his (indo(! *ull o* possibilities and stu**## And he li"ed in a "illage! and you li"e in the Aillage## -achel: O ay! but Pheebs! Pheebs! Jac ga"e up a co(! ' ga"e up an orthodontist21# O ay! '-'-' no(! ' no( ' didn0t lo"e hi)Phoebe: Oh! see! Jac did lo"e the co(# -achel: Put see! it (as a plan# .0 no(! it (as clear# 't (as *igured out! and no( e"erything0s Dust inda li e### Phoebe: 9loopy&
:@ Party in pigia)a :G -i"iste popolari 1eNui"alenti 6o"ella Tre)ila ecc#2 :H Gioco da ta"olo :J Probabil)ente un eNui"alente del gioco ;il piccolo chirurgo< :K ;4o perso le pinBette e Nuindi non possia)o operarlo# PerS possia)o prepararlo per l?operaBione+< 6atural)ente trattandosi del gioco 'l Piccolo Chirurgo l?idea O assurda :L Gioco di parole tra ;get co**ee< T ;prendersi un ca**O< e ;get co**ee< T ;portare il ca**O< =Q ;Jac e il *agiolo )agico< una *iaba tradiBionale =: Gli odontotecnici negli /SA sono )olto ricchi

:Q Area di rigore nel hoc ey e nel lacrosse :: -oss ha detto ;nocciolo di pesca< ri*erendosi a un "ero nocciolo per terra! )a Chandler *a *inta di interpretarlo co)e un "eBBeggiati"o e risponde ;sR! coniglietto&< := Giocando a tro"are cose 1che a"essero a che *are con Carol2 :> peBBetti di cioccolato

-achel: .eah# %onica: So (hat! you0re not the only one# ' )ean! hal* the ti)e (e don0t no( (here (e0re going# .ou0"e Dust gotta *igure at so)e point it0s all gonna co)e together! and it0s Dust gonna be### un-*loopy# Phoebe: Oh! li e that0s a (ord# -achel: O ay! but %onica! (hat i*- (hat i* it doesn0t co)e together& %onica: ###Pheebs& Phoebe: Oh! (ell### 0cause#### you Dust### ' don0t li e this Nuestion# -achel: O ay! see! see! you guys! (hat i* (e don0t get )agic beans& ' )ean! (hat i* all (e0"e got are## beans& [Scene: %adison SNuare Garden! the guys are (atching the ga)e#$ -oss: Get hi)+ G5T 4'%+ Get hi)+ Get- .5SSS+ 6ot laughing no(! are ya pal+ Chandler: 1to -oss2 See buddy! that0s all you need! a bunch o* toothless guys hitting each other (ith stic s# -oss: Pass it+ Pass it+ Chandler: 4e0s open+ All: Shoot+ Shoot+ Shoot+ 1The player shoots and the puc 22 *lies o** the rin and hits -oss in the *ace# Chandler loo s concerned until he notices###2 Chandler: 4ey! loo ! (e0re on that TA thing+ 1Chandler and Joey hold the puc and (a"e at the TA thing#2 Co))ercial Prea [Scene: An 5)ergency -oo)! Chandler and Joey are leading -oss in#$ Chandler: 1to the receptionist20Scuse )e# -eceptionist: 1holds up her handFshe is on the phone2 't says to call this nu)ber i* you0re not co)pletely satis*ied (ith this candy bar#, Well! '0) not co)pletely satis*ied# Chandler: 7isten! it0s ind o* an e)ergency# Well! ' guess you no( that! or (e0d be in the predica)ent roo)# 1The receptionist glares at hi)#2 -eceptionist: 1on phone2 4old on# 1To Chandler2 9ill these out! sit o"er there# 1Tosses hi) so)e *or)s#2 -oss: 1Du)ping to his *eet2 7oo ! ' don0t (anna )a e any trouble! o ay! but '0) in a lot o* pain here! alright& %y *ace is dented# -eceptionist: Well! you0ll ha"e to (ait your turn# Joey: Well! ho( long do you thin it0ll be& -eceptionist: 1sarcastic2 Any )inute no(# -oss: 4ey! this- 1she gi"es hi) a loo and the guys bac o**2 4eyy### [Scene: %onica and -achel0s! the slu)ber party continues#$ -achel: '0) so sorry! you guys# ' didn0t )ean to bring you do(n# %onica: 6o! you (ere right# ' don0t ha"e a plan# 1There0s a noc on the door#2 PiBBa Guy: 1yelling *ro) outside2 PiBBa guy+ -achel: Than God# 9ood# 1She goes to ans(er the door#2 %onica: Phoebe& Phoebe: What& %onica: Eo you ha"e a plan& Phoebe: ' don0t e"en ha"e a 0pl0# PiBBa Guy: 4i! one! uh! )ushroo)! green pepper and onion& -achel: 1)iserably2 6o! no! that0s not (hat (e ordered### We ordered a *at-*ree crust (ith extra cheese# PiBBa Guy: Wait! you0re not 0G#Stephanopoulos&0 %an! )y dad0s gonna ill )e+
== Eischetto dell?hoc ey

%onica: 1leaping o** o* the couch and runs up2 Wait+ Eid you say 0G#Stephanopoulos&0 PiBBa Guy: .eah# This one goes across the street! ' )ust ha"e gi"en hi) yours# Oh! bonehead! bonehead+ %onica: Wait! (as this a-a s)all %editerranean guy (ith curiously intelligent good loo s& PiBBa Guy: .eah! that sounds about right# %onica: Was he (earing a stunning blue suit& Phoebe: And-and a po(er tie& PiBBa Guy: 6o! pretty )uch Dust a to(el# %onica: 1staggered2 Oh God# PiBBa Guy: So you guys (ant )e to ta e this bac & %onica: Are you nuts&+ We0"e got George Stephanopoulos0 piBBa+ 1-achel pays hi)! %onica grabs, so)e binoculars! and runs to the (indo(#2 -achel: /h! Pheebs& Who0s George Snu**alopagus& Phoebe: Pig Pird0s *riend# %onica: ' see piBBa+ Phoebe: Oh! ' (anna see+ 7e))e see+ 7e))e see+ 1She runs up and ta es the binoculars#2 -achel: 4ello& Who are (e spying on& %onica: White 4ouse ad"iser& Clinton0s ca)paign guy& The one (ith the great hair! sexy s)ile! really cute butt& -achel: Oh! hi)! the little guy& Oh! ' lo"e hi)+ Phoebe: Ooh! (ait## (ait! ' see a (o)an# %onica: Please tell )e it0s his )other# Phoebe: Ee*initely not his )other# %onica: Oh! no### Phoebe: Oh! (ait! she0s (al ing across the *loor## she0s (al ing## she0s (al ing## she0s going *or the piBBa- 1.elling2 4ey! that0s not *or you! bitch+, 1Phoebe co"ers her )outh (ith her hand (al s a(ay *ro) the (indo(#2 [Scene: The 5)ergency -oo)! Joey is )i)ing hoc ey puc s hitting *oreheads# Chandler realiBes it0s getting tense and goes to the receptionist again#$ Chandler: 5xcuse )e! loo ! (e0"e been here *or o"er an hour! and a lot o* people less sic than )y *riend ha"e gone in# ' )ean! that guy (ith the toe thing& Who0s he sleeping (ith& 23 1She slides the glass panel o"er and Chandler tal s through it in a loud "oice#2 Oh! c0)on Eora! don0t be )ad### ' no( (e both said so)e things (e didn0t )ean! but that doesn0t )ean (e still don0t lo"e each other# 1To the (aiting roo)#2 .0 no(! ' *eel li e '0"e lost her## 1She slides the panel bac ! he turns! and it ta es hi) by surprise#2 Pa-+ [Scene: %onica and -achel0s! the girls are all out on the balcony#$ %onica: 7ight still out& -achel: .eah# %onica: Oh# %aybe they0re- napping# -achel: Oh please! they0re ha"ing sex# %onica and Phoebe: Shut up+ -achel: So! (haddya thin George is li e& %onica: ' thin he0s shy# Phoebe: .eah& %onica: .eah# ' thin you ha"e to dra( hi) out# And then(hen you do- he0s a preppy ani)al# [Scene: The 5)ergency -oo)! -oss is still going on about his *irst night (ith Carol#$ -oss: ' re)e)ber the )oonlight co)ing through the (indo(and her *ace had the )ost incredible glo(#

=> ;Con chi "a a letto<# Co)e dire ;chi lo ha racco)andato< 1"isto che O stato "isitato pri)a di -oss2

Chandler: .es! the )oon! the glo(! the )agical *eeling! you did this part- Could ' get so)e pain illers o"er here! please& Joey: 4e0s right! enough! already# What is the big deal about today& So you slept (ith her *or the *irst ti)e! so (hat& .ou slept (ith her *or se"en years a*ter that# -oss: 7oo ! it0s Dust a little )ore co)plicated### Chandler: Well! (hat& What& What is it& That she le*t you& That she li es (o)en& That she le*t you *or another (o)an that li es (o)en& -oss: 7ittle louder! o ay! ' thin there0s a )an on the t(el*th *loor in a co)a that didn0t Nuite hear you### Chandler: Then (hat& -oss: %y *irst ti)e (ith Carol (as### 14e )u)bles the last part2 Joey: What& -oss: 't (as )y *irst ti)e# Joey: With Carol& 1-oss gi"es hi) a loo #2 Oh# Chandler: So in your (hole li*e! you0"e only been (ith oneF 14e gets a loo too2Foh# Joey: Whoah! boy! hoc ey (as a big )ista e+ There (as a (hole bunch o* stu** (e could0"e done tonight+ [Scene: %onica and -achel0s! the girls are still out on the balcony#$ %onica: O ay# O ay! ' got one# Eo you re)e)ber that "egetarian pate that ' )ade that you lo"ed so )uch& Phoebe: /h-huh# %onica: Well! unless goose is a "egetable###ha haaaah+ Phoebe: Oh+ Oh+ Oh+ O ay! *ine! *ine# 6o( ' don0t *eel so bad about sleeping (ith Jason 4urley# %onica: What&+ .ou slept (ith Jason& Phoebe: .ou0d already bro en up# -achel: 4o( long& Phoebe: A couple hours# %onica: Oh! that0s nice+ -achel: O ay! o ay! o ay! ' got one+ 1She sits up and the cushion she (as leaning against *alls o** o* the balcony#2 Any(ay- The "alentine To))y -ollerson le*t in your loc er (as really *ro) )e# %onica: 5xcuse )e&+ -achel: 4ello& 7i e he (as really gonna send you one& 1To Phoebe2 She (as a big girl# %onica: -eally# Well! at least 0big girls0 don0t pee in their pants in se"enth grade+ -achel: ' (as laughing+ .ou )ade )e laugh+ 1%onica and -achel start to sNuabble2 Phoebe: There he is+ There he is+ %onica: Where& Phoebe: -ight- (here (e0"e been loo ing all night+ -achel: 4e is so cute+ %onica: Oh! George! baby! drop the to(el+ All: .eah! drop it+ Erop the to(el+ Please drop theF1pause2F (o(((# [Scene: The 5)ergency -oo)! -oss is absent#$ Joey: %an# Can you belie"e he0s only had sex (ith one (o)an& Chandler: ' thin it0s great# .0 no(! it0s s(eet! it0s ro)antic### Joey: -eally& Chandler: 6o! you idding& The guy0s a *rea ## 1-oss enters o** ca)era2 Poth: 4ey! buddy# -oss: 4i# 14e is (earing a piece o* steel bandaged to his nose# 4e tosses so)e *or)s onto reception des #2 -eceptionist: 1sarcastic2 Oh! that0s attracti"e#

Chandler: Oh! ' thought you (ere great in Silence o* the 7a)bs# Oh co)e on! ad)it it+ All things considered! you had *un tonight# -oss: 9un& Where (as the *un& Tell )e speci*ically! (hich part (as the *un part& Where0s )y puc & Joey: Oh! ah- the id has it# -oss: The id###& 1To the id2 5xcuse )e! uh! that0s! that0s )y puc # 8id: ' *ound it# 9inders eepers! losers (eepers# 24 1-oss loo s at Chandler *or help#2 Chandler: .ou gotta do it! )an# -oss: 1to the id2 Oh yeah& Well! '0) rubber! you0re glue! (hate"erF1to Chandler2Fcan0t do it# 1to the id2 7isten! uhgi))e bac )y puc # 8id: 6o# -oss: 0.es0! ho( about# C0)ere# Gi))e+ 8id: 6o+ 6o+ 1They start to *ight o"er it#2 -eceptionist: 4ey+ 4ey+ 6o rough holding in )y 5-25+ -oss: 1tries to snatch it *ro) the id2 G'A5 %5 %. P/C8++ 1but it *iles out o* his grasp and noc s out the receptionist2 -oss: ###6o( that (as *un# Closing Credits [Scene: %onica and -achel0s! Joey and the girls are playing t(ister#$ -oss: 1Eoing the spinning2 O ay! %onica: -ight *oot red# %onica: Could0"e played %onopoly! but nooooo# 1There0s a noc on the door! Chandler opens it! and silently hands bac the cushion#2 Chandler: Than s# 1The guy nods and lea"es2 -oss: O ay! Pheebs: -ight hand blue# 1Phoebe has to bend o"er#2Good# 1Joey stares at her butt appreciati"ely2 1The phone rings and Chandler ans(ers it#2 Chandler: 4ello& Oh! uh! -achel! it0s the Aisa card people# -achel: Oh! o ay# Will you ta e )y place& Chandler: Alright# 1on phone2 .es! this is -achel# -achel: 6ooo+ 1She grabs the phone and Chandler ta es her place on the )at#2 1On phone2 4ello& 17istens2 Oh! yeah! no! ' no(! '-' ha"en0t been using it )uch# 17istens2 Oh! (ell! than s! but! '0) o ay! really# -oss: Green# To the green# -achel: 1on phone2 '0"e got )agic beans# 17istens2 6e"erne"er )ind# Chandler: To the le*t! to the le*t- a((+ 1They all collapse2 -achel: 1on phone2 Ohhh### '0) *ine# 5nd

=@ Pro"erbio: ;Chi tro"a tiene! chi perde piange< =G 5-: 5)ergency -oo)