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Funny Things Students Say

Written by Dr Perry
Barnes
How to suddenly enjoy English,
learn lots and find yourself
speaking English perfectly

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Particularmente temos amizade com um ingles que esta com um projeto excelente direcionado para o
mercado brasileiro, ele criou um novo metodo de ensinar ingles mais rapido que o metodo Callan, vale a
pena conferir, eh um metodo de conexoes de palavras em ingles similares as palavras em portugues, metodo
que ja esta fazendo ele mesmo quase falar portugues fluente.

Particularly we have friendship with an English guy that is with a directed excellent project for the Brazilian
market, he created new method to teach English quicker than method Callan, valley the penalty to confer, eh
one method of connection of similar words in English to the words in Portuguese, method that already this
making he himself almost to say Portuguese fluent.

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"Hi. How are you? I've got the cards you sent to me. Thank you so much. I'm happy to say to you I've passed
my test. Thank you so much for your big help Aurea".

Aurea was Successful with the Life in the UK test after 2 classes with me

Maybe you do not want to be my friend that is ok I just want to thank you for your help in my
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Had you ever instantly know that you'd be totally fascinated by something you were reading. I’m saying,
maybe as you continued to read it, and notice the form of the letters, the shadow of the ink, and the white of
the page, it permitted you to GO INSIDE, and remember a time when learning was easier and more fun.

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once, a brazilian student told her teacher: (THIS IS NOT A JOKE)

Teacher, I lick you - instead of LIKE

another one: My mom likes to cock a lot - she meant cook

and the teacher....
the teacher replied: That´s why you were born!

In portuguese, people say:

when we cant remember the name of the person, sometimes we ask: Qual o
seu nome mesmo?
Did you understand the sentence in portuguese?
'mesmo', in this context, has no translation into english
But one student asked the other (second day class): What´s your name
same?
Candles and Candy

my friend told someone that she loved candles, and her friend is Like “are you sure you mean candles”
>”yes I Love candles, I really do..... I do, I Love candles” totally enthusiastically
she meant candy (american sweets) or sweets as british speakers say

ahh i used to say I am wet when i meant to say i am sweating ..

i have story for u

learnenglish26: you know how people say "arrr boooo hooooo"
learnenglish26: fake crying
learnenglish26: to show the other person complained about nothing
learnenglish26: well
learnenglish26: i said to a brasilian guy (17) and his mother laughs so much
learnenglish26: hahahah
learnenglish26: ahahahha
learnenglish26: ahahhahaha
learnenglish26: i said what?
learnenglish26: she says that in brasil
learnenglish26: that means
learnenglish26: he is an idiot
learnenglish26: and the way i said it

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learnenglish26: sounded like i was rude to him
learnenglish26: me like: sorry sorry sorry

I Love beaches:

the I and the E sound are the same until you use open and closed sounds.
Most words with I have a similar different word with E

rich : reach
leaf : live
itch : each

so when brazilians tell me how much they Love beaches... I agree, because I Love beaches too = )

you can learn how to say this correctly with Patterns 3 or Fun Papers also available from Barnes Method
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translation funnies
• A Miami T-shirt maker targeted the Spanish market with t-shirts commemorating the
Pope’s visit. Instead of “I saw the Pope” (el Papa), the t-shirts proudly proclaimed, “I saw
the potato” (la papa).

• The famous slogan “Got milk?” was translated as “Are you lactating?”

• Braniff Airlines, trying to promote its new leather seats to Hispanics, translated “fly in
leather” as “fly naked.” Not surprisingly, they had plenty of empty seats to South America.

Use a professional translator and make sure this will never happen to you.

http://esitesecrets.com > these 3 funnies are from esitesecrets.com

By Mariela Perez-Simons

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