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The Senior

VOICE July 2007


Local Attractions • Scenic Places • History • Money • Health • News

Estes
Ghost
Park
Town
And Rocky
Mountain
In Northern
National Park
Colorado
Frontier
Longs
Justice
Peak
in Wyoming
Pioneer
Longs
Climbers
Peak
Outlaws
Climb
In Early
In 1871
Colorado

Scenic
Skiing
Drive
Steamboat
Springs
Gold Belt
Byway
2 • July 2007 • The Senior Voice

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The Senior Voice • July 2007 • 3

Estes Park: Then and Now VOICE


The Senior

Published Locally Since 1980

VOL. 27, NO. 8

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Lord Dunraven’s Estes Park Hotel, built in 1877, was located on what is now the town’s 18-hole golf Associate Publisher
course. Photo from the book “Estes Park and Rocky Mountain National Park: Then and Now.” Fort Collins
(970) 229-9204
By Bill Lambdin Albert Bierstadt for its view of doned. By then, Estes Park golfers
Longs Peak… could use the nine-hole course that

“E stes Park and Rocky


Mountain National Park:
Then and Now” is a new book of
“The hotel was designed to cater
to the well-to-do who wished to
vacation in the comfort of subdued
F.O. Stanley had installed below the
Stanley Hotel…The Stanley course
proved extremely popular with hotel
SALES OFFICES:

Ft. Collins and Greeley


historic and recent photographs, elegance, as opposed to the ruder guests, visitors and local residents, (970) 229-9204
plus stories of the area from its early fare provided by the valley’s family- so much so that by 1916 another
Loveland and Estes Park
days to the present. operated ranches. (It) offered facility was needed…”
(970) 482-8344
Photographers Mic Clinger and manicured lawns, an artificial lake The present 18-hole course was
Carey Stevanus show current build- large enough to float small boats, built in 1918 and still contains some
EDITORIAL DEADLINE
ings and scenes from the same tennis, and a nine-hole golf course.” elements of its original design,
Announcements and stories must be
views as early photographs, giving “Over the years, the hotel would including several stone-outlined tee received by the 10th of the month.
the reader a chance to compare the undergo a number of structural boxes and the small stone building
early views with those of today. changes. The first of these converted that served as a cistern and stands on LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
This technique lets us see how the original second-story balcony to some rocks near the clubhouse front The Senior Voice welcomes readers' letters
things have changed or, in some a roof (in order, it has been entrance. and contributions. Enclose a self-addressed
cases, remained the same. suggested, to reduce the possibility The book covers all of the early envelope and return postage to: The Senior
Stevanus also helped write the of late-night festivities).” guest ranches and hotels, including Voice, 1471 Front Nine Drive, Fort Collins,
book’s text. She is a longtime Estes Indeed, there were many “late- the Stanley Hotel, Elkhorn Lodge, CO 80525, or email thevoice@frii.com.
Park resident who has collected night festivities” at Dunraven’s MacGregor Ranch and others that Typed, single-spaced manuscripts are
historic photographs and vintage place. He brought young women still exist—plus pioneer places that preferred. Manuscripts will be treated with
care, but The Senior Voice assumes no
postcards of the area. The other there each summer so he and his no longer exist like the Sprague
responsibility for damaged or lost material
writer is James Pickering, author wealthy friends would not be lonely. Ranch and Squeaky Bob Wheeler’s
submitted by readers.
“This Blue Hollow” and several The hotel was located near the place. It also covers places in Rocky
other books about Estes Park. present clubhouse of today’s Estes Mountain National Park such as the © Copyright 2007
This is more than a book of Park 18-hole golf course. Here are Old Fall River Road, Bear Lake The Senior Voice
pretty pictures. It contains many excerpts from the book showing Lodge, the original Trail Ridge
stories about people and events. how golf developed in Estes: Road, the old mining town of Lulu
EDITORIAL OFFICE:
Every photograph is accompanied “The Earl of Dunraven built the City, and others.
1471 Front Nine Drive
by interesting information. Here is first golf course in Estes Park for If you like the Estes Park area,
an excerpt about the Earl of guests of his Estes Park Hotel, you’ll probably enjoy this 272-page, Fort Collins, CO 80525
Dunraven, who in 1877 built the which opened in 1877. The nine- hardcover book, available from local (970) 223-9271
first large hotel catering to tourists hole course, among Colorado’s bookstores or by calling Westcliffe www.theseniorvoice.net
in Estes Park: earliest, began and ended in front of Publishers at 800-523-3692.
No material may be reproduced by any
“The Estes Park (or ‘English’) the hotel, and reportedly was ________________
means without permission of the publisher.
Hotel, which became the center- designed with the help of ‘a golf COVER PICTURE: Early automo-
piece of the Earl of Dunraven’s expert from Scotland.’ biles at the Grand Lake Lodge, taken
Dr. William Lambdin, Publisher
Estes Park Company, was built on a “After the hotel building burned by Estes Park photographer and
site selected by German-born artist in 1911, the golf course was aban- book co-author Carey Stevanus. ■
4 • July 2007 • The Senior Voice

Outlaws on the
Wyoming Frontier
By Robert Munkres a jury of his fellow-citizens to be
guilty of mule-stealing, had been

O ne of the things that accompanied


pioneers on their way across the
Oregon Trail in Wyoming was crim-
summarily executed by hanging—a
couple of wagon tongues, elevated
from their front wheels, and lashed at
inal activity. the top, forming the neat and suffi-
Such activity sometimes was cient derrick, or gallows, whereon to
reported in journals and diaries in do the judgment—the culprit
language that set the entries apart from depending at the end of a lariat.”
more ordinary descriptions. John T. A final example involves what can
Kerns (1852) provided one example. only be called a perfect specimen of
Two days below the Upper Platte “Hobson’s choice.”
ferry, Kerns reported seeing “a notice In July, 1860, Vincent Page Lyman
of a man being hung for murder and and other members of his party
robbery. The notice was headed pursued, captured and shot a horse
‘Dried beef for sale, wholesale or thief. They put up a head-board on the
retail.’” The precise meaning of this grave which read:
caustic observation was not provided. “George B. Baker, shot on the 3rd
Captain Albert Tracy (1860) of July, 1860, for horse-stealing and
reported an incident which took place attempt to murder. We killed him
on Box Elder Creek in Wyoming. The because he would not give himself up
punishment inflicted for the crime to be hung.”
committed was described in “engi- ________________
neer’s” terms not usually associated Robert Munkres, Ph.D., lives in Estes
with such events: Park and has written extensively
At Box Elder “... a party found by about early Wyoming. ■ A lynching in 1888. Colorado Historical Society.
The Senior Voice • July 2007 • 5

STRUGGLE TO BATHE?
Property Taxes WALK-IN BATHTUB
By SAFETY
State Senator
Steve Johnson
DIGNITY

T he Notice of Valuation from the


county assessor detailing how
much the value of my property has
office issued a memo stating that
this property tax increase violates
TABOR and our Constitution.
INDEPENDENCE

gone up always scares me, because The people of our state have
it could mean I will be paying a lot made it clear they want to vote on
more in property taxes next year. any tax increases. If Governor
Property taxes don’t go up as fast Ritter feels that we need more
as the valuation goes up because of local property tax money for
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freeze taxes. But it does just the mean more money for our local
opposite because it isn’t the mill schools either. That’s because money
levy that raises your taxes, it’s the for schools is made up of local taxes
increase in valuation. They want plus state taxes. After the local taxes
the mill levy to stay the same, so are figured, the state kicks in money
when your valuation goes up, your to reach a certain funding amount.
taxes go up along with it. If we raise our local taxes, that
I believe this property tax just means the state share will be
increase is a violation of TABOR less. What this property tax
in our state constitution. TABOR increase will do is free up more
requires a vote of the people on state spending for other areas of
any “tax policy change directly the state budget.
causing a net tax revenue gain.” ________________
Colorado’s Attorney General You can call Sen. Johnson in Fort
John Suthers agrees with me. His Collins at 223-8045. ■
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following story years ago.) them into an abyss.
ORCALLFORMOREINFORMATION At 9:30 a.m., they reached the
By Hazel Johnson summit of14,255 feet. Meeker
wrote, “The summit is level and

I n 1871, a group of young men covered with granite (rocks) occu-


and women in Greeley decided pying about five acres. Two or
to climb Longs Peak. three (rock) towers six or eight feet
Ralph Meeker, son of Greeley high have been built as memorials
founder Nathan Meeker, was along of their architects’ ascent.”
and wrote about the trip. They found the names of
Most in the group knew nothing several other people who had
of climbing in the wilderness. climbed the peak. “Major Powell’s
Some young men came equipped bread, papers and other articles
with lariats fastened to their were examined,” said Meeker.
saddles. The girls laughed at their John Wesley Powell had climbed
own dresses and iron-clad brogans. the peak in 1868 and left some
They camped the first night at items in a tin can, including a
the entrance to St. Vrain Canyon. biscuit.
Moving out at daylight, they jour- Meeker recalled: “We looked
neyed among high mountains and over the gorge on the east side of
gorges with seemingly no outlets. the peak. Few nerves could bear it.
It appears three days were It was 2,300 feet in a sheer,
consumed in reaching Estes Park, perpendicular descent down to the
“traveling over difficult and lake below.
9OURE!LWAYS&IRST7ITH5S dangerous roads,” said young “On three sides of us were
Meeker. mighty gulfs, bounded by granite,
Only part of the group made the space and eternity. Fear fled.
final ascent to Longs Peak, Something deeper, nobler and
keeping a lookout for bears and grander filled the soul.
other beasts. Morning found their “On one side, the waters flow
ropes frozen stiff as pokers. After a to the Atlantic. On the other, they
TUOBUJPOBMCBOLDPN hasty breakfast at 5:30, they started sweep through a chain of moun-
the trek. tains larger than half of Europe, to
Their goal was 26 miles the Pacific.”
(including an ascent of 6 miles and Then some young person in the
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The Senior Voice • July 2007 • 7

Using Trusts for The shortest


Estate Planning sentence is “I
am.” The longest
By Ron Rutz trying to control descendants 80 or
Legal Correspondent more years after death never has
struck me as a good way for society
sentence is “I do.”
Q. I enjoyed your column about to structure itself. Think about if
different kinds of Trusts that your grandchildren’s lives were
appeared in the last edition of the being financially dictated by a docu-
Senior Voice. But when do you use ment constructed and implemented
Trusts and when don’t you recom- during the great depression?
mend them? On the other hand, I do use a
A. I try not to use Revocable large number of Testamentary Trusts
Living Trusts (also known as to minimize or even eliminate estate
Loving Trusts) to avoid probate. taxes. (A living trust is not the only
Most of the time, such devices in way to do so.)
Colorado are more complicated, If property is left directly to a
expensive and prone to being inop- minor, a court appointed conservator
erable when compared with having
a Will and using unsupervised court
would have to be named. But a trust
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Back in the 19th and early 20th
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8 • July 2007 • The Senior Voice

Basic Investment
Strategies
By Scott Burns inate) the uncertainty of the return
Financial Writer on common stocks is to build a port-
folio that contains both equities and
Q: You said these days a safe invest- fixed-income investments. A port-
ment pays only 5 percent. However, folio that was 70 percent equities
you talked about a 9 percent return and 30 percent fixed-income, for
on a person’s money. Sorry, I do not instance, could be expected to return
understand. about 9 percent. The return would
A: A safe return is one that is vary from year to year, and it would
certain, like the yield on a short-term still be possible to have a losing
CD or Treasury obligation. If you are year. But the long-term return— say
willing to accept some uncertainty 10 or 15 years—would very likely
and assume some risk of loss, it is be about 9 percent.
possible to achieve a higher return. Why take the risk? Simple. It
The long-term return on large takes about 15 years to double your
common stocks, for instance, is nearly money if your return is only 5
11 percent. This figure includes rein- percent. Raise the return to 9
vested dividends and capital gains. percent, and your money will
Unlike interest payments posted to a double in only eight years and will
savings account, however, this return nearly quadruple in 15 years.
varies from year to year. You can also
have years when the value of your Q: I am 67 and retired. My retire-
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The Senior Voice • July 2007 • 9

Scenic Drives
By Bill Lambdin production of the California and
Alaska gold rushes combined.

T his drive, the Gold Belt Scenic


Byway, is in the mountains just
west of Colorado Springs, on the
Gold was so plentiful that two men
struck a vein while digging the
foundation for a hotel.
west side of Pikes Peak. Later, at the Cresson Mine,
It includes the famous gold- prospectors discovered an under-
mining areas of Cripple Creek and ground chamber completely
Victor, and runs mainly from those covered in gold crystals.
towns south to Florence and Here are some things to see:
Canon City. It involves three road- At Florence, visit the Pioneer
ways: Museum and historic downtown
•Phantom Canyon Road area. This little town was once the
follows the path of what was once area’s center for gold processing.
the busiest narrow gauge railroad Railroad cars filled with ore trav-
in the West, from Florence to eled down Phantom Canyon from
Cripple Creek. It is an unpaved, 1894 until 1912.
narrow road winding along steep Nearby Indian Springs Fossil
dropoffs. Vehicles over 25 feet in Site is a National Natural
length are not allowed. But Landmark containing 460-million- The three roads on the Gold Belt Tour, from left: High Park Road,
passenger cars can make the drive year-old tracks and burrows of Shelf Road, and Phantom Canyon Road.
in dry weather. Don’t try it when arthropods such as horseshoe crabs from Stegosaurus, Allosaurus and cowboys herded Texas longhorns
the road is muddy. and trilobites. Diplodocus. Specimens from here to the high mountain valleys for
•High Park Road is paved most The village of Wilbur in the late are displayed at the Smithsonian summer grazing. They herded
of the way between Cripple Creek 1800s was the largest settlement on Institution and other museums them over 800 miles on drives that
and the Royal Gorge road west of the Phantom Canyon Road, with a worldwide. lasted many months and went
Canon City. Early prospectors population of 60. A local school At Canon City, see the home- through dangerous Indian territory.
used this route to go from the gold teacher once wrote to his fiancee: stead Rudd cabin and other The village of Florissant north
fields to the Arkansas River valley. “I think everybody in Wilbur has artifacts at the Municipal Museum, of Cripple Creek was founded in
This is the easiest drive of the been broke for the last two weeks and visit the Dinosaur Depot for a 1870 along an ancient trail used by
three and is as scenic as the other as they have all been pretty sober. glimpse of what the area was like the Ute Indians. Florissant was the
two. But there is a payday coming.” during the Jurassic Period. first settlement on the western
•Shelf Road, blasted out of the In the town of Victor, see the West of Canon City, the famous slope of Pikes Peak. Mountain
steep walls of Fourmile Canyon historic Victor Hotel and Lowell Royal Gorge is an awesome chasm men and Indians traded here long
years ago, carried stagecoaches Thomas Museum (named for the rising high above the Arkansas before gold was discovered in the
and freight wagons to Cripple famous newsman who grew up River and spanned by the world’s area.
Creek from Canon City. It is a here). Also see the Independence highest bridge, 1,053 feet above The village also contains the
high, unpaved road winding along Mine, a National Historic Site. the river. Florissant Fossil Beds National
steep dropoffs, narrow and one- This mine produced the area’s first On the High Park Road north of Monument, delicate plants and
lane in places, definitely a multi-millionaire, Winfield Canon City, you get a view of insects dating to 35 million years
four-wheel-drive vehicle road. It Stratton. 14,110-foot Pikes Peak from a ago when violent volcanic activity
used to take stagecoaches six Cripple Creek sits at nearly vantage point few other travelers preserved them in ash. The town
hours to climb this road from 9,400 feet in a huge bowl on the have. Along this road in the 1800s, also has a Heritage Museum. ■
Canon City. west side of Pikes Peak. It was the
A lonely cowboy named Bob center of the mining district,
Womack started the gold rush here boasting two opera houses, 75 30 years out of print, revised edition now available!
in 1890. Locals called him “Crazy saloons, many other businesses
Bob” because they thought he was
wasting his time digging holes all
and an embarrassing number of
brothels. Streets of Fort Collins
over the mountains around Cripple See the Mountain View by Charlene Tresner
Creek. Museum and Cripple Creek
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10 • July 2007 • The Senior Voice

1800s Stage Stop


and Trading Post
(Editor’s Note: Fort Collins histo- for 32 years in the first third of
rian Josephine Clements wrote the 1900s the domain of F.E. Baxter,
following story years ago.) storekeeper and postmaster.
It was a mecca for traveling
By Josephine Clements people and a stop for the early stage
coaches and automobiles.

T he old trading post in LaPorte


just north of Fort Collins was
The building was a landmark
from the early years when LaPorte

The LaPorte stage station and trading post. Colorado Historical Society.
was a bustling business center and a Peabody as the first postmaster,
home station on the Overland Stage appointed June 15, 1862.
Line. The second postmaster,
The building was constructed in appointed in 1863, was Henry
the early 1860s but records do not Chamberlain, who owned and ran
show just when or by whom. Its the store. The post office was
property abstract was researched by discontinued in 1864 but re-estab-
Ruth Hereim in 1957. lished in 1866. The store and
Jerry Kershaw, according to position of postmaster changed
Ansel Watrous’ “History of Larimer hands often in the next 10 years. In
County, Colorado,” was said to have 1937, F.E. Baxter, then age 85,
owned LaPorte’s first store in the resigned as postmaster.
1860s, but whether in this building In 1939 Mr. and Mrs. B.V.
or not we do not know. Stover took over the old store. They
LaPorte was an established sold sorghum, potatoes, hay and
village of log cabins and a trade apples, and used the building for
center for French-Canadian fur trap- storing apples from various orchards
pers. It boomed when Ben Holladay they leased. In 1947, they purchased
routed his Overland Stage Line the building and put in a large stock
through LaPorte in 1862. of groceries.
Various residents of LaPorte In 1957 the Stovers sold the
occupied the trading post in the business. A few years later, the
1860s storekeepers and sometimes building was torn down.
postmasters. The National Archives LaPorte and Larimer County lost
in Washington, D.C., list John a significant landmark. ■

Asthma Treatment Research


T he FDA is considering approval
of a new treatment for asthma
that uses radio waves to burn off
considerable promise. Wires inserted
into the lungs emit heat that burns
off some tissue in the airways,
overgrown muscle in airways. opening them and making it easier
A recent report in the New for people to breathe.
England Journal of Medicine said It could be especially helpful for
the treatment (called bronchial ther- severe asthma sufferers, especially
moplasty) should help asthma those who end up in an emergency
sufferers breathe better and use less room, said researchers.
medicine. Study participants receiving ther-
It is the first non-medical treat- moplasty reported an average of 40
ment to be developed in some time, symptom-free days, compared to 17
said researchers; and it shows days for the others. ■
The Senior Voice • July 2007 • 11

Antique Inkwells
By
Arlene
Ahlbrandt

O ne of the most unique hobbies


is collecting antique inkwells,
which John Kochenburger of Fort
few dollars to thousands. Some in
John’s collection are rare, with a
rainbow of colors and minerals—
Collins does. blue cobalt, amber topaz,
In the 1600s, the first known wedgewood, crystal, blue and
inkwell was made of metal. In the white Delft from Holland. There
1700s and 1800s, wealthy people are also some English bone china,
had very ornate inkwells, hand white milk glass and one beautiful
iridescent Loetez type from
Germany.
He has animal inkwells, a bear
from Russia, an owl from Bavaria
and a collection of porcelain
clowns. Wooden inkwells were
used by soldiers during the Civil
War.
The Society of Inkwell
Collectors’ 2007 convention will
be held in Vancouver, Washington;
and John is looking forward to
meeting his friends there. ■

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12 • July 2007 • The Senior Voice

See Your Best... Remembrances of


a Loveland Pioneer

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Icame to Colorado in 1861 and


made many subsequent trips
When I came to Loveland in
1882, all of the best homesteads had
been taken up, so I bought a quarter
section of school land four and a
half miles north of Loveland, and
made that my home.
The Louden Ditch was put
through in 1880 and enlarged in
1884. When the Seven Lakes were
made, part of my land was bought
for the lake bed.
We built a little schoolhouse
across the road from the Alfred
Beebe home. Mary Virden, a cousin
of mine, was the first teacher.
A church organization held serv-
ices in the school and called it the
Mt. Hope Sunday School. The school
district took its name from that.
Boyd Lake was a natural lake
from the rains and snows. When the
Barnes Ditch was made, it emptied
into Boyd Lake and enlarged it.
My children saved up their
money and bought me a fiddle. A
bunch of people would gather at our
two-room house, clear the furniture
out of one room, and have a dance.
I would play “Turkey in the
Straw,” “Irish Washerwoman” and
some polkas, waltzes and schot-
tishes. I believe the young people
enjoyed that one old fiddle as much
as the young people of today enjoy a
big orchestra ■
The Senior Voice • July 2007 • 13

Famous Cow Pony in Wyoming By


Margaret
Laybourn

Editor’s Note: Wyoming historian These were the only marks on his from Muggins than from any other was well fed and pastured in a lush
Margaret Laybourn wrote the beautiful body when he died at the horse in the West at that time. meadow. Expert horsemen vied to
following story years ago. remarkable age of 38. His final owner, Charley Camp, exercise him.
Sam Moore, a foreman of the took Muggins with him into retirement Before he was buried, his neck and
By Margaret Laybourn Swan outfit, noticed the movements to California. But both found living near head were mounted by a taxidermist.
of the colt and his total attention when suburbs difficult. Camp persuaded offi- The stockyards donated the mounting

W hat a horse he must have been!

At the turn of the century, when


he was among cattle. Moore took him
for his own mount.
Muggins’ obituary said he was
cials of the Los Angeles Union
Stockyards to provide Muggins a home.
At the stockyards, he was always
to the Wyoming State Museum, where
it hung for half a century as a tribute
to the intelligent cooperation between
thousands of range horses were still trained by famous hired gun Tom treated with the respect of a star. He a cowboy and his mount. ■
used in the cattle business, Muggins Horn. But history proves that was
became the most famous of them all. another of Horn’s exaggerations.

Horses in Wyoming. Senior Voice file photo.


At the time of his death in 1928, he Muggins was trained by two
was known throughout America as a cowboys named Thernal and Roach,
neck-reined wonder. who realized that he moved instinc-
Foaled in Oregon in 1890, the tively with only the pressure of the
beautiful chestnut was driven with his reins on his neck.
mother and a remuda of mares and Muggins was Moore’s top horse
colts to Cheyenne, Wyoming. As a for 17 years, during which time
three-year-old gelding, he was Moore worked him on the range and
purchased by the Swan Land and exhibited his skills at rodeos, parades
Cattle Company, and their Horseshoe and in movies. Working on the range,
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14 • July 2007 • The Senior Voice

Remembering Elvis Presley


By Joanna Biggar surrounding the star who filled the size cuts to preachers and other authorities appointments of gold, stained glass
12-D blue suede shoes. denouncing the evils of rock and roll. and lightning-flash motifs. There is a

E lvis Presley’s home in Memphis,


Graceland, is a place of gold, glitz
and gaud.
Visiting Graceland is like revis-
iting adolescence, when every Elvis
gyration was an act of rebellion.
Another line crossed by Elvis, the
poor Southern boy, was the color line.
His music, with its strains of Memphis
room with peacock decor and
peacock blue drapes, a turn-of-the
century billiard parlor with 400 yards
In a way that could out-Hollywood One line he crossed was the belt- Beale Street blues, Grand Ole Opry of fabric on the wall and ceilings, and
Hollywood, everything about the line, forcing on America the facts of and gospel, paid homage to his local the jungle room with skin-covered
mansion (purchased by the 22-year- life below the waist. And a short film roots and the black musicians who furniture and the throne-like chair to
old Presley in 1957 for $100,000 cash) shown at Graceland makes that point were so much a part of the heritage. remind Elvis of Hawaii.
is larger than life—from the suspen- with scenes of screaming teenagers in And lest one forget it, at Graceland Versailles may have its Hall of
sion of taste to the mythical sense front of the swiveling King, before it the voice of Elvis is everywhere, Mirrors, but Graceland has its Hall of

Rocky Mountain Travel King

FALL CARIBBEAN CRUISES


November 30-December 8, 2007. Aboard the Crown Princess.
7 Day, Southern from San Juan. Air Denver San Juan RT.
7 Day cruise, transfers, taxes & 1 nt. hotel.
ALL-INCLUSIVE: INSIDE ( JJ) $1419 PP • BALCONY (BB) $1649 PP
PANAMA CANAL CRUISE
November 29-December 10, 2007. Aboard the Coral Princess.
All-inclusive fares: airfare, pre-hotel, transfers, 10 day cruise, taxes.
INSIDE $1793 PP • OUTSIDE (H-G) $1849 PP • BALCONY (BC) $2149 PP
(Hosted by Sylvia Mucklow)

CANADA & NEW ENGLAND CRUISE


September 15, 2007. Aboard the Crown Princess.
NYC/NYC 7-day “guaranteed”.
FROM: $599 PP INSIDE STANDARD • $649 PP OUTSIDE FULL OBSTRUCTED
Other dates: September 22 & 29; October 6 & 13, 2007

MEXICO CRUISES
October 14, 2007 - Mexico 7-Day. Aboard the Dawn Princess.
$$ off early booking discount.
FROM: $499 PP INSIDE STANDARD • $599 PP OUTSIDE FULL OBSTRUCTED
Other dates: October 7, 21 & 28; November 4, 11 & 25, December 2 & 9, 2007
September 29, 2007 - Mexico 7-Day. Aboard the Golden Princess.
Best available.
FROM: $549 PP INSIDE STANDARD • $599 PP OUTSIDE FULL OBSTRUCTED
Other dates: October 6, 13, 20 & 27; November 3, 10 & 24, December 1, 8 & 15, 2007 Elvis Presley’s home in Memphis (Graceland) continues to draw
ALASKA CRUISES crowds years after his death. Maturity News Service.
August 18, 2007. Aboard the Sapphire Princess. crooning, rocking, crying: Gold, a narrow room lined on both
Gulf 7-day “guaranteed”.
FROM: $499 PP INSIDE STANDARD “You can knock me down, step on sides with gold and platinum albums
Other dates: July 9 & 21; August 4, 11 & 20; September 1, 3 & 8, 2007 my face, Slander my name all over the of the only recorded voice to sell a
September 2, 2007. Aboard the Sun Princess. place, Do anything that you want to billion records.
Inside passage 7-day, $$ off early booking discount.
do, But uh’ uh’ honey lay off of my Then there are the photos and
FROM: $599 PP INSIDE STANDARD • $799 PP OUTSIDE FULL OBSTRUCTED shoes, Don’t you step on my blue costumes, recording the transformation
Other dates: August 18, 25 & 26; September 1, 8, 9, 15 & 16, 2007
September 8, 2007. Aboard the Golden Princess. suede shoes.” of the young boy who swayed in tight
Inside passage 7-day “guaranteed” At the entrance to Graceland Plaza pants and open shirts while he sang the
FROM: $599 PP INSIDE STANDARD • $699 PP OUTSIDE FULL OBSTRUCTED are the movie theater, the customized hazards of “Heartbreak Hotel” and
Other dates: July 28, August 4, 25 & 26; September 1, 2, 9, 15 & 16, 2007
touring bus and automobile museum. begged “Don’t Be Cruel” to the older,
Princess Ship’s Registries — Bermuda & Gibraltar Here there are 20 of Elvis’ cars, flamboyant star with sideburns, bejew-
All rates are per person based on double occupancy and may change without notice.
Fares are cruise only unless listed as all inclusive. including the famous ‘55 pink eled jumpsuits, capes and flashy rings.
cadillac, motorcycles, motorized toys Outside the mansion in the
Book with experience. • Book early and avoid missing out! and a mock-up drive-in 50’s style. Meditation Garden, with its hearts,
Plan Your Family Reunion with RMTK! There are also shops selling music flowers and inscribed tombstones, are
and memorabilia, restaurants, a post the graves of Elvis and his family:
970-484-5566 office and visitors’ center. Across the grandmother Minnie Mae Presley and
800-525-5306 busy highway, where visitors are parents Gladys and Vernon Presley.
516 S. College Ave. • Ft. Collins, CO 80524 taken by bus, is the mansion itself. Its And if the King ever pleaded “Love
rmtk@frii.com decor is just this side of high Trumph Me Tender,” it’s clear that the plea is
Visit us at www.rkymtntravelking.us while the costumes on display might still heard here. Fan clubs from around
have inspired Liberace. the world continue to send cards,
Inside are the 14 TV sets and flowers and other signs of devotion. ■
The Senior Voice • July 2007 • 15

Colorado Crosswords By Tony Donovan


“The entire staff at
Kirk Eye Center is so
caring. I have become
friends with everyone
here.”
— Claude Earl Kissack
Berthoud

Earl Kissack doesn’t let his struggle with diabetes keep him
from experiencing life. His home in rural Berthoud allows him
to enjoy gardening, farming and working with his horses.
Making sure that his eye health is taken care of is an essential
and regular process.
Another eye doctor who wasn’t experienced to handle the
problems caused by diabetes referred Earl to Dr. Kirk. Once a
ACROSS 55. “Born in the ___,” Springsteen hit month Earl comes in to have his eyes checked. He also meets
1. Fishing and water sports area near 56. Teen’s exclamation upon seeing something John W. Colvin, OD & with another specialist who comes to the Kirk Eye Center to
Loveland “cool” (3 words) John D. Kirk, MD, FACS help keep Earl’s eyesight stabilized.
7. 555 ÷ 5 = ? (Roman numerals) “Dr. Kirk really takes time to get to the bottom of any problems
10. Opposite of “aweather” at sea DOWN that I am having. He has done several laser surgeries for me,
11. Coffee holder 1. What cows do in the spring and takes the time to make sure that I have the best eyesight
12. ___ Packer was berated by a judge who 2. TV’s friendly ogre that I can. The staff calls to check on me regularly. The quality
supposedly said, “There was only six 3. Ships nemesis in storms of treatment, the commitment to optical health and the respect
4. ___ Haute, IN 3650 East 15th Street for patients at Kirk Eye Center is absolutely the BEST!”
Democrats in Hinsdale County and you ‘et
5. Former Aspen resident Ken of Enron Loveland, Colorado
five of ‘em.” If you’d like to see your future more clearly choose Kirk Eye
14. Joplin milieu infamy 669-1107 Center as your eye care provider. You’ll be glad you did.
15. “___ Willy,” 1993 orca flick 6. Spooky
7. Slide a smooth stone on ice in front of
16. Apt description of many nights in the
someone with a broom w w w. K i r k E y e C e n t e r. c o m
mountains
19. Ford mistake 8. “Although the injury looked serious, no
___ ___ ___ showed anything
21. Drew or Mariah
9. Gerund ending
23 Silver ___ near the Eisenhower Tunnel
13. Somewhere you might find an oracle
25.
27.
“All Things Considered” venue, briefly
Button engraving on a seaman’s coat
16.
17.
___ Pass on Hwy. 14
Charlemagne’s empire, briefly
Why drive across town
29.
30.
31.
Doorbell alternative
Stagnant pond surface coating
Ceran and Marcellin of Bent’s Fort trading
18.
20.
Broncos’ pro bowler John ___.
Town founded in 1858 at the confluence
when you can
35.
fame
Investment vehicle involving real estate, for 21.
of Cherry Creek and the South Platte
River
The___ and Toltec Scenic Railroad oper-
walk across the hall?
short ates between Antonito and Chama, NM
36. Logan County locale between Sterling and 22. Clear tables
Julesburg 24. County between Elbert and Kit Carson
37. Book jacket info, briefly counties
38. A bit of work? 26. Spanish word for “town,” this site was near
39. “___ ___ in sight” the confluence of Fountain Creek and the
40. Pitcher Hershiser and others Arkansas River and named for an adobe
42. Lincoln County winter oasis often for trading post close by
stranded travelers on I-70 28. Decorations for a party or parade
46. ___ Bells, oft photographed site near 29. Name on yellow earth moving equipment
Aspen 30. T-bones or ribeyes (abbr.)
48. Alec Guinness was one in Star Wars 32. “Mortis” preceder
49. Sushi fare 33. Lots
51. ___ de Cristo Mountains in southern 34. Nickname for baseball’s Boston or Chicago
Colorado 39. Beginning of a “Nazi?”
53. Chair or rest lead-in 41. ___ National Forest in NW Colorado
54. Chief ___ exit on I-70 west of Denver named for Colorado’s first governor The reception room
43. ___ Springs is in Clear Creek County
ANSWERS 44. Major’s opposite at Allnutt.
45.
47.
Cheyenne Mtn. Group
Feminine sounding town near Fairplay While we’ve built our reputation on Since 1886
49. ___ de cologne compassion, we’re becoming more and more
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52. Cookie selling org. founded in 1912 by (970) 482-3208
that is our reception room. An ideal space
Juliette Low, briefly 2100 N. Lincoln Ave. • Loveland
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Colorado celebrations and share fond memories. We
(970) 667-1121

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(970) 352-3366
establish a mood of reflection or revelry.
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Donovan, who lives in Loveland. we can do it within our building. Call or www.allnutt.com
visit to see how we can help you.
16 • July 2007 • The Senior Voice

Hospice Opens New Events and Exhibits


Office in Windsor J uly events at the Red Feather Lakes
Library:
• July 7, Friends of the Library book
sale.
Fort Lupton. You can exhibit your own
ceramics or china. Call 303-857-1634.
The Poudre Canyon Volunteer
Fire Department will host its annual
By Cynthia Hayes obtained by calling (970) 674-9988.
Full programs and services will • July 12, Library volunteers work- Barbershop Quartet Show, August

H ospice of Larimer County’s


Windsor office opened June 4.
The branch at 1226 West Ash
continue at the Hospice of Larimer
County main office in south Fort
Collins at 305 Carpenter Road.
shop. The Library welcomes
volunteers.
• July 12, Travelogue: Arizona
National Parks, including the Grand
25, 7 pm, at the Indian Meadows
Resort, 29839 Poudre Canyon
Highway (30 miles up Poudre
Canyon from Ted’s Place).
Street, Suite B, will serve as an “As Northern Colorado has Canyon and Saguaro, by Margie and This year’s show includes five
operational hub for Hospice of grown, we have continued to expand Larry Caswell. barbershop groups: Rapport from
Larimer County Chief Executive our service area in order to provide • July 13, Special Story Hour: Be a Denver; UltraSoniX from Denver; 24
Officer Jean Hall, administrative hospice care and services wherever rock detective, by Margie Caswell. Karat Ring from Denver; Classic
and clinical staff, and volunteers the need exists,” said Jean Hall. “We • July 14, Mountain biking basics Knights from Longmont; and Best
who attend to patients with life- have long been traveling to care for workshop with local mountain bikers. Regards from Loveland.
limiting illness and their families in patients who live in Weld County, • July 17, Children’s program: make a Other events that evening include
mask class. a raffle for quilts made by Poudre
western Weld County. and Weld County residents have
• July 18, free computer basics class, Canyon residents, an impromptu
Additionally, the Windsor office been traveling to Fort Collins to by Lynette Perry. performance by all the barbershop
will provide a community resource participate in our support groups, • July 25, library board of trustees groups, and desert. Cost for the event
and counseling center, offering grief counseling and classes.” meeting. is $10 a person. Call Laura Stahl, 970-
and loss support groups, counseling The Hospice of Larimer County • July 28, ice cream social. 881-2929.
and resources for bereaved Weld Windsor office is the only commu- Ongoing Events include Story The Drylanders Museum at 775
County families, and anyone in the nity-based non-profit hospice Hour every Friday, Summer Reading 3rd Street in Nunn depicts the settle-
community who is experiencing a agency with an office in Windsor, Program, Knit & Stitch, Writers ment of the northern Colorado high
loss from death or serious illness, and it will continue to provide Group, and Watercolor Society. Also plains. Exhibits include a covered
Ruth’s Art Gallery: Photography by wagon, livery stable, homestead
regardless of whether they have hospice care and loss counseling
Adrian Davis. Call 881-2664. shack, blacksmith shop, native Indian
been a patient or family member services to anyone in the communi- The Fort Lupton Museum will exhibit and other items. Free and open
served by Hospice of Larimer ties, regardless of their ability to pay. present a pottery exhibit throughout Sundays 1-5 pm or by appointment.
County. Information about grief and The Windsor office phone number is July and August at 453 First Street in Call 970-897-2356. ■
loss groups and classes can be (970) 674-9988 ■

“Dedicated to Serve” Low Ranking for U.S. Health Care


Locally Owned and Operated Since 1959
R esearchers at the Common-
wealth Fund say health care in
the United States doesn’t compare
family doctor who can follow their
health issues closely.
Those things cause problems,
well with care in England, Canada, said researcher Karen Davis: “Our
Germany, Australia and New failure to ensure health insurance for
Zealand. all and encourage stable, long-term
We spend far more on health care ties between physicians and patients
per person than others but rank near shows in our poor performance on
the bottom for quality of care, access measures of quality, access, effi-
MILO BOHLENDER GARY BOHLENDER
to care and efficiency of care. The ciency, equity and health outcomes.”
VAUNDEEN BOHLENDER-BACHUS other countries have government- She added, “In light of the signifi-
run, tax-supported systems that cant resources we devote to health
121 WEST OLIVE • 482-4244 insure all citizens. We also have care…we should expect the best,
millions of citizens who have no highest performing health system.” ■

Research on Skin Cancer


D o people with dark skin have to
worry less about skin cancer?
No, they can get deadly skin
they do not need skin protection and
overlook the warning signs of
melanoma.
cancer (melanoma), and in fact are Researchers found that blacks,
more likely to die from it than Asians, Hispanics and American
people with lighter skin. Indians were more likely to have
Recent studies reported in the late-stage melanoma than lighter-
Archives of Internal Medicine and skinned people. And they had a
the Archives of Dermatology say lower survival rate from melanoma.
1525 Riverside, Suite-B dark-skinned people have a lower Even though their darker skin
Fort Collins risk of skin cancer, but they get can filter out more ultraviolet radia-
more aggressive forms of it. That tion, they still need sun block lotion
may be in part because they think of SPF 15 or more. ■
The Senior Voice • July 2007 • 17

Laughter: Best Medicine


Dear Abby: “After you pulled Ralph out, he Ireland might you be?”
I’ve never written to you before, went back to his room and hung “Dublin, I am.”
but I really need your advice. I have himself with his bathrobe belt.” “So am I.”
suspected for some time that my wife “He didn’t hang himself. I put “Sure and begora. And what street
has been cheating on me. She has been him there to dry. When do I go did you live on in Dublin?”
going out with “the girls” a lot home?” “McCleary Street.”
recently, but when I ask their names “Faith and it’s a small world. So
she always says, “Just some friends Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and did I. And to what school would you
from work.” Quasimodo applied to be in the have been going?”
I decided to hide in the garage Guinness Book of Records. “St. Mary’s.”
behind my golf clubs so I could see Sleeping Beauty emerged from “What year did you graduate?”
if she really came home with “the the interview and said, “They’re “In 1984.”
girls.” entering me as the most beautiful girl “The Good Lord must be smiling
While crouching behind my in the world.” down upon us. I can hardly believe
clubs, I noticed that the graphite Tom Thumb emerged and said, our good luck at winding up in the
BEFORE...
shaft on my driver had a hairline “They entering me as the smallest same bar tonight. I graduated from
crack right by the club head.? man in the world.” St. Mary’s in 1984 my own self!”
Is this something I can fix myself Quasimodo said, “I’ll bet they Another man walks into the bar
or should I take it back to the pro enter me as the most disgusting and orders a beer. The bartender says
shop? person in the world.” to him, “It’s going to be a long night.
He emerged from the interview The Donovan twins are drunk again.”
Ralph and Edna were patients in and said, “Who the hell is Rosie
a mental hospital. One day while O’Donnell?” Two men were at a coctail party.
they were walking past the hospital One pointed to a man across the
swimming pool, Ralph suddenly Two men were sitting next to room and said, “He runs a hedge
jumped in and sank to the bottom. each other at a bar. One says, “I can’t fund and is worth over $1 billion.”
Edna jumped in and pulled him help but think, from listening to you, The other said, “He’ll never have
out. that you’re from Ireland.” what I have.”
The director saw this and decided The other says, “Aye, that I am.” “What’s that?”
Edna was sane enough to be “So am I. And where abouts from “Enough.” ■
AFTER...
discharged. He told her, “I have good
news and bad news. I think you’re
mentally stable, and I’m going to let
you go home.”
“What’s the bad news?”

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Beware of Travel Scams


By Barbara Read hotels, car rental companies and
Better Business Bureau travel providers. Consider
contacting these businesses directly

T he Better Business Bureau


advises consumers to be on
guard for vacation and travel related
to verify arrangements. Always ask
for confirmation of your travel
arrangements in writing and be sure
fraud, which costs travelers more you receive copies of cancellation
than $10 billion annually. Out of the and refund policies.
3,900 industries the BBB monitors, Pay with a credit card and avoid
the travel industry consistently ranks deals that require you to book 60
in the top 25 for number of days in advance. Credit card compa-
complaints. nies may allow consumers to dispute
Unscrupulous marketers make a charge within 60 days of purchase.
their pitch via unsolicited telephone Representatives from eBay also
calls, e-mails and direct mailings, and caution consumers against paying
some also use Internet pop-up adver- with personal checks and strongly
tisements. Bait-and-switch tactics recommend paying with a method
account for many complaints. such as PayPal that has built-in
Promotions advertise rock-bottom protection measures.
prices but hide fees until contracts are Contact the BBB if you are a
signed or initial payments are made. victim of fraud. The BBB helps
Some firms promise luxurious consumers and businesses through
accommodations and services but complaint and dispute resolution
deliver far less. services. Ultimately, consumer
Don’t be fooled by professional- complaints expose bad businesses
looking Web sites or e-mails. Few and help other consumers avoid
legitimate businesses can afford to becoming victims of vacation and
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The Senior Voice • July 2007 • 19

Our Health Care System


By Lois Hall Organization rated the U.S. 37th out of
190 nations for health care quality.

T he U.S. health care system is “a


dysfunctional mess,” says Dr.
Ezekiel Emanuel in a recent issue of
The U.S. does rate better than
other countries in a few respects.
Breast cancer treatment is better, say
the Journal of the American Medical researchers. Some preventive meas-
Association. ures like colonoscopies are better.
He is chairman of the ethics More new medicines are developed
department at the U.S. National here than in other countries because
Institutes of Health (NIH). His we do not have government limits on
opinion and that of others contradicts what drug companies can charge for
the popular belief that we have the their products— though the absence
best health care system in the world, a of limits turns out to be a negative for
view that many Americans have held millions of Americans who cannot
for years. afford the high cost of medicines.
Recent research by the We have some great hospitals,
Organization for Economic Coop- such as Johns Hopkins and the Mayo
eration and Development says the Clinic. But most Americans cannot
U.S. spends more than twice as much afford them.
per person on health care as other In the past, when Americans criti-
industrialized nations but has higher cized drug prices and other things,
infant death rates, higher diabetes politicians often said, “Ah, but we
rates, fewer physicians per 1,000 have the best health care system in the
people, and shorter adult life spans. world.” “If a politician declares that
Research by the Commonwealth the United States has the best health
Fund says the U.S. is at the bottom of care system in the world today, he or
six industrialized nations for safe health see looks clueless rather than patriotic
care. A report from the World Health or authoritative,” said Dr. Emanuel. ■

Heart Attack or False Alarm


CT scans might be better than the
usual electrocardiograms and
blood tests used by emergency rooms
quicker and cheaper than the the usual
treatment that requires 24 hours in the
hospital. About 65 percent of such
to determine if a patient with chest emergency room cases turn out to be
pains is about to have a heart attack. false alarms; the patient did not have a
That was the conclusion reported heart problem.
in the Journal of the American Other researchers, however, ques-
College of Cardiology by researchers tion whether CT scans will become
at William Beaumont Hospital in
Michigan.
common practice for such procedures.
The scans require advanced CT tech-
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The researchers said the CT scan, nology and specialists that many  Serving Fort Collins, Loveland,
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Prostate Cancer Treatments
M edical researchers recently
compared the effects of two
common prostate cancer treatments:
frequency, urinary urgency, and pain.
Men with seed implants reported a
better quality of life immediately after
surgery to remove the prostate, and treatment; but after 24 months, those
radioactive seed implants. with surgery reported a better quality
They surveyed over 400 men for of life.
up to 24 months after treatment and The cost of each treatment was
found that men who had surgery were similar: about $10, 700 for seed
more likely to experience impotence implants, $11,600 for surgery. The
and urinary incontinence. Those who study was reported in the International
had radioactive implants were more Journal of Radiation Oncology,
likely to experience urinary Biology, Physics. ■
20 • July 2007 • The Senior Voice

Rare Disease Linked to Cancer


M yositis is a fairly rare disease
that causes extreme weakness,
muscle swelling and inflammation,
It is often mistaken for symptoms
of ageing or depression, and one
study says that the average patient
according to researchers at Johns with myositis sees seven doctors
Hopkins Bayview Medical Center. before getting an accurate diagnosis.
It is often not identified by doctors There are various forms of
even though medical scientists have myositis (pronounced my-o-SIGH-
known about it since the early 1900s. tis), and some are often associated
It is an autoimmune disease in which with cancer in the lungs, breast, ovary
the body’s immune system attacks and colon. Researchers are trying to
healthy tissue, somewhat like the way determine the link between myositis
and cancer. ■
Columbine cares for seniors rheumatoid arthritis works.

caring Brown Sugar More Nutritious?


heritage I s brown sugar more nutritious than
white sugar?
No, says the U.S. Department of
minerals that white sugar does not
contain: calcium, potassium, iron
and magnesium. But these occur in
Agriculture. Both contain basically such small amounts that there is no
family the same amount of calories. real nutritional value.
Manufacturers simply add The Department of Agriculture
Introducing our new logo molasses to white sugar to give it a says white sugar contains about 17
different texture and taste. Sometimes kilocalories per teaspoon, and brown
they call it “raw sugar,” but that is sugar contains about 16 kilocalories
www.columbinehealth.com merely sugar that has not been fully
refined—still no more nutritious.
per teaspoon. The molasses in brown
sugar does affect baked goods and
The molasses does add a few gives them a different taste. ■

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The Senior Voice • July 2007 • 21

Strange Names for Kids


By Bill Lambdin Smith. You wonder how the boy’s
mother called him to dinner.

S ome people give their children


strange names.
Researchers have discovered one
Many actors have changed their
names to suit a Hollywood image.
John Wayne’s real name was Marion
young lady named Dagmar Sewer, Morrison; but what red-blooded
another named Julie Barefoot, and American would believe a rough-and-
one called Mary Lou Wham. Little ready cowboy could be named
boys have been named Ansen B. Marion?
Outhouse, Oscar R. Apathy, and And how many women would
Emil E. Buttermilk. have found Tony Curtis so charming
In the 1800s, South Carolina if moviemakers had billed him by
Governor William Gist patriotically his real name: Bernard Schwartz?
christened his son States Rights. The The same might have been true for
boy graduated from Harvard in Cary Grant, whose real name was
1852, joined the Confederate Army Archibald Leach.
in 1961, and was killed at the Battle Names of places are also curious.
of Franklin on November 30, 1864. Chicago is from an old Indian word
And that’s what happened to States meaning “skunktown” or a place of John Wayne or
Rights. bad smells. Sometimes Indians were Marion Morrison?
For those who wonder where E irritated by white settlers’ requests for you call residents of a place like
Pluribus Unum went, he was a name for everything and gave them Michigan? They have been called
discovered in Oklahoma City with names that translated “That’s a river, Michiganders, but that doesn’t seem
the last name of Husted. But if E stupid.” polite. Nor will it do to call Chicago
Pluribus thought he had the most America used to be full of places residents Chicagorillas, as some have
patriotic name in Oklahoma, he was like Frazier’s Bottom, Boozerville done.
wrong. That honor went to a Ponca and Jackass Flats. Most of those The folks from Omaha at one
City resident in 1901 named Loyal have given way to modern, blander time did not object to being called
Lodge No. 296 Knights of Pythias names. But there is still a Hot Omahogs, but lately they resent it—
Ponca City Oklahoma Territory Coffee, Mississippi; an Oblong, as do the residents of Baltimore
Illinois; and a Gizzard, Tennessee. when they are called Baltimorons.
Colorful names are nice to have, But what do you call a person
but some pose problems. What do from Maine besides a Mainiac? ■

Investment Questions
By Scott Burns whether any increase in return was
Financial Writer matched by an increase in risk, as
measured by standard deviation.
Q: I just received a notice from
SHOP WEDNESDAYS, WHEN THE Fidelity about three new funds: Q: I invested $4,000 in a traditional
CURRENT WEEK’S AD AND THE FLCEX, FLGEX and FLVEX, all of IRA during the dot-com bubble. I
PREVIOUS WEEK’S AD OVERLAP. which carry a 0.45 percent expense held stock of a local company that
ENJOY A DAY OF VIRTUALLY ratio. Not one of these funds has a was sold at pennies. My account is
TWICE THE AMOUNT OF SAVINGS. track record yet. Do you know now worth about $120. I don’t know
anything about these that would whether I can take out that money
All Natural Meat, Fresh potentially make them worth the and declare a loss on the stock. Or
extra expense versus a true index should I keep the money as is and
Seafood and Produce. fund, and can you comment on their painfully watch it grow to $150 over
No Preservatives Added. reference regarding “institutional the next 20 years?
investment strategies A: You can’t take a loss because
Consistently Checked
A: I believe many of the ETF IRAs hold pre-tax income. This is
for Antibiotics. index offerings and enhanced index one of the reasons we should never
mutual fund offerings flooding the use qualified plan money for specu-
Pharmacy and Post Office
market will wither and die due to lative purposes.
at Our Store. poor trade-offs between perform- If you’re going to speculate, do it
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At Drake Road, tive risk is a central issue. necessary, deduct them (up to $3,000
We won’t know about the new a year) against earned income.
Fort Collins Fidelity offerings until there is a ________________
Phone 282-8003 track record. When there is a record, You can send questions to:
however, the first thing to check is scott@scottburns.com. ■
22 • July 2007 • The Senior Voice

Information on New Research on


Heart Attacks Eye Disease AMD
By Bill Lambdin ment needed by many heart attack By Peggy Hunt AMD. That study involved over
victims. 7,700 people.

W hen it comes to heart prob-


lems, only about half of the
people who need treatment get it,
Patients in rural areas should
probably talk in advance with their
doctor about the possibility of being
M ature people concerned about
vision loss from age-related
macular degeneration (AMD) might
AMD occurs when the macula,
located at the back of the retina, dete-
riorates with age. Researchers believe
and half of those who are treated get transferred to a hospital with consider taking high doses of vitamin that the growth of new blood vessels
the wrong treatment. adequate facilities in case of a heart E and beta carotene, according to in the retina may be a major cause of
That’s the conclusion of some attack, said Nabel. In some places, some researchers and a report by the the disease. Vitamin D may prevent
researchers who say we could that is possible by helicopter. National Eye Institute, which exam- the growth of those blood vessels,
greatly reduce the number of heart But patients themselves are most ined 3,600 people with AMD in a said researchers. The same benefit
attack deaths if we simply did what to blame for inadequate treatment. six-year study. may be derived from Omega-3 fatty
medical scientists know should be Many stop taking their heart medi- About 13 million Americans, acids from fish and the other vitamins
done. cines even after their doctors tell mostly over age 60, have AMD; and it (A and beta carotene).
More than 16 million Americans them they should continue the medi- is the leading cause of blindness British researchers believe they
have heart disease, and nearly cines for the rest of their lives. among mature people. The most might have a cure for age-related
500,000 die from it each year, Others are not careful about taking popular vitamin treatment for it is macular degeneration within five to
according to the National Institutes the right doses; they do not follow Bausch & Lomb’s PreserVision, ten years.
of Health. Many of those deaths dietary advice, lose weight or exer- which uses two pills containing more Using stem cells, researchers at
occur becauses victims do not get cise—all things that researchers than 1,000 percent of the daily recom- University College London,
treatment soon enough. know will reduce the number of mended amount of vitamin E and Moorfields Eye Hospital in London,
When warning signs occur, a heart heart attack deaths. about 600 percent of the daily amount and the University of Sheffield say
attack victim needs hospital treatment Many do not really recognize the of beta carotene. the treatment will be made possible
within one hour to open arteries and warning signs of a heart attack. They The National Eye Institute study by an $8 million grant from an anony-
avoid permanent heart damage. Fewer think it means acute chest pain when said such treatments slowed vision mous donor who was frustrated by
than 10 percent of victims get to a actually it’s usually just chest pres- loss by about 25 percent. Another restrictions on stem cell research in
hospital that soon. Many call a rela- sure, a feeling of heaviness and product similar to PresrVision but the United States.
tive or friend and wait for them to shortness of breath. costing less is Ocuvite. Researchers British medical scientists have not
arrive and discuss whether hospital- Other signs are discomfort in the say vitamins may slow the progres- had such restrictions and have been
ization is needed. Some attempt to neck, arm, jaw or stomach. Also sion of AMD but not cure it. working on stem cell research for
drive themselves to a hospital instead nausea, shortness of breath, cold Another study reported in the years. The new treatment is intended
of calling an ambulance. sweats, exhaustion, blue lips, blue journal Archives of Ophthalmology to benefit patients with so-called
And those who do get to a hands or feet. said the Omega-3 fatty acids found in “dry” macular degeneration.
hospital soon enough often do not get Mature people, especially fish may reduce the risk of AMD. The A treatment for “wet” macular
the right treatment because the women, often have less obvious researchers said tuna and salmon are degeneration already exists with a
hospital is not able to give it. Many symptoms. They may notice only a among the best sources of Omega-3 product called Lucentis available
hospitals that try to treat heart attack sudden feeling of exhaustion and fatty acids. The fish ideally should be from Genetech, Inc. But that treat-
victims actually lack the medical attribute it to something else. They baked or broiled, and four ounces ment is successful only for about one
specialists and equipment needed to may barely notice the chest pressure should be eaten at least twice a week. in ten patients, said researchers.
do so, according to Dr. Elizabeth or attribute symptoms to something That study included over 4,500 people AMD affects millions of mature
Nabel at the National Institutes of they ate. ages 60 to 80 over a six-year period. people worldwide. Some researchers
Health. Of the 5,000 acute care So mature people need to pay Yet another study reported in the think genetics may be involved, in
hospitals in the United States, only special attention to heart attack Archives of Ophthalmology says addition to other causes such as
1,200 provide angioplasty, a treat- symptoms, say experts. ■ vitamin D may also reduce the risk of smoking. ■

Governor’s Farm Shoulder Injury Exercises


Apartments
701 6th Street • Windsor, CO • (970) 352-5860 A fter rotator cuff surgery, men
who want to regain maximum
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recommended.
Designed for people 62 years of age gradually build up to intense strength Study group participants, ages 19 to
and older, or disabled. exercises with free weights, according 59, gradually built up to workouts
to researchers at ATI Physical lasting fours hours a day, five days a
Governor’s Farm is located in a pleasant rural Therapy, an Illinois based research week using free weights instead of
community, offers affordable rent, one-bedroom group. machines. At the end of the study, 96
ground level apartments, laundry facility, free Traditional physical therapy percent of the men met or exceeded
maintenance and small pets are welcome. involving range-of-motion exercises their previous levels of job-related
works for most people who don’t functions before surgery. Two years
USDA-RD
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need or want to regain their full later, the re-injury rate was only seven
strength. But for men who want percent. ■
The Senior Voice • July 2007 • 23

Humor: Academic Definitions


By Robert Munkres trant progeny.
• POLITICIZE: To shout instead of
Little Bo-Peep
• FACULTY: A collection of
academics who advance by degrees as
to think; to engage the ego rather than
the brain.
Has lost her jeep
they learn more and more about less
and less, until they know almost
• CONSERVATIVE: One who,
having made it, wants to replace the It hit a tree
everything about practically nothing. ladder to success with a greased pole.
• SOCIOLOGY: The study of society
by those who (1) reject it, (2) disap-
• IDEALIST: One who sees the
world as you saw it when you were
When she went to sleep.
prove of it, (3) don’t understand it, or
(4) all of the above.
twenty.
• REALIST: One who sees the world
– Burma Shave
• POLITICAL SCIENCE: A contra- as it really is, in other words, as you do.
diction in terms spreading over more • LAW: One of the major profes-
than 90 odd sub-fields, some of which sional exceptions to the truism that
are odder than others. practice makes perfect.
• BEHAVIORALIST: One for whom • FREE ENTERPRISE: An economic
counting is a prerequisite to philosophy based on the notion that
thinking— and frequently a substi- nothing is free.
tute. • COMMUNISM: A political-
• THEOLOGY: The study of the economic system in which the people
sublime by the ridiculous. in theory own everything, but in fact
• PHILOSOPHY: The area of special- control nothing.
ization of those who seek to light the • CIVIL WAR: A contradiction in
lamp of truth but who cannot agree on terms.
the definition of a match. • NATURALIZED CITIZEN: To be
• ECONOMICS: A field in which distinguished from the native-born
reality is defined by assumptions. citizen, who, one supposes, remains
Economics is rarely taught below the unnatural.
secondary level because children see ________________
through it too easily. Robert Munkres lives in Estes Park
• ZOOLOGY: The study of the and has written numerous history
animal kingdom by its most recalci- stories for The Senior Voice. ■

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