DEEP TRIGGER

SPECIFICATION
Congratulations! Your subconscious “Manchurian Candidate” conditioning is now complete.
Naturally you have no memory of this painful process. Under new labor laws, we are required
to inform you of the visual cue, or “trigger,” that activates your post-hypnotic response:
[Brainwasher: Please check box(es) of appropriate visual stimulus or stimuli:]

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Cat Hairdresser Wombat Steve Jobs

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Saturn’s moon Newton fractal Other
Aurora borealis
Enceladus (Zn–1) ≥ order 3 [attach picture]

By law we must also indicate the likely severity of your implanted reaction:
[Brainwasher: Please mark on Severity Spectrum the appropriate degree of consequence of the subject’s reaction:]

Forget to call parents Excommunication Murder, pillage, plunder Planetary annihilation

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Trivial Noteworthy Sensational Unmentionable Terminal
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Leave extravagant tip Lose job, flee country 1-4 Horsemen of Michael Bay movie
Apocalypse

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