24 Terrifying, Thoughtful and Absurd

Nursery Rhymes for Children

In more repressed times, people were not always allowed to express themselves freely, for fear of
persecution. Gossiping, criticizing the government or even talking about current events were
often punishable by death. In order to communicate at will, clever rhymes were constructed and
passed around to parody public figures and events.
The first nursery rhymes can be traced back to the fourteenth century. While the Bubonic Plaque
ravaged England, peasants used a rhyme to spread the word about equality. The "Adam and Eve"
rhyme made peasants realize that they were important to the economy and contributed to the
Peasants Revolt of 1381. Under the guise of children's entertainment, many rhymes that were
encoded with secret messages throughout history have endured the test of time and are still with
us today.
Other nursery rhymes don't seem to carry a particular message at all, but convey a macabre sense
of humor. They have been so ingrained in us since childhood that we hardly notice that babies
are falling from trees, women are held captive or live animals are being cooked. It's only when
you stop and absorb the actual words of these catchy, sing-song rhymes that the darkness and
absurdity is realized. A handful do not reference historical events at all, but instead seem to
convey warnings or common sense wisdom.
Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the King's Horses and all the King's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
In children's books, Humpty Dumpty is portrayed as a
large egg, usually dressed like a little boy. It's a sad story,
as he gets busted up and nobody can fix him. However,
the real story behind the rhyme dates back to the English
Civil War. Humpty was a huge cannon mounted atop a
high wall-like church tower. During the Siege of
Colchester, The tower was hit by enemy cannon fire and
Humpty suffered a great fall. There was no fixing the
cannon or the tower, and the Humpty Dumpty rhyme was
born.

Ring Around The Rosie

Ring around the rosy

A pocketful of posies
"Ashes, Ashes"
We all fall down!
 This rhyme dates back to the Great Plague of London in
1665. The symptoms of bubonic plague included a rosy
red ring-shaped rash, which inspired the first line. It was
believed that the disease was carried by bad smells, so
people frequently carried pockets full of fresh herbs, or
"posies." The "ashes, ashes" line is believed to refer to the
cremation of the bodies of those who died from the
plague.
Baa Baa Blacksheep

Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!
One for the master, one for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane
Baa Baa Black Sheep references the importance of the
wool industry to the economy from the Middle Ages until
the nineteenth century. The rhyme is also thought to be a
political satire of the export tax imposed in Britain in
1275 under the rule of King Edward I.
For Want of a Nail

For want of a nail the shoe was lost

For want of a shoe the horse was lost
For want of a horse the rider was lost
For want of a rider the battle was lost
For want of a battle the kingdom was lost
And all for the want of a horseshoe nail
This simple rhyme is a reminder for children to think of
the possible consequences of their actions. It has often
been used to illustrate the chain of events that can stem
from a single thoughtless action.

Mary, Mary Quite Contrary

Mary Mary quite contrary,

How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row
This rhyme is a reference to Bloody Mary. The garden refers to growing cemeteries, as she filled
them with Protestants. Silver bells and cockle shells were instruments of torture and the maiden
was a device used to behead people.
Goosey, Goosey Gander
 Goosey, goosey, gander,
Whither dost thou wander?
Upstairs and downstairs
And in my lady's chamber.
There I met an old man
Who wouldn't say his prayers;
I took him by the left leg,
And threw him down the stairs
While Mother Goose seems like a kind, grandmotherly
sort, the gander in this rhyme appears to be quite a
bastard. This sixteenth century rhyme is a reminder to
children to always say their prayers.

It's Raining, It's Pouring

It's raining, it's pouring

The old man is snoring
He went to bed and he bumped his head
And couldn't get up in the morning
In this strange nursery rhyme, the man apparently was
careless in going to bed and didn't wake up. We can only
assume it's a message to be cautious when you're on your
way to bed.

Rock-a- Bye,
Baby

Rock-a-bye, baby,
In the tree top.
When the wind blows,
The cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks,
The cradle will fall,
And down will come baby,
Cradle and al
The American roots of this odd rhyme come from a
young pilgrim who saw Native American mothers
hanging cradles in trees. When the wind blew, the cradles would rock and the babies in them
would sleep.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater

Peter , Peter , pumpkin-eater,

Had a wife and couldn't keep her;
He put her in a pumpkin shell,
And there he kept her very well
This nursery rhyme also has it's roots in America, unlike
most that started in England. It was a different time back
then for women, and for views on divorce, too, which is
why this rhyme served to warn young girls about
infidelity. Peter's wife was supposedly a harlot, and
Peter's remedy for the situation was to kill her and hide
her body in a giant pumpkin shell.
 Sing a Song of Sixpence

Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,

Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,
Oh wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?
This rhyme most certainly originated long ago, before
PETA existed. It was likely based on a spoof by a court
jester who thought it would be hilarious to trick the king
by putting live birds into a pie shell. At the time, cooked
blackbirds were considered a delicacy and would have
been served to the king.

The King Was in his Counting House

The king was in his counting house counting out his

money,
The queen was in the parlour eating bread and honey
The maid was in the garden hanging out the clothes,
When down came a blackbird and pecked off her
nose!
This is actually a continuation of "Sing a Song of
Sixpence" and refers to what common folk imagined that
royalty did all day. The live birds that were put in the pie
are back for revenge in this verse.
Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill,

To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown;
And Jill came tumbling after.
This poem originated in France. The characters refer to
King Louis XVI, Jack, and his Queen Marie Antoinette,
Jill. Jack was beheaded (lost his crown) first, then Jill
came tumbling after during the Reign of Terror in 1793.

London Bridge
 London Bridge bridge is falling down, down
Falling down down, falling down, down
London Bridge bridge is falling down, down
My fair lady.
Take a key key and lock padlock her up,
Lock padlock her up, lock padlock her up,
Take a key key and lock padlock her up,
My fair lady.
This nursery rhyme refers to the rise and fall of Anne
Boleyn, the second wife of King Henry VIII of England.
Boleyn was accused of adultery and incest and was ultimately executed for treason.
There was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly

I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;
Fancy that to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;
What a hog, to swallow a dog;
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow;
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead, of course!
These absurd lyrics were written by Rose Bonne and made popular in 1953 by Burl Ives. A
woman who has a relatively small problem makes it progressively worse, which ultimately leads
to her death.
Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor doggie a bone,
When she got there
The cupboard was bare
So the poor little doggie had none
or alternatively:

Old Mother Hubbard

Went to the cupboard
To get her poor daughter a dress.
But when she got there
The cupboard was bare
And so was her daughter, I guess!
This rhyme is reputedly about Cardinal Thomas Wolsey.
Wolsey refused to facilitate a divorce from Queen
Katherine of Aragon for King Henry VIII. The King
wanted a divorce so that he could marry Anne Boleyn. The doggie and the bone in the rhyme
refer to the divorce, the cupboard is a reference to the Catholic Church and Wolsey is Old Mother
Hubbard. The divorce was later arranged by Thomas Cramner and resulted in the break with
Rome and the formation of the English Protestant church.
Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet,

Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away
Little Miss Muffet was written in the sixteenth century by
Dr. Muffet, the stepfather of a small girl named Patience
Muffet. Dr. Muffet was an entomologist famous for
writing the first scientific catalog of British insects.
Ladybug, Ladybug Fly Away Home

Ladybug, ladybug fly away home,

Your house is on fire,
Your children will burn.
Except for the little one whose name is Ann,
Who hid away in a frying pan
Farmers have long known the beneficial qualities of
ladybugs as a natural predator of destructive insects. After
harvests and before the fields were burned, this rhyme
would be chanted in hopes of the ladybugs surviving and
coming back the following year. There is also speculation
that this rhyme originated from the Great Fire of London
in 1666.

Solomon Grundy

Solomon Grundy
Born on Monday
Christened on Tuesday
Married on Wednesday
Ill on Thursday
Worse on Friday
Died on Saturday
Buried on Sunday
That is the end of Solomon Grundy.
This rhyme was originally collected by James Orchard
Halliwell and published in 1842. Solomon Grundy is
more widely known now as a D.C. Comics character.
A Wise Old Owl
A wise old owl lived in an oak
The more he saw the less he spoke
The less he spoke the more he heard
Why can't we all be like that wise old bird?
This rhyme does not appear to have any hidden historical
references, but carries a valuable message that holds true
today.

Three Blind Mice

Three blind mice. Three blind mice.
See how they run. See how they run.
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a sight in your life,
As three blind mice
The vicious farmer's wife in this rhyme is believed to
refer to Queen Mary I, the daughter of King Henry VIII.
Mary, a staunch Catholic, was so well known for her persecution of Protestants that she was
given the nickname "Bloody Mary." When three Protestant bishops were convicted of plotting
against Mary, she had them burnt at the stake. However, it was mistakenly believed that she had
them blinded and dismembered, as is inferred in the rhyme.
Little Bo Peep
Little Bo peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where to find them.
Leave them alone and they'll come home,
Bringing their tails behind them.
Little Bo peep fell fast asleep
And dreamt she heard them bleating,
But when she awoke, she found it a joke,
For they were all still fleeting.
Then up she took her little crook
Determined for to find them.
She found them indeed, but it made her heart bleed,
For they left their tails behind them.
It happened one day, as Bo peep did stray
Into a meadow hard by,
There she espied their tails side by side
All hung on a tree to dry.
She heaved a sigh, and wiped her eye,
And over the hillocks went rambling,
And tried what she could,
As a shepherdess should,
To tack again each to its lambkin.
Little Bo Peep doesn't seem to refer to anyone or event in history, but is a warning about the
consequences of irresponsibility.
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue come blow your horn,
The sheep's in the meadow the cow's in the corn.
But where's the boy who looks after the sheep?
He's under a haystack fast asleep.
Will you wake him? No, not I - for if I do, he's sure to cry
Little Boy Blue may refer to Cardinal Thomas Wolsey
(1475-1530). Wolsey was an arrogant and wealthy self-
made man and had many enemies in England. After
obtaining his degree from Oxford at the age of fifteen, he
was dubbed the "Boy Bachelor." The words "come blow
your horn" likely refer to his incessant bragging.
The Big Ship Sails
The big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh
The ally-ally-oh, the ally-ally-oh
Oh, the big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh
On the last day of September.
The captain said it will never, never do
Never, never do, never, never do
The captain said it will never, never do
On the last day of September.
The big ship sank to the bottom of the sea
The bottom of the sea, the bottom of the sea
The big ship sank to the bottom of the sea
On the last day of September.
We all dip our heads in the deep blue sea
The deep blue sea, the deep blue sea
We all dip our heads in the deep blue sea
On the last day of September.
The origins of this depressing dirge are unknown.
However, there is speculation that it refers to the Manchester Ship canal, which was built for
ocean-going ships and opened in 1894. It is the eighth-longest ship canal in the world, and is
only slightly shorter than the Panama Canal.
Who killed Cock Robin?
"Who killed Cock Robin?" "I," said the Sparrow,
"With my bow and arrow, I killed Cock Robin."
"Who saw him die?" "I," said the Fly,
"With my little eye, I saw him die."
"Who caught his blood?" "I," said the Fish,
"With my little dish, I caught his blood."
"Who'll make the shroud?" "I," said the Beetle,
"With my thread and needle, I'll make the shroud."
"Who'll dig his grave?" "I," said the Owl,
"With my pick and shovel, I'll dig his grave."
"Who'll be the parson?" "I," said the Rook,
"With my little book, I'll be the parson."
"Who'll be the clerk?" "I," said the Lark,
"If it's not in the dark, I'll be the clerk."
"Who'll carry the link?" "I," said the Linnet,
"I'll fetch it in a minute, I'll carry the link."
"Who'll be chief mourner?" "I," said the Dove,
"I mourn for my love, I'll be chief mourner."
"Who'll carry the coffin?" "I," said the Kite,
"If it's not through the night, I'll carry the coffin."
"Who'll bear the pall? "We," said the Wren,
"Both the cock and the hen, we'll bear the pall."
"Who'll sing a psalm?" "I," said the Thrush,
"As she sat on a bush, I'll sing a psalm."
"Who'll toll the bell?" "I," said the bull,
"Because I can pull, I'll toll the bell."
All the birds of the air fell a-sighing and a-sobbing,
When they heard the bell toll for poor Cock Robin.
This English folksong is believed to reference the death of Robin Hood and reflects the respect
that common folk has for him.
Pop Goes the Weasel
Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop! goes the weasel.
Up and down the City road,
In and out the Eagle,
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop! goes the weasel.
This Cockney rhyme dates back to the 1700s. The
Cockney community developed a slang all their own
because they mistrusted strangers and police. "Pop goes
the weasel" was actually slang for "pawn your coat" and
the Eagle refers to a pub, said to have been frequented by
Charles Dickens. The pub was bought by the Salvation
Army in 1883 and all drinking and music stopped.