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Anonymous 08/10/13(Sat)17:33
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DEMON SUMMONING ROLL
THREAD
How to:
First either draw a pentagram or make a ring
of salt around the intended area of the
summoning circle. If you want to be extra
cautious, then use both a pentagram and a
salt circle. If you want to be a faggot, then
align the top of the pentagram with true north
as best you can.
The next step is to either draw or print out the summoning circle and
place it in the center of your protective circumference. After that you
must place blood on the summoning circle and say "Hear me (your
demon's name)! I summon you!" Really all you need to do is just call the
demon's name with the knowledge that that is its name and the intention
of making a reference to it and it'll hear you. It can choose to ignore
your summons but it most likely won't unless it is already talking with
someone.
Remember to post results.
Troubleshooting: If you set up the protection correctly and did
everything right you should be chattin' it up with an ancient being in no
time. If you messed up the protection the demon will be free to do
whatever it wants until it leaves. In that case simply invoke the name of
a more powerful being. Jesus usually works because he's got others
backing him. If not then try Yeshua or Amon Ra but be prepared to
deal with the spiritual form of an even more powerful being. If you mess
up the summoning circle the demon will not be able to garner a physical
form (it actually still could with some effort but in all likelihood it won't
go through the trouble just for your ass). If you mess up its name but it
can still recognize that you're calling it, it can still hear you. If you make
a contract with it you can rest assured that they will hold up their end of
the bargain but they are like jews and will exploit any loophole possible.
have fun.
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Anonymous 08/10/13(Sat)20:21 No.13208398
>>13208351
I'm thinking that's a cool hippy pagan thing and not a 2edgy4me demon
summon.
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rollan
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Anonymous 08/10/13(Sat)23:13 No.13209526
I'm a steady Agnostic Athiest, but I'm drunk and up to entertain this.
rolling.
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Anonymous 08/10/13(Sat)23:19 No.13209590
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>He teaches logic and ethics in all their branches, the virtues of all
herbs and precious stones, can make a man witty, eloquent, invisible
(invincible according to some authors), and live long, and can discover
treasures and recover lost things.
He sounds like a pretty cool guy, but is he too powerful to make him
leave if things get messy?
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all Herbs and Precious Stones. He teacheth the Arts of Logic and
Ethics in all their parts. If desired he maketh men invisible, and to
live long, and to be eloquent. He can discover Treasures and
recover things Lost. He ruleth over 29 Legions of Spirits, and his
Seal is this, which wear thou, etc.
....
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imaginary bullshit even exists. You got the luckiest roll, the roll that
frees you from this crap.
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K 08/13/13(Tue)12:34 No.13225912
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#rolo
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Gullible shits.
Nothing happens unless you imagine it.
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