Hello fans this is Harry Carry.

Welcome to todays game between the Bethlehem Braves and the Jerusalem Giants. Kind of a sparse crowd out here today as a plague of locust has made it tough to get out to the ballpark. You can hear the vendors, Hey, Manna, get your manna. Who wants bread from heaven. Its hot, its fresh. It just fell. Hot manna here. Penance. Penance. Our Fathers. Hail Marys. Cant get absolution with an act of contrition. Who wants a rosary here? Water, Water, wa Wine, who wants wine. Peter looks into Jesus for the sign. Jesus gives him the sign. Holy cow, Peter denies it. He gives it to him again. He denies it again. And once more, Thats three times and Jesus is out to give Peter a Sermon on the Mound. Jesus of course the big Savior here in yesterdays game. Came up in the bottom of the ninth. The Braves down three to nothing. And hit a bases empty grand slam. Fans we havent had a miracle like that since fishes and loaves night. I had a chance to talk with the man after the game and this is

what he had to say, Well de ball was on the outside of the plate. I was just trying to make contact. First of all, I would like to thank my father for loading the bases. Muchos graties Senor. And for the Holy Ghost bringing the double play. Back to live action. La-Zarus up to the plate. Whats that. O I am sorry. Lazarus up to the plate. Heres the pitch. O no hes hit. Hes hurt. Hes down. Holy cow hes dead. But wait a minute. He gets back up. Thats the sixth time this week. That kid can take one for the team. Abraham up to the plate. Probably up here to sacrifice. Infield drawn in for the patriarch. And now there is some action in the Bethlehem bullpen. I cant quite make out the back of his robe. It is the big number 10 Moses. Just called up from the burning bush league. Already gaining a reputation for that lightening fast pick off move. Reminding those runners that Thou shall not steal! Lets give it over to Steve Stone. Thank you Harry. Fans, you want to be here this Tuesday night when the Braves meet the Cavalry Cubs. It is going to be Nabisco Communion wafer day here at the ballpark. All fans 33 and under get a free wafer signed by Jesus himself.

You know fans Nabisco Communion wafers go down smooth wont stick to the roof of your mouth like those cheap imitation sacraments. Sure they cost a little more but when it comes to your Eternal Salvation isnt it worth the extra buck in the collection plate. Remember fans Nabisco, the host with the most. Thanks Steve, now here are some scores from around the league. A big upset David 1, Goliath Nothing. Ends a long win streak for the big guy. Oh no Job is on the fifteenth day disabled list with a bad case of leprosy. Pulled a hamstring. Pulled it right off. The Angels have sent Lucifer down. That is a shame when that fellow was in his prime he could throw some heat. This year his E R A has ballooned to a hefty 666. This has been Harry Carry here with the first baseball game. Join us tomorrow when the Bethlehem Braves meet the Revelation Royals.