Hole 7 - INFINITE HOT DOG

Kristin Grace Erickson

KETCHUP

6 & 8 # &6 8 # 6 & 8 # ? 6 # 8

As deep as your love can be, infinite, slow

round

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and and

round

and

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round

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and and

round

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round

and

MUSTARD

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and

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round

she

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round

round

and

round

round

and

round

and

round

she

RELISH

round

BLORTUS

round

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and and

round

and

round

round

and

round

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and and

round

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and

round

and

round

she

round

round

and

round

she

Ketchup

& #. & #. & #. ? # J

. . .
so hun - gry I could eat a

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round

goes

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and round

and

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round

Mustard

goes

round

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and round

and

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and

and round

round

and round

and

Relish

goes

round

and round

and

round

and round

and

Blortus

goes

I'm

chip - munk

round

and round

and

round

and round

and

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Hole 7 - INFINITE HOT DOG

Peni

& &

Ketchup

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round

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goes

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slow down

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I

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got - ta

slow

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down

Mustard

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and round

she

round

and round

she

goes

Relish

round

Blortus

round

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and round

she

goes

and round

she

goes

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Peni

&

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I'm gon - na

slow

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down

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so I

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can

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chup with-a

ket

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Peni

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you

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oo

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what a oo

Ketchup

here comes Blor - tus

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he wants to he wants to en - gorge us he wants to en - gorge us

Mustard

here comes Blor - tus

Relish

here comes Blor - tus

Blortus

en - gorge us

# R

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coo - king up some - thing to eat

I'm

oh

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Peni

&

Blortus

? #.# # . #.# # #. # #
oo treat for my bel - ly this food is so smel - ly for my tum tum tum tum tum tum yum yum yum (num yum yum)
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Peni

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slow down

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I got - ta

slow

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down

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I'm gon - na

slow

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down

j j
so

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Peni

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I

Blortus

can

ket - chup

with - a

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you I'm pre - pa - ring suc - co - tash and - her - ring

mar - me - lade hom - mus and

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Peni

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oo pie deep fried o - ronge

Blortus

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a car - rot if a - vai - la- ble fresh par -rot with par - sleysage rose - ma - ry and salt

4 4

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Peni

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Much Faster

6 6

Not as fast

6 . 8 b . 6 8
I

Blortus

shh!

found a love

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I re - lished this

love

so warm and so sweet

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Peni

& b

knocked me right off my

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feet

so ea - sy to love

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such ten - der love

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Hole 7 - INFINITE HOT DOG

Peni

b b . & J

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all the love I mus - tard for you for you for you for you

sweet no - things I heard

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Peni

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no - thing's gon - na stop me now

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from di - vin' right on in

no - thing's

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gon - na stop me

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Peni

& j j .
from go - in'

out on a limb

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like it or not you're just too fu - ckin' hot for this

world that goes with - out

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Peni

&

sa

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yin' time af -ter time youkeep blo-win' my mind and god knows I wish I was pla -

Slow, syrupy and out of tune

3 4

yin'

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Peni

& b
you,

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you don't wan - na know what I'm thnk - in'

you

b b
you don't e - ven wan - na know

Faster
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Ketchup

& & &

N # N #
3

b N # J
3 3

I'm glad she gave up on

Mustard

that

with her thighs

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3

douche - bag guy

Relish

Blortus

b N # ? J
with her thighs she's real - ly ten - der - i
3

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3

douche - bag guy

douche - bag guy

zin'

with her thighs

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Ketchup

j & # j & # & j # Pe - ni's get - tin' all up in that hog # ? J

Pe - ni's get - tin' all up in that hog Pe - ni's get - tin' all up in that hog Pe - ni's get - tin' all up in that hog

# # #

oh she's straight up

hum - pin' hum - pin' with that

dog

Mustard

oh she's straight up

Relish

Blortus

oh she's straight up hum - pin' with that dog #

oh she's straight up hum - pin' with that dog

with

that

dog

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Ketchup

j & # # j & # # & j # Pe - ni looks so se - xy when she grunts # ? J

Pe - ni looks so se xy when she grunts Pe - ni looks so se xy when she grunts Pe - ni looks so se xy when she grunts

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damn that girl is fin' ly - get - tin' what she wants

3 4 3 4 3 4 3 4

Mustard

Relish

damn that girl is fin' ly - get - tin' what she wants

Blortus

# w damn that girl is fin' ly - get - tin' what she wants #

damn that girl is fin' ly - get - tin' what she wants

NO! My din - ner!

Hole 7 - INFINITE HOT DOG

101

Blortus

? 3 # 4
turn up

Peppy

the heat

gon - na feel the burn

#
turn up

the heat

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gon - na kill the germs

don't

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Blortus

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wan - na share my meat

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with a worm oh i can see you squirm

you

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Blortus

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worm

6 #. 8

Much Slower

Peter

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from the fire

turn up the

b b N

heat

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get burned

step a - way

or you might

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Peni

& ? ?

Blortus

Peter

b J .
and high - er

b .
meat

b step a - way from the . .

with a worm

won't share my

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oh you're gon - na get burned

flames grow high - er

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121

Peni

& J # & & & ?

fire

. b
let her go! let her

b
or I'm gon - na

.
burned

Ketchup

go!

j . j . j . j . .
I'm

get

b
and

flames grow high - er

Mustard

let her go!

b
let

her

go!

Relish

let her go!

b b
let let

her

go!

Peter

let her go!

her

go!

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Peni

&

and

oh

just

let

get

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burned

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Ketchup

& & & ?

high - er

high - er

Blor - tus

b b b

you

can - not

be

se - ri - ous

gon - na

just

let

her

.
go

Mustard

.
go

Blor - tus

you

can - not

be

se - ri - ous

Relish

Blor - tus

you

can - not

be

se - ri - ous

Blortus

her

. .
go eat

just

let

her

Peter

hun - gry

and

coo - king

and

tim - ing

my

tim - ing

to

.
go

Blor - tus

you

can - not

be

se - ri - ous

just

let

her