Human beings can come up with new ideas, make their own decisions, and form their own 23 Things opinions.
21 Cabbages cannot do these things,
so they borrow ideas, decisions, and opinions from the consensus. to Amuse They’re hard to identify because they sound just like everybody else.
22 If the law does not permit people to
make their own decisions about their lives, it’s not worth the hemp Yourself it was written on.
23 Even though this is all complete
garbage, at least it killed some time, right? While You Wait
Hey, what’s the big idea?
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