Corporate ninja’s Guide to The hotly competitive covert tactical realignment operations industry

infiltration
demands operatives who know their way around—and in! Remember these
handy tips when planning to drop by unannounced.

WINDOWS
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Requisition “Nighthawk” CACR
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Scale glass curtain-walls using silent helicopter from Logistics.
SlickStick™ suction cups. Glass Note: This model cancels all
cutting techniques available in sound made within. Say what
Ninjalistics Operations circular you have to say before you
Op01-20050314A “Watch Out for board the chopper.
Seven Years’ Bad Luck!”

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FRONT ENTRANCE
Not dramatic, but efficient and a
good test of disguise skills. Capture,
seduce, or inveigle your target’s
co-workers to obtain entry codes,
AIR CONDITIONERS
keycards, fingertips, and retinas.
A true ninja can strike the whirring
blades with bare hands, stopping

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them and opening access to air
ducts. Consult Human Resources for
insurance restrictions and, if needed,
disability policy. SEWERS
Tried and true. Sewer work does
not ordinarily qualify for hazard pay,
but dry cleaning can be expensed
normally. Before returning to the
office, contact Operations for
Cleanup Review & Counsel.

Copyright ©2009 Ninjalistics. By Allen Varney. Photo by Oisin

Prendiville (Flickr: Prentio2), released under a Creative Commons
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