Documenti di Didattica
Documenti di Professioni
Documenti di Cultura
18,
2004
Volume
76
Issue
A l o h a P a c - We s t ?
Yellowjackets maybe headed for the Heartland
The MSU-Billings Athletic Department is considering leaving the Pacific West Conference and the Division II West Region and accepting an offer to join the Heartland Conference and Division II South Central Region beginning in the 2005-2006 school years. According to Heartland Commissioner Tony Stigliano, With the impeding departure of Rockhurst and Druy universities from our league, the Heartland Conference has decided to extend invitations to Montana State University-Billings, Western New Mexico University, and Grand Canyon University of Phoenix and is in the process of discussing the situation with those institutions as well as our current members. Sitgliano also told The Retort that while no deadline for MSUBillings to accept the invitation exists, a decision must be made as soon as possible in order to begin the process of scheduling games for next year. According to MSU-Billings Sports Information Director Travis Elam, the athletic department held a series of meetings for its coaches and players as well as students, faculty, media, and interested community members over the week of Oct. 4. We went looking for people to ask a 1001 questions and I think we gave them a 1002 answers, says Elam. When asked why MSU-B is considering the switch, Yellowjacket Athletic director Dr. Gary Gray says, that the main reason for changing leagues is so we would be in a conference that sponsors all 12 of the sports that we do. Joining the Heartland Conference would end a four year effort of the MSU-Billings Athletic Department to either make a conference
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Financial
Aid
or
Tremendous
work as is the sad existence of college excuses. Q5: Whats the dumbest question a student has ever asked? FA: I have a high F, why am I being suspended? Why are you being kicked out again? Q6: Please select the best answer: When students are told their money is delayed they act like: a. puppies, cute and cuddly b. porcupines, short and spiky c. crack heads ready to start pawning things They chose (b), but college kids get broke and stay broke, at least for your tour of duty however long that may be. Q7: Please select the best answer: When students are told that everything is fine, The money is one the way, they are most like: a. after sex cigarette, or cookies b. still unsatisfied, as is the nature of early life c. Confused? Amazed?, as if they poured the beer for you See, it wasnt so bad. Or was it? I guess that all depends on if the money has arrived. If it has not, it is your fault, your grandma forgot to sign question 5000, on the FAFSA, so its being returned to the place you used to live at before your parents split, and therefore is lost for all time. Oh, but dont worry, someone at the FAFSA headquarters can send you a copy, she just has to find it on
Pain?
Editors Note: The following is a first in a series of articles where The Retorts Dennis Elliott takes an offbeat and humorous look at some of the various departments on campus. The Retort would like to thank those involved for their participation. (Actual answers from FA are in italics)
One thing about college, theres no escaping a visit to one of the most feared places on campus: The Financial Aid Office. The FinAid, as is known to all the cool kids, is located in McMullen Hall. Here you find a glass door, and behind it you find people, do not be afraid, they will not hurt you. In fact, you might actually appreciate what they do for you. Throughout your college life you will need to go in here, so it is up to you how the relationship begins. Now, these individuals in front of you have tremendous resources at their finger tips, do you really want them pissed off at you? Approach the situation with a common goal. FAFSA, refund check size, parents expected contribution (my ass), promises-tomarry notes signed electronically, and its all here. The truth is they want to help you. Your literary captain was fortunate enough to interview some key parties; take a look at their responses to, and I think youll agree, some pretty difficult questioning. Would they buckle? Find out below. (I apologize for that terribly COSMO ending). FinAidees Questioned: Sue Weinreis (very nice lady), Dee Schafnitz (also, exceedingly nice), Julia Koehn (again with niceness), and Joe Massman (Hey.man, Im just not comfortable enough with myself right now to be complimenting other
dudes, sorry). And whats with the names, who said the Germans wouldnt rise again? Time: 3:00 p.m. Friday, October 1. Q1: Whats the #1 question you hear from students? FA: Here are two, well actually I guess its four: What is my status? (Did the loan come through ?) Wheres my refund check? (Gimmey all the money!!!). Q2: How would you grade this offices efficiency? FA: A+ Well of course, how else would you grade yourself . NEXT! Q3: In the eyes of the students and faculty on campus how is the office perceived? FA: The faculty is generally confused about financial aid [] because it doesnt necessarily concern them. In the students eyes, it depends on the students situation. OK, lets try not to dodge the next one. Q4: How can students help to improve this offices efficiency? FA: Read all letters we sent out, even the crappy ones that looks and feels like SPAM?, Yes. Also, do the FAFSA on time. Well, my parents have gone through the Big D and I dont mean Dallas, if you understand my secret code, sooh yeah, when was that deadline again? Take advantage of online status checking [] and finally to do things before the last minute. Yeah but, I just moved here, flat tire, so busy, dog, home-
her desk with the 13 million other students in this country who screwed up their FAFSAs. If you havent received it yet, things are probably only going to get worse. Although, if the money has arrivedwell then, now we have something yes, something indeed... hahahahahahaha. On a more serious tone, the fine employees of this office work very hard to assist students with any questions they may have. They will make every effort to see that your financial situation, based on your eligibility blah blah blah small print, is secure. All that small print stuff is out of there hands, so please respect the staff, not all staff of course, but these guys are truly on your side. This is one bridge you dont want to burn. Now, for the business end of the report:
DEADLINE FOR THE 2005-2006 FAFSA IS MARCH 1st, 2005.DONT WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE. AVOID LONG LINES, DO IT EARLY, FILL OUT ALL THE BLANKS, MAKE SURE YOUR PARENTS FILLED IT ALL OUT AND DONT FORGET I TOLD YOU SO.
Left to Right: Dee Schafnitz, Joe Massman, Julia Koehn, Sue Weinreis. Four very nice people you could meet if you ever needed money. Photo by Dennis Elliott
American
Indian
Heritage
Day
2004
Bozeman, was the celebrations keyDr. Heidenreich spoke of note speaker. Senate Bill 117. Passed in 1997, the Gilham said the event at- bills purpose is to uphold and uplift Montana is immersed in tracted about 170 people from both the Montana Constitutions commitAmerican Indian history and is si- the campus and the community. He ment to the preservation of Native multaneously nave to the riches said the occasion solicited a great American tradition. Although the therein. Some 60,000 Montana Indians comprise about six percent of our states population, which corresponds to the nearly six percent of MSU-Bs student body who are Native American. In recognition of this historical and cultural significance, American Indian Heritage Day 2004 took place in the SUB on September 24. Preceding Fridays agenda was a traditional teepee-raising on Wednesday, Sept. 22 on Petro Halls south lawn. Fridays events commenced with comments from Quentin Gilham, Director of Multicultural Student Services. Next, Professor of Native American Studies Dr. Adrian Heidenreich offered an invocation and remarks reIn modern times Teepees are erected to symbolize heritage. garding the legislative background Photo from Evergreen.edu of American Indian Heritage Day. Also providing commentary were turnout that exceeded expecta- fourth Friday of September was desDr. Matthew Redinger, associate tions. The success of the program ignated as Native American Indian professor of history, and Dr. Walter was due in part to the Native Ameri- Day in 1975, historical knowledge Fleming, Associate Professor of Na- can studies instructors who encour- and cultural appreciation has eroded, tive American Studies at MSU, aged their classes to attend. none-the-less. Acknowledging Na-
tive American inventions such as the canoe, rubber ball, and fry bread, Heidenreich spoke of the legion contributions American Indians have made to society. Heidenreich also mentioned Sacagawea lending guidance and interpretation to the Lewis and Clark expedition, the domestication of corn, potatoes, and strawberries, the continued use of Indian words in the English language, as well as substantial military involvement. MSU-Bs participation in American Indian Heritage Day is a vibrant pledge in support of diversity on campus. Heidenreich contends that events like these are crucial to increasing knowledge and understanding of the historical and continued presence of American Indians in Montana. With approximately 270 Native American students on campus and seven reservations statewide, Montana Indians are the states most senior residents and an integral part of our past, present, and future. Quentin Gilham sends this message to those who were unable to attend American Indian Heritage Day 2004: Continued support of cultural and diversity activities helps the campus climate and helps each student develop a positive world view.
Up Yours!
If you have ever legally gambled, rented and/or purchased pornography or purchased tobacco products, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. That is, I mean, if you havent voted as well. Unless MSUB has any child prodigies enrolled
here, all students on campus are eligible to vote (except for all you felons, of course). Statistically however, only about 30 percent of the college aged electorate are voting. Whatever has held you back in the past is just an excuse. And remember what your high school geometry teacher said, Excuses are like armpits: we all have two and they all stink. He was right and if not having crucial information was your stinky armpit, um, excuse, stop using it!! ASMSU-B recently sponsored a weeklong Political Action Fair. The event, Your Vote, Your Voice, ran from Sept. 27 to Oct. 1 and opened with a lunch and forum with gubernatorial candidates from three parties.
Bob Kelleher Green Party Candidate for Governor. Photo by Olivia Stief
John Bohlinger Democratic Candidate for Lt. Governor. Photo by Olivia Stief
should be privatized and supports instruction via internet for K-12 and distance learning for college courses. Jones is in favor of I-147 and contends that taxes should be equal regardless of marital status. He vowed to take a fresh look at government and that if elected the only bottom line [would be] the freedoms of the people. John Bohlinger says his and Brian Schweitzers administration will be transparent like none seen before. He stated that they have plans to work together and build a bridge between Republican and Brian Schweitzer Democratic Democratic Party lines. Bohlinger is Candidate for Governor. Photo tired of Montana being passed by eco- courtesy of Operation Schweitzer
nature, not mining pits, Schweitzer said the negative repercussions far outweigh any financial benefits. Schweitzers first 100 days in office would begin by building ethanol plants around the state. Doing so would allow grain fed cattle to be raised in state, generating and keeping revenue in Montana. Schweitzer promised to work with the Public Service Commissioner to harness wind energy in our state. He said the resource lacking is leadership with regard to power supply. Schweitzer spoke of implementing a performance review for Montanas $1 billion budget. Within this plan, independent financial advisors challenge every existing expense and brainstorm for a more economical alternative. To ensure continued feedback once elected, Schweitzer plans to set a virtual suggestion box where the person with the months best idea would be awarded $1 thousand and a medal. Schweitzer wants to pass an open container law prohibiting the possession of an open alcoholic beverage in a moving vehicle. Also important to Schweitzer is more education at a younger age about Indian culture in Montana. Brian Schweitzer has traveled the world and believes that Montana has the best quality of life. He suggests that working together and understanding our neighbors better is the future of Montana. Schweitzer concedes that the people of Montana need leadership that brings people together.
Elwood English - Legal Services Why did you come to work for ASMSU? I had a lot of experience with college students. I was tired of some of the things I had to do in my previous practice. I enjoyed being on campus and its just a calm, pleasant way to earn a living. What are the most common types of cases you give advice about? Divorce and childcare, which is not common to college settings. On average in most colleges and universities it is landlord-tenant cases. The reason for that is we are a nontraditional school, theres not much change in housing between semesters. We offer the cheapest divorce in the state of Montana, as long as the issues are resolved out of court. Otherwise I help students out with documents such as wills, promissory notes, and other paperwork. What do you like about your position at ASMSU? I like working with students. I like political action week. And like I said before its a way to earn a living pleasantly. What would you say to students who are in need of legal advice? Really, come see me. The advice is free with some exceptions. Deal with the issues soon. When in doubt, Id rather they come in and ask than have to sort out a worse situation later.
Robert Sparks - Senator - COT There was a need for a COT representative and I saw it as a way to become more involved as a whole What issues do you focus on? Students needs, wants, and concerns. What do you like about being a senator? I like to help those starting out. I was overwhelmed when I came back to school. I was a nervous wreck, but there were people that helped me work through it. Now I want to do the same for others just starting out or starting over. I like working with people. I like listening to their opinions and sometimes voicing my own. What would you say to the students in general about getting involved? To get something done, youve got to get involved. Elwood English, Attorney for Student Legal Services provides legal advice to students. He is currently taking a history class and teaching business law:
Ruby Chunkapura - Senator while to remember names. What issues do you focus on? I focus on a lot of things. Whatever comes my way, I look at it and research it. Right now its financial aid, loans, and getting students involved. What do you like about being a senator? I like meeting Adam Lucido - President people. You learn a lot from all the people you work with. Everyone has ganize the U system, improve access different qualities and different per[to the Universities], and hopefully sonalities and you learn from that. bring money into the state. What would to say the stuWhat do you like most about dents in general about getting inbeing in ASMSU? The impact of volved? You dont have to be in-
Sporkman
By Dan Hansen
Do you need professional help? persistent sad, anxious, or empty mood feelings of hopelessness, pessimism, guilt, worthlessness, and helplessnes loss of interest or pleasure in ordinary activities, ranging from schoolwork to sex sleep disturbances (e.g., insomnia or oversleeping) eating disturgances (e.g., decreased or increased appetite and weight) decreased energy, fatigue, and feeling slowed down thoughts of death or suicide; suicide attempts increased restlessness and irritability difficulty concentrating, remembering, and making decisions physical symptomssuch as headaches, digestive disorders, and chronic painthat dont respond to medical treatment What causes depression? The breakup of a friendship or romance divorce or family separation death of a loved one academic or financial stress unrealistic standards and assumptions lack of effective coping skills a feeling of not getting enough love or support from parents or other important people (Obtained from NIMH and ACHA)
Well, we are almost one month into the new semester and our campus police have been busy cleaning up the usual messes, as well as dealing with a couple of fairly disturbing occurrences. Heres the skinny: 7-7 A prominent, local artist had one of her paintings stolen from the College of Business. The painting is of a fish with the predominant color being green. If anyone has seen this painting hanging in someones dorm room, or anywhere else for that matter, please dont hesitate to contact the campus police. 8-17 A theft was reported in the library. 8-21 A theft occurred on the roof of the P.E. building when hoodlums climbed up after a private contracting crew had
left for the day. A generator was stolen and BPD was notified. 8-21 Theft and vehicle damage was reported in the Normal parking lot. A criminal mischief report was filed after a house on Mountain View Blvd. was egged. The actual egg was taken in as evidence by BPD for processing. It seems CSI has moved to Billings. 9-25 It was a busy night for campus police with three separate alcohol violations. One person was sent to detox, while warnings were given to the others. Quite busy for a Sunday evening. Remember, students that are over 21 and live on campus can have alcohol in their rooms. however, please keep in mind that if you are caught contributing to a minor, you may face up to $500 in fines and 6 months in jail.
A quick heads up- campus police will be cracking down on cars that do not heed to the stop signs located in the middle of the Rimrock parking lot, so try to be more conscious of them. If you observe, or are a victim of a criminal act, contact
campus police at 657-2147. Anybody that has any questions or concerns about campus security can access the Jeanne Clery Disclosure of Campus Security Policy and Campus Crime Statistics Act at www.msubillings.edu/ security .
Its almost as though I never left. In my first installation of Dorm Daze I would like to set the boundaries for this article, they are: offer my own collegiate experience, discuss others peoples current and past experiences, explain nothing, say everything, and literally let it hang out, wow that sounds bad. I mean, literally like have fun with words, and not hang out with the wang out. Oh yeah and from now on I may refer to myself as your captain, so get your Vitamin C; its time to sail. I did two years upstate, at the real MSU-B in Bozeman. The first was spent in South Hedges, for any of you who know, its no North Hedges. My second year was spent on 2 nd floor Roskie Hall. Thats right, the Roskie Hall. This place was so bad that the RAs were on crack, no joke. Oh they did rounds all right, but it was more like an afternoon jog through the building. Maybe it was not so bad, seriously, what are they gonna bust you for. I passed, I survived; unlike others who took different ways out. Through it all, we attempt to find our own way. Its supposed to be difficult. It is through this column, I will reflect. My first interview for this epoch was with a gentleman that I caught slipping. He was just up
from a mid-afternoon nap, heading down to get a bite in the very local food parlor. When BAM!! I jump out from behind the soda machine and start throwing questions. Again, I think youll agree, theyre tough ones. I liked this guy right away. His demeanor said he was all aboard the ship. The Fireplace Lounge was where he was interrogated. His responses were characteristic of my own experiences, as well as friends of mine. He was perfect for the first issue of Big DDs. Name, Floor, Hometown: Kevin Scott, 7th Floor Petro, Minneapolis, Minnesota. Major: Art Aspires: He wants to design basketball video games, or any kind of video games. Well, I think he meant besides crappy wrestling games and Wishy Washy for the Eye Toy tm on PS2. Your view of the dorm is: Nice, Bed Okay, closets to yourself, computers, sink shelf, and a desk. Your Captain: Maybe Ill move back in, this is sounding good to that living on your own lecture. His general feeling about the dorms is positive, to which I had only one response: Wait. Over time you will break down and living there will take every waking moment that used to be good, and make it bad. Sleep will be something kids stop joking about and mothers wont be able to get
through the phone lines. What is the general mood of the floor? Sometimes quiet and sometimes noisy. People are getting along, it sounds like it because they listen to the same types of music. On his floor, rap and rock are the most listened to. YC: Well I should hope so, this isnt exactly Berkeley. Im interested in what kinds of rap. I would consider myself a rap enthusiast, and always looking for some new crazy beats. Anyway, your captains lost. Aaahhh yes, Kevin. What are weekends like? Quiet, because people leave. Its a dry campus, so people are forced to leave. YC: I am telling you people, you have to stay here on the weekends. Going back to see your honey bear, isnt always worth it. Some of the best times on campus, and in town, happen on the weekends. Food: Meal plan idea is good, food variety lacking, need new stuff, new sandwiches. YC: It is here that all college kids align. No one has ever truly liked the food; its just something you tell yourself to make the stomach pains go away. I could go on for great lengths on the perils of eating the same foods day after day, but you already know. Trust me, by the time of your fourth semester, limbs start
looking good. Does your floor have gettogethers? Yes, they have picnics, and BBQs, and these things are good. YC: I think the previous question explains why these are so good. I spent only a few minutes with Kevin, but I have to say it took me back. Thanks again Kevin, I appreciate your time. I will be adding other interviews in the following weeks. From here on out its all or less than all. No story comes easy, but it sure helps when I can spout off at a whim. The dorms can offer great stories, and I am going to find them. So, beware fellow students, because Im lurking, and I want your story. LAND HO, is called out from above, it must be time to pitch the anchor.
Future designer of Madden 2010, a.k.a. Kevin Scott. Photo by Dennis Elliott
Sarah
Keller
Joins
MSU-B
Faculty
media use and reproductive behavior, and internet studies. Keller is interested in bringing some new courses to MSU-B concerning public health and media issues. She wants to introduce a variety of courses dealing with health communications programs, social marketing, educating the public on health issues, and public relations dealing with health related issues. Although Keller admits it is hard to create new programs and incorporate fresh ideas, she feels that MSU-B is fertile ground for academic expansion. MSU-B didnt just hire a new teacher. They hired a highly educated, progressive thinking and acting, enthusiastic professor with a great attitude about living in Montana, working with Montanans, and bringing fresh material for our learning and enjoyment.
MSU-B is lucky Sarah Keller loves outdoor activities because that is the main reason she chose to move to Montana. Keller is the new professor in the Communications Department. She is currently teaching Applied Communications, Public Relations, and Research Methods. Keller is originally from Cambridge, Mass. She earned a BA at Wesleyan University, went to graduate school at Columbia University, and got her Ph.D. at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Keller comes from an academically gifted family, so it is no surprise she is a scholar herself. Her father is a professor emeritus at Stanford University and her mother is a professor at MIT. Her parents were not completely surprised at Kellers de-
cision to move to Montana because they are used to her adventurous nature. Keller, who always had a dream of moving out west where she could bike, run, and ski without dealing with traffic for an hour, finally acted on her dream and applied for a job with the MSU-B Communications Department. After being accepted, she didnt hesitate to pack up and move west. Keller thinks MSU-B will be a great fit for her and feels the other faculty members are enthusiastic to have her as well. MSU-B faculty and students should be excited to have Keller on staff as she has many ideas for research and expansion in the Communications Department. Keller started as a journalist and just didnt feel that she could make a difference in any way. She then got a job at Population Communications In-
ternational in New York, designing and implementing studies to monitor and evaluate radio serial dramas in developing countries to promote public health objectives. It was there she became interested in public health. Keller has done research focusing on examining the effectiveness of health communication efforts using a variety of media and topics. Some examples of her research include content analyses on anorexia treatment messages on the Internet and STD prevention web sites for teenagers, impact evaluations of girls empowerment programs, and educational messages targeted at nurses. Other areas she would like to continue researching are mass media effects on adolescent sexual behavior and relationship beliefs, health communication, media effects on society, adolescent
Captain Mike Kennedy (John Travolta, right) mobilizes his team to rescue their trapped comrade in the new film Ladder 49. Photo Credit:Ron Phillips. 2004 Buena Vista Pictures Distribution
ASL
Shocking news hit the Art Student League (ASL) as well as the campus. Eric Robert Anderson, a well-admired art student and member of the ASL, died on July 3, 2004, at the age of 22, leaving a large sum of money to the ASL. Eric Ruler of the Universe Anderson, was tragically killed in a car wreck near Columbus, just hours before Independence Day, and had left part of his life insurance to the Art Students League of Montana State University-Billings. Eric was a student pursuing a degree in art, an active member of the Art Students League and Dead School, Army National Guard Master Sergeant, and so much more to so many people. Eric was very involved in the Art Students League. His dedication to the organization is shown in his donation to the ASL. He also was the first gallery director in the College of Business. Self titled
identity. The ASL voted unanimously to have the idea brought before the faculty where it currently is tabled until a later date. Where Eric is now, watching down on us, he can realize the success of his short life by noting the tearsSundays exceptional rain seemed to be Gods tears, says Peter Whitson Warren (faculty at MSU-B) at his funeral. Although Eric is gone, he has now left the opportunity for art students to take advantage of the new scholarships that are in his name. Eric will never be replaced. The ASL will always be grateful for the contribution he left for the school before and after he died.
have the same sizzle. The Fosse style of dancing is just that, style. His style does not have a strong technical base, but relies on precision and exaggerated style to pull it off. Perhaps because these dancers were most likely not even born when Fosse was choreographing or maybe because it is too easy to compare them with the best, they seemed rather generic. There is no excuse for an unbent wrist or anything less than a completely isolated pelvic movement in a Fosse show. In Fosse, I saw
both. I am not saying that Fosse the musical was not enjoyable, but seeing his unique style done in an average way was certainly disappointing. Bob Fosse was known as a perfectionist and a unique individual. By putting out multiple touring companies doing his work, it has become generalized and ordinary, something Fosse never was. I heard someone in the girls restroom say, I dont think he would have liked it. That pretty much says it all.
Its not everyday someone gets to see a production performed live on stage, and this alone is quite an experience, but to see what goes on backstage seldom happens. I had the opportunity to be a stage hand at the Fosse production held at the Alberta Bair Theatre, on Sept. 28 of this year. At 7:30a.m., the set crew awaits as the trucks are due to arrive. By 7:45a.m. the first of two semi-trucks roll up to the back doors of the theatre. It takes nearly an hour to unload each truck of plywood, two by fours, nails, and other assorted materials. Now the real fun begins. Set managers bark out orders of where each item is to be placed; hammering away, and hoping to get done before the performers rehearsal. Inch by inch the set is being made. While the stage crew is busy constructing the stage, other crew members are helping the performers with their costumes. The helpers placed dancers attire in the appropriate places to alleviate confusion. When everything is complete and the performers are done with rehearsal, it is an anxious wait until curtain time. During the performance we all watch as our hard work pays off. Hearing applause at the end of a well done show brings a sense of pride. This was something spectacular to be a part of, and I would encourage anyone who enjoys theatre, or just getting their hands dirty to contact the Alberta Bair Theatre and volunteer.
Sporkman
By Dan Hansen
Artspace
Artspace is a place where you can get a cup of coffee, a bite to eat, and an opportunity to meet new and interesting people. Though now, in a smaller location, Artspace is still accommodating to art, poetry, and self-expression in the largest of emphasis. The young and the old both enjoy sharing and purchasing works of art and expression. With an open mind on diversity, many walks of life can enjoy the elaborate atmosphereand warm hospitality from the staff and owners. Every night of the week has something for people to enjoy. Monday nights, people can hear the expressions of poetry from anyone willing to share. Individuals may have sad, angry, or even sonnets to share, but all are held equal. Tuesdays are a time to have a cup of coffee, and challenge an opponent to a game of cards. Hearts and Rummy seem to be the favorite games, but you can see games such as Yu-Gi-Oh and Magic also being played.
Opens
Wednesdays are a special treat. Local musicians gather round and play to their hearts content. You can hear jazz, grunge rock, folk, and just about any other style of music. It is a unique experience. If you are feeling like you want to debate, Thursday nights are for you. Fireside Chat is something that was established for people to discuss important issues of our time: controversial issues such as abortion and euthanasia, or something as simple as the latest book or movie. Friday and Sunday you can enjoy micro-cinemas. Foreign films or even local B-list movies can be viewed on the small screen. You can enjoy viewing, then discussing the movie afterwards. To come in and enjoy this fun filled environment, you need to at least purchase one dollar of merchandise. This rule is set to prevent loitering, and keep income going into the business. On the menu at Artspace, you will find, of course coffee and espresso, salsa and chips, ice cream, sandwiches, and the best chili you will ever encounter. Artspace ac-
In
New
Location
If you need a place to study or if you want to discover one of Billings hidden cultural treasures, come visit Artspaces new location at 2719 1st Ave. North, and keep the spirit of art and expression alive.
cepts cash and local checks only. Hours of operation for Artspace are Monday-Thursday, 7a.m.-10p.m., Friday and Saturday, 10a.m.-12a.m., Sunday, 2p.m.10p.m.
Hockey
It kind of feels like an extended preseason, its hard to believe these games count but they do. That is what Billings Bulls head coach Mike Aikens says he thinks about taking three weeks for his squad to play the first four games of the regular season. Most other teams across the North American Hockey League will play upwards of 10 games during that stretch. Billings, which last year won the NAHL West division regular season title before losing to Bismarck in the playoffs, opened the season on Sept. 17 traveling to Bozeman to face the IceDogs. Leading 2-1 at the end of two periods the Bulls surrendered two goals in the final frame to go down in defeat 3-2. The same two teams met again at Valley Ice Garden on Oct. 1; this time, however, it was Billings taking the victory 4-3 on a last second overtime goal. The Bulls have a young squad this year with only eight veteran players. Also differentiating this
Night
In
Billings
The Bulls will open their schedule of 31 Home games on Wed., Oct., 27 against Fairbanks; face-off time at MetraPark arena is 7:05p.m. Ticket prices vary from $6.25 to $11.25 and can be purchased at the door or by calling the MetraPark Box office at 256-2422.
New Faces, A Start-Stop Approch Mark Regular Season Beginning for Bulls
group from other teams of years past, according to Aikens is that, we are bigger, stronger, and more defense minded than we have been before. Anchoring the defensive lines are three returning players: assistant captain Matt Palmer, Jeff Stone and Mike Mayra. They are joined in the back row by newcomers Greg Flynn, Karl Palmblad, A.J. Woodward, Cody Butcher, and Alex Cooper. Up front, Aikens is a little concerned that, we may have to win some fairly low scoring games. This is in contrast to last year when the Bulls led the league in goals scored. Forwards returning to Billings this year are captain Brian Kaufman, Lou Hoey, Sean Bertsch, and Ian Shaser. Playing along side them will be new recruits assistant captain Anthony Cosmano, Andy Bader, Gabe Harren, Dusty Jackson, Brett Gorman, Anders Olson, Brad Gorham, Adam Koopmeiners, Will Munson, Adam Tranqullio, Scott Dana, Ben Robertson, and Chip Mladenoff. Between the pipes the Bulls are well set as Jon Anderson, who led the division in wins and fewest goals allowed last year, returns to goal after briefly flirting with a walk on offer from NCAA division I power University of Minnesota-Duluth. He will be backed up by fellow netminder Aaron Damjanovich
The best part of any hockey game, the fight. Photo by Jennifer Fenton
Hello, I recently came across an article in the Boulder, Colorado newspaper and have since been inspired to call attention to the ethnic cleansing of my people that is currently happening in Iran. I am a Bahai, and to say that I am a minority on this campus would be an understatement. Since Iran became a fundamentalist Islamic Republic, my people have been murdered, tortured, denied education, and denied pensions. It amazes me is that even though the Bahai are the largest religious minority in Iran they are forced to face these adversities. Iran has now even started to desecrate our holy sites instead of killing us off. Iran
is attempting to erase all evidence that the Bahais existence in Iran by eliminating our (and their) cultural history. Many have fled to Europe and North America and will continue to do so, but it is our responsibility to bring world awareness to this problem and seek answerers for those who remain in Iran through prayer and diplomacy. This is a call to all faiths, especially those that, like my people, believe in one God (the only logical explanation is that we are praying to the same God). So, pray for my people. Thank you, Sam Hartpence, (Bahai, student, athlete, friend)
Dear Editor, Bob Brown has stooped to a new low. After claiming he had nothing to do with the Republican Governors Associations unethical push poll, he starts waging a negative campaign war with television advertising. I want Brown to explain to Montana why he did not follow the clean campaign pledge he signed. I want Brown to stop the adsmy family doesnt want to see Browns garbage when we watch the news together. I am so tired of career politicians who will do anything to get elected. I think Browns attack ads are actually go-
ing to hurt him. I know two people who said they dont think they can trust Brown after he lied about his promise to run a clean campaign. Mike Craighill - Student
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Scholar: Dr. Friguglietti presents a paper at a history conference held at the University of Melbourne in July.
Jerry Springer. Aussie versions of Wheel of Fortune and The Price is Right regularly entertain large audiences. Like Americans, Australians are sports crazed, perhaps even more so. During the summer, the Olympic Games dominated the countrys airwaves. Its citizens took pride that the number of their athletes who competed in Athenswell over 400was second only to the U. S., and that they won the fourth largest number of gold, silver, and bronze medals, coming in only after America, Russia and China, all with several hundreds of millions of people. (Australia, despite its enormous area, contains some 20 Million.) Particularly in the swimming
citing even to viewers not quite able to determine whether there are indeed any rules. Each week players who are unnecessarily rough appear before a special board to learn whether they are to be fined or even suspended for at least a game. On Thursday nights TV viewers can watch The Footy Show and listen to a panel discuss in detail the latest news and predictions about up-coming matches. The studio audience that watches the show loudly expresses its partisanship, something that has no equal in the U. S. Daily newspapers, particularly the popular tabloids, report in depth on the games and players, reporting each injury and infraction, as well as frequently recounting sordid accounts
that Australian cheerleaders were working to distance themselves from the American model. Kerry Brimmer, coach of a high school squad, declared that, In Australian cheerleading, we try not to be as ditsy as the American cheerleaders. We try to be a bit more Australian about it. However, a Yank looking at the photos of her squad that accompanied the article would be hard pressed to notice any substantial difference in dress or routines. If all these features of daily life make Australia seem a copy of American culture, there are daily reminders that Oz has not yet escaped its traditional ties to its former colonial ruler, Great Britain. This should not be surprising since one-third of
Representatives and half of the Senate will be chosen by the voters. Voting is mandatory and those who fail to participate are fined. Unlike the seemingly endless American presidential campaign that drags on for almost a year, the Australian national elections opened at the end of August with the suspension of Parliament and concluded six weeks later on Oct. 9. As in England, the political leader whose party wins a majority (or plurality) of seats throughout the country assumes the office of prime minister. Also following the British model, the opposition party has chosen its shadow cabinet which is ready to assume office immediately following the election. At stake are not only differing domestic policies concerning such basic issues as taxes, education, health care, and immigration, but also Australias long standing alliance with America. A British possession since the
who enlisted at age 16, died only in August of this year at age 105 and was buried with full military honors. During World War II when Britain was beleaguered in Europe by Germany and lost all its possessions in East Asia to Japan, isolated Australia was saved by the American entry into the Pacific theater. The friendship created during that conflict forms the basis of its current close alliance with the U. S. In the 1950s Australia stood with America in the Korean War. During the Vietnam War, despite much domestic opposition, Prime Minister Robert Menzies and his successor Harold Holt supported the U. S. by sending several thousand troops to fight in Vietnam. In 2003 the government of John Howard again came to the aid of America by participating in the invasion of Iraq. The issue of going to war there has aroused as much passion in
Tourist: Dr. Friguglietti displays some souvenirs that he acquired during his visit seven-week stay in Australia. Photo by Dan Hansen
eighteenth-century, the country did not establish its own identity as a self-governing state until 1901 when the colonies that occupied the continent federated to form the Commonwealth of Australia. Each colony became a separate state (or territory) retaining its own legislature and prime minister within a national federation. Even as they sought to establish their own identity as a nation, Aussies loyally sprang to Britains aid during World War I. Their greatest contribution to the war effort became the bloody and ultimately futile campaign at Gallipoli in Turkey. The heroic sacrifices of its soldiers there are marked each year with special solemn ceremonies. Remarkably, a veteran of that struggle,
Australia as it has in the U. S. Howard has repeatedly defended his loyalty to the Bush administrations policies, while Latham has sharply criticized it. Writing in the Melbourne HeraldSun last August columnist Paul Gray went so far as to declare that Australian military involvement is the one major question that will determine which party holds office after thefederal election. During his years in office Howard has forged strong links with the Bush administration, while in his acceptance speech at the Republican national convention, Bush praised the Australian premier for remaining loyal to the coalition of the willing. Although Australia has not
suffered terrorist attacks on its own territory, the bombing of a popular night club on the Indonesian island of Bali in Oct., 2002, that took 88 Aussie lives, and the recent car bomb explosion outside the Australian embassy in Jakarta, have heightened concerns about her security and drawn the Howard government closer to the U.S. war on terrorism. Yet despite its ties with the U.S. and the Americanization of much of its culture, Australia is not America. In its distinct spoken language, its strong nationalism and particular political system, Oz continues to go its own way. And in recent years the country has increasingly realized that it is closer to Asia than to North America. Since the end of its long-held policy of white Australia, thousands of immigrants from non-European countries have settled there and prospered. A visitor strolling down the streets of any large city will pass not only Chinese and Japanese restaurants, but also Indian, Thai, Vietnamese, and even Nepalese establishments. Australias excellent universities (unis) welcome large numbers of students from all over Asia. Trade with Asian nations has become an essential part of the countrys flourishing economy. American tourists may be surprised and even amused to discover that the stuffed kangaroos and koalas and the Australian flags offered for sale in all souvenir ships are almost entirely produced in China. The process of the Asianization of Australia is a trend that can only grow stronger as the country strives to maintain its economic dynamism even as she maintains close relations with the U. S. Americans visiting Australia are struck as much by the cheerfulness of her people as the prosperity she enjoys. Gday is the friendly greeting they are likely to receive each day from Aussies they encounter. Perhaps because the country has never suffered enemy occupation in wartime or endured a violent revolution, Australians are good blokes. And their cities seem much cleaner and safer than those Americans are accustomed to back home. Indeed, a recent United Nations report placed Australia third in terms of the quality of life, behind Norway and Sweden, and five places above the U. S. Certainly her natural wonders, variety of her landscape, and her splendid beaches are reasons enough to draw American visitors down under. This visitor intends to return there next year and enjoy it all again.
My
Peaceful,
With the Eagles blaring on the stereo and me jamming behind the wheel, I pulled off at Laurel onto Highway 212 heading due south. I noticed the dryness of the land as the road crossed the Yellowstone and emerged onto the open prairie, all the while the snowcapped peaks of the Absarokee-Beartooth mountains growing larger in my windshield. A while later Im on the road again, the radio silent, my head clear, the car engine humming. Two miles out of Red Lodge, deja vu hits me as I recognize the mouth of the valley I enter. The town is much the same as it is in my memory of 14 years. Following the advice of a friend, I wander around town for a couple of hours, taking my time, enjoying life. By the time I return to my car, I decide its too late in the day to start a hike, and instead, hop back on Highway 212 and head deeper into the mountains. By now, the monsters that until this point have only been imagined on afternoons when the clouds and the sun are just right surround me. Upon realizing what I am getting myself into, I say a quick prayer to my guardian angel, Our Lady of the Highway, and St. Christopher, patron saint of travelers, that I might come through this in one piece. My mother would hit the roof to find out that Im doing something like this. My dad would do it as long as there was
Easygoing
someone else to call 911 in case there were an accident, but me...I am diving into this head first with the full intention of taking a hike in alpine tundra. I make it up the Beartooth Pass to the Wyoming border and the Shoshone National Forest, where I pull off and park my car on the opposite side of the sign from the road. (Someone with a brain actually paved a pull-off at this point. Fourteen years ago the only option for parking was on the shoulderless road.) As I sit in my car, the door open, my feet planted solidly on the rock and tar pavement, I sit and contemplate what has brought me here. How do you know when youve reached the West? I ask myself. And myself answers back, When you reach a state where the interstate speed is 75 mph. I am intrigued with wide open landscapes that make this possible, and for a moment I imagine that I am in one of those places. But wait, I tell myself. Look up. And I do. I look up and I trace out a landscape draped with amber grass sprouting from rolling hills and along washes and in coulees. Nearby, mounds of rock spot the land as though dumped in the middle of nowhere by a careless child. This is the land of my dreams, I realize. And for the first time in months, I feel completely
Feeling
at home and no longer alone. Thats when I decide to hike to the top of the nearest rock pile. So, leaving my keys in my unlocked car, I step from the pavement onto the spongy, moss-covered ground. Snow still resides in patches amid boulder surfaces that have yet to be covered by soil. This is tundra, where plants are dwarfed by the harsh climate. It dawns on me that what I walk on is a massive boulder pile, covered with extremely thin topsoil and an only slightly thicker collection of vegetation, and I place my feet with a little more caution. Later as I stand on the pinnacle of the rock pile, I become a part of the wide open spaces. I spread my arms to the wind, like an eagle taking flight. The cold wind pinches my bare arms and face; the thin air is sucked into my lungs with the sensation of menthol. For the first time, I break my outdoor, church mouse silence and whoop at the top of my lungs. I am alone on top of the world. Once again I focus on the landscape that got under my skin so long ago and I appreciate its wild beauty, the distant pale amethyst mountains, the veins of silver rivers and golden poplars, and the sapphire trees, a treasure in its own rite. Looking out at it, I get a peaceful, easygoing feeling. Its a new path on the trail of life, and no matter what, Ill hike it, even if I have to bushwhack.
The late summer day dawned warm and bright. The sun was high in the east by the time I decided to roll out of bed. My head hurt and I ached to explore someplace new. For over a year this desire had dwelled under my skin, and the time had come to satisfy this hunger. I was like a child stuck in a candy store and nothing was stopping me from gorging myself on the sweets. If you go somewhere, go with somebody, Mom had told me time and time again, but at this point I had no choice. I knew no one would be going with me for various reasons, and I didnt care what those reasons were. Alone or not I knew I had to do this. Less than five minutes after emerging from between the thick, warm quilt, and the cushy mattress, I was in the car speeding toward the mountains from Billings. With 85 degrees in the lowlands, the best place to be was in higher elevations. I had one location in mind: Red Lodge. A Minnesota native, I first set foot in this state 14 years ago. I hadnt laid eyes on Red Lodge since. Prepared for the worst scenario of a day hike gone bad, I drove out on I-90 heading west, with no place to be, a full tank of gas, and an itch to see different country.
Confessions
I am a killer. I have murdered many by my own will. My victims are often left there alone and waiting to die. They are mortally wounded when I leave them, waiting for death to come. They are beyond help. Some are young and cannot yet defend themselves, as the older of my victims have been able to do. Still they all fall down. They are no match to my superior tact of coldness and brute strength. Some may call me a hired hit man, as many people pay me for my services. They call me to kill what annoys them, and I gladly grab my weapon and come to their aid. I do have to confess, I have to give my victims credit for they have come up with some very good ways to try to fight back. They have found that strength in num-
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buy it from the same store. I felt that a hoe would be more fitting and sufficient for the job at hand. It is sharp and narrow and, when swung hard, can cut through most soft tissue with no problem. This detail still does not prove my innocence and keep me from being arrested. However, once you know who my victims are Im sure you agree will that they do deserve to die. Even you might hire me for my services. My victims are weeds. Unwanted plants that grow in the garden. My methods of mass destruction are, when I decide to use them, a spray killer, like Roundup. The ones that I attack are those that have thorns. Gloves easily protect me when I pull them up. The innocent bystanders are the plants that I wish to grow, whether they are flowers or vegetables. If I get too close with the spray or with the hoe
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bers makes it more difficult to kill them. A few have tried attacking back when I tried to strangle them, but I have found ways to protect myself when they do. Sadly, I do sometimes make mistakes and innocent bystanders occasionally get killed when I decide to use methods of mass destruction, rather than more specific methods. It tends to save time and effort to just kill many at once and risk those innocents, as those that survive will become stronger. Now for those of you that are ready to lock me up and throw away the key; I can understand why from what I have just told you, let me explain in more detail how my confession is not incriminating. I will first begin by describing my weapon of choice. I feel that the ax murders seem to get much of the attention, so I decided to choose a different weapon, but still
I occasionally kill a few. To be specific, I can hand pick the weeds, but that is more time consuming. Now with that in mind, do you still want to lock me up?