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24 - 30 APR 2013 . NZS LARGEST FREE WEEKLY STREET PRESS . ISSUE 456 . GROOVEGUIDE.CO.NZ
11 YEARS, 38 EVENTS, 11 CITIES, 5 COUNTRIES, 300+ SPEAKERS, 250,000+ ATTENDEES, 41 EXHIBITIONS, 17 EVENT BOOKS
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The Tuning Fork is Vector Arenas new boutique venue space and Molly Ringwald (Yes, you read right) will perform at the red carpet opening night! It will be her first ever show in New Zealand and the launch night for the new intimate performance space. Ringwald and her band will perform material from her debut album. As an actress, she is best known as part of the 80s Brat Pack, having appeared in the iconic John Hughes films Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club and Pretty in Pink.
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For this first night, The Tuning Fork will be configured in cabaret style with tables and chairs, food, platters, gourmet snacks.
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Mayor Len Brown confirmed the Auckland edition of Monopoly in an announcement at the Viaduct today. People can vote for their favourite landmarks. Voting will be open until May 24 on the Auckland Monopoly Facebook page or by emailing info@winningmoves.com.au. The date the game will be on sale has yet to be announced.
Ex-Pluto members Milan Borich and Tim Arnold are finally bringing their new LA project to Auckland. Debbie and The Downers consist of Milan and Tim, with contributions from Geoff Maddock (BressaCreatingCake/ Goldenhorse) and Paul Burnell (the Mercinaries). Formerly called the Communist Party, Debbie enjoyed a high profile, live stint in LA circa 201012. Shows included residencies at top strip clubs Cheetahs and Crazy Girls, regular slots at hipster joints Harvard and Stone, 3 Clubs, The Monty, the Downtown Standard and High Fidelity Records. Debbie is residing in Auckland for the time being and will be playing live in Auckland in late May.
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Founding member of Kiwi bands Hello Sailor and The Pink Flamingos, Dave McArtney, has passed away at his home in Pt Chevalier, Auckland. McArtney founded the group Hello Sailor with vocalist Harry Lyon in 1975 and wrote and sung one of the groups most popular songs Gutter Black. For the last 10 years he had been working at the music-training institute MAINZ as a tutor.
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Singer/songwriter KT Tunstall is set to release her fourth studio album on Fri 07 Jun.Invisible Empire // Crescent Moon is a return to the simplicity of her early work and an evolution of her sound, with countryfolk undercurrents. The album is made up from two sessions separated into two distinct parts - an A and B side. The first side focuses on the themes of mortality, following the passing away of her father last year. The second side is more reflective of changes in outlook and shifts in her personal life.
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is set for on DVD and Blu-ray in New Zealand on the Wed 01 May and will also be Warner Brothers first title to be released in New Zealand with UltraViolet. UltraViolet is a new way to collect and view movies and TV shows. It allows consumers to access their digital library from a cloud server providing instant streaming and downloading to PC, Mac, Android and iOS. Keep an eye out for the purple UltraViolet band across the top and the stickers on the front of the packaging. Each of these specially marked DVDs and Blu-Rays will include a free UltraViolet code that can then be redeemed online through UltraViolet portals.
1,066,500 New Zealanders tuned in during Sunday nights 90-minute launch of The X Factor NZ. The X Factor was also hit big on social media. During the broadcast, four of the top five trending topics in New Zealand were about the show with #xfactornz in top place, and #xfactornz also trended worldwide reaching number four. MediaWorks Head of Programming Mark Caulton says: We are absolutely delighted by the audience response. The X Factor NZ has been years in the planning, and it has been well worth the wait. Theres plenty more to come, with more fantastic Kiwi talent, through the rest of the auditions, Bootcamp, Judges Retreats and 10 weeks of LIVE performance shows.
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Storm Thorgerson, the British graphic designer, has lost his battle with cancer aged 69. The designer created artwork for bands and musicians including Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Peter Gabriel and Muse over his 40 year career. Thorgerson was a childhood friend of the founding members of Pink Floyd, most famously creating the prism of colour across the cover of The Dark Side of the Moon. His artwork for the band also included the lonesome cow on the cover of Atom Heart Mother, the burning businessman on Wish You Were Here, and the pig flying over Battersea power station on Animals. Pink Floyd guitarist and singer Dave Gilmour said in a statement on his website that Thorgersons artwork for the band had been an inseparable part of our work. He has been a constant force in my life, both at work and in private, a shoulder to cry on and a great friend. I will miss him.
Your house is on fire, what do save? HEDLUV: Probably have to say my girlfriend and kid. PASSMAN: Of course yeah, I thought you were gonna say your keyboards. HEDLUV: Flipping nearly did! That wouldve been awkward... Favourite 90s TV show? H: ChuckleVision. Ive said too much. Dream job as a kid? P: International rock star/corporate lawyer. H: I liked to wear a policemans helmet... First album? P: My mum bought me Michael Jacksons BAD on cassette, but she dubbed it onto another cassette so I wouldnt wear out the original. Ultimate festival line-up? P: All the duos... Daft Punk, Ween, the Chuckle Brothers, Flight of the Conchords, Lightning Bolt. Who would play you in a film? P: Sam Rockwell. H: People say I look a bit like Orlando Bloom... How do you discover new music? H: Through Passman... Theres a kind of trickle down effect. Worst job youve had? P: I was a pool attendant that couldnt swim once... But it was a pretty shallow pool. Which song do you wish you wrote? P: Ill be there for you by the Rembrandts. H: Can you imagine?! Biggest fear? P: Dying... And dying on stage. H: Im not sure I want that sort of information out there. Favourite lyric? H: Were doing fine - Id give it a 9... 9.95. Spunkadelic on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles soundtrack. Plug whatever you have coming up... H: Were playing at the New Zealand International Comedy Festival. P: We originally came for the New Zealand music month, but apparently thats just for New Zealanders. H: Yeah were not actually a comedy act, but hopefully no-one will notice
Disney Pixar has announced the celebrity voices that will feature in Monsters University, the prequel to the 2001 film Monsters Inc. Joining Billy Crystal and John Goodman are Steve Buscemi, Helen Mirren, Alfred Molina, Dave Foley, Sean P. Hayes, Joel Murray, Peter Sohn, Charlie Day, Nathan Fillion, Bobby Moynihan, Julia Sweeney, Aubrey Plaza, Tyler Labine, John Krasinski, Bonnie Hunt, Beth Behrs and John Ratzenberger. Also revealed this week was the story and screenplay credits. Directed by Dan Scanlon, Monsters University features a story and screenplay by Daniel Gerson & Robert L. Baird (Monsters, Inc.) and Scanlon. Disney Pixars, Monsters University will be released in New Zealand cinemas on Thu 11 Jul.
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WED 24 APR
AEROSMITH
FORRSYTH BARR
FRI 26 APR
gig OF THE WEEK
4PM, $129, TICKETDIRECT.CO.NZ
Steven Tyler and his rag-tag crew of elderly musicians, I mean rock stars, are coming to Dunedin of all places to play one hell of a gig. Theyre flying the mothership of all staging productions this way on Wednesday and the Forsyth Barr Sadium is gonna be going off. Wolfmother and HLAH to open.
Fresh from European and US tours promoting their new album, The Ruby Suns have returned home to present to you the new record in all its pop glory. The band has been touring as a streamlined three piece overseas, but for these shows theyll be bringing along some friends for scorching solos/augmentation to make it extra special.
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LOGAN CAMPBELL
7.30PM, $79-94, ITICKET.CO.NZ
FIRE AT WILL
THE KINGS ARMS
8PM, $10-15, UNDERTHERADAR.CO.NZ
English rapper/singer Example couldnt get enough of us when he came to play a sold out concert in Waihi Beach in January so hes coming back to play another explosive show. The hitmmaker, who has topped the charts with Stay Awake, Change the Way You Kiss Me and Kickstarts, is a dance show you dont want to miss.
After two long years, the band is releasing their debut album The Way Out. So what do you do to celebrate? Play some live shows of course. The Auckland fivepiece is influenced by Lost Prophets, and Breaking Benjamin, fused with their individual styles, and delivers a unique brand of hard rock n roll.
XAVIER RUDD
CPIT
8PM, $40, TICKETMASTER.CO.NZ
Xavier Rudd and Thomas Oliver are heading to a place near you this month. The Australia singer-songwriters seventh album, Spirit Bird, has taken him to some pretty cool locations around the world, including our sweet country. He is a spiritual kind of guy, that looks into his ancestry, painting beautiful pictures with his words.
The notorious Gunslingers Ball is back with an evening of country, roots and rock n roll, featuring Bernie Griffen & the Grifters, The Broadsides, D Burmester & the Blind, John Baptist and Tami Nielson. Last year was a huge one with sell-out shows and a high-profile national tour that took the experience out on the road this year will be just as epic.
TAHUNA BREAKS
THE BEDFORD AT CPSA
8.30PM, $25, EVENTFINDER.CO.NZ
Paying tribute to the iconic members club in Havana during the 1940s, Atico is bringing distinctly Caribbean flavour to your Wednesday night. Cocktails, Cuban food, a live band and some sexy salsa dancers are just what you need for your mid-week blues. Get your dancing shoes on.
Well, its official: Summer is well and truly gone. So its time to serenade the season with Tahuna Breaks. Their third album Shadow Light is a result of two years and hundreds of hours experimenting and perfecting a dance-orientated funk-soul sound. Get your groove on to their future hits and classic beats.
THU 25 APR
THE ALL SEEING HAND
QUEENS hamilton
9PM
auckland
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The Wellington trio is embarking on a nationwide tour with Seth Frightening to announce the impending arrival of their latest album. Comprised of Alphabethead, Jonny Marks on vocals and Benjamin Knight on drums, these elements combine into an intense live show.
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SAT 27 APR
WAIKATO MUSIC EXPO 2013
CLAUDELANDS ARENA
10AM-6PM, $5, DOOR SALES ONLY SAT 27 APR - SUN 28 APR
Bringing together industry, musicians and organisations, the Waikato Music Expo showcases everything from audio products, distributors and radio stations, to recording studios, instrument suppliers and DJ lighting software. Guest speakers include: Brendan Smyth, Head of Music (NZ On Air), Cath Andersen, C.E (NZ Music Commission), and Petrina George (APRA).
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DIGGERS BAR
4PM, $25, EVENTFINDER.CO.NZ
The legendary bluesman Watermelon Slim, is hoping to do a little fishing here, but when hes not hell be blowing your mind with soulful tunes. A former Mensa member, fencing scholarship recipient, Vietnam vet and 240-point bowler, his rich life provides him with ample subject matter.
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10PM, $45, 1-NIGHT.CO.NZ
It all started with a bunch of people convulsing about in a fit of spastic dancing. Now, Baauer is poised to take over the world his iTunes #1 track Harlem Shake. Though he hasnt been on the scene long, the amount of viral buzz around the 23-year-olds track has meant hes gone from a low-key figure to chart-topping success.
In Willy Moon, we see a pop singer with musical integrity. He has reincarnated rock n roll from the 1950s and 60s, fused it with funk, 1940s jazz and the theatrics of old Broadway musicals. He has then slammed it all together using modern electronic and hip-hop production. He is the rock n roll equivalent to Lana del Reys and her revamped 1960s style. The strings in the album opener Get Up (What You Need) instantly turn back time and are joined by a heavy drum beat and Moons forceful vocals. Backing vocals bring a funk element to his sound, which continues through the rest of the album. The strong electronic bass in What I Want freshens up another old-school sounding number. Moons cool suave vocals are complimented by higher gospelstyle backing vocals. Similarly, She Loves Me also embraces the current electronic situation in todays music, creating a harsh yet aurally pleasing confrontation of the 1960s and 2010s. The hand jive rhythm in I Wanna Be Your Man is infectious, and once joined by the intermittent guitar parts and Moons bluesy vocals it is an effective resurrection of a classic style. Deep and sinister sounding horns in Working for the Company are met with marching drums and Moons tempestuous chanting. Moon chews his lyrics up and spits them out at you with immense amounts of character. His music inspires mental images of early 20th Century working class
fervour and old gangster flicks. A comparison to Tom Waits newer pieces such as Chicago or Bad as Me is obvious. Moon is absolutely multi-dimensional and can switch with ease between darker more menacing tracks and smoother more romantic numbers. He has the ability to adapt his voice to different emotions and throw himself entirely into character for each song. I Put a Spell on you is hypnotic, sang with mystery and allure, it draws you in and holds your attention. He really does this song justice, making it his own without abandoning its dark and brooding essence. The closing instrumental piece, Murder Ballad, has an enigmatic western feel to it and once again is filled with character and imagery, proving that Moon is a musician not just a singer. In Heres Willy Moon, classic sound collides with contemporary techniques to create pop music with soul and toughness resulting in an album that is captivating and highly addictive.
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SUN 28 APR
BUZZCOCKS
BODEGA
8PM, $60, TICKETEK.CO.NZ
UK legends Buzzcocks return to New Zealand shores for their biggest run of Kiwi shows in their glorious punk rock career. The original bands performing their trademark mix of high-energy guitars and pop smarts, the very thing which resulted in some of the greatest songs of the punk era.
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THE KINGS ARMS
7PM, $20, UNDERTHERADAR.CO.NZ
The creation of garage-rocker Kyle Thomas, this bands charisma has been described as magnetic. The shows have been called cheap-beer-soaked tent revivals. Their solo debut album, Was Dead, was the sort of album many musicians would burn down their garages to make and their latest has captivated critics around the world.
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WED 24 APR
NZSO - ON ANZAC EVE
MICHAEL FOWLER CENTRE
6.30PM, $15-90, TICKET.CO.NZ
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Spinach cheesecake or, as it has become known after one of my friends had a bit of a tongue trip Spanish brunch coat. Full of cream cheese, sour cream, parmesan cheese, onions, eggs and spinach splodged onto a base of crushed cheese bikkies and butter. Heart attack material The best place for a date night is Out in the wilderness, sitting on a rug, nestled warm in my mans arms, eating blackberries that weve picked at the side of the road, watching the sunset, then as night falls looking up at the stars. Whos in the dead supergroup for your dream hologram show? Miles Davis Quintet: Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Philly Joe Jones, Bill Evans, and Paul Chambers. Where can your stalkers find you during the weekend? Out on the road, riding my motorbike either on my lonesome or with my buddies from the Auckland Chapter of the Harley Owners Group. People say you look like My Da but I think I look like my Das twin brothers daughter, Jane. The two brothers didnt look alike but us two girls are like er twins! Five celebs on your f**klist? Viggo Mortensen and Daniel Craig! Kittens or puppies? Argh, tough one. We used to have German Shepherds when I was a kid and I loved them and when I volunteered for the SPCA, a hundred years ago when the world was flat, I cleaned dog kennels. So I guess I would have to say puppies.
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The concert begins with a salute to our closest allies with the Australian composer Ross Edwards Symphony No.1 Da Pacem Domine. Till Human Voices Wake Us is a work for orchestra and tenor from prominent New Zealand composer Christopher Blake and comfort is found in Elgars Enigma Variations.
GURU OF CHAI
DOWNSTAGE THEATRE
TUE 23 APR - THU 25 APR 8PM, $24-49, DOWNSTAGE.CO.NZ
Marking the return of Indian Ink to Wellington, Guru of Chai takes to the stage. A poor chaiwallah has his life changed forever when a young girl is abandoned at a busy railway station and brings the place to a standstill with the beauty of her singing.
THU 25 APR
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Lest we forget. Our national day of remembrance requires some dedication to get up at dawn, but to honour our fallen heroes it is worth the sleep deprivation for the rest of the public holiday. Memorials around the country will be awake from 5am, laying wreaths and marking this special day. Do your part.
What happens when you mix CocaCola with Pepsi? I run a mile! Im not into carbonated drinks well, unless its a cooling New Zealand ale after Ive mowed the lawns! Your signature Im an amazing cook dish is
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TUE 23 APR - SUN 28 APR 7.30PM, $50-190, THE-EDGE.CO.NZ
MADAME BUTTERFLY
ASB THEATRE
TUE 23 APR - SUN 28 APR 7.30PM, $50-190, THE-EDGE.CO.NZ
Puccinis iconic Madame Butterfly takes flight this month. Telling the story of longing and betrayal set in Nagasaki around the turn of last century, this new production stars Australian soprano Antoinette Halloran as Butterfly and Italian tenor Piero Pretti as US naval officer Pinkerton.
Get your ice, ice baby on this season and skate away at the beautiful outdoor ice rink during the autumn school holidays, right on the magnificent Mission Bay beachfront. Groovy tunes are playing all day and into the night where the rink lights up to a magical wonderland and light show.
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Give your belly a good work out with whole-hearted laughs and side-splitting gags. With local talent fronting up once again, and international names making their way down our part of town, theres something for every comedy connoisseur. The festival starts with a special 7 Days recording, really setting the tone for the weeks to come.
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IRON MAN 3
GENERAL RELEASE
With a new director at the helm, and a whole new cast of villains and heroes, Iron Man is back suited and booted, and ready to kick some ass. After having his personal world destroyed by supervillain The Mandarin (Ben Kingsley), Iron Man (RDJ) must rise from the ruins to defeat him.
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FRI 26 APR
KILLER KARAOKE
TV2, 9PM
Canada is the world capital for cold, cerebral sci-fi witness the work of David Cronenberg (Rabid, Scanners, eXistenZ) and Vincenzo Natali (Cube, Cypher, Splice). If a films concept can be summed up in a snazzy oneword title, even better.Emergent in the field is writer/director Brandon Cronenberg, son of David, whose excellent debut ticks all of the above boxes, and more. Protagonist Caleb Landry Jones, so creepy in The Last Exorcism, is perfectly cast here. His intensity animates the occasionally listless plot, and his pale skin and red hair look striking against the films default backdrop angry burgundy splashed across laboratory white. Syd (Jones) works for the Lucas Clinic harvesting celebrity diseases, from cold sores to STIs, and selling them to fans. He also supplies them to the black market by smuggling them out of work in his own body. The latter proves particularly unwise when
Jones infects himself with a sample from starlet Hannah Geist (Sarah Gadon), and ends up sick and sought after by people even sicker. Appropriately enough, the idea came to Cronenberg in a fever dream (like fellow Canadian James Camerons inspiration for The Terminator), and its the concept, not the story, that concerns him most. Such fetishisation of illness may seem disgusting it certainly is here but its also a plausible next step in an invasive celebrity culture of upskirt shots and kiss-and-tell exposs. As much a thesis as a thriller, Antiviral is undoubtedly a challenging watch, but its helped greatly by beautiful cinematography and music, plus a mordant sense of humour that speaks squarely to cult viewers. On this basis, Cronenberg can expect many more of those, both home and abroad.
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Its karaoke Jackass style. Wild child Steve-O guides contestants as they attempt to sing songs while facing extreme and sometimes skin-crawling situations. These challenges include trying to sing while fending off attack dogs, being dunked in a tank of snakes or sticking bare hands into containersofwild animals.
SAT 27 APR
Band Of Brothers
SOHO, 12.15PM
Timed around Anzac Day, SoHo is screening a special showing of the epic WWII miniseries, produced by Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg. Its a harrowing true account of real, everyday struggles on the battlefield, following a US platoon from training to victory. Tears will be shed.
SUN 28 APR
RESERVOIR DOGS
MGM, 8.30PM
Brought to you, online, by Canadian comedian Nathan Fielder. The series stars the quirky comic as himself well, an off-kilter version who tries to use his business degree and life experiences to help struggling companies and people, with strategies that no traditional business consultant would dare to attempt.
He may have won big with Pulp Fiction, but a little brutal film called Reservoir Dogs put Quentin Tarantino on the map. The story follows what happens before and after (but not during) a botched jewellery store robbery, jumping backwards and forwards between pre and post-robbery events.
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Returning for its seventh season, this year sees big changes coming. Not only is Frank getting married in this weeks premiere, but Mac has also packed on the pounds in an effort to make the character look less attractive. I tried to look as ugly as possible, basically, Rob says of his 23kg weight-gain.
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Morrison Street Caf sits in an old, historic-rated building on Hardy Street, Nelson. Right in the retail heart of town, they provide loyal customers and new arrivals with the food and coffee in a sophisticated super-friendly setting. The menu is always fun and creative, capturing the essence of what theyre about.
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THE WELLESLEY BOUTIQUE HOTEL, 2-8 Maginnity ST
This gorgeous hotel in Wellingtons centre boasts an equally impressive restaurant. Head chef Marc Soper is an award-winner with a passion for fresh flavours and unique food combinations. He strives to use only the best local produce and it shows in his top-quality grub.
DAYTIME
Located at Mangere Bridge, Ruby Red shines as brightly as its name suggests. Its a cute little place, with a real retro vibe and feel, with a dcor that harks back to the 1960s complete with Edmonds flour tins and funky cutlery. With extremely competitive prices and customer service to die for, you cant go wrong. Sure, theyre not in the heart of the city but if you are on a Sunday drive, why not stop in? You cant go wrong with a big breakie, something the caf prides themselves in, or why not try their exquisite baking with a hot coffee?
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AGENTS & MERCHANTS
6-10 Roukai Lane, 309-5854 Seasonal lunch meals and latenight tapas served in a small cobblestone alleyway.
DEPOT
MOOCHOWCHOW
23 Ponsonby Rd, 360-6262 Like a stroll through the fragrant night markets & food stalls of Bangkok, MooChowChow is a boost to the senses.
VERONA
466 Mt Eden Rd, 630-9330 Your local in the heart of Mt. Eden with over 100 beers available.
169 KRd, 307-0508 Celebrating 20 years on KRd. Open 10am till late seven days with intimate booths, live music, gourmet food, cocktails & organic tap beer.
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LIBERTINE
37 Drake St, 929-2790 Taking its cue from the Americas, but with an Antipodean twist.
ORVIETO CAFE
BIG JS
144 Parnell Rd, 356-3650 Established in 1847, one of Aucklands earliest surviving hotels serving gastro pub food in a comfortable, unpretentious environment.
1 Melton Road - Mt Wellington, 5790340 Gourmet Burgers are Jasons speciality take home heat and eat meals, plus a huge range of cabinet food, everything cooked to serve.
Malt Bar
442 Richmond Road, Grey Lynn A must have stop between Ponsonby and Kingsland, with Monteiths beers and great food.
Revelry
106 Ponsonby Road, 376-8663 Asian fusion style eatery set in a bohemian parlour.
MEXICO
31 Galway St, 303-2541 Gourmet pizzas, tapas and a famous high tea service.
23 Britomart Place, 366-1759 The Strand Takapuna, 280-1487 Vibrant Mexican street food served with margaritas, tequila and beer. Arrive early for a table.
SALE ST
130 Quay Street, Britomart, 337 0088 This cheerful, busy inner-city cafe is a fantastic place for weekday breakfast, a leisurely weekend brunch, informal lunch meetings and great coffee any time.
7 Sale St, 307-8148 Bistro dining, award-winning microbrewery, celebrated garden bar and a private Velvet Room!
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4th Reel Brazil Film Festival
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4th Reel Brazil Film Festival
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DJ Tido
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ANZAC Day
Thane Kirby
Fangs
Fri 26
4th Reel Brazil Film Festival
8AM, Rialto Cinema
Dj Alex Richards
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8PM, The EDGE
Groove Revue
Sale St
Madame Butterfly Magic Roundabout Magik Sessions w/ Dick Johnson & Bevan Keys
Ginger Minx
DJ Jason Eli
6PM, Commons
DJ Aroha
8PM, Neighbourhood
DJ Dirty Diana
Red Hummingbird
Madame Butterfly
7:30PM, ASB Theatre
DJ General Lee
Twentyone SKY CITY
General Lee
Menage-A-Trois
Racket Bar Longroom
DJ Issac Aesili
Soulyric
Verona
Pat For President Thane Kirbys Friday Night Live Wilkinson Take You Higher
10PM, The Bacco Room
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Ed Gaiger Duo
Brew on Quay Revelry
Sun 28
100% Vinyl DJs
Britomart Country Club
Mon 29
Auckland Film Society - Weekly Film
6:30PM, Academy Cinemas
Chris Martin - Spot the Difference (UK) Raw Comedy Quest 2013 - Semi Finals Trevor Noah The Racist
Grimas
Baauer
Heathen Eyes, Evil In Eden (wgtn) w/ Roache and The Royal Jackets
9PM< The Juice Bar
Buzzcocks
10PM, Studio
Tue 30
Battle of the Bastards - NZ International Comedy Festival
7PM, The Basement
Mr Big Stuff
Verona
Madame Butterfly
2:30PM, ASB Theatre
Phil Madsen
SKYCITY Casino
Platinum
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Chris Martin - Spot the Difference (UK) Idiots of Ants Model Citizens
9PM, Q Thearter
Northern SteamShip
DJ Grant Marshall
Twentyone SKY CITY
DJ Issac Aesili
7PM, Everybodys The Deck
Sick Disco w/ North Shore Pony Club, Steezie Wonder, Azbo & Damon Pere
9PM, Cassette Nine
Quiz Night
Tempist Fujit
Mangawhai Tavern
DJ Selecta Sam
Trusted Friends
3PM, Revelry
WELLINGTON
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9PM, Mighty Mighty 8PM, Downstage Theatre
DJ Submariner
7PM, Commons
Fri 26
Bitches Love Electro Presents: Its Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
9PM, Dux Live
Sat 27
The All Seeing Hand - Seth Frightening Tour 2013
9PM, Tommy Changs
Matt Enright
Daddy Os
Mighty Quiz!
Sun 28
Live Acoustic Sunday Session
4PM, Fox & Ferret - The Palms
Thu 25
ANZAC Day Market
10AM, Riccarton House & Bush
The Jam
Tue 30
Buzzcocks
8PM, Dux Live
8PM, Meow
ANZAC Remembered
2PM, Air Force Museum of New Zealand
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8PM, Matterhorn
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Into Orbit, An Hero, ENT Luke Thompson & Lydia Cole - NZ AUTUMN TOUR
Meow!
Toy Destruction EP Release, with Astro Children & Not From Space
The Crown Hotel, Otago
Makertorium
10AM, Te Papa
Fri 26
Adam Page & the Counts
Meow!
Chocolate Box,
10PM, Matterhorn
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Thu 25
Battle of the Bands 2013 National Championship - Heat 1
The Cabana, Hawkes Bay, $10
Sat 27
Battle of the Bands 2013 National Championship - Heat 2
Twinset
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First Laughs
7PM, The Opera House
Tattletale Saints Album Release Tour The All Seeing Hand - Seth Frightening Tour 2013
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BARS
BLEND BAR
12 WAKEFIELD ST
Cheap Jager, shots galore and a Sunday quiz night Blend is a real mix of events and deals to suit all kinds of party moods. Situated in the heart of Wellington, next to the Michael Fowler Centre, its the ideal location whether its an after work business meeting, or dinner and drinks before catching a show.
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The Whiskey Smash is one of the older cocktails in American history, appearing in Jerry Thomas first published book on bar tending in 1887. Unfortunately, this drink has been overlooked for some time. So, taking inspiration from this refreshingly simple classic, the guys at Revelry have created a drink that builds off the same ingredients of whiskey, citrus, mint and sugar. For their whiskey they use 12-year-old Chivas Regal, because of its full rounded flavour of fruits, nuts and vanilla. Then combining it with fresh citrus juice, a home made vanilla sugar syrup, fresh mint, egg white and a beautiful French Violette Liqueur to give depth and character. Revelry is a great place to go for that after work drink. Theres no need to book, you can just turn up and sit outside on the bigges deck in Ponsonby. Even with winter on its way, you can still appreciate being outside and keep toasty in front of the fire with a cocktail in hand, all while enjoying some great music. On Wed 01 May Revelry, along with Neat Spirits & Plantation Rum, are bringing you an exclusive night on the evolution of rum. Tickets are $75 and include extensive tastings, canaps and guest speaker Dan Walker. If youre interested in learning more or buying a ticket please email book@revelry.co.nz.
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31 Galway St, 303-2541 A garden bar in the middle of the city. Comes with a mini golf lawn, cocktail jugs and vinyl-only DJs.
126 Ponsonby Rd, 360-1260 Ponsonbys longest serving bar with live music/DJ 7 nights. 2 for 1 happy hour & licensed to 5am.
330 New North Rd Not your typical central bar Their no bull policy means what you see is what you get.
RACKET BAR
GOLDEN DAWN
6-10 Roukai Lane, 309-5854 Serves everything from singlemalt whisky to cans of Double Brown.
VERONA
169 KRd, 307-0508 Celebrating 20 years on KRd. With intimate booths, live music, gourmet food, cocktails & organic tap beer.
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SNAPDRAGON
204 Quay St, 357-6147 A blend of 1930s vintage glamour and West Hollywood lounge with a healthy shot of private gentlemens club.
23 Britomart Place, 366-1759 Drink in the eclectic front bar or settle into the cosy dining area to explore the short but compelling menu.
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THE CLADDAGH
372-376 Broadway, 522-4410 The Claddagh Irish Pub - A slice of Ireland in the heart of Newmarket.
305 Queen Street Early morning coffee, scones and cool spaces for socialising and sharing ideas. Range of lunch options. Excellent wine list and a stylish selection of tapas, pizzas, platters and dinner options.
442 Richmond Road Grey Lynn A must have stop between Ponsonby and Kingsland, with Monteiths beers and great food.
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117 St Georges Bay Rd, 309-3586 A Parnell institution for sports events, craft beers and superb food with the recent addition of top-notch live gigs.
37 Drake St, 379-8167 Enjoy each others company with a great glass of wine and tasty plates, without the constraints of having to book or have a meal at a certain time.
REVELRY
106 Ponsonby Road, 376- 8663 19th Century bohemian parlour meets opium den chic.
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27 Galway St, 551 3100 Nightclub upstairs. Cocktail lounge downstairs. Home to Aucklands biggest club nights.
37 Drake St, 929-2790 This bar and eatery takes its cue from the Americas, but with an Antipodean twist.
GRACE BAR
103 Victoria St West, 300-6352 21st Birthdays, Hen/Stag Parties, Corporate Events, Dance Parties, CD Release Parties, Live Music.
144 Parnell Rd, 356-3650 Established in 1847, one of Aucklands earliest surviving hotels serves gastro pub food in a comfortable, unpretentious environment.
THE OAKROOM
17 Drake, 300 6313
48 Customs St East, 309-5854 Seasonal lunch meals and latenight tapas served in a small cobblestone alleyway.
KINGSLAND KINGSLAND
Neighbourhood Brewbar
498 New North Rd, 846-3773 Nestled in the site of an old garage and engineering shop.
1 Wellesley St West, 377-3142 Entertainment seven nights a week, with three big screens, pool table, competitions & prizes, quiz, karaoke and live music.
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TAHUNA BREAKS
Thu 25 Apr Brewers Bar, Tauranga Sat 27 Apr Sammys, Dunedin Sat 04 May The Powerstation, Auckland
Thu 05 Sep Refuel, Dunedin Fri 06 Sep Bodega, Wellington Sat 07 Sep The Kings Arms, Auckland
TENACIOUS D (US)
Sat 28 Sep The Kings Arms, Auckland Mon 30 Sep San Fran Bath House, Wellington
Mon 20 May Town Hall, Auckland Tue 21 May Opera House, Wellington Wed 22 May The Bedford Marquee, Christchurch
Mon 29 Apr The Kings Arms, Auckland Tue 30 Apr Bodega, Wellington
Thu 10 Oct CBS Canterbury Arena, Christchurch Sat 12 Oct Vector Arena, Auckland Sun 13 Oct Vector Arena, Auckland
Wed 01 May Skycity Theatre, Auckland Sun 05 May Opera House, Wellington Mon 06 May Aurora Centre, Christchurch
Fri 03 May The Kings Arms, Auckland Sat 04 May Bodega, Wellington Fri 17 May Static, Hamilton Sat 18 May The Royal, Palmerston North Fri 24 May Churchills, Christchurch Sat 25 May Barkode, Timaru Fri 31 May ReFuel, Dunedin Sat 01 Jun Beach Bar, Invercargill
Wed 08 May Vector Arena, Auckland Thu 09 May Vector Arena, Auckland
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Wed 24 Apr Walton Street, Te Awamutu Thu 25 Apr Dome Cinema, Gisborne Fri 26 Apr Roam Cafe & Arena, Wanganui Sat 27 Apr Meow, Wellington Wed 01 May The Free House, Nelson Fri 03 May The Church Cafe, Dunedin Sat 04 May Wunderbar, Christchurch
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Tue 23 Apr - Sun 28 Apr Aotea Centre, Auckland
Sat 04 May Founders Theatre, Hamilton Sun 05 May ASB Theatre, Auckland Tue 07 May Opera House, Wellington Wed 08 May Aurora Centre, Christchurch
Wed 24 Apr Polytech Madras Street, Christchurch Thu 25 Apr Bodega, Wellington Fri 26 Apr The Mayfair, New Plymouth Sat 27 Apr The Powerstation, Auckland
Thu 06 Oct Vector Arena, Auckland Fri 07 Oct Vector Arena, Auckland
Fri 26 Apr Leigh Sawmill Cafe, Leigh Sat 27 Apr The Paddington, Auckland Fri 03 May Bodega, Wellington Sat 04 May Carterton Events Centre, Carterton
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This week one of the worlds strangely most underrated bands yet arguably one of the best we, New Zealand, have ever contributed to launch a new full-length album for the first time in over four years. You will be pleased to know that we got some time in with the beautiful mind of The Veils main man Finn Andrews. Picking up the line from late night London, the time Andrews says he works best; we leapt head first into the big questions. On what to expect from new album Time Stays, We Go Andrews hopes its a continuation of what The Veils already are. Its a record about all the usual subjects for us really. Theres lots of tornados and poems and brains and birds.
a band thats being hyped up to the point of kind of nausea. I think its good; its given us a lot of freedom. Weve always been quite outside of whatever else is going on at the time and I think that suits us. Exactly what their music sounds like is always best from the horses mouth so thrown up against the wall Andrews had this to say, Its obviously my brain sorbet. I think all you can hope for; its your perspective on the world and your time in it. If I could explain what my perspective was in a conversation then I probably wouldnt have the need to write songs. Its all I want it to be. Just an account of the years I get. Time Stays, We Go was laid down in Los Angeles at Seedy Underbelly Studios the same pad Nux Vomica came from. The journalist sniffed a scoop as Time Stays, We Go was originally due out last year but Andrews assured that its delay was for all very boring stuff. Mostly finding money. He had nothing but praise for formal label Rough Trade and since their contract ended Andrews has never find a label quite like them so The Veils went full solo.
Andrews wrote over 100 songs for this album. Weeding them out was a lot easier than youd think though. I wrote a lot but I wrote 90 percent just unadulterated shit. His song writing is a bit like keeping a musical journal. The way I write my songs is I tip myself upside down and shake out my pockets to see what falls out its kind of a little bit like that. I compared it earlier to a brain sorbet. Which is possibly a bit too much. I use writing stuff down as a way to process thoughts I guess, a lot of my sort of anxieties and things. It seems to be a way to process that stuff. Its an odd process Im still learning a lot about. I guess thats why I want to keep doing it. With every record you learn a bit more and I think the reason you want to keep doing it is because its such a mysterious thing, you want to constantly know more about it and how it works. NME stamped the most underrated band on the planet stamp on The Veils and Andrews thought its better to be underrated than overrated. I think Ive always just judged it as a success if weve been able to make another record after it. I think weve managed to get a big enough following to keep going but weve also sidestepped ever being able to be
Theyre burning about the northern hemisphere at the moment checking in at festivals. We are not forgotten down here, no. Having spent his youth in New Zealand Andrews thinks of it as a landscape, he added unpretentiously, feeling that a lot of his songs are set places here. Asked whether The Veils have New Zealand in their long range plans Andrews said theyre looking at it and if not sooner, definitely by the end of the year. Were holding him to it. WRITTEN BY JUSTIN FOWLER
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GUY WILLIAMS AND BRENDON GREEN, TWO COMEDIANS BOTH WITH SHOWS IN THE 2013 NZ INTERNATIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL, WALK INTO A BAR GUY: Where are you doing your show? BRENDON: The Basement Studio. G: Thats good. Thank God youre not in Brooklyn again. B: Hey, theyre lovely people. And I sold out there. So I like it. G: Congratulations, stop bragging about it. B: Thanks for bringing it up. Where are you? G: The Auckland Old Folks Ass. B: Youre one of those rogue comedians that got your own venue? G: I am. Screw it. I hate ticketek.co.nz, put that in the article please. I do a koha show. I get a cheap venue, and I can just have fun with it. B: Do you do koha at the start of the show or at the end? G: At the end. It would be weird to do it at the start, Guess how good the shows going to be. B: Well if its a crap show, its probably a good idea. G: The hard thing is that people do undervalue your show, because I occasionally do pull out a good one. B: (laughs) I think Ive seen you do well once. G: I get a lot of people who literally come because its the cheapest show. When I first did a koha show I had people coming who were like, We spent all our money on the bus fare from Henderson, but we can give you a bag of olives if youd like, and I was like, Awesome, yeah Ill take some olives. I dont even like olives; I just dont want anyone to have a free ticket. B: Are you gunning for another award this year? G: Yes. B: Which one? G: Maximum awards. All of them. B: You won the Billy T last year, so this year G: Im going to try rig the Peoples Choice Award. The problem is I tried to vote for myself last night, and its really hard to do. The TV3 website is so crummy that I couldnt vote for myself. How are we going to convince people to give up half an hour of their day to register? B: Thats good for you, because theyre probably going to try vote for someone else, and then give up. G: I tried to rig a TV Guide Award once. B: Sexiest Man? Was it a write-in campaign? G: Best Newcomer. I voted for myself a lot of times. When I heard I was nominated I just started voting for myself. B: Sure. G: Because the only people who read TV Guide are old people. They subscribe to TV Guide and use it to find out whats on TV because theyre idiots, right? B: Yes. G: Because they dont know about the internet. Theyre morons, right? B: Yes. Wait, Im saying yes to your horrible insults, but not actually agreeing as a person, Im just letting you run with this. G: (laughs) So old people only vote once. They get their one copy of the TV Guide, they tick Tamati Coffey and Jason Gunn, and they mail it in. Im on the internet, voting for myself like 300 times a day, and it turns out I still got smoked by Nadine Chalmers-Ross. B: (Laughs) G: The point is that if Id really committed myself, and taken my Saturdays to vote for myself, I wouldve won. I dont know. Maybe not all awards can be rigged, but if they can Im going to try and do it. Weve learned something today. B: Weve learnt to discount any award that gets put after your name. G: Ive been calling myself New Zealands Tallest Comedian for the last five years. Thats not even an award! I just made that up! Awards are such a crock of shit in comedy, right? No offence to you, you just won an award... B: I think mines legit. G: No it is, and I did well to get the Billy T, but they dont mean anything in comedy because comedy is subjective. B: Hey, can you just tell me something that you like? G: Because Im really negative? B: Yeah. G: (pauses) Im loving Game Of Thrones at the moment. G&B: (laughs) B: Do you think when theyre writing this up, theyll do that whole brackets laughs thing, after everything we say, to show that were having a good time. G: Or just to make it look like Im not the biggest dickhead in the world. B: (laughs) G: I come across so bad in things. B: They better put the details of our shows in here, too. G: Of course they will, theyre pros.
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MLB The Show has never been about the quick pay off and this gentle increment of difficulty is a great way to ease into the game without removing the fun bits. The depth of gameplay is amazing. When you play in franchise mode (either for one season or in full mode) you have to manage everything from player scouting player to pitching rotations to a training regime for each individual player. You also have to manage your AA and AAA affiliate Minor League teams. Of course, you can set the computer to manage this stuff too. Theres so much to it, its hard to know where to start. Fortunately, with a title as rich as this, theres no need to stop - ever.
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Strong Foundation
THE PHOENIX FOUNDATIONS LUKE BUDA REVEALS THE LONG HAUL BEHIND THEIR NEW ALBUM FANDANGO. Fandango a lively Spanish dance, or a foolish/ useless act or thing. But ask The Phoenix Foundations Luke Buda for the meaning behind the Kiwi bands album title and his response would be hard work. After 15 months of just recording let alone the last two months of intensive refining and promotion the bands front man says the build up to their fifth album release has driven [him] insane. Following their critically acclaimed fourth release Buffalo and finding success in the UK market with their TV debut on Later... with Jools Holland in 2011, the boys found themselves back home and without any tour plans. It was like, Ok we finished touring, things are exciting, says Luke. After the last couple of albums, we did Phoenix stuff then went solo, but this time we were like, Lets keep momentum we had in the UK going and then the album took a year and a half to make which is pretty hilarious. We did the best we could. Like their previous records, Fandangos evolution began as a single step without any direction or intent but thats not a bad thing. As Luke says, he believes their unique sound is inescapable and doesnt need to be started with a purpose in mind. I think all recording processes can have integrity, but theres what you imagine making and what you hope to make. Maybe youre listening to really weird electronic music and you think, Im going to make this, but then when you start making music naturally, it changes you just make whatever happens. We dont have a style manifesto or anything. With one band member, Conrad Wedde, in Dunedin, percussionist Will Ricketts working on solo projects and Sam Flynn Scott, Tom Callwood and Luke in Wellington, the process took place over four different studios including The Party Room in Dunedin and the bands headquarters, The Car Club, in Wellington. The band had never been so dispersed before, but Luke is happy the album has a cohesive sound of course, it took twice the amount of work to get it the way they wanted. [We were] working from 10am to 6pm, go home and cook, put kids in the bath and that kind of shit, go back a couple hours later and work until midnight. Thats what it was like. I know I sound whingy, but it was nonstop. It is hard, especially if youve got two kids and hardly any fucking money, but lets not go into that, he adds with a laugh. Opening with Black Mould a peculiarly dreamy track that, as Luke explains isnt a metaphor for anything, its really just about mould Fandango leads you on a beautiful and melodic journey that the likes of Pink Floyd would be proud of. Tracks such as Corale, at more than seven minutes long, begin as an instrumental piece before twisting into an upbeat electronic number you could dance to, whereas The Captain bears all the hallmarks of 80s synth pop. As someone that likes to enjoy his music lying in bed, listening through headphones, Luke says the sequence of tracks was perhaps the most agonised over decision, months before it was even finished, to ensure the musical journey sounded just right. Thats how the double album got made, he explains. Because we tried as hard as we could to make it not a double, but we couldnt decide what tracks to put on or put off. I opened up the archive folder and theres like 30 other demos we had been working on for this album. Its absurd really how much music we have got through in the last 15 months. They also got through two drummers during this time, with Chris OConnor replacing Richie Singleton who left the group after 12 years to focus on his masters in ecology a decision he didnt take lightly. Richie was the only guy in the band who had another major thing other than music, unlike the rest of us who were all yearning to play together, says Luke. Its a positive thing hes gone to do and hes one of the most considerate human beings Ive met. He said, I just wanted to make sure I have you enough time to find a new person to play on the album so when they go on tour they have something invested in the album. Great dude. Preparing to tour the UK in May, Luke says the boys have been working rehearsals with military-like precision proving while their music is a lively tune, theres nothing useless or foolish about what they do. For us, its like drill sergeant. Yep, lets do that again, now lets have a break, and then back into it. We go for it. We take the music very seriously. We might not take ourselves very seriously WRITTEN BY LAURA WEASER
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