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Category: Harry Potter Genre: Humor, Romance Language: English Characters: Draco M., Hermione G. Status: Completed Published: 2007-12-28 Updated: 2007-12-31 Packaged: 2013-03-10 14:09:55 Rating: T Chapters: 4 Words: 755 Publisher: www.fanfiction.net Summary: This is a list of lies involving
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turning twenty-one the last family member to die - Bellatrix - will rise from her grave. 6. Dumbledore's dying wish was for the two of us to 'do the dirty deed' together. 5. The size and shape of my "manhood" is a question on this year's NEWT examination. 4. I'm trying to convince my mother to stop setting me up on dates with Blaise Zabini. 3. Having sex with a member of the Order of the Phoenix is part of the Death Eater Rehabilitation Program. 2. All I want to do is hug, hold, and kiss you. Just lay down next to me and I'll stop
us from having sex, even if you beg me to give in. 1. Every time I have sex a house elf is set free.
at is chatting up more than one woman at once. 5. Weasley is a perfect boyfriend, especially if you want to spend every Friday night for the rest of your life watching Quidditch. 4. Wealsey is proud of the fact that he hasn't read an entire book since Hogwarts. 3. Weasley's idea of romantic date is having sex on the kitchen table. 2. When you look at me like this, I know you don't love him any more. 1. I caught Weasley in the Burrow broom closet checking out Potter's "wand," if you know what I mean.
demonstration? 5. National studies show that vacuuming makes witches asses look smaller and their breasts grow bigger. 4. I'd love to hang out with Potter and Weasley at the Leaky Cauldron, but I can't go out for drinks until the flat is tidy. 3. It is genetically impossible for purebloods to wash and fold laundry. 2. If you really loved me, giving me a hand about the flat wouldn't get your knickers in such a twist. 1. My masculine bits get a rash on them whenever I do manual labor.
5. If you put your hands on my ass one more time when we are out in public I am going to cut them off. 4. Muggle men always wear tuxedoes to the movie theater on opening night. 3. I wish you would stop speculating publicly about how much weight Ginny has gained every time we see her at a party. 2. It is not unmanly to burst into tears any time someone says Voldemort. 1. Last night was a huge mistake and it will NEVER happen again.