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The City of Regina has been on a relentless revitalization project for the past few years, in other words, screwing up everything. The latest project laden with controversy is the demolition and rebuilding of Connaught elementary school. Read about the plans on page 6. And you have a lovely day.
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contributors this week regan meloche joel blechinger jordan palmer michael chmielewski paige kreutzwieser kevin chow
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Growing together. 4 Reginas Seedy Saturday brought together experts, gardeners, local business owners, and organizations, all looking forward to the start of spring and the planting season. Gardening is more than just growing food, its about growing a community.
Con-no more. 6 Continuing Regina's heritage of tearing down its heritage, the Board of Education voted to tear down and rebuild the 100 year old Connaught School despite outcry from the community.
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In the late 1950s, the University of Regina planned the construction of several new buildings on the campus grounds. One of these proposed buildings was a bell tower on the academic green. If you look out on the academic green today, the rst thing youll notice is that it has absolutely nothing resembling a bell tower. The University never got a bell tower, but what it did get was the Carillon, a newspaper that serves as a symbolic bell tower on campus, a loud and clear voice belonging to each and every student. Illegitimi non carborundum.
Ploffs. 12 Nearly all of our campus teams made it past the regular season and earned post-season berths this year. All except for one sport, in which neither the men's nor the women's team made the playoffs. I'm not going to name any names: volleyball.
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Hey, candidates! 17 With the URSU election underway, it might be good to reect on why students should be running for a position with URSU. The slate Students for Students seems to get that even though their name is terrible. No, wait, thats just a terrible name and I cant get over it. Anyway, heres some advice if youre a candidate.
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editor-in-chief University of Regina President, Vianne Timmons, has said that Barbara Pollock was absolutely not asked to resign, by university administration. Pollock, who served as the U of Rs vice-president of external relations for over a decade, surprisingly resigned last week to pursue other professional avenues. President Timmons has said that Pollocks position will not be filled. In the interim, Pollocks responsibilities will be redistributed among the staff and the remaining vice-presidents who will report directly to Timmons. The news comes after months of student groups and U of R faculty members raising concerns about bloated administrative costs in the face of a looming budget crunch. Admin salaries cost the U of R approximately $44 million in 2011 a statistic that has often overshadowed the provincial governments decision to slash millions from post-secondary budgets. I am waiting to see what the provincial budget is like, Timmons said. I have asked faculty to look into every single posi-
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tion very carefully that becomes vacant, and I am doing the same. Im going to take this as an opportunity to look into the entire external relations area and see if we are being as efcient as we can within it. Timmons noted that she didnt necessarily think there was fat to be trimmed in terms of administrative and faculty positions, but that the U of R simply has to take the opportunities to do what they can. Student-run organizations,
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such as the University of Regina Students Union and CFS Saskatchewan, have hailed the decision as a victory for students across the province. Despite university statements to the contrary, many students across campus believe this was a calculated move to appease the masses. It is a huge win for us, said Nathan Sgrazzutti, URSU president. I think that the vice-presidents knew that someone was going to have to leave. The easiest way to do that, without stepping
on toes of course, was to look to the person who already has another path in life to travel down. Personally, I believe that Barb was the one who said, Maybe I should be the one that goes. But, I think that everyone knew that someone was going to have to leave. University administration began to receive tremendous pressure from student groups after CBC Saskatchewan made their salaries public on Dec. 10 of last year. Strategically, this move is smart,
Women are out in the workforce, of course, and thats changing peoples outlook on women. When I was elected to city council, I was the only woman on council, but for the past couple of other terms, there has been one other woman.
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supply of water, you could really produce your own food, she said. In our culture, food is totally treated as a commodity its something that we have to purchase. A lot of really large companies control a majority of our food supply. So, I think its really empowering to be able to change that dynamic, and instead of relying on a corporation to provide us with something we need to live, to actually educate people to be able to do that for themselves is really empowering, and also an incredible way to build communities. Snyders business, Root and Branch, is one way Regina residents can learn about growing,
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preparing, preserving, and sharing their own sustainably produced food. Rooted in a commitment to food security, sovereignty and justice for all, Root and Branch offers workshops and training sessions for anyone interested in growing an edible garden. Along with education and training, Easton suggested students volunteer in community run gardens, for a real hands-on learning experience. In the city, the North Central Community Association runs various open community gardens in North Central, where volunteers are invited to help maintain and
run the various plots of land. These gardens, vacant lots that have been transformed into green havens, have served as educational spaces where beginner and expert gardeners gather to learn from one another. On campus, the student-run Green Patch garden is also another opportunity for volunteers to get their hands dirty around food issues. Started in 2012 by the Regina Public Interest Research Group, the Green Patch is part of an initiative to transform the U of R into an edible campus, providing students and community members with a place to learn about food security and sustain-
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and Chinese. It all has to do with poetry, he said. Its because the Zen tradition in China, in particular, Zen is the only religion that writes good poetry. So my advisors [in college] had me learning a lot of poetry. And eventually it kind of went into religious studies. Spells in the Japanese and Chinese Zen traditions come from poets. Its poets that do really inter-
esting things...But to have good poets you have to drink wine. You drink wine, you have hallucinations, and by the end of the evening thats where its really scary. So thats the connection, is that you see this on both sides of Japanese and Chinese Zen traditions. While an extra ve per cent is a good motivation to attend a lecture, the room was completely packed and the audience was in-
terested in what Keyworth had to say about Zen. The bottom line is that Westerners, for a long time, have had an interest in Zen, he said. Maybe its the philosophical side, maybe its the intonation, those kinds of things. Generally, you say the word Zen and you get 10 [peoples attention]. Keyworth said he tends to use the word Zen in lectures so more people will pay attention.
If Im talking explicitly about China, Ill still use the word Zen because Westerners hear the word Chan theyre like, I dont care, but if you throw in the word Zen. For example, I do Zen studies of China. Thats so strange.
An introduction to transhumanism
The idea of improving the human condition using technology raises important questions
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Transhumanist technologies can be found in many science ction stories, including RoboCop, Gattaca, Avatar, the Matrix, and Terminator-
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contributor The quest to transcend the qualities that makes us human is as old as recorded history. Mythology is lled with examples of humans trying to set themselves apart from the rest of their species, whether it be through immortality, increased intellectual ability, possessing the philosopher's stone, or having supreme power by wearing a tiny gold ring. It is only in the past few decades that weve started seeing some actual scientic methods of improving nearly every aspect of the human condition. Welcome to transhumanism. Transhumanism is the idea that we may one day be able to transform ourselves into more powerful beings using technology, whether it is intellectually or physically. The futurist community is very divided on this issue. Some say that one day we may be able to scan our brain, copy our neural network onto a sophisticated silicon chip, and upload our mind, complete with our memories and personality, onto resilient robot bodies. The critics come from all angles. There are those who say that some of these technologies will never be possible and transhumanism is better off in the realm
of science ction. Many critics also oppose transhumanism on other grounds, such as economical, philosophical, or possibly out of a bias, to preserve the status quo. But, these criticizms have not stopped researchers from speculating various ideas behind transhumanism. One of the agship technologies of transhumanism is the already mentioned mind-uploading, which involves being able to copy a human brain down to the very last neuron and emulate it on some other platform, such as a computer processor. Being the most exciting idea behind transhumanism, it only makes sense that it would also be the hardest technology to master. Early experiments done on insects and mice were met with little success, but the field is still quite young. A related, but more realistic goal for these technologies, is being able to wire the brain to electronic devices so that, for example, someone who is paralyzed can control a robotic arm. Scientists at Duke University have recently been able to connect two rat brains to a computer. According to wired.com, research shows that signals from one rat's brain can help the second rat solve a problem it would otherwise have no clue how to solve. The head scientist behind this project,
Miguel Nicolelis, is hoping to be able to develop a robotic body that can be controlled by the mind of someone paralyzed. Adding on to the challenge, Nicolelis wants to master this technology by the 2014 World Cup in Brazil, where he is hoping to have a paralyzed athlete be able to walk onto the soccer pitch and kick a soccer ball using the robotic body. Any transhumanist goals that involve the human brain will require considerable advances in neuroscience, nanotechnology, and artificial intelligence, but what other ways are there to 'transcend' humanism? And, have we already reached the point where we could be considered transhuman? Transhumanism is a vague concept. It could involve increasing brainpower, strengthening physical abilities, improving basic senses and much more. With such a loose denition, anything from the use of steroids to any type of reconstructive surgery could be considered a form of transhumanism. The fact that someone wears contacts could even be considered as transhuman technology. Transhumanism challenges the very notion of what it means to be human. How many body parts and organs can be replaced until humans arent considered human anymore? Many critics might say
there should be some limits when it comes to altering human conditions. A common argument for transhumanism is that such technology should only be used to heal the sick or injured. This can imply a status quo bias, where the technology can only be used to try to bring humans up the norm and no further. Consider the opposite situation where some sort of accident can make someone smarter or stronger. Should technology be used to bring the person back down to the normal level? This would likely put Marvel Comics out of business, but it also highlights the problems with the idea that status quo is the best. It's one thing to alter a grown adults condition, but what about that of a fetus in the womb? Given the technology, should doctors be able to fix any predictable genetic defects in a baby? What if the baby is missing a nger, and transhumanist technology has the ability to modify their genes to add another nger? Or what about adding extra ngers on each hand, to help them lean into a professional pianist career in the future? This may seem unethical, but again, the question that comes up is that of the status quo bias. An economic argument related to this is that these 'designer babies' may only be open to those who can afford it. So the rich
could afford to make themselves stronger and smarter, creating more than just an economic gap between the classes. Critics warn that this could have some very dangerous implications, as it could cause transhumanism to run the risk of being comparable to eugenics, which is the science of improving humans through selective breeding. For everyone of the exciting transhumanism technologies, there tends to be at least one argument as to why it may be a bad idea. Lessons from fiction and mythology warn about opening Pandora's box, bringing re down to the humans, and flying too close to the sun. On the other hand, many philosophers consider it a responsibility to improve the human condition. It may not be within the next century, but the technology will one day be there to realize all of these far out ideas. The question that many have asked is not whether it is possible, rather it's a matter of how the technology is used. That, in itself, is something that science simply cannot answer. For more information, visit Humanity+, the leading authority on all things transhumanist.
Scientists at Duke University have recently been able to connect two rat brains to a com-
puter. According to wired.com, research shows that signals from one rat's brain can help the second rat solve a problem it would otherwise have no clue how to solve.
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If they do tear the school down, can we at least get a Deep Dark Woods song out of it? not sure heritage renovation is possible. Echoing the words of those in the Connaught community, Beck wanted to know if contracting [an] engineer might be possible, someone with heritage experience a sober second thought in order to give us a chance to more clearly communicate the situation to our SCC and respond to some of the concerns that were brought up by the community. Board member Kathleen OReilly felt similarly to Beck and also spoke to tabling the motion at the meeting. I do not have sufcient information to make such an important decision. I dont know whether Connaught can be renovated ... I do know that we need a second opinion, said OReilly. Moreover, Beck noted the dismal track record Regina has in demonstrating tangible care for its historic buildings. Not everyone values historical buildings, and I think that in Regina we have a particularly poor reputation for caring for our built history, said Beck. Theres no value, dollar or otherwise, assigned to heritage retention. The yeasayers
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a & c editor A decision at the last Board of Education meeting on Feb. 26 has the parents and community members of cole Connaught Community School disquieted. At the meeting, the board voted in favour of demolishing and rebuilding the century-old school instead of renovating the building, with the engineering report stating it was cheaper to rebuild completely than renovate. Not all of the members were in agreeance however. At the meeting, board member Carla Beck spoke to tabling the motion until a later date. I do take, as part of this board, responsibility for the fact that I didnt know the aw in our process until it was too late. That had meant that the deadline had passed for presentation to the board level, although I do appreciate the provisions made for both delegations to speak to the board tonight. As I already noted, my main concern with this motion is the process leading up to it, said Beck. I think that the Connaught SCC [School Community Council] had a very valid suggestion that timelines for decisions and input opportunities be provided to them in advance. I think that this was a reasonable request, and in fact something I would like to see added to all of the boards consultations with SCCs in the future. Even though Beck wanted the motion tabled, she was still unsure as to whether renovating the school was feasible and told the board, I must be clear that Im
for the board because we are able to advance and make recommendations to the Ministry for three new schools in the city of Regina, so thats something that any school board would celebrate, that we get to make those recommendations to the Ministry, said Gagne. Gagne also felt that sufcient consultation with the community had been achieved despite complaints from the Connaught community. We went through a standard process which we have done with every one of our school builds. The community was consulted three, four times in this process. We had many, many pages of community input as we looked through the report that we received, and so I feel that we did consult, and we did hear from the community, said Gagne. Can it be saved?
geous. How come theyre not down between ten and 15 per cent on the whole thing? If you know the building style and the building construction, then you can properly estimate what the costs are. If you dont understand what the building construction or are not familiar with historic buildings, then youre going to put a huge markup because you have no idea, said Botkin. Botkin also questioned the rationale behind mandatory relocation for the students during the potential renovations, a point which was raised by members of the Board of Education, saying that the renovations could be phased, and as long as the areas were secured, students would not have to be relocated. The next step
Unfortunately for Connaught, the other members didnt feel the same way, and the motion to table the decision was defeated. The decision to demolish and rebuild Connaught subsequently passed with Beck and OReilly being the only votes against the decision. Obviously, not all of the board members felt the same way as Beck and OReilly. Board chairperson Katherine Gagne said she was pleased with the boards decision. Its sort of an exciting night
While the reality of saving Connaught given its current condition has been called into question even by those who wanted more time to deliberate the decision, historic building conservation expert June Botkin nevertheless believes the building can absolutely be conserved. She also called into question the assessment given to the school and stressed the need for a second opinion on the building from someone who specializes in the conservation of historic and heritage architecture. Their numbers dont make sense. Theyve got a 25 per cent contingency markup on the foundation, and they add another ten per cent, so theyve got 35 per cent markup ... 35 per cent is outra-
Notwithstanding the boards decision, the Connaught community isnt giving up hope yet. It looks like people dont want to back down; they want to take it to the province, which is a good strategy take it to the next level, cause if thats the constraint, then thats where the powers gotta go. People wanna take back their school and their community, and they seem pretty red up. Its not over, said community member Trish Elliott, who spoke to the board on behalf of the community at the Feb. 26 meeting. The Board of Educations decision was disheartening for the community, but Elliott was not surprised with the way the vote went. I think people get a bit invested in the system. Kathleen
[OReilly] and Carla [Beck] know the community more, so they would know, they would be very well aware of what theyd be touching off with that decision whereas the others perhaps not, said Elliott. Elliott also believes taking this issue to the province will have substantial weight with the strong support from the surrounding community. We feel that this could be precedent setting if we have a province that will not fund renovation even when communities are willing to put in the money and partner on it, and that was one of the questions that people were asking: if were willing to raise the money, why wont they work with us? And as Elliott mentioned previously, the community isnt backing down. On March 3, a meeting was held and the organization dubbed Save Our Connaught was formed to ght the decision. The group is actively looking into seeking a formal second opinion on the building with detailed unit costs based on a full investigation into the structure, rather than the broad estimates that were placed before the Regina Board of Education, a post on the groups website read. Theres a really strong community here that doesnt want to take this, said Elliott. Despite the gravity the Board of Educations decision may carry regarding the future of cole Connaught Community School, Elliott and the community arent giving up hope yet. Stay tuned. It doesnt look like its nished.
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ing a synopsis and the occasional criticism of the lm before passing out from the strain. The video was rough around the edges, and follow-up videos were sporadic. Though of course, with anything even remotely popular, when there was even a whiff of copyright infringement, movie studios had Walkers subsequent reviews removed almost immediately after their publication. Walker and his brother Rob founded the site, That Guy with the Glasses (TGWTG) in partnership with the Channel Awesome
(see? That bit was relevant.), and Walkers new Nostalgia Critic reviews were produced exclusively on the site from then on. The videos featured Walker as the Nostalgia Critic reviewing videos, cartoons, commercials, and other media primarily from the 80s and 90s. The Nostalgia Critic was an insulting, sarcastic, foul-mouthed critic raised by pop culture. The episodes usually focused on the Critic watching the lm and picking apart all the flaws with it while also constantly insulting the lm's creators, the lm itself, and
the audience. The formula occasionally changed (top 11 videos, old vs. new, and crossover reviews), but the formula always remained the same pure, unadulterated vitriol. By 2012, the Nostalgia Critic reviews saw between 100,000 and 300,000 views per episode, and TGWTG had over one million unique views a month. Once a year, That Guy with the Glasses hosted an anniversary special, by way of a feature-length film. In 2012, TGWTG released their three-hour science-fiction
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The Last Exorcism Part II
Ed Gass-Donnelly Ashley Bell, Julia Garner
It has always been my belief that neither the word last nor any of its derivatives should ever appear in a movie title. Ever. Putting last in your lm title invites sequel opportunities, which makes the title oxymoronic at best and laughable to the point of asphyxiation at the absolute worst. Case in point: The Last Exorcism Part II. Ashley Bell reprises her role as girl-next-door-contortionist-occasional-target-of-demonic-possession, Nell Sweetzer. Shes trying to rebuild her life months after the events of the rst lm. Blessedly, it isnt shot in the found-footage format of its predecessor, but is a classical narrative, in the loosest sense of the term. Nell cant really remember the exorcism-cum-slaughter that occurred a couple of months ago and has moved away from Ivanwood. But, that tricky devil didnt get the memo, and soon, Nell is playing one-person Twister with the best of them. From beginning to end, this lm is just a disaster. In no particular order, a dude slits his own throat, a father tries to kill his daughter, people who clearly died in the rst movie are inexplicably brought back to life, a dozen people fall into full-body seizures, a house full of girls get burned alive, and someone literally rides off into the sunset. Trying to keep track of this lms frenetic pace is headache inducing, and trying to
make sense of what you watched is just bloody well impossible. I tried really hard to like this movie. Im a fan of Eli Roths work, and Im always game for a good demonic possession flick. The problem is that its so fundamentally wrong. I dont even know who I could recommend this movie to I have no idea who this movie is being marketed to. Fans of gratuitous amounts of violence, demonic possession, or the masochistic fetish that you must have to put yourself through the torture of going to see this lm in the theatre are all guaranteed to be nothing less than in a murderous fury by the time the credits roll. If getting that angry about stupid shit is your idea of a good time, then skip the movie; were hanging out, instead.
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Door, The Seeds, the yearning lap steel instrumental High and Lonesome, and the laid-back keyboard jam Bird Song. But, those who pine for The Mens more aggressive incarnations can head-bang to the kinetic energy of The Brass, Electric and the chaotic guitar workout Supermoon. New Moon is a skillful and rewarding balance of both of the bands tendencies - well-worn melody and no-input harsh noise. Given The Mens pace and general abandon, even if one is dissatisfied with New Moon, you will likely only have to wait another year or so for another fulllength from the band, and luckily for them, the next LP is already nished. But, all that is not to say theres not plenty to enjoy about New Moon.
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delic, expansive effort that updates TYoHs production values while sacricing little of its accessible knack for melody. Simply put, the second track Mute is anthemic and announces Powers scope of vision. The drums TYoHs main weakness pop, and TIE-ghteresque noises squeal and pan across the aural eld, and a powerfully simple guitar coda rides the six-minute track out to a memorable close. Dropla successfully integrates acoustic instrumentation, featuring a looping acoustic guitar line throughout. Raspberry Cane, another instant standout, is essentially Powers clinic in writing melody lines; at least four moments brought enormous grins to my face at the sheer melodic inventiveness of the track. Wondrous Bughouse is a beautiful, bafingly imaginative indie-pop record-an immersive sound world that revels in the inherent aural pleasure of melody and finely crafted detail. Its also an enormous step forward for Powers. Wondrous Bughouse deserves the expanded listenership that it will undoubtedly attract.
Brooklyns favourite noise-rock/postpunk/rock band, The Men, can be best summarized by the descriptor workmanlike. This is their fourth full-length since 2010, but it is likely to be (and, from what Ive gauged across the internet, is) their most divisive release yet. This is The Mens folk-rock record, wherein, in true pastoral tradition, the boys decamped to Big Indian, NY to turn off iPhones, soul-search, play campre guitar, engage in Neil Young idol worship, and incorporate four-part harmonies, mandolin, lap steel, piano, and harmonica into their palette not exactly what the average noise-rock band decides to do to for LP number four. Full disclosure here: I just spent the weekend downloading and listening to 70s Neil Young & Crazy Horse bootlegs, so perhaps Im in the demographic predisposed to adore this record, but, in my estimation, New Moon manages to satisfy the discerning rockists varied tastes. The album has a folksier flair, such as opener Open the
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Idahoan Trevor Powers released his debut album as Youth Lagoon, The Year of Hibernation, in the fall of 2011, in the waning days of the online press obsession with all things lo-. As such, like others, I imagine, I was considerably skeptical of the 22-year-olds humble piano compositions swathed in a layer of fuzz as du jour aesthetic opportunism. Where Powers pleasantly surprised me though was in his facility for arrangements. TYoHs best tracks Cannons, or July, for example would start simply with Powers voice and keyboard figures before expanding outward in scope into beautifully plotted and often sing-along pre-choruses, choruses, and bridges. Albeit lo-, the arrangements revealed that there was more thought put into the music than say your average Wavves. Two years later, on Wondrous Bughouse, Powers has taken his deft skill at arrangement and injected it with a bigger budget and the various production talents of Ben Allen (Cee-Lo Green, Animal Collective, Deerhunter). The sophomore release is a more psyche-
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At rst listen, the track Cmon by Ke$ha seems like a simple song about hooking up, but going deeper, its actually a well-written ode to preparation and oral hygiene on-the-go. The sassy, prosex songstress likes to get a little crazy, but Cmon contains some super-positive messages about taking control of your sexuality, like the chorus that states, Were both going home satisfied. Ke$has getting her orgasm whether she has to stay up all night or not. And afterwards, shell brush her teeth and go home.
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I havent heard such great advice since the last time I read one of my own articles. Pony by Ginuwine is an oldie but a goodie, a danceable treatise on grindalicious -ontop action. Above all, the song promotes teamwork, weaving a sophisticated metaphor where hes the horse and shes the jockey and theyre bolting for the nish line together. The focus on compatibility is key, because as we all know, sometimes things just dont click. Ginuwine also promotes foreplay: You and your body,
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every single portion. Yum not to mention the song is incredible to fuck to. Lick my pussy and my crack. Khia
rection: Then you roll your tongue from the crack back to the front, then suck it off til I shake and cum. Noted. You looking for a real pussy eater? I can be it. Danny Brown
Another classic R&B raunch track coming to you from 2002, Khias My Neck, My Back (Lick It) really drives the point home. She wants you to lick her pussy and her crack, and shes not afraid to say it about 21 times. The real meat of this song is in the chorus, but in the first verse she makes sure to provide some specic di-
If Khias modus operandi is to tell you what she wants, newcomer Danny Browns I Will provides even more details on how to get her there. Browns track promotes utter abandon. I go dumb and ignorant when Im on that clitoris, says Brown. The key, ac-
Pouty Canadian bad boy Hawksley Workmans rock and roll entry on my list may seem a little tame compared to the R&B onslaught of sex, but maybe its a good idea to calm you all down. And the song Strip Tease does offer some excellent advice, although its mostly contained in the chorus. Workman wants his girlfriend to striptease for him, which I think is a sentiment that a lot of folks can agree with. When youre practicing to striptease for your partner, keep in mind that this song by Workman is an excellent jam to take your clothes off to. Actually, any of the songs on this list will do. Are you sensing a theme here? Good sex. Its equal parts compatibility, preparedness and reckless abandon. And for the love of God, eat pussy.
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ARTS ROUNDTBLE
paul bogdan, dietrich neu, kyle leitch
clearly disillusioned with the city 1. What do you think of the decision to tear down Connaught School PB: The real tragedy is that we havent decided to tear all of Regina down yet. on arts events is done by a minority of the people in Regina. The people who enjoy the arts tend to go to these events all the time, but I seem to know more people who never go. KL: Absolutely. I imagine live arts cost more here, but thats beside the point. Now, if only Brad Wall would realize that, wed be set.
KL: I think that its kind of a sad statement about how the city regards heritage sites. 2. What comes to mind when you think of Reginas heritage?
DN: This sounds terrible, but my rst reaction was to make fun of my friends who went there. Hear me out I went to Davin, just down the street from Connaught. We didnt like them, and they didnt like us. Looks like we win, motha fuckas.
PB: Hopefully dire enough that I get to light something on fire. Preferably people.
4. How dire do you think the upcoming provincial budget will be in regards to PSE?
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PB: Neglect and crumbling infrastructure. Also a rad but often overlooked arts scene. DN: Nothing. KL: A rich history of bulldozing and spending unnecessarily. 3. Do you think the findings that Saskatchewanians spend more per capita on live art events than anywhere else in Canada reflective of the overarching attitude towards the arts in this province? PB: I think the numbers are a bit misleading. I feel like the people who care about the arts in this province are a minority (although still a signicant number of people), but I still think the majority doesnt really give a shit.
DN: I think the fate of post-secondary education has been sealed for a long time now. Millions of dollars are getting cut. The University of Regina will probably be hit pretty hard, but the University of Saskatchewan is going to get crushed. This is going to be a shitty budget year all around. KL: Like any rational human, I think were all fucked, and we should immediately start panicking. 5. Drawing towards the end of the year, have you attended any campus arts events? What was the best thing this year?
PB: Yes. The Fifth Parallel always has some cool installations and exhibits, but I think Rah Rahs sets during Welcome Week take the cake on this one. DN: Im only qualied to answer this question if living in the Carillon office counts as attending a campus arts event.
KL: Does the Imaginus poster sale count? If not, then no.
DN: No. Although the average is $51 per person, I think that the majority of the total money spent
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Let the madness begin
Sports Editor: Autumn McDowell sports@carillonregina.com the carillon | mar. 7 - 13, 2013
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We need giant player head signs at the CIS championships next weekend.
Dupuis: I believe that honours gotta go to the mens hockey team, who not only improved on last season, but nished with their best record in years. Having TJ behind the bench provided a muchneeded spark, and hopefully the program can build on this success moving forward.
Kreutzwiser: So they are not really seen as a team per se (even though they should be, because if youve ever watched Bring It On youd get how competitive that shit is) but the Cheerleading team is most improved for sure. They got a picture with Mr. Wall thats cool, right?
Kreutzwiser: Black Mamba always comes through, unlike Kevin Martins team this year.
Dupuis: Kobe Bryant and Steve Nash star in this years must-see buddy-comedy event, Black Mamba, White Pygmy. When miniscule Canadian Nash signs with Kobe and the Lakers, theyre thought to be instant contenders until the unthinkable happens! Theyre disappointingly average, and they miss the playoffs. Wow. That was uninspired. Whatever, OK? Im tired.
As of press time, the Los Angeles Lakers are currently two points back of the nal playoff spot. Do you think they will make the playoffs this year?
McDowell: Well, lets put it this way. Last year, when I did a playoff roundup for the Cougars teams, my hook was Wow, we suck at making the playoffs. That was because we literally only had one Cougars team make the playoffs, but this year its much different. Anyway, having said all of that pointless information, my choice is the mens team for making the playoffs for the rst time since 2008-09.
McDowell: God I hope so. Its going to be rather embarrassing if they dont make the playoffs after bringing Nash and D12 in this year in an attempt to construct a super team whose sole purpose was to combat Miamis super team. The Lakers are on the verge of a fail. Having said all that, I do think that they will make the playoffs. In typical fashion, it will be down to the wire and Kobe will sink a buzzer beater to win and move onto the playoffs. Dammit hes clutch. What do you think about the Saskatchewan Roughriders adding the 2012 Grey Cups Most Valuable Canadian, Ricky Foley,
McDowell: I like it. I like it a lot. Not so much that I would run out and purchase his jersey, but Im really happy that the Riders are making an effort to put together a good team so that we can potentially win at home. Just think of the parties, people. In other random news, I recently purchased a vintage Riders shirt from when they hosted the Grey Cup in 1995 at Value Village. Its like nding gold. Seriously, not one stain on it, surprisingly. Its that time of the year again.
Kreutzwiser: Football? Psh, lets talk about how Kevin Martins team is kind of shitting the bed in the Brier.
Dupuis: This is a pretty huge signing, and its obviously not the rst made by Riders management this off-season. Its nice to see that theyre serious about challenging for the Grey Cup on home turf. Now I just need to lock down a media pass and Im set, because God knows I cant afford to pay my own way.
Dupuis: Heres a recipe for March Madness: one job, five classes, two-dozen deadlines, a bone-dry bank account and a consistent, nagging neck-injury. If I dont have time to call my own mother on her birthday, I doubt Ill nd time to watch American college basketball. Editors note: You have two cheques in the ofce, Braden.
How much of NCAAs March Madness will you be watching this year?
rently ranked 1st in the Eastern Conference. How long do you think they will stay at the top?
McDowell: Ill watch the final four, but probably not much more than that I reckon. March Madness is just another opportunity for the US to show how much better their basketball, facilities and fans are, and the fact that I cant even argue against their supremeness really bothers me. Im seeing red right now. The Montreal Canadiens are cur-
Kreutzwiser: Going to set up my bracket right away, if only school would just back off. I have to PVR the Brier because of school overload. Dammit school, always getting in the way of everything.
Dupuis: Asking me anything about my Habs is a dangerous game. I could ll this section and then some with my drunken ramblings concerning the highs and lows of Les Glorieux, but Ill be brief. Their insta-turnaround this year has been surprising, but not undeserved. They wont nish the season on top, but theyll make the playoffs. Then the drive for 25 begins in earnest. #raisethetorch. Kreutzwiser: Till they finish. Oooo! Wait, is that too raunchy to put in a newspaper? Or am I the only one who had their mind in the gutter for this question? McDowell: Like, when the hell did this happen, seriously? They buy out Gomez and then, boom, theyre at the top. If Montreal had known that all it would take to actually win games was to get rid of that cancer, they would have done it a long time ago.
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Rock on Cougars
U of R curling teams have a bright future
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contributor This years curling season is finally wrapping up. With the Scotties already over, the Brier already underway, and Worlds ending the season off in April, we see yet another season come to a conclusion. But spring is almost here something everyone that lives here should be excited about. Sadly, for the University of Reginas curling teams, the season ended during the Canada West playdowns, which were held in Edmonton from Feb 14-17. A rather heartbreaking way to spend the weekend after Valentines Day, if you ask me. However, both teams came home smiling. For the mens team it was an exciting opportunity, seeing as they had only ever played one game prior together as a team, the U of R qualifying spiel, where many of them met for the rst time. For the womens, it was a great opportunity to learn and to get the chance to finally compete against different teams. The womens team, skipped by Lorraine Schneider, has been together for two years and is extremely competitive in the Saskatchewan Junior league. For years they have been playing But, going to Westerns for a second year was an added goal for the team after they unfortunately lost in the semi-finals at provincials. However, looking into the future, Schneider hopes they can claim the spot as the U of R team for a third consecutive year next year. It would mean a berth straight to Nationals because Regina is hosting the competition next year, and the city that hosts gets a spot for their university team. And, surely, these girls have paid their dues. As for the men, it is hard to say where their future plans will take them as a team. Schneider hopes that the crowd attendance for Nationals next year will be fairly decent. It would be very exciting to play in front of a big turnout, she said. So, pencil it in now: March 2014, here in Regina, university curling Nationals.
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against many of the same teams around the province. To be able to play against some new competition at Westerns was like a breath of fresh air. Its so nice to play teams that are from out of the province, Schneider said. We play every team three or four times a year in the same competition for juniors, so it was nice to go out there and to not have those huge rivalries against the teams. Rounding out the womens
team is Callan Hamon at third, Tessa Vibe at second, and Ashley Desjardins at lead. Schneider, Vibe, and Desjardins have been curling together for five years now, while Hamon has been a part of the squad for the past two. Although they have a lot of experience together, the team is still fairly young one of the youngest to compete at Westerns. Its so different [from juniors] and it is such a good experience, Schneider said. We just had so
much fun and we learned a lot. The ladies nished with a 2-3 record, and the men 2-4. Both teams were only a couple of wins shy from heading on to Nationals. We had some really good games and some others ones we shouldve won, Schneider said. They have so much experience and totally different playing styles than we are used to. Its just fun. The main goal for the Schneider rink going into the season was to win Junior provincials.
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to the skin. The goal for Robinson and Fischl was to design a product that was all natural, that was safe and that actually worked. We searched for a natural antibacterial and found silver. We found that nobody was really doing it in a product like that and really there were barely any products out there that [used] silver, Robinson said. While researching for the assignment, Robinson and Fischl came across a company working at Pohang University of Science and Technology in Pohang, South
Korea that was developing silver for commercial use as an antibacterial. At the time, the company had worked on a small line of personal care products that included facial soap, makeup remover and antibacterial mascara. This technology uses a specic amount of silver nanoparticles of a particular size and creates a solution that stops the particles from settling out or sticking to the sides of the container. It does this all without using any chemicals. Fischl and Robinson made a deal with the South Korean com-
pany that allows the two businesses to work together exclusively for ve years. Shutout went on to patent the silver process as SilverSync+ Technology. The young entrepreneurs came back to the U of S to test their rst line of products, which included body wash, athletic equipment spray and laundry detergent. The Canadian Light Source confirmed that silver is both in the products and properly distributed throughout the solutions. Currently Robinson is work-
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Playoff roundup
Cougars teams shine in playoff action
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sports editor Womens basketball
Already earning the title of the University of Reginas most successful team this season, the womens basketball team took home the Canada West Championship last weekend after beating the defending champions, the Calgary Dinos, 53-37. The road to the Canada West gold medal game was relatively smooth for the Cougars this year, who registered back-to-back wins against Victoria in the Canada West Quarternals and took out Fraser Valley 84-77 in the semi-nals before their showdown with the Dinos in the championship game, something that the highly touted team missed out on last season. While sporting a 19-3 record throughout 2012-13, despite the impressive statistics, many Cougars fans were shocked at the amount of losses the team had this season considering they went undefeated throughout 2011-12. However, with the undefeated record came a lot of pressure, which ultimately got the best of the Cougars last year, something that they have so far been able to avoid in 2013. The Cougars will have one week off to prepare for the CIS
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Championships, which will be hosted at the University of Reginas Centre for Kinesiology, Health and Sport from March 1517.
After making the playoffs for the rst time since 2008-09, the mens hockey team could very well win the award for most improved campus squad this year. The Cougars had a complete turnaround since last season, where they had a mere ve wins in a 28 game season, led by a coach on the last leg of his contract. Compare that to the teams performance this year, led under the direction of rookie head coach Todd Johnson, the team registered 13 conference wins, had multiple players set new career highs, and an appearance in the post season. Despite their drastic improvements, the Cougars were eliminated in the Canada West quarternals after suffering backto-back losses at the hands of the Manitoba Bison. Although the team will lose both skill and leadership with the graduation of Russ Nielsen, they will surely be playoff contenders again next season. Womens hockey Similar to the men, the womens hockey team also experienced a
drastic turnaround this year, which was highlighted by a new school record, a second place nish and a playoff appearance. With their 18 conference wins this season, not only did the Cougars better their previous season by 11 wins, they also set a new school record for most conference wins in a single season. After earning a second-place nish in the Canada West regular season standings, the Cougars were awarded a rst round playoff bye for their efforts and had a well-deserved break before taking on the UBC Thunderbirds at home in semi-final action. T h e Cougars took game one by a narrow 2-1 margin on Friday, only to lose a marathon 94 minute game the next night. The game went to triple overtime and will go down as the second longest game in Canada West history. The team was clearly exhausted in their third game of the series which was played just 12 hours later, and the Cougars had no gas left in the tank and dropped game three 7-1. The Cougars will lose four core fth-year players to graduation this season as Gina Campbell, Hilary Lerat, Paige Wheeler, and Rianne Wight have all played their nal games in Cougars uniforms. Wrestling While neither the womens or the
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mens team were able to secure team titles this year, the Cougars roster did post individual champions. The men were unable to capture the Canada West team title for the third year in a row, but did receive a bronze medal for their efforts. The womens team also nished third in Canada West, an improvement on their fth-place nish last season. The meet was highlighted with rst place performances by fifth-year Steve Schneider, who took home his fourth consecutive gold medal, fourth-year Lisa McKibben, who earned her second Canada West title and rookie Golden Musonza, who collected gold at his first Canada West championships. McKibben was able to replicate her strong performance at the CIS championships last weekend to earn her rst CIS gold, while Schneider who had dedicated all of his matches to his father on his birthday also nished at the top of the podium for the second time in his career. Track and Field The track and field team had home advantage at the Canada West championships on Feb. 22, and their familiarity with the course was obvious. The women placed fifth and the men finished second in the
team standings thanks to a double-gold medal performance from third-year jumper Lex Ewen and single gold medal performances from fourth-year Jeremy Eckert in high jump, third-year Matt Johnson in the 1500 metre and fifth-year Kelly Wiebe in the 3000m obviously. In addition to the countless Cougars who took home medals, three members were also recognized by Canada West for receiving major conference honors. Wiebe brought home the award for Outstanding Male Performance at the meet, secondyear Ian McLellan was recognized for the Male Student-Athlete and Community Service award, and Ewen also earned the award for Male Field Athlete of the Year. Ewen then went on to pull a Kanye during his infamous acceptance speech, reiterating that Beyonce had one of the best videos of all times before walking off the stage. The track and eld team will be the only Cougars team in action this weekend as the team travels to Edmonton for the CIS championships.
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Maybe Karlsson should try putting weight on his torn Achilles again. should never leave their feet when going for a hit, but people are only saying that he deliberately did it because of the reputation that precedes him. For years, Cooke has been a shit disturber in the NHL, playing pranks on teammates, going into visiting teams locker rooms to mess with equipment and allowing his small children to skip school to watch daddy play. If it was any other member of the Pittsburgh Penguins team that was in this scufe, it would have been touted as what it rightfully was: an accident. And another thing, people are claiming that if Karlsson was wearing a certain type of socks, that it would have helped. This is just idiotic. Its right up there with people telling you to always be sure to wear shoes when youre chopping wood. Im not sure if those people have realized that a shoe has no chance when battling an axe, just as a sock would not do much to protect against an incredibly sharp blade. The NHL season wouldnt be complete without some concussion controversy. Cookes teammate, Evgeni Malkin, proved once again that concussions are indeed contagious. The ugliest player in the league was recently bitten by the concussion bug and has been forced to take a back seat for at least three games, which hardly compares to Sidney Crosbys 60 games missed due to a concus-
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Rams Vs. SFU. Should be a good game. du sport tudiant du Qubec, and Canada West conferences would be absorbed into one new superleague. But, MacPherson was skeptical of the idea. We have a very, very broad geographic land mass that we have to cover in Canada. I just dont see the nancial feasibility of that happening, but it is provocative dialogue, he said. One of the major points of the interview was insight into the workings of the CIS recruitment and eligibility rules, and the lack of a compliance ofce. The league boss explained how the CIS operates on an honour system and that there have been minimal problems thus far. Eligibility talks didnt stop there; the CIS is discussing elongating the eligibility for studentathletes. The CIS allows students five years of eligibility in seven years after leaving high school, but this could be increased to seven or eight years per MacPhersons comments.
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Oh, didnt you know? Theyre playing in the NFL now than any American player, male or female. 1. Danica Patrick
3. Hayley Wickenheiser
While many people, myself included, may not agree with Wickenheisers current decision to play hockey at the University level, theres a very good reason Shes widely refor that logic. garded as the best female hockey player to ever play the game, and probably ranks among the best to ever play the game period. In four appearances at the Winter Olympics, Wickenheiser has picked up three gold medals and one silver. She also lays claim to the bragging rights of being the rst female hockey player (goalies excluded) to play in a professional mens league. Not content with being utterly dominant on the ice, Wickenheiser also played for Canadas national softball team at the 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney, Australia, where she led the team in batting average. Because not being a dual Olympian is for chumps. 2. Venus and Serena Williams
Christine Sincy Sinclair probably earned her spot on this list ten times over in 2012 alone. After 13 years on Canadas national womens soccer team she led them to Olympic bronze this past summer, and was awarded the Lou Marsh Trophy as Canadas athlete of the year. Her ass-kicking performance at the Olympics is already being credited with growing the sport of soccer in Canada, something the game has been in dire need of in the great white north for years. No mention of womens soccer would be complete, however, without mentioning American superstar Mia Hamm, who has scored more goals in her career
Where to even start with these two? To be honest, Im not even sure how much theyve done in terms of breaking down gender barriers, but they are simply too ridiculously good to not mention on a list of dominant female athletes. Venus (seven Grand Slam titles) and Serena (15) have pretty much owned womens tennis for a decade-and-a-half, each having collected four Olympic gold medals and countless other titles along the way. If you want to talk about equality, the sisters have also allegedly faced a fair amount of racism over the years, but that doesnt really surprise me tennis strikes me as the kind of sport that rich, white country-club types would hate getting their asses beat at. Also, one of them is named Venus, and thats pretty badass in itself in my books.
It could very well be that the timeline of Danica Patricks recent NASCAR success has awarded her the top spot on this very prestigious list, but Ive got a different theory informing my (totally scientic) method of ranking. On Feb. 24, Patrick became the rst female driver in NASCAR history to lead a green ag lap at the Daytona 500 after winning the pole position with a qualifying time of 45.817 seconds. With her eighth-place nish at the Daytona, she became the highest-placing female driver in the races 55-year history. But what strikes me most about Patrick isnt just the fact that shes a female driver, its the very sport that shes excelling at. Not to generalize, but I have a feeling there are more than a few NASCAR fans who couldnt even spell the word equality, let alone appreciate its importance in modern society. To push the boundaries of what true equality can and should be for our future generations, weve got to demand more from ourselves in all aspects of life. No half-assing it, and no compromises. Only by getting into the socalled dirty areas of social inequality can we begin to really clean up the mess. A woman driving NASCAR, like a woman punching another woman in the face, isnt going to reverse all of societys unsavoury shortcomings overnight, but you cant go anywhere without taking that first step. Or in this case, throwing that rst punch.
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Icicle of doom
The giant icicle in Saskatoon is more than just an icicle its a harbinger of doom. I was initially unimpressed with the giant icicle. Sure, it was a strange and interesting sight, but it was frozen water in the middle of a Saskatchewan winter. Not something terribly unusual. The Twitter account I discounted as the work of comedic hooligans, the mesmerisation experienced by the national media I wrote off as the result of slow news days and limited knowledge of Saskatchewan winter. I did not know the full extent to which the giant icicle was a force unto itself until they cut it down ... and it came back. Even as the Saskatoon re department cut it down on the west side of the city, it re-emerged on the east side with greater strength. In fact, more than one incarnation of the giant icicle has appeared in Saskatoon, clinging to the side of apartment buildings, consuming light fixtures and power lines, and hanging ominously over the residents of the city and the province. This is the stuff of myths and legends. This is a warning to us all. Of course, coverage of this event has been with quiet awe and mystery. Attempts by Global News to contact the property management company where the second coming of the icicle is occurring were met with lawyers letters warning about drawing too much attention to the icicle, lest interested citizens approach the vengeful ice-being out of curiosity and are struck by falling ice or slip and fall. As always in Saskatchewan, dealing with the issue headon is way more difficult and uncomfortable than ignoring it indefinitely until it goes away.
But I for one must know what the mystical icicle means, and why it has come to Saskatchewan. Perhaps it is trying to draw attention to the tendency of landlords in Saskatchewan to ignore maintenance on their properties until it reaches such a point that demolition is the only option. Knowing of the destruction of downtown apartments in Regina, the icicle has arisen to stand as a representation of the unstoppable forces of greed that drive development in Saskatchewan. Maybe its here as the physical incarnation of the trend towards allowing apartments to be converted to condos by property owners simply to rent them out at higher prices, or the increasing disappearance of affordable rental units while giant houses and condos are slapped up on the edge of the city well out of the price range of many residents. Perhaps it has even come to stand in as the immovable force that can impose a sudden and unexpected 77 per cent rent increase that some Regina residents are expecting soon, an increase that will force them out of their homes because foolish civic policy allowed a ridiculous ination of the market rate for rental housing in both cities. Whatever the reason for its coming, the icicle has generated discussion and interest, and the issues it might raise warrant some serious discussion. Unfortunately, much like this mythical icicle I suspect meaningful discussion of tenancy in Saskatchewan will melt away with the approach of summer. And any action to x the problem in the future will, like the puddle left behind, dry up fairly quickly.
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Chameleon journalism
As journalists, were taught to strive for objectivity. When you step into the job, you dont have a religion, or a family history, or hobbies, you only have eyes and ears for your subject. This goal is bullshit. You cant get rid of your biases, no matter how hard you try. You can change your biases, they can and do evolve with education, but youll always have them. And yes, they do stand in the way of telling honest stories, and often can stand in the way of making a connection and establishing rapport with others. I learned recently just how powerful my own biases were in preventing me from being a good journalist. I spent a week living with and reporting on a group of Canadian military reservists, basically living in a tent with a group of guys who already didnt really want me there because of my little tape recorder and notebook. I didnt have to say anything for them to get a sense of who I was a left-wing, university educated feminist with thick framed glasses and a hard on for skim soy lattes. Theyre the guys who played sports in high school and called me weird. Thats the relationship I walked into anyway. A relationship like that doesnt go anywhere past the initial awkward glances, and let me tell you, its hard to write a story on awkward glances. I knew I had to get over it if I was going to tell these guys stories. They like things like poop jokes and Family Guy and chewing tobacco. If I were in a group of my own peers, we wouldnt laugh at this stuff. Id go on some ramble in the Carillon about how dirty humour shows a societal lack of respect for women, minorities, whatever. And the guys would shirk away from me, because nobody wants to be judged. So yeah, I laughed at shit jokes. And I talked about getting super drunk. Basically I went back to grade 10, and while youre probably rolling your eyes and calling me a sell out, I have one defence: You dont gain trust by believing you stand above others. If we live in a world where we choose judgement instead of getting over ourselves, we make walls and barriers and if youre a journalist, trying to stand outside of the circle because its rst off, not who you are, and secondly, not objective behaviour is stupid. Its worse than bringing your own biases. If I didnt laugh at their jokes because thats not objective, theyd shut up, wondering if I am judging them, or making notes about them like animals in a zoo. If its a zoo you think youre observing when you step outside of your comfort zones as a journalist, you wont get the story until you throw the notepad away and jump over the fence.
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National embarrassment
NDP government with enough political capital to achieve constitutional reform. That being said, the Senate must be changed, and it doesnt matter if it is reform or abolition in its current state it is simply expenditure. The Senate offers no value to Canada and Canadians, except perhaps the sale of newspapers. It is a pasture, where Prime Ministers put people out to graze. What ambition do these people have? It cant possibly serve to pad a resume, since most are quite old. Also, as a Senator, they hardly influence the Canadian political landscape, except perhaps by potentially striking their own death knell. What sort of ambition does Patrick Brazeau have if he wants to spend his whole life in the Senate, a job that he hardly shows up to anyway? Apart from Brazeau, others inhabit this pasture as well. Currently in the news is Mike Duffy who said that he made mistakes in filling out the residency forms, claiming that the rules are unclear. This gives rise to many questions such as how has he gotten this far in life? How hard could filling out this form be, and why have so many before him succeeded with these forms where he has failed? Or perhaps he thought he lled it out correctly, until he was proven otherwise, and now is more than happy to pay back the money and consequently keeping his job. This raises the next point, what compels Senators to try and take more? They already hardly work, and get paid extremely well for it. The one claim that the Senate makes in its defense is that it is the house of sobersecond thought? Brazeau almost invalidates this himself, but Duffy adds to the hilarity of the statement. Its imperative that the Senate be transformed, and the sooner the better. Thankfully, the Senate has made new rules, saying that Senators will need to present a drivers license and a health card among other documentation, which will hopefully be an easily achievable task. Yet, the Senate will be around for a while, and if the opportunity presents itself for Stephen Harper to make another appointment to the Senate, a potential candidature is Tom Flanagan. He has a breadth of experience in Canadian politics and is probably doing some job-searching right now. By having the Senate, it creates a situation where negligent behaviour is possible. Dont take this wrong, there is corruption at every level of politics, but none of it is similar to the Senate, because of the simple fact that Senators arent elected theyre appointed. The Senate in its current form is an anachronism, a relic of a bygone era, and should nally be conned to the past.
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The Upper House has sunk to new lows. The last few weeks of Canadian politics have been increasingly more interesting, and the pinnacle of that interest is the Senate, which has lately come under re. The Senate has made headlines because of either now-Independent Patrick Brazeaus behaviour, or the questionable expenses and residencies of the other senators, an issue which also includes Brazeau. The Senate is at a critical juncture in its existence, with increasingly negative cover-
age and stronger movements for abolition. Thomas Mulcair, when he came to the University of Regina last semester, promised that in the next NDP platform, the Senate would have its head on the chopping block. This does create a problem though, because as he admitted himself, its a constitutional issue, and the last two times the constitution was opened, it didnt work out very well for anybody. The logistics of this are also far-fetched, as it assumes a majority
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dents unions credibility and would become a detriment to the political party that you are abusing your authority for. Just use common sense. Next, put the welfare of the organization and students at the U of R rst. You wanted this job to advocate for students. And while it is true that working at URSU does provide a good training grounds to
work in politics, administration groups and other nonprot organizations, it is not your rst priority. Your rst priority is to advocate for students in a respectable, civilized and professional manner. If you disagree with a board member, co-executive or a constituent, arrange a meeting (preferably where both parties are comfortable) and discuss the issue until an amicable solu-
I hope those running for an URSU position want to advocate for students and love the challenge of making the U of R campus a better place.
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over since they thought I was missing. The police found me wearing an adult diaper, re-watching Community and laughing like a maniac. The toll that Netix has on the individual is staggering; hygiene and health are completely foregone for the sheer pleasure of watching episode after episode of thrilling television. One unforeseen side effect of the Netix Zombie situation is that the economy in Canada is failing under the strain of subpar employee performances. Employees are ei-
ther in a Zombie state due to Netix induced sleep deprivation or they miss work altogether. Analysts report that the recent dismal performances from Blackberry maker Research in Motion was due to 75 per cent of their workforce being addicted to Netix. Now all of their subpar products make complete sense. The Canadian mobile phone company has agreed to send those of their employees who are addicted to Netix to the NCNA and the company is expected to make a
full recovery. For Hawthorne, his life is again bright, he is now free of Netix addiction, and has also found work as a rehab counsellor at the NCNA. He encourages everyone to cancel their Netix subscription after they have finished watching season three of Community and all of Arrested Development.
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