n order to moe with conidence in the world, a man must hae a wardrobe that suits him and his style o liing. It is a task that requires a nuanced understanding o both ashion and onesel ,two areas o inquiry many men are prone to ignore,.`
1hat`s an Oscar \ilde-ish way o saying men are clueless when it comes to dressing up. And I plead guilty. lor three years, my girlriend has been doggedly pursuing her boyriend project` in an unsuccessul attempt to gie me a makeoer ,we`re still in the basic hygiene stage, and so ar there`s been slow but steady progress,. She describes my ashion style as sloppy`. My wardrobe, I admit, is ten years old. Maybe more. My boss has reminded me more than once to look more presentable, i not respectable. But abb, the priilege o working in the media industry: one is expected to dress up casually.
1here are serious problems that a man aces about dressing well. One is the weather. \ou can`t be too ashionable in this sweltering heat. 1wo, you just can`t be too ashionable, i you catch my drit. But then again, how you dress up does hae an eect on people.
In my interiews o working men in the industry, I hae come across some smart dressers who do exude conidence and accomplishment. And so I concede deeat. Dressing well does hae its merits. Now, how does one get to dress up well without looking like a boring suit ,a derogatory term nowadays, 1here must be someone I can emulate - a ormer ashion ictim turned makeoer success.
Call it /i.vet. I chanced upon a sidebar article on People magazine called lrom Dud to Stud`, and I thought, 1hat`s me!` ,well, at least the dud part,. 1he main subject is George Clooney, Sexiest Man Alie or 199. People magazine described him as haing a dopey smile and hair to spare` early in his acting career but now makes us swoon with his grown-up style.`
I eer there`s a lollywood actor a guy won`t be embarrassed to emulate, it`s George Clooney: a cool, suae, legendary bachelor. lorget pretty boys like 1om Cruise and Brad Pitt or beecakes like Sylester Stallone and Ah-nuld Schwarzenegger. Real men tip their hats o to the likes o lrank Sinatra, Paul Newman, Stee McQueen, and Marlon Brando ,that is, eart, Marlon Brando,. 1hey`re a bit rough on the edges, they don`t talk too much, and they get the ladies - the epitome o cool.
Now, how does one become like George One can start with GQ and Lsquire, o course, but there`s got to be a single, conenient guide out there. And so, I dropped by Powerbooks and - hallelujah! - ound exactly what I needed. A coee table book called Men's Wardrobe rom the Chic Simple series o guides created by Je Stone and Kim Johnson Gross. Chic Simple is a primer or liing well but sensibly. It`s or those who beliee that quality o lie comes not in accumulating tings but in paring down to the essentials.` \ou should get one.
It`s a great guide or the working man who`s been conditioned to dress plainly I and unimaginatiely. lor one, it coers just about eery aspect o dressing up and looking smart or guys, rom socks to shirts, rom suits to shoes, rom shaing to smoking. 1here are ie sections: lirst 1hings, or starting your day, \ork Lie, or oice attire, Leryday Lie, or casual dressing, Outdoor Lie, or sports and recreation, and Night Lie, or shaking your booty.
Second, it sets a sound philosophy. 1ake these nuggets: Building a wardrobe is a lietime pursuit, a journey rather than a destination.`
\hateer you do, there are certain wardrobe basics that orm a oundation upon which to build. Once you hae a solid collection o such timeless essentials, you can begin to experiment in the wider world o personal style.`
1he clothes you should inest in are the ones that suit your lie style and carry you through the myriad demands o your workday-and do not seem out o date within a year or two or een three o making a purchase.`
Inesting in classics will pay o in the long run.`
1hen, it gies solid, practical adice. Some examples: 1he heart o a man`s wardrobe remains the suit. \our irst suit should be as timeless and classic and perectly itted as your wallet will allow. And it should probably be blue, although gray is okay, too. 1he nay suit is the cornerstone o a man`s wardrobe.`
Limit yoursel to two patterns and textures in any outit ,three is possible i you hae impeccable taste, - or example, a nailhead gray suit, striped tie, and solid colored shirt. 1ry to aoid wearing patterns that are too similar. \hen mixing patterns, there should be a change in scale.`
I you were trying to pare down your wardrobe to the absolute minimum, the two essential trousers would be gray lannels and khakis.`
Color harmony inoles combining dierent shades o the same color. 1he harmonizing impulse is ery strong, and most men tend to dress in this manner. Choosing hues that contrast can also make or eectie combinations. 1he choices are limitless, but a degree o sophistication is required. In general, choose shirt colors that are lighter than the suit. Close matching o shirt color to suit eokes a Cosa Nostra underling and should be resered or o hours.`
Next to white, blue is the most ersatile color in the masculine shirt wardrobe. Blue also goes with just about eerything and suits all complexions and hair shades.`
\ithin a gentleman`s wardrobe, the sport jackets multiply the separate pants-and- jacket combinations that can be made, thus giing new lie to other garments. Since sport jackets hae personality, they gie your wardrobe lair. In general, i the sport jacket has a pattern, choose a solid color pants. I the jacket is solid, you can be more imaginatie in your choice o trousers. It also makes sense to pair light jackets with dark trousers and ice ersa.`
Learning already 1here`s a lot more. 1he authors een gie you plenty o short, interesting historical anecdotes o the origin o a particular style or abric. And it`s literally Men`s lashion 101. Did you know that there are six masculine scents: citrus, wood, loral, leather, spice, and tobacco ,Although I`m not so sure about loral.,
1here are two major choices in suit construction: the traditional constructed` look and the newer sot` style. Suit architecture can be two-button, three button, double-breasted, or three-piece. Suit wardrobe can include gray nailhead in worsted wool, nay blue chalk stripe, mini-hounds tooth check in sot brown, pinstripe suit, black-and-white Glen plaid wool suit, and rich brown herringbone wool-and-mohair three-button model. Lost already
1hen there are tailored abrics such as crepe, lannel, sharkskin, tweed, and twill. And tailored patterns like bird`s eye, chalk`s stripe, Glen plaid, lerringbone, nailhead, and windowpane.
lor summer wardrobe abrics, there`s linen, poplin, rayon, seersucker, and tropical worsted. lor trousers, there`s caalry twill, corduroy, lannel, gabardine, moleskin, and tweed.
Bet you didn`t know that.
Lastly, the authors hae a great sense o humor, so it`s a great book to keep. 1o wit:
Remember, you`re making the entrance, not your cologne.`
An oerly aggressie watch hints at the grasping intensity o a Daid Mamet character. Similarly, a thin, skimpy watch pegs you as eete, a pushoer. Instead, go or the classic. Rugged construction. Reined shapes. Stainless steel. Sweep hands. Numerals. llexible band or comort.`
One o the great unchallenged laws o masculine attire is that a glimpse o hairy leg aboe the stocking is shocking.`
1he issue o comort notwithstanding, most men need more than a couple o pairs o Air Jordans to meet the challenges o lie.`
Len i you think pajamas are square, you could still use a good robe or two. 1here is something a trile corny about donning pajamas ater a romantic liaison and something sexy about putting on a beautiul robe.`
Creatie types wear jeans with blazers or a crewneck sweater een to important business meetings. Unless you are a partner in Dreamworks, howeer, you probably should not.`
Curiously, the degree to which a man has lost his igure seems inersely proportional to the size o the swimwear he chooses to put on. Men o sagging aoirdupois seem inariably to go or the spandex-brie style o bathing costume, which exposes yards and yards o unruly lesh and speciically encourages the belly to droop massiely oer the bikini waistline. 1wenty-year-old oarsmen and body-builder studs, on the other hand, typically wear baggy, discolored, throwaway shorts just to show eeryone else on the beach that they are nonchalant.`
Like impeccable manners, appropriate dress will be quietly respected by anyone you step out with, unless you`re dating Courtney Loe.`
\hile the words black tie` engraed on the bottom o an initation can strike terror in the hearts o some, there is absolutely no cause or alarm. Black tie is your riend, not your enemy.`
Now, publicly, the cigar has become a widely abused, somewhat noxious yuppie power accessory, a walking lreudian slip. At parties, cigars can be intrusie and silly.`
So is this book enough to make me look like George It`s a good start to learn the essentials. But it`s a big jump rom clueless to Clooney. Since an editor`s salary can only go so ar ,I`m sure George can aord his own personal stylist and blow the equialent o my entire year`s salary on clothes,, let me take this one step at a time. Or maybe, I should just crop my hair and stop shaing or a couple o days. 1hat might work.