THE SNAKE PIT "Pilot"

By Nick Schrang

291 Ridgetrail ct. Chesterfield, MO 63017 (314) 623-8765 nickschrang@gmail.com Registered WGAw

TEASER EXT. SCHOOL BUILDING MAIN ENTRANCE - MORNING Open on ANDY, your average high school junior, siting on a bench outside of school. BLAKE, a senior who evidently spends too much time in front of the mirror, sits beside him. Both sit in silence, until Andy sighs suddenly. BLAKE (LAZILY SYMPATHIZING) What? ANDY Dont see it? Blake looks around with exaggerated strain. BLAKE Did they steal the front door again? ANDY No, they suspended those guys. Blake leans back. ANDY (CONTD) (ANNOYED) Oh, great. BLAKE Hmm? Andy points off in the distance. They see a couple viciously making out a short distance away.

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BLAKE (CONTD) What about it? ANDY How come I dont get that? BLAKE What? Laura? ANDY No. BLAKE ... Jim? ANDY No, dick. A girlfriend BLAKE Oh. (BACK TO PHONE) Go do it then. ANDY You know I expect you to be a little more concerned. BLAKE Why? Its not my fault you cant get laid. ANDY Who said anything about sex? Blake looks at Andy with doubt. ANDY (CONTD) Im not opposed to it. But its not likely any girl would anyway.

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BLAKE Sack up dude, its the only way a girl will find you interesting. ANDY You dont think Ive tried? BLAKE You wouldn't be whining like a bitch if you have. (ARROGANTLY) Tell me one time youve asked a girl out. ANDY There was that one-BLAKE And not over the internet. ANDY Uh... Andy continues to think for a moment. BLAKE How do you expect to get a girl like that? ANDY I dont know. Theres not so much pressure. BLAKE Internets a bad idea, dude. One day youre chatting with a cute chick. The next day you meet in the locker room and its Penn State all over again.

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Andy is dejected. BLAKE (CONTD) Do you think I got where I am today through a computer? I went out and met girls, even if it meant being an asshole. ANDY As much as I would love be an asshole, the internet does have a lot of good advice. You yourself might find something usefu-Andy is silenced by the appearance of JESSICA, an attractive, scantily clad senior. Jessica walks to Blake. JESSICA (to Blake) (SEDUCTIVELY) Hey. She glides behind Blake, reaches out her arm, guiding her hand across his shoulders. Blake turns his head and whispers something to her. As she leaves, she sends Andy a lustful glance. Blake places his arms along the back of the bench. BLAKE What about the internet? ANDY (BEWILDERED) How? BLAKE What did I just say? You gotta grow a pair.

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Andy is still eyeing Jessica. ANDY Bullcrap, theres more to it than that. There is no way pure bravery would get a girl as hot as Jessica. BLAKE I perfected a strategy over the years that has yet to fail. When your time comes, youll figure one out too. Andy nods for a moment. ANDY Teach me... BLAKE No way, youre just going to have to learn like I did; countless rejection and endless ball-busting. Blake gets up and starts to leave. Andy stands as Blake walks away. ANDY Ive never had a girlfriend, Blake... Blake stops dead in his tracks and turns. BLAKE What? ANDY The closest thing Ive had to a relationship was with that girl who got arrested for human trafficking.

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Blake thinks for a moment, sighs, and walks over to Andy. BLAKE Alright. But Im only doing this so you dont get Sanduskyd or sold into slavery... And, also since youre my friend. Andy is relieved. BLAKE (CONTD) But, ask yourself this. Are you ready to go through some of the most rigorous training you have ever attempted in your life? ANDY Yes I am. BLAKE Good, then I will teach you my ways. Blake puts his hands on Andys shoulders. BLAKE (CONTD) And you will become great.

MAIN TITLES

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ACT ONE

INT. BLAKES BEDROOM - AFTER SCHOOL Andy and Blake are in Blakes bedroom. His bedroom is larger and fancier than the typical teenagers, as his family is quite wealthy. Andy anxiously sits in a computer chair as Blake paces back and forth in front of him. BLAKE To start off, tell me what women look for in a guy. ANDY Well, I feel girls look for a gentleman more than anything. Blake plops down on his bed. BLAKE And how has that worked out so far? ANDY Is the insulting really necessary? BLAKE If Im going to pass down my knowledge, youre going to have to respect my teaching methods. ANDY (CALMED) Alright. BLAKE Good, then shut the fuck up. Andy gives a thumbs up in acknowledgement.

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BLAKE (CONTD) The thing you are going to need to understand is that women, especially in high school, arent looking for the nicest guy in the world, they save that for when they get gross and lonely. But now, they want someone they can depend on. Someone to take charge. ANDY Im pretty sure when I was chatting up girls, even over the internet, I was being pretty assertive. Blake fails to hold back a laugh. ANDY (CONTD) What? BLAKE Singlematch.com? ANDY Oh damn. BLAKE First pedophiles and pimps, now cougars? Youre on a hot-streak, aren't you? Andy is red with embarrassment. Blake goes to his dresser and grabs paper/pen.

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BLAKE (CONTD) Here, creepy bastard. Blake throws Andy the paper/pen. Blake then pulls his phone out as he searches for something on it. BLAKE (CONTD) Do you know Katie Brooks? Always wore those stupid undershirts. ANDY Oh yeah... BLAKE Got her in bed within a week. ANDY No way. She was hot, but shes also smart enough to know when shes getting played. Blake tosses the phone to Andy. BLAKE Is she? Andy looks at Blakes phone. The phone displays a nude picture of Katie taken by Blake. ANDY Huh, didnt think she was into piercings. Andy stares at the phone for a few moments. Blake snaps for Andys attention.

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BLAKE Hey, focus. Which brings me to my next lesson: never fall prey to bodily distractions. Women show unnecessary amounts of skin to divert us from our goal. ANDY (WRITING) Makes sense... BLAKE Go to the next picture. Andy swipes his finger across the phone. Another nude picture is shown, but Andy is focused. ANDY Jessica? BLAKE ... 14 hours ANDY ... These girls do know youve had sex with them, right? BLAKE You would be surprised what a girl will do for a few kind words. ANDY You lie to women just to sleep with them?

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BLAKE Thats the game, Andy. The only way youll sleep with a girl as hot as Jessica is to play it. Andy nods in contemplation. BLAKE (CONTD) I figure the only way youll be able to work the magic is to practice. So lets do some role play. Andy and Blake stand and position themselves facing one another. BLAKE (CONTD) I want you to start the conversation as you would in a normal situation. ANDY OK. Uh, Hi... Blake quickly throws his arm and slaps Andy across the face. Andy holds his cheek. ANDY (CONTD) Ahh! What was that? BLAKE That was terrible! ANDY How!? I just said hi! BLAKE You can do better than hi. Hi is what regular jerkoffs say when they dont give a shit!

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ANDY Alright, alright. One more time. Andy resets himself. ANDY (CONTD) Whats up? Andy flinches upon finishing his sentence. BLAKE Im not gonna hit you every time, that was better... Andy smiles. Blake lays another whack on Andys face in the same area. ANDY Fuck bro! BLAKE Always be prepared for the unexpected. A girl can change her outlook of you like (SNAPS) that. ANDY (SIGHS) Got it... Andy collects himself again for another round. BLAKE Alright, lets keep going.

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INT. SCHOOL COMMONS - MORNING Andy and Blake enter the schools commons. The commons, however, are fairly empty at this time. Andy has a bandage on his cheek. BLAKE Im just sayin, if I had the chance to bang two chicks my first time, I would. ANDY Wouldnt you worry about finishing too fast? BLAKE Nah, the story itself would be good enough. Besides, Id probably be hammered, so I wouldnt remember much anyway. Blake throws his arm across Andys chest. BLAKE (CONTD) Check it out. A CUTE GIRL stands alone across the commons. BLAKE (CONTD) Heres your chance. ANDY (NERVOUS) I dont know, I think I need more practice. BLAKE Do you want stitches in your face? Blake cocks back his arm for a slap.

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Andy flinches away. ANDY Alright, Im going. Andy shuffles over to the girl. BLAKE Chicks dig bandages. Blake watches as MORGAN marches up to him. She is a very athletic, energetic junior. She dresses for comfort, but to impress as well. MORGAN Sup, douchebag? BLAKE Andys trying to get some ass. MORGAN Bit of a change of pace for him. In the background, two SKETCHY STUDENTS are conversing. BLAKE Well, I did teach him, hes on his way to glory. MORGAN Ah. Did you show him how to physically rip a girls heart out too? BLAKE Dont get on your period, he isnt hurting anybody.

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MORGAN How can you say that? Youre telling him to ignore womens feelings just to get in their pants. One of the students pulls out some money. BLAKE And you dont think girls do the same? Ive seen plenty of guys who sleep with beautiful women, just to have them left in the dirt. MORGAN Please, thats nothing compared to men. BLAKE Shut up, here he comes. Andy walks back to Blake and Morgan with disappointment. BLAKE (CONTD) Hey stud, howd it go? ANDY Not so good. The student gives the money to the other, with the other handing them a small bag of contraband. BLAKE Well, did you do what I said? ANDY I froze. Told you I need more time. BLAKE Dammit... We'll try again later.

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MORGAN (to Andy) You dont honestly think that treating women like this works? The student with the money counts the bills, then becomes furious at the other. ANDY Ive been too careful in the past, Morgan. My time here is limited, so I can afford to screw-up. BLAKE Thats the spirit! The furious student throws the bills at the other. MORGAN Just be careful, I dont want to see you do something stupid. Youre too good of a guy to stoop to that level. Morgan exits. BLAKE Come on, (WALKING) lets review. ANDY Do you think Morgans right? BLAKE No dude, just stay focused. Now, your next lesson is understanding the importance of stables. The furious student throws the other in a trash can.

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INT. CLASSROOM - LATER Andy sits in a desk before class starts. A classmate, GARY, enters and sits next to him. Gary knows a lot about current rumors and is a weasel among the students. GARY Hey, heard what Blakes doin for ya. ANDY How? GARY Hes gushing about it to everyone, callin you his protege. ANDY Figures. GARY Id be careful if I were you though. Blakes the kind of guy who can screw you over. ANDY Relax, I wouldnt do anything to put myself in harms way. Andy puts his bag on his desk and goes through it. GARY Suit yourself. The teacher, MR. JEDMAN, enters through the doorway and stops at the front of the class. He is in his mid 30s, displaying a no nonsense attitude. MR. JEDMAN Gary, what the hell did I tell you about harassing my students?

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Gary springs out of his desk and gathers his things. GARY I wasnt doin anything, I swear! MR. JEDMAN So snitching for money is nothing? You got five seconds to get your ass out of here before I throw it out the window! Gary squeaks his way through the desks toward the door. He turns before exiting. GARY Catch you later, Andy. Mr. Jedman snatches a ruler from his desk and cracks it in his hand, causing Gary to flee.

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INT. CAFETERIA (GROUPS TABLE) - LATER Andy, Blake, and Morgan enter the cafeteria during lunch, walking to their table. The cafeteria is littered with students, ranging from different races and social backgrounds. BLAKE Beautiful isnt it? Like an all-youcan-eat buffet. MORGAN Do you ever listen to yourself? BLAKE Dont listen to her, this is your time to shine. You got everything? Andy holds up a piece of paper, thoroughly written on. ANDY I think Im good. BLAKE Know you are, Andy, know you are. Now go, (PUSHING HIM TOWARD THE MASSES) make me proud. Andy struts out. MORGAN You know you just sent him on a suicide mission. BLAKE I know, but itll be worth it. INT. CAFETERIA - CONTINUOUS Andy is walking around searching for girls. He spots a very attractive girl, KARA, eating with her equally attractive friend, JEN.

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He walks up to them, peeking at his notes. ANDY Hey Kara, how are you? KARA Im fine. How about you? ANDY Pretty good. You look nice today. KARA Uh... thank you. Could you hold on a second? I just need to grab something really quick. Kara rises from her seat and walks away. ANDY OK... Jen stares at Andy. JEN Why did you talk to her and not me? ANDY Im sorry, I was just... JEN So youre saying that Kara is better than me? ANDY I wasnt saying anyth--

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JEN (MAKING A SCENE) I am just as pretty as Kara! But Im obviously not hot enough for you to bang! People are now looking. Andy is hiding his face and backing away from Jen. JEN (CONTD) Is that what you want! Some slut to Fuck with! Andy is fast-walking away, then to a run. JEN (CONTD) Where you going! Dont you want my number?! He continues his search and finds a black girl, SHANNEL, hanging with her other black friends by a set of stairs. ANDY Hi Shannel, how you doin today? SHANNEL Fine... How you doin? ANDY Good, good. I see you did your hair. Why is that? It looked fine the way it was. Shannel is sad, then breaks into tears as she scoots away with two friends. JASMINE goes up to Andy. JASMINE You didnt know she had a weave?

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ANDY What? Like for bald people? The other friends stand up angrily. DAN, one of the friends, walks up to Andy. DAN You better watch what you say, man. ANDY Sorry, I didnt mean anything by it. Im sure it takes a lot of courage to be here for someone like her. DAN Oh, hell no! ANDY (REALIZING WHAT HE SAID) Oh! Andy runs away. With his confidence drained, Andy spots an academic girl, SAM, reading a book while eating. Andy sulks over. ANDY (CONTD) Whats up Sam? SAM What do you want? ANDY Is there a problem? SAM I saw your little stunt earlier. If youre looking for a booty call, youre not going to find it here.

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Sam jolts from her seat, gathers her things, and exits. ANDY Son of a bitch... INT. CAFETERIA (GROUPS TABLE) - MOMENTS LATER Andy walks back to the groups table, depressed. BLAKE That bad, huh? Andy doesnt respond. BLAKE (CONTD) Dont worry dude, youll get it. But hey, look at the progress youve made so far! ANDY Youre an asshole. Andy grabs a brown lunch bag from his backpack. An extremely gorgeous girl, BRITTANY, glides over to the groups table. She is dressed to present a sexuality that any teenaged boy would be attracted to. BLAKE Hey babe, didnt see you there. Andy is more annoyed. BRITTANY Im actually here for Andy. Andy raises his head. BRITTANY (CONTD) How are you? ANDY (SHOCKED) Good...

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BRITTANY Awesome. I saw your moves around the lunch room. ANDY Oh... so youre here to chew me out? BRITTANY I think it takes a brave man to do something like that, someone who takes charge. Andy is petrified. Brittany hands Andy a slip of paper. BRITTANY (CONTD) Call me sometime. Brittany winks and floats away. A moment passes. MORGAN The hell? Andy stares at the slip of paper, frozen. BLAKE (to Andy) What did I tell you? That is how its done! (to Morgan) See? And you thought I was bullshiting. I am the master! MORGAN No, no girl would ever do that.

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BLAKE Then I guess I know women better than you do! MORGAN Im gonna get to the bottom of this. Morgan gets up and exits. ANDY I cant believe it worked. BLAKE I wouldnt lie to you, this stuff works. Now we just have to make sure youre ready when she puts out. ANDY Wait... What? BLAKE Trust me, the last thing you want with a girl like Brittany is to suck in bed. ANDY I think I can find that out for myself. BLAKE You also thought you could find your ideal soul-mate with a monthly payment.

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INT. GIRLS LOCKER ROOM - LATER Morgan is getting dressed out for P.E when she sees Brittany chatting with her friend, Leslie. Morgan eavesdrop on the conversation, peaking from behind a row of lockers. MORGAN (to self) Alright skank, what are you up to? LESLIE So, howd it go? BRITTANY Perfectly. I got him in the palm of my hand. BETH, who is doped out, stumbles to Morgan with a lit joint. BETH You wanna hit this? Morgan stares at Beth with bewilderment. MORGAN Are you retarded? BETH Bitch. Beth stumbles away, while Morgan redirects her attention to Brittany. BRITTANY Its almost too easy! This guy will do anything I say. LESLIE This seems a little extreme though.

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BRITTANY I dont have a choice. If I lose Jon, I lose my reputation. MORGAN (to self) Jon? LESLIE I guess. Youve gone this far. BRITTANY Thats right... Lets go. Brittany and the girl exit. Beth walks up to Morgan with the lit joint. BETH You sure? Morgan looks at her, then leaves quickly. Beth then stumbles to another student.

END OF ACT ONE

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ACT TWO

INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY - DAY Andy and Brittany walk hand in hand down the hallway. A lone male student crossing paths gives Andy a thumbs-up, to which Andy acknowledges. INT. CAFETERIA (GROUPS TABLE) - CONTINUOUS The new couple walks into the cafeteria, to which Brittany gives Andy a goodbye kiss. Andy struts to the table, where Blake and Morgan are sitting. MORGAN Theres something we need to talk about. ANDY Let me guess, you have a problem with my girlfriend? MORGAN Shes using you to make her ex jealous. She is not your girlfriend. ANDY Did you not see us kiss? She is all over me. Plus I could care less about her ex. MORGAN Girls like her give women a bad name. Shes the reason guys treat us like shit.

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BLAKE Dont give me that feminist crap. You just cant accept youre wrong. MORGAN Shut it, crotch mouth. (to Andy) Im telling you, break up with her. Shes planning on banging you just to keep status around here. ANDY What!? A moment passes. ANDY (CONTD) Awesome! Andy and Blake high five. MORGAN I cant believe you. Youre going to let her make a fool out of you just to prove a point? Blake interjects. BLAKE Partly, but you dont understand. Men have a need for the best. Not only for bragging rights, but achieving something highly fought over for. Simply put, Brittany is Andys trophy.

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MORGAN (to Andy) You dont think that do you? ANDY You make it seem worse that it is. Morgan is fuming with anger. ANDY (CONTD) So, whats Brittany got planned for me? MORGAN She said something about a bathroom during class. But-Blakes excitement interrupts Morgan. BLAKE Dude, youre gonna tap her at school! Andy is giddying with joy. ANDY Nice, a freak! Morgan is about to blow. ANDY (CONTD) Sorry, you were saying? MORGAN You know what, (STANDS) have fun. Morgan storms away. ANDY Whats her problem? BLAKE Bitches be trippin.

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ANDY I guess. Have you ever done it in the bathroom? BLAKE During or after school? ANDY (CHUCKLES) Youre crazy man. I gotta go though, Ill keep you updated. Andy gets up and exits. Blake watches Andy. BLAKE Almost there.

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INT. VP GATES OFFICE - DAY Blake enters the office. The office is lavish with fancy art strung across the wall, surrounding a large desk. VICE PRINCIPLE GATES sits at his desk. He is a scrawny man, but emits authority. GATES Blake, what brings you in today? BLAKE Business. Gates gestures hold on as he gets up from his chair to close the blinds on his windows. He lands back in his seat. GATES What is it? BLAKE I need the science hallway in the back of school next tuesday. GATES Another girl? BLAKE You always expect the worst from me. GATES I have to. Its a miracle youre still allowed to go here. BLAKE Im a saint compared to the other twisted bastards in this school. GATES (DOUBTFUL) Please.

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BLAKE Jeff Gold? Caught lurking in the girls locker room after basketball practice. GATES So, plenty of people do that. BLAKE The entire team quit that day! Gates is unmoved. BLAKE (CONTD) And what about Frank Vaughn? He made, like, six kids move out of the state because he bullied them so bad. Gates shrugs. BLAKE (CONTD) He hung kids up by their feet to the bathroom ceiling, you have to admit thats pretty fucked up. GATES Alright, youve made your point. Still, you need to be careful. One of these days youre going to get in a jam I cant get you out of. BLAKE Trust me, I dont mess up. Getting back to business. (GRABBING WALLET) The usual? Blake pulls a twenty dollar bill out of his wallet and places it on Gates desk.

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Gates looks at the bill, then back at Blake. Blake pulls another twenty and puts it on top of the other bill. Gates slides the bills under a stack of papers. GATES Go. Blake nods his head and exits, displaying an evil grin.

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INT. SCIENCE HALLWAY - DAY Blake waits outside of the bathroom in the science hallway. He checks his watch and looks down the corridor. Brittany glides over to him. BRITTANY Have you seen Andy? BLAKE Cant say I have, hes usually good about being on time. BRITTANY Being on time? BLAKE Uhh... Never mind that. How you doin? BRITTANY Im fine. Do you know where I can find him. BLAKE Dont know, he must be gone today. BRITTANY Dammit. BLAKE Something wrong? BRITTANY No, I just needed to see him. BLAKE Could I be of any help? Brittany thinks for a moment.

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BRITTANY Actually, you could. BLAKE Cool, so whats up? BRITTANY I dont know, just some problems with Andy that I needed to talk about. Brittany starts to tear up. BLAKE Dont worry... Im here for you. Blake goes in for a hug, Brittany holds on to him closely. BRITTANY Im looking for someone who can take care of me... Someone I can depend on. Andy makes me feel... So alone. BLAKE (SMILING) Bastard. BRITTANY But you... you make me feel safe. BLAKE Anything for you, babe. Brittany looks up at Blake, and the two share a kiss. At first sensual, then progressively more Fiery. Blake detaches himself from Brittanys lock. BLAKE (CONTD) Why dont we take this in here, we wouldn't want people to see us.

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BRITTANY Lets go. The two begin kissing again and barge through the bathroom door. INT. BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS Blake and Brittany are making out in full force in the middle of the bathroom. Blake slides his hand up Brittanys shirt to reach second base. The bathroom door creeks opens and slams. JON (O.S.) What the hell is this? JON, Brittanys ex boyfriend, stands by the door. He is a towering figure wearing sports apparel. He is severely pissed off. The couple freezes themselves. BLAKE Its not what it looks like. Blake realizes where his hand is and pulls it back, separating himself from her. JON Brittany, what are you doing with this douchebag? BRITTANY He takes care of me Jon, something you never did. JON Are you kidding? Everything I did meant nothing? Blake checks his phone.

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BRITTANY Thats right. I needed Blake to tend to my emotional needs. JON You really can pick em. BLAKE Hey, lets not turn this on me. BRITTANY & JON (to Blake) Shut up! Blake backs away. BRITTANY Look. I may have done some unsavory things in the past, but there is still a place for you in my heart. JON Youre not serious about getting back together? BRITTANY I still love you. Suddenly, Morgan busts through the door, charging at Brittany. MORGAN Fuck you, bitch! Morgan cold cocks Brittany square in the face, knocking her out. MORGAN (CONTD) Thatll teach you. Morgan spits down at Brittany.

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BLAKE What the hell, Morgan? MORGAN What are you doing here? Wheres Andy? Morgan looks at Brittany, then Blake. MORGAN (CONTD) Oh, you have got to be kidding me. JON Can someone help me here? MORGAN One second. (to Blake) Youre lucky I got here before you did anything more stupid. BLAKE I didnt do anything, Jon came in before we banged. JON (to Morgan) Its true, I dont even give a damn about Brittany at all. Were cool. BLAKE (to Morgan) Yeah, so chill yourself. Morgan regains her anger. MORGAN (to Blake) Oh, yeah? Morgan walks to Jon, whispering to him.

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Jon stares at Blake with fury. Morgan exits. BLAKE What was that about? JON So, you had some fun with my Jessica? Blake is overcome by dread. Jon begins to approach him. BLAKE Its not what it looks like. INT. SCIENCE HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS Screams of pain echo throughout the hallway. Nobody is in sight to help.

END OF ACT TWO

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EXT. SCHOOL BUILDING MAIN ENTRANCE - MORNING (NEXT DAY) Blake is sitting on a bench, doubled over. Morgan stands over him. MORGAN Letting Jon beat you was a mercy. If that was me, youre bastard children would be paralyzed. Andy enters. ANDY Dude, what happened? MORGAN Hes a dumbshit is what happened. He actually thought that-Andy starts laughing to himself. MORGAN (CONTD) Am I missing something? ANDY (to Blake) Im sure you and Brittany had fun. BLAKE What do you mean? ANDY I knew you were gonna go behind my back, so I let you. MORGAN You knew?

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ANDY The whole time. BLAKE How? ANDY Cmon, all that stuff about picking up chicks? It was pretty clear you were going to screw me over. Plus you deserve it. MORGAN Thats right, no woman is going to respect you for being such a prick. You were going to throw your friend under the bus too. ANDY I do have to admit, the whole scheme you had planned was impressive. MORGAN Even after what happened? Youve got to be kidding. ANDY Im not, but he has lots of potential. MORGAN Potential for what, getting the shit pummeled out of him? Brittany is seen in the background wearing a neck brace.

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ANDY He wouldnt have to if he started chasing girls with his brain rather than his dick. Doing that, he may just find the right woman for him. MORGAN Huh. (to Blake) You hear that? You may not be a lost cause after all. (to Andy) I hope you learned your lesson in all of this. I would hate to see you in his position. ANDY Trust me, last thing I want is (POINTS TO BLAKE) ...this, plus I think the girl hunting concept is kinda dumb. One of these days Ill find the right girl... or maybe shell find me. But what are the chances of that happening here. MORGAN Well, at least you have some decency. ANDY (to Blake) I have to ask, how was she? BLAKE We didn't do it.

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ANDY You didnt? BLAKE I was. But Jon did all of this. ANDY Whos Jon? Blake and Morgan are confused. MORGAN But, you said you knew what happened. ANDY I didnt know someone was gonna kick his ass. BLAKE Then what did you mean by you deserve it? ANDY Oh. Brittanys got the clap. Blake is petrified. ANDY (CONTD) I thought you caught it, guess you got lucky. MORGAN (to Andy) Please tell me you didnt hook up with her beforehand.

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ANDY Hell no! I got suspicious something was up because of what you said, so I called in a little favor. Gary is seen in the background, giving Andy a thumbs-up. Andy acknowledges. MORGAN You are unpredictable, Andy Trotter. ANDY I guess so. Lets head in. (to Blake) Get better, man. Andy and Morgan exit. Blake slowly reaches for his crotch in shock.

END OF SHOW