impressive grandma 8/27/12 7:48 PM no!

don't hate it kiba you dope kiba's side of the story is that he is super sad and goes to talk to pakkun about why he can't bring himself to make a move shino sends his bugs to tuck her in oh my god oh wait it's so sweet shino is like the ninja version of dad's notes in homestuck jack well done i'm sending you internet high fives MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 7:50 PM thank u im thinking of writing more impressive grandma 8/27/12 7:51 PM you SHOULD MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 7:51 PM this is my new favorite au impressive grandma 8/27/12 7:51 PM same i like it best of all MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 7:52 PM wanna discuss more happenings impressive grandma 8/27/12 7:53 PM

yep i do i do indeed MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 7:53 PM ok good impressive grandma 8/27/12 7:54 PM i'm trying to find this simpsons clip that illustrates exactly what i think shikamaru and temari's relationship is like MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 7:57 PM i think that kiba would be a good fit for hinata and shino thinks so too but kiba wont do it because hes scared it would fuck up the friendship dynamic of the group he's also insanely jealous of how close she and shino are impressive grandma 8/27/12 7:57 PM he's just scared in general YEAH he's so mad about it well here's just audio of it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-zQuESd2io :'( i wish there was video that went with it but this is ok MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 7:58 PM "YOU FUCK HER, AND YOU'RE HER BEST FRIEND? THE FUCK" impressive grandma 8/27/12 7:58 PM DUDE. DUDE. COME ON.

DUDE YOU ARE SO LUCKY. kiba's favorite memory is when hinata once confided that she was a little freaked out by shino's bugs MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:00 PM shino wasnt really offended because he's used to it impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:00 PM she never told him i don't think MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:00 PM the bugs however, were deeply hurt and exited shino's body for the next couple of ice cream and disney nights impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:00 PM oh y god yes MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:00 PM kiba probably would brag about it though impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:00 PM the bugs knew SHE'S NOT FREAKED OUT BY AKAMARU SHE LOVES HIM MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:01 PM "She certainly LOVED me too, if you understand the metaphor. You probably, won't because you are an idiot." impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:02 PM ahahhahahaha MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:02 PM kiba had a couple girlfriends but none of them fit impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:02 PM yeah they were weird awkward dates that never went anywhere he wore a tie and a short-sleeved button down

and his big winter hood in this au yamato is millhouse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAde-qxkNtg&feature=related MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:05 PM oh my fucking ogd god impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:05 PM bart is kakashi do choji and ino ever have a kid? MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:06 PM hmmmmmmmm impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:06 PM i'm not some sure MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:07 PM they consider it but they just stick to babysitting shikamarus kid impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:07 PM yeah it's traumatizing they're like WOW IF THIS IS WHAT KIDS ARE LIKE NO THANK YOU ino's scared that pregnancy will ruin her figure

choji is scared that pregnancy will ruin his figure MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:08 PM choji makes ino do that thing where you treat an egg like a baby and its on the floor in 5 minutes impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:08 PM because of sympathy eating yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:08 PM lmfao impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:08 PM naruto and kakashi steal the egg and throw it at another maroon suv that does not belong to yamato MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:09 PM ^^^ impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:09 PM they have egged so many cars like not even close to his car like a blue volvo once MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:09 PM shikamaru wants to name the baby asuma and temari wants to name the baby after her dad that results in them fighting and slamming on team 8s door impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:10 PM gaara wants to name the baby gaara oh yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:10 PM shino opens the door "HERE HOLD THIS" impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:10 PM oh my god

what does shino even do with a baby MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:10 PM shino closes the door impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:10 PM the baby is in the apartment now, he just takes it and closes the door gently MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:10 PM he just sort of stands around looking at it until hinata gets home impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:10 PM she's like WHERE DID YOU GET A BABY MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:11 PM "it all happened so fast" impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:11 PM kiba puts it on the floor for akamaru to play with hinata is like THIS BABY IS SIX WEEKS OLD THIS ISN'T RIGHT MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:11 PM "YOU DIDNT GET ONE OF THOSE GIRLS IN COLLEGE PREGNANT DID YOU" impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:11 PM shino just assumed that they were giving him the baby permanently MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:12 PM "I am not ready to be a father." impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:12 PM he's a little sad when they remember it and come back to get it but he is mostly relieved MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:12 PM "How do I tell this child he is not mine." impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:12 PM "this is no environment to raise a child." MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:12 PM "Shall I begin the kikaichu insertion?" impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:12 PM he holds the baby up and looks it in the eye "You are not my child. But I will do my best to raise you."

MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:13 PM he goes to his room and gets the shades he wore when he was a baby impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:13 PM "Please stop vomiting." "why do you smell." MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:14 PM hinata has to talk him out of putting a bug colony inside the baby impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:14 PM kiba wants to tattoo the baby's face this is really the worst place for a baby MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:14 PM hinata decrees herself the only one fit to look after this child impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:15 PM she is also bad at it though really bad MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:15 PM 30 minutes later they find her pretending it is her and narutos child impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:15 PM she tries to change a diaper and freaks out and just wraps the baby up in paper towels and duct tapes a plastic baby around its butt MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:15 PM she draws the naruto whiskers on with a pen impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:15 PM aaaaaa good does kiba really fucking hate naruto? MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:16 PM no but he's like impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:16 PM like, totally?

MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:16 PM jealous impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:16 PM yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:16 PM he was way above narutos level in the academy impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:16 PM luckily naruto is too busy wrestling shirtless with kakashi to notice MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:16 PM and then naruto destroyed him in the exams and became this huge hero impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:17 PM kiba has to do a lot of pushups when he thinks about it MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:17 PM yes kiba tries to be narutos rival but naruto is oblivious to it impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:17 PM yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:18 PM the sasuke retrieval mission could be naruto neji kiba choji and shikamaru sneaking into sasukes school to make sasuke come back shino has class so he couldnt come he had a super important mid term impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:18 PM he had to TA the biology lab the d o g e 8/27/12 8:19 PM okay im back but don't mind me i'm just watching from afar okay impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:19 PM he sees all the photos on facebook "what the shit is this" hi hanz! join in MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:19 PM

hanz feel free to contribute impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:19 PM ! we are fleshing out our favorite au MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:19 PM kiba comes back to their dorm and shino's like "you seem to have had a fun day" impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:19 PM you may also sit back and let the magic wash over you if you rather MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:19 PM "without your best friend." impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:19 PM "who?" "oh, shit! sorry dude" the d o g e 8/27/12 8:20 PM i'm going to opt into the magicwashing because i have a quiz to do but i am Always Watching impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:20 PM does kiba call everyone 'dog'? or does he get really upset when people use it hanz ganbatte you can do the quiz MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:20 PM shino's reply: "i had sex with hinata." then he leaves he uses that whenever theyre arguing over whos better impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:21 PM ahaha MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:21 PM and yes everyone calls him dog and it gets on akamarus nerves impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:21 PM when kiba is insecure he puts his big parka on and cinches the hood around his face so only his eyes and nose show

and goes for a walk with his head down MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:22 PM the night after shino and hinata did it he sulked in his room and sent akamaru to all his classes disguised as kiba kibas grades went up as a result impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:22 PM they skyrocketed tenten is his study buddy and she's really impressed "wow, kiba, you actually remembered our study session!" "you usually forget me!" MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:23 PM "WOOF" impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:24 PM "haha, exactly!" MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:25 PM one day kiba eats and drinks everything in the fridge and doesnt tell shino and the next day he cant nurse the hangover and flunks a bunch of tests impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:25 PM yes YES he does it out of spite but also because he's really hungry MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:25 PM yes neji and lees dorm room is covered with inspirational posters courtesy of lee impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:26 PM kibba is such a drama bomb yeah they're all posters of like MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:26 PM

YOU CAN DO IT impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:26 PM that kitten hanging onto a branch HANG IN THERE!!! MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:26 PM he gives his friends those little stickers that say "GOOD JOB" and "YOU DID IT" impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:27 PM and then weirdly a calendar of sexy firemen like it's just there MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:27 PM neji has asked him about it and lee has never answered impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:28 PM even lee is not sure about it MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:28 PM yeah he doesnt answer out of embarassment he just doesnt know impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:28 PM he leaves sticky notes on neji's computer saying "reach for the stars" and draws stars next to it MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:29 PM neji pretends to be irritated but secretly he's glad lee does it impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:29 PM this is lee's ringtone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWvub_WBho and his favorite movie MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:30 PM yes absolutely

impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:31 PM this is his ringtone for guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPmrGU-aGHU&feature=related he doesn't realize that it's kind of weird MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:31 PM yes the d o g e 8/27/12 8:31 PM "You're The Best" is the vid i send melissa when she feels blue, coincidentally 9/10 ON THE QUIZ YEYUUUUH impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:31 PM YE S HANZ HANZ I AM THE FRIEND WHO WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR HONOR, I'LL BE THE HERO THAT YOU'RE DREAMNG OF MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:32 PM reach for the stars impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:32 PM you did it MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:32 PM hanz and kat are lee and neji impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:32 PM yes which is which! the d o g e 8/27/12 8:32 PM :0 MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:33 PM you switch off impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:33 PM we are each both yes the d o g e 8/27/12 8:33 PM

that makes you tenten, jack impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:33 PM oh no the d o g e 8/27/12 8:33 PM he delivers the punchlines jack is the president of punchlines MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:33 PM :DDDD "what am i doing with my life" impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:34 PM hahahaha MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:35 PM tenten rooms with hinata and they barely talk impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:35 PM hinata keeps kind of forgetting that tenten is there hinata is how tenten knows that there are parties tenten also is really into facebook and plays all those farmville games and stuff MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:36 PM tenten stops trying to initiate conversation after the whole "neji on drugs" situation impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:36 PM yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:36 PM she sends everyone requests and nobody does it impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:36 PM ahahah MY CROPS ARE DYING MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:36 PM like theres a point where everyone does it and then everyone stops but tenten keeps doing it

impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:36 PM she feels responsible to this virtual farm MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:37 PM yes she updates her status far too often everyone sees her status but never likes it impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:37 PM lee likes everyone's facebook status MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:37 PM except lee impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:37 PM yees even if it's like hinata's status changing from "in a relationship" to "single" Rock Lee liked this! MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:38 PM "Rock Lee and Kiba Inuzuka like this!" impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:38 PM ;alkjdf; MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:38 PM shino writes a sympathetic paragraph that gets swung under a read more thats how all his comments are impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:38 PM neji likes it and then unlikes it real fast yeah he writes them like emails MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:39 PM ok i have to take a shower really quick and then ill be back to discuss more

impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:40 PM Hinata. You are a strong, beautiful, independent woman. Please never doubt your selfworth. You are a a wonderful friend and (read more) good luck jack godspeed bathroom, friends bathroom the glory of love MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:47 PM ok back impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:47 PM holy shit that was fast well done MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:47 PM thats a new record but yes thats exactly what the comment would sound like holy shit impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:48 PM rock lee would post an inspirational photo of an eagle or some shit on her wall MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:48 PM yes naruto would never notice impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:49 PM he goes on facebook once a month to post weird blurry cell phone photos nobody knows what they're of

they're all tagged as kakashi and the descriptions are all LOL YOLO HAHA WOW like, there is no way to even know what they're photos of MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:50 PM ino posts song quotes as statuses impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:50 PM it's jsut a green smear and a light YES lee thinks she wrote it and is really impressed by her poetry MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:51 PM yes "INO-SAN, THIS IS QUITE IMPRESSIVE! YOU ARE VERY TALENTED!" shikamaru never corrects typos impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:52 PM who's the person who likes all their own status updates MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:52 PM sasuke impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:52 PM sasuke .. . . shikamaru and temari never get married because shikamaru never gets around to proposing and temari doesn't want to get tied down she's a free spirit they're only sort of together

(they have never dated anyone else) MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:53 PM temari's relationship is "It's Complicated" but shikamaru refuses to accept the request impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:53 PM a;hahahaha oh my god MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:53 PM in the post college years kiba goes on one date with hinata while shino is at a bug convention and it ends up being really awkward and feels forced impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:53 PM shino unfriends people all the time to see if they'll re-accept his friend requests oh no MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:54 PM YES impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:54 PM oh kiba once again kiba breaks out the short-sleeve button down and the clip on tie the tie has paw prints on it MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:54 PM it is the only time in history where kiba and shino have had an "xbox and doritos night" when shino got back impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:54 PM he thinks he looks like a sharp motherfucker yeah shino is the emotional backbone of the apartment MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:55 PM kiba and hinata get in an arguement once and shino is working really hard to keep everything together impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:55 PM

eventually he just sits them down "You are tearing this family apart." "what" MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:55 PM "kiba, why are you being such a jackass?" "why don't you ask SHIIINO" "We are going to sit down and list the things we like about each other." impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:56 PM "shino why is kiba being such a jackass" "Because he is a jackass." "You knew this when you entered into this rooming situation, Hinata." akamaru sits by hinata and kiba feels deeply betrayed MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:56 PM "akamaru you son of a bitch" impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:57 PM it is literally true is the joke MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:57 PM "That is what Akamaru is, Kiba." "fuck you shino impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:57 PM kiba never really resolves conflict he just pouts and slams stuff around in the fridge where is my FUCKING SELTZER JESUS CHRIST I JUST WANT SOME SELTZER. Kiba, it is on the counter.

MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:58 PM shino protests the apartment from being fumigated impressive grandma 8/27/12 8:59 PM oh my god that would be a disaster akamaru will never have fleas because shino's bugs will mobilize against the invading enemy forces MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 8:59 PM yes impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:00 PM how smart is akamaru? is he like human-smart? MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:00 PM yes impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:00 PM hmm MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:00 PM but nobody notices he has like common sense impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:00 PM yes ok MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:00 PM shino gets annoyed whenever kiba and hinata use the phrase dont bug me impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:00 PM so he tries to cuddle up to hinata so that she'll like them both "that is speciesist." MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:01 PM whenever he hears one of them say it he says i must go and locks himself in his room moments later you hear him yelling in frustration impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:01 PM

goes on tumblr and vagueblogs about it MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:02 PM his only followers are hinata, tenten and lee impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:02 PM "Some people are inconsiderate. When in a living situation one must be respectful of one's roommates." Rock Lee liked this. power-of-youth reblogged this. MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:03 PM weapons-girl replied yeah that really bugs me too shino deletes his tumblr impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:03 PM naruto posts "where ur tumbrl go dog?" on shino's wall and kiba defriends them both MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:04 PM yes impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:05 PM rock lee does really intensely homoerotic stuff with neji all the time but is completely unaware of it he's like "i brought home a cowboy movie, let's watch it" it's brokeback mountain MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:06 PM tenten walks in and walks right back out impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:06 PM "would you like a backrub neji" MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:06 PM you can hear laughing down the hall then she comes back and watches the movie intently impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:06 PM

neji is just sitting up very straight rock lee is crying openly neji goes to pat his hand and rock lee just grabs it and holds it tightly for the rest of the movie MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:07 PM he calls guy sensei to recommend the movie afterward impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:08 PM they talk for half an hour every day MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:08 PM TENTEN, DO YOU THINK SAKURA-SAN WILL WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE WITH ME? impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:09 PM guy does the same thing with kakashi but they both love it the most they try to manfully hold back their tears but they're both emotional wrecks after the first 20 minutes it's not even sad until about 45 minutes in they just know it's going to be sad so they're already tearing up MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:10 PM kiba comes one day hey shino, kakashi told me about this sweet cowboy movie- No. impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:11 PM i think naruto and kakashi might live together post college because naruto wouldn't realize that it's kind of weird to live with your 8th grade teacher MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:12 PM yeah impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:12 PM or naruto just stays over all the time in the guest room MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:12 PM yeah

impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:13 PM the guest room is also the make-out tactics memorabilia room MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:13 PM naruto doesnt care impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:13 PM it's a little unnerving but he doesn't mind MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:13 PM tsunade is the dean which is why everyone gets away with so many parties impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:14 PM she only ever got mad when shino threw the keg out the window because it was on parents' weekend and it made the school look bad MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:15 PM yes shinos dad didnt care because he partied with everyone impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:15 PM nobody knows why shino threw the keg out the window it was an emotional evening MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:15 PM yes shino doesnt remember why he did it either he keeps a list of every girl hes woken up with impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:18 PM oh no hanz have you seen all of lost yet? ah she's watching lost right now MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:18 PM at the top of the list is hinata with one of lees GOOD JOB stickers next to it impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:18 PM OH MY GOD SHINO

NO kiba found it once and just ran the whole way to the gym he was there for like eight hours MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:20 PM he skipped all his classes impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:20 PM is he sweating or crying MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:20 PM both impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:20 PM yes i like to think that shino goes completely wild in college and then on graduation day stops and is totally responsible and adult like a switch got flipped MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:21 PM yes but on the offchance that he drinks college shino is brought back impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:22 PM everyone is kind of fond and scared of college shino they never know when he'll emerge MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:22 PM a party isnt complete without college shino, but a party isnt safe with college shino impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:22 PM oh brb gott afeed binners MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:23 PM he doesnt really date either, he devotes his time to making sure the other two are doing okay the d o g e 8/27/12 9:23 PM for the record i just realized: where is sai

MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:24 PM sai is always there but he never really does anything remarkable the d o g e 8/27/12 9:24 PM omg baby :'c MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:25 PM he hangs out with yamato a lot and theyre mostly just in the background the d o g e 8/27/12 9:25 PM babies..... YuY <3 MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:26 PM when yamato gets drunk he leaves a bunch of hilarious wood carvings everywhere the dean sux a wood carving of kakashis head with an afro the d o g e 8/27/12 9:27 PM grbalkgjrsglk i hope kat is okay, she's been gone kind of long for just feeding binners MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:29 PM you just want us to keep talking about ninja college i do too the d o g e 8/27/12 9:29 PM well obviously impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:30 PM i'm baaac k the d o g e 8/27/12 9:30 PM how is binners??? impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:30 PM the food is downstairs he's a bad fat black cat as per usual

yes, sai and yamato live together in a big house and they have a cat together MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:31 PM but yeah shino focuses more on the others relationships than his own after college he occasionally gets a girls number, but he never calls because he usually has to comfort hinata impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:31 PM yeah he doesn't have the emotional energy to invest in any relationship outside of hinata and kiba MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:32 PM the night before graduation was the craziest night of his life impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:32 PM he took off his shades MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:33 PM it was a moment that changed everybodys life forever impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:33 PM time is divided between BSE and ASE before shino's eyes and after shino's eyes MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:33 PM yes everyone reflects on their lives naruto blinks and misses it impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:34 PM which pleases shino greatly MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:34 PM yes he shows up to graduation as serious as ever with no hangover everyone is really confused

he gives a nod to his father and everyones just like what just happened impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:35 PM it's so weird did last night even happen? they're not sure MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:36 PM hinata forgets naruto on graduation day because she was so mezmerized kiba was too impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:36 PM it was incredible MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:37 PM thats the turning point of the plot shino starts being responsible and the leader of his little 3 man group the bug convention he went to was fake, he just wanted to give kiba a shot impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:41 PM oh man kiba blows it he asks hinata to play xbox with him and he's a total dick to her MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:42 PM thats how the fight starts impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:42 PM yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:42 PM shino resolves to never leave for the weekend ever again impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:43 PM he has to be there all the time because otherwise it'll be chaos MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:44 PM i imagine he has a process of steps to resolve their argument peacefully

he read it on like a how to website impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:45 PM about.com sigh . . . kiba . . . MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:49 PM kiba is more romantically inept than lee impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:50 PM yeah at least lee can actually admit to someone that he likes them the d o g e 8/27/12 9:51 PM this au Kibafield impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:51 PM aaa the d o g e 8/27/12 9:51 PM 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Kiba impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:51 PM narrated by akamaru BARK. WOOF. akamaru can actually talk he just doesn't feel like saying anything so he just says "bark" and people are like MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:52 PM yeah impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:52 PM taht dog has a weird bark MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:53 PM team 8 gets the most focus in the au i think but naruto and kakashi are always around the corner

the d o g e 8/27/12 9:53 PM i like that impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:53 PM i just imagine the charlie brown music playing when kiba is walking away from the apartment MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:53 PM doing something stupid impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:53 PM yeah the d o g e 8/27/12 9:53 PM i like that too impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:53 PM they're down the street doing donuts in kakashi's car kakashi is a lot less responsible in this au MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:54 PM team guy is a mess minus lee lee is always happy impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:54 PM well tenten is pretty happy MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:54 PM shikamaru and temari are the it couple that isnt officially a couple impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:54 PM neji's got some weird issues MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:54 PM yeah but shes never there choji and ino are the best friends that made it past the friend zone eventually impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:55 PM yeah

they just kind of drifted apart after college and then the 5-year reunion happened and bam married eight months later not really it takes like a year to plan a wedding ino proposed MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:56 PM yes impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:56 PM it wasn't a question MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:56 PM choji was offguard impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:56 PM it was MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:56 PM everyone was offguard impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:56 PM "when are we getting married? september would be nice" "uh, ok?" MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:56 PM the room just goes slient impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:56 PM it's when everyone is out to lunch together the d o g e 8/27/12 9:56 PM http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9dec2EEP71rosdowo1_500.png impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:57 PM aaAAA this is what kakashi does MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:57 PM pakkun on a skateboard impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:57 PM

he dresses up pakkun and puts him places and takes photos and puts them on instagram fuckyeahpakkun.tumblr.com is his blog the d o g e 8/27/12 9:58 PM he's in a rivalry with that one blog that's nothing but things on a corgi's head but it's friendly MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 9:58 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=444QpbkYkFs impressive grandma 8/27/12 9:59 PM it's naruto on the skadeboard and they cruise into the car and naruto rolls off the hood hey does kiba ever confess? OH MY GOD WAIT KAKASHI MADE THIS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FcFfsnHzEI&feature=related the d o g e 8/27/12 10:00 PM THE TITLE OH MY GOD WHAT impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:00 PM OH MY GODDD the d o g e 8/27/12 10:00 PM OH MY GOD THE PIANO impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:00 PM the puglets are just stuffed animals

OH MY GOD wow i think i'm having an emotional breakdown MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:01 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2RJN9a_jdM naruto helped him make this impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:01 PM 1:22 the d o g e 8/27/12 10:01 PM i cant stop laughing impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:01 PM jack are you watching pug fun day at the beach because it is a tour de fource force the d o g e 8/27/12 10:01 PM this is an estoy poopin situatin impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:01 PM it's so fucking LONG the d o g e 8/27/12 10:01 PM I CANT BREATHE MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:02 PM that beach video is kakashis final for film class impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:02 PM oh WOW this is exhausting the d o g e 8/27/12 10:02 PM t i can sbreath

impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:02 PM OH MY GDOD THAT THINKG YOU SENT JACK OH MY GOD that DOG the d o g e 8/27/12 10:03 PM OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IVE SEEN THE RUNNING ONE BEFORE BUT NOW ITS IN A WHOLE NEW LIGHT ACTUAL TEARS AHVE FORMED impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:04 PM dang that dog MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:04 PM kakashi and kiba = dog club impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:05 PM oh man do they have a cable access program http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUL400DZYZE&feature=related pakkun please ok this is actually perfect MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:08 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUbfszwHmKs shinos home videos impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:08 PM this is actually literally kakashi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbaKwcE9SSk&feature=related the d o g e 8/27/12 10:09 PM oh my GOD

OH MY GOD MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:09 PM omfg impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:09 PM oh my god hsino nobody wants to see that shino that is a bug with some poop literally NOBODY wants to see that the d o g e 8/27/12 10:10 PM i saw one of those at home before i left i didn't know we had them impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:10 PM oh GROSS hanz that's awful the d o g e 8/27/12 10:11 PM it's a bug with some poop!!!! it doesn't bite you, it's okay in my book impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:11 PM man two things i don't like bugs and big piles of poop i'm just not a huge fan of the combo MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:11 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNl1iGxmqHQ no i lied this is shinos home video impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:12 PM AHH SHINO MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:12 PM

he shows this to hinata and kiba to show them how theyre acting when they fight OMFG THE ENDIGN I CANT impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:12 PM You can co-exist. You do not need to argue." OH MY GOD THE ENDING a;sldkja;lskdjf the d o g e 8/27/12 10:13 PM im watching but nothing is happening MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:13 PM THE MUSIC the d o g e 8/27/12 10:13 PM i'm exciTDF impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:13 PM the slow-mo the d o g e 8/27/12 10:13 PM sOFUCK impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:13 PM the bug standing up the d o g e 8/27/12 10:13 PM FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCFK FUCK impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:13 PM HAHAHA the d o g e 8/27/12 10:13 PM OH MY GOD MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:13 PM Soundtrack by Rock Lee the d o g e 8/27/12 10:13 PM

THAT IS SOME FLASH GORDON SHIT impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:13 PM wwwwwwow MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:14 PM i cant breathe this is literally a shino home video impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:14 PM there are 112 of these bug fights MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:14 PM BUG MMA FIGHT impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:14 PM every one of them is the same music at the end holy god MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:15 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TVzNJNArgY&feature=plcp INSECT BATTLE FEDERATION impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:15 PM OH MY GOD THE EXPLOSION shino takes a computer animation course this is the toothbrush that he uses btw the d o g e 8/27/12 10:16 PM this is 15 minutes long impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:16 PM i'm gonna watch the whole thing

MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:16 PM I CANT THIS IS TOO GOOD impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:16 PM it's amazing MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:16 PM its the same species every time the d o g e 8/27/12 10:16 PM i'm going to watch the unicorn's pug tea party again i may not come back impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:16 PM i like that one too that's a good one the d o g e 8/27/12 10:17 PM you know he got that idea at like 6 in the morning impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:17 PM IT'S SO BEAUTIFL A UNICORN the d o g e 8/27/12 10:17 PM is that his lawn furniture????? MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:17 PM where are they gettin THESE BUGS the d o g e 8/27/12 10:17 PM or did he just go into a neighbor's yard at o'dark thirty in his bathrobe with his pug in a unicorn suit impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:18 PM neighbor's house also jack japan is a mysterious place the d o g e 8/27/12 10:18 PM you can catch big bugs right off the trees with sugar water and stuff MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:19 PM

these beetles look super rare one beetle just suplexed another beetle impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:19 PM oh god i jus tcreamed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikVk1P2fPNU&feature=channel&list=UL ODF:SLk the d o g e 8/27/12 10:20 PM oh my god oh my god impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:21 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ37wTQxy3k&feature=channel&list=UL they don't let kakashi babysit anymore MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:21 PM holy shit theres this fucking huge one fighting a really tiny one impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:21 PM i am watching these pugs but i'm gonna watch all 15 minutes of the bug mma AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA it takes so long to gt to the pug it's so worth it the d o g e 8/27/12 10:22 PM this baby is really into that sock OH MY GOD impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:23 PM ofafjk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Teatk0rd5w&feature=channel&list=UL

the best one yet the d o g e 8/27/12 10:23 PM THE MUSIC impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:24 PM this is the best dog ok back to bug videos these bugs are cool looking i don't know if anything can beat the unicorn pug videos except maybe pug fun day at the beach OH MY GOD I SAW THE BUG SUPPLEX the d o g e 8/27/12 10:25 PM that was impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:25 PM WOW the d o g e 8/27/12 10:25 PM exhausting to watch impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:25 PM i know pugs are such great dogs they're amazing these bugs are hard core wow 139 mm vs 68 mm MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:26 PM its this is canonically how shino spends his down time I KNOW THAT WAS SO UNFAIR impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:26 PM in our au or in canon

OH MY GOD THE TINY ONE SNUCK AROUND AND TAPPED HIS BUTT the d o g e 8/27/12 10:27 PM butt tap!!!!! MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:27 PM in our au 7:20 ACTUAL BUG SUPLEX impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:28 PM i'm at 6:01 and this bug is just holding the other on ein midaiar in ok i shoudl be at actual bug supplex soon holy shit one of those videos is 23 minutes long OH MY GOD ACTUAL BUG SUPPLEX SUPLEX the d o g e 8/27/12 10:29 PM someone link me to actual bug suplex i have to go make rice balls in a minute but i need to see bug suplex MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:30 PM oh man the caged matches are brutal impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:30 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9TVzNJNArgY#t=432s the d o g e 8/27/12 10:30 PM holy sHIT IT'S LIKE DAVE VS. KARKAT ALL OVER MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:31 PM that was the best fiht

impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:31 PM yeah the next one is similar species so it's like brother against brother the d o g e 8/27/12 10:32 PM the way they fight is really thoughtful like "oh maybe this would work....." impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:32 PM i'm checking out mantis vs spider oh fuck the d o g e 8/27/12 10:32 PM my dad used to fight bugs he'd put them in a big glass bowl and let them duke it out i think he saw a black widow take down a prayng mantis one time impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:32 PM this is no contest the mantis is just eating its head i think OH WOW this is kind of fucking brutal ugh the mantis is just eating it pinning it down the d o g e 8/27/12 10:33 PM i don't like the cage matches at all........ impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:33 PM yikes i don't either

the d o g e 8/27/12 10:33 PM that small bug is super scared he just wants out OH GOD MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:33 PM watch how it ends trust me the d o g e 8/27/12 10:33 PM how is this even a fair fight OH NO AHHHhhhh run lil buddy run!!!!! D: MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:34 PM i was floored the d o g e 8/27/12 10:34 PM WHAT WHAT IS WHAT impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:34 PM wait i'm not there i was watching another one oh wow the first cage match that's where i am the d o g e 8/27/12 10:35 PM oh my god MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:35 PM theres only one it took a really long time though

impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:35 PM this little dude is running circles around the other guy is it really the ful 5 minutes long? full these bugs are starting to freak me out a little ugh the upside down the flip MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:38 PM hinata and kiba come to watch one time and get really into it and start betting on the bugs impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:38 PM kiba gets really upset when one dies shino actually has this song on his computer and playse it each time one wins MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:38 PM yes impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:38 PM and pauses it and sets up a new round eventually kiba is like hey HEY IS THAT MY TOOTHBRUSH DUDE NOT COOL MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:39 PM Perhaps. impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:39 PM

shino wants the champion to fight akamaru ah . . . ganbatte hanz-chan MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:40 PM The bugs are angered by the smell and hygeine of the toothbrush and it riles them up to fight. impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:40 PM kiba uses liver-flavored dog toothpaste http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL1lqqEcdno&feature=related rock lee helped with this one WOW this is so much more intense MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:43 PM holy shit impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:43 PM yeah the production values the commentary beetle vs crayfish wow MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:45 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uW-V5Aa9sM&feature=related interspecies smackdown impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:45 PM oh my god what don't eat the goldfish no

no goldfish are nice i don't like that one i just freaked out a little!! i think these bugs are weirding me out man MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:46 PM wanna go back to au-ing impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:47 PM hmmmm give me 5 min i have to use the bathroom and get a popsicle MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:47 PM ok the d o g e 8/27/12 10:55 PM omgomgomgomgomgomgomg im better at making riceballs than jennifer txt it hanz has a skill impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:55 PM YES MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:55 PM $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:55 PM $$$$$ MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:56 PM whos the cook of the team 8 apartment impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:57 PM kiba makes steaks really well but that's because it only takes 3 minutes per side to sear a steak hinata makes decent waffles shino makes them eat like quinoa MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:57 PM

health food impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:57 PM yeah acai berries kombucha MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 10:58 PM hinata you know what tonight is right oh no its shinos night to cook its ok i got takeout impressive grandma 8/27/12 10:58 PM there are half-eaten cartons of beef lo-mein hidden around the apartment akamaru finds them and consumes the evidence MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:00 PM remember in college when he just consumed gatorade and junk food impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:00 PM http://www.hdforums.com/Dog-side-car.jpg kakashi and kiba share this bike the d o g e 8/27/12 11:02 PM i mean i feel like kakashi is one of those guys who randomly has luxury items and a comfortable lifestyle but no one ever sees him do much real work he has a prius impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:02 PM yeah and a sweet bike http://www.dogsinduds.com/pictures/141010-mix-tex-sidecar.jpg kakashi MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:04 PM kakashi and naruto throw impromptu parties at team 8s place

college shino rears his ugly head impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:05 PM and by ugly you mean he looks up at tenten and he knows jus twhat to say "I remember you. From school." MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:05 PM omfg impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:05 PM the deal is sealed MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:06 PM the next morning kiba sees a little string pull the fridge open and an ice cream carton rolls into shinos room impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:06 PM it's for shino tenten steps out, beaming flashes kiba a thumbs-up and a wink, and struts out the door MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:08 PM it starts being a casual thing shino and tenten become friends with benefits impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:08 PM does it become more serious? "I have my family to look after." MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:08 PM tenten wants it to, and she keeps hinting it to shino impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:08 PM "Yeah, I understand, I have Lee."

it's like a pair of single parents trying to figure out if dating is possible MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:09 PM but hes really vague impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:09 PM except instead of children they are ALL MUTUAL FRIENDS MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:09 PM they just sort of continue the fwb thing and tenten becomes a familiar face around the apartment impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:10 PM "that girl who's here all the time" MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:10 PM but shino will drop plans with her if kiba gets injured or hinata gets dumped again impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:10 PM "that's tenten? really? huh" yeah he's a good friend oh man i want to write osmething aobut it kind of the d o g e 8/27/12 11:11 PM yes MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:11 PM you should if shinos ever on a date hell pull out his wallet and inside theres pictures of hinata and kiba and the girl is like are those your kids? No, they are my roommates and best friends. the d o g e 8/27/12 11:19 PM pomegranate MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:19 PM what the d o g e 8/27/12 11:19 PM

eating one MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:19 PM ah the d o g e 8/27/12 11:20 PM tomorrow we should watch the third movie MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:20 PM ill be home around 5 or 6 the d o g e 8/27/12 11:21 PM same!! impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:21 PM i won't be home unitl 10:30 :( :'( MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:21 PM :((( the d o g e 8/27/12 11:21 PM D: thats okay!!! impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:22 PM yeah thursday or friday i'm off all day! MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:23 PM well do it then but i wont be home till later cause of swim meets impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:23 PM ok! swim meets . . . the first ones of the season? MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:23 PM yusss impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:24 PM EXCELLENT

are we au-d out for the evening? we could talk about majors but i'm feeling like we should save it for tomorrow evening the d o g e 8/27/12 11:25 PM it'll give us something to look forward to impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:26 PM my brain is kind of numbed right now in general? i think i have a cold so i took some cold medicine and now i'm real loopy MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:26 PM im drawing bug mma impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:26 PM good MELSISIJFSH is sending you a file 8/27/12 11:32 PM bug mmma.png 11.5 KB MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:32 PM accidentally 3 ms impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:33 PM YES that's a good kiba that's a real good hinata FRESH MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:34 PM shinos signature headband he usually wears a hood in my head but i was lazy the d o g e 8/27/12 11:36 PM hinata is INTO that bugfight MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:36 PM she gets really into it gambling is a popular hyuuga custom impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:37 PM

uhhhhhgh i think i might hit the hay i'm sorry guys MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:37 PM its cool i gotta sleep soon anyways impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:37 PM i'm really tired and i worked at 6:15am :( bleah xooxoxxo tomorrow! MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:38 PM peace impressive grandma 8/27/12 11:38 PM oh goodnight hanz! i'm going to sleep i just dozed off so <3<3<3 and see you tomorrow! xo the d o g e 8/27/12 11:42 PM goodnight!!! sorry, i was brushing my teeth, i'm going to bed too @_@ MELSISIJFSH 8/27/12 11:43 PM aight peace the d o g e 8/27/12 11:43 PM goodnight!!! n_n have a good day tomorrow!!! impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:33 AM 8 man team

two dogs per PERSON omg i want that pakkun <3 i have gifts for skype family Sending file to MELSISIJFSH Failed Sending file to the d o g e 8/28/12 1:42 PM shirtless wrestling.rtf 5.4 KB Sending file to MELSISIJFSH Failed Sending file to the d o g e 8/28/12 1:42 PM doritos and xbox mornings.rtf 7.4 KB impressive grandma 8/28/12 4:37 PM I hope Skype family likes their gifts and I will be back at 9p so if we want to watch the movie I am so down MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 6:35 PM gifts? OH the file isnt availible the d o g e 8/28/12 7:11 PM i can send you them!!! MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 7:11 PM do so please impressive grandma 8/28/12 7:59 PM Family I am on the clock right niw the d o g e 8/28/12 8:00 PM !!!!!

impressive grandma 8/28/12 8:00 PM I do not want to be @ my job the d o g e 8/28/12 8:03 PM i'm sorry :'c we can watch the third naruto movie when you get home!!! impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:03 PM FRIENDS HELLO FRIENDS it is gross here very humid MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:04 PM KAAAAAAAT impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:04 PM jaaaaaAACK oh my god that WAS the best bug mma fight MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:05 PM I KNOW impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:05 PM wow that was like MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:05 PM SUPER SUPLEX impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:05 PM incredible it just flung that other bug away dang MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:05 PM it was a 5 second fight

literally, i counted impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:05 PM nICE oh they're going to make kakashi hokage someday?????? nice aaA learning about naruto's parentS! MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:08 PM yee impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:08 PM i mean i figured his dad was that blonde hokage guy because they look alike MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:09 PM everyone thought that from the beginning impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:09 PM jack i wrote you a thing . . . MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:09 PM some people thought pein was his dad ??? was it the xbox and doritos thing impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:09 PM yes! MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:09 PM i saw that and it was great kiba feels all over the place impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:10 PM they're not so good because i wrote them both in like half an hour but i had fun MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:10 PM i liked both i wrote part of the kiba/hinata smackdown impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:10 PM i like that everyone thinks yamato is a shit

Everyone Hates Yamato MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:14 PM capnyamato is ran by kakashi and naruto in the AU impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:14 PM yes MELSISIJFSH is sending you a file 8/28/12 9:15 PM Shino's Return.rtf 3.0 KB impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:15 PM illegal bug fighting mma organization omg i like that MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:16 PM ye impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:16 PM kiba you shit MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:18 PM kiba is a shit more on that later impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:20 PM want to see the course i'm taking this semester? i've got the syllabus right here it looks RAD Sending file to MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:21 PM Sending file to the d o g e 8/28/12 9:21 PM MUSIC 470 brief syllabus.pdf 118.9 KB MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:22 PM

the whims of the professor impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:22 PM yes grad school . . . so here's what is up with naruto: 1. tobi who is a ridiculous person has the sharingan and a mask that only shows the eye that obito would still have hmm! MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:25 PM spoiler alert tobi is the guy from ichiraku ramen not really though idk who the fuck he is impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:25 PM 2. the cutie doctor guy took orochimaru's arm (if that's the right spelling or name or whatever) and it's taking over his body 3. mysterious references to naruto's mom 4. "beware the root" shit's getting real! i just want the sand siblings back :'( i want to watch the movie though! where's hanz at MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:27 PM i dont know! impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:28 PM

so wait is pain the leader of the akatsuki or is he an enemy of them MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:28 PM are you past the pain arc? impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:28 PM hmm um maybe? prob not MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:29 PM you said kakashi might become hokage right impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:29 PM jiraya is interrogating two dudes MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:29 PM OH yeah pains the leader impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:30 PM i like kakashi a lot dunno if i mentioned that MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:31 PM i figured it was implied impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:35 PM oh wait is tobi madara? or obito? WHO KNOWS!! dang you're BACK precious the d o g e 8/28/12 9:36 PM aaaaa sorry a friend was over and having a panic attack so we made tea and chilled MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:36 PM

ah impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:36 PM oh noo is everything ok? the d o g e 8/28/12 9:36 PM yeah he's okay now but idk when i'll be back online for a while so if you want to watch the movie please do so!!!! oxoxox ilu bros impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:37 PM ok precious child MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:37 PM is it rocky horror related impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:37 PM bless MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:37 PM i bet it is so do you want to watch the movie or wait till hanz is around impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:37 PM hmm not sure, your call! MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:38 PM ive seen it like 3 times so i dont mind if you want to watch it now but i feel bad hanz cant so im giving you the call impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:38 PM hmm let's wait then MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:38 PM aight plus if we watch it tonight we probably wont finish the whole thing impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:39 PM yeah

maybe tomorrow or thursday? MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:39 PM aihgt we CAN however, au impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:39 PM ooh hmm well HMMM we could discuss what everyone majored in in college MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:40 PM ye s impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:40 PM CLEARLY shino was biology MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:40 PM or etmenelogny or whatever impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:40 PM yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:40 PM study of insects or whatever its called impressive grandma 8/28/12 9:41 PM yes brb bathroom MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 9:42 PM ok impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:02 PM

hi! MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:02 PM yo i was thinking naruto majors in asskicking impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:02 PM that's not a major! he gets a degree in liberal arts which is just kind of MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:02 PM oh wow then why the fuck am i going to college impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:03 PM if you never declare a major you should go to a technical school, you can get a 2-year asskicking degree but really most of the people i know who asskick professionally are people who never went to college it's more of an apprenticeship thing MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:04 PM thats what i thOUGHT impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:04 PM you learn mainly through professional development MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:04 PM ino majors in fashion?? if thats a thing impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:04 PM yes it is design kiba is also biology because he wants to be a vet

MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:05 PM yes impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:05 PM umm MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:05 PM the apartment they get is when they just have simple desk jobs and nothing too big impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:05 PM sakura is undecided for a long time but she is ALSO bio because she wants to be a doctor! MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:05 PM yeah! hinata could be like a psych major or something?? impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:06 PM yeah or sociology? maybe? something that just really leads to research and reading forever MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:06 PM neji has the same major as hinata but switches it after he makes out with her impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:06 PM yeah he's really messed up by that neji . . . we all do things we regret MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:06 PM but you made out with your cousin impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:07 PM yeah jeez that's some fucked up shit dude MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:07 PM

its funny cause our friend on the swim team said his cousin was hot and we were all like "so you wanna fuck your cousin?" and hes like "WHAT NO" he showed us a picture of her on instagram and a bunch of us were like "yeah she's hot. WE can say that. YOU cant." impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:07 PM i say my sister is hot all the time but that's because i'm trying to find her a boyfriend yeah i show my guy friends her photo and am like "hey isn't she pretty? she's SINGLE too" but yeah you can't say your cousin is hot you can say that they're pretty i think or handsome but hot is weird MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:09 PM what do you major in if you want to become a life coach i.e. LEE or maybe lee majors in nutrition so he can become a nutritionist impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:09 PM lee majors in physical education! or nutrition yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:11 PM tenten. ... hmm impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:11 PM

hmm nobody knows what she majors in nobody really cares economics MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:11 PM nobody asked shino did once but it was just because he was feeling lonely that night impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:12 PM she gets a really boring desk job at some hedge fund and makes a ton of money she started talking about it and he just kind of shut down he made the bugs make him nod at appropriate points MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:13 PM yes impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:13 PM he was just staring at her hair how does she get it to do that how long does it take does she ever take it out of those buns they're hypnotic MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:15 PM yeah lmfao he;ll sometimes hang out with her just to try and figure out her hair impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:16 PM he's scared to touch it though

it might bite him? maybe it's alive? is it ninjitsu? MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:16 PM he wants to but the bugs are like "NAH MAN NAH" one day they hook up and tenten refers to her ass as buns and shino grabs her hair buns and shes like what impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:17 PM they just stop he's solved the mystery it's just a lot of hairspray MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:18 PM kiba and hinata are just watching tv and suddenly you hear IVE GOT IT! from shinos room he runs out I FIGURED IT OUT! figured what out TENTENS HAIR! what impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:19 PM "ok shino" "cool" "hairspray, right?" shino thinks they went on a tenten hair mission and left him out he defriends everyone again MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:20 PM

they tell him yamato told them and he accompanies kakashi and naruto on their egg hunt but shino points out the right car for once impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:21 PM they're like NAH THAT AIN'T HIS IT'S TOO COOL MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:22 PM YES impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:24 PM sigh . . . . . . . MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:24 PM ? impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:24 PM i love this au MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:25 PM oh yeah me too impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:25 PM but i wish i understood the minor characters better like i don't feel like i have a grasp on kiba's character MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:25 PM i like how you wrote him impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:25 PM yeah i don't know, he just seemed like "generic dude" to me writing that are there any arcs where there's more about him? MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:26 PM theres a couple filler episodes

impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:26 PM yeah? anything in the manga? MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:26 PM like, theres one in part 1 where akamaru gets this really bad disease and becomes a crazy wolfdog shit and they have to kill him but kiba doesnt want to go through with it then theres one where hes jealous of naruto being the village hero and shit and his mom and shino are like stop bitching and then he goes to ask kakashi for help with training impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:27 PM i want to see that MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:28 PM yeah but i wouldnt watch it now cause youre not up past the arc in the manga where it comes up impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:28 PM oh MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:28 PM theres also one where shino gets his ass kicked by an enemy ninja and he gets all prideful and quits team 8 and kiba and hinata try to get him on his feet and train him in taijutsu but kiba is a total dick in that episode he keeps talking about how shino missed the mission to piss him off impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:29 PM oh my god i want to watch that too MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:29 PM like when he mentions it you see hinatas expression in the background go like OH NO KIBA STOP impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:30 PM hahahaha MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:31 PM

but yeah honestly considering theres not too much about the minor characters i think weve grasped them pretty well i mean we gave hinata shit ton of confidence but i like that impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:31 PM i like that too MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:32 PM yeah i figure she gets a confidence boost at her first party ever when she gets offered a drink impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:33 PM she's like i'm an ADULT and i can DO WHAT WANT MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:33 PM shino and kiba are flabbergasted mostly kiba, shino is already fucked up beyond reason impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:34 PM yes definitely kiba is just like SHE TALKED TO A STRANGER WHAT HOW HUH MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:36 PM shinos just like ATTA GIRL nejis like what a disgrace to the clan!!

he eats those words after he makes out with her impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:38 PM i know neji you butt MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:39 PM rock lee didnt see her drink and so he thinks she just had this surge of confidence impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:39 PM he's so proud he gives her the nice-guy pose she does it back to him MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:43 PM shino hinata tenten temari kankuro and naruto were like the only ones drunk at the first party of the year, everyone else was too nervous or didnt want to or couldnt get drunk, in chojis case impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:43 PM yeah ino tried a sip but it wasn't very good so she told sakura not to drink any either so sakura was like FUCK YOU INO I DO WHAT I LIKE and tried a sip and was like yeah this is gross MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:45 PM temari immediately pounced on shikamaru so he didnt have a chance to kiba was worried hed get out of control

kankuro and temari wouldnt let gaara drink impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:46 PM he was just a kid yeah shikamaru didn't even want to be at the party he already knew everyone a nd school was going to be hard work so he just wanted to lie around MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:47 PM he went cause choji was nervous about it impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:47 PM choji dragged him yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:47 PM but choji ended up hanging out with ino and sakura all night lee dragged neji along tenten helped neji brought a textbook with him and tenten accidentally spilled beer on it impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:48 PM OOPS ACCIDENT hmm MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:49 PM

kiba dragged shino and hinata to the party, they didnt originally want to go impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:49 PM does tenten like anyone? MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:50 PM im thinkin she had a tiny crush on neji in the beginning and then he made out with his cousin. . ... and was also a sticler impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:50 PM yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:50 PM maybe dated kiba for a short time and it didnt go anywhere? impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:50 PM it was really boring they both kept checking their watches MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:51 PM hung out with shino a lot but didnt make a move until after college at inos wedding impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:51 PM she kind of dug shikamaru for a while but she was scared of temari yeah when tenten makes a move it's always a disaster she winds up dating sai? it's really weird and nobody hangs out with them i don't know if that lasts MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:52 PM probably doesnt last too long then she has her little hook ups with shino but doesnt tie herself down shino doesnt either but he doesnt really try to date anyone else family comes first

impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:56 PM i want to watch the anime soon i've been only reading the manga and i feel like i'm missing a lot of characterization of the more minor characters MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:56 PM theres a pretty good filler called the three tails arc impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:56 PM yeah? MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:57 PM it starts out as kakashi + shino kiba and hinata and then later yamato naruto sakura and sai show up and then even later shizune comes and brings rock lee tenten and ino theres also a good part 1 arc where team 8 and naruto go to find a special bug that can track the first thing it smells and they want to use it to get sasuke back shino tells hinata about it and hinata volunteers to do it impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:58 PM oh that sounds good MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:58 PM and tsunades like ok sure whatever the fuck and shino is the leader of the team and naruto and him do not get along impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:59 PM i bet they do not MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 10:59 PM it focuses a lot on hinata then anyone impressive grandma 8/28/12 10:59 PM oh cool i want to learn more about her MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:00 PM and its really nice because shino really wants to succeed in the mission because its the first time hinatas ever volunteered for something shino gets a mouthful of lines informing naruto about how hard hinatas been working impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:01 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6pbFiF6QW6M aw

that's so good MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:03 PM LMFAO THAT VIDEO impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:03 PM that's really good i'm sneaking through the kiba tag MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:05 PM its unsafe to go on the shino tag anymore impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:05 PM yeah? i'm releived that there isn't much weird shit going on relieved in the kiba tag MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:06 PM yeah impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:08 PM aaaa ok just saw some weird stuff getting the fuck out of there now MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:09 PM probably for the best impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:09 PM yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:10 PM i think weve got things well pegged in the au though impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:10 PM we're good we're so good at naruto we won things we've gotten right: 1. yamato sucks and is dumb? everyone hates him

2. tenten who? MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:10 PM ^ impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:11 PM 3. shino is a grown ass adult and still not over the sasuke retrieval MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:11 PM ^^^ impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:11 PM 4. kakashi is really weird MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:12 PM ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:14 PM the weirdest but cool the d o g e 8/28/12 11:14 PM jack your message was mean :T impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:14 PM what message???? MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:15 PM wasnt it supposed to be how youre mischaracterized doesnt everybody ask you for fantrolls the d o g e 8/28/12 11:15 PM hm tRUE i guess i just think of that as happening more on dA anyway do either of you remember that one video of like a really crazy old microsoft chat room thing MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:16 PM super beetle suplex?

the d o g e 8/28/12 11:16 PM that like 15 people had taken over and it was now like a psychedelic cult??? impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:17 PM um no? i don't know :| i will be right back <3<3<3 the d o g e 8/28/12 11:19 PM FUCK I FOUND IT MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:19 PM ? the d o g e 8/28/12 11:19 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iqel0k0NzNU impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:19 PM :(((( I AM SO BUMMED abouthte hso standings being kpublished because i feel like i abandoned the team and i just have this huge mass of guilt and anxiety about the whole thing i'll be back though hold on MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:21 PM ok impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:27 PM wow that thing is WEIRD the d o g e 8/28/12 11:27 PM the vid???? impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:27 PM yeah

the d o g e 8/28/12 11:27 PM yeah it is MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:27 PM http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9hyuisNKf1r9scx5o1_500.png wh at #sad #love #unrequited love icon is yugi impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:28 PM what is that MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:29 PM the guy from yugio impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:29 PM i mean the picture MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:30 PM its a picture someone drew on mspaint representing You Belong With Me by taylor swift impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:30 PM whaaat MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:31 PM yeah its really bad impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:32 PM that video is really fucked up MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:32 PM im refusing to watch it impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:32 PM it's really freaky HEY when kiba turns 20 he decides to grow a mustache he does it's gorgeous MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:34 PM shino told him hinata likes mustachioed men

1 year in the past.... . hey hinata i bet you 10 bucks i can get kiba to grow a mustache lmao no way youre on impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:35 PM kiba http://steeshes.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/mustache-ryangosling.jpg%3Fw%3D640 kiba is the kind of guy who shaves in the morning and looks like that in the evening he's got crazy facial hair shikamaru always has lots of stubble because shaving is a pain in the ass MELSISIJFSH is sending you a file 8/28/12 11:37 PM kiba.png 198.5 KB impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:37 PM ahahaha i was going to do that! nice hi-five MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:38 PM shino has like a will smith goatee for a while but nobody notices cause its under the coat and he just shaves it and pretends it never happened impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:38 PM yeah naruto has a soul patch forever it's horrible but it's so light blonde you don't really notice it but when you do it's startling

OH MY GOD you think that's HORRIBLE looking it's hard to tell if it's supposed to be there or if naruto is really bad at shaving MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:40 PM sometimes he has shaving cuts http://mr-radical.tumblr.com/post/30433585802 impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:41 PM hah nice MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:42 PM https://p.twimg.com/A1AgEO6CcAEkEll.jpg LMFAO the d o g e 8/28/12 11:42 PM you guys i don't say this enough but you guys are the best okay i am super proud to be your friend and you're just really great okay impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:43 PM YOU are the best <3<3<3 MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:43 PM hanz youre flattering me no actually i am the best but you two are close seconds impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:44 PM hahaha jack you scamp MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:44 PM thats our jack! -laughtrackthe d o g e 8/28/12 11:44 PM jack you are a rapscallion!!! MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:45 PM i know

but in all honesty you guys are great and we are the best skype family impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:46 PM we have a good skype family aa jinx thank you hanz! but what brought that on! the d o g e 8/28/12 11:46 PM i dunno, i guess i feel like i don't say it enough but i am so happy we are skype family MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:47 PM and to think, this was all caused by a video of a white kid voicing a clearly black sentry worm the d o g e 8/28/12 11:47 PM that is...... humbling???? and also great impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:48 PM i don't even know how i started following you! or when! i met jack thorugh hanz MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:48 PM i think hanz invited me to something you were streaming once impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:48 PM hanz is the lynchpin yeah probably MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:48 PM and then one day we bonded over the fantroll picture impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:48 PM ahhh yes well we all talked before that i think!

the "jack do your homework" thing MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:49 PM yes the first CHAT impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:49 PM aaah yes nostalgia . . . the d o g e 8/28/12 11:49 PM we were so young then so young and at least 93% less naruto impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:50 PM yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:51 PM my fault btw impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:51 PM ughhh both of you are so bad the d o g e 8/28/12 11:51 PM hehehehehe c: impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:51 PM yeah didn't you say you'd watch some madoka if i watched naruto? jack how much madoka have you watched versus the amount of naruto i have read the d o g e 8/28/12 11:51 PM rUN JACK RUN YOU CANT HANDLE MADOKA impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:51 PM i have read

376 naruto comics MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:52 PM whats madoka again impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:52 PM OH MY GOD the d o g e 8/28/12 11:52 PM CRAZY AS HELL impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:52 PM jack . . .. the d o g e 8/28/12 11:52 PM RUN impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:52 PM it's so good . . .. it's our next thing after naruto there aren't any boys in it but you'll still like it it's fucking badass MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:52 PM ill get around to it how many episodes is it impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:53 PM uh 12 so 6 hours MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:53 PM only 12? impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:53 PM hanz remember when you were on episode 10 and i was like GET READY TO DIE

CRYING MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:53 PM thats not so bad impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:53 PM and you were like pfft yeah it's kind of intense but i've seen worse and then you were like oh oh no MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:53 PM didnt someone get decapitated the d o g e 8/28/12 11:53 PM that's like impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:53 PM umm the d o g e 8/28/12 11:53 PM the tamest thing impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:53 PM that's nothing literally the tamest thing the d o g e 8/28/12 11:54 PM you will be acheing for decapitations by the end of it impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:54 PM there's cannibalism and tears and endless misery MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:54 PM jeez the d o g e 8/28/12 11:54 PM but you keep wATCHING MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:55 PM im staying up till midnight because i have confidence in an update tonight impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:55 PM

ooh me too the d o g e 8/28/12 11:55 PM !!! impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:55 PM i'm tense MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:55 PM thats honestly the only reason i like how people are comparing this to cascade the d o g e 8/28/12 11:56 PM i know!!!!!!! u fuckin babies u babes in da woods impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:56 PM they have NO IDEA oh fukc jack were you alive while calvin and hobbes was still in newspapers MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:56 PM idk but i have a book of calvin and hobbes strips the d o g e 8/28/12 11:57 PM when did it stop running???? 1994??? 92?? impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:58 PM 1995 oh god

that was like a year before jack was born the d o g e 8/28/12 11:58 PM i was alive!!!!!!!!!! impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:58 PM im crying wow the d o g e 8/28/12 11:58 PM i was alive and 3 impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:58 PM wow you guys don't even KNOW MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:59 PM i read it though impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:59 PM yeah it's good so good the d o g e 8/28/12 11:59 PM the best MELSISIJFSH 8/28/12 11:59 PM oh wow tomorrow is maddies birthday good thing i already got her a SWEET GIFT impressive grandma 8/28/12 11:59 PM uh-oh yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 12:00 AM the framed autographed picture impressive grandma 8/29/12 12:00 AM i remember that the d o g e 8/29/12 12:00 AM

brilliant MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 12:00 AM she told me its sitting on her bookshelf impressive grandma 8/29/12 12:01 AM http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m97zgaMVST1qevnjdo1_400.png um she might like you a little then if someone keeps a framed photo of you on their shelf MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 12:02 AM anyone would keep that especially since its me impressive grandma 8/29/12 12:03 AM true i have one of your certified photoshops as my desktop come to think of it you two have been the sources of my desktop wallpaper for like the past 8 months like for a while it was troll uggs, and then skyuuep famiuly, and then before that it was karkat with a baby and right now it is fish on the moon MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 12:05 AM skyuuep famiuly i.e. best drawing ive ever made impressive grandma 8/29/12 12:06 AM i love that so much and there was a timerails one you did for me too and hanz's timerails photos

man . . . babies MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 12:06 AM those were dui drawing under the influence ok thats enough waiting, theres no update im going to bed impressive grandma 8/29/12 12:09 AM ok kiddo good night the d o g e 8/29/12 12:09 AM goodnight jack!!!!! MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 12:09 AM peace impressive grandma 8/29/12 12:09 AM <3 the d o g e 8/29/12 12:09 AM sleep tight and have a good day tomorrow impressive grandma 8/29/12 12:09 AM ganbatte, jack-kun MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 8:28 PM hi friends who arent here yet impressive grandma 8/29/12 8:28 PM hi kiddo MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 8:29 PM hi kat impressive grandma 8/29/12 8:30 PM shit's going down in naruto itachi's dead? tobi is like some old uchiha dude? mysteries?

MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 8:30 PM yeah shit definitely is youre not there yet but the latest naruto chapter came out and was very reveal-y impressive grandma 8/29/12 8:30 PM ooh i hear there was baby kakashi MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 8:31 PM was hanz freaking out impressive grandma 8/29/12 8:32 PM about me spoiling myself? readign spoilers i mean? because i reblogged a picture of baby kakashi and she scolded me MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 8:32 PM no i mean about the chapter its really something you shouldnt read yet though impressive grandma 8/29/12 8:32 PM oh no i don't think so? she said kakashi as a kid is a dicklord just totally the worst MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 8:33 PM yeah he is but yeah dont read it thatd be bad impressive grandma 8/29/12 8:33 PM i won't jeez http://t-o-k-i-d-o-k-i.tumblr.com/ i was just following this blog

ok unfollowed saw something that might be spoiler-y so i unfollowed but i liked the pictures and i wil lre-follow soon MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 8:38 PM where did hanz go anyway impressive grandma 8/29/12 8:38 PM not sure! MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 8:38 PM i need to talk to her about this chapter like holy shit impressive grandma 8/29/12 8:38 PM oh man hmm well maybe she'll be on later? MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 8:39 PM hope so so whats up with you impressive grandma 8/29/12 8:49 PM sorry i was off talking with my folks not much! had my first class, it was rad as hell MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 8:50 PM sweet thats cool hey want to au some more impressive grandma 8/29/12 8:57 PM i'm reading an exciting part right now i want to learn more about the uchiha clan massacre MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 8:57 PM

oh yeah that part did you see the shino chapter or like the half shino chapter impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:20 PM yeah he talks weird and he's SO MAD about the sasuke mission jesus dude chill on it MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:21 PM thats his gimmick in part two impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:21 PM it's been 4 years yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:21 PM "Why? Because" impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:21 PM jeez MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:21 PM etc. impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:21 PM nerd MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:21 PM he seems to me like he's got abandonment issues impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:21 PM yeah? what's his story? MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:22 PM they havent given him one idk if they ever will impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:23 PM

hold on i'm having emotions about naruto and jiraya MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:23 PM ugh man i know impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:26 PM augh shikamaru helped naruto and that girl in the glasses LIIIIKEs shikamaru, ok whateves MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:27 PM with? impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:27 PM with being sad abotu jiraya's death MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:27 PM oh right i didnt read that chapter impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:27 PM oh mann it was sad kind of MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:28 PM yeah impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:29 PM omg kakashi reading icha-icha tactics kakashi . .. http://c.mhcdn.net/store/manga/8/44-407.0/compressed/12.jpg MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:30 PM you read kakashi chronicle right it never made sense to me why little kakashi was such a hardass impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:35 PM yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:35 PM and then all of a sudden he's laid back impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:36 PM

really? hmm it makes sense to me kind of he tries to live his life more like obito sort of in honor of him but also because he feels like it is the better way to live? MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:37 PM yeah until you get crushed by a boulder impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:37 PM and probably kakashi had that kind of nature but was keeping everything on lockdown trying to deal with his dad's suicide MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:37 PM his dad committed suicide? shit impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:38 PM yeah out of shame from everyone shunning him MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:38 PM damn impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:38 PM that was why kakashi was like OK MISSION IS #1 PRIORITY because he was super ashamed of his dad and aslo probably real torn up about it? and obito is like YOUR DAD IS A HERO

and i don't know it makes sense in my head MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:39 PM damn impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:39 PM but yeah i think "hardass kakashi" is a result of external influences and once kakashi is able to forgive his father and himself he can be relaxed and happy MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:40 PM yeah impressive grandma 8/29/12 9:46 PM SO those are some kakashi thought s MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 9:47 PM its a good theory ugh i have homework but im really tired impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:01 PM what do you have to do? MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:01 PM stupid lame psychology homework impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:02 PM yuck what is it? like an essay or something? MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:03 PM nah its not hard really i just dont want to do it impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:04 PM

that's understandable MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:10 PM yeah school is 4 lozers impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:10 PM and nerds MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:10 PM i have a swim meet tomorrow though! happy impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:10 PM good luck! that should be fun right? MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:10 PM lmao fuck no we're up against mast academy we already lost but hey at least theres no practice impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:10 PM :| what the hell is mast acadamy sounds like a pile of shit MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:11 PM school full of homosexual ball grabbing water polo players impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:11 PM yikes that's a rough scene didn't know there was a school for that but you learn something new every day MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:12 PM they also smoke cigarettes impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:12 PM !!! bad teens

MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:12 PM like i'd understand if it was weed 98 percent of water polo players smoke weed impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:13 PM hahahaha our school's weed team used to have a swimming problem MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:13 PM once we had a game against krop our entire starting lineup showed up high impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:14 PM what's krop? oh man MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:14 PM krop is another school we won by a lot impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:14 PM nice very nice MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:17 PM yeah impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:19 PM the whole family . . . is together again ... MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:19 PM yayayaya the d o g e 8/29/12 10:21 PM good evening!!!!!! how were your respective days????? how was your first class????? what is your psych assignment???? impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:22 PM my class is good and his assignment is bad, apparently

the d o g e 8/29/12 10:23 PM that's what i inferred from some context clues impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:26 PM yes we talked about kakashi feelings hanz jiraya died :( the d o g e 8/29/12 10:27 PM yeah he does that impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:27 PM i wanted him to not die is the thing i would prefer that everyone live also konoha is burning down ithink pain is attacking it the d o g e 8/29/12 10:28 PM hoo boy impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:28 PM thanks a lot for summoning infinity slugs, tsundae MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:28 PM i liked that arc impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:28 PM that's a good help

MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:28 PM there was another shino scene impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:28 PM those slugs will make or break it yeah i'm hoping the d o g e 8/29/12 10:28 PM i love her slugs they're so nice impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:28 PM they are but like the d o g e 8/29/12 10:28 PM their voices in the anime are super cute impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:29 PM not speedy? or helpful looking someday we will watch the anime the d o g e 8/29/12 10:29 PM they heal people though!!!! and can communicate stuff they're adorable impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:34 PM ohhhh that dude that bad guy who made shi who the fuck is that dude i fucking hate him he's the WORST the d o g e 8/29/12 10:34 PM ??? impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:34 PM the head of the root the d o g e 8/29/12 10:34 PM ohhhhh danzo yeah he literally is the worst impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:35 PM yeah he's fucking awful

ugh MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:35 PM danzoooooo impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:36 PM aoaskdj;kl choji's dad is dead/?? the d o g e 8/29/12 10:37 PM here we goooooo :'c impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:37 PM oh nooo kakashi's daaaaaaaaaad ooooooohhhhhhh noooooo i'm 100% bummed http://c.mhcdn.net/store/manga/8/46-425.0/compressed/naruto_425_sleepyfans.03.jpg :'( :'( the d o g e 8/29/12 10:38 PM it's okay it'll be okay impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:38 PM shhhh the d o g e 8/29/12 10:45 PM just trying 2 comfort u because i didn't have that luxury u_u MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:46 PM hahahahahah i didnt read that part either

impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:47 PM oh wow shino's family looks weird MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:47 PM uh more like rad impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:48 PM uh more like weird http://c.mhcdn.net/store/manga/8/46-427.0/compressed/naruto_427_sleepyfans.14.jpg why does he have his hood up MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:48 PM who, shino? impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:48 PM yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:49 PM he always does impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:49 PM he looks like he's trying to rob a convenience store not save a village yeah i know but i like to poke fun a litlte llelielelelttle little that's a fun set of typos MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:49 PM actually konan's english dub is apu from the simpsons impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:49 PM what the d o g e 8/29/12 10:49 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llL1h0o4Upo MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:49 PM im kidding

impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:49 PM who's konan? i'm sorry i'm getting everyone confused ohhhhh the paper lady MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:50 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKHxW44ucKw hey kat look dont look at the comments impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:51 PM uh woah MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:51 PM ill murder you if you look at the comments impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:51 PM i didn't but what whoah what is with that VOICE MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:51 PM thats tobi in the english dub impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:51 PM what's going on there jesus christ the d o g e 8/29/12 10:51 PM crazy is what's going on there impressive grandma 8/29/12 10:52 PM oh my god MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 10:58 PM omg the futurama finale

impressive grandma 8/29/12 11:01 PM what? it's still on? rad but i am surprised MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 11:01 PM it was like nature documentaries with futurama characters as animals http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94mujmmpD1qz8x31o1_500.jpg impressive grandma 8/29/12 11:03 PM wow uhhh MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 11:08 PM kill me im so tired impressive grandma 8/29/12 11:08 PM *boom* MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 11:08 PM we had this stupid junior orientation meeting and now my moms freaked out impressive grandma 8/29/12 11:09 PM oh about what? MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 11:09 PM shes like "OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO START LOOKING AT COLLEGES" its the second week of fucking school impressive grandma 8/29/12 11:09 PM jack i will help u the d o g e 8/29/12 11:09 PM that's a big thing for moms

impressive grandma 8/29/12 11:09 PM i will be your guy-sensei yeah it is but i hear where your'e coming from too the d o g e 8/29/12 11:10 PM yeah yeah, same! impressive grandma 8/29/12 11:10 PM i'm not going to ask you if you've thought about it at all (though i am curious) MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 11:10 PM i have but again second week of school impressive grandma 8/29/12 11:10 PM yeah i know MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 11:10 PM not on my priority list presently impressive grandma 8/29/12 11:11 PM yeah ugh first day of classes and he was like NOT MUCH READING FOR NEXT WEEK guess how many pages the d o g e 8/29/12 11:14 PM a bunch!!! MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 11:14 PM http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m765ntgJ5Z1r03z0c.png impressive grandma 8/29/12 11:14 PM 100+ pages that was a good pesterlog MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 11:16 PM ok i was gonna stay up for homestuck but im exhausted

peace the d o g e 8/29/12 11:17 PM is that happening tonight??? ah!!!!! goodnight!!! MELSISIJFSH 8/29/12 11:17 PM idk maybe impressive grandma 8/29/12 11:17 PM goodniht jack xooxox ganbatte jack-kun ahhhhh the d o g e 8/29/12 11:32 PM ??? impressive grandma 8/29/12 11:33 PM i put all my text files into one folder that is named "mass of text files" the d o g e 8/29/12 11:35 PM well, you'll never mistake it for anything!! impressive grandma 8/29/12 11:38 PM yeah it's good the d o g e 8/29/12 11:45 PM okay im fallin asleep its bed time

impressive grandma 8/29/12 11:45 PM ok night baby <3 <3 zzz the d o g e 8/29/12 11:45 PM goodnight!!! xoxoxo MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 7:08 PM hello my connection suchs sucks impressive grandma 8/30/12 8:42 PM skype family i've lost control of my life the d o g e 8/30/12 8:42 PM jack's watching the opening montage of UP i think you're doing okay impressive grandma 8/30/12 8:42 PM up? the d o g e 8/30/12 8:42 PM the pixar movie impressive grandma 8/30/12 8:42 PM oh no jack i've never seen it but i've heard rumors ganbatte, jack-kun

the d o g e 8/30/12 8:43 PM oh my god don't do it don't ever watch it impressive grandma 8/30/12 8:43 PM i will never i watched that kiba naruto episode the one where he asks kakashi to train him and the dogs train him kiba is essentially naruto except more arrogant and less determined the d o g e 8/30/12 8:44 PM in a lot of ways yeah how was your day???? MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 8:57 PM im back how are you guys the d o g e 8/30/12 9:05 PM upd8 FML IT STOPPED AT 98% W H A T MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 9:06 PM what OH SHIT the d o g e 8/30/12 9:06 PM YEAH MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 9:06 PM you werent kidding the d o g e 8/30/12 9:06 PM i don't play about that kind of thing uwu MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 9:06 PM better be fuckin dazzling the d o g e 8/30/12 9:07 PM omg it's super jerky for me i think it's because like EVERYONE is on it

MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 9:07 PM OH!!! INTERACTIVE??? the d o g e 8/30/12 9:07 PM SPOILERS MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 9:08 PM SRRY the d o g e 8/30/12 9:08 PM OH SHIT MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 9:13 PM does the music just stop at one point for you? the d o g e 8/30/12 9:13 PM not yet okay it stopped but i think it was supposed to??? MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 9:14 PM ugh this flash is glitchy as fuck the d o g e 8/30/12 9:15 PM urgh i really dont want to replay as much as i did but it's not doing anything impressive grandma 8/30/12 9:26 PM upd8??? MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 9:26 PM ye impressive grandma 8/30/12 9:26 PM replay??? im gonna die not loading 4 me gonna diee GONNA die AAAAGU IS IT A GAME IS IT A FLASH GAME IS IT

AUGH I NEED TO KNOW FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK :'( QUICK JACK HELP ME FEEL BETTER W AU tHOUGHTS MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 9:29 PM flash gamin it up right now impressive grandma 8/30/12 9:29 PM IS THERE A HALLOWEEN PARTY DOES TEMARI GO AS NICKI MINAJ DOES SHIKAMARU GO AS A DUDE WHO WANTS TO BONE NICKI MINAJ uUUGH AAA I'm cry MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 9:31 PM yes impressive grandma 8/30/12 9:31 PM do they get in a fight does kiba go as akamaru and does temari start dancing with him because she's not speaking to shikamaru and does he lick her face because he's "in character" does shikamaru then walk over and just deck him well you guys are playing and probably wnat to chat about it so i'm gonna get off skype and read naruto until the site is back up bc it is crashed

fyi the d o g e 8/30/12 9:33 PM i'm sorry D: impressive grandma 8/30/12 9:33 PM oh wait it's loading the d o g e 8/30/12 9:33 PM aaaaa i'm really sorry impressive grandma 8/30/12 9:33 PM 90% the d o g e 8/30/12 9:33 PM YESSSSS impressive grandma 8/30/12 9:33 PM cmon cmon ugh it's stuck at 90% omg so close 96% ffff it's the condesce's symbol im cry ing it is still 96 fuck my life i'm gonna throw everythign out the window

98 100 YEAH omg aradia double pistosls afra;lk oh my fuck FUCK the d o g e 8/30/12 9:43 PM SHSHSHSHSHGHSHFSHSHSHHGFHSDFHSDKGFSHDGFKSD impressive grandma 8/30/12 9:43 PM did it just stop for anyone at the beach? ?? the d o g e 8/30/12 9:43 PM briefly impressive grandma 8/30/12 9:43 PM like it's hugn i think ro stomething no typoing #failpros oh my god rose si hitting on meenah wow ok help i can't get anywhere other than the beach?

MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:08 PM ok you know where dave is impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:08 PM yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:08 PM go down from there impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:08 PM ok it's not letting me go anywhere MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:10 PM theres a lot of people so youve gotta wait for it to load impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:10 PM no i mean it just won't let me go anywhere it's supposed to go left, right? like down the stairs past the hussie thing hussie box MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:10 PM no go to where dave is standing impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:11 PM ok MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:11 PM and then go directly downward impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:11 PM OH OOK thank you MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:12 PM yeah impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:12 PM you're the best jack MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:13 PM youre probably gonna need more help later, so when youre at a point where you need

help i will help you through it impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:15 PM omg ok signless omg MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:16 PM he's so annoying i hate him impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:16 PM oh my god i love hims o much kankri :LSKdjak;skldjfk KARKAT MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:16 PM he doesnt STOP TALKING impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:16 PM KSL:jdfa;lksdjf;lkaj KARKAST the d o g e 8/30/12 10:21 PM guys i'm scared of tumblr right now impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:21 PM why what's going on are people angyr about kankri the d o g e 8/30/12 10:21 PM i have no idea probably impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:21 PM

because i'm fucking dying over here MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:22 PM they cant get past either dave and/or the next part impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:23 PM shit did redglare just fucking ollie in omg MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:23 PM shes the best one i love her more then any homestuck impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:30 PM pantskan i'm dead hold me THE INSUFFERABLE AA 8/30/12 10:36 PM the d o g e holds u impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:36 PM please hold me MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:36 PM latula for president impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:36 PM #Fr9wns all ar9nd i'm dead porrim is my #1 MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:38 PM

i like porrim too the d o g e 8/30/12 10:40 PM porrim is a babe MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:40 PM pretty sure if i saw taylor swift wearing her outfit i'd die and go to heaven the d o g e 8/30/12 10:42 PM guys i drank too much faygo earlier and my tummy is upset but i'm really hungry impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:43 PM why did you drink faygo the d o g e 8/30/12 10:43 PM because jennifer bought it for me and i wanted some soda to celebrate getting chores done it was grape, grape is usually okay impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:44 PM yuck omg game girl song for latula MELSISIJFSH is sending you a file 8/30/12 10:46 PM wts #1.docx 11.1 KB MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:46 PM do you like my homework i had to write a 15 line paper with a bunch of specifications and i came up with this shit the d o g e 8/30/12 10:47 PM oh man that was kind of brutal MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:47 PM i'm aware

his example for us was a deer about to be hit by a car impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:48 PM that's RAD MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:50 PM yuh so want to au impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:50 PM no playing still MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:51 PM oh right impressive grandma 8/30/12 10:57 PM so how do i progress from the kankri/porrim/latula place nevermind MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 10:58 PM i have a comprehensive guide on how to do it impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:04 PM ok so is that the last thing i can do? the advice booth? or si there more the d o g e 8/30/12 11:05 PM i think that's it! impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:05 PM ok MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:05 PM its as far as i got impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:07 PM everyone's so mad about kankri ahaha nobody can laugh at themselves

nobody MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:07 PM colourslikeyou 2012-08-30 23:00 I GAVE HIM THE HORSE HITCHER AND HES FOLLOWING ME NOW FRICKING #homestuck #update #spoiler impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:07 PM ? MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:07 PM neat easter egg if you wanna go for it impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:07 PM what hussie? MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:07 PM if you give hussie the horse hitcher he follows you around impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:08 PM ugh no thanks is that all or do people react to him? hussie self-insert creeps me out a little the eyes i think the d o g e 8/30/12 11:08 PM i love it, i think it's cute i don't really want to unfollow bobie but he's the source of a lot of negative stuff on my dash right now MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:11 PM bobie? the d o g e 8/30/12 11:11 PM

tumblr user manfiction i really like his art and he's a sweet dude and i respect his opinions but in my life, there is only room for so much stress and stress about the update is not a thing i want or need MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:12 PM ew i just checked his blog ew i disagree with him i think ew mycutefriendsweetprincess said: wow thanks hussie im now officially done with homestuck im glad he made it easy for me!!! yeah im not even gonna draw it anymore lol the d o g e 8/30/12 11:13 PM he's welcome to not like the update i just idk impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:13 PM yeah jesus like porrim's thing was totally reasonable and normal? the d o g e 8/30/12 11:13 PM i feel like he's making/taking the absolute worst away from the update impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:14 PM liek she was presented as totally rational and not crazy and yeah kankri is ridiculous but a lot of people are ridiculous like porrim's thing on gender was actually kind of interesting kankri's was really funny because it had 69 all over it };)

the d o g e 8/30/12 11:15 PM idk i feel like a lot of people are using the update as an excuse to get onto their moral high horses and be like "HOW DARE HUSSIE DO THIS THING" impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:15 PM yeah people like to be mad MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:16 PM HOW DARE HE HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:16 PM i don't think there was anything offensive about kankri being a ridiculous caricature every single character is ridiculous MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:16 PM also getting mad about "lusus abuse" is dumb sorry impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:16 PM LOOK AT LATULA THE MOST RIDICULOUS MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:17 PM hey you stfu latula is the best she is RADICAL impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:17 PM i know but she is so fucking ridiculous you have to admit the d o g e 8/30/12 11:17 PM man how can anyone be mad at anything rose is so hot MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:17 PM nope refuse to admit latula is great the d o g e 8/30/12 11:17 PM rose is way too hot to be mad MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:17 PM

fight me impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:17 PM yeah rose was so fucking bangin MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:17 PM i'd smash the d o g e 8/30/12 11:17 PM sly expressions impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:17 PM rose was hitting on meenah so hard also kanaya is rose's girlfriend also DAVE_EBUBBLES ladjs dang this is my shikamaru/temari song btw MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:20 PM ? impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:20 PM i don't know why i just like it and i like them? i think that's the reasoning it makes sense in my head the d o g e 8/30/12 11:20 PM what is the song?? impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:20 PM WHAT

you don't kNOW THIS SOGN FSDLKj my favorite nicki minaj song the d o g e 8/30/12 11:21 PM WHAT IS THE LINK TO THE SONG??????? impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:21 PM imean except all the others the d o g e 8/30/12 11:21 PM did i miss it???? impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:21 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqky5B179nM whoops fuck me i didn't past eit i'm such a butt whoops the d o g e 8/30/12 11:21 PM i thought i was going crazy, whew impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:21 PM wwwwwowo i am the worst the d o g e 8/30/12 11:21 PM pshhhhhh MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:21 PM are we discussing the d o g e 8/30/12 11:21 PM everybody does stuff like that, don't sweat it!!! MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:22 PM are we discussing au halloween impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:22 PM perhaps

but first we must agree MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:22 PM kegger? impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:23 PM that nicki minaj is the hottest person alive MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:23 PM um scuse me impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:23 PM um scuse YOU MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:23 PM taylor swift still exists impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:23 PM DUDE MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:23 PM and after her is me, so impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:23 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=4JipHEz53sU&feature=list_other&playnext=1&list=ALHTd1VmZQRNptgo4ed0biMPKt TTpYcIE_ FUCKING LOOK AT THIS SHE'S SO FUCKING HOT DUDE look at that lady MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:23 PM shes not taylor swift impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:24 PM taylor swift is not nicki minaj

aaaaa MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:24 PM nope taylor swift impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:24 PM hanz weigh in the d o g e 8/30/12 11:25 PM i think everyone is hot impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:25 PM hanz the d o g e 8/30/12 11:25 PM I DO impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:25 PM hanz the d o g e 8/30/12 11:25 PM YOU KNOW I DO everyone is hot impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:25 PM yeah i guess but this lady the d o g e 8/30/12 11:25 PM i like her views on being called a bitch impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:25 PM i mean OBJECTIVELY ! is super hot the d o g e 8/30/12 11:25 PM and she has a cute booty MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:25 PM ^ the d o g e 8/30/12 11:25 PM and i really like her hair impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:25 PM which hair MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:26 PM not big on most of her songs though impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:26 PM

ffft ok well i guess we've all got our opinions MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:26 PM halloween au? impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:26 PM mine is that nicki minaj is the #1 ok YES\ so kiba dresses as akamaru MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:27 PM kegger impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:27 PM yeah it's in shino's room MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:27 PM drunk halloween party=good halloween part YES impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:27 PM yeah shino throws a party MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:27 PM shinos a ghost just like a bedsheet impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:27 PM this is the one where the drama happens he's a toga ghost MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:27 PM

but he puts his shades over the eyeholes impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:27 PM yes MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:28 PM ooh drama impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:28 PM yeah this is the night where neji hooks up with hinata hinata is dressed as one of those generic sexy cat costumes people wear MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:28 PM omg cause theyre wearing MASKS got it impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:28 PM no not even, neji was just like COLLEGE WOOOOO!!!! MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:29 PM better who drugs him impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:29 PM shino but it wasn't actually drugs it was jsut advil so he wouldn't get hung over "take this. why? it will make you feel better." ^shino and neji thought he was super fucked up so he was like IT"S OK TO MAKE OUT WITH MY COUSIN NOW, RIGHT? as i mentioned before MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:30 PM omfg

impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:30 PM temari dresses as nicki minaj and shikamaru dresses as a dude who wants to bone the hell out of nicki minaj MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:31 PM yes because he lacks the energy to wear an actual costume impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:31 PM yeah he doesn't tell anyone that's his costume, either because it just kind of happened on the way to the party he realized MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:31 PM brb for like 2 mins impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:31 PM ok!!! hanz do you like robot steampunk stuff? http://www.youtube.com/watch? list=ALHTd1VmZQRNptgo4ed0biMPKtTTpYcIE_&v=YVw7eJ0vGfM&NR=1&feature=en dscreen the d o g e 8/30/12 11:32 PM !!! impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:32 PM i know it's nicki minaj again but the d o g e 8/30/12 11:32 PM i don't mind her stuff every once in a while and this song makes me think of that one huge homestuck askblog video impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:32 PM yeah that was pretty cute

the d o g e 8/30/12 11:33 PM oh wHOA this is cOOL impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:33 PM yeah right? the d o g e 8/30/12 11:33 PM kinda creepy MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:36 PM ok back impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:36 PM jack hello MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:36 PM ok costumes lets go impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:36 PM ok kiba is akamaru and akamaru is kiba kiba puts red stripes on akamaru's face and calls it a day shino is a bedsheet toga ghost hinata is generic sexy cat lady lee dresses as santa? nobody asks or mentions it MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:38 PM yes sakura and ino both come as slutty nurses "you need to go change" "no, YOU need to go change" impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:39 PM but they live together oh man

that conversation happens before they even go they show up not talking MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:40 PM yes the d o g e 8/30/12 11:40 PM http://themusingsofeli.tumblr.com/post/30566198080/measureyourlifeincakefadeintocase-update MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:40 PM tenten does one of those prank hairband things where it looks like a knife is being stabbed through your head impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:41 PM that's it lee is terrified TENTEN WE HAVE TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL DASHER, DANCER, PRANCER, TO ME! MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:41 PM YES neji is rudolph impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:42 PM hmmm but would he though! maybe yeah yeah i like it

lee convinced him MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:43 PM he'd say no but lee's huge eyes would get watery impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:43 PM post-it war yes NEJI, PLEASE. IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME. YOU, AS MY FRIEND, ARE MY GUIDING LIGHT. MY TRUSTY STEED. what? YOU HEARD ME. MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:44 PM TENTEN IS GOING AS PRANCER, RIGHT TENTEN? tenten nods and when lee looks back at neji she shakes her head no impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:44 PM is gaara allowed to go to any parties? or do temari and kankuro ban him MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:45 PM he's invited but kankuro and temari keep him home but he wears a complicated disguise impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:45 PM yeah MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:45 PM since its halloween impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:45 PM he shows up as um mmm mmm not a bedsheet ghots

he takes his eyeliner off and comes as an angel MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:46 PM he uses johns disguise impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:46 PM in a little sheet toga with little wings OMG MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:46 PM the clever one and NOBODY figures out its him impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:46 PM AN ANGEL IN THOSE NOSE GLASSES the d o g e 8/30/12 11:46 PM SHIT impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:46 PM WHO IS THAT ANGEL they say kankuro is too busy dancing and temari is too busy pretending to be interested in kiba kiba is busy pretending to be an enormous ninja dog MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:47 PM kankuro goes as a mummy because he bought a shit ton of toilet paper for half price at sams club impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:47 PM hahahahha they totally have a family membership to sams club gaara insisted it's the only way they can buy enough capri suns to keep him happy MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:47 PM choji goes as......... impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:47 PM a baby?

no MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:47 PM guy fieri impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:48 PM omg jakc ys good the d o g e 8/30/12 11:48 PM oh my god MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:48 PM that leaves naruto and kakashi and sai if hes gonna be there what if yamato comes as like a tree impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:48 PM kakashi is not invited but he comes to every party the d o g e 8/30/12 11:48 PM yamato impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:48 PM and is welcome yeah yamato has a really elaborate awkward tree costume and he can't really move and people think he's a decoration

neji and hinata lean against him as they're making out "hey, guys?" "guys?" MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:49 PM shino pees on it at one point impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:49 PM shino MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:49 PM thats how he meets the next girl he sleeps with impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:50 PM it's that girl with the glasses MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:50 PM shiho? impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:50 PM she's going as a girl without glasses yes MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:50 PM lmfao good impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:50 PM she doesn't realize it's shino she doesn't even really know where she is? she's from the all-women college in the next town over and her friends were like CHECK OUT THIS PARTY IT IS GONNA BE OFF THE HOOK they vanished like 10 minutes in MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:51 PM is sasukes hebi group at the college with sasuke impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:51 PM shiho is still there and the bus doesn't come for another hour so she's like EH, MIGHT AS WELL

hmmmmmmmm YES they're not invited to the party it's an art school MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:52 PM shino refuses until the sound 4 agree to host another sasuke school retrieval mission impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:52 PM yeah sasuke and co are always working on their theses and studying for their comprehensive exams MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:52 PM kakashi and naruto leave early to go trick or treating impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:53 PM I'D LOVE TO JOIN YOUR CHILDISH REVELS IF I DIDN'T HAVE A FUTURE TO CONSIDER I'M GOING TO GO STUDY LATER, PESANTS *hair flip* the d o g e 8/30/12 11:53 PM hideously accurate MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:53 PM they take all their chocolate, ball it up, and stick it on what they think is yamatos car impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:53 PM *4-way choreographed hair flip* ahah god so many maroon suvs do not make it through this au MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:53 PM

the akatsuki are a bunch of adults at a community college impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:54 PM they're super creepy MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:54 PM they dont get invited either impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:54 PM but they sure show up! they call campus security and get kicked out of the dorm they show up and try to get people to do lines in the bathroom MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:55 PM lmfao kakuzu charges them impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:55 PM WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THEY'RE LIKE 30 WHAT THE FUCK kiba barks at them the drunker he gets the more he pretends to be a dog he chases hinata until she climbs on top of yamato MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:55 PM he growls at neji after he makes out with hinata impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:55 PM who is still in a corner dressed as a tree

NEJI IS DRESSED AS A FIREMAN MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:56 PM FUCK impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:56 PM THAT'S HIS RATIONALE the d o g e 8/30/12 11:56 PM FUCK impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:56 PM I MUST REsCUE THE KITTY IN THE TREE I MUST TAKE CARE OF AND LOVE THIS PRECIOUS KITTY CAT MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:56 PM they makeout in one of the branches everyone sees impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:56 PM hinata is just like LOL WHATEVER LETS DO A SHoT MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:57 PM gaara goes "neat" and takes a photograph impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:57 PM gaara is the worst because he doesn't drink and he doesn't dance and he enjoys himself by taking really clear and interesting photos of people in terribly compromising positions he posts them on facebook and tags them meticulously MELSISIJFSH 8/30/12 11:58 PM kankuro uses his puppets as bongs impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:58 PM

yeah kankuro basically smokes and then just laughs at whatever's going on the d o g e 8/30/12 11:59 PM gaara is increasingly becoming one of my favorites what a literal angel impressive grandma 8/30/12 11:59 PM "ha ha ha what the fuccck" yeah he's so good 16 and in college MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 12:00 AM when hinata makes out with neji the music hits an ad on shino's pandora playlist impressive grandma 8/31/12 12:00 AM oh my god MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 12:00 AM and everyone is just staring and you hear in the background "BUY YOUR AMAZON KINDLE TODAY" kiba gets really pissed, shino winces a little but instantly forgets and goes back to making out with shiho, choji resists the urge to puke, kiba barks incessantly tenten's jaw drops, lee puts neji on the naughty list impressive grandma 8/31/12 12:01 AM nah choji cheers! "WOO!" he's super stoked "YEAH GET IT GURL!!" he's in hinata's corner MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 12:01 AM "choji, theyre cousins" "OH"

"WOO" impressive grandma 8/31/12 12:01 AM she's a true bro this is temari's costume btw http://www.billboard.com/photos/stylus/501850-nicki-minaj-cover-617-409.jpg kakashi is a really elaborate cosplay from make-out tactics like spot-on but it's a dude in a suit so they're like aHAHA kakashi-sensei in a suit MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 12:03 AM shikamaru tells people he's a nudist on strike when they say he's unoriginal impressive grandma 8/31/12 12:04 AM yeah he and temari got in a fight on the way over so she's just kind of cruising the crowd dancing up on everyone and he's like oh no she's hot they've only been kind of in a weird vague relationship-ish thing for one or two months at this point MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 12:05 AM she bumps shiho out of the way and grinds on shino but he's so blasted he doesnt even notice the change impressive grandma 8/31/12 12:06 AM yeah shino is just like

wow shiho sure got good at dancing all of a sudden college is great. why? because i am grinding with hot girls that i may become physically intimate with at a later point. MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 12:07 AM he says those things to himself impressive grandma 8/31/12 12:07 AM yes but kind of out loud? MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 12:07 AM omg what if the reason shino talks like that is because he's explaining shit to his bugs because they dont understand the real world impressive grandma 8/31/12 12:08 AM oh my god that's totally it MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 12:08 AM lmfao im genius impressive grandma 8/31/12 12:08 AM you did it the d o g e 8/31/12 12:08 AM OH MY GOD impressive grandma 8/31/12 12:08 AM that's why he's always like i'm doing this. why? here is the reason. like explaining the process to his baby bugs! jack you are so smart the smarter the bugs are teh better it is for everyone MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 12:09 AM yes he's so used to saying it that sometimes he does it to clarify for himself when hes drunk impressive grandma 8/31/12 12:10 AM yes

ughhhhh this au is amazing the d o g e 8/31/12 12:12 AM it really is impressive grandma 8/31/12 12:12 AM is that song a good shikamaru/temari song??? MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 12:12 AM ye the d o g e 8/31/12 12:13 AM guys i hate to be that guy but it is midnight impressive grandma 8/31/12 12:13 AM noo MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 12:13 AM ugh yeah impressive grandma 8/31/12 12:13 AM yeah true i am writing stuff so ishould go too MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 12:13 AM school and swim meet peace the d o g e 8/31/12 12:13 AM byyyyye!!!! impressive grandma 8/31/12 12:13 AM peace <3<3<3 the d o g e 8/31/12 12:13 AM goodnight everybody!!!!!

impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:43 PM so there hasn't been an update after last night right??? the d o g e 8/31/12 8:43 PM as far as i know, nope impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:44 PM ok good fa\mily hello the d o g e 8/31/12 8:45 PM hello!!!!! i'm at home right now impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:45 PM !!! the d o g e 8/31/12 8:45 PM on my own bed impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:45 PM tanto time? the d o g e 8/31/12 8:45 PM yesssssss impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:45 PM excellent on a naruto note i really wish sasuke's eyes would quit bleeding??? the d o g e 8/31/12 8:49 PM same they're like faucets for ten chapters nonstop impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:49 PM ugh the d o g e 8/31/12 8:49 PM tomato juice faucets impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:49 PM GROSS

sasuke quit being so gross the d o g e 8/31/12 8:50 PM he can'T HE'S A TEENAGER they're so gross impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:50 PM ughhhhhh i fucking love that gaara is stepping in and backhanding everyone verbally the d o g e 8/31/12 8:50 PM yes oh my god impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:50 PM STEP THE FUCK OFF, NERDS, says gaara he's my guy sandy family <3<3<3 the d o g e 8/31/12 8:50 PM urgh i really like gaara more than i did before somehow, having folks to talk about naruto with has given me a lot more affection for characters i felt lukewarm about impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:51 PM yeah? the d o g e 8/31/12 8:51 PM also imagining him in an angel costume wearing beagle puss helps impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:51 PM YES it tricked everyone they were like WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS BABE

OK WHATEVS ugh i fucking love temari though she's so great she's the best the d o g e 8/31/12 8:52 PM her english voice is just stunning impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:55 PM really? is it good or terrible does she have a boston accent the d o g e 8/31/12 8:56 PM stunning GOOD like, i really like it impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:56 PM GOOD good the d o g e 8/31/12 8:56 PM OH NO impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:56 PM let's watch some naruto tonight if jack feels like it the d o g e 8/31/12 8:56 PM OH NO SOMEONE FOUND THE FILES FOR impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:56 PM ???? the d o g e 8/31/12 8:56 PM MORE ANCESTOR SPRITES impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:56 PM MORE??? the d o g e 8/31/12 8:56 PM THE ONES THAT HAVENT SHOWN UP OMG DO I DARE LOOK impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:56 PM

oh i SAW THAT mituna nerd alert the d o g e 8/31/12 8:56 PM breathes deeply im okay gonna doit MITUNA FUCKIN NERD IS THAT A HOOD OR A HELMET OR WHAT impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:57 PM i know who knows? the d o g e 8/31/12 8:57 PM makara surprises nobody OMG BABY DARKLEER WHAT A NICE LITTLE COAT EVEN HORNS GOOD LAD impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:57 PM attaboy steampunk the d o g e 8/31/12 8:57 PM

oh no oh no impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:57 PM ampora is #1 the d o g e 8/31/12 8:57 PM oh no oh no ohnonononononoo impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:57 PM yes oh yes the d o g e 8/31/12 8:57 PM oh my god impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:57 PM oh yes the d o g e 8/31/12 8:57 PM oh no NO I QUIT HIM I QUIT HIM impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:57 PM you thought it couldn't get hotter you were DeAD WRONG the d o g e 8/31/12 8:58 PM OH MY FUCKING GOD PISS ON ME BUT DO IT IN THE ANTARCTIC SO THE PEE FREEZES AND BECOMES A SPEAR AND IMPALES ME impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:58 PM also i don't know if this is a mistake but if they were in their dead session for 3 sweeps

it'd make them ~19-20 so the d o g e 8/31/12 8:58 PM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOHHHHHMMMJY GOD I CANT NO I CANT impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:58 PM dunno if that's a mistake but yeah the d o g e 8/31/12 8:58 PM AHHHHHHHHH impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:58 PM is he smoking a cigarette? the d o g e 8/31/12 8:58 PM HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:58 PM chewing a toothpick? either way the d o g e 8/31/12 8:58 PM SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:58 PM a cutie badboy the d o g e 8/31/12 8:59 PM DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:59 PM

damn gurl the d o g e 8/31/12 8:59 PM I HATE EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AUGHAGMAJHG NITRAM IS..... not surprising omg babby megido what a cutie impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:59 PM i kknow the d o g e 8/31/12 8:59 PM cute disciple wowowoww impressive grandma 8/31/12 8:59 PM little schoolgirl outfit yeah i know the d o g e 8/31/12 8:59 PM ugh fuckin doolskoor fuck that noise man i can't i literally cannot i hope he's the worst i hope i hate him impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:00 PM no he's gonna be great it'll be awful the d o g e 8/31/12 9:01 PM i'm going to die i'm going to d i e i'm already dying http://5inbinary.tumblr.com/post/30622105346/xintothesky-what impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:13 PM

it's not loading? i don't know what it is the d o g e 8/31/12 9:13 PM it's just a photoset impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:13 PM oh h the d o g e 8/31/12 9:14 PM it's a bad photoset a bad thing impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:14 PM ?? the d o g e 8/31/12 9:14 PM dualscamp and that one dbag from grease impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:14 PM i unfollowed bobie . . . . :| was that the right thing to do the d o g e 8/31/12 9:15 PM has he still not stopped talking about it??? impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:17 PM yeahhhh i mean i don't know like is it shitty to say it's a little tiresome?

i mean remember when everyone was fucking melting down about tavrisprite? like about tavros being stuck in a body with vriska and it being totally un ok because she was abusive, which she totally was but like they didn't even wait until tavrisprite had any dialogue and it resolved itself IMMEDIATELY in a humorous way and i'm like he's been in ONE THING like don't rush to assume the worst? i think it's likely that someone on another team will give him the verbal or physical smackdown that he so richly deserves? the d o g e 8/31/12 9:21 PM yeah, i just impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:21 PM i don't know :| the d o g e 8/31/12 9:21 PM hussie isn't saying triggers don't exist or aren't relevant he's poking fun at the culture impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:21 PM YES

the d o g e 8/31/12 9:21 PM which can't take itself seriously at all impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:21 PM like yeah the d o g e 8/31/12 9:22 PM he's making fun of the fact that "social justice" on tumblr is really just people being pompous and infuriating almost to the point of doing more harm than good, because it discredits the name of ACTUAL social justice whatever that is, i don't know anymore i feel like some people are just looking for excuses to get really angry about stuff, too impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:29 PM yeah it happens every time there's an update brb the d o g e 8/31/12 9:34 PM hey hey hey when you're back and i'm done with this little doodle thing impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:35 PM HEY the d o g e 8/31/12 9:35 PM do you want me to stream that one episode of the anime where team 7 spends the entire time trying to see under kakashi's mask??? impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:35 PM

oooooooooooooo????? YES? the d o g e 8/31/12 9:35 PM or have you already seen that?? impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:38 PM no i haven't come baaaack the d o g e 8/31/12 9:40 PM sorry!!! :C i'm back on internet that relies on me being plugged into something so naturally i unplug it by accident and don't notice impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:41 PM you baby the d o g e 8/31/12 9:41 PM SPEAK OF THE BABY AND THE BABY SHALL COME impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:42 PM precious MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:42 PM hi impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:42 PM hello precious the d o g e 8/31/12 9:43 PM meenah has sharp teeth, right??? MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:43 PM im on my bros computer right now so im using an online IM thing so i cant send or recieve files and such the d o g e 8/31/12 9:43 PM :0

impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:43 PM you she does yes btw ugh my fucking god though mituna captor your fucking JUMPSUIT your fucking WEIRD ASS HELMET your VISOR GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING NERD darkleer's arrow is in front of his dick kind of MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:45 PM there was an update? impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:45 PM no just leaked sprites MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:45 PM ooh from where?? impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:45 PM source files from gthe upd8 http://aradiadelosmuertos.tumblr.com/post/30603690957/auditorycore-zchr-i-wasdigging-around-the MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:46 PM dUALSCAR impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:46 PM yeos MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:46 PM HE'S A LITERAL GREASER

psiioniic tough though so whats up with you guys the d o g e 8/31/12 9:49 PM i'm home for the weekend!!! impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:49 PM not MUCH MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:50 PM ah i was out with some pals the d o g e 8/31/12 9:50 PM did you have fun??? MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:50 PM yeah we went to chipotle after a swim meet and then this girls house impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:50 PM ooh what'd you get MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:51 PM i had to swim the 500 impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:51 PM did you do good? the d o g e 8/31/12 9:51 PM !!!!!! MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:51 PM 20 laps niggaaaaaaaa impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:51 PM oof yikes MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:52 PM time was like 7:34 or some shit? the d o g e 8/31/12 9:52 PM

whoa!!!! impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:52 PM seven hours! that's terrible jack you shoudl be ashamed that's like an entire workday!!! MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:52 PM 7 minutes dummy impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:53 PM oh woah i totally didn't realize dang! silly me 7 minutes is pretty fucking sweet for 20 laps, that's pretty rad as hell dude MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:53 PM eh couldve been better impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:53 PM place your hand up to the screen so i can transmit my hi-five to you MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:54 PM so now that im here what shall we do the d o g e 8/31/12 9:54 PM i was gonna streaming the episode where team 7 tries to see under kakashi's mask for kat wow, "gonna streaming" i was in the car too long today MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:55 PM idk if i can swing that this computer is unbearably shitty

the d o g e 8/31/12 9:56 PM :ccc impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:56 PM noo MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:56 PM yeah :T impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:57 PM sign :( MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:58 PM sorry you can stream without me if you want i guess impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:58 PM :'( hanz's call a we could u if you wantttttttt MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:58 PM we certainly could more about shino's kegger and the aftermath of such impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:58 PM OONLY if you want yeah i had only 2 things to say that i thought of for shikamaru & temari's relationship MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 9:59 PM i mean sure if you guys are okay with not streaming

if not you can stream without me i dont mind impressive grandma 8/31/12 9:59 PM i am happy to stream or to wait the d o g e 8/31/12 9:59 PM it's kat's call, i've seen this episode a ton and i really like it so i can watch it any time any place MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:00 PM hanz's call the d o g e 8/31/12 10:01 PM 100% not my call i'm not even on the phone i don't have a landline MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:01 PM aight kat your call impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:02 PM OK it will get watched in 1/2 hour in the INTERIM I WOULD LIKE TO SAY 2 things about the point in time where temari is going to have a baby. with shikamaru. out of wedlock. 1. the only time shikamaru has ever tried to be romantic is when she tells him that she is going to have a baby

and that night he is like MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:03 PM yes impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:03 PM I MUST ROMANCE THIS BEAUTIFUL WONAN so he gets like candles from yankee candle and they are all different scents and it's terrible she comes in and is like physically repelled the curtains catch fire MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:04 PM YES impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:04 PM that's the most romantic shit ever gets ALSO when temari is like 8 months pregnant and huge MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:04 PM this is post college, correect? impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:04 PM yes like post choji & ino wedding MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:04 PM

did it happen reception night? impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:04 PM like a couple years after? or right around then? PERHAPS PERHAPS THEY WERE MAKING UP FROM THEIR FIGHT IN THE COAT ROOM AT THE RECEPTION perhaps choji feels proud, like the baby is partly his and ino's responsibility that they deserve at least SOME of the credit MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:05 PM yes impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:05 PM BUT SO MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:05 PM he feeds it way too often impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:06 PM when temari is like 8 months pregnant ino has bullied her and shikamaru into buying a house MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:06 PM housewarming party? impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:06 PM because they're going to be a FAMILY and they can't stay in their shitty studio APARTMENT and it's time they GREW UP well no MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:06 PM housewarming party. impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:06 PM choji and kankuro and gaara are helping with moving

and they get the couches inside MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:06 PM but not like a drunken party but like a fancy dinner party impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:06 PM and kankuro flops down and lights a joint and they're all like FUCKING SHIT NOT AROUND THE PREGNANT WOMAN YOU JACKASS and he goes WhAT THE FUCK TEMARI'S PREGNANT? I JUST THOUGHT SHE GOT FAT OMG I'M GONNA BE AN UNCLE MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:07 PM LMFAO impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:07 PM HWY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME i gotta make this kid a puppet the d o g e 8/31/12 10:08 PM gaara...... helping....... MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:08 PM gaara wants the kid to be named gaara jr. and they dont name it that but gaara adresses the baby by that name impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:08 PM but yes they have a fancy dinner party when they are settled and everyone comes and is on their best behavior

YES gaara you are the best uncle MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:08 PM yeah but they all bring weird gifts impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:08 PM he brings the baby out to the sandbox and they just sit there looking at each other YEAH except shino who brings a nice bottle of wine and some flowers for temari MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:09 PM shino brings one of his bug mma fighters impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:09 PM here are some flowers. why? because we are celebrating your beautiful new home. MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:09 PM "Give this to your child. It will bring him much wealth." impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:09 PM here are my mma bug fighters. the d o g e 8/31/12 10:09 PM "may your offspring grow as healthy and strong as this champion insect." MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:10 PM kiba and hinata keep him away from the red wine the d o g e 8/31/12 10:10 PM "and also have the ability to flip someone twice his size over his head." impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:10 PM gaara just mutters "he will if i have anything to say about it" MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:11 PM kiba brings a literal puppy and shikamarus like "what the fuck its gonna shit all over the house" impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:11 PM kiba says "no way!" and the puppy immediately shits choji and ino take it

or kakashi MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:12 PM they dont have enough chairs for tenten so she sits on a stool impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:12 PM they all still call kakashi mr. hatake MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:13 PM yes he's like mr. fini from boy meets world except hells more laid back impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:13 PM yeah oh no hold on dante basco is too cute http://rufiozuko.tumblr.com/post/30626130927/domwallflowerart-replied-to-your-photoyo-man MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:14 PM yamato brings a potted bonsai and everyones like WOW WHAT A SHITTY GIFT impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:15 PM yeah shikamaru is like thanks fo rthis stunted plant we'll treasure it it's so useful for our new home yamato is invited because they used his suv to carry stuff yamato only has friends when people are moving MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:16 PM ^ the d o g e 8/31/12 10:16 PM

omg yamato ;_; impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:16 PM hahaha he's the worst like he's never even done anything and he's pretty nice but for some reason everyone just hates him! he's got a hateable face the d o g e 8/31/12 10:17 PM poor babe Y_Y <3 MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:18 PM he's got this whole other circle of friends that havent met the group and they all think he;s really rad so he tries to keep them away from his normal circle impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:18 PM ahahaha it's like the bizarro jerry episode of seinfeld the d o g e 8/31/12 10:18 PM oh my g o d MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:18 PM ye ah but yeah kiba and hinata forced shino to promise not to drink wine he's like "just one sip" impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:21 PM they say "drunk shino was not invited to the grown-up party." MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:22 PM

kiba promises to get him a beer later impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:23 PM SPEAKING OF BEER i'm gonna go snag some chinese food real quick from the downstairs brb MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:23 PM k the d o g e 8/31/12 10:23 PM oh, jack do you remember what itachi's theme from the anime sounds like????? in other words does it actually sound like some kind of weird keytar/sax porno soundtrack or do i have a mislabeled song MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:24 PM idk the d o g e 8/31/12 10:25 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4VB9C94N4M it is i think it actually is oh my god MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:25 PM thats not real... the d o g e 8/31/12 10:26 PM are you sure?????? where did i even get this file???? WHAT IS THIS SONG????? MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:26 PM positive

that has never played in an episode of naruto and they reuse every song the d o g e 8/31/12 10:27 PM okay if it's not itachi's theme, and everything i know is a lie then what song could it be where could i have gotten this why is it labeled itachi's theme ugh i knew it was too hilarious to be true impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:27 PM haha what the d o g e 8/31/12 10:28 PM the world is a cruel and unfunny place MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:29 PM thats a legit porno track impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:29 PM what MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:30 PM so back to au? the d o g e 8/31/12 10:31 PM i'm too old for this "mystery song" bullshit..... past hanz was an idiot MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:31 PM is there drama at the dinner party impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:31 PM ummm hmm well

tenten's always a little off-putting in like group social situations MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:33 PM what do you mean impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:33 PM well she tells a joke and immediately laughs really loudly MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:34 PM yes shino gets his bugs to make the cricket noises during awkward silences impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:35 PM ahahahahaha none of them are even crickets MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:36 PM but yeah everyone is just kind of annoyed whenever tenten talks for a while impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:37 PM btw i watched that kiba episode and i almost fucking died baby choji's man voice holy shit the d o g e 8/31/12 10:37 PM yes impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:37 PM it was incredible MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:37 PM which one impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:37 PM the one where kiba trains with ninja dog friends MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:37 PM oh yeah

its funny cause the little kid characters voices are exactly the same impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:39 PM i know it's pretty incredible MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:39 PM theres one of shino as a little child and he still has his deep ass voice impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:39 PM ahahhaha also the fucking intro to that season is AWE S O M E the d o g e 8/31/12 10:40 PM is that the one where the senseis are all dancing?? impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:40 PM yes the d o g e 8/31/12 10:43 PM i really liked the combo jutsu sai and sakura and naruto did in that one too impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:43 PM i know it was cute and the song was cute and it was really silly and fun MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:43 PM i really liked that part with team 8 OH WAIT impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:43 PM WAIT WERE WE GONNA STREAM also tenten's voice is the cutest the d o g e 8/31/12 10:44 PM we can stream if you'd like!!! impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:45 PM yeah i think i'd like to . . . . the d o g e 8/31/12 10:45 PM okie dokie!!! i'll need a moment to set it up

MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:45 PM aight have fun the d o g e 8/31/12 10:47 PM http://www.livestream.com/imalloutofbubblegum?t=575580 i wish you could join us, jack :ccc impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:47 PM give it a shot? maybe it'll work MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:48 PM eh i think itll destroy this piece of shit computer impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:48 PM yeah? the d o g e 8/31/12 10:48 PM :c MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:48 PM im gonna call it a night anyway im tired as fuck impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:48 PM aw ok the d o g e 8/31/12 10:48 PM !!!! okay bro!!!!!! impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:48 PM well done on your swimming <3 the d o g e 8/31/12 10:48 PM see you tomorrow, rest well!!!! it's the weeeeekend!!! MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:48 PM yeah the d o g e 8/31/12 10:49 PM :'D

MELSISIJFSH 8/31/12 10:49 PM 3 day weekend peace the d o g e 8/31/12 10:49 PM bye bye!!!! impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:49 PM bye jack! the d o g e 8/31/12 10:49 PM gonna close skype impressive grandma 8/31/12 10:49 PM k see you in the SREAM STREAM MELSISIJFSH is sending you a file Failed askdrunkshino.png 0B MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 9:35 PM for realz yo impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:07 PM chakras & shit shikamaru narutos resend me that picture stat st@ MELSISIJFSH is sending you a file 9/1/12 10:08 PM askdrunkshino.png 120.0 KB

impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:08 PM omg i'm dead yes shino you little shit MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:09 PM secret: the bugs are drunk too impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:09 PM BUG LIFE MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:09 PM theyre wasted out of their mind after 3 drops the mma bugs are angry drunks impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:09 PM YES they try to flip shino MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:10 PM lmfao yes theres another one where they put a mantis shrimp against a bunch of other crustaceans and the mantis shrimp wrecked em all impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:10 PM they don't work together so they can't but thye probably could if they collaborated MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:10 PM and then they dropped an octopus in impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:11 PM ahahaha MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:11 PM and it started devouring the mantis shrimp impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:11 PM an octopus

wtf MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:11 PM it was like a juvenile octopus impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:11 PM ah MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:11 PM but it just wrecked the shrimp impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:11 PM OH HEYYYY MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:12 PM ? impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:12 PM SOMEONE SENT ME AN ASK INQUIRING IF IT WAS OK TO DO A PODFIC OF ONE OF MY OLD STRIDER FANFICS!!! <3<3<3 the d o g e 9/1/12 10:12 PM OH SHIT OH FUCK OH FUCK WHICH ONE impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:12 PM SIP BACARDI LIKE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY the d o g e 9/1/12 10:13 PM YES impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:13 PM which is my favorite one i'm heart the d o g e 9/1/12 10:13 PM YES EXCELLENT impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:13 PM i'm so heart ubt i can't find the ask after i replied to it? the d o g e 9/1/12 10:13 PM yeah they disappear after you answer them

impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:13 PM fuck so i don't remember who asked me the d o g e 9/1/12 10:13 PM i know i hate that impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:13 PM ugghhh!!1 MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:14 PM dwhoops impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:14 PM ??? MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:14 PM the person dissappeared that sucks impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:14 PM eyah :'( MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:15 PM so kat are we watching movie 3 today the d o g e 9/1/12 10:16 PM i have 1.5 out of 5 parts preloaded impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:16 PM yes oh man we are the d o g e 9/1/12 10:16 PM excellent MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:16 PM yeeee team 8 fight scene

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:16 PM yeEE hey kiba's mom has got it goin on by it i mean she's a scary fucker MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:17 PM she scared his dad away impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:17 PM yueah MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:17 PM shino's dad is an 80's pornstar its the goatee the d o g e 9/1/12 10:19 PM does anyone have a particular time that they need to be in bed tonight??? impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:19 PM nope MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:19 PM its saturday night niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the d o g e 9/1/12 10:19 PM yes!!!! :'D i'm glad!!!!! impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:19 PM don't work until 12:45 am so i guess i have to be done by noon so i can shower but OHTERWISE also i'm going to a P A R T Y tomorrow

MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:20 PM fresh the d o g e 9/1/12 10:20 PM !!!!!!!! party??? impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:20 PM beers & peers MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:20 PM im kayaking with the boys tomorrow impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:20 PM i just made that up ooh with your boyfriends MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:20 PM no with my broskis brotein shakes bromosapiens bro-yos the d o g e 9/1/12 10:21 PM han brolos impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:21 PM oh wow would you say your their leader that you're brosiedon

lord of their broceans MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:21 PM we have no leader although matt is the largest and most intimidating impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:22 PM do you have any kind of plan set up? what's the brotocol MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:22 PM at 3 we go to my dads house theres a kayak, canoe, and a longboard or two theres 4 of us so two are gonna share impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:22 PM that was a nice poem canoe really would be good for 2 it's nice to not to have to switch sides each time the d o g e 9/1/12 10:23 PM i hate canoes uwu they are the devil's work impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:23 PM they are fun the last canoe trip i took was when i was like 10 with my sister we paddled out to the middle of the lake and she started crying and yelling KATIE

I KNOW YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC she'd found a class assignment i'd written from first person pov about edgar allan poe who died from cirrhosis i believe? and also i had asked to try champagne sorbet the other day MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:25 PM i went kayaking with my friend once at camp and we got lost impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:25 PM the evidence was irrefutable oh nooo she was 8 MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:25 PM we ended up on the other side of the island? impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:25 PM did you have to live on the island for days until a rescue chopper picked you up MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:26 PM no cause the island was really small impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:26 PM oh hey fyi as soon as the upd8 drops and i can get a screencap of baby summoner i am posting a pic with the song "call me maybe" red jeans, skin was showin or ripped

either one MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:27 PM i wanna meet damara even though we already did impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:28 PM yeah only kind of though in the sense we met aranea before she showed up i bet damara is really sweet and cute or really like cool and tough i hope that fucking summoner is just dante that would be dope... MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:29 PM i swear if he talks with ...'s it would be fucking GREAT the d o g e 9/1/12 10:30 PM it would it wOULD MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:30 PM i love how hes not taking some of the ancestors (KANKRI) seriously he's literally a social justice troll impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:30 PM yeah he's a literal shithead MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:30 PM most of the trolls were joke characters equius was troll nic cage impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:32 PM http://light19.tumblr.com/post/30405288288

aAA surly little motherfucker the d o g e 9/1/12 10:33 PM he's ticked because that chunin vest obscures his rad fishnets impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:33 PM what a NERD MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:34 PM i'd like to know the logic of him giving up the match he had her in the bag the d o g e 9/1/12 10:34 PM it was a show of maturity, really he was out of chakra, and it made more sense to show that he knew his own limits than to try and continue that's how i read it, anyway impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:34 PM like yes the d o g e 9/1/12 10:34 PM plus he's lazy as shit impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:35 PM he knew he wouldn't be able to do another round that day like it made sense and also it wouldn't really count as a win irl if he wasn't able to hold her

like in real life he'd have to kill her real fast or something and if he missed he'd be fucked the d o g e 9/1/12 10:36 PM yeah! and also not killing her was potentially good PR for the leaf village and it's truce with sunagakure MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:37 PM im just sour about the REAL CHAMPION not becoming a chunin cause kankuro is a huge pussy the d o g e 9/1/12 10:38 PM who did sasuke fight????? i didn't read it because i was sick of him impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:38 PM he didn't fight did he? or, fuck a sound-nin i think? MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:39 PM he fought gaara for a while impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:39 PM i don't like sasuke, he's a dumb butt oh yeah MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:39 PM till he went nuts impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:39 PM and gaara freaked out and a scary eye and arm came out yeah OH HEY BTW

http://inuzuka-kiba-kun.tumblr.com/post/30618238239 HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES KIBA YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO PLAY the d o g e 9/1/12 10:39 PM VICTORY BY ATTRITION impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:40 PM kiba MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:41 PM movie time? the d o g e 9/1/12 10:41 PM sure!!!! i have 2.6 parts loaded impressive grandma 9/1/12 10:42 PM oohhh i'm excited the d o g e 9/1/12 10:42 PM you should be, this is my favorite naruto movie the animation is really really good and the soundtrack is also good and it's full of shikamaru MELSISIJFSH 9/1/12 10:42 PM Shikamaru: The Movie the d o g e 9/1/12 10:44 PM http://www.livestream.com/imalloutofbubblegum?t=575580 we are live!!!! gonna close skype impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:07 AM kiba

inuzaka brb MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:07 AM ok the d o g e 9/2/12 1:09 AM ah real talk i just got like four bug bites in rapid succession on one arm :cccc i'm gonna put sharingan eyeballs in all the wounds () impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:13 AM do it sharingan the FUCK out of it the d o g e 9/2/12 1:14 AM i'll use the insane power to form KAWAII, an organization dedicated to rehabilitating members of ROOT through tea and cuddling on various couches impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:14 AM u monster MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:15 AM lmfao the d o g e 9/2/12 1:16 AM i shall become hanzo () impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:16 AM aaAAA the d o g e 9/2/12 1:17 AM

hahahaha i'm going to sleep in my outfit for tomorrow impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:17 AM hes yes good plan i used to do it all the time like i still do if i'm up late and have an early shift so long as the clothes are comfortable enough to sleep in the d o g e 9/2/12 1:18 AM basically it's like jenn told me we were leaving around noon tomorrow so i was psyched to spend more time with my folks and then she tells me she's coming by at like 9 MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:19 AM kat im making an icon the d o g e 9/2/12 1:19 AM so we can meet her dad at her grandma's house and i'm like "great i don't give a shit () " impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:19 AM ah yes ugh jenn

pls be consistent MELSISIJFSH is sending you a file 9/2/12 1:20 AM askdrunkshinoicon.png 40.1 KB impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:20 AM aaaaaaaaAAA buy do we want to imply shino/ino as canon??? for our drunk askblog MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:21 AM we want to imply shino/any girl as canon for our drunk askblog impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:21 AM yes the d o g e 9/2/12 1:21 AM you people have a disease () impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:21 AM yES WE DO t(t) tt) the d o g e 9/2/12 1:22 AM u wanna tango dollface i got an arm full of bug toxins and less than 8 hours to sleep u can't stop here impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:23 AM yes

let us literally tango the d o g e 9/2/12 1:23 AM this is senpai country () impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:23 AM DON"T SLOW DOWN ().. ().. t( ) t(t) the d o g e 9/2/12 1:25 AM ( ) come here LET ME KISS YOUR FACE ( ) impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:25 AM (^^)- () (-) the d o g e 9/2/12 1:26 AM i am cat (^^=)~ NOW I AM BINNERS (^^=)~ impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:26 AM ()

AUAGJ MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:26 AM (stop) impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:26 AM OK the d o g e 9/2/12 1:27 AM is that your wish, jack-kun impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:27 AM we must stop for jaque SHHS JACK CONT RA C T the d o g e 9/2/12 1:27 AM make a contract, jack MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:27 AM oh hey wait i got this impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:27 AM JCK JK j the d o g e 9/2/12 1:27 AM it is the only way to find peace in this hell of kaomoji become mahou shoujo

impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:27 AM MAKE A WISH MELSISIJFSH is sending you a file 9/2/12 1:27 AM IMG_28122011_222219.png 13.3 KB the d o g e 9/2/12 1:28 AM fUCK impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:28 AM WHAT S THIS FROM the d o g e 9/2/12 1:28 AM IS THAT 2SDAY impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:28 AM WOW WHAT JACK IS MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:28 AM my old skype chat impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:28 AM A MAGICAL BOY the d o g e 9/2/12 1:28 AM BLESS impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:28 AM JACK GOD BLESS U MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:28 AM the orange kyuubey is this girl that hates me impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:28 AM SHIT IS LEGIT the d o g e 9/2/12 1:28 AM oh my god impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:28 AM i will shit on that girl SEND HER OT ME I WILL TAKE CAR OF IT

the d o g e 9/2/12 1:28 AM jack is already mahou shoujo impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:28 AM i will take her apart MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:29 AM she blocked me cause i ripped her a new one impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:29 AM jack dislikes the ending of naruto JACK RESETS THE TIMELINE the d o g e 9/2/12 1:29 AM RESET THE TIMELINE impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:29 AM jack you don't understand MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:29 AM shino becomes the hokage impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:29 AM JACK WATCH EP1 of MADOKA W US the d o g e 9/2/12 1:29 AM impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:29 AM JACK RESETS THE TIMELINE the d o g e 9/2/12 1:29 AM become meguca impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:29 AM SHIkATEMA BECOMES CANON JACK RESETS THE TIMELINE jack u fukr] ok please i will stream w my shitty connection pleas lets madoka

oplease MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:30 AM eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:30 AM o please the d o g e 9/2/12 1:30 AM kakashi lives, hanz makes plans to retire in the countryside impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:30 AM OH PLEASE the d o g e 9/2/12 1:30 AM JACK RESETS THE TIMELINE impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:30 AM JACK RESETS THE TIMELINE MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:30 AM eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:30 AM JACK JAQUE JAQUES the d o g e 9/2/12 1:30 AM jack we are seriously flipping out i know you notice this impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:30 AM please jack pls pslsj;

sdaf;slkjf;alksjd f;lajsdkfjh;askjd the d o g e 9/2/12 1:31 AM we are mahou shoujoing at a dangerous level impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:31 AM aslkdjf PLEASE MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:31 AM eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the d o g e 9/2/12 1:31 AM i'm like 200% mahou shoujo right now my hair is in pigtails and i don't remember putting it up impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:31 AM {{{{[dslfk hanz iam a witch the d o g e 9/2/12 1:31 AM impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:31 AM ples the d o g e 9/2/12 1:31 AM GRIF SED impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:31 AM takmy grief ssssseed i dam done MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:31 AM http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001822267/383954952_eh_quest_answer_1_xlarge.j peg impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:31 AM

gonight shhh the d o g e 9/2/12 1:32 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNGr-KKzYaQ impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:32 AM no i will livestream i will do it the d o g e 9/2/12 1:33 AM is that your wish MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:33 AM ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the d o g e 9/2/12 1:33 AM kat-chan MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:33 AM eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:33 AM ok it is life live \join the d o g e 9/2/12 1:33 AM will u become mahou shoujo to get jack to watch meduka impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:33 AM

YES O KK I JUST RESET THE TIMELINE \SO JACK WATCHES MADOKA jack please MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:34 AM eeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the d o g e 9/2/12 1:34 AM why don't you want to, jack??? MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:34 AM eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh] the d o g e 9/2/12 1:34 AM that's not an answer u_u !!! MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:35 AM eh impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:35 AM join us the d o g e 9/2/12 1:35 AM jack, you're nicekating impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:35 AM its bliss MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:35 AM but the d o g e 9/2/12 1:35 AM look at all those eh's MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:35 AM i wanna au impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:35 AM

look MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:35 AM you wanna see nicekat?????????????????????????? the d o g e 9/2/12 1:35 AM oh no what if naruto/madoka crossover oh no oh no impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:35 AM one ep OH GOD OH YES OH GOD YES OH MY GOD YES MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:36 AM "draw me somethin. i club seals lolololollol fuck will smith" impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:36 AM CHOJI = CHARLOTTE OMG OMG the d o g e 9/2/12 1:36 AM RUD3 impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:36 AM OMG MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:36 AM eeeeeeeehhhhhh impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:36 AM FUCKING

DEAD ok, no we watch now pls livestream.com/miraclemodus pls MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:37 AM eeeeeeeeeeh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh eh impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:37 AM jack DO IT MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:37 AM eeehhhh impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:38 AM WWW.LIVESTREAM.COM/MIRACLEMODUS IT IS 20 MINUTES F YOUR TIME MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:38 AM no habla ingles impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:38 AM SHHH do it you FUCKR

i fight u MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 1:38 AM eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh one just impressive grandma 9/2/12 1:39 AM ok i quit skype now uhgleagh;dskfj; MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 2:18 AM ok goodnight the d o g e 9/2/12 2:18 AM goodnight guys!!!!! impressive grandma 9/2/12 2:18 AM i always feel like livestream makes my computer puke ok the d o g e 9/2/12 2:18 AM sleep tight and have a good sunday!!! impressive grandma 9/2/12 2:18 AM goodnight babies <3<3<3 jack i will come up with the perfect presentation for druinkshino bolgo blog tumblr MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 2:19 AM ok

you have all of the necessary resources impressive grandma 9/2/12 2:19 AM askdrunkshino.tumblr.com i do <3<3<3 in ur BUTT MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 2:19 AM feel free to do it whenever and ill check it out at some point impressive grandma 9/2/12 2:20 AM yes i will not do anything or tag anuything until we get it established MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 2:20 AM ok night BUG LYFE impressive grandma 9/2/12 11:41 AM http://cryocumulus.tumblr.com/post/30718153368/title-sip-bacardi-like-its-your-birthday asdklfja Guys did you SEE MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 4:32 PM ? the d o g e 9/2/12 7:15 PM fFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF AWESOME MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 7:15 PM i saw kat is famouso the d o g e 9/2/12 7:15 PM

fameus MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 7:17 PM im too lazy to paste famous into google translate this time the d o g e 9/2/12 7:17 PM thank you for that MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 7:17 PM i was amused the d o g e 9/2/12 7:18 PM http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9qf0bML8C1r92mlpo1_500.jpg MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 7:19 PM did you see the poliwhirl thing i sent you the d o g e 9/2/12 7:19 PM YES I ENJOYED IT a good pic MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 7:19 PM yes i saw it and was like ....HANZ the d o g e 9/2/12 7:21 PM it's perfect pugfect pugfection http://kancurry.tumblr.com/post/30758381708/johndaveprincess-omfg-so-my-mommade-me-a MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 7:22 PM it takes me to an about:blank

the d o g e 9/2/12 7:22 PM D: it works when i click on it???? it's not anything super special MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 7:23 PM wait got it hahaha thats a great parent so whats up the d o g e 9/2/12 7:24 PM i'm back at the apartment!!!! it feels good things are simpler here MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 7:25 PM sweet got school tomorrow? the d o g e 9/2/12 7:25 PM haha NOPE MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 7:25 PM i dont $$$ the d o g e 9/2/12 7:25 PM AND on tuesday i don't have lab!!!!!! FUCKIN SWEEEEEETTTTTTT this week is going to be great, i can feel it!!!! shit i even feel like drawing!!!!! $$$$$$$ MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 7:27 PM sweet

follow your heart homie that disguised gaara drawing was wonderful the d o g e 9/2/12 7:27 PM doing the eyebrows and moustache on the beagle puss was my favorite part MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 7:28 PM that was great his expression he just looks so judging of others "these older kids make worse decisions than i do" the d o g e 9/2/12 7:29 PM "age doesn't equal wisdom at all" MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 7:29 PM "i wish this school allowed murder" the d o g e 9/2/12 7:30 PM "why is there a tree in this apartment" MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 7:32 PM "i wonder what alcohol is like" the d o g e 9/2/12 7:32 PM OH NO what would a drunk gaara be like MELSISIJFSH 9/2/12 7:33 PM i bet he'd be really happy "hey" "hey kankuro" "remember how i said you were a worthless piece of shit???" "im sorry"

"i didnt mean that" "you're" "you're alright" the d o g e 9/2/12 7:36 PM oh my god