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1977 nosebleed music BMI There was a giant pig He was really mastodont He was all covered in dew He had a sticky coat His coat was all matted up with suet and bacon grease There was another mother She was fuzzy like a squirrel She had a silver coat and shining She must have been his little girl The big one had black tusks Like Zal Nikor Zundorums horns We ran around the back yard Tryin uh catch the little un The Pappy lowered his horns And made as if to charge at us We picked up a big rock about as big as a stove I mean uhaboutreally fuckin big anyway {It was about THIS big! Meaningless noise and frantic coughing, sneezing etc.} And held it up he ran headfirst right inter it} x2 Cut off his head with Orcbiter Two hacks an off it come It look like a sliced hot dog It look like a sliced hot dog It look like a sliced hot dog The neck stump dat is Dah neck stump dat is Dah neck stump dat is Dah head roll away-Yeah...Yeah...Yeah Kelon tried to slice off a leg But the sword bounced off the bone He tried to cut it off at the elbow And the Orc slayin blade did moan Whoah whoah whoah Whoah whoah whoah Whoah whoah whoah Hweiapt!
You like to go surfing girl? Hey why dont you tell yer girlfriend over there she can come too? Uh got many other girlfriends? Ah how many come down for the season? You say a charter flight from Toronto? Ah thats cool dig dig Hey why dont you bring them all an come visit me at my place tonite You know over in those palm trees? Tha hut that says Cowabunga Well have a nice big fire an roast some weenies Ya ya ya you can bring your surf board too Ya gonna be(have) a good time! Then after you can take turns havin me fool around wid yez Ya well have a ball alright Any one seen my surf board? Hey girls come on! Where did you hide it? We gonna have a good time gbdnlnk
Dawn of Bindg
1974, Smithers, BC. Flies a buzzin squirmin twirlin Beasts a bellerin (arhgahgraarrrgghklsbhfnxhri) Timosgi raises his great ox horn Blowin the world note A sonorrin low Sol; Zouggles brother blazin bright The water droplets a hoverin Yggdrasil droopin leafy boughs Long the berserks crouched await The giant beetles, crawlin thither (click) Down through their lizard-like appendaged Long-drawn iced buzzers (bzzzt) A chitterin go Bows a twangin down the Gggenburgh Hiisi and Rushlight, a peerin through The shadowed leaves Instrumental break with narration: I know an ash tree named Yggdrasil Sparkling showers are shed on its leaves that drip dew Into a pool below by Urds well it waves evergreen Stands over that still pool Whence now there come Fate Maidens First rd, Skuld second: scorer of runes Then Vrdandi, third of the Norns The laws that determine the lives of men They fixed forever and their fates sealed Hilden Street archin from north to south across The night sky Mogul dreamin futduuk sparkle Timosgi a wavin flailin wrists Fimbletrb, the Entland A bristlin with life The Ol tree fathers A yawnin and a yearnin (yawn)
We wasted a lot of time ah ahhhhhh! Practicing for hours and days and Months and weeks (In the basement) For hours and days and Spending time FOOLING AROUND _____________________________________________________________ I always knew that you could learn to play it right (No) But I thought that you could learn to (Oh No) I should have guessed that it was all a waste of time (No) But I thought that it was possible (Oh No) (Back to Chorus)
Gamooned Ray #2
June 1976 Oool Fjolkunnigr Out from the dark in sunshine Gamooned ray gamooned ray In striped boots of puffy green nylon Gamooned ray gamooned ray Ray filigreepotato prints Leotard appendages Into the midnight tit twitcheries Scream free money free money Stone terrors stalk beside their human counterparts Gamooned ray you helpless fools Gamooned ray today In from outside: inside out Upside gamooned for ray filigree Gamooned ray Gamooned ray Iceberg gamoon Black fly ray Ray, ray gamooned in light Gamoonen, gamoonen Moonin in gamooned ray Ah kwill ah kwill Turrun tearin Turrun-toe* Ah kwill ah kwill Ray of gamoon Dray, dray, dray Ips, ips, ips Gtiggi, gtiggi, gtiggi In striped gloves of clingy polyester Gamooned ray gamooned ray Out from the light in darkness Gamooned ray Gamooned ray Gamooned ray you helpless fools Gamooned ray today etc. * Toronto, Ed.
Spddsz
Them potato peoples are lookin at you Dere eyes is jes a poppin out Dere skin all a shrivelled They got split growth marks all inside} x2 You better hide your face Cause days gonna stare you through to the bone Once they latches onto yer Dey aint nebber gonna stop a starin Days so cruel dey hates all of human kind Cause it was us who did them in so long ago We is the ones who cook em up We is the one dat bake em up We roast em in dere jackets Ahhh (We roast em) And den well we ah jest a pop em in our mouzze} x2 Dey gonna fight back Dem Spddsz is gonna sharpen up dere tentacles Dem ol earth apples gonna mush dere way along Dey gonna tear you to pieces You You You You better better better better watch out for dem taters yeah watch out for dem old spuds watch out for dem taters yeah look out or your name is mud
Cause in dere eyes your jus French fries} x3 You might as well be a potato Leo-Kotke
End of Elfheim
Oool and Zal Nikor Zundorum 1974 Over road rangers spurred bloodless by Mogl Odinns priests lead toward far reaching Zoggle Zgil swiim watchers Zgil swizzum eaters Poppin blood eye lost Fig-newts an stompkins too Far reaching flaying anthropoids Slimed slinking dragons tails Frozen armies in the Mudbog From A-God-land to Surturs Dales Grey breath slimed out their pores Flyin mice and screamin club moss Tree roots trailin Barked n groping Hiisi whispers deep his fears The Elf child listens, cocks her ears (Rushlight listens cocks her ears) Flying dinosaurs/ into the Niteland Berserk wolverines/ howl in the tree tops Fiery giant toads/ hop out of fissures Giant Centipedes/ armoured with silver Chain Mail Arr-gar-g-grmm/ snarlin remnant of Squeakin wolverine/ hoards a bitin throats An a tearin limbs/ berserk fury a Crouchin pouched beneath scream-/in tortured alders Giant sluggs and Beezle bugz Howling cries sunder Everlasting Mogl Valhalla shames the present into the past Zouggle swiim beware Zouggle svism hiddeth Poppin Blood Eyes gone Cookies an dough balls too
Honeybee
Wild and free with her live bait earthling Shattered my nerves with a marinated herring Honeybee wont ya give me a hearing Let me tell ya straight thats the thing that I bin fearing Her toast is too rough Her roast is too tough Aah-she wont cry enough Cause she wont try enough Why dont she light the curley-qs? Why dont she light the curley-qs? Why dont she sing-a-song sing along? Why dont she sing-a-song sing along? Why wont she make a perli-q? Why wont she make a perli-q? That dont she bring along ding along That dont she bring along ding along Oh her eyes are too tight Theyre poppin out a her head Shed better spin that thread Before the ginghams fled Just look little girl At the beans around your head Youd better operate the lever Fore they catch you playin dead Cause them flyin hornets are sendin buzz into your mind Theyre gonna ambulate the cortex Leave the rest room leave it blind Leave Leave Leave Leave the the the the rest of you behind best of you behind rest of your behind best of your behind
Iug-Meorm
Animal snouts in furry hay Wet nose poking fire in day Moonlight simmers glimmers round Black chunk of heavy shadow ground Dank lunk of breathing earth Living elf breath skin of trees Please star-freckled shrew woman Hole of sweating earth for her Young uns tickling down in their nest Squeaks like ice n nice for mice Ends of worms in snug warm tunnel Dance like fairies in their funnel Shhhhhhhhhh---below Iug Meorm Shhhhhhhhhh---below Iug Meorm Fly on umber wings Bear to teeth flung badger Thread plucked pea green Sea green flea bean Three brained grebe With bottled nerves Mind force thrown in Parallel swerves
Tootie Frootie
Grab an orange Hold on to a grape You gotta shake-shake shake Pin a pineapple pear Stick a pome over there Drupe drupe drupe in a raspberry drupelet Strawberry fly gooseberry pie Traggle snaggle an snaggle a banana Chokecherry pomegranate lemon meringue Persimmons personally, kiwi delights Great fruits are grapefruits You ole prickly pear Love those papayas an mangoes the best Yer a golden delicious a juicy red Mac A sty apple pie an a blackberry snack Yer cherries need poppin Yer honey dew melon can be put to the test Yer limes lines are smellin Yer peanuts need shellin But yer pear-apple poppers Pop yer plums inside out
Gelatine D-Zerta
Red fluff floatin down A cellophane stream Like an ever widening breach in a wall Cries out in voice of steel In feel, in reel, impale Daisies lift their tainted heads Oer knives and scarlet lakes of blood An octopus squirms, his rusty cast-iron body Flower engines tear Down the walls of a German bassoon case, Streaking rays of purple And Ren-light drops shimmering through A cut glass pewter reflection Glistens, listens like an old toad Chide me or choad me I dont care if I never do no sink brushes! Gliding over a concrete and Plexiglas windscreen Erecting a screen of molten lava over a black coal pit Penetrating waves of toe-tongued thought waves Raisin their wings in a peaceful salute to the Celestial Celestronic Cosmic Ray Expansion Device* A small brass pin fits into a dnurled sprocket Brain tots glimmer in the rain like A shiny new pair O nail-clippers in gold Goggles appear on the scene Revelling in obscene exotic dance formation Tendrils hiss through the air like whip tip lips Slicing and paring their way over gastronomic Gadolinskii Goggles boggles mind behind find rind In kind a kind aligned in bindings * CCCRED, Ed.
Grey-Knobs Dance
Kaelfern men down the hollow blackness roared Elf held hold of forest Agog-blight Kaelfern men down the hollow blackness roared Elf held hold of forest Agog-blight Night Elk rides given throncen Elfheilm Down Kumu Kunus golden halls n dearth in earth in Dead mens Howes Branches asunder azure pools/thought in bearded Kegs of mead brewed deep in mossy cellars Paper leafs of rosewood bark cryin out in notes The dwarves laugh merrily pound their Quiet n loud wood songs Songs of Earth n Sky n Dale All riggin ringin loud n clear Echoes boles of mighty Ents Rumble loudly thrumming near
Norwegian Summer
Words and music Oool Fjlkunngr 1976 Walking up to the top of a mountain With my gum-boots on my feet Stompin on the humps of mush Striding oer the slopes of peat Rumbling trolls tauntings roll out of the mountain caves Chasms and crevices yawn in the dragons spine Norwegian Summer Norwegian Summer Looking down into the dales Maintains marching out to sea My young wife at my side in pigtails Fjords are beckoning to me River elves laughter pours out of the valleys green Frost giants crack the ice up on the cloud girt Fjells Norwegian Summer Norwegian Summer Rhythm shift to Stompin mode With my pack upon my back My horns arch from my battle helm My iron rune-sword at my side My mead flask to my hauberk tied The clouds are piled like wizards dreams Upon the crags and hel-spawned peaks The misty gates to Odinns land Flung wide across the shifting sand Norwegian Summer Norwegian Summer Norwegian Summer Norwegian Summer
Ragnark
By Zalnikkor-Jrgen-Ool 1977 Below Muspells shadowed beams The Aesir rode forth upon Odinns dreams Elves and dwarves battle hymns chantin Gleamin blades, runes inscribed War harnesses shimmerin n rattlin Mogul wanin pale neath Rainbow Bridge Trolls n Orcs marchin across Blood fallin like crystalline stars Creatures spewin from tunnels of Dayclar As the war horns thunder on Ragnark- Ragnark Fetid belchin gasses spewin From ElfhielmsElfhielms spores The land torntorn apart Tlindor hewinhewin paths Ragnark- Ragnark Monsters n devil men heraldin swift death Battle axes oozin n brains pourin out Ool lord of Enchanters blazin n dazzlin Spell to the foes of Odinn; father of gods Frost n ice twinklin from the eye of Ymir Mighty arms wieldin the gleamin ice axe Trolls fallin to the ground Elfheilm was burnin The land was Bucklin N the Kidz were appearin N the Kidz were appearin
Itunn Tale
Many armed beast ridin out of purple sage lands Towering elephantine oer miniscule hawk folk Beaks n pinioned wings aloft oer the shadowed realm Nrampz the eight-armed son of Vrozz Vvlaasks long lost giant spawn Swelterin neath the Magma hot torrents Of boilin oil a rainin down Of boilin boil a roilin roun Ha craned his scaly neck to peer Through cave dark shimmer-sheet Ipzwi, Crabwings half brother Fraught with howlin despair A-neath the granite feldspar cliffs That tower bove the slopes His deep and hidden lair atop The Ymirs bones a piled in chaos Nrampz a scowled his dismal mask A leerin down upon Ipzwi hawk the feathered huggin cousin laughed From hind toothless pecker Large in stature Nrampz put claw to Rune sword scabbard at his side His dragon spine armour a rattle He assumed his stance for battle Ipzwi snapped his screechin beak And fluffed his ruffled feathers His tail-feathers erected stood His claws a sharpenin on the rocks The son of Vvlaask charged a-foam His slaverin beak a drool The berserk frenzy howled through veins His sword arm thundered gore Cousin of Odinns memory soared Aloft from perch on crag Dropped gleamin shards on Nrampzs form Of grizzled fur and scales Nrampz scowled fiercely n spewed a spittle Roaring through the towering clouds
Meorm of Iug-Meorm
Bugle bred bylmic trymes Fizzle glimp bur tenur Srazzome nil ef tur bymtil sevrip Iug Meorm pin tible sret Bzbzoglim-rd Gzgzoglim-bd The kitties laugh in sprite madness Dance on the grey mounds Dance on in gay bounds Moon grey stillness Showers round Falls on ancient hallowed ground Sings on waves of rippled thought Drifts through edge of sparking grott Eddies of force And swirls of course Eddies of course And curls of source
Wind Trll-Hungra
Fried fresh Elfheilm chatter Giants drain great brass goblets Living in rock caves the Hrimgrdr Power of the mountain Ice hoar frost gleam like blades of sword Grinding at the world mill Whirlwind bride of huntsman rides through silent host Hrosvlgr Eagle pinioned sits in heaven Far at Heavens furthest reach Heaves his mighty pinions in blasts of wind eternal Far as a falcon flies a summer-long day When stands fair wind under both his wings Kl-sihi, his great claws clouds Itunn screams in terrible fury Peasant folk pour flour in the air to still his wrath Three times did the north-wind steal the mans meal Ole poppin blood eye, he not going to put up with dat! Fifty sacks of flour drenched in giant sweat Hang from tall rafters over the great hall in the Naganthrlpoop wastes far to the north Where dwell hideous wights and stone trolls Cast in myriad shapes ad forms Boars and ice bears seals and white-wolves prowl In the frozen tundra crawling in frigid life Diabolic beings raise a whirlwind Cant ancient runes, throw small black rocks On sheets of ice and read the patterns formed Men in heavy furs and hides with stone axes Hanging from their sides Rough features, wrinkled leathern skins Stubble, grey upon their chins Perched upon their domed backs Leathern flasks and fins and tack
Wings chitter noisily Foul smells Reekin slug sewn byrnies snails in sweat The Dwarf Enchanters invoke Andvari Iron-Wood Hag oft times height Svertrikgrimm All the hosts of nifel-hel Valhalls warriors clad in mail Dragon scales and shinin glimmer Wierded blades and laughing elves Deathless victory Bound for Iglogri Fjells The fields of Scromiric waving Ferns and rushes flying reptiles Beast and cringing toads Rabbits hoppin antelope and unicorns Galloping over the heart of the meadowland (Meadland) Scromiric land of field trolls
Yddrils Dog
Dah labds and Labssis twirlin in dah Squeeze bag jigs Dont hide yours Elf dah dust and fetid Bloom Trees Mackies in the cratered swimbin pool Liles of tha Valley back in de uh lane Festerin ooze neath the black fortress Out of tha sea eaze slime crept forth Waltzin Troll Chicklets fire goblet mud dog whackers Am nozzt Am nozzt Yddrils dog Yddrils dog Dah labds and Labssis explodin in merciless merriment Ill smash you wid me adze Blood spots n brain crumbs Gryphons on knees split heads spewin crust muffins Poppies n pus spill on the highway to nowhere Jazz drains their strapped on wrinkles The blood bath stirrers in acolytes rags A bunch of sticky tendrils tied up in an ol sock While the engine runs off in silence Am Nozzt Am Nozzt Yddrils dog Yddrils dog Fenrirs waistcoat hair and blood Yddrils dog Yddrils dog Pork pie meat blobs puss cream ice milkshake
Leaf designs reveal an endless array of serrations and spill off into understanding of alien forces and dementia. Ring-like in a strange sort of fashion they laughingly josh and chatter amongst themselves. Terrible to behold was the beast Terrible to behold were the few faces seen in the pouring rain Light had ceased to filter, Cascade like through the panes
Bird Balls
Like motes of phosphorescent specks they group Around in circles spiral to the centre Acetylene carbon drifting on wind currents Small birds, large birds: their mind is one An ant-bee-locust drive unites their flocks The flow to centre primal atoms All chirping honking quacking humming The feathered races species mix To magnetically hoard in swarming balls Bird balls: great black pulsating bird balls As seen from down here They crawl like an ant colony As seen from down here A buzzin hive swarm Large prehistoric ostrich-like necks And leathery wings which scrape and rattle on wrens Warblers, thrushes, chickens n crows Festooned in a ball in the night blue sky Bird balls shout with a million voices Bird balls scream with a million throats Bird balls roar from a million beaks The valley echoes a million squawks Bird balls explodes in atom-kraft force Hurls pelicans pigeons head over heels Big bang bird ball pops in squeals Their feathers fall to blot out the sun And so it goes on, on and on The birds regroup the balls explode An ever endless storm of bodies Turn round the clock deep blots of time
Skeleton Hall
12/06/90 Thailand Skeleton hall, Skeleton hall Clink, scrape, rattle, chink Skeleton hall, Skeleton hall 4 A.M. ding-dong dog call Chantin' puppies, yowlin' pussies Floor keeps shakin, bacteria bakin' Sick 'farangs' ever wakin' Coughin' fever, sweatin' pantin' Hari Krishna weirdo chantin' Neath hangin' nets In Skeleton hall Lets all crawl And crouch in a ball In skeleton hall Skeleton hall Nailed up on the wall The skeletons may fall In Skeleton hall 3 of 'dem up an the wall Free of 'dem Their clattering call; I sleep, calm as a doll In the skeleton hall