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FEATURES
A Good Look 4 Skye Sherwin
on a month in pop culture visuals. TVOD 7 The return of The Hour. TV 8 Michael Cragg talks to Betty White. That vagina quote? Not hers! Internet 12 Brian Limond, star of Limmys Show, on how to be a troll. Music 14 As clubbing tribes collide, veteran Tony Naylor oers a new code of conduct for the danceoor. Infomania 90 Girls Aloud.

PREVIEWS
Film 19 Music 23 Games 28 Comedy 29 Clubs 30 Theatre 32 Dance 33 Exhibitions 34 Events 37

LISTINGS
Full guide to going out in your area after page 46

TV & RADIO
Picks of the week 43 The planner 44 The Hard Sell 45 Films on TV 46 Daily listings 48

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SKYE SHERWIN ON A MONTH IN POP CULTURE VISUALS,
GREAT EXPECTATIONS Helena Bonham Carter as Miss Havisham in Mike Newells 2012 adaptation is classic rococo, a style beloved of 18th-century Frances high society, and perfect for suggesting a descent from decadence to decay. The sepia-tint makes her skin, dress and boudoir appear as one, like she is becoming part of the architecture. PEOPLE GET READY ALBUM People Get Readys combined CV includes playing with David Byrne and Yeasayer. These art-pop credentials are written on the sleeve of their debut album: it sports one of New York painters Julie Mehretus rhythmic compositions of urban plans, zingy abstract shapes and controlled explosions of colour. ANKE FEUCHTENBERGER This bad dream in soft, smoky charcoal, in a show at Londons Goethe-Institut (to 15 Dec), is by leading German comics artist Anke Feuchtenberger. Her gures hark back to Kthe Kollwitzs fraught black and white drawings of the victims of war and poverty. MARTHA WAINWRIGHT ALBUM Wainwrights naked cover art for Come Home To Mama turns her body into an inky question mark that calls to mind the shot of Christine Keeler with the chair; the rainbow echo rescues it from girlie kitsch. SANTA SANGRE This still comes from Santa Sangre, or Holy Blood, Jodorowskys crazed thriller, featuring religious cults, mutilation and murder. The tattooed devil lady certainly brings out the sexual undertones in all those paintings of St Sebastian.

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ITEMS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK PHONICALLY CHALLENGED Breaking: Sinad OConnor has a sense of humour. In a sly nod to Bob Marley shes just announced her Crazy Baldhead tour. GRANDMASTERS FLASH The Chinese trailer for Wong Kar-Wais long-awaited martialarts epic The Grandmasters is stylish enough to merit a watch even if youre not quite uent in Mandarin yet. Trailer here: bit.ly/grandtrailer YEAH, SCIENCE! After proving Titanic wrong, Mythbusters is set to scrutinise the science of Breaking Bad with Aaron Paul and Vince Gilligan. SLYS POOR COMMANDO OF ENGLISH We have conrmed Nicolas Cage, a master actor who gives a veneer intellectual group - Sly Stallones Expendables Facebook update suggests he should never be let near a keyboard again. BRAND RECOGNITION Woop, More Jo Brand on TV! After the current run of Getting On she turns agony aunt with advice show Help Me Im Human. PAPPING THE RAPPING Following the horrifying Rich Kids Of Instagram comes a Tumblr for hip-hop excess, Rapperz On Instagram: bit.ly/instarap BUS (RIDE) CONDUCTOR iPhone app Symphonica is a classical take on Guitar Herostyle rhythm gaming, letting you conduct an anime orchestra. GUARDIANGUIDE.TUMBLR.COM TWITTER.COM/GUIDEGUARDIAN
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SARAH DEMPSTERS
Oh, The Hour (Wed, 9pm, BBC2). How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Or at least allow me to hold your trilby, rapt, while you jive jubilantly across the sprung dancefloor of social history. Fifteen months after it buggered off on a horse called Enormous Vintage Sauce, here it is again mane lacquered, bridle buffed and period-specific hooves primed for another six episodes of jazzy 1950s splendidness. So, hurrah. But also: hmm. Much as I adored the first series, its hotch-potch of storylines and themes from soapy newsroom romance to scowling conspiracy thriller were not always conducive to fun. In its eagerness to be all things to all viewers, the busy-ness of it all too often threatened to bubble over and spoil the pudding. There wed be, perched happily on the newsdesk as smirking alpha-anchor Hector (Dominic West) goosed fragrant producer Bel (Romola Garai) behind camera three, when a sudden gust of plot would send us tumbling into a solemn, vinegary speech about the Suez Crisis. Well, what a difference a year makes. Where once these gear changes clunked and squealed, now The Hour sways merrily between themes like a retired major in a dimly lit Soho nightclub. The pace appears to have been working out. The script has had a haircut. Its the same, only more so. Its zingier and springier. Fitter. Happier. Hourier. Episode one, then, and among the clackety-click of newsroom typewriters and the brittle triiiiing of Bakelite telephones emerges evidence that The Hours position as Britains pre-eminent current affairs bash is being threatened by an upstarty ITV rival. Not surprised, grumps abrupt, enigmatic new boss Mr Brown (a belting turn from Peter Capaldi). Its tighter and fresher. Hrrmph, he continues, fiddling with a piece of toast. We must shake it all up. While the staff sigh and roll up their sleeves, up pops Freddie Lyon (Ben Whishaw), back from a
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THIS WEEK THE HOUR

round-the-world trip with a notepad full of ideas and a beard like a bombed hedgerow (It seemed like a good idea on the other side of the Atlantic ). Within minutes of his reinstatement, hes Tintinning around in hot pursuit of Soho vice barons while the increasingly gittish Hector (Captain Haddock) smirks over another tumbler of whisky and Bel (Snowy) rolls her eyes from the sidelines. Ah, Bel. Never the brightest sandwich in The Hours picnic hamper, she delivers lines like, You have undermined me in front of my team! with the zest of a sheepskin rug with a thyroid disorder. Shes still drifting in and out of focus, her MO still caught between mumsy concern and mimsy self-regard, but, mercifully, theres no longer the sense that Bel is there solely to represent womens postwar struggle in the workplace. Shes also 17 times more likable. Plot-wise, its all go. Its bye-bye to Soviet spies and murky Suez unpleasantness and yoo-hoo to gangland crime, arms-race paranoia and the ongoing upending of the establishment by nervy, pasty types with loosened ties and a penchant for this newfangled rock and roll devilry, by jove. Elsewhere, its all gone a bit Profumo: Hector chinking after-hours snifters with shifty police chiefs while balding politicos disappear into the ensuite with tittering showgirls in flicky eyeliner and nimbuses of tulle. Character-wise, its never been better. While Julian Rhind-Tutt ups the unctuousness as deliciously feline PR bitch Angus, Anna Chancellor continues to steal the show as Lix, her glorious world-weariness now accessorised with the suggestion that behind the corrugated tweed pounds a heart as melty as margarine. The Hour has embraced its cliches, straightened its bow tie and given up trying to say anything other than, Here is some telly, hope you like it, its got some lovely dresses and guns. Um, bye. If theres a more enjoyable hour of drama this month Ill eat my trilby on toast
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hy do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. If you happen to look this quote up, youll see it attributed to notoriously sweet 90-year-old TV great Betty White. Only those words never passed her lips, and shed quite like people to bear that in mind next time they see t to quote it at her, as I have just done. Thats what I hate about Facebook and the internet, she sighs. They can say you said anything. I never would have said that. Id never say that in a million years.

An online campaign gave Betty Whites career a thoroughly modern boost, but as Michael Cragg, discovers, after six decades in the biz shes keeping it old school

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o while Whites not a fan of the internet when I tell her there was an internet rumour a couple of years ago that she had died, she says, Tell them that at 90 theres no need to get impatient, Im hurrying as best as I can the internet is certainly a fan of Betty White. In January 2010, a Facebook campaign appeared with the sole aim of getting White to host Saturday Night Live. When the announcement was made that White would indeed host a forthcoming episode that May, the group had reached over half a million followers. She stole the scene in the perfunctory Sandra Bullock romcom The Proposal. Then she had cameos in Community and 30 Rock, did Letterman and Larry King, and visited the White House (no relation). For the youth of America already gorged on re-runs of The Golden Girls on the Lifetime channel the love aair with Betty White has only just begun. While most waves of cultural nostalgia lean towards the ironic, there is genuine aection for White, a woman who embodies the slightly barmy but lovable grandmother gure we all secretly wanted as children, with the benet of a softly sarcastic viewpoint that comes with a life well lived. In a TV landscape dogged by cynicism and emotional breakdowns, her charm, often masking a biting put-down, makes her re-emergence more satisfying.

Betty the devil you know: White in 1956, and (right) in The Proposal and a Snickers ad

Theres a tenacity bubbling beneath those cotton-mix trouser suits. As a young woman, Betty so desperately wanted to act that she wrote her own highschool graduation play and gave herself the lead role. In 1949, after her burgeoning career had been interrupted by the war, she produced her rst television series, Life With Elizabeth, before going on to play neighbourhood nymphomaniac Sue Ann Nivens in The Mary Tyler Moore Show. She followed that with the lovably drippy Rose Nylund in The Golden Girls and a myriad of other characters before, after and in-between (shes received 20 Emmy nominations to date). White puts her success down to a mixture of old-fashioned perseverance and the publics

unending patience. I think after 63 years in the business people grow up with you, and they have children and then they grow up with you, she explains over the phone from her home in LA. They think youre a xture, so I think they dont know how to get rid of me, to be honest. Unsurprisingly, White is old-school Hollywood. Her selfdeprecation never allows her to come out and say that the main reason shes been around for so long is because shes completely brilliant at what she does, delivering comedic lines with an experts timing and a knowing nod. It also means she doesnt do politics. A question about who she trusts least out of people who hate animals (Bettys on the board of directors at the Greater

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LIFE WITH ELIZABETH (195355) Co-produced by a 31-year-old White, Life With Elizabeth which focused on the ordinary suburban life of a married couple introduced her warm but biting comedic style and made her one of most powerful women in TV at the time.
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THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW (197377) Betty played against type to imbue Sue Ann Nivens, the outwardly sweet presenter of The Happy Homemaker TV show, with a brilliantly sardonic undercurrent, undermining the shows titular star and generally being a bit of a bitch.
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demographic range for 63 years, she explains, making a point of saying my name, which she does throughout the interview. As for the men in gold hotpants? I think everybody should have a hobby! She also makes a point of being able to veto anything she nds unsavoury on her hidden-camera show O Their Rockers, which, during one episode, involves an elderly lady talking graphically about her sex life much to the horror of two young men sitting nearby. Well, I didnt say were always tasteful, she laughs, but sometimes we go for the joke. I try to keep a pretty close eye on it. It exposes some peoples attitudes towards older women and sex, I suggest, ie that it must be o the table once you reach 60. Boy do they have a lot to learn, Los Angeles Zoo Association) and she laughs. The fun is the Republicans is met with a friendly reaction of the young people. I dont get political. They dont expect this to Shes also an expert at politely happen. Older people rarely batting away suggestions that the get the fun of the pay o. idea of employing a 90-year-old Whites currently so woman to say rude words may be busy with O Their Rockers the start and end point of some and her successful sitcom producers ideas. I ask her if she Hot In Cleveland that shes ever nds the things shes asked constantly turning down to do now patronising, such as work. The bottom line is, an SNL sketch that played on Michael, Im blessed with her repeatedly talking about her good health. On top of that, dusty mun(Many bakers I dont go around thinking from my era have dry or even Oh, Im 90, I better do this yeasty muns), or an appearance or I better do that. Im just on the song Im Still Hot by singer Betty. Im the same Betty Luciana which involved White that Ive always been. Take rapping, I may be a senior but so it or leave it. what, Im still hot surrounded by Hot In Cleveland airs men in gold hotpants. No, I have on Saturdays, 9am, to admit, Michael, I dont, because Sony Entertainment Ive had an audience of this Channel THE GOLDEN GIRLS (1985-91) For seven glorious and critically acclaimed seasons, White played the widowed and endearingly naive Rose Nylund, whose convoluted and perculiar stories about her small-town upbringing clashed brilliantly with Bea Arthurs cynical Brooklynite, Dorothy. Cue an endless supply of confused facial expressions.
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SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS (2010) Collecting the prestigious Lifetime Achievement Award, White was humble and charming, opening her speech with, Thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottom of my bottom. But it was co-star Sandra Bullock who got the full treatment. Isnt it heartening to see how far a girl as plain as she is can go?

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE (2010) While the extended dusty mun sketch spread a double entendre paper thin, it was Whites acidic opening monologue that stole the show. I didnt know what Facebook was, she mused of the online campaign to have her appear as host, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.
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HIS UNIQUE SKETCH COMEDY RETURNS TO BBC SCOTLAND (AND, FOR THE REST OF US, IPLAYER) NEXT WEEK, BUT BRIAN LIMOND ALSO ENJOYS WINDING PEOPLE UP ON THE INTERNET. HERE HE EXPLAINS WHY/HOW
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y name is Brian and I am a troll. An internet troll. Im not one of these trolls that end up on the news; the ones that make you go, Oh my god, he actually looks like a troll! I dont go on to RIP pages and post Ha ha! or tweet Simon Cowell that Im going to cut his big, stupid face o. Not all trolls are the same; just like there are good witches and bad. But right now theres a witchhunt. A troll-hunt. Trolls are the trendy new thing for the tabloids to hate; trolls are the new paedos. Well, Id like to distance myself from these New Paedos: I dont want to get my door kicked in by a mob and be tortured in a bath. So let me tell you about my kind of trolling, a hobby of sorts, a fun and empowering way to annoy the fuck out of people. Firstly, why do I do it? Why do I want to annoy people? Because annoying people is funny. Why is it funny? Maybe because I nd life and the people in it fucking irritating at times, so to turn the tables now and then by being an absolute pain in the arse, well, I dont know, it tickles me. For example, I enjoy trolling atheists. Im an atheist myself, but arguing with the religious is infuriating, draining and it actually hurts my head. Atheists always seem to come out of religious arguments worse, in terms of how much it ruins their day. I fancied switching sides, for a laugh, and so I tweeted, Its such a shame that athiests will never know true love. #atheism. Look at the misspelling of atheists what pedant could possibly resist that bait? Not many, and I must have had a dozen catches almost straight away. You know the type. Militants. Wanks. The type that have atheist in their bio, like anybody gives a fuck. The type that searches for #atheist on Twitter. And I
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I enjoy trolling atheists. Losing religious arguments always ruins their day
argued with a handful of them simultaneously for close to an hour, giggling like a schoolboy as I typed, Your going too hell! They didnt know whether to go after the religious debate or the grammar. It was hilarious. A collection of atheists despairing for humanity and, for a change, I wasnt one of them. But trolling isnt just about winding people up for the sake of it. Its a great way to redress the balance when youve been wronged; to put things right so
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that you can get to sleep without grinding your teeth in anger. For instance, one night on Xbox Live, a group of English gamers took the piss out of my Scottish accent, then buggered o laughing. A new lot came along and did the same. Anything I replied with was repeated back to me in the voice of Scotty from Star Trek. I couldnt win. I felt so powerless, so weak, so Scottish. Until I started trolling. When the next lot of English came along, I put on a laidback American

accent and said, Speak English, you dumbass Brits, speak the language we taught you. As you can imagine, they went mental: Its not your language, you obese, American tit, why dyou think its called English? My reply? I cant understand a word you are saying, you dumbass Brit. English, please. Speak English I kept it going for hours, dierent games, dierent players, sometimes adding in the odd reference to the Queen and saving their ass in the war, right up until 5am the next day. And I can tell you, hand on heart, that it was one of the best nights of my life. In fact, my kind of trolling is sometimes so harmless that it will blow your mind. One thing I like to do is visit technical forums and ask for help regarding an entirely ctitious problem Im having with my software. When I receive help, I say, Nope. Didnt work. If they guide me to a button to click, I say, Nope. Cant see it. Sometimes I just reply with nothing but Nope, and it drives them up the wall. But whats mind-blowing about that? I just made it up. It never happened, there is no forum. Yet just the thought of annoying these non-existent people makes me smile. Thats next-level trolling right there. I hope Ive demonstrated the dierence been the styles of trolling, and that not all trolling is bad, not all trolls deserve to be followed on to a bus by a telly crew or jailed for six months. Trolling can be a great way to engage with the world, a way to regain selfesteem and happiness, or, dare I say it, a way of life. Better still, I hope I have inspired you to dip your toe in and get involved yourself. If so, Ill see you out there, and happy trolling Series three of Limmys Show starts on Monday, 10pm, BBC2 Scotland (UK-wide on Sky 990 and BBC iPlayer) and is available on DVD from 2 Dec. Follow Brian on Twitter @daftlimmy
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AS COMPETING CLANS JOSTLE FOR SPACE ON THE DANCEFLOOR, DISGRUNTLED CLUBBING VETERAN TONY NAYLOR OFFERS SOME LEARNED ADVICE ON THE DYING ART OF MIDNIGHT MANNERS
sni of their poppers, dont look at them as if theyre handing you a fresh, steaming turd. Anyone who nishes their drink by launching it backwards over their heads deserves to die. Has someone lit up in the middle if the danceoor? Then suck it up. Its a nightclub, not a meeting of the WI. But whats that? Smokings banned? Cigarettes kill? True. But not as quickly as self-righteous twonks kill a good nights atmosphere. If you need to validate your evenings experience not by dancing but by constantly updating your Facebook page or uploading footage to YouTube, then get yourself o the danceoor. dance Do you or your mates nd it funny or unnerving that its full of right weirdos in here? Then stop laughing and get your coat. The freaks own the night, and youre just a guest. Straight folk have the whole world to choose from football, Ikea, Saturday night ITV and you really dont have to be here. Classic example? A bloke the Guide once met in Berghain, a club 80% populated by muscle Marys, who complained, Musics all right, but its bit fucking gay, innit? And people say the door policy is too strict.

usic culture is less tribal than it has ever been. These days, youre as likely to nd notional indie kids at a dubstep night as you are a Chris Moyles fan at a techno club. They dont know why theyre here, a mate dragged them down. Such a mix is healthy. Kind of. But it does mean that clubland is now suering as the communicable code of conduct ies out of the window. Tighter clans say, self-policing punks marshalling the moshpit know how to behave around one another, but clubbers often have to share their space with part-timers in need of a lesson in disco etiquette. So, please, pay attention at the back: heres a new list of rules for the danceoor In conned spaces, drunk people bump into one another. If someone steps on your pristine trainers, dont carry on as if theyve just urinated against your leg. If youre not prepared to end the night with a layer of rave scum on your footwear, go home. If, in a moment of transcendent musical ecstasy, somebody smiles at you, smile back. Clubbing is communal. Embrace that. If that same person then oers you a swig of their water and/or a

If youre not prepared to end the night with rave scum on your trainers, go home
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Dont harass the DJ. Theyre being paid to play music, youre paying to see them
Gents, does your dance routine look like an American football team celebrating a touchdown, or old footage of a Sham 69 gig? Then youre doing it wrong. Your behaviour should not aggressively invade anyones space. The queue to get in was long. The cloakroom queue is longer. Youre desperate for a drink and the bar sta are useless. Youre tense. Dont push in, a ball of bad body language. Instead, let someone whos been queuing longer get served rst. That good deed will tee up your night. It will put you in an altogether more positive head space. If youre 18, it might seem extraordinary that somebody over 30 would still be out clubbing. But they are. Sometimes for perfectly legitimate reasons. So stop asking me sorry, them if theyve got any drugs you can buy. Dont harass the DJ. This isnt a 21st birthday. They dont take requests. Theres a reason they are being paid to play music and you are paying to see them. You dont like their choice of tunes? Tough. Bad clubbing experiences are as formative as great ones. Its not something that anybody will admit, I know, and it will come as a shock to many, but some people who go to clubs do so to take drugs. Some of them may gibber at you, particularly if theyre coming up. Be nice. Weve all been there. Girls. Young girls. Youre in a good club; stop acting so petried. You dont need to trail around holding hands and sneering at anybody who crosses your path. Men are not the enemy. Nor are other women. Do not try and recreate a bitchy American high-school prom in what is a club-space full of perfectly reasonable people. Youre worried that youll lose your mates? Thats the point! Now, lighten up. There is a way of working your way through a packed crowd: slowly, saying excuse me, a gentle hand in the small of someones back to indicate youre coming through. Hurling yourself into the melee like youre a enraged prop forward or, worse, a pissed-up indie kid whos never been out clubbing before is poor form. See also: carrying four pints above your head and spilling most of them on your fellow clubbers. In clubs, do you impose yourself on groups of girls on the danceoor, joining in other peoples mock sexy dancing, getting a bit too close to the more enthusiastic female dancers? Then youre not a clubber. Youre a sex pest. Be nice to yerers. There is nothing more dispiriting than standing outside a club at 4am being ignored, abused or handing people yers that are thrown on the ground three feet later. Plus, those people yering may well be the same DJs wholl be ignoring your requests and knocking back your pissed mates next Saturday night. If youre shagging say, for arguments sake, in a Portaloo at Manchesters Warehouse Project then you are probably way past the point of thinking about this. But please do lock the door

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Rocknroll glory, then addiction and death? John Patterson has heard it all before, but the story of Holes drummer has plenty of unique twists

The rst thing to say about the rock doc Hit So Hard is that, really, youve heard this story a million times. The second is, so what? Its a great story. Tell it again. Nothings more toothsome than a narcotic-assisted rocknroll swan dive from the top of the pops to the bottom of the barrel. Sometimes, as here, theres a late bounce back towards recovery and sanity; but too often, all youre left with is a cadaver choked on its own vomit with a needle still in its arm. The survivors tale has the compensatory afterglow of optimism, all horrors viewed through the retrospective scrim of rehab and hard-won sobriety. This way you get no corpse, no legendary status, no crowd of ghouls around the gratti-covered gravestone, but you do get some great stories (Keith Richardss Life and Iggy Pops 1982 memoir I Need More being just two of note). Hit So Hard isnt as exciting, but this version of the same trajectory has some cool twists and a sparkling supporting cast of junkies and exquisite corpses, plus a few real legends on the sidelines. Thats because Patty Schemel was the drummer for Hole, the woman Courtney Love called my drummer. Galvanising the story are Schemels lesbianism, her status as one of then relatively few women drummers, and that she emerged in the twin contexts of Seattle grunge and the riot grrrl movement, still a hugely inspirational moment for women in rocknroll. Thats to say nothing

Love factually: Courtney Love and new rock-doc star, Hole drummer Patty Schemel

of the volatile, polarising presence of Love herself. Among the great moments: Schemels mothers account, quite heartbreaking, of her daughter coming out in high school; lesbian singer Phranc insisting the grunge uniform of jeans-plus-plaid was

witnessed so much tragedy and mayhem. First came the suicide of Kurt Cobain the musical genius of his generation and husband of her own bandleader four days before Holes second album came out. Two months later, Holes bassist Kristen Pfa overdosed

Nothing is more toothsome than a narcotic-assisted swandive to the bottom

copped from the 70s lesbian scene (not Neil Young?); Pattys favourite movie being The Man With The Golden Arm; and the realisation that the only sane and sober person in one of the most pioneering female bands of the last 20 years was, wait, the only guy in the band? Director-writer P David Ebersole has too much to tell here, and sometimes Schemel is becalmed in the sidelines of her own story, perhaps because she on heroin. But while the central story here is all too familiar, the stu in the margins oers many excitements (tons of footage of Love being extra-naughty on tour, Cobain being a cute dad, etc). For the rest, Schemel gets strung out and then rehabs time and again, before ending up a homeless crackhead on LAs Skid Row. Schemel is now married with a wife and a kid and a houseful of adopted dogs. Rehab works its wonders in mysterious ways
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Alps (15) (Giorgos Lanthimos, 2011, Gre) Stavros Psyllakis, Aris Servetalis, 93 mins. More audacious but coolly deadpan oddness from the Dogtooth director, this time following a secretive group who provide a surreal service for grieving relatives. The worlds a stage, Lanthimos hints, and most of us are crap actors. My Brother The Devil (15) (Sally El Hosaini, 2012, UK) James Floyd, Fady Elsayed, 111 mins. Avoiding the cliches of the Brit urban drama, this handsome tale of immigrant brothers set on dierent paths feels more authentic and less ashy than most. East End Babylon (18) (Richard England, 2012, UK) Tim Armstrong. 101 mins. Punks skinhead/football hooligan-friendly Cockney Rejects go over their tumultuous history. Aurora (12A) (Cristi Puiu, 2010, Rom/Fra/Swi/ Ger) Cristi Puiu, Catrinel Dumitrescu. 184 mins. A psychological thriller that doesnt play by any rules, gets the respect he deserves, from many of the biggest names he inspired (Spielberg, Cameron, Jackson, etc). The Sapphires (PG) (Wayne Blair, 2012, Aus) Chris ODowd, Deborah Mailman, 103 mins. Lively musical crowdpleaser in which a 1960s Aboriginal girl group, Argo (15) (Ben Aeck, 2012, US) Ben Aeck, Bryan managed by the genial Cranston, Alan Arkin, John Goodman, 120 mins. ODowd, overcomes racial Aecks rehabilitation is complete thanks to this barriers to entertain unlikely-but-true collision of Hollywood sci- and Iranian US troops in Vietnam. politics. It looks and feels like a lost 1970s thriller, with People Like Us (12A) perfect retro styling and slow-burning tension, all nicely (Alex Kurtzman, 2012, US) undercut by a CIA agents crazy plan to use a Star Wars Chris Pine, Elizabeth Banks, knock-o to spirit Americans out of revolutionary Tehran. Michelle Pfeier. 114 mins. A fake 70s thriller about a fake 70s sci-, based on a real Unconvincing and story whats not to like? somewhat overwrought weepie in which ashy exec following the mystifying Here Comes The Boom Pine befriends his long-lost activities of its protagonist (12A) (Frank Coraci, 2012, half-sister without revealing for some time before a US) Kevin James, Salma their true connection. sudden moment of violence Hayek, Bas Rutten. 105 mins. Love Bite (15) (Andy De changes everything. The big society in action? Emmony, 2012, UK) Jessica Grassroots (15) (Stephen Teacher James takes up Szohr, Ed Speelers, Timothy Gyllenhaal, 2012, US) Jason cage ghting to fund his Spall. 91 mins. Biggs, Joel David Moore, schools music programme Comedy-horror in which a Lauren Ambrose. 97 mins. with predictable results. teens dead-end summer is A shaggy journalist runs for Ray Harryhausen: Special enlivened by both a smart Eects Titan (PG) (Gilles election to Seattles city American girl and a spate council in this David-versus- Penso, 2011, Fra) 90 mins. of werewolf attacks. Could Goliath comedy. The stop-motion maestro they be related?

Out from friday

Coldplay Live 2012 Super-soft stadium rock in the cinema. Out from Tue Son Of Sardaar Ajay Devgan gets caught in a fun village feud. Out from Tue Amour Death, old age and love in Michael Hanekes Cannes-winner. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 The vampire saga reaches its climax, nally (pictured). Happy Happy Neighbourly indelity in this Norwegian comedy. 20 The Guide
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Coming soon
In two weeks... Colin Firth returns in Gambit Cops versus cartels in LA thriller End Of Watch In three weeks... Tents and murder in Sightseers Ralph Fiennes and Helena Bonham Carter in a new Great Expectations In a month... Walken and Farrell number among Seven Psychopaths RZA fulls his kung-fu dreams in martial arts epic The Man With The Iron Fists 10-16 Nov 2012

Mental Toni Collette is an unorthodox Aussie nanny. Jason Becker: Not Dead Yet Doc on the metal guitarist struck by

debilitating illness. Hit So Hard Hole drummer and grunge survivor Patty Schemel reveals all.

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Cinecity: The Brighton Film Festival
Before Cinecity came along 10 years ago, this most movie-friendly of cities didnt have a regular festival to call its own. The void has been decisively lled ever since, thankfully, and this years anniversary event springs up in venues across the city, including the Pavilion and The Basement, which becomes a pop-up cinema showing music lms. Theres the expected

Bradford Animation Festival

Animation might reach the parts live-action cant, but it doesnt always reach the audiences it could. So its only through events like this youll even nd out what youre missing. Led by the featurelength Crulic, which uses every style in the book to illustrate the real life and death of a Romanian hunger striker, there are hundreds of international features and shorts to discover, like Bruno Collets Son Indochine (above). Meanwhile, from the commercial end of the community, the makers of ParaNorman, The Pirates! and Lego Star Wars, among others, show both children and aspiring professionals how to get ahead in both lm and gaming. Theres also a new documentary on the late John Halas (of Animal Farm) and reminiscences from Chuck Joness granddaughter.
STEVE ROSE

roster of new international cinema, such as The Hunt (pictured), but o the beaten track are artists, lms, live music, and a

celebration of the late Brighton-based lmmaker Je Keen. SR Various venues, Thu to 2 Dec, cine-city.co.uk

Bath Film Festival

A mix of rst-rate movies and documentaries that are either coming to a cinema near you, or came to a cinema near you, probably in Bristol, but you were a bit busy at the time. The new lms include Mike Newells lavish Great Expectations, with Ralph Fiennes and Helena Bonham Carter (pictured), Dustin Homans seniorsSeven Psychopaths. Recently overlooked releases are enhanced by shorts, novel locations and special guests, including the Guardians Peter Bradshaw (talking about Cleo From 5 To 7) and Hadley Freeman (on the documentary Diana Vreeland: The Eye Has To Travel). SR Various venues, Wed to 25 Nov, visit bathlmfestival. org.uk

friendly Quartet (Maggie Smith and Michael Gambon) and Martin In Bruges McDonaghs

William Klein London

Perhaps its because he already had a day job as a photographer (his Tate exhibition is the excuse for this season), or because, intellectually, he was more French than American, but Kleins lm career is unlike anyone elses. On the one hand he made a trio of prescient, poppy, satirical features: Who Are You, Polly Magoo? (on the fashion world he knew so well); Mr Freedom; and The Model Couple (pictured). In between,

National Media Museum, Tue to 17 Nov, visit baf.org.uk

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he made documentaries on everything from Muhammad Ali to the French Open. Throw in his art direction of Louis Malles Zazie Dans Le Mtro, and his role in

his friend Chris Markers legendary La Jete, and this season gives you a rare chance to appraise a truly singular artist. SR Tate Modern, SE1, Fri to 20 Jan, visit tate.org.uk
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DVD releases lm lm DVD Blu-ray releases

My Neighbour Totoro Blu-ray, Studio Ghibli As soon as we nally cottoned on here in the west, Studio Ghibli quickly became a name as reliable as Pixar or Disney for highquality animated features. However, when a lm not only bears the Ghibli imprint but also that of the studios co-founder, Hayao Miyazaki, youre not only guaranteed a great lm but one thats a serious contender for all-time classic status. My Neighbour Totoro was, along with Isao Takahatas Grave Of The Fireies (a movie it was paired with on its original release), really the start of Ghiblis golden era. It saw them raising their game, including themes of death and loss to give real impact to their stories, making them equally eective to

Also out
Alan Partridge: Mid Morning Matters Alans back, on cuttingedge North Norfolk Digital. Vintage Partridge. DVD, 2Entertain Beavis And Butt-Head: Volume 4 The duo have extended their remit to mocking reality shows such as Jersey Shore. DVD, Paramount Cosmopolis David Cronenberg adapts Don DeLillo as Robert Pattinson sees his world collapse. DVD & Blu-ray, Entertainment One Excision A rather promising oddball teen movie that lets itself down a little by jumping to fully edged horror. DVD & Blu-ray, Monster Pictures

children and adults alike, and as far from throwaway entertainment as possible. Totoro tells its fable from the point of view of two pre-teen sisters whove moved to the countryside with their father in order to be close to their mother, whos recovering from an unnamed but serious illness. In an unfamiliar place, and a situation they dont fully understand, they meet

large, furry, forest-spirit creature Totoro, kind of an oversized cross between an owl and a rabbit, who shows them a world of magic and splendour two things missing from their lives. Its faultless, and a lm you can visit at any point in your life and still reap rewards from viewing. One of Ghiblis rst real classics, now on Blu-ray for the rst time.
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music
Alt-J are too drippy and Drakes too sleazy, so what should be on your perfect seduction playlist? Let Harriet Gibsone update your sex mix
The initial hello was predictably awkward. Your date looks markedly more like Gregg Wallace/Hilary Devey than stated on website. But dinner was good and your Bane impression went down a storm. Now youre back at home where a suitable soundtrack is required to help calm those fumbling ngers. So what to play in this self-conscious scenario that wont make your prospective partner recoil in horror? Luckily, in recent months, a growing number of artists from both sides of the equation have been exploring the indie/R&B crossover, blending sensitivity with sexuality; its a fusion that could make us all more comfortable when doing the nude hug. Here are some you may wish to add to your seduction selection.

BMX-rated: Lulu James and (below) the Weeknd

JEREMIH FEAT NATASHA MOSLEY FUCK U ALL THE TIME Only the bold, drunk or Colin Farrell would begin procedures with this track. But despite the brazen lyrics, slick production turns the potentially porno into a pretty paean. Mosleys sugary ANGO TRUE BLUE vocals sound so doe-eyed its as if shes actually singing, I could Always come back to you/ There look into your big lovely eyes all is no substitute/ No one does the time, you kind man. what you do, Ango coos, this THE WEEKND WICKED GAMES sultry confessional starting like a spaced-out slow-jam until a garage Just tell me you love me, pleads interlude bounces in. A gorgeous Toronto R&B enigma the Weeknd in moment of tipsy yearning. this slow grind. A sassy striptease of INC THE PLACE a song which bears only 2% per cent Make sure youve vacuumed your resemblance to the Chris Isaac hit. shag-pile: LA brothers Daniel and THE XX CHAINED Andrew Aged make music ifor The xx have soundtracked another soft-focus fornication. With barely- LULU JAMES BE SAFE year of post-dinner party sex with there vocals (one verse seems to While Jamess vocals are consumed Coexist. Distract yourself from come out as Hah-noh-dah-chascrubbing the casserole dish with by heartfelt emotion, this piece of somah-aha) and an avant-funk nocturnal soul is given a frisky little Chained. A dubstep skip quickens guitar solo the Purple One would be lift with teases of drumnbass. the songs pulse till it ends for proud of, Inc have made a groove want of a better word prematurely. Plus, if you roll over and catch a so entrenched in sexuality its no Just make sure you dont glimpse of the track name in your surprise its top YouTube comment iTunes it could prove a benecial You can hear these songs and more is annnnd now Im pregnant. in Spotify at http://spoti./TcvR9u reminder. Thank me later.

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BOOKING NOW

David Whitehouse This weeks new tracks

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Lana Del Rey is taking her sultry tunes and almost completely motionless performance on a European tour next year. She hits these shores for ve dates (12-26 May, tour begins O2 Academy, Birmingham, ents24.com). Get ready for the pout Speaking of lips, Mick Jagger and the boys are puckering up for the Rolling Stones 50th anniversary shows. Tickets arent exactly a steal, with the cheapest ones costing around the same as a Kindle, but who needs e-books when youve got overpriced rocknroll? (25 & 29 Nov, The O2, SE10, ticketmaster.co.uk) Sinad OConnor is back and she is about to head out on (wait for it) the Crazy Baldhead Tour. Of course, this is a nod to one of her heroes Bob Marley rather than a reference to herself (17 Jan-27 Mar, tour begins LSO St Lukes, EC1, songkick.com) After his recent Hackney Empire show, Squarepusher is bringing his brand of braindance to Camden early next year for another LED v slap-bass spectacular (30 Mar, The Roundhouse, NW1, seetickets.com) Finally, The Prodigy are doing a run of three Christmas shows in Brixton (18-20 Dec, O2 Academy, SW9, seetickets. com) ensuring 2012 goes out with a bang
LANRE BAKARE

PICK OF THE WEEK Animal Collective Applesauce (Domino) Whats going on? Are they tuning in a radio? Is he saying I feel like a little Byker Grove? Is there a song in there? Keep shouting, Mr Song! Well nd you somewhere underneath all of this glorious sonic rubble, twisted melody girders and the debris of a hundred ideas! Ah, there you are, safe and well, an unscathed piece of superior pop music, somehow Animal Collectives most accessible yet, despite the ton of bricks on top of it at rst glance.

Whats going on? Are Animal Collective tuning in a radio? Is there a song in there?
Melanie C Feat Emma Bunton I Know Him So Well (Red Girl Records) In which two former Nolans, sorry, Spice Girls, sing I Know Him So Well so unconvincingly it could have been the theme tune to the Jimmy Savile tribute show last Christmas. Close your eyes and imagine a couple of Disney teapots singing to a dreaming princess and it just about begins to make sense. But, ultimately, its so aggressively West End sickly that the imagined Disney teapots start to vomit from their spouts, and everything, even our fantasies, is ruined. Soundgarden Been Away Too Long (Vertigo) Its Nirvana, if theyd made the soundtrack to the classic Sega Mega Drive motorcycle game of the 1990s Road Rash. Soundgarden havent been away anything like long enough. Here, Soundgarden, Ive already paid for my holiday next year and I want you to have it. Theme Park Two Hours (Transgressive) Echo And The Bunnymens Killing Moon, had it been sold drugs that turned out to be duds but managed to have a relatively nice time with its friends at a small house party anyway. It makes me wish I was
young and sexy. Then again, so does walking up the stairs. Just listen to the singer. Can you feel anything? he asks, cos its bringing me down. Actually, that sounds shit. Still, nice tune guys, thanks for coming.

The Weeknd Wicked Games (Slumberland) Brave of the Weeknd (sorry mate, youve dropped this e) to try and take the Best Erotic Black And White Video award away from Chris Isaak with a track that has virtually the same name, but hes made a decent st of it. A vocal straight from the Terence Trent DArby book of infernal longing, and the kind of swearing you just dont get enough in songs designed to make drunk people think theyre really good at shagging (see Music Column, p23). The Killers Miss Atomic Bomb (Vertigo) If Sting was peddling this galloping twaddle wed all be chipping in for him to go to Dignitas. You should have seen your little face/ Burnin for love, holdin on for love, sings Brandon Flowers, which doesnt just insult mine and your intelligence, it insults the intelligence of all sentient beings. Even cows, who presumably this is aimed at
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Joe Driscoll & Sekou Kouyate On tour
Driscoll (a rapper in the Ed Sheeran sense of the word) and Kouyate, an accomplished kora player, met at a French festival, and festival is pretty much the aroma that their music continues to give o. The latest in a series of such cross-cultural hook-ups, Driscoll & Kouyate are at times in the music. A mix of beats and guitar loops, all laced with kora, it was possibly a mistake for the pair to try reggae, too. Still, since Kouyate is known as the Jimi Hendrix of the kora, this may be good danger of so loving the value live. JOHN ROBINSON image of themselves as collaborators and vaulters Bell Inn, Bath, Wed; of cultural fences, they The Croft, Bristol, Thu; run the risk of forgetting Hootananny, SW2, Fri; the very thing they love touring to 8 Dec

Esperanza Spalding London

One of the newly risen mainstream stars of the 2012 London jazz festival, bassist and songwriter Esperanza Spalding shot out of the jazz cloisters to celebrity status when she pipped Justin Bieber to 2011s Best Newcomer Grammy. Since then, the serious-minded but charismatic artist with the quiet soul voice and the ying bass technique (shes played for no less a post-bop hero than saxophonist Joe Lovano) has introduced a growing ock of fans to her particular brand of jazz-meets-classical eclecticism, often driven by funk. This years Radio Music Society album has more of a pop avour than Spaldings earlier work but her stage show is full of variety, from the mimicry of a radio slewing between stations with which it often opens, through calland-response between the agile Spalding and her horn players, and interpretations of Wayne Shorters intricate melodies. JOHN FORDHAM Royal Festival Hall, SE1, Thu
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Alabama Shakes On tour

When the Shakes renamed themselves the Alabama Shakes, they aligned themselves with the thrilling nexus of southern soul and rock made in the late 1960s and early 1970s. From the passionate vocalising of singer-songwriter Brittany Howard to the warm, churchy tones of the Hammond B3 organ, the bands debut album, Boys & Girls, is what an Adele album might sound like if she was backed by popular appeal. JR the White Stripes; and Manchester Academy, therein lies much of their Mon; Barrowlands,

Glasgow, Tue; Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Wed; The Coronet, SE1, Fri

Huddersfield Contemporary Music Festival

and electronic, theatrical and meditative that Graham McKenzie has cultivated as artistic director of Hudderseld Contemporary Music festival is well established. McKenzie has become an expert at nding new angles or new composers to place in the spotlight. So, though the opening weekend of the festival ranges from a recital by Nicolas Hodges devoted to the early piano music of Jean Barraqu (St Pauls Hall, 17 Nov) through the UK premiere of Wolfgang Rihms largescale choral work Vigilia (St Pauls Hall, 18 Nov), to a commission from composer-in-residence, the Norwegian Maja SK Ratjke (Bates Mill, 18 Nov), the rst concert is Alan Pierson conducting a portrait of Donnacha Dennehy (pictured, St Pauls Hall, Fri).
ANDREW CLEMENTS

ROS KAVANAGH; AUTUMN DE WILDE

The blend of music improvised and fully notated, instrumental

Various venues, Fri to 25 Nov

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Jack DeJohnette Group On tour
US percussion star Jack DeJohnette plays drum solos so melodically eventful they can sound like medleys of songs, but his illustrious employers a list that has included Thelonious Monk, Bill Evans, Charles Lloyd, John Coltrane, Miles Davis and Keith Jarrett have primarily hired him for the kind of power and dynamism that makes the classiest lineups sound even better. But if DeJohnette has been an inspired accompanist, he has led a vibrant parallel life as a composer-bandleader, and a gifted occasional pianist. Hes led crossgenre bands with unusual instrumental lineups, developed his own angles

TNGHT London

on world jazz (drawing on Native American inuences), and explored a quirky take on Latin jazz with clarinet virtuoso Don Byron, who joins him here. JF Royal Northern College Of Music, Manchester, Tue; Howard Assembly Room, Leeds, Wed, Corn Exchange, Cambridge, A partnership between Thu; Queen Elizabeth Hall, two producers, one SE1; touring to 21 Nov from Scotland and one from Canada, TNGHT are proof of just how widely the international language of hip-hop can be understood. Formed of Hudson Mohawke, (once a teenage turntable prodigy, now an in-demand producer for artists as big as Kanye West), and Lunice (a more engaging performer

than youll often nd behind a laptop, and an associate of Diplo). So far the pair have made one ve-track EP, a slightly frightening template of industrial hip-hop beats, sped-up vocal samples and industrial clanking. The pairs shows are a ashpoint for a crowd derangement that looks certain to continue at this one-o date. JR Oval Space, E2, Thu

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Games news
In the shadow of Halo 4 and next weeks Call Of Duty, publishers are erring on the side of caution, leaving a slightly anaemic release schedule that includes Mass Eect Trilogy (Xbox, PS3, PC), a box set of all three of Commander Shepards outings and downloadable content; Saints Row The Third: The Full Package (Xbox, PS3, PC, pictured), last years wilfully nutty Saints Row episode along with all its post-release add-ons; and Tropico 4: Gold Edition (Xbox, PC), yet another accessorised 2011 game. Marvel Avengers: Battle For Earth (Xbox) is at least new if not very good, adding headshakingly poor Kinect interaction to repetitive superhero battles. Also available to download is The Greatest Video Game Music 2, which has the London Philharmonic performing old favourites like the themes from Chrono Trigger, LittleBigPlanet and Skyrim among others. NG

Halo 4 Xbox 360

343 Industries has made changes: the visuals are brighter and crisper, and vehicle handling spritelier. This is Halo with a spring in its step (and impressive co-op mode Spartan Ops), while new enemies the Prometheans come with their own rearms, giving Waking up four years get down to business this outing the greatest after the end of Halo 3, escaping exploding the Master Chief and his space ships and mowing variety of the series so pint-sized AI companion, down alien invaders, the far. NICK GILLETT Cortana immediately Covenant. New developer Microsoft, 34.99-39.99

Assassins Creed III: Liberation PS Vita

Assassins Creed III: Liberation takes place in New Orleans, joining its console-based big brother in revolution-era America and featuring the series rst female protagonist Aveline de Grandpr. As well as the usual climbing and stabbing skills, Aveline also dons disguises: as a slave she blends in with Disappointingly, the game usually railroads you into choosing one outt, leaving you simply to get on and slit a few throats. Theres a bit of the bayou to explore, though not a lot to do, and things suer when the action gets intense. Still, Liberation looks beautiful on the Vita. NG Ubisoft, 34.99-36.99

labourers; as an assassin shes better in combat; and as a lady she can charm or bribe guards.

LittleBigPlanet Karting PlayStation 3

Courses are littered with collectables, shortcuts and lovingly crafted scenery, and Stephen Frys voiceover is as sublime as ever but LittleBigPlanet Karting isnt entirely successful. Its comical weapons make a little too much dierence, especially in single-player mode, which lends proceedings an unwelcomely random dimension. That aside, theres an incredible amount to do, from minigames to platforming levels to an astonishingly comprehensive level editor, squeezing a vast quantity of entertainment from its sack-people and weaponised go-karts. NG Sony, 39.99
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Frisky And Mannish: Extra Curricular Activities Hudderseld, Stockton-on-Tees
For a good few years now, Laura Corcoran and Matthew Floyd Jones have been steadily building a remarkable following for the mixture of musical mash-ups and outrageous stage antics they provide under the guise of Frisky And Mannish. Impressively, despite minimal TV exposure, theyre touring sizable theatres regularly, and playing to a devoted audience that laps up their dazzlingly is looser, with pop music being the only real theme. Their genuine passion for the art form is evident in everything they do, whether its splicing together Kate Bush and Kate Nash, or showing the world what the Carpenters would sound like reimagined as a grime duo. inventive subversions of pop favourites. Thus far, theyve created a string of shows linking their musical parodies to rites of passage: tackling school days, going to college, and trying (or failing) to get a job. This time the narrative thread
JAMES KETTLE

Lawrence Batley Theatre, Hudderseld, Thu; Arc, Stockton-on-Tees, Fri; touring to 20 Dec

Brian Gittins London

You may well not have heard of him yet, but David Earl is a hugely prolic, wildly inventive comedy talent. He creates spoof video-blogs in the guise of ageing hipster Steve Cumberland (AKA Cumbo). He writes wildly inappropriate sex tips on Twitter as supposed therapist Dr Peter Thraft. But his crowning glory is the revoltingly seedy Brian Gittins, a roadside cafe owner with delusions of a career in showbusiness. Once part of a double act with Dan Skinners similar oddball Angelos Epithemiou, Gittins is a regular xture at west London club night Knock2Bag, where youll nd him reciting strings of gloriously appalling jokes and equally misconceived song-and-dance routines. A fully-realised comic character, you feel it wont be long before Earl has a proper screen vehicle of his own. JK Outside The Box, Kingston upon Thames, Mon; Knock2Bag, W12; Wed

Super Sing-Along Fundraiser London

Its a bit much to expect standup comedians to sort out each mess the government creates but every little helps. So hats o to those acts coming together this week to support the Sing-Along Song group, an initiative that introduces the under-ves to the joys of singing, now threatened
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with closure following the withdrawal of its SureStart funding. The organisers have managed to corral an impressive lineup of talent, including observationalist Lucy Porter, high-energy Canadian maverick Tony Law and the always excellent (and occasionally musical)

Nick Helm (pictured), whose furiously bellowed rants about sex and rejection may not be entirely suitable for small children, but provide topclass entertainment for the rest of us. JK Church Of Our Most Holy Redeemer, EC1, Thu; see supersingalongfundraiser. ticketsource.co.uk
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STEVE BLACK; ED MOORE

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25: Electronic Music In Belfast
Strange as it may seem, just as Northern Irelands Troubles were approaching their nadir in the late 1980s, Belfast was developing a lively acid house scene as promoters commandeered derelict and bomb-damaged buildings for their weekend parties. Among those at the forefront was the young David Holmes: hairdresser by day, groundbreaking DJ by night ( now, of course, an international pioneer of electronic music). To celebrate the citys long heritage of dance music culture, an all-day tribute incorporating workshops, interviews and legacy events takes place at the Ulster Hall buildings, as part of the annual Belfast Music Week festival. In the Group Theatre, upcoming local producers MMoths, Ryan Vail, Kab Driver & Defcon play live sets, while the Main Hall hosts homegrown acts Phil Kieran and Space Dimension Controller, topped o by a performance from Orbital, playing their rst live show for over 20 years in the city after which they named their classic 1991 track.
PATRIC BAIRD

Ulster Hall, Bedford Street, Sat

Tempo Clash Bristol

After being deported from the US where he was an intergral part of the LA beat scene alongside Flying Lotus et al Justin Kutmah McNulty has settled in London and taken his broken beat and hip-hop selections around the UK. LAs loss is truly our gain and hes not been moping since getting the boot. The beatsmith has his own show on Dalstons NTS Radio and set up the successful bass bash Tempo Clash as well. Hes joined at the collectives rst Bristolian outing by fellow resident Om
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The Life Acidic London

The chance to rave aboard a converted East German industrial shing vessel was billed as one of the highlights of this summers ill-fated Bloc festival. The MS Stubnitz is still moored in King George V Docks, where its being used as a novel afterparty destination and a sympathetic home for one-o lefteld electronic nights such as this. The Life Acidic is headlined by two stalwarts of the postAphex acid revival scene, Ceephax Acid Crew (AKA Andy Jenkinson, brother

Unit, as well as recent Young Turk signing and Hoya:Hoya resident Illum Sphere and Deep Medis own Quest. Its the kind of bill on it promoters such as Crazy Legs have been putting on to counter the heft of the In:Motion mega lineups that have descended on the city lately. The second room isnt to be snied at either, with Bristols much-lauded Young Echo crew ensuring the citys bass-driven lineage continues to hit the low notes. LANRE BAKARE The Exchange, Old Market Street, Sat

of Squarepushers Tom) and DMX Krew (above). DArcangelo and Roy Of The Ravers are also aboard, proving that if theres one thing acid heads love more than a Roland TB-303, its a cheesy pun. SAM RICHARDS King George V Docks, E16, Sat
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Propaganda Norwich
After lying silent for six months, Norwichs massive Project club reignited in September following a 2m spring clean and a change of name to Wonderland. Its a signicant boost for a city not overly blessed with venues, and things look promising so far for this 1,880-capacity barn situated on the regenerated waterfront. Fridays at Wonderland have been taken over by student-friendly indie franchise Propaganda who arent averse to booking in the odd celebrity and Friday sees a guest spot from Zawe Ashton, who plays Vod in Channel 4s hit comedy Fresh Meat. JOHN MITCHELL Wonderland, Wherry Road, Fri

Harangue The DJ

T Williams
The one-time grime whizz kid turned UK house saviour empties the contents of his psychic record bag THE TRACK ILL BE OPENING MY NEXT DJ SET WITH Maddslinky Compuphonic Always turns the energy up in the room and brings people into the zone. THE TRACK I ALWAYS PLAY TO RESCUE A DANCEFLOOR Julio Bashmore Au Seve As everyone will know, this track is an absolute smasher. Always ignites the party. THE TRACK THAT CURRENTLY GETS THE MOST REWINDS Breach Sizzla Remix Ben Westbeech AKA Breach is no stranger to making bangers. This track has a second drop which always gets a reload. THE TRACK I WISH ID SIGNED TO MY LABEL Disclosure Tenderly This has everything I could want out of a track from recent times. THE TRACK THATS BEEN UNFAIRLY SLEPT ON THIS YEAR George FitzGerald Child Shouldve been huge. Whenever I play this track it always gets a really good reaction. THE TRACK ID PLAY TO SHOW OFF MY ECLECTIC TASTES Earth, Wind & Fire Lets Groove Its a track I grew up with and it denitely shows a dierent side to my musical taste. THE TRACK THAT GOT ME OUT OF BED THIS MORNING Ed Sheeran Small Bump It just happened to be on my telly when I rst turned it on this morning. But I do really like it. THE IDEAL FESTIVAL TRACK Crystal Waters Gypsy Woman This is always my go-to track at a festival. Does the business every time.

Crystal Waterss Gypsy Woman is always my go-to track at a festival

THE BEST TRACK BY MY FAVOURITE NEW ARTIST Hannah Wants Dappy This girl has thoroughly impressed me. I heard a track of hers on Soundcloud and instantly sent her a message. She sent me back a whole stack of great tunes. THE TRACK THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CROSSOVER HIT Hot Natured Forward Motion Such a popular track with a great hook. I really feel that it couldve and shouldve crossed over. THE TRACK ID PLAY AT MY AUNTIES WEDDING T Williams Feat Tendai Think Of You I know its my own track, but my auntie would appreciate the sentiment. Tendai says it all: Youre the reason why I smile. THE TRACK ID PLAY AT SUNSET IN IBIZA Tensnake Coma Kat This is an iconic sunset tune, the melody is so infectious. I went to Ibiza for the rst time this year and I wish this tune was the soundtrack to my sunset. T Williams plays Bugged Out! @ Fire, SW8, Sat; Rinse 21 mixed by T Williams is out on Monday
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Muslimgauze Tribute Leeds

Bryn Jones AKA Muslimgauze made over 200 albums and EPs before his untimely death in 1999, aged just 38. Although he never visited the region, Jones was fascinated with the music of the Middle East, concerned with the areas politics, and hoped to draw attention to the regions culture and conicts. Middle Eastern music was clearly important to him and tonights headliner Shackleton is an ideal artist to carry on that lineage with his own ethnic, experimental tracks. MARC ROWLANDS Wire, Call Lane, Fri
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INTERVIEW BY SAM RICHARDS

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L.O.V.E On tour
Director Nigel Charnock was a singular talent and his death in August robbed theatre of a man who could see across the false divides between theatre and dance. No more so than in Volcanos L.O.V.E, rst seen almost 20 years ago, which uses Shakespeares sonnets woman and two men. LG Tue & Wed; Unity Theatre, to explore the shifting Derby Theatre, Sat; Arena Liverpool, Thu to 17 Nov, relationship between a Theatre, Wolverhampton, touring to 30 Nov

All That Is Wrong Plymouth

How does change really come about? Is the personal really political? Is the world stued or is it possible to make a dierence? Those are some of the questions raised in this latest show from Belgian company Ontroerend Goed, which won a Fringe First and lots of friends at this years Edinburgh fringe. At its heart is teenager Koba Ryckewaert who is asking questions about the world, her relationship with it and with her family and friends. Shes not so good at talking, but she does like drawing so sets about creating an enormous mind map which gradually starts to ll the stage. Its a genuinely innovative piece of theatre and one that reminds us that when the writings on the wall, we must put our faith in the young. LYN GARDNER Theatre Royal: Drum, Sat to 17 Nov
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Hokes Bluff Coventry

dissected the mythology of cowboy movies, and Watch Me Fall which investigated the Evel Knievel-style stunt. Then there was Frontman, about ageing rockers and the comeback gig. Now the company Action Hero is an turns its attention to inventive young American teen movies company which has and TV series in a new already successfully work in progress which tapped into popular will conjure a celluloid culture through shows such as A Western, which world of angst and secret longings, massive houses and incredibly straight teeth. Its all set in Hokes Blu, a mythical, allAmerican town where the sun always shines, the teenage kids are all beautiful and the outsider is always going to win through. It all sounds much more fun than The Perks Of Being A Wallower. LG Warwick Arts Centre, Fri and 17 Nov

The Magistrate London

Its not often that American stars appear at the National they usually head for the West End but John Lithgow takes the title role in a new production of Arthur Wing Pineros 1885 play The Magistrate. Lithgow, most recently seen on TV in Dexter, won a Tony for his Broadway performance in Sweet focuses on a precocious boy of 14 (though hes actually 19 thanks to his mothers attempt to conceal her age) and a night of high jinks and carousing at a hotel, which results in all and sundry appearing before the titular magistrate.

CHRIS NASH; SIMON KANE; JOHAN PERSSON; PHIL REES

Smell Of Success (which can be seen at the Arcola Theatre, E8, to 22 Dec, starring David Bamber), MARK COOK and hes played Malvolio National Theatre: Olivier, for the RSC. Pineros farce SE1, Wed to 10 Feb
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dance
Donmar Trafalgar Season London
resident director scheme and this year asked three playwrights to come up with new versions of European classics. The season opens (Thu to 8 Dec) with Gwilym Lee (pictued) in a new version of Arbuzovs The Promise by Penelope Skinner set during 1943 in war-torn Leningrad. Titas Halder is the director of Strindbergs battle of wills, The Dance Of Death (13 Dec to 5 Jan), and The Silence Of The Sea by Vercors (10 Jan to 2 Feb) a conict between occupied and occupiers is staged in a version by Anthony Weight, directed by Simon Evans. MC Trafalgar Studios 2, SW1

Batsheva Ensemble: Deca Dance Birmingham, Leicester

After two successful Olivier-nominated, no less annual seasons at the Trafalgar Studios, the Donmar Warehouse kicks o its nal trilogy of plays to highlight up-andcoming directors. The current artistic director Josie Rourke was herself a graduate of the Donmars

Batsheva has become one of the worlds most eective nurseries for new talent. For its UK debut the group performs Deca Dance, a collage of highlights from artistic director Ohad Naharins repertory. Picked from 20 years of work, with music from Vivaldi to the Beach Boys, its as much a showcase for Naharins style as for his students.

Naharin has been vocal in his criticism of Israels occupation of Gaza and the West Bank but there may be demonstrations at certain performances; protesters argue that this state-funded company company promotes Brand Israel.
JUDITH MACKRELL

Birmingham Hippodrome, Tue & Wed; Curve Theatre, Leicester, Fri

Boris Godunov Stratford-upon-Avon

Lloyd Hutchinson plays the Russian tsar, Boris Godunov, who is believed to have killed the tsarevich in order to seize power in the late 16th century. Poet and playwright Adrian Mitchell completed this adaptation shortly before his death in 2008 and it receives its world premiere here. The ruthless Godunov may recall Macbeth, but it may be Shakespeares history plays that spring to mind in a tale of political machinations and revenge. LG Ryl Shakespeare Theatre: Swan, Thu to 30 Mar

Wayne McGregor: FAR London

McGregors work FAR had its London premiere at Sadlers Wells in 2010 and two years on it will be interesting to compare the impact of its clever, investigative, deep-textured choreography on the much smaller stage of the Linbury. At the very least, proximity to the fabulously articulate dancers of Random Dance will highlight the detail of McGregors material. The second half of this season sees the Random ensemble performing works by

three choreographers who have been mentored by McGregor: Alex Whitley, Paolo Mangiola and the precociously talented Robert Binet. JM Linbury Studio Theatre, WC2, Thu to 17 Nov
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exhibitions
Ciara Phillips Norwich
Ciara Phillipss latest prints zing with bright colours, smeared paint and layered textures. Inspired by a recent foray into ceramics, the Glasgow-based artist has translated the experience of getting down and dirty with bits of clay, into a more hands-on approach to printmaking. Beginning with a motif borrowed from a Liberty print silk scarf, shes adapted the pattern in an ever-growing array of spots and stripes. Lime green dots and orange bars dance over a sunny yellow ground as things are pushed to the limit by Phillips. SS Outpost, to 21 Nov

Josiah McElheny London

Theres an element of detective work to Josiah McElhenys exquisite glass sculptures, which the artist blows himself in his Brooklyn foundry. His elegant vases with nipped-in waists and ared bottoms point to a secret history of creative inuences: how Christian Diors famous new look for instance, could lter down into Venetian glass design because the wife of a glass factory owner had a taste for his swooshing skirts. McElhenys latest work take inspiration from a host of 20th-century designers and artists, while the chic steel, wood and glass vitrines that house them reference the Italian architect and glass maker Carlo Scarpa. Its a compelling, sideways take on abstractions of the human body, which really come to life here.
SKYE SHERWIN

Moral Holiday Sunderland

or lm works get up to all varieties of no good. The show is sparked o by two acclaimed cultural con men: Gordon MattaClark is shown slicing a house in two, and Bruce Nauman turns the world upside down by balancing on his head. Clarita Lulics playful portraits (work pictured) also feature.
ROBERT CLARK

JOSIAH MCELHENY/ANDREA ROSEN, NEW YORK AND WHITE CUBE; STEFAN ALTENBURGER PHOTOGRAPHY Z; ANDY HOPE/HAUSER & WIRTH

American painter Robert Rauschenberg said: It is extremely important that art remains absolutely unjustiable. But in 2012

art as mischievous play has become a rare (yet still attractive) prospect. The artists here most of them presenting photo

Northern Gallery For Contemporary Arts, to 12 Jan

Isa Genzken London

Over four decades, Isa Genzkens modernistinspired sculpture has proven so tirelessly inventive that it often appears to have multiple personalities. Thats especially sharply felt in the compilations of pop culture otsam, arthistorical jetsam, paint, dazzling colour, old rubbish and industrial materials shes been making lately. Perspex chairs and Mies Van Der Rohe furniture become tottering towers and pictures of Michael Jackson, Donald Duck and Joseph Beuys make for a surreal showing of 20th-century icons in a collage on the oor. SS Hauser and Wirth, W1, Thu to 12 Jan
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White Cube Masons Yard, SW1, Fri to 12 Jan

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Andy Hope Edinburgh
Like Jim Shaw, previewed below, German painter Andy Hope (AKA Andreas Hofer) combines a penchant for Flash Gordon, Batman and Wonder Woman with the super-subtle abstract compositional tactics of the early 20th-century the title of this show, Russian suprematist 1930 When Dinosaurs Kasimir Malevich. In fact, Become Modernists, appears to refer to the end of the modernist dream, when idealistic ambitions turned to unashamed parody with the advent of the comic strip. All along, Hope mixes traditionally hallowed aesthetics with imagery thats seemingly utterly soulless. RC Inverleith House, to 13 Jan

A Bigger Splash London

This shows subtitle is Painting After Performance and it explores how an age-old medium has been newly invented as a source of action on the one hand, and artice and illusion on the other. In one corner theres Jackson Pollock expressively dripping out his feelings with paint-laden sticks, Yves Kleins painted nude women rolling on the oor, and feminist earth mother Niki de Sant Phalle reversing the gender imbalance by shooting up the canvas. In the other, David Hockneys Bigger Splash is all cool, controlled theatricality. It sets

Susan Slann Scarborough

While Susan Slanns past paintings have verged at times on the psychedelic in their ligree delicacies of orid composition, here she applies herself to a far more mundane range of imagery. Based on a series of one-night stopovers in Travelodge hotels throughout the north, her Travelog series is as technically back-to-basics as it is banal in its subject matter. Monochrome Nauman carefully applying the white paint linocuts depict details of a mime to his face and of the very familiar budget hotel set-up that torso. Paint and picture many of us will have frames are recast as experienced: a Gideons devices for role-play. SS bible sits alongside a neat Tate Modern, SE1, Wed collection of tiny coee to 1 Apr sachets and miniature milk cartons. The cutting of the lino shows no ourish of nesse: as he gets a x of sex, these are blunt, almost drugs and evangelism; and concocted a series of amateur, pictures, Cake Paintings with iced carried o with some layers of art historical and kids Christmas craft psychological reference. kit, of subjects with no apparent aesthetic value. Shaws source materials With the provision might appear cheap and of basic needs and charmless yet he works low expectation, she on each theme for years says, there can be no and nowhere resorts to disappointment. RC cynical parody. RC BALTIC, to 17 Feb Crescent Arts, to 15 Dec
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the scene for work by the likes of Portuguese artist Helena Almeida (work pictured), whose use of blue paint and photography has intrigued and puzzled since the 70s, or Bruce

Jim Shaw Gateshead

This rst ever representative retrospective by the Los Angeles-based artist includes over 100 paintings, sculptures, drawings and videos. Raiding aspects of tacky American culture such as pulp novels, thrift store paintings and pop sci-, Shaw builds up a visual epic of the American
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cultural psyche. He has created his own makebelieve religion Oism (a faith for the faithless); charted the formative years of alter-ego Billy

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Out & about
SATURDAY & SUNDAY LONDON Red Or Dead Exhibition
Wayne Hemingway may have left the brand but hes donated some of his old garb for this retrospective, which takes a look back over the last 30 years of the iconic British fashion label. Dray Walk Gallery, E1, trumanbrewery.com

The Worlds Biggest Liar Lake District

The prize for winning this prestigious competition is 1m in cash, a shiny new helicopter and ownership of the Beatles publishing rights. Actually, thats a pack of lies, as the prize for becoming the champion of pub braggarts is actually a rather nice trophy and the honour of joining seemingly truthful cake-worrier Sue Perkins as a world champion in telling tall tales. The competition takes place on a Thursday, so competitors travelling from out of town may have to bunk o work for the day, but coming up with a decent excuse for the boss shouldnt be a problem. IAIN AITCH Bridge Inn, Santon Bridge, Thu, jenningsbrewery.co.uk

THURSDAY NATIONWIDE Guinness World Records Day

This worldwide event sees a whole host of interesting, crazy and downright weird world record attempts. Various venues, guinnessworldrecords.com

Previously ... Scotlands History Festival Edinburgh

This two-week festival gives punters a chance to immerse themselves in all things Scottish and previous, from having a go at hidden history trails down the Royal Mile and taking in an event called The Flyting which receates a 14th-century verbal battle between two court poets to listening to BBC Coast presenter Neil Oliver bang on about Vikings. This is only the second year the festival has taken place but its already attracted big names and managed to stand out in a city with its fair share of interesting cultural events.
LANRE BAKARE

TO 18 NOV GLASGOW Sonica 2012

Put together by musictheatre company Cryptic, this new festival is a cultural assault with work from Turner Prize nominee Luke Fowler and the intriguing 3D digital opera Bluebeard. Various venues, sonic-a.co.uk

Various venues, Tue to 30 Nov, historyfest.co.uk

CHARLIE HEDLEY PHOTOGRAPHY; ASTRA PLEPE/BUNGA; CLIVE TOTMAN

The Lord Mayors Show London

after the role was invented by King John in 1215. The show itself is well worth seeing, being a mixture of traditional pomp and contemporary London, with three miles of oats somehow skilfully traversing a route thats half that length. IA Mansion House to Embankment, Sat, lordmayorsshow.org
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TO 25 NOV BRADFORD Games In The Park

Unlike the rather more modern display of games at the Media Museum up the road, this gives kids and adults alike the chance to play games from years gone by. Lister Park, visitbradford.com 10-16 Nov 2012

No, Boris Johnson has not been given a seat in the Lords and a street party to celebrate, this is

the almost 800-year-old celebration of Londons rst elected Mayor heading to Westminster

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Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Welcome to the jungle, weve got kangaroo penises. Ant & Dec look on as a new gaggle of Z-listers head to the outback. Sunday, 9pm, ITV1

BBC, LAURENCE CENDROWICZ, NIGEL WRIGHT

Dont miss Attenborough: 60 Years In The Wild Inarguably the seminal naturalist of the television age, Sir David gets a deserved three-part retrospective of his 60-year career. Looking at how the nature doc has evolved in that time, from the grainy footage of Zoo Quest to the time-lapse HD of today., the great man also provides a helpful guide to catching a komodo dragon. Friday, 9pm, BBC2

The Hour Peter Capaldi joins the cast as grumpy head of news Randall Brown, as Abi Morgans period newsroom thriller returns for a second series. Wednesday, 9pm, BBC2

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PREVIEWS BY Ben Arnold (BA), Ali Catterall (AJC), Nosheen Iqbal (NI), Mark Jones (MJ), Andrew Mueller (AM), Gwilym Mumford (GM), Phelim ONeill (PON), Julia Raeside (JNR), John Robinson (JR), Martin Skegg (MS), David Stubbs (DS), Hannah Verdier (HV), Jonathan Wright (JW)

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the planner
Watch with Richard Herring
that would be awesome, but Community have beaten us to that. Ive just been watching Parks And Recreation, the second series. The rst isnt that good, but its picking up. STILL ON THE DVR? Ill go and have a look! Ive got the whole of Seinfeld on DVD and I keep on watching the rst four series and then stopping. Six Feet Under I got through a few seasons of that and then tuned out of it a bit. The West Wing as well. With those series, if you stop watching them for a bit you almost have to start the whole thing over. ANNOYING TV TREND? In the UK were veering away from well-scripted shows. The BBC should be at the forefront of that. Theyre a bit jittery in the way of censorship. They need to be a bit bolder with their choices.

WATCH WITH WORDS: GWILYM MUMFORD; PICTURES: BBC, ADRIAN ROGERS/BBC, PAUL DRINKWATER/NBC, CHRIS LARGE/A&E/SONY, EVERETT/REX

UNMISSABLE SHOW? I really like Community. I like the way theyre allowed to have a week when they go crazy and use stop-frame animation or a dierent pastiche. Theres an episode with a fake clip show. I was annoyed, because when I wrote Time Gentlemen Please with Al Murray I had the same idea those clip show episodes are so annoying and I thought

Id like to marry the character Amy Pond, not the actress who plays her
BRING BACK... I was surprised that The Peter Seranowicz Show didnt get a second series. There are things like that that get stied at birth

CATCH UP AND DOWNLOAD

Hatelds & McCoys Demand 5
This bloody mini-series, which continues this week on Channel 5 (see preview p79), has a hint of Deadwood about it in its grubby, unromanticised depiction of the Wild West. That, and a gangbusters cast headed by Kevin Costner and Bill Paxton (pictured), would suggest it merits a watch. Catch the entire series over at Demand 5. Sky customers can get up to speed with the rst ve episodes on their On Demand service. Girls documentary series follows a group of wannabe clerics on their journey to earning their dog collar. The participants are sent on placements to parishes, prisons, hospitals and schools to tackle an ever-fearsome religious recession.

NTS Radio ntslive.co.uk

Dalston-based radio station NTS has earned itself a reputation for on it shows and high-quality output. Arguably the best of the bunch is Kutmahs show. The London-born DJ was a key member of the LA beat scene, with people like Gaslamp Killer, but was deported in 2010. Now hes back on these shores, Kutmahs contacts
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Sky Go

Youve read the endless articles bigging up/slagging o Lena Durhams twentysomething comedy drama, but have you actually watched the thing?
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Vicar Academy BBC iPlayer

Ever wondered what it takes to become a vicar? Well, look no further. This behind-the-scenes

The Hard Sell

future, someone somewhere will purchase a chocolate bar, this sinister advert declares. As consumer predictions go, its hardly Derren Brown stu. But then turbocharged idiocy kicks in: breaking the wrapper on one of these particular bars will trigger a GPS signal. The locational signal, were told, will bounce o an orbiting satellite in space! back to a secret control room staed by Kit Kat employees. A Swat team will then be despatched by helicopter to track down the mark. The advert shows the commandos or rather, the legally vague crack team of highly trained individuals descend on the chocoholic still unwrapping his Kit Kat. They present him with the character Amy Pond, not the 10,000, as well as fast-tracked actress who plays her. But if she membership to Club Type 2 Diabetes. was willing to stay in character for We dont linger on him later being the entire marriage thatd be ne; arrested or shot, the likely result of Im sure shed be receptive to that being handed a briefcase full of cash idea. Id like to see how Rasputin by men wearing balaclavas. Does got on with Amy Pond. That would the ads campness play annoyingly have been a good idea for Doctor against the otherwise straightforward Who if she hadnt left juvenile fantasy? Yes. Is the process Richard Herring is touring his new illustrated in an insultingly literal show, Talking Cock: The Second sequence? You know the answer. Coming, to 30 Nov But this is a campaign for our times: Willy Wonkas golden ticket, where Big Willy is a military-industrial capitalist and the gold ticket is an yet gripping radio address after identity-tracking microchip. As a bearing witness to the hopemodern slogan, We Will Find You is shredding death of Robert Kennedy several threat-levels up from Have in a small, A Break. But theres no need to narrow serving pantry shortly panic: the lucky bar obviously wont after his Democratic end up in your mitts. Itll probably nomination victory. be bought by some braying Patrick Bateman for whom 10k means as Brazil With Michael little as a quickie with his secretary. Palin Thats just the way the world is.

NESTLE In the very near

List of fun: Herring faves Amy Pond; US sitcom Community; and funnyman Peter Seranowicz

and you wonder why they didnt happen. COME DINE WITH ME LINEUP? I would like Rasputin. I had to research him for Celebrity Mastermind, and now Im writing a sitcom on him. Id like the American author Jonathan Ames, who wrote Bored To Death. Michael Palin. And Amy Pond from Doctor Who. Ive said on one of my shows that Id like to marry

are proving valuable, as listeners to his show are treated to amazing guests like fellow beatsmith Ras G.

Letter From America By Alistair Cooke bbc.co.uk

What a ne way to celebrate ones 90th year in the radio business the BBC has mass-released a tranche of 900 or so of Alistair Cookes (inset) weekly missives from across the pond, which ran from 1947 right up to his death in 2004. All of Cookes responses to the dominant moments in American history are present and deserving of a listen, in particular his plaintive
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BBC iPlayer

RHIK SAMADDER

Palins whistlestop tour of the samba nation comes somewhat prematurely to an end this week (see preview p73); you suspect that he could have drawn this enjoyable, detail-packed travelogue out for another couple of episodes at least. Revisit the whole thing over on iPlayer.

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lm choice
Saturday 10 November Star Wars: Episode VI Return Of The Jedi
(Richard Marquand, 1983) 2.45pm, ITV1
The opening, in which Mark Hamills Luke Skywalker and friends rescue Harrison Fords Han Solo from the clutches of giant toad Jabba The Hutt is a humdinger, but after that the Force is pretty much spent in this concluding chapter of the original trilogy. With the future of the galaxy resting in the furry paws of the Ewoks, thoughts of a Star Wars VII must have been dim and distant indeed. Mackenzie fails to build suspense as the virus starts to wreak havoc on McGregors restaurant and the wider world. Luckily, the couple who have also caught the love bug retain their sense of touch.

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MS FILTINUE

Your daily pick of the movies on TV this week, reviewed by Paul Howlett
Valkyrie
(Bryan Singer, 2008) 9pm, Channel 5
Despite the starry presence of Tom Cruise, this is a surprisingly solid account of the plot by German ocers to assassinate Hitler in July 1944. Togged up with an eyepatch and false arm, Tom reins in his leading-man antics as ringleader Colonel von Stauenberg, and theres strong support from Brits Bill Nighy, Kenneth Branagh and Tom Wilkinson, while director Singer builds tension, even though we know what happens in the end.

Sunday 11 November Lonely Are the Brave

(David Miller, 1962) 3.45pm, ITV4
A thoughtful and aecting contemporary western, starring Kirk Douglas as a good, old-fashioned outlaw: a lone horseman pursued by sympathetic sheri Walter Matthaus helicopters and jeeps. The script, by formerly blacklisted Dalton Trumbo, is an elegy to a vanished time, while Philip Lathrops stark monochrome photography is bleakly stunning.

Wonderful Town
(Aditya Assarat, 2007) 12.35am, BBC2
Assarats contemplative Thai drama is set amid the wreckage of a beach resort after the tsunami of 2004. It focuses on an aair between architect Ton (Anchalee Saisoontorn), and the beautiful, introverted Na (Supphasit Kansen), manager of the modest hotel he is engaged to rebuild. Theres a haunting quality to this engrossing tale of regeneration.

Knight And Day

(James Mangold, 2010) 9pm, Channel 4
Tom Cruise is an apparently rogue CIA man who pretty much kidnaps vintage car acionado Cameron Diaz to help him evade the many agents, feds and crooks out to wrest from his mitts a somewhat Hitchcockian McGun called the Zephyr (an eternal-life battery that would make the Duracell bunny weep with envy). The action sweeps across various continents in time-honoured fashion, with Diaz repeatedly doped and waking up in strange locations.

FRANK MASI; ALLSTAR/UNIVERSAL; RONALD GRANT ARCHIVE; 20THC.FOX/EVERETT/REX

Monday 12 November The Pursuit Of Happyness

Knight And Day Saturday, Channel 4

(Gabriele Muccino, 2006) 9pm, 5*

A warm rags-to-riches tale: Will Smith is restrained as Chris Gardner, who takes custody of his little boy (played by his son Jaden) after his wife leaves him, and tries to full the Reaganite dream (this is 1981) by making a fortune, armed only with a Rubiks cube.
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Perfect Sense
(David Mackenzie, 2011) 10.45pm, BBC2
Glasgow chef Ewan McGregor and scientist Eva Green struggle with a senses-killing virus in this rather low-key apocalypse story. Its an interesting idea, but
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Lonely Are The Brave Sunday, ITV4

Shine
(Scott Hicks, 1996) 12midnight, BBC1
Featuring a virtuoso (and Oscar-winning) performance from Georey Rush as David Helfgott, the classical pianist who broke down while playing Rachmaninovs gruelling third concerto and remained stuck in a twilight world until redeemed by the love of a good woman (Lynn Redgrave). Hicks directs this Australian production with tender care, and the lustre of a polished grand.

Wednesday 14 November The Scouting Book For Boys

(Tom Harper, 2009) 11.05pm, Film4
Young love in a Norfolk caravan park: Thomas Turgooses David secretly longs for lifelong friend Emily (Holliday Grainger), and readily agrees to help her in the tricky scheme she devises to avoid going to live with her father. Its an aecting double act, but the bittersweet romance descends sharply into lurid melodrama.

Thursday 15 November The Day The Earth Stood Still

(Robert Wise, 1951) 11.10am, More4
Classic sci-, in which Michael Rennies interplanetary traveller comes in peace to Washington and gets shot for his pains. He makes friends with Patricia Neal, her son Billy Gray, and sympathetic scientist Sam Jae before issuing a warning to the world, backed up by Gort, the seriously heavy robot. Director Wise eschews the FX trickery, relying on dramatic human tensions; its much better than the Keanu Reeves remake.

Salvage Tuesday 13 November Tyrannosaur

(Paddy Considine, 2011) 11.05pm, Film4
Paddy Considines feature debut rivals fellow actor Gary Oldmans Nil By Mouth for bleak, unrelenting realism. It stars Peter Mullan (himself no bundle of laughs in the directors chair) as Joseph, a rage-lled drunk who stumbles into a charity shop staed by Olivia Colmans Hannah, a religious middle-class woman with, it turns out, issues of her own. Its an intelligent, gripping, superbly acted tale of domestic abuse. Goughs tense low-budget sci- movie sets an alien horror loose in what was once the old Brookside set. It begins with frantic Swat teams descending on a quiet culde-sac on the Wirral, searching for the contents of a shipwrecked container. When they start being horribly killed, mismatched couple Neve McIntosh and Shaun Dooley try to rescue her estranged daughter from the mayhem.

(Lawrence Gough, 2009) 11.55pm, BBC1

Friday 16 November Wanted

(Timur Bekmambetov, 2008) 10.35pm, ITV1
James McAvoy Steve the posh lad from the rst series of Shameless graduates to action movie star in this silly, diverting tale from the Russian director of Night Watch. McAvoy plays an oce nerd signed up by a secret assassins club to shoot bendy bullets and snog Angelina Jolie; the action is sub-Matrix, with a whi of misogyny, too.

Veronica Guerin
(Joel Schumacher, 2003) 11.35pm, BBC1
The story of the crusading journalist who was shot dead in 1996 following her investigations into the Dublin drug barons had already been the subject of a decent, low-budget movie 2000s When The Sky Falls but here it gets the full Jerry Bruckheimer treatment. Inevitably, it errs towards the simplistic and bombastic, but nevertheless tells a rattling good yarn based rmly on the facts, with Cate Blanchett excellent as Guerin.
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In Time
(Andrew Niccol, 2011) 8pm, Sky Movies Premiere
Time is, almost literally, money in this sci- tale: its set in a future world where peoples lives are terminated at the age of 25, unless they accrue extra years by wheeling, dealing and robbing for their personal life banks. How this might work in practice is tactfully ignored, and Niccol settles for routine action mechanics, with Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried on the run, and Cillian Murphy the fey, vicious villain.
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Shine Monday, BBC1

In Time Friday, Sky Movies Premiere

Films start on p46

Saturday 10 Television
BBC1
6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (T) 10.45 Lord Mayors Show 2012 (T) 12.0 BBC News; Regional News And Weather (T) 12.15 Football Focus (T) 1.0 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) 2.0 *Live International Rugby Union (T) 4.30 Final Score (T) 5.20 BBC News; Regional News And Weather (T) 5.40 Pointless Celebrities (T) 6.0

BBC2
CBeebies Zigby (T) (R) 6.10 Finley 6.0 The Fire Engine (T) (R) 6.20 Little Robots (T) (R) 6.30 64 Zoo Lane (T) (R) 6.45 Rastamouse (T) (R) 7.0 CBBC Roar (T) (R) 7.30 Bear Behaving Badly (T) (R) 7.55 The Scooby-Doo Show (T) (R) 8.20 Dennis And Gnasher (T) (R) 8.30 Trapped Ever After (T) (R) 9.0 Jedwards Big Adventure (T) (R) 9.30 Sorry, Ive Got No Head (T) (R) 10.0 The Ministry Of Curious Stu (T) (R) 10.25 Deadly 60 Bites (T) (R) 10.35 Splatalot (T) (R) 11.0 Prank Patrol (T) (R) 11.30 OOglies (T) (R) 11.45 MOTD Kickabout (T) (R) 12.0 The Sky At Night (T) (R) 12.20 Flying Down To Rio (Thornton Freeland, 1933) (T) Romantic musical, starring Gene Raymond and Dolores del Rio. 1.45 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals (T) 5.0 Live International Rugby Union (T)

ITV1
CITV Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (T) 6.25 The Hive (T) (R) 6.35 The Hive (T) (R) 6.45 The Hive (T) (R) 6.50 Canimals (R) 7.0 Canimals (R) 7.05 The Avengers (T) 7.25 Rated A For Awesome (T) 7.40 Rated A For Awesome (T) 7.50 Horrid Henry (T) (R) 8.05 Horrid Henry (T) (R) 8.20 Horrid Henry (T) (R) 8.35 Shake It Up (T) 9.0 My Phone Genie (T) 9.25 ITV News (T) 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (T) 10.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (T) 11.20 Dinner Date: Australia (T) 12.15 ITV News And Weather (T) 12.30 Countrywise (T) 12.45 Holiday Home Sweet Home (T) 1.45 Holiday Home Sweet Star Home (T) 2.45 Wars: Episode VI Return Of The Jedi (Richard Marquand, 1983) (T) Conclusion of the sci- saga, starring Mark Hamill. 5.20 Local News (T) 5.35 ITV News And Weather (T) 5.50 The Golden Rules Of TV (T)

6.00

6.30 Strictly Come Dancing (T) Claudia Winkleman joins Tess Daly to present another ballroom battle as the pro-celebrity couples bid to impress the judges and get their names at the top of the leaderboard. The results are tomorrow at 7.20pm. 8.05 *Merlin The Dark Tower (T) Morgana snatches Gwen and locks her in a magical tower. 8.50 The National Lottery Saturday Night Draws (T) The Lotto and Thunderball draws. 9.0 BBC News; Weather (T) 9.15 The Royal British Legion Festival Of Remembrance (T) Annual event paying tribute to the victims of war and conict, held at the Royal Albert Hall. 10.50 Match Of The Day (T) Gary Lineker presents highlights of todays Premier League clashes, including Aston Villa v Manchester United at Villa Park and Arsenal v Fulham at the Emirates Stadium. National Lottery Update 12.10 The Football League Show (T) 1.25 Weatherview (T) 1.30 BBC News The Bottom Line (T) 2.0 BBC News (T) 2.30 Dateline London (T) 3.0 BBC News (T) 3.30 Martha, Meals And Malawi (T) 4.0 BBC News (T) 4.30 Click (T) 5.0 BBC News (T) 5.30 The Bottom Line (T)

7.30 Attenboroughs Ark: Natural World Special (T) (R) David Attenborough chooses the 10 endangered animals that he would most like to save from extinction, highlighting the work of biologists helping to keep them alive. 8.30 Dads Army (T) (R) 9.0 QI XL (T) Stephen Fry hosts an extended edition of the quiz, with Julia Zemiro, Sue Perkins, Ross Noble and Alan Davies answering questions on the topic of jeopardy. 9.45 The Making Of QI (T) (R) An insight into the production of the popular comedy quiz show.

6.20 New Youve Been Framed! (T) 6.50 Take Me Out (T) A London saxophonist who tours with Olly Murs, an electrician from Pontefract in West Yorkshire, a Surrey beatboxer and a bike engineer from Cornwall take part in the dating show. 8.05 The X Factor (T) Dermot OLeary presents the sixth live studio round as the remaining acts battle to win praise from the judges and votes from the viewers. The results are tomorrow at 8pm. 9.50 The Jonathan Ross Show (T) The host welcomes Homeland star Damian Lewis, and internet sensation Psy, who chats and performs his global hit single Gangnam Style. Last in the series. 10.50 ITV News And Weather (T) London Weather 11.05 The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift (Justin Lin, 2006) (T) An American teenager living in Japan gets involved in illegal street racing, but ends up owing money to the Yakuza. Action adventure, starring Lucas Black and Nathalie Kelley. 1.0 The Store 3.0 Ladette To Lady: Australia (T) (R) 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News (T)

10.00

8.00

Perfect Sense (David Mackenzie, 2011) (T) Premiere. A chef and a scientist fall in love as an epidemic sweeps the world, robbing people of their ability to smell and taste. Romantic drama, with Ewan McGregor and Eva Green. 12.15 The Night Of The Generals (Anatole Litvak, 1967) (T) Second World War mystery, starring Peter OToole. 10.45

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Channel 4
6.15 Channel 4 Presents Jonnie (T) 6.0 (R) 6.20 The Treacle People (T) (R) 6.30 Beach Volleyball (T) (R) 7.25 British Rallycross (T) 7.50 Channel 4 Presents Nathan (T) (R) 7.55 The Morning Line (T) 8.55 T4 The Crush (T) 9.25 Made In Chelsea (T) 10.25 Suburgatory (T) 10.55 The Big Bang Theory (T) (R) 11.25 The Big Bang Theory (T) (R) 11.55 The Simpsons (T) (R) 12.25 The Simpsons (T) (R) 12.55 Deal Or No Deal (T) 1.55 Channel 4 Racing (T) 3.55 Come Dine With Me Down Under (T) 4.25 Come Dine With Me Down Under (T) 4.55 Come Dine With Me Down Under (T) 5.25 Come Dine With Me Down Under (T) 5.55 Come Dine With Me Down Under (T)

Channel 5
Milkshake! Peppa Pig (R) 6.05 Fi And The Flowertots (R) 6.15 Bert And Ernies Great Adventures (R) 6.25 The Mr Men Show (R) 6.35 Olive The Ostrich 6.40 Abbys Flying Fairy School (R) 6.50 Roobarb And Custard Too (R) 7.0 Bananas In Pyjamas (R) 7.10 Funky Town (R) 7.15 Play! (R) 7.25 Noddy In Toyland (R) 7.40 City Of Friends (R) 7.55 Little Princess (R) 8.10 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky (R) 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear (R) 9.0 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (R) 9.15 Tobys Travelling Circus (R) 9.25 Roary The Racing Car (R) 9.45 Jelly Jamm (R) 10.0 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10.35 ThunderCats 11.10 The Removal Men (R) 12.10 Cowboy Builders (R) 1.05 Rolfs Animal Clinic (R) 2.05 The Accidental Witness (2006) 3.55 Wandering Eye (2011) 5.40 Hell Boats (1970)

pick of the day

Live International Rugby Union 2pm, BBC1

Its autumn internationals time: Wales will be looking to shake o the memory of this summers Australian tour against an Argentine side looking for their rst win in eight matches. Over on Sky Sports 1 at the same time, England return to Twickenham seeking to make amends for a disappointing summer tour of South Africa by maintaining a 100% record against Fiji. At 5pm over on BBC2, Declan Kidneys Ireland line up against the Springboks themselves. MJ

Merlin 8.05pm, BBC1

Arthurs got trouble with women this week. Gwens been abducted and with sultry paragon of evil Morgana spotted lurking at the scene, Arthur, Merlin and the bravest knights in Camelot have just one suspect. The good ladys locked in the infamous Dark Tower, a place full of slime, hallucinations and furry things hanging from the ceiling. Gwens so desperate shes nearly taken in by Morganas kind and caring side, until she remembers she doesnt actually have one. Can Arthur make it through Morganas perilous lair? Its not going to be easy. HV

6.25 Channel 4 News (T) 6.55 4thought.tv (T) 7.0 George Clarkes Amazing Spaces (T) (R) A couple who have spent their savings on a prototype modular holiday home.

7.25 5 News Weekend (T) 7.30 The Bridge At Remagen (John Guillermin, 1969) (T) American soldiers are sent to capture a strategically vital bridge over the Rhine before German soldiers destroy it. Second world war adventure, with George Segal.

8.0

9.0

Hestons Fantastical Food (T) 9.45 *CSI: Miami At Risk (T) Horatio and the team investigate the (R) Heston Blumenthal superdeath of a janitor at a tennis sizes foodstus, beginning with academy and uncover evidence breakfast, which includes the that someone at the establishment worlds largest boiled egg. is a child molester. Knight And Day (James Mangold, 2010) (T) Premiere. A woman gets dragged into a rogue secret agents mission to clear his name after he is framed as a traitor. Comedy adventure, with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz.

CSI: Miami 9.45pm, Channel 5

10.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Theres Something About (T) (R) Part one of two. A man Mary (Peter Farrelly, Bobby accused of murdering his wife and Farrelly, 1998) (T) A lovesick colleagues takes a woman hostage man hires a seedy detective in a casino hotel room. to track down his high-school sweetheart but discovers he has 11.40 Forensic Files (T) (R) How many rivals for her aections. forensic techniques help solve Comedy, starring Cameron Diaz puzzling crimes. Detectives and Ben Stiller. investigate whether a businessman 1.30 Viva Riva! (Djo Munga, has been killed deliberately 2010) Premiere. Crime drama, during a robbery. starring Patsha Bay. 3.05 Hollyoaks 12.10 SuperCasino 4.0 House Doctor (T) 5.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) (T) (R) 4.25 Divine Designs: Temples Of Suburbia (T) (R) 4.50 County Secrets (T) (R) 5.05 Hanas Helpline (T) (R) 5.15 The Milkshake! Show (T) (R) 5.40 Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 5.50 Roary The Racing Car (T) (R) 11.15

CSI star David Caruso seems cross enough when things are going all right, so its a safe assumption that as CSI: Miami rolls inexorably towards cancellation (it ends for good in two episodes time), he will be zzing with vengeful, ame-haired fury. Or maybe, judging by his phoned-in performance, he doesnt give a ying monkeys chu. Anyway, this weeks convoluted pot-boiling nds a prestigious tennis academy as the scene of a vicious dog attack which results in the mauling to death of a mild-mannered janitor and the wounding of the head coach. But who holds the grudge? BA

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Freeview
BBC3
7.0pm International Rugby Union. England v Fiji. 8.0 Top Gear. Searching for the worlds best four-seat supercar. 9.0 Live At The Apollo. Rich Hall hosts the stand-up show. 9.30 Live At The Apollo. Sarah Millican hosts, with Russell Kane and Steve Hughes. 10.0 Russell Howards Good News Extra. Extended edition of the comedians topical show. 10.45 Family Guy. Back To The Woods. James Woods steals Peters identity. 11.10 Family Guy. Play It Again, Brian. Brian, Peter and Lois go on holiday. 11.30 American Dad! Stanny-Boy And Frantastic. Stan and Francines social life gets a boost. 11.55 American Dad! A Pinata Named Desire. Roger and Stan clash over the lead role at a local play. 12.15 Unzipped. With Example and Jerry Springer. 1.0 Some Girls. Comedy following teenagers growing up on a south London estate. 1.30 Border Wars: Stacey Dooley In The USA. Investigating South Americans who cross illegally into the USA. Last in the series. 2.30 Russell Howards Good News Extra. Extended edition of the comedians topical show. 3.15 Unzipped. With Example and Jerry Springer. 7.0pm Pavlopetri The City Beneath The Waves. Archaeologists investigate the worlds oldest submerged city. 8.0 Shock And Awe: The Story Of Electricity: Sparks. Mankinds attempts to harness electrical forces. 9.0 *Inspector Montalbano Treasure Hunt. The discovery of a disgured inatable doll sparks a macabre treasure hunt. Last in the series. 10.40 Nigel Slater: Life Is Sweets. The food writer charts the origins of British sweets and chocolate. 11.40 Do We Really Need The Moon? Maggie Aderin-Pocock explores Earths relationship with its satellite. 12.40 The Sky At Night: The Story Of Stu. The composition of the universe. 1.10 Shock And Awe: The Story Of Electricity: Sparks. Mankinds attempts to harness electrical forces. 2.10 Pavlopetri The City Beneath The Waves. Archaeologists investigate the worlds oldest submerged city. 7.0am Arthur 7.10 League Of Super Evil 7.25 Pet Squad 7.25 Shaun The Sheep Championsheeps 7.40 MOTD Kickabout 7.55 Total Wipeout 7.55 Newsround 9.0 HH: Gory Games 9.30 Young Dracula 9.30 Newsround 10.0 Wizards Vs Aliens 10.30 Wizards Vs Aliens 10.30 Newsround 11.0 The Revolting World Of Stanley Brown 11.30 Danis House 11.55 Newsround 12.0 Young Dracula 12.30 Young Dracula Files 1.0 Nightmares Of Nature 1.25 Blue Peter 1.55 Newsround 2.0 Tracy Beaker Returns 2.30 The Tracy Beaker Survival Files 3.0 Hacker Time 3.30 The Sarah Jane Adventures 4.0 MI High 4.30 Roy 5.0 Hero Squad 5.30 Operation Ouch! 5.55 Danis House 6.25 Dennis And Gnasher 6.35 Whats New Scooby-Doo? 7.05am Carpool 7.15 Shark Tank 8.0 Robot Wars Extreme 9.0 Top Gear 10.0 Top Gear 11.0 The Gadget Show 11.30 The Gadget Show 12.0 Man V Food 12.30 Man V Food 1.0 Top Gear 2.0 Top Gear 3.0 QI XL 4.0 Man V Food 4.30 Man V Food 5.0 Top Gear 6.0 Top Gear 7.0 QI XL 8.0 Man V Food 8.30 Man V Food 9.0 Red Dwarf 9.40 Red Dwarf 10.20 Red Dwarf 11.0 Russell Howards Good News 12.0 Red Dwarf 12.40 Red Dwarf 1.15 Red Dwarf 1.50 Russell Howards Good News 2.35 The Gadget Show 6.0am Switched 6.25 Heartland 7.05 Life Unexpected 8.0 Goks Clothes Roadshow 9.05 Supernanny US 10.0 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance 11.05 Goks Clothes Roadshow 12.10 Scrubs 12.40 Scrubs 1.10 How I Met Your Mother 1.35 How I Met Your Mother 2.05 Suburgatory 2.35 Desperate Housewives 3.30 Made In Chelsea 4.35 Baggage 5.35 How I Met Your Mother 6.0 How I Met Your Mother 6.30 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.30 The Big Bang Theory 8.0 Rules Of Engagement 8.30 Rules Of Engagement 9.0 Rude Tube 10.0 Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) 12.05 The Big Bang Theory 12.35 Tool Academy: Boyfriends Behaving Badly 1.35 The Work Experience 2.0 The Ricky Gervais Show 2.30 The Cleveland Show 2.55 The Secret Life Of Us 3.40 One Tree Hill 4.25 Switched 4.45 Switched 5.10 Switched 6.0am Teleshopping 12.0 Jesse Stone: Thin Ice (2009) 1.45 Gunsmoke (1953) 3.20 Coroner Creek (1948) 5.05 Law & Order 6.05 Law & Order 7.0 CSI: Miami 8.0 CSI: Miami 9.0 NCIS 10.0 Gridiron Gang (2006) 12.30 Steven Seagal: Lawman 1.0 SuperCasino 8.55am A Place In The Sun 9.35 The Lost World War One Bunker: A Time Team Special 11.05 The Sommes Secret Weapon: A Time Team Special 12.15 Fighting The Red Baron 1.55 Britains Boy Soldiers 3.0 WWI: Finding The Lost Battalions 4.40 The Lost World War One Bunker: A Time Team Special 6.20 Fighting The Red Baron 8.0 War Horse: The Real Story 9.0 The Somme 11.15 WWI: Finding The Lost Battalions 12.55 War Horse: The Real Story 2.0 Britains Boy Soldiers 3.05 The Killing 6.0am Gossip Girl 6.45 Coronation Street 9.15 Emmerdale 12.05 Girlfri3nds 1.05 The X Factor USA: 16 Perform Results 3.0 The X Factor USA 4.55 The X Factor USA 5.55 The Polar Express (2004) 7.50 Land Of The Lost (2009) 9.50 The Xtra Factor 10.50 Take Me Out The Gossip 11.35 Celebrity Juice 12.20 The X Factor 2.0 The Xtra Factor 2.50 Teleshopping 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen

Dave

ITV3

E4

6.0am Agatha Christies Partners In Crime 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.0 Murder, She Wrote: A Story To Die For (2000) 9.50 The House Of Eliott 11.0 The House Of Eliott 12.10 Pie In The Sky 1.15 Pie In The Sky 2.20 Lost For Words 3.55 Goodnight Mister Tom 6.0 Murder, She Wrote 6.55 Rosemary & Thyme 8.0 Foyles War 10.0 *Bomb Girls 11.05 Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007) 1.20 Rosemary & Thyme 2.15 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping

ITV4

BBC4

6.0am Police, Camera, Action! 6.25 The Sweeney 7.15 Bundesliga Football Highlights 8.05 Champions League Weekly 8.35 Motorsport UK 9.35 Cheers 10.05 Cheers 10.40 Cheers 11.10 Cheers 11.45 Cheers 12.15 The Saint 1.20 Secret Agent (1936) 3.10 All Quiet On The Western Front (1930) 5.55 The Sweeney 7.0 Englands Greatest Goals 8.0 River Monsters 9.0 Sudden Death (1995) 11.15 Hamish & Andys Euro Gap Year 12.15 Vinnie Jones Toughest Cops 1.15 The Sweeney 2.20 Sports Mash: Taking The Mic 2.40 Film File 2.50 ITV4 Nightscreen 3.0 The Store

S4C Digital

5USA

7.0am Clwb Cyw 9.0 Stwnsh Sadwrn 11.0 Coo Gyda Clive Rowlands 11.30 Byw Yn Ol Y Papur Newydd 12.0 Telyn Aur Claire Jones 12.30 Gwyl Cerdd Dant Sir Conwy 2012 2.0 Y Clwb Rygbi 4.45 Gwyl Cerdd Dant Sir Conwy 2012 6.45 Newyddion A Chwaraeon 7.0 Gwyl Cerdd Dant Sir Conwy 2012 12.30 Diwedd 6.0am Fred Dibnahs Railway Collection 6.25 Nasa Triumph And Tragedy 7.10 Mountain 8.0 Mountain 9.0 Nazi Collaborators 10.0 Nazi Collaborators 11.0 Nazi Collaborators 12.0 Raiders Of The Lost Past 1.0 Time Team 2.0 Time Team 3.0 Find My Past 4.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 4.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 7.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 8.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 8.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 9.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 10.0 Raiders Of The Lost Past 11.0 Raiders Of The Lost Past 12.0 Antiques Roadshow 1.0 Sex, Drugs And Rock n Roll: The 60s Revealed 2.0 Nasa Triumph And Tragedy

Yesterday

More4

CBBC

ITV2

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Film
Film4
11.0am Blossoms In The Dust (1941) 1.0 Star Trek: Generations (1994) 3.15 Carry On Sergeant (1958) 4.55 The Wedding Planner (2001) 6.55 Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009) 9.0 Shallow Grave (1994) 10.50 Kill List (2011) 12.40 Ben Wheatley On Kill List 12.45 Night Of The Demon (1957) 2.40 The Guides 2.55 Loving Memory (1971) Management 5.0 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.0 Two And A Half Men 6.30 Anger Management 7.0 Mike & Molly 7.30 Friends 8.0 Friends 8.30 Friends 9.0 Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! 10.05 Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing 11.25 Live At The Apollo 12.25 South Park 12.55 South Park 1.25 South Park 1.55 Two And A Half Men 2.25 The Oce: An American Workplace 2.55 The King Of Queens 3.20 The King Of Queens 3.45 Frasier 4.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 4.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 5.0 Teleshopping

pick of the day

Inspector Montalbano 9pm, BBC4

Theres nothing chilly about life in Montalbanos Vigta, what with the sunshine, the seafood and Montalbanos daily swims. Still, as tonights episode begins, theres a touch of Nordic noir in the air, as the inspector gets into a shootout with an elderly brother and sister who live in a room surrounded by religious artefacts. His eorts are broadcast on TV, a development that leads to plot twists by turns puzzling, farcical and at times downright sinister. Meanwhile, a message in a bottle holds a clue to the murder of an acquaintance, the scholarly Cariolo. JR

Sky Movies Indie

8.0am Killing Bono (2011) 10.0 Insomnia (2002) 12.05 The Chorus (2004) 1.50 Let Me In (2010) 3.50 A Separation (2011) 5.55 Insomnia (2002) 8.0 Let Me In (2010) 10.0 Jackass: The Movie (2002) 11.30 Jackass 3 (2010) 1.10 Jackass 3.5 (2010) 2.40 The Original Kings Of Comedy (2000) 4.45 The Top Ten Show

Discovery
6.0am Speed Of Life 7.0 Nasas Greatest Missions 8.0 Mythbusters 9.0 Mythbusters 10.0 Mythbusters 12.0 Mythbusters 1.0 Mythbusters 2.0 Mythbusters 3.0 Mythbusters 4.0 How Do They Do It? 4.30 How Do They Do It? 5.0 How Its Made 5.30 How Its Made 6.0 Auction Hunters 6.30 Auction Hunters 7.0 Fifth Gear 7.30 Fifth Gear 8.0 Wheeler Dealers 9.0 Undercover 10.0 Crimes That Shook The World 11.0 Secrets Of Bin Ladens Lair 12.0 Battle Castle With Dan Snow 1.0 How We Invented The World 2.0 Mythbusters 3.50 Mythbusters 4.40 Mythbusters 5.30 Meerkat Manor

Sky Movies Premiere

10.0am Immortals (2011) 12.0 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 Premiere A Final Farewell 12.15 Resistance (2011) 2.0 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 Premiere Special 2.30 Deck The Halls (2011) 4.15 The Nutcracker (2009) 6.15 The Decoy Bride (2011) 8.0 Immortals (2011) 10.0 The Lady (2011) 12.15 Clone (2010) 2.10 The Top Ten Show

Death And The Civil War 9pm, PBS America

Made by Ric Burns, brother of Ken, and following in his stylistic footsteps, this lm explores how the sheer carnage in the last conict to take place on American soil aected the culture and institutions of the United States. The war was the outcome of 18th-century grievances and values waged with contemporary technology; both north and south assumed it would be over within weeks, involving mere skirmishes, bloody noses and lessons learned by the other side. Instead, 750,000 men perished wastefully, creating a new bureaucracy of death. DS

FX
8.0am Cops 8.30 Cops 9.0 Cops 9.30 Cops 10.0 Burn Notice 11.0 Burn Notice 12.0 Burn Notice 1.0 Burn Notice 2.0 Burn Notice 3.0 NCIS 4.0 NCIS 5.0 NCIS 6.0 NCIS 7.0 NCIS 8.0 American Dad! 8.30 American Dad! 9.0 Family Guy 9.30 Family Guy 10.0 Family Guy 10.30 American Dad! 11.0 The Cleveland Show 11.30 Family Guy 12.0 American Dad! 12.30 American Dad! 1.0 Family Guy 1.30 Family Guy 2.0 American Dad! 2.30 American Dad! 3.0 Family Guy 3.30 Family Guy 4.0 American Dad! 4.30 American Dad! 5.0 Teleshopping

Sony Movie Channel

8.30am Surrender, Dorothy (2006) 10.20 Sony Movie Previews 10.30 Florence Nightingale (1985) 1.10 Sony Movie Previews 1.20 The Keeper: The Legend Of Omar Khayyam (2005) 3.05 Sony Movie Previews 3.15 The Natural (1984) 5.55 Great Balls Of Fire! (1989) 7.55 D.A.R.Y.L (1985) 10.0 All The Real Girls (2003) 12.10 The Pope Must Die (1991) 2.10 Imaginary Heroes (2004) 4.20 Sony Movie Previews 4.30 Teleshopping

Bomb Girls 10pm, ITV3

GOLD TCM
7.20am Gunsmoke 8.25 The High Chaparral 9.25 Rawhide (1951) 11.05 Adventures Of Captain Fabian (1951) 1.05 Calamity Jane (1953) 3.0 Where Eagles Dare (1969) 6.0 The Dirty Dozen (1967) 9.0 Platoon (1986) 11.20 The Big Red One: The Reconstruction (1980) 2.35 Platoon (1986) 5.0 Sweet November (2001) 6.0am The Liver Birds 6.35 Sykes 7.10 The Brittas Empire 7.50 The Liver Birds 8.30 Heroes Of Comedy 9.35 Only Fools And Horses 10.45 Only Fools And Horses 11.50 Heroes Of Comedy 12.50 The Vicar Of Dibley 1.30 The Vicar Of Dibley 2.10 The Vicar Of Dibley 2.50 See Spot Run (2001) 4.40 Only Fools And Horses 5.50 Only Fools And Horses 6.55 Only Fools And Horses 9.0 Heroes Of Comedy 10.0 The Comic Strip Presents: Five Go To Rehab 11.05 Victoria Wood: Live In Your Own Home 12.10 The Thick Of It 12.50 Victoria Wood: Live In Your Own Home 1.50 Heroes Of Comedy 2.45 Cr*pston Villas

Satellite & Cable

Comedy Central
8.0am Two And A Half Men 8.30 Two And A Half Men 9.0 Friends 9.30 Friends 10.0 Friends 10.30 Friends 11.0 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.0 Friends 12.30 Friends 1.0 Friends 1.30 Friends 2.0 Friends 2.30 Friends 3.0 Anger Management 3.30 Anger Management 4.0 Anger Management 4.30 Anger

Syfy
6.0am Smallville 7.0 Smallville 8.0 Teleshopping 11.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 12.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 1.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 2.0 Buy

New six-part Canadian production telling the story of four women working in a munitions factory during the second world war. Viewers of this type of period drama will nd much that is familiar: a mix of cookie-cutter characters (the loudmouth, the shy one, the rich girl, the matriarch) are thrown together at a time of upheaval and must face up to the opportunities and challenges of their new-found freedoms. Expect casual male chauvinism, boys in uniform making proposals, and a nostalgic big band soundtrack. Eciently executed, if rather routine. MS

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The Vampire Slayer 3.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 4.10 Sir Arthur Conan Doyles Sherlock Holmes (2010) 6.10 The Librarian: Return To King Solomons Mines (2006) 8.10 Annihilation Earth (2009) 10.0 The Terminator (1984) 12.10 Todd & The Book Of Pure Evil 12.40 Amityville II: The Possession (1982) 2.40 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 3.40 Todd & The Book Of Pure Evil 4.10 Super Shark (2011) Dude, Wheres My Car? (2000) 10.40 Skyfall On Set 11.10 Night Cops 12.10 Night Cops 1.10 Inside Gatwick 2.10 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 3.05 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 4.0 Lion Man 4.30 Lion Man 5.0 Crash Test Dummies

ESPN
6.0am ESPN Kicks: Brasileirao 6.15 ESPN Kicks: FA Cup 6.45 Total Italian Football 7.15 Bundesliga 8.45 French Football 10.30 Premier League Preview 11.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 11.30 Live Scottish Premier League Football 2.0 Live International Rugby Union 4.0 Cycling 5.0 Bundesliga 6.45 30 For 30 7.45 Live International Rugby Union 10.0 Live Boxing 12.0 Franklin V Le: UFC Macau 2.30 UFC Primetime: St-Pierre V Condit 3.0 UFC: The Ultimate Fighter 4.0 ESPN Kicks: Extra 4.15 International Rugby Union

Sky Living
6.0am Passport Patrol 6.30 Passport Patrol 7.0 Maury 8.0 Ghost Whisperer 9.0 RSPCA Animal Rescue 9.30 RSPCA Animal Rescue 10.0 Show Me Your Wardrobe 10.30 RSPCA Animal Rescue 11.0 The Biggest Loser USA 1.0 Americas Next Top Model 2.0 Sing Date 2.30 Sing Date 3.0 Sing Date 3.30 Sing Date 4.0 Show Me Your Wardrobe 4.30 Passport Patrol 5.0 Passport Patrol 5.30 Passport Patrol 6.0 Passport Patrol 6.30 Nothing To Declare 7.0 Show Me Your Wardrobe 7.30 Nothing To Declare 8.0 Nothing To Declare 8.30 Nothing To Declare 9.0 Ladyboys 10.0 Criminal Minds 11.0 Bones 12.0 Bones 1.0 Bones 1.50 Nikita 2.40 The Biggest Loser USA 4.20 Nothing To Declare 4.45 Nothing To Declare 5.10 Passport Patrol 5.35 Passport Patrol

Sky Arts 1
6.0am In Condence 7.0 Inside The Actors Studio 8.0 Ballybrando 9.0 Hard Rock Calling Festival 2012 11.30 Video Killed The Radio Star 12.30 Soundstage Presents Stevie Nicks 1.30 In Condence 2.30 Blur The Singles Night 3.50 Sky Arts At Grassington Festival 4.0 Rewind Festival 2012 6.0 Fleetwood Mac: Live In Boston 7.0 London Calling 8.0 The History Of The Clash 9.0 Classic Albums 10.0 Romanzo Criminale 11.0 Romanzo Criminale 12.0 Oasis Live At The City Of Manchester Stadium 1.30 Fleetwood Mac: Live In Boston 2.30 Romanzo Criminale 3.30 Romanzo Criminale 4.30 In Love With Coward 5.0 Saturday Night Live

Sky Sports 1
6.0am Live Test Cricket 8.0 Sporting Greats 8.30 Ringside 9.30 Sporting Greats 10.0 Test Cricket 12.0 Live ATP World Tour Finals Tennis. Coverage of the afternoon session on day six of the season-ending competition from the O2 in London, as the round-robin stage concludes. 2.0 Live International Rugby Union. England v Fiji. Kick-o 2.30pm. Coverage of the rst autumn international of the year for Stuart Lancasters hosts at Twickenham. 5.0 Test Cricket 7.0 Live Darts 11.0 Champions League Weekly 11.30 Sporting Greats 11.55 Live Test Cricket. Australia v South Africa. Coverage of the third days play in the First Test at the Brisbane Cricket Ground, as the opening xture of the three-match series continues.

Watch
6.20am MasterChef Australia 7.10 The Bill 8.0 The Bill 9.0 The Bill 10.0 The Bill 11.0 My Family 11.40 My Family 12.20 My Family 1.0 MasterChef Australia 2.0 Seaside Rescue 2.40 Seaside Rescue 3.20 Seaside Rescue 4.0 Seaside Rescue 4.30 Seaside Rescue 5.0 My Family 5.40 My Family 6.20 My Family 7.0 Jonathan Creek 8.20 Trac Cops 8.50 Trac Cops 9.20 Trac Cops 9.50 Batman Begins (2005) 12.35 Seaside Rescue 1.05 Seaside Rescue 1.40 Seaside Rescue 2.10 Seaside Rescue 2.35 Seaside Rescue

Sky Atlantic
6.0am The X Files 7.0 The X Files 8.0 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 9.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 10.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 11.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 12.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 1.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 2.0 Seinfeld 2.30 Seinfeld 3.0 ER 4.0 ER 5.0 ER 6.0 ER 7.0 ER 8.0 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 9.0 Boardwalk Empire 10.15 House Of Lies 10.50 Girls 11.25 Dont Sit In The Front Row 11.55 The Sopranos 1.10 Boardwalk Empire 2.25 The Wire 3.40 The Mortied Sessions 4.05 The X Files 5.0 The X Files

Sky Sports 2
6.0am Live European Tour Golf. The Singapore Open. Coverage of the third days play at the Sentosa Golf Club. 8.0 Premier League Preview 8.30 Champions League Weekly 9.0 The Fantasy Football Club 10.0 Soccer AM 12.0 Premier League Preview 12.30 Live Football League. Leicester City v Nottingham Forest. Kick-o 12.45pm. Coverage of the East Midlands Championship derby at the King Power Stadium. 3.0 Ringside 4.0 NFL: Total Access 5.0 Live Football Special. Aston Villa v Manchester United .Kick-o 5.30pm. Paul Lamberts men welcome the Red Devils to Villa Park. 7.55 Champions League Weekly 8.25 Football First 10.15 Football First 11.45 Football First 1.15 Football First 2.45 Football First 4.15 Spanish Football 5.45 Sky Sports Classics

Sport
British Eurosport
7.30am Ten Pin Bowling 8.30 Wintersports: Ski Pass 8.45 Live Alpine Skiing 10.0 Live Figure Skating 11.30 Wintersports: Ski Pass 11.45 Live Alpine Skiing 12.45 Figure Skating 1.30 Bobsleigh 2.0 Live Bobsleigh 4.30 Figure Skating 5.0 Figure Skating 6.30 Figure Skating 7.30 Bobsleigh 8.0 Alpine Skiing 9.0 MotoGP 10.30 British Superbikes 11.30 MotoGP

Sky1
6.0am Safebreakers 7.0 The 10th Kingdom 8.0 Last Man Standing 8.30 Last Man Standing 9.0 WWE Superstars 10.0 Soccer AM 12.0 WWE: Smackdown 2.0 Modern Family 2.30 Modern Family 3.0 Modern Family 3.30 Modern Family 4.0 The Top Ten Show 4.10 Stargate: Continuum (2008) 6.0 Daniel Radclie: Being Harry Potter 7.0 Hawaii Five-0 8.0 Hawaii Five-0 9.0

Terrestrial variations
ANGLIA As ITV BORDER As ITV CENTRAL As ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV GRANADA As ITV GRAMPIAN As ITV except 11.19am-11.20 And On We Fight (R) 6.49-6.50 And On We Fight (R) 11.05 Perspectives: Hugh Laurie Down By The River (R) 12.05-5.30 The Nightshift ITV1 WEST As ITV ITV1 WALES As ITV MERIDIAN As ITV CHANNEL As ITV except 5.20pm Puns Pla(i)ce SCOTTISH As ITV except 11.19am-11.20 And On We Fight (R) 6.49-6.50 And On We Fight (R) 11.05 Perspectives: Hugh Laurie Down By The River (R) 12.05-5.30 The Nightshift ULSTER As ITV except 3am Wild About Ulster (R) 3.25 About U (R) 3.30-3.45 About U (R) YORKSHIRE As ITV TYNE TEES As ITV BBC1 SCOTLAND 4.30pm-5.20 Sportscene 12.10 Scot Squad (R) 12.40 The Football League Show 1.55-2.0 Weatherview BBC1 N IRELAND 5.0pm-5.20 Final Score From Northern Ireland BBC2 SCOTLAND 1.45pm Live Scottish International Open Bowls 3.45-5.0 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals 9.45-10.45 Bellany Fire In The Blood (R) BBC2 WALES 8.30pm-9.0 Mastermind BBC2 N IRELAND 4.0pm The Conference 4.50-5.0 Waterworld (R)

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Radio Saturday 10
global headlines, presented by Kate Adie. 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 Money Box. Paul Lewis presents 7.0 Gemma Cairney 10.0 Vernon Kay news from the world of personal nance. 1.0 Huw Stephens 4.0 Radio 1s Dance 12.30 The Now Show. Steve Punt and Anthems With Danny Howard 7.0 Trevor Hugh Dennis present topical stand-up and Nelson 9.0 Westwood 11.0 MistaJam 1.0 sketches with Jon Holmes, Laura Shavin, Diplo And Friends 3.0 Friction 5.0 Seani B Mitch Benn and guests Andi Osho and Tina C. (R) (1/6) 12.57 Weather 1.0 News 1.10 Any Questions? Topical discussion from Shildon in Co Durham chaired by 88-91 MHz Jonathan Dimbleby. Panellists include the 6.0 Anneka Rice 8.0 Sounds Of The 60s Bishop of Durham Justin Welby, writer 10.0 Graham Norton 1.0 Pick Of The Pops Val McDermid and Rachel Reeves MP. (R) 3.0 Dermot OLeary 6.0 Liza Tarbuck 8.0 2.0 Any Answers? Phone-in responding Festival Of Remembrance 9.0 *Victor (R) to Any Questions? 2.30 Saturday Drama: 10.0 Dave Pearce: Dance Years 12.0 Bob The Martin Beck Killings: The Man On The Harris Sunday 3.0 Richard Allinson Balcony. By Maj Sjowall and Per Wahloo, translated by Alan Blair and adapted by Katie Hims. Beck tracks a killer targeting young girls in Stockholm. Starring Steven 90.2-92.4 MHz Mackintosh. (3/5) 3.30 Swansong. 7.0 Breakfast 9.0 News; CD Review 12.15 Stuart Maconie presents the story behind Music Matters 12.15 News 1.0 The Early Driving To Damascus by Big Country. Music Show. Lucie Skeaping presents live Released in 1999, it was the bands nal from the 2012 Greenwich Early Music full recording with singer and guitarist Festival and Exhibition with music from Stuart Adamson. (R) (3/4) 4.0 Weekend His Majestys Sagbutts and Cornetts, and Womans Hour. Jane Garvey presents recorder player Eva Fegers. 2.0 Radio highlights of the weeks programmes. 3 Lunchtime Concert. Mezzo Angelika 5.0 Saturday PM 5.30 The Bottom Line. Kirchschlager and pianist Julius Drake Evan Davis talks to business executives give a recital of Schumann songs from about workplace issues that matter, from the Wigmore Hall, London. Presented by the boardroom to the shop oor. (8/9) Fiona Talkington. (R) 3.0 Saturday Classics 5.54 Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 5.0 Jazz Record Requests 6.0 Opera On 3. 6.0 Six OClock News 6.15 Loose Ends. Gounods Faust, with tenor Peter Auty in Clive Anderson presents the show mixing the title role and bass James Creswell as conversation, comedy and music. 7.0 Mephistopheles. Stuart Stratford conducts the Chorus and Orchestra of Opera North. 9.30 The Wire. Zurich, by Pearse Elliott. Drama about two friends, one of whom has been in a wheelchair since he was 21, journeying to see the band AC/DC. With Conleth Hill and Patrick FitzSymons. (R) 10.30 Hear And Now. Robert Worby Packed, in turn, with powerful drama introduces a recording of Heiner Goebbels and moments of bleak humour, Walden by the Ensemble Klang and Victor (9pm, R2) is the story of a Birmingham Contemporary Music Group, 93-year-old former soldier and his plus music by Eliane Radigue. 12.0 experiences and memories of the Georey Smiths Jazz. The music of tenor second world war. Its a moving, saxophonist Sonny Rollins, including tting tribute in a big week of his partnerships with Miles Davis and Remembrance radio, rst broadcast Thelonious Monk. 1.0 Through The Night

Radio 1

97.6-99.8 MHz

Radio 2

Radio 3

Prole. Friends, adversaries, colleagues and condants provide a revealing insight into the personality and motivation of a person who is making the headlines. 7.15 Saturday Review. Tom Sutclie and guests examine the weeks cultural highlights. 8.0 *Archive On 4: Whos Reithian Now? Roger Bolton explores the origins of Reithian values, the broadcasting standards espoused by John Reith, the BBCs rst director general. 9.0 Classic Serial: The Gothic Imagination Frankenstein: Part Two. Conclusion of a two-part dramatisation of Mary Shelleys horror tale by Lucy Catherine. Frankenstein comes face to face with what he fears most. (R) (2/2) 10.0 News And Weather 10.15 The Moral Maze (R) (5/9) 11.0 Round Britain Quiz. Tom Sutclie challenges regular panellists from the north and south of England to compete in another round of the mind-bending quiz. (R) (10/12) 11.30 Poetry Workshop. Ruth Padel visits Cumbria, birthplace of William Wordsworth, to meet the Dove Cottage poets at Grasmere, where they explore the theme of fathers. (R) (1/4) 12.0 News And Weather 12.30 Casual Cruelty. The Villager, by Shirley Jackson. Miss Clarences visit to Greenwich Village, New York, gives her an insight into other peoples lives. Read by Glenne Headly. Last in the series. (R) (3/3) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 World Service World Brieng.

Radio 4 Extra
Digital

pick of the day

Radio 4
92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz
6.0 News And Papers 6.07 Open Country. Helen Mark visits the Lake District to meet the cousin of Arthur Ransome, learn about sports promotion in the area, and to talk to local residents John Nettleton and Jenny Massie. (R) (2/14) 6.30 Farming Today This Week 6.57 Weather 7.0 Today 8.51 (LW) Yesterday In Parliament 8.58 (LW) Weather 9.0 Saturday Live 10.30 GI Britain. Martha Kearney concludes her investigation into Britains GI years, reporting on the racial tensions American troops brought with them from the US. (2/2) 11.0 The Week In Westminster 11.30 From Our Own Correspondent. The stories behind

6.0 All Quiet On The Western Front 7.30 An English Journey (2/2) 8.0 The Frankie Howerd Variety Show 9.0 Ed Reardons Weekend 12.0 The Righteous Sisters Omnibus 1.15 Julie Eneld Investigates: Murder West One (1/4) 2.0 The Burkiss Way 2.30 Im Sorry Ill Read That Again (13/13) 3.0 The Frankie Howerd Variety Show 4.0 All Quiet On The Western Front 5.30 Meet David Sedaris (6/6) 6.0 On The Beach (1/2) 7.0 Ed Reardons Weekend 10.0 Act Your Age (1/6) 10.30 28 Acts In 28 Minutes (2/3) 11.0 Two Way Cut (1/4) 11.30 A Killer On The Run (1/6) 11.45 The Boys From Brazil (1/6) 12.0 On last year and narrated in parts by John The Beach (1/2) 1.0 The Frankie Howerd Hurt with specially commissioned Variety Show 2.0 The Righteous Sisters soundscapes by Thea Gilmore. Omnibus 3.15 Julie Eneld Investigates: Its a curious time (or not) for Murder West One (1/4) 4.0 All Quiet the BBC to be examining the public On The Western Front 5.30 Meet David and private principles of its rst, Sedaris (6/6)
most signicant, director general but Archive On 4: Whos Reithian Now? (8pm, R4) does just that. NI

Radio 5 Live
693, 909 kHz
6.0 Weekend Breakfast 9.0 The Danny Baker Show 11.0 Fighting Talk 12.0 5 Live Sport 12.45 5 Live Sport: Championship Football 2012-13 3.0 5 Live Sport: Premier League Football 2012-13 5.0 Sports Report 5.30 5 Live Sport: 5 Live Rugby 7.15 6-0-6 8.30 Saturday Edition 10.0 Andrew Verity 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 Morning Reports 5.30 The Non League Football Show

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Sunday 11 Television
BBC1
6.0 Breakfast (T) 7.35 Match Of The Day (T) (R) 9.0 The Andrew Marr Show (T) 10.25 Remembrance Sunday: The Cenotaph (T) 12.15 Sunday Politics (T) 1.30 Points Of View (T) 1.45 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) 2.10 Live International Rugby Union (T) 4.30 Remembrance Week (T) (R) 5.25 Songs Of Praise (T) 6.0

BBC2
CBeebies Zigby (T) (R) 6.10 Finley 6.0 The Fire Engine (T) (R) 6.20 Little Robots (T) (R) 6.30 64 Zoo Lane (T) (R) 6.45 Rastamouse (T) (R) 7.0 CBBC Roar (T) (R) 7.30 Deadly Art (T) (R) 7.45 Copycats (T) (R) 8.15 The Scooby-Doo Show (T) (R) 8.40 Wingin It (T) (R) 9.0 Gastronuts (T) (R) 9.30 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (T) 11.0 Two Minute Silence (T) 11.05 The Great British Bake O (T) (R) 12.05 Flog It! (T) (R) 12.30 Live MotoGP (T) 2.0 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals (T) 4.50 Live International Rugby League (T)

ITV1
CITV Engie Benjy (T) (R) 6.10 Special Agent Oso (T) 6.20 Special Agent Oso (T) 6.35 Signed Stories (T) (R) 6.45 Monk (T) (R) 6.50 Canimals (R) 6.55 Canimals (R) 7.05 Matt Hatter Chronicles (T) 7.25 Almost Naked Animals (R) 7.35 Almost Naked Animals (R) 7.50 Almost Naked Animals (R) 8.0 Phineas And Ferb (T) 8.15 Phineas And Ferb (T) 8.30 Big Time Rush (T) 9.0 Good Luck Charlie (T) 9.25 ITV News (T) 9.30 House Gift (T) (R) 10.30 The Unforgettable Sid James (T) (R) 11.0 ITV News And Weather (T) 11.10 Countrywise (T) 11.25 Dickinsons Real Deal (R) 12.25 Carry On Follow That Camel (Gerald Thomas, 1967) Comedy, with Jim Dale. 2.15 The X Factor (T) (R) 4.0 The Home Of Fabulous Cakes (T) 5.0 Downton Abbey (T) (R)

6.00

6.0

BBC News; Regional News And Weather (T) 6.20 Countryle (T) The team presents a Remembrance Sunday special from the Forest of Dean. 7.20 Strictly Come Dancing: The Results (T) The couples are in the dance-o are revealed. 8.0 9.0 Antiques Roadshow (T) Fiona Bruce presents a Remembrance Day edition from Farnborough. *Andrew Marrs History Of The World Age Of Extremes (T) Marr reaches the 20th century, exploring the two world wars as well as more positive achievements in science and technology, before looking to the future. Last in the series.

7.0

Remembrance Sunday: The Cenotaph Highlights (T) David Dimbleby and Sophie Raworth present highlights of this mornings ceremony at the Cenotaph in London, where thousands of veterans took part in the traditional march past.

6.25 Local News (T) Weather 6.40 ITV News And Weather (T) 7.0 Surprise Surprise (T) Opera star Katherine Jenkins springs a surprise on an RNLI hero and Bradley Walsh sets up a treat for a deserving fan of quiz show The Chase. Holly Willoughby presents. The X Factor Results (T) Dermot OLeary announces the outcome of the viewers phone-in, and the two least popular acts have to sing for survival. *Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! (T) New series. Ant and Dec present, as a fresh batch of famous faces wave goodbye to their lives of luxury and set up home among the creepy-crawlies of the Australian jungle.

8.00

8.0

9.0

Operation Iceberg (T) (R) First 8.0 of two programmes in which a team of adventurers and scientists, including Chris Packham and Andy Torbet, visit the Arctic to explore the world of icebergs. 9.0 Dragons Den (T) Ideas and products being pitched to the panel include a tablet computer, caravan covers, an oven-cleaning gadget and a backpack that can be used to tow children on ski slopes.

10.00

10.0 BBC News; Regional News And Weather (T) 10.25 Match Of The Day 2 (T) Colin Murray reviews the days Premier League action. 11.35 The Graham Norton Show (T) (R) The host is joined by Hollywood actress Cameron Diaz, stand-up favourite Sarah Millican and Olympic and Tour de France champion Bradley Wiggins. Plus, music by Rod Stewart. 12.20 Masquerade (Bob Swaim, 1988) Thriller, starring Rob Lowe. 1.50 Weatherview 1.55 Sign Zone The Choir: Sing While You Work (R) 2.55 Holby City: If Not For You (R) 3.55 The Paradise (R) 4.55 BBC News HARDtalk 5.0 BBC News 5.30 World Business Report 5.45 BBC News 54 The Guide

10.0 Harry & Paul (T) The Surgeons return to their youth as members of the Cambridge Footlights, and the American Cops get arrested. 10.30 Hebburn(T) (R) Sarah attempts to give Jack advice on his interview technique. 11.0 Soul Men (Malcolm D Lee, 2008) (T) Premiere.Comedy, starring Samuel L Jackson and Bernie Mac. Wonderful Town 12.35 (2007) Premiere. Drama, starring Anchalee Saisoontorn. 2.05 BBC News (T) 2.30 Asia Business Report (T) 2.45 Sport Today (T) 3.0 BBC News (T) 3.30 Asia Business Report (T) 3.45 Sport Today (T) 4.0 BBC News (T) 4.30 HARDtalk (T)

10.35 ITV News And Weather (T) London Weather 10.50 Piers Morgans Life Stories: Geri Halliwell (T) (R) The former Spice Girl talks to the host about her love life, family and fame, and her decision to leave the Spice Girls to pursue a solo career. 11.45 Anglo-Welsh Cup Rugby Union 2012/13: Week One Highlights of the opening pool matches in this seasons competition, including Ospreys v Gloucester, Bath v Newport-Gwent Dragons and Cardi Blues v London Wasps. 12.40 The Store 2.45 Golden Balls (T) (R) 3.35 Motorsport UK: 2012 Silverstone 4.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News (T)

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Television Sunday 11
Channel 4
6.05 Channel 4 Presents Nathan (T) 6.0 (R) 6.10 The Treacle People (T) (R) 6.20 The Hoobs (T) (R) 6.45 The Hoobs (T) (R) 7.10 Extreme Sailing Series (T) 7.40 Cardi Half Marathon (T) 8.05 Channel 4 Presents Oscar (T) (R) 8.10 Will & Grace (T) (R) 8.35 Frasier (T) (R) 9.0 Frasier (T) (R) 9.30 Sunday Brunch (T) 12.05 The Big Bang Theory (T) (R) 12.35 The Big Bang Theory (T) (R) 1.05 The Simpsons (T) (R) 1.35 The Simpsons (T) (R) 2.05 Hughs 3 Good Things (T) 2.35 Hughs 3 Good Things (T) 3.10 Hughs 3 Good Things (T) 3.40 Hughs 3 Good Things (T) 4.10 Hughs 3 Good Things (T) 4.40 The Forgotten Gunners Of WW1: A Time Team Special (T) 5.45 Furry Vengeance (Roger Kumble, 2010) (T) Premiere. Family comedy, starring Brendan Fraser.

Channel 5
Milkshake! Peppa Pig (R) 6.05 Roary The Racing Car (R) 6.15 Fi And The Flowertots (R) 6.25 Bert And Ernies Great Adventures (R) 6.30 The Mr Men Show (R) 6.45 Olive The Ostrich 6.50 Abbys Flying Fairy School (R) 7.0 Roobarb And Custard Too (R) 7.05 Bananas In Pyjamas (R) 7.20 Play! (R) 7.30 Noddy In Toyland (R) 7.40 City Of Friends (R) 7.50 Little Princess (R) 8.05 The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill And His Best Friend Corky (R) 8.25 Angelina Ballerina 8.45 Rupert Bear (R) 9.0 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (R) 9.15 Tobys Travelling Circus (R) 9.30 Roary The Racing Car (R) 9.45 Jelly Jamm (R) 10.0 Power Rangers: Super Samurai 10.35 ThunderCats 11.0 5 News: Remembrance Sunday 11.05 The Gadget Show (R) 12.05 Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan (R) 1.05 Stuart Little 3: Call Of The Wild 2.30 Cats & Dogs 4.10 Youve Got Mail

pick of the day

Andrew Marrs History Of The World 9pm, BBC1

Concluding part of Marrs eight-part survey of everything ever. Seeking to wrap matters in neat bundle, Marr presents the 20th century as an apotheosis of both the possibilities of mankind and the follies of humanity a period that saw appalling ideologically-motivated slaughter, and the greatest spread of freedom. Subtitled Age Of Extremes borrowed from Eric Hobsbawms book on the same period its a brisk, compelling sweep across a century we might have been fortunate to survive. AM

Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! 9pm, ITV1

Semi-famous celebrities and a few chancers no-ones ever heard of set up camp in the jungle once again, and although the line-up is top secret until launch night, the format is guaranteed. Kangaroos front bottoms will be eaten, strops will be thrown and bikinis will become skimpier as the campaign for the public vote rolls on, presented as ever by the amiable Ant and Dec. Rumoured to be up for the Bushtucker Trials are Corries Helen Flanagan, boxer David Haye and Colin Doctor Who Baker. HV

7.25 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 4thought.tv (T) On Remembrance Sunday, the show questions who are the real heroes in war.

6.25 5 News Weekend (T) 6.30 Lost In Space (Stephen Hopkins, 1998) (T) A family of space explorers is stranded on the other side of the galaxy. Sci- adventure based on the 1960s TV show, starring William Hurt, Gary Oldman and Matt LeBlanc. 9.0 Valkyrie (Bryan Singer, 2008) (T) Premiere. Fact-based thriller, re-creating the 1944 plot by rebel German ocers to assassinate Hitler using a briefcase bomb. Starring Tom Cruise, Kenneth Branagh and Bill Nighy.

8.0

9.0

How Britain Worked (T) A team from the Black Country Living Museum restore an 18th-century steam-powered device used to pump water out of mines. Homeland A Gettysburg Address (T) Brody agrees to work with Carrie and Quinn to stop an attack on America, while Faber attracts the attention of the CIA when he asks one too many questions about Tom Walker.

Friday Night Dinner 10pm, Channel 4

10.0 *Friday Night Dinner The Mouse 11.25 Hatelds & McCoys (T) (R) Three bounty hunters are lured (T) The house is in a mess due to to the area by the rewards put on building work, Mum takes refuge the heads of Anse and his sons. in the shed because of a mouse and Meanwhile, Nancy tells Johnse that Jim is invited over for dinner with Roseanna wants nothing more to the Goodmans. Last in the series. do with him. 10.30 Derren Brown: Fear And Faith (T) (R) Two-part experiment in 12.30 How Do They Do It? 1.0 which the showman claims to SuperCasino 4.0 The FBI Files (T) remove peoples experience of fear (R) 4.50 County Secrets (T) (R) through the use of a new drug. 5.05 Hanas Helpline (T) (R) 5.15 11.35 Secret State (T) (R) Political The Milkshake! Show (T) (R) 5.40 drama, starring Gabriel Byrne. Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 5.50 12.35 C4 Comedy Presents: Them From Roary The Racing Car (T) (R) That Thing (T) (R) 1.05 American Football Live: Chicago Bears V Houston Texans (T) 4.45 Grudge Match: The Table Top Titans (T) (R) 4.55 Countdown (T) (R) 5.40 Make Do & Mend (T) (R) 10-16 Nov 2012

And so we say a fond Shalom to series two of Friday Night Dinner: like BBC3s equally splendid Cuckoo, a comedy that relies less on shocktactics or morbid mortication and more on sweetly surreal (if perfectly believable) set-ups and superbly realised characterisation. Tonight, the Goodmans invite oddball neighbour Jim (Mark Heap) round to dinner out of sheer embarrassment (What a super religion how do I join?), while an errant mouse roams around the house. The plot may be half-inched from Fawlty Towers but genius steals, after all. AJC

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Sunday 11 Digital Television

Freeview
BBC3
7.0pm Junior Doctors: Your Life In Their Hands. Aki treats a patient who is determined to go home. 7.55 Great Movie Mistakes. Blunders in Hollywood lms. 8.0 Gavin & Stacey. Smithy and Nessa visit the hospital for their rst ultrasound scan. 8.30 Gavin & Stacey. The newlyweds argue while on a night out at the bowling alley. 9.0 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents: Magaluf. A teenage tness fanatic is given a taste of freedom in Magaluf. 10.0 American Dad! You Debt Your Life. Stan saves Rogers life. 10.25 American Dad! I Am The Walrus. Steve challenges Stan for family dominance. 10.45 Family Guy. The Former Life Of Brian. Brians long-lost son moves in with the Grins. 11.10 Family Guy. Long John Peter. Peter causes havoc as a pirate. 11.30 Some Girls. Comedy following teenagers growing up on a south London estate. 12.0 Unsafe Sex In The City. A man hopes he is not diagnosed with chlamydia for the fourth time. 1.0 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents. Magaluf. A teenage tness fanatic is given a taste of freedom in Magaluf. 1.55 Russell Howards Good News. The comedians perspective on the news. 2.25 Gavin & Stacey. Smithy and Nessa visit the hospital for their rst ultrasound scan. 2.55 Gavin & Stacey. The newlyweds argue while on a night out at the bowling alley. 3.25 Some Girls. Comedy following teenagers growing up on a south London estate. 1.30 Bear Behaving Badly; Dance Download 1.55 Newsround 2.0 Sadie J 2.30 Sadie J 3.0 Hacker Time 3.30 The Sarah Jane Adventures 4.0 MI High 4.30 Merlin 5.05 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 5.20 Trade Your Way To The USA; Deadly 60 Bites 6.0 The Revolting World Of Stanley Brown 6.30 My Life: Big Brother Dine With Me 8.0 Undercover Boss 9.0 Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA 10.0 Father Ted 10.35 Father Ted 11.05 *Shameless USA 12.15 Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA 1.10 Father Ted 2.20 Shameless USA

ITV2
6.0am Emmerdale 8.50 Coronation Street 11.20 The X Factor 1.0 The Xtra Factor 2.05 Rita Ora: The Hot Desk 2.15 Im A Celebrity: Jungle Royalty 3.20 The Flintstones (1994) 5.0 Take Me Out 6.10 Take Me Out The Gossip 7.0 Dragonheart (1996) 9.0 The Xtra Factor Results 10.0 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 10.35 Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.35 Girlfri3nds 12.35 Winners & Losers 1.30 The Vampire Diaries 2.20 Coronation Street 2.45 Teleshopping 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen

Dave
7.05am Batteries Not Included 7.40 TOTP2 8.05 TOTP2 8.40 Later Live With Jools Holland 9.20 Later Live With Jools Holland 10.0 Top Gear 11.0 Matt And Allegras Big Farm 11.30 Matt And Allegras Big Farm 12.0 Man V Food Presents 12.30 Man V Food Presents 1.0 Top Gear 2.0 Red Dwarf 2.40 Red Dwarf 3.20 Red Dwarf 4.0 Man V Food Presents 4.30 Man V Food Presents 5.0 Red Bull Cli Diving 2012 5.30 Seaside Rescue 6.0 Red Dwarf 6.40 Red Dwarf 7.20 Red Dwarf 8.0 Man V Food Presents 8.30 Man V Food Presents 9.0 Red Dwarf 9.40 Red Dwarf 10.20 Red Dwarf 11.0 Russell Howards Good News 12.0 Red Dwarf 12.40 Red Dwarf 1.15 Red Dwarf 1.50 Russell Howards Good News 2.35 The Gadget Show

ITV3
6.0am Film File 6.10 Flowers Uncut With Je Leatham 6.30 Rebecca 8.35 Heartbeat 9.40 Heartbeat 10.50 Foyles War 12.55 Goodnight Mister Tom 2.55 Alberts Memorial 4.25 David Jason: The Battle Of Britain 5.25 David Jasons Greatest Escapes 7.0 Housewife, 49 9.0 Joe Maddisons War 10.50 A Touch Of Frost 12.50 Cracker 1.50 Pie In The Sky 2.45 Flowers Uncut With Je Leatham 3.05 ITV3 Nightscreen 3.40 Emmerdale

E4
6.0am Switched 6.20 One Tree Hill 7.05 T4 Scrubs 7.40 Scrubs 8.10 The Crush 8.40 Hollyoaks 11.20 T4: Watch 11.35 Smallville 12.35 Rules Of Engagement 1.0 Rules Of Engagement 1.30 T4: Listen 1.45 How I Met Your Mother 2.15 Ugly Betty 3.10 Charlies Angels 4.05 Made In Chelsea 5.10 New Girl 5.40 Suburgatory 6.10 The Big Bang Theory 6.35 The Big Bang Theory 7.05 The Big Bang Theory 7.35 The Big Bang Theory 8.0 My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) 10.0 *Mists 11.0 The Work Experience 11.35 Made In Chelsea 12.40 2 Broke Girls 1.05 New Girl 1.30 Mists 2.25 Dirty Sexy Money 3.05 Hollyoaks

ITV4
6.0am Film File 6.10 Minder 7.0 The Saint 7.50 The Professionals 8.50 The Sweeney 9.50 Police, Camera, Action! 10.20 Cheers 10.55 Cheers 11.25 Cheers 12.0 Secret Agent (1936) Alfred Hitchcocks spy thriller, starring John Gielgud. 1.45 Destry (1954) Western, with Audie Murphy. Lonely Are The Brave 3.45 (1962) Western, starring Kirk Douglas. 6.0 British Touring Car Championship Review 2012 8.0 Anglo-Welsh Cup Rugby Union 9.0 Mercury Rising (1998) Thriller, starring Bruce Willis. 11.15 The Kingdom (2007) Thriller, starring Jamie Foxx. 1.25 Minder 2.30 Police, Camera, Action! 3.0 The Store

BBC4
7.0pm Apples: British To The Core. How Britain has helped shape the apple. 8.0 Michael Wood: The Story Of India. Ages Of Gold. Scientic achievements during the medieval period. 9.0 Legends: Roy Orbison The Big O In Britain. The singers popularity among British audiences. 10.0 The Bird With The Crystal Plumage (1970). Horror, starring Tony Musante. 11.35 Michael Wood: The Story Of India: Ages Of Gold. Scientic achievements during the medieval period. 12.35 Queens Of British Pop. Part one of two. Celebrating singers including Dusty Springeld and Sandie Shaw. 1.40 Songs Of Sandy Denny At The Barbican. A tribute concert to the singer-songwriter.

5USA
6.0am Teleshopping 12.0 The Lying Game 12.55 Monte Walsh (2003) 3.15 Jesse Stone: No Remorse (2010) 5.0 Law & Order 6.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.0 CSI: Miami 10.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11.55 CSI: Miami 12.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.55 Dark Blue 2.55 Inside Hollywood 3.0 Teleshopping

S4C Digital
7.0am Clwb Cyw 9.30 Ralio+ 10.0 Ras Yn Erbyn Amser 10.30 Coo 11.0 Rownd A Rownd 11.25 Rownd A Rownd 11.50 Brwydr Y Fwydlen 12.20 Fferm Ffactor 12.50 Cefn Gwlad 1.20 Ffermio 1.50 Prynhawn Da 2.50 Hwb 3.50 Cwpan LV 6.0 Newyddion Ar Tywydd 6.05 Pobol Y Cwm 8.0 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 8.30 Coaur Cymry: Irac Ac Aganistan 9.0 Alys 10.05 Newyddion Ar Tywydd 10.20 Dathlu 30 Alcoholig Llon 12.25 Y Byd Ar Bedwar 12.55 Diwedd

CBBC
7.0am Arthur 7.10 League Of Super Evil 7.25 Pet Squad 7.35 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 7.55 Splatalot 8.20 Bear Behaving Badly 8.45 Shaun The Sheep; Newsround 9.0 Horrible Histories 9.30 Tracy Beaker Returns; Newsround 10.0 Leonardo 10.30 Young Dracula Files 10.30 Newsround 11.0 12 Again 11.30 Danis House 11.55 Newsround 12.0 Hero Squad 12.30 Operation Ouch! 1.0 Project Parent

More4
8.55am River Cottage Bites 9.20 Fighting The Red Baron 11.0 WWI: Finding The Lost Battalions 12.45 The Lost World War One Bunker: A Time Team Special 2.25 The Somme 4.35 River Cottage Bites 4.45 A Place In The Sun 5.15 Come Dine With Me 5.50 Come Dine With Me 6.20 Come Dine With Me 6.55 Come Dine With Me 7.30 Come

Yesterday
6.0am Fred Dibnahs Railway Collection 7.10 Catherine Cooksons The Wingless

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Bird 8.0 Catherine Cooksons The Wingless Bird 9.0 Catherine Cooksons The Wingless Bird 10.0 Find My Past 11.0 Dam Busters 12.0 The Battle Of Britain 2.0 The Last Day Of WW1 3.0 Catherine Cooksons The Wingless Bird 4.0 Catherine Cooksons The Wingless Bird 5.0 Catherine Cooksons The Wingless Bird 6.0 Coast 7.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 7.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 8.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 9.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 9.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 10.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 11.0 The Last Day Of WW1 12.0 20th Century Battleelds 1.0 20th Century Battleelds 2.0 20th Century Battleelds (1967) 5.0 O Set 5.15 Whos Minding The Store? (1963)

Satellite & Cable

Comedy Central
8.0am Friends 8.30 Friends 9.0 Friends 9.30 Friends 10.0 Friends 10.30 Friends 11.0 Friends 11.30 Friends 12.0 Friends 12.30 Friends 1.0 Friends 1.30 Friends 2.0 Two And A Half Men 2.30 Mike & Molly 3.0 Friends 3.30 Friends 4.0 Friends 4.30 Friends 5.0 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.0 Friends 6.30 Friends 7.0 Friends 7.30 Friends 8.0 Two And A Half Men 8.30 Anger Management 9.0 Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing 10.20 Live At The Apollo 11.20 Threesome 11.50 South Park 12.20 Two And A Half Men 12.50 Comedy Central At The Comedy Store 1.20 South Park 1.45 South Park 2.10 Two And A Half Men 2.35 Two And A Half Men 2.55 The King Of Queens 3.20 The King Of Queens 3.45 Frasier 4.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 4.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 5.0 Teleshopping

pick of the day

Dan Snows Battle Of The Somme 7pm, Discovery

Film
Film4
11.0am Guns At Batasi (1964) 1.0 Volcano (1997) 2.55 Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970) 5.45 The Rochdale Pioneers (2012) 7.10 The Spy Next Door (2010) 9.0 The Bank Job (2008) 11.10 Walter (1982) 12.40 Baby 1.05 The Crying Game (1992)

Discovery Sky Movies Indie

8.0am Worlds Greatest Dad (2009) 9.45 The Kid (2010) 11.45 Beginners (2010) 1.45 The Rum Diary (2011) 3.50 Sideways (2004) 6.0 Beginners (2010) 8.0 The Rum Diary (2011) 10.0 Sideways (2004) 12.10 Everything Must Go (2010) 1.50 Drunkboat (2010) 3.40 Sisters & Brothers (2011) 6.0am Mutant Planet 7.0 Nasas Greatest Missions 8.0 Mythbusters 9.0 Mythbusters 10.0 Mythbusters 11.0 Mythbusters 12.0 How Do They Do It? 12.30 How Do They Do It? 1.0 How Its Made 1.30 How Its Made 2.0 Battle Castle With Dan Snow 3.0 Battle Castle With Dan Snow 4.0 Battle Castle With Dan Snow 5.0 Battle Castle With Dan Snow 6.0 Battle Castle With Dan Snow 7.0 *Dan Snows Battle Of The Somme 9.0 Flying Wild Alaska 10.0 Titanic: The Aftermath 12.0 Wheeler Dealers 1.0 Auction Hunters 1.30 Auction Hunters 2.0 Mythbusters 3.0 Mythbusters 3.50 Mythbusters 4.40 Mythbusters 5.30 Meerkat Manor

Nearly 20,000 British lives were lost on the rst day of the Somme. Although the battle survives via history books and in the imagination, the real thing also exists on 35mm lm. In this Remembrance Day special, Dan Snow looks at Georey Malins remarkable 1917 documentary The Battle Of The Ancre And The Advance Of The Tanks which, back then, opened simultaneously on 34 screens across Britain. The public would never see warfare in the same way again; thanks to digital restoration, todays audiences can see it more clearly than ever. AJC

Mists 10pm, E4
Lust is in the air down at the community centre, in the most twisted way possible. Well, this lot wouldnt have it any other way. Brilliantly inappropriate probation worker Lola has developed a fetish for watching Curtis scrub grati, and Jess cant go anywhere without men trying it on, but she only has eyes for Alex. Finns over-familiar stepmum makes her move, much to his horror. If you really wanted to stop her, you could have grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the eye, advises Rudys grumpy doppelganger as he takes a break from demanding crisps. HV

Sky Movies Premiere

10.0am Immortals (2011) 12.0 The Top Ten Show 12.15 Resistance (2011) 2.0 Deck The Halls (2011) 3.45 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 Premiere A Final Farewell 4.15 The Nutcracker (2009) 6.15 The Decoy Bride (2011) 8.0 Immortals (2011) 10.0 The Lady (2011) 12.15 Clone (2010) 2.10 The Top Ten Show

FX
8.0am Leverage 9.0 Leverage 10.0 Leverage 11.0 Leverage 12.0 Leverage 1.0 NCIS 2.0 NCIS 3.0 NCIS 4.0 NCIS 5.0 NCIS 6.0 NCIS 7.0 NCIS 8.0 Burn Notice 9.0 The Walking Dead 10.0 American Horror Story: Asylum 11.0 True Blood 12.05 Family Guy 12.35 Family Guy 1.05 Family Guy 1.35 Family Guy 2.05 Family Guy 2.35 Family Guy 3.05 Family Guy 3.35 Family Guy 4.05 Cops 4.35 Cops 5.0 Teleshopping

Sony Movie Channel

8.30am The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (1982) 10.35 Sony Movie Previews 10.45 Anna Karenina (1985) 1.30 Sony Movie Previews 1.40 The Musketeer (2001) 3.45 Sony Movie Previews 3.55 Lambada (1990) 5.55 D.A.R.Y.L (1985) 7.55 Eddie (1996) 10.0 Imaginary Heroes (2004) 12.15 Undisputed (2002) 2.05 Dead Man Walking (1995) 4.20 Sony Movie Previews 4.30 Teleshopping

Shameless USA 11.05pm, More4

Sheila seems to be conquering her agoraphobia, so Frank, sensing that his free ride might be at an end, searches for someone else to sponge from. Enter Dottie, a former patron of Franks local who is about to undergo a risky heart operation, and who has a bit of cash about her. Its a scheme that even Manc Frank of the original series might have baulked at, suggesting that this US remake might be nding a voice of its own in its second season. Elsewhere, Ian helps Mickey, now out of prison, nd a job, and Debbie decides shes had enough of bunking with Liam. GM

GOLD
6.0am The Brittas Empire 6.30 The Liver Birds 7.10 Keeping Up Appearances 7.50 Keeping Up Appearances 8.30 See Spot Run (2001) 10.30 Only Fools And Horses 11.55 Only Fools And Horses 1.40 Only Fools And Horses 3.45 Keeping Up Appearances 4.25 Keeping Up Appearances 5.05 Keeping Up Appearances 5.45 Only Fools And Horses 7.10 Only Fools And Horses 9.0 Outnumbered 9.40 Outnumbered 10.20 Blackadder Goes Forth 11.0 Blackadder

TCM
7.05am Cattle Town (1952) 8.20 Calamity Jane (1953) 10.15 Whos Minding The Store? (1963) 12.0 Where Eagles Dare (1969) 3.0 Alias Jesse James (1959) 4.50 The Man From Snowy River (1982) 6.55 Bandolero! (1968) 9.0 Phone Booth (2002) 10.40 The Newton Boys (1998) 1.05 Phone Booth (2002) 2.40 Death Rides A Horse

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Sunday 11 Digital Television

Goes Forth 11.40 Outnumbered 12.20 Outnumbered 1.0 Blackadder Goes Forth 1.40 Blackadder Goes Forth 2.10 Im Alan Partridge 2.40 Cr*pston Villas Meet The Characters 4.0 The X Files 5.0 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets

Sport
British Eurosport
7.30am Wintersports: Ski Pass 7.45 Figure Skating 8.30 Alpine Skiing 8.45 Live Alpine Skiing 10.0 Figure Skating 11.30 Alpine Skiing 11.45 Live Alpine Skiing 12.45 Futsal 2.0 Live Futsal 3.30 Futsal 4.30 Futsal 5.30 Figure Skating 7.0 Alpine Skiing 8.0 Bobsleigh 8.30 Bobsleigh 9.0 MotoGP 11.0 Motorsports Weekend 11.15 British Superbikes 12.15 Motorsports Weekend

Sky1
6.0am Hour Of Power 7.0 The 10th Kingdom 8.0 Last Man Standing 8.30 Last Man Standing 9.0 The Glee Project 10.0 WWE Superstars 11.0 WWE: Experience 12.0 The Middle 12.30 The Middle 1.0 The Middle 1.30 The Middle 2.0 The Middle 2.30 Futurama 3.0 Futurama 3.30 The Top Ten Show 3.40 Stargate Ark Of Truth (2008) 5.30 The Simpsons 6.0 The Simpsons 6.30 Raising Hope 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Arrow 9.0 Daniel Radclie: Being Harry Potter 10.0 Game Of Thrones 11.20 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.20 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.20 Night Cops 2.10 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 3.05 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 4.0 Best Of Oops TV 5.0 Lion Man 5.30 Lion Man

Syfy
6.0am Smallville 7.0 Smallville 8.0 Teleshopping 11.0 Basilisk: The Serpent King (2006) 1.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 2.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 3.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 4.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 5.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 6.0 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 7.0 Warehouse 13 8.0 Haven 9.0 Continuum 10.0 The River 11.0 The Almighty Johnsons 12.0 Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012) 1.50 Amityville II: The Possession (1982) 4.0 2012: Ice Age (2011)

ESPN
6.0am ESPN Kicks: Extra 6.15 Bundesliga 8.0 Bundesliga 9.45 Serie A 11.30 Live Serie A 1.30 Live Serie A 4.15 Live Bundesliga 6.45 Talk Of The Terrace 7.30 Live French Football 10.15 Pardon The Interruption UK 10.45 Franklin V Le: UFC Macau 1.15 Boxing 2.15 UFC: The Ultimate Fighter 3.15 UFC: The Ultimate Fighter 4.15 UFC Primetime: St-Pierre V Condit 4.45 ESPN Kicks: Extra 5.0 Cycling

Sky Arts 1
6.0am Inside The Actors Studio 7.0 London Calling 8.0 The History Of The Clash 9.0 Fleetwood Mac: Live In Boston 10.0 Soundstage Presents Stevie Nicks 11.0 Soundstage Presents Garbage 12.0 Bjork: Volta Live In Paris 1.0 Classic Albums 2.0 Mariellas Book Show 3.0 London Calling 4.0 Oasis Live At The City Of Manchester Stadium 5.30 Video Killed The Radio Star 6.0 The British Invasion 7.0 Live At The Criterion 8.0 Inside The Actors Studio 9.0 Behind The Burly Q (2010) 11.0 Romanzo Criminale 12.0 Romanzo Criminale 1.0 Inside The Actors Studio 2.0 Behind The Burly Q (2010) 4.0 Live At The Criterion 5.0 Saturday Night Live

Sky Living
6.0am Show Me Your Wardrobe 6.30 Show Me Your Wardrobe 7.0 Show Me Your Wardrobe 7.30 Show Me Your Wardrobe 8.0 Show Me Your Wardrobe 8.30 Passport Patrol 9.0 The Biggest Loser USA 11.0 Ghost Whisperer 12.0 Katie 1.0 Katie 2.0 Katie 3.0 Katie 4.0 Show Me Your Wardrobe 4.30 Passport Patrol 5.0 Passport Patrol 5.30 Passport Patrol 6.0 Americas Next Top Model 7.0 Nothing To Declare 7.30 Nothing To Declare 8.0 Nothing To Declare 8.30 Nothing To Declare 9.0 Legends Of The Fall (1994) 11.40 Greys Anatomy 12.40 Bones 1.40 Nikita 2.40 Greys Anatomy 3.30 Bones 4.20 Bones 5.10 Passport Patrol 5.35 Passport Patrol

Sky Sports 1
6.0am Live Test Cricket. Australia v South Africa. Coverage of the third days play in the First Test at the Brisbane Cricket Ground. 8.0 Spanish Football 9.30 The Sunday Supplement 11.0 Goals On Sunday 1.0 Live Super Sunday. Manchester City v Tottenham Hotspur. Kick-o 1.30pm. Coverage of this afternoons opening Premier League match at the Etihad Stadium. 3.30 Live Super Sunday. Chelsea v Liverpool. Kicko 4.00pm. Coverage of this afternoons second Premier League match at Stamford Bridge. 7.0 Live Darts 11.0 Scottish Premier League Football 11.30 Sporting Greats 11.55 Live Test Cricket

Sky Atlantic
6.0am Seinfeld 6.30 Seinfeld 7.0 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 8.0 The X Files 9.0 The X Files 10.0 The X Files 11.0 The X Files 12.0 The X Files 1.0 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 2.0 Star Trek: Voyager 3.0 Star Trek: Voyager 4.0 Star Trek: Voyager 5.0 Star Trek: Voyager 6.0 Star Trek: Voyager 7.0 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 8.0 Urban Secrets 9.0 Awake 10.0 Girls 10.35 Game Change (2012) 12.45 Friday Night Lights 1.45 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 2.45 Love/Lust And Holiday Feasts 3.45 Blue Bloods:

Watch
6.0am Real Rescues 6.45 Top Of The Pops New Years Eve 2009 7.45 MI High 8.20 MI High 9.0 Doctor Who 10.0 Total Wipeout Canada 11.0 Primeval 12.0 Seaside Rescue 12.30 Seaside Rescue 1.0 Seaside Rescue 1.40 MI High 2.20 MI High 3.0 A Gifted Man 4.0 Doctor Who 5.0 Primeval 6.0 Dynamo: Magician Impossible 7.0 MasterChef Australia 8.0 Trac Cops 9.0 Paranormal Witness 10.0 Cars, Cops And Criminals 11.0 Emergency Bikers 12.0 Car Wars 12.30 Car Wars 1.0 Grimm 1.55 Real Rescues

Sky Sports 2
6.0am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Football First 8.0 Football First 9.30 International Rugby Union 11.0 Racemax 12.0 Live ATP World Tour Finals Tennis 4.0 Sporting Greats 4.30 This Week In WWE 5.0 WWE: Experience 6.0 Live ATP World Tour Finals Tennis 10.0 Football Special 11.30 Spanish Football 1.0 Scottish Premier League Football 1.30 Football Special 3.0 Scottish Premier League Football

Terrestrial variations
ANGLIA As ITV BORDER As ITV CENTRAL As ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV GRANADA As ITV GRAMPIAN As ITV except 2.14pm-2.15 And On We Fight (R) 6.24 And On We Fight (R) 11.45 Grimeghters (R) 12.15-5.30 The Nightshift ITV1 WEST As ITV ITV1 WALES As ITV MERIDIAN As ITV CHANNEL As ITV except 6.25pm Puns Pla(i)ce SCOTTISH As ITV except 2.14pm-2.15 And On We Fight (R) 6.24 And On We Fight (R) 11.45 Grimeghters (R) 12.15-5.30 The Nightshift ULSTER As ITV YORKSHIRE As ITV TYNE TEES As ITV BBC1 SCOTLAND 1.40pm-2.10 The Harbour (R) 10.25 Sportscene 11.10-12.20 Match Of The Day 2 BBC1 WALES 10.25pm The Wales Report With Huw Edwards 10.55 Match Of The Day 2 12.05 The Graham Norton Show (R) 12.50 Masquerade (1988) 2.20 Weatherview 2.25 BBC News 2.30 Asia Business Report 2.45-2.55 Sport Today BBC2 SCOTLAND 11.05am Wild Walks (R) 11.10 River City (R) 12.10 Points Of View 12.25-12.30 Blethering Scots BBC2 WALES 8.0pm Coast (R) 8.15-9.0 Scrum V 12.35 Scrum V (R) 1.20 Never Mind The Buzzcocks (R) 1.50 Martha, Meals And Malawi 2.0-2.30 BBC News BBC2 N IRELAND 10.0pm David Meade: Make Believe (R) 10.30 Sunday Politics (R) 10.55 Harry & Paul 11.25 Hebburn (R) 11.55 Never Mind The Buzzcocks (R) 12.25-12.35 Waterworld (R)

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Radio 1
97.6-99.8 MHz
7.0 Gemma Cairney 10.0 Sara Cox 1.0 Huw Stephens 4.0 The Ocial Chart With Reggie Yates 7.0 The Radio 1 Request Show With Jameela Jamil 9.0 The Surgery With Aled 10.0 Annie Mac 12.0 BBC Introducing With Ally McCrae 2.0 B Traits 4.0 Dev countryside. (2/5) 6.57 Weather 7.0 News 7.07 Sunday Papers 7.10 Sunday 7.55 Radio 4 Appeal: Bowel Cancer UK 7.57 Weather 8.0 News 8.07 Sunday Papers 8.10 Sunday Worship (R) 9.0 News 9.07 Sunday Papers 9.15 The Archers. Omnibus edition. 10.30 Ceremony Of Remembrance From The Cenotaph. Nicholas Witchell commentates on the annual service of remembrance at Whitehall. 11.45 The Art Of Remembrance. Mark Whitaker looks at some of the lesser-known ways that the arts responded to the Great War. 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 The Museum Of Curiosity. John Lloyd and Jimmy Carr invite Sara Pascoe, Marc Abrahams and Buzz Aldrin to donate exhibits to their imaginary museum. Last in the series. (R) (6/6) 12.30 The Food Programme 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World This Weekend 1.30 The Invention Of Spain. Misha Glenny explores the end of the Spanish empire. Last in the series. (3/3) 2.0 Gardeners Question Time (R) 2.45 The Listening Project(R) 3.0 Classic Serial: Rebus: The Black Book. First of Chris Dolans two-part dramatisation of Ian Rankins crime thriller. Maverick detective inspector John Rebus investigates an unsolved murder. Starring Ron Donachie. (1/2) 4.0 Open Book 4.30 Poetry Workshop. Ruth Padel heads to east Suolk to explore the nations growing enthusiasm for poetry, and oers advice on writing and reading verse to budding poets. (2/4) 5.0 File On 4 (R) (7/9) 5.40 Prole (R) 5.54 Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.0 Six OClock News 6.15 Pick Of The Week 7.0 The Archers 7.15 The Golden Age. New series. Comedy by Arthur Mathews, set in Broadcasting House during the 1930s, a period when the corporation was in its infancy. (1/3) 7.45 Dear Life: To Reach Japan. A short story from the Alice Munro collection. A young poet sets out across a continent. Last in the series. (5/5) 8.0 Feedback (R) (12/13) 8.30 Last Word (R) 9.0 Money Box (R) 9.26 Radio 4 Appeal: Bowel Cancer UK (R) 9.30 Analysis (R) (8/9) 9.59 Weather 10.0 The Westminster Hour 11.0 The Film Programme. Cinema magazine, with Francine Stock. (R) 11.30 Something Understood (R) 12.0 News And Weather 12.15 Thinking Allowed (R) 12.45 Bells On Sunday. (R) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 World Service World Brieng

Radio 2
88-91 MHz
6.0 Good Morning Sunday 9.0 Steve Wrights Sunday Love Songs 11.0 Weekend Wogan 1.0 Barbara Windsor 3.0 Johnnie Walkers Sounds Of The 70s 5.0 Paul OGrady 7.0 Tim Rices American Pie (R) (27/52) 8.0 Andre Previn: All The Right Notes (R) (4/4) 8.30 Sunday Half Hour 9.0 Russell Davies 10.0 Clare Teal 11.0 The David Jacobs Collection 12.0 Janice Long 2.0 Alex Lester 5.0 Vanessa Feltz

Radio 4 Extra
Digital
6.0 South Riding Omnibus (3/3) 7.15 Back To The Drawing Board (2/5) 7.30 Count Arthur Strongs Radio Show! (5/6) 8.0 Doctor In The House (3/13) 8.30 The Clitheroe Kid 9.0 Likely Stories (2/5) 9.30 The Silver Sword (2/3) 10.0 Desert Island Discs Revisited Turner Prize Winners (2/4) 10.45 The Gardener 11.0 Stick A Geranium In Your Hat! (1/4) 11.30 Take It From The Chorus (2/3) 12.0 South Riding Omnibus (3/3) 1.15 Back To The Drawing Board (2/5) 1.30 Journey To The Centre Of The Earth 3.0 Doctor In The House (3/13) 3.30 The Clitheroe Kid 4.0 Mels Mix: The Best Of The 4 OClock Show 4.30 Likely Stories (2/5) 5.0 The Silver Sword (2/3) 5.30 Before Your Very Eyes (4/10) 6.0 Doctor Who (1/4) 6.30 Project Archangel (4/4) 7.0 Stick A Geranium In Your Hat! (1/4) 7.30 Take It From The Chorus (2/3) 8.0 Doctor In The House (3/13) 8.30 The Clitheroe Kid 9.0 Desert Island Discs Revisited Turner Prize Winners (2/4) 9.45 The Gardener 10.0 Comedy Club Count Arthur Strongs Radio Show! (5/6) 10.30 In The Red (7/7) 11.0 Radio Active (2/6) 11.30 The Boosh (3/6) 12.0 Doctor Who (1/4) 12.30 Project Archangel (4/4) 1.0 Desert Island Discs Revisited Turner Prize Winners (2/4) 1.45 The Gardener 2.0 Stick A Geranium In Your Hat! (1/4) 2.30 Take It From The Chorus (2/3) 3.0 Doctor In The House (3/13) 3.30 Journey To The Centre Of The Earth 5.0 Likely Stories (2/5) 5.30 The Silver Sword (2/3)

Radio 3
90.2-92.4 MHz
7.0 Breakfast 7.0 News 9.0 Sunday Morning With Rob Cowan 12.0 Private Passions. Michael Berkeleys guest on Remembrance Sunday is TV presenter and historian Dan Snow. 12.0 News 1.0 The Early Music Show (R) 2.0 Sunday Concert. The BBC NOW, conducted by Jac Van Steen, performs Brahms Violin Concerto with Viviane Hagner, plus music from Wagners Lohengrin and Zemlinskys Lyric Symphony. 4.0 Choral Vespers From Westminster Cathedral (R) 5.0 The Choir. Aled Jones introduces highlights from the Choir of the Year Grand Final at Londons Royal Festival Hall. 6.30 Words And Music. Mariah Gale and Kobna HoldbrookSmith read poetry and prose celebrating mythical musician Orpheus, with music by Monteverdi, Handel, Beethoven, Gluck, Purcell and Birtwistle. 7.45 Sunday Feature. William Crawley investigates the history of Queens University Belfast and its role in shaping cultural and intellectual life in the city against the backdrop of the Troubles. 8.30 *Drama On 3: Lovers Rock A play about black politics and a new brand of reggae in 1980s London. With Kobna Holdbrook-Smith and Tobi Bakare. 10.0 World Routes11.0 Jazz Line-Up 12.30 Through The Night

pick of the day

Writer Rex Obano (best known for Rastamouse) turns his eye to 80s London, against the backdrop of the Brixton riots, in Drama On 3: Lovers Rock (8.30pm, R3). The play centres on Ben, a gay pacist caught up in the politics of one of the most intensely fraught periods of black British history. Trinidad & Tobagos rst prison radio station was launched earlier this year; Your World: Reality Radio (8pm, BBC World Service) takes a look behind the scenes to see how the service is helping in the rehabilitation of inmates held in maximum security. NI

Radio 4
92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz
6.0 News Headlines 6.05 Something Understood. On Remembrance Sunday, Mark Tully honours those wounded in action, talking to doctors and patients at Headley Court Defence Medical Rehabilitation Unit in Surrey. 6.35 Living World. Discovering the world of the harvestmen, the mysterious arachnids with exceptionally long, thin legs and a small central body found in the

Radio 5 Live
693, 909 kHz
6.0 Weekend Breakfast 8.30 SportsWeek 9.30 Double Take 11.0 7 Day Sunday 12.0 5 Live Sport 1.0 5 Live Sport: Sunday Review 3.0 5 Live Sport 4.0 5 Live Sport: Premier League Football 2012-13 6.03 6-0-6 7.0 Pienaars Politics 8.0 On The Money 9.0 5 Live Investigates 10.0 Andrew Verity 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 Morning Reports 5.30 Wake Up To Money

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Monday 12 Television
BBC1
6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.15 Neighbourhood 6.0 Blues (T) 10.0 Homes Under The Hammer (T) (R) 10.58 BBC News; Weather (T) 11.0 Watchdog Daily (T) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (T) (R) 12.13 BBC News; Weather (T) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) 1.0 BBC News; Weather (T) 1.30 Regional News And Weather (T) 1.45 Doctors (T) 2.15 Escape To The Country (T) (R) 3.0 BBC News; Weather; Regional News (T) 3.05 CBBC Deadly 60 (T) (R) 3.35 Lockie Leonard (T) (R) 4.0 Prank Patrol Down Under (T) (R) 4.25 Leon (T) (R) 4.30 Junior MasterChef (T) 5.0 Newsround (T) 5.15 Pointless (T)

BBC2
CBeebies Zigby (R) 6.10 Finley 6.0 The Fire Engine (R) 6.20 Little Robots (R) 6.30 64 Zoo Lane (R) 6.45 Chuggington: Badge Quest (R) 6.50 Rastamouse (R) 7.0 CBBC School Of Silence (R) 7.30 Pet Squad (R) 7.40 Eliot Kid (R) 7.55 Newsround 8.0 Whats New Scooby-Doo? (R) 8.25 CBeebies Mister Maker Comes To Town (R) 8.45 I Can Cook With You (R) 9.0 ZingZillas (R) 9.15 Baby Jake (R) 9.25 Dipdap (R) 9.30 Wibbly Pig (R) 9.40 The Koala Brothers (R) 9.50 Big & Small (R) 10.05 Big Barn Farm (R) 10.20 Charlie And Lola (R) 10.30 3rd & Bird (R) 10.40 Waybuloo (R) 11.0 In The Night Garden (R) 11.30 BBC World News 12.0 Daily Politics 1.0 Restoration Roadshow (R) 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy (R) 2.15 Weakest Link (R) 3.0 Real Rescues (R) 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Breakaway (R) 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R)

ITV1
Daybreak (T) 8.30 Lorraine (T) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T) 10.30 This Morning (T) 12.30 Loose Women (T) 1.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 1.55 Local News/ Weather (T) 2.0 *Crime Stories (T) 3.0 Dickinsons Real Deal (T) (R) 3.59 Local Weather (T) 4.0 The Dales (T) (R) 4.30 The Dales (T) (R) 5.0 The Chase (T)

6.00

6.0 BBC News (T) Weather 6.30 Regional News Programmes (T) 7.0 The One Show (T) Alex Jones and Matt Baker present tonights show live from Cardi. 7.30 Inside Out (T) Stories of interest to the region. BBC News; Regional News 8.0 EastEnders (T) Coras erratic behaviour worries her family and friends. 8.30 Panorama (T) 9.0 Richard Hammonds Miracles Of Nature Super-Senses (T) The presenter observes elephants communicating via signals that pass through sand and a seal using just its whiskers to navigate two instances of super-senses in the animal world. 10.0 BBC News (T) 10.25 Regional News And Weather (T) 10.35 Imagine Do Or Die: Lang Langs Story (T) Alan Yentob examines the life and career of Chinese pianist Lang Lang, charting his progress from child prodigy to global classical music star. Shine (Scott Hicks, 12.0 1996) (T) Biopic of pianist David Helfgott, starring Georey Rush. 1.40 Weatherview (T) 1.45 Sign Zone: Wartime Farm (T) (R) 2.45 Lorraines Fast, Fresh And Easy Food (T) (R) 3.15 Rip O Food (T) (R) 4.0 Rip O Food (T) (R) 4.45 BBC News HARDtalk (T) 5.0 BBC News (T) 5.30 World Business Report (T) 5.45 BBC News (T)

6.0 Eggheads (T) (R) 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T) 7.0 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (T) The Green Green Grass stars Sue Holderness and John Challis hunt for antiques in and around Essex. 8.0

6.0 Local News (T) Weather 6.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 7.0 Emmerdale (T) Katie worries Declan is covering his true feelings. 7.30 Coronation Street (T) Maria breaks up with a bewildered Jason. Gary and Izzy await Tinas pregnancy test result. Little England (T) Jonathan and Kath Croft-White work on the campsite ahead of a visit from an inspector. Coronation Street (T) There is a mixed response to Tinas pregnancy test result. Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! (T) One of the celebrities faces the dreaded task of taking part in the rst Bushtucker Trial to earn food for the group.

8.00

8.0 University Challenge (T) An all-Cambridge battle in which Homerton College faces Kings College. Jeremy Paxman hosts. 8.30 MasterChef: The Professionals (T) 8.30 9.0 *The Dark Charisma Of Adolf Hitler (T) New series. Laurence Rees examines how Hitler formed 9.0 a connection with the German people, beginning by assessing his alleged charisma. 10.0 Never Mind The Buzzcocks (T) The IT Crowds Richard Ayoade takes over hosting duties. 10.30 Newsnight (T) Weather 11.20 Dragons Den (T) (R) Ideas and products being pitched to the panel include a tablet computer, caravan covers, an oven-cleaning gadget and a backpack that can be used to tow children on ski slopes. 12.20 Britain In A Day (T) (R) 1.50 BBC News ABC World News With Diane Sawyer (T) 2.0 BBC News (T) 2.30 Asia Business Report (T) 2.45 Sport Today (T) 3.0 BBC News (T) 4.0 BBC Learning Zone Schools: Music, Mud And Making Money (T) 4.30 Schools: Children At Work 1 Football (T) 5.0 Schools In My Shoes: China (T)

10.00

10.0 ITV News At Ten And Weather (T) 10.30 Local News/Weather (T) 10.35 The Agenda (T) ITVs political editor Tom Bradby presents a discussion on the weeks main talking points. 11.05 Training Day (Antoine Fuqua, 2001) (T) A cop is left battling his conscience when he is partnered with a seasoned narcotics ocer with unconventional tactics. Thriller, starring Denzel Washington and Ethan Hawke. 1.15 Jackpot247 3.0 Champions League Weekly: Matchday Four (T) 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T) (R) 5.30 ITV Morning News (T)

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Channel 4
6.05 Channel 4 Presents Hannah 6.0 (T) (R) 6.10 The Hoobs (T) (R) 6.35 The Hoobs (T) (R) 7.0 Freshly Squeezed (T) 7.30 According To Jim (T) (R) 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 9.0 Frasier (T) (R) 9.30 Frasier (T) (R) 10.0 Undercover Boss Canada (T) (R) 11.0 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (T) 12.0 Channel 4 News Midday Summary (T) 12.05 SuperScrimpers (T) 12.35 Celebrity Come Dine With Me (T) (R) 1.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (T) 2.40 Countdown (T) 3.30 1001 Things You Should Know (T) 4.0 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.0 Come Dine With Me (T) 5.30 Jamies 15 Minute Meals (T)

Channel 5
Milkshake! Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 6.10 The WotWots (T) (R) 6.20 Fireman Sam (T) 6.30 Jelly Jamm (T) (R) 6.45 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 6.50 Olive The Ostrich (T) 6.55 Little Princess (T) (R) 7.10 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (T) 7.20 The Mr Men Show (T) (R) 7.35 Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 7.45 Make Way For Noddy (T) (R) 8.0 Fi And The Flowertots (T) (R) 8.15 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 8.25 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 8.30 Roary The Racing Car (T) (R) 8.40 Bert And Ernies Great Adventures (T) (R) 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas (T) (R) 9.0 Tickety Toc (T) 9.15 The Wright Stu 11.15 The Hotel Inspector (T) (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (T) 12.15 Best House In The Street (T) (R) 1.15 Home And Away (T) 1.45 Neighbours (T) 2.15 CSI: Miami (T) (R) 3.15 Ambers Story (Keoni Waxman, 2006) (T) Factbased drama, starring Elisabeth Rohm. 5.0 5 News At 5 (T) 5.30 Neighbours (T) (R)

pick of the day

Crime Stories 2pm, ITV1

Co-created by the people who brought us The Bill, heres a peculiar and rather worthy hybrid of fact and ction a fake y-on-the-wall police procedural, starring a former real-life detective chief superintendent (Jane Antrobus). Its certainly plodding and humdrum enough to be authentic though does chuck in the odd Columbo-style red herring to keep us interested. In this series opener, DI Jane and DS Ben Shaw (Hollyoaks Ben Hull) investigate the case of an care home resident whos had his money stolen. AJC

The Dark Charisma Of Adolf Hitler 9pm, BBC2

Debut of a three-part series seeking to explain one of historys great inexplicables: how and why did the civilised people of a great European nation, as late as the mid-20th century, fall so far beneath the thrall of a ranting, paranoid dingbat with a silly moustache? This opening episode seeks to distil what it was that millions of Germans loved and they did about Adolf Hitler. Contemporary footage, and an archive of interviews with witnesses, paints a gripping portrait of an entire nation under the sway of evil. AM

6.0

The Simpsons (T) Homer becomes a bounty hunter. 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) Tony makes it clear he intends to marry Cindy regardless of her aair. 7.0 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 4thought.tv (T) 8.0 Chinese Murder Mystery: Channel 4 Dispatches Special (T) The death of Englishman Neil Percival Heywood in a remote Chinese city in November 2011. 999: Whats Your Emergency? (T) How Blackpools emergency services deal with incidents involving people visiting the town, from rowdy stag and hen parties to Gypsy bonres and those with social problems.

6.0 Home And Away (T) (R) 6.30 5 News At 6.30 (T) 7.0 Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan (T) (R) The Lord of the Rings and Lost star travels the world in search of unusual and interesting creatures. 5 News Update 8.0 The All New Gadget Show (T) Jason Bradbury and Pollyanna Woodward head to Iceland, where they try out hi-tech binoculars while whale-watching. 5 News At 9 High Plains Drifter (Clint Eastwood, 1973) (T) A mysterious stranger rids a town of outlaws, but has a dark plan in store for its inhabitants. Western, starring director Eastwood, with Verna Bloom and Marianna Hill.

9.0

9.0

Full English 10.50pm, Channel 4

11.15 Out For Justice (John 10.0 8 Out Of 10 Cats (T) Jimmy Carr Flynn, 1991) (T) A tough Brooklyn hosts the irreverent panel show. detective sets out on a one-man 10.50 *Full English Britains Got Bloodmonkey (T) New series. quest to avenge the murder of his Satirical animated comedy about partner by a vicious drug dealer. a typical English family. Daughter Action thriller, starring Steven Eve enters her band into Britains Seagal and William Forsythe. Got Talent. 1.0 SuperCasino 4.0 HouseBusters 11.20 Random Acts (T) (T) (R) 4.25 House Doctor (T) (R) 11.25 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (T) (R) 4.45 Michaelas Wild Challenge (T) Taylor Swift discusses her new (R) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (T) (R) 5.35 album, and the Killers perform. Wildlife SOS (T) (R) 12.25 Shameless (T) (R) 1.20 The Good Wife (T) 2.05 The Good Wife (T) 2.45 St Elsewhere (T) (R) 3.35 Supernanny US (T) 4.15 Supernanny US (T) 4.55 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) 5.50 Make Do & Mend (T) (R)

Comparisons to Family Guy will be inevitable with Full English, a new cartoon comedy series designed by Alex Scarfe (son of political cartoonist Gerald) and animated by Rough Draft, the California studio behind Seth MacFarlanes Emmy-winning hit. It even apes the signature cutaway gags. Theres a decent voice cast, including Richard Ayoade and Kayvan Novak, but precious few laughs. The cultural references in this opener the familys emo daughter Eve decides to enter Britains Got Talent are leaden, so if these are the big guns to draw people in, god help it. BA

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Freeview
BBC3
7.0pm The Real Hustle: Celebrity Chancers 8.0 Live Tennis: ATP World Tour Finals. The nal from the O2 in London. 10.30 EastEnders 11.0 Family Guy. Peter injures his hand in a reworks accident. 11.25 Family Guy. Lois becomes a sex education teacher. 11.45 American Dad! Steve takes revenge on the popular girls at his school. 12.10 American Dad! Hayley falls for Stans CIA body double. 12.30 Russell Howards Good News 1.0 Sun, Sex And Suspicious Parents. A teenage tness fanatic is given a taste of freedom in Magaluf. 2.0 Dont Tell The Bride Goes Global 2.55 Unsafe Sex In The City. A man hopes he is not diagnosed with chlamydia for the fourth time. Dragons Den 5.0 Top Gear 7.0 Storage Hunters 8.0 Top Gear 9.0 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 10.0 Mock The Week 10.40 Would I Lie To You? 11.20 Frank Skinners Opinionated 12.0 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 12.55 Mock The Week 1.30 Would I Lie To You? 2.0 Frank Skinners Opinionated 2.30 Batteries Not Included

ITV3
6.0am Heartbeat 6.55 The Royal 8.0 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 9.0 The Store 10.0 Barbara 10.30 Man About The House 11.0 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 12.05 Wyclie 1.15 Heartbeat 2.15 The Royal 3.20 Murder, She Wrote 4.20 Barbara 4.50 Duty Free 5.20 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 7.0 Murder, She Wrote 8.0 Doc Martin 9.0 Doc Martin 10.0 Scott & Bailey 11.0 Law & Order: UK 12.05 Bomb Girls 1.0 Numb3rs 1.50 Drama Trails 2.0 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping

E4
6.0am Switched 6.45 Smallville 7.25 One Tree Hill 8.15 Scrubs 9.10 Smallville 10.10 Ugly Betty 11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.0 Scrubs 12.30 Hollyoaks 1.0 How I Met Your Mother 2.0 The Big Bang Theory 3.0 Scrubs 4.0 Ugly Betty 5.0 How I Met Your Mother 6.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.0 New Girl 8.30 Suburgatory 9.0 Derren Brown: Fear And Faith 10.0 Made In Chelsea 11.05 The Work Experience 11.40 Fresh Meat 12.30 The Big Bang Theory 1.30 How I Met Your Mother 2.0 Scrubs 2.25 Fresh Meat 3.05 My Name Is Earl 3.50 90210 4.30 Switched

ITV4
6.0am The Professionals 6.50 Batman 7.45 Worlds Wildest Police Videos 8.40 The Fall Guy 9.40 Police, Camera, Action! 10.40 The Professionals 11.45 Worlds Wildest Police Videos 12.40 The Saint 1.40 Cheers 2.50 The Fall Guy 3.50 Batman 4.55 The Professionals 6.0 Anglo-Welsh Cup Rugby Union 7.0 Cheers 8.0 The Motorbike Show 9.0 Ronnie OSullivan: Sports Life Stories 10.0 Bundesliga Football Highlights 11.05 Escape From New York (1981) 1.0 Police, Camera, Action! 1.55 The Professionals 2.50 ITV4 Nightscreen 3.0 The Store

BBC4
7.0pm World News Today 7.0 Weather 7.30 Timothy Spall: All At Sea. The Princess Matilda begins the nal part of its journey around Britain. 8.0 Natures Microworlds. The ecosystem of the African Serengeti. 8.30 Only Connect: Children In Need. A celebrity edition of the show for Children In Need. 9.0 The First Master Chef: Michel Roux On Escoer. Michel Roux Jr proles his culinary hero. 10.0 The Chef Who Conquered New York: Serving Up Paul Liebrandt Storyville. Prole of chef Paul Liebrandt. 11.10 Fish: A Japanese Obsession. Charles Rangeley-Wilson explores Japans passion for sh. 12.40 Timothy Spall: All At Sea 1.10 Natures Microworlds: 1.40 Only Connect: Children In Need 2.10 The First Master Chef: Michel Roux On Escoer

5USA
6.0am Teleshopping 12.0 Inside Hollywood 12.05 Numb3rs 1.05 Numb3rs 2.0 Numb3rs 3.0 Law & Order 4.0 Cheating Fate (2007) 6.0 Law & Order 6.55 Inside Hollywood 7.0 CSI: Miami 8.0 CSI: NY 9.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.0 CSI: Miami 11.0 NCIS 12.0 CSI: Miami 12.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.55 True Justice 2.55 Inside Hollywood 3.0 Teleshopping

S4C Digital
7.0am Cyw Y Dywysoges Fach 7.10 Cymylaubychain 7.25 Y Diwrnod Mawr 7.40 Octonots 7.50 Peppa 8.0 Meic Y Marchog 8.15 Hafod Haul 8.30 Tomos Ai Ffrindiau 8.40 Bobi Jac 9.0 Pingu 9.05 Gel A Fon 9.10 Igam Ogam 9.30 Wibli Sochyn Y Mochyn 9.40 Heini 10.0 Myn Y Mul 10.10 Ben A Mali Au Byd Bach O Hud 10.20 Popir Gath 10.35 Wm 10.45 Cled 11.0 Y Dywysoges Fach 11.10 ABC 11.30 Sbridiri 11.50 Peppa 12.0 Meic Y Marchog 12.15 Sam Tan 12.25 Cwm Rhyd Y Rhosyn 12.30 Tomos Ai Ffrindiau 12.40 Bach A Mawr 1.0 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 2.0 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 3.0 Cyw Igi, Tigi, Bip A Bop 3.30 Y Dywysoges Fach 3.40 Cwm Rhyd Y Rhosyn 3.50 Heulwen A Lleu 4.0 Bla Bla Blewog 4.10 Sam Tan 4.20 Peppa 4.30 Awr Fawr Cyw 5.30 Stwnsh Tim Talent 6.0 Ffeil 6.10 Rownd A Rownd 6.35 Pobol Y Cwm 6.35 Penawdau Newyddion 7.0 Heno 7.30 Newyddion Ar Tywydd 7.55 Calon 8.0 Pobol Y Cwm 8.25 Ffermio 8.25 Penawdau Newyddion 9.0 Cefn Gwlad 9.30 Pethe 10.0 Sgorio 10.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 11.05 Ralio+ 11.35 Hwb 12.40 Diwedd

More4
8.55am Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 10.0 Channel 4 Presents Jonnie 10.05 River Cottage Bites 10.25 Journey To The Centre Of The Earth (1959) 1.0 Time Team 3.10 Relocation, Relocation 4.15 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.20 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.20 Come Dine With Me 7.30 Hughs 3 Good Things 8.0 Grand Designs 9.0 *Ottolenghis Mediterranean Feast 10.0 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies 12.10 Come Dine With Me 1.15 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 2.20 Ottolenghis Mediterranean Feast

CBBC
7.0am Arthur 7.25 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 7.40 Newsround 7.45 Horrible Histories; Newsround 8.20 Wingin It 8.45 Bear Behaving Badly 9.05 Danis House 9.35 Wild Tales 10.05 Richard Hammonds Blast Lab 10.30 Dead Gorgeous 11.0 Hounded 11.25 OOglies 11.40 Trapped Ever After 12.10 My Genius Idea 12.35 Danis House 1.05 The Revenge Files Of Alistair Fury 1.35 Copycats 2.05 Bear Behaving Badly 2.30 Wild Tales 3.0 Arthur 3.10 Shaun The Sheep; Newsround 3.20 Pet Squad 3.30 Science Fiction 3.35 Dennis And Gnasher 3.45 League Of Super Evil 4.0 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated; Newsround 4.30 Junior MasterChef 5.0 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 5.15 Wizards Vs Aliens 5.45 Young Dracula 6.15 Hero Squad 6.45 Style Download; Newsround

ITV2
6.0am Emmerdale 6.25 Coronation Street 7.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 8.10 Judge Judy 9.25 The Real Housewives Of New York City 11.30 Judge Judy 12.0 Emmerdale 12.30 Coronation Street 1.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City 5.30 Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! 7.0 The X Factor Results 9.0 The Vampire Diaries 10.0 Switch 11.0 Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now! 12.0 Girlfri3nds 1.0 Coronation Street 1.30 Coronation Street 1.55 Coronation Street 2.20 Teleshopping 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen

Yesterday
6.0am Above And Beyond 6.25 The World At War 7.10 Nazi Collaborators 8.0 Ian Hislops Age Of The Do-Gooders 9.0 Antiques Roadshow 10.0 All Creatures Great And Small 11.0 Nazi Hunters 12.0 Time Team 1.0 Ian Hislops

Dave
7.0am Dragons Den 8.0 Storage Hunters 9.0 Top Gear 10.0 Dragons Den 11.0 Storage Hunters 12.0 Red Bull Cli Diving 2012 12.30 Seaside Rescue 1.0 Top Gear 3.0 Storage Hunters 4.0

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Age Of The Do-Gooders 2.0 Antiques Roadshow 2.50 Dan Snows Norman Walks 3.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 4.0 All Creatures Great And Small 5.0 Ian Hislops Age Of The Do-Gooders 6.0 Dan Snows Norman Walks 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 8.0 Time Team 9.0 Instruments Of Death 10.0 Raiders Of The Lost Past 11.0 Nazi Hunters 12.0 Time Team 1.0 Antiques Roadshow 2.0 Nazi Collaborators

Satellite & Cable

Comedy Central
8.0am Two And A Half Men 9.0 Friends 11.0 Two And A Half Men 12.0 Friends 1.0 Scrubs 2.0 Two And A Half Men 4.0 Scrubs 4.30 Friends 6.0 Two And A Half Men 7.0 Mike & Molly 7.30 Friends 9.0 Two And A Half Men 9.30 Threesome 10.0 Michael McIntyres Comedy Roadshow 11.0 Anger Management 11.30 South Park 12.0 Comedy Central At The Comedy Store 12.30 Two And A Half Men 1.0 Two And A Half Men 1.30 Friends 2.30 30 Rock 2.55 The King Of Queens 3.45 Frasier 4.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 5.0 Teleshopping

pick of the day

Ottolenghis Mediterranean Feast 9pm, More4

Israeli-born chef and purveyor of deliciousness Yotam Ottolenghi skips o to warmer climes to feast on avours from Morocco, Turkey, Tunisia and Israel. He kicks o this opening episode in Marrakech, proving that even if you cant pop down your local medina you can still use herbs such as mint, saron and coriander in your everyday cooking. Its not just about the recipes he really gets stuck in, breakfasting with with shermen and preserving his own lemons. The shballs, barbecued lamb and sea bass look tasty, as does the location of his rooftop kitchen. HV

Film
Film4
11.0am The Edge Of The World (1937) 12.30 Broken Arrow (1950) 2.25 Scaramouche (1952) 4.40 McLintock! (1963) 7.10 Post Grad (2009) 8.50 Submarine Special 9.0 Submarine (2010) 10.50 Ale (1966) 1.05 Gee Gee 1.25 Huge (2010) 3.0 The Pizza Miracle

Discovery
6.0am Mutant Planet 7.0 Nasas Greatest Missions 8.0 Gold Rush 9.0 The First World War 10.0 Auction Hunters 10.30 Auction Kings 11.0 American Guns 12.0 Dan Snows Battle Of The Somme 2.0 Hitler: A Prole 3.0 The First World War 4.0 Auction Hunters 4.30 Auction Kings 5.0 American Guns 6.0 Mythbusters 7.0 Battle Castle With Dan Snow 8.0 Fifth Gear 8.30 Fifth Gear 9.0 How We Invented The World 10.0 American Guns 11.0 Wheeler Dealers 12.0 How We Invented The World 1.0 American Guns 2.0 American Guns 3.0 How We Invented The World 3.50 American Guns 4.40 Discovery Atlas: Russia Revealed 5.30 Meerkat Manor

Sky Movies Indie

8.0am The Broken (2008) 9.45 In A Better World (2010) 11.50 Half Nelson (2006) 1.50 The Tree Of Life (2011) 4.20 Cedar Rapids (2011) 5.55 In A Better World (2010) 8.0 Half Nelson (2006) 10.0 The Tree Of Life (2011) 12.25 Cedar Rapids (2011) 2.0 The Illusionist (2010) 3.30 Cherry Tree Lane (2010)

Ross Kemp: The Invisible Wounded 9pm, Sky1

Sky Movies Premiere

10.0am Immortals (2011) 12.0 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 Premiere A Final Farewell 12.15 Resistance (2011) 2.0 Deck The Halls (2011) 3.45 American Pie: The Reunion: 35mm Special 4.15 The Nutcracker (2009) 6.15 The Decoy Bride (2011) 8.0 Immortals (2011) 10.0 The Lady (2011) 12.15 Clone (2010) 2.10 The Top Ten Show

FX
8.0am Babylon 5 9.0 Babylon 5 10.0 Law & Order 11.0 Law & Order 12.0 NCIS 1.0 NCIS 2.0 Leverage 3.0 Burn Notice 4.0 Law & Order 5.0 Law & Order 6.0 Leverage 7.0 NCIS 8.0 NCIS 9.0 Burn Notice 10.0 True Blood 11.0 *The Booth At The End 11.30 Family Guy 12.0 Family Guy 12.30 American Dad! 1.0 American Dad! 1.30 Arrested Development 2.0 Arrested Development 2.30 The Listener 3.30 Braquo 4.30 Arrested Development 5.0 Teleshopping
Ross Kemps televisual forays to the frontline can at times seem risible as he experiences the unspoken thrill of being in the proximity of hard men and extreme violence. The subject matter often redeems the presentation, however, no more so than in this study of victims of post-traumatic stress disorder among returning soldiers. Kemp talks to experts and victims including Steve, whose experiences have left him with night terrors and social isolation, and Gary, a Falklands vet who spent years sleeping on the streets. DS

Sony Movie Channel

8.30am Swing Vote (1999) 10.20 Sony Movie Previews 10.30 Little Dorrit Part One: Nobodys Fault 2.0 Fatal Contact: Bird Flu In America (2006) 3.40 Double Platinum (1999) 5.30 Blue Moon (1999) 7.20 FIST (1978) 10.0 Undisputed (2002) 11.55 Higher Learning (1995) 2.25 Sex And The Single Mom (2003) 4.10 Sony Movie Previews 4.20 Sony Movie Previews 4.30 Teleshopping

GOLD
6.0am Ripping Yarns 6.35 Creature Comforts USA 7.0 The Brittas Empire 7.40 The Liver Birds 8.20 Sykes 9.0 As Time Goes By 9.40 To The Manor Born 10.20 Ever Decreasing Circles 11.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 11.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.20 Porridge 1.0 Keeping Up Appearances 1.40 The Brittas Empire 2.20 Just Good Friends 3.0 As Time Goes By 3.40 To The Manor Born 4.20 Ever Decreasing Circles 5.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.20 Porridge 7.0 My Family 7.40 My Family 8.20 Only Fools And Horses 9.0 Gavin & Stacey 9.40 Gavin & Stacey 10.20 The Comic Strip Presents: Five Go To Rehab 11.25 Im Alan Partridge 12.0 Early Doors 12.40 Gavin & Stacey 1.15 Gavin & Stacey 1.45 Im Alan Partridge 2.15 Early Doors 2.45 Cr*pston Villas

The Booth At The End 11pm, FX

Second season opener for one of the most perplexing (and cheapest) shows around. Xander Berkeley plays The Man, a mysterious individual who can always be found in the same seat in an unnassuming diner where he grants wishes, and in return asks those doing the wishing to perform tasks that seem completely unrelated, such as kidnap and torture, or making ve people cry. Tonight we meet this seasons clients, and discover their desires and the often terrible cost. But we also meet a woman who seems to know more about The Man than he is comfortable with. PON

TCM
6.55am Alias Jesse James (1959) 8.45 The Man From Snowy River (1982) 10.50 Bandolero! (1968) 12.50 Gunsmoke 1.55 The High Chaparral 3.0 The Hound Of The Baskervilles (1939) 4.35 Sherlock Holmes Faces Death (1943) 5.50 Murder At The Gallop (1963) 7.25 Fort Massacre (1958) 9.0 Deep Blue Sea (1999) 11.0 Cobra (1986) 12.45 Deep Blue Sea (1999) 2.40 Garden State (2004) 5.0 Murder At The Gallop (1963)

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Syfy
6.0am Smallville 7.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 8.0 Teleshopping 11.0 Smallville 12.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 1.0 A Town Called Eureka 2.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 3.0 Almighty Thor (2011) 5.0 2012: Ice Age (2011) 7.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.0 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.0 Face O 10.0 The Almighty Johnsons 11.0 Continuum 12.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 1.0 Todd & The Book Of Pure Evil 1.30 The Almighty Johnsons 2.30 Smallville 3.30 Todd & The Book Of Pure Evil 4.0 Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files 5.0 Destination Truth 8.30 Dog The Bounty Hunter 9.0 Glee 10.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.0 Glee 3.0 Stargate SG-1 4.0 Stargate SG-1 5.0 Raising Hope 5.30 Futurama 6.0 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Arrow 9.0 *Ross Kemp: The Invisible Wounded 10.0 Game Of Thrones 11.15 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.15 Fringe 1.15 Road Wars 2.05 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 2.55 Road Wars 3.45 Road Wars 4.10 Stargate SG-1 5.05 Stargate SG-1

Sport
British Eurosport
7.30am MotoGP 9.0 Live Futsal 10.30 Futsal 11.30 Live Futsal 1.0 Futsal 2.0 Live Futsal 3.30 Futsal 4.30 Eurogoals 5.15 Alpine Skiing 6.15 Alpine Skiing 7.15 MotoGP 9.15 British Superbikes 10.15 MotoGP 11.45 Eurogoals

ESPN
6.0am Premier League Review 7.0 Pardon The Interruption UK 7.30 ESPN FC Press Pass 8.30 Eredivisie 10.15 French Football 12.0 Pardon The Interruption UK 12.30 ESPN FC Press Pass 1.30 Bundesliga 3.15 Serie A 5.0 Pardon The Interruption UK 5.30 Bundesliga Review Show 6.30 ESPN FC Press Pass 7.30 Live FA Cup Football 10.0 French Ligue 1 Review 11.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 11.30 ESPN Kicks: Scottish Football 11.45 ESPN Kicks: Serie A 12.0 UFC: The Ultimate Fighter 1.0 Premier League Review 2.0 Bundesliga Review Show 3.0 Serie A Review 3.30 ESPN Kicks: Scottish Football 3.45 French Ligue 1 Review 4.45 ESPN Kicks: Serie A 5.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 5.30 ESPN Game Of The Week

Sky Living
6.0am Americas Next Top Model 7.0 Maury 8.0 Cougar Town 8.30 Cougar Town 9.0 Jerry Springer 10.0 Nothing To Declare 10.30 Nothing To Declare 11.0 Passport Patrol 11.30 Passport Patrol 12.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.0 Criminal Minds 3.0 Criminal Minds 4.0 Passport Patrol 4.30 Passport Patrol 5.0 Nothing To Declare 5.30 Nothing To Declare 6.0 Nothing To Declare 6.30 Nothing To Declare 7.0 Criminal Minds 8.0 Nothing To Declare UK 8.30 Show Me Your Wardrobe 9.0 Americas Next Top Model 10.0 Criminal Minds 11.0 Bones 12.0 Sun, Sea And A&E 1.0 Smash 1.50 Supernatural 2.40 Medium 3.30 Bones 4.20 Nothing To Declare 4.45 Nothing To Declare 5.10 Passport Patrol 5.35 Passport Patrol

Sky Arts 1
6.0am Inside The Actors Studio 9.0 The British Invasion 10.0 Ballybrando 11.0 Billy Joel Live At The Shea 1.0 Iconoclasts 1.50 Man With A Movie Camera (1929) 3.0 Inside The Actors Studio 4.0 Billy Joel Live At The Shea 6.0 Songbook 7.0 Hay Sessions 2012 8.0 Frank Lloyd Wright 9.0 Classic Albums 10.0 Meat Loaf: In Search Of Paradise 11.30 Meat Loaf Live With The Melbourne Symphony Orchestra 12.30 Video Killed The Radio Star 1.0 Hay Sessions 2012 2.0 Frank Lloyd Wright 3.0 Songbook 4.0 Classic Albums 5.0 In Condence

Sky Sports 1
6.0am Live Test Cricket 8.0 Scottish Premier League Football 8.30 Football Special 10.0 Test Cricket 12.0 Scottish Premier League Football 12.30 Football Special 2.0 Spanish Football 3.30 Champions League Weekly 4.0 Football Special 5.30 Live ATP World Tour Finals Tennis 10.0 Premier League Review 11.0 Netbusters 11.30 SPL Round-Up 11.55 Live Test Cricket

Sky Atlantic
6.0am The X Files 7.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 8.0 Star Trek: Voyager 9.0 ER 10.0 The X Files 11.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 12.0 Star Trek: Voyager 1.0 ER 2.0 House 4.0 Star Trek: Voyager 5.0 ER 6.0 House 8.0 Seinfeld 9.0 Dont Sit In The Front Row 9.30 Alan Partridges Mid Morning Matters 10.0 Girls 10.35 Nurse Jackie 11.10 BrandX With Russell Brand 11.40 Flight Of The Conchords 12.15 Seinfeld 1.15 Girls 1.50 Dont Sit In The Front Row 2.20 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 3.20 Blue Bloods: Meet The Characters 3.30 The Mortied Sessions 4.0 The X Files 5.0 The X Files

Watch
6.0am Funniest Pets And People 6.25 MasterChef Australia 7.15 Escape To The Country 8.0 Choccywoccydoodah 8.30 Trac Cops 9.0 The Bill 10.0 The Bill 11.0 My Family 11.40 My Family 12.20 Outnumbered 1.0 MasterChef Australia 2.0 Trac Cops 3.0 Emergency Bikers 4.0 Escape To The Country 5.0 My Family 5.40 My Family 6.20 Outnumbered 7.0 MasterChef Australia 8.0 Dynamo: Magician Impossible 9.0 Grimm 10.0 Perception 11.0 Cars, Cops And Criminals 12.0 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 12.40 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 1.20 Grimm 2.10 Perception

Sky Sports 2
6.0am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.0 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.0 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.0 PGA Tour Golf 12.0 European Tour Golf 1.30 Sporting Greats 2.0 International Rugby Union 3.30 European Tour Golf 5.0 Sporting Greats 5.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.30 Netbusters 7.0 Live Darts 11.0 Triathlon 11.30 NASCAR 12.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.30 Darts

Sky1
6.0am Airline 7.0 Modern Family 7.30 The Middle 8.0 Dog The Bounty Hunter

Terrestrial variations
ANGLIA As ITV BORDER As ITV CENTRAL As ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV GRANADA As ITV GRAMPIAN As ITV except 11.05pm The Agenda 11.35 Corfu: A Tale Of Two Islands 12.05 Columbo: A Friend In Deed (1974) 1.55-3.0 ITV Nightscreen ITV1 WEST As ITV ITV1 WALES As ITV except 8pm-8.30 The Ferret MERIDIAN As ITV CHANNEL As ITV except 1.15am Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R) 2.05-3.0 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R) SCOTTISH As ITV except 11.05pm The Agenda 11.35 Corfu: A Tale Of Two Islands 12.05 Columbo: A Friend In Deed (1974) 1.55-3.0 ITV Nightscreen ULSTER As ITV except 8pm-8.30 Lesser Spotted Ulster 11.05 The Agenda 11.35 Little England 12.05 Teleshopping 2.05 Ladette To Lady: Australia (R) 2.50-3.0 About U (R) YORKSHIRE As ITV TYNE TEES As ITV BBC1 NORTH 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH EAST 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH WEST 6.30pm-7.0 North West Tonight BBC1 SCOTLAND 1.30pm-1.45 Reporting Scotland; Weather 3.0-3.05 BBC News; Weather; Reporting Scotland 6.30-7.0 Reporting Scotland 7.30-8.0 The Harbour 10.25-10.35 Reporting Scotland; Weather BBC1 WALES 1.30pm-1.45 BBC Wales Today; Weather 3.0-3.05 BBC News; Weather; BBC Wales Today 6.30-7.0 BBC Wales Today 7.30-8.0 X-Ray 10.25 BBC Wales Today; Weather 10.35 Burtons Diaries 11.05 Imagine 12.30 Shine (1996) Biopic of pianist David Helfgott, starring Georey Rush. 2.10 Weatherview 2.15 BBC News 2.30-2.45 Asia Business Report BBC1 N IRELAND 1.30pm1.45 BBC Newsline; Weather 3.0-3.05 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline 6.30-7.0 BBC Newsline 7.30-8.0 Teen Trouble: Fix My Family 8.59-9.0 BBC Newsline Update 10.25 BBC Newsline; Weather 10.35 Special Me 11.05 Imagine 12.30 HARDtalk 12.45-1.45 Countryle (R) BBC2 SCOTLAND 8.25am Leum Is Danns (Jump And Dance) (R) 8.35 Abadas (R) 8.50 Luch Is Famh (Mouse And Mole) (R) 8.55-9.15 I Can Cook With You (R) 9.0 Desert War 10.0-10.30 Limmys Show 11.0 Newsnight Scotland 11.20 Never Mind The Buzzcocks 11.50 Dragons Den (R) 12.50 Britain In A Day (R) 2.20-2.30 BBC News BBC2 N IRELAND 7.59pm-8.0 BBC Weather Update 9.59 BBC Weather Update 10.0-10.30 Cairde I GCein (R) 11.20 Stormont Today 11.50-12.20 Never Mind The Buzzcocks

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Radio Monday 12
of Film Classication. 11.30 55 And Over. New series. Peter Souters romantic comedy about life after 50. A marriage is 6.30 The Radio 1 Breakfast Show With rocked by bad singing as a late-life crisis Nick Grimshaw 10.0 Fearne Cotton 12.45 takes hold. (1/4) 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Newsbeat 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 Greg James Shipping Forecast 12.04 You And Yours 7.0 1Xtra Live In Brixton 11.0 1Xtra Live: 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World At One 1.45 Brixton After Party 12.0 Rock Show With In Pursuit Of The Ridiculous. New series. Daniel P Carter 2.0 Charlie Sloth 4.0 Dev Matthew Oates meets Andy Foster who has spent 30 years searching for a rare waterbeetle. (1/5) 2.0 The Archers (R) 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Children In Need: All 88-91 MHz The Blood In My Veins. The second of two 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Bruce 12.0 plays commissioned for BBC Children In Jeremy Vine 2.0 Steve Wright In The Need tells the story of Viola, a 14-year-old Afternoon 5.0 Liza Tarbuck 7.0 Paul Jones girl with responsibilities beyond her age. 8.0 BBC Radio 2 New Comedy Award 2012 (R) 3.0 Round Britain Quiz. David Edwards (3/4) 9.0 Jo Whiley 10.0 BBC Radio 2 New and Myfanwy Alexander of Wales compete Comedy Award 2012 (4/4) 10.30 Big Band against Northern Irish representatives Special 11.0 Jools Holland 12.0 Janice Polly Devlin and Brian Feeney. (11/12) Long 2.0 Alex Lester 5.0 Vanessa Feltz 3.30 The Food Programme (R) 4.0 Tim Key And Gogols Overcoat. The comedian tells his own version of Nikolai Gogols 19th-century short story The Overcoat. 90.2-92.4 MHz 4.30 The Digital Human (7/7) 5.0 PM 5.54 6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Essential Classics (LW) Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 12.0 Composer Of The Week: Big Band. 6.0 Six OClock News 6.30 Im Sorry I During the London Jazz Festival this week, Havent A Clue. New series. Tony Hawks Donald Macleod is joined by trumpeter, joins Barry Cryer, Graeme Green, Tim composer and conductor Guy Barker to Brooke-Taylor, Colin Sell and Jack Dee explore the story of big band jazz from for the comedy panel show. (1/6) 7.0 The the 1920s onwards. (1/5) 12.0 News 1.0 Archers. Joe shows o his new purchase. Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. French cellist 7.15 Front Row 7.45 Children In Need: Gautier Capucon and Venezuelan pianist Jesss Story. Five-part drama about a girl Gabriela Montero perform a programme of who develops an overwhelming obsession Beethoven, Schumann and Grieg, live from for studying. Broadcast earlier as part of Londons Wigmore Hall. 2.0 Afternoon Womans Hour. (1/5) 8.0 Document. Mike On 3. This week, Katie Derham presents recent concerts by the BBC SSO, today joined by the BBC Singers and BBC Concert Orchestra. 4.30 In Tune 6.30 Composer Of The Week: Big Band (R) (1/5) 7.30 Radio 3 Live In Concert. The BBC National Orchestra of Wales performs Bruchs First Violin Concerto with Tasmin Little, Elgars Its a major day for the ever-aable Cockaigne Overture and Rachmaninovs Shaun Keaveny (7am, 6 Music): Symphonic Dances, live from Cardi. 10.0 Keith Richards, pirate-inspirer, Free Thinking. Amos Oz gives a talk on the coconut-tree-climber and everyones Middle East, recorded at the Radio 3 Free favourite Rolling Stone, has promised Thinking Festival. 10.45 The Free Thinking to swing by the studio for a chat on Essay: New Generation Thinkers. Martin 50 years of rocknroll (or at least, the Goodman gives a talk on the perils of broadcast-friendly bits). writing biographies, recorded at the Radio Elsewhere, BBC 1Xtra Live travels 3 Free Thinking Festival. (6/10) 11.0 Jazz to four cities for four nights of music On 3. Jez Nelson presents avant garde from the stars of the stations playlist. pianist Matthew Shipp live in concert with First up is London for 1Xtra Live In his trio at the London Jazz Festival. 12.30 Brixton (7pm), where presenters Through The Night

Radio 1

97.6-99.8 MHz

Radio 2

Thomson examines documents suggesting the BBC Hungarian Service might have withheld information that could have saved lives during the Second World War. Last in the series. (3/3) 8.30 Analysis. Christopher de Bellaigue travels to Egypt to explore the prospects for democratic pluralism in the Arab world. Last in the series. (9/9) 9.0 Material World (R) 9.30 Start The Week 9.59 Weather 10.0 The World Tonight 10.45 Book At Bedtime: The Liars Gospel. A reimagining of the Roman occupation of rst-century Judea. (1/10) 11.0 Mastertapes: Suzanne Vega (The B-Side). John Wilson talks to singersongwriter Suzanne Vega, who describes the inuences behind her 1987 album Solitude Standing. (4/14) 11.30 Today In Parliament 12.0 News And Weather 12.30 Book Of The Week: Former People (R) (1/5) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 World Service News 1.06 World Brieng

Radio 3

Radio 4 Extra
Digital
6.0 Orphans In Waiting (3/6) 6.30 White Heat (1/5) 7.0 Safety Catch (4/4) 7.30 The Museum Of Curiosity (6/6) 8.0 Beyond Our Ken 8.30 Steptoe And Son (8/8) 9.0 Count Arthur Strongs Radio Show! (6/6) 9.30 Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful (1/6) 10.0 Show Boat (1/2) 11.0 Chattering (1/3) 11.15 Loose Ends 12.0 Beyond Our Ken 12.30 Steptoe And Son (8/8) 1.0 Orphans In Waiting (3/6) 1.30 White Heat (1/5) 2.0 The Color Purple (1/10) 2.15 Laurence LlewelynBowens Men Of Fashion (6/15) 2.30 Gods Architect: Pugin And The Building Of Romantic Britain (1/5) 2.45 Other Peoples Children (1/10) 3.0 Show Boat (1/2) 4.0 The 4 OClock Show 5.0 Like Theyve Never Been Gone (2/6) 5.30 Safety Catch (4/4) 6.0 The Price Of Fear 6.30 Weird Tales (4/4) 7.0 Beyond Our Ken 7.30 Steptoe And Son (8/8) 8.0 Orphans In Waiting (3/6) 8.30 White Heat (1/5) 9.0 Chattering (1/3) 9.15 Loose Ends 10.0 Comedy Club The Museum Of Curiosity (6/6) 10.30 Count Arthur Strongs Radio Show! (6/6) 11.0 The Now Show (1/6) 11.30 On Baby Street (1/5) 12.0 The Price Of Fear 12.30 Weird Tales (4/4) 1.0 Orphans In Waiting (3/6) 1.30 White Heat (1/5) 2.0 Count Arthur Strongs Radio Show! (6/6) 2.30 Legal, Decent, Honest And Truthful (1/6) 3.0 Show Boat (1/2) 4.0 Chattering (1/3) 4.15 Loose Ends 5.0 Like Theyve Never Been Gone (2/6) 5.30 Safety Catch (4/4)

pick of the day

Radio 4
92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz
6.0 Today 9.0 Start The Week. Andrew Marr talks to movie director Kevin Macdonald. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 9.45 (FM) Book Of The Week: Former People. By Douglas Smith. The story of the overthrow of the tsarist regime in Russia. (1/5) 10.0 Womans Hour 11.0 The Naughty Pictures Committees. Laurie Taylor investigates how local councils used to restrict lms that were passed by the organisation to mark the centennial of the British Board

including Mistajam and Sarah Jane Crawford will be hosting the likes of Trey Songz, Tulisa and human hype magnet, Kendrick Lamar. NI

Radio 5 Live
693, 909 kHz
6.0 5 Live Breakfast 10.0 Victoria Derbyshire 12.0 Shelagh Fogarty 2.0 Richard Bacon 4.0 5 Live Drive 7.0 5 Live Sport: The Monday Night Club 9.30 5 Live Sport: The Tuers And Vaughan Cricket Show 10.30 Tony Livesey 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 Morning Reports 5.30 Wake Up To Money

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Tuesday 13 Television
BBC1
6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.15 Neighbourhood 6.0 Blues (T) 10.0 Homes Under The Hammer (T) (R) 10.58 BBC News; Weather (T) 11.0 Watchdog Daily (T) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (T) (R) 12.13 BBC News; Weather (T) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) 1.0 BBC News; Weather (T) 1.30 Regional News And Weather (T) 1.45 Doctors (T) 2.15 Escape To The Country (T) (R) 3.0 BBC News; Weather; Regional News (T) 3.05 CBBC Deadly 60 (T) (R) 3.35 Lockie Leonard (T) (R) 4.0 Prank Patrol Down Under (T) (R) 4.25 Leon (T) (R) 4.30 Junior MasterChef (T) 5.0 Newsround (T) 5.15 Pointless (T)

BBC2
CBeebies Zigby (R) 6.10 Finley 6.0 The Fire Engine (R) 6.20 Little Robots (R) 6.30 64 Zoo Lane (R) 6.45 Chuggington: Badge Quest (R) 6.50 Rastamouse (R) 7.0 CBBC School Of Silence (R) 7.30 Pet Squad (R) 7.40 Eliot Kid (R) 7.55 Newsround 8.0 Whats New Scooby-Doo? (R) 8.25 CBeebies Mister Maker Comes To Town (R) 8.45 I Can Cook With You (R) 9.0 ZingZillas (R) 9.15 Baby Jake (R) 9.25 Dipdap (R) 9.30 Wibbly Pig (R) 9.40 The Koala Brothers (R) 9.50 Big & Small (R) 10.05 Big Barn Farm (R) 10.20 Charlie And Lola (R) 10.30 3rd & Bird (R) 10.40 Waybuloo (R) 11.0 In The Night Garden (R) 11.30 BBC World News 12.0 Daily Politics 1.0 Restoration Roadshow (R) 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy (R) 2.15 Weakest Link (R) 3.0 Real Rescues (R) 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Breakaway (R) 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R)

ITV1
Daybreak (T) 8.30 Lorraine (T) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T) 10.30 This Morning (T) 12.30 Loose Women (T) 1.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 1.55 Local News/ Weather (T) 2.0 Crime Stories (T) 3.0 Dickinsons Real Deal (T) (R) 3.59 Local Weather (T) 4.0 The Dales (T) (R) 4.30 The Dales (T) (R) 5.0 The Chase (T)

6.00

6.0 6.30 7.0 7.30

BBC News (T) Weather Regional News Programmes (T) The One Show (T) EastEnders (T) Patrick tries to get Cora to open up after her revelation but plying her with alcohol only adds to her problems. BBC News; Regional News Holby City To Absent Friends (T) Ric returns from holiday to nd Serena as acting CEO, but is too busy with a transplant patient to ght her for the position. Michael meets his match in a feisty nurse. *The Paradise (T) Denise returns to the Paradise, where she and Moray nally admit their feelings for one another. But with him about to marry Katherine, it may be too late. Last in the series.

6.0 Eggheads (T) (R) 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T) Zoe Ball chats to the couple who narrowly avoided elimination in Sunday nights dance-o. 7.0 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (T) Hunting for antiques in Lancashire. 8.0 MasterChef: The Professionals (T) Five of the 10 chefs from yesterdays heat face a skills test before the best four recreate a classic pastry recipe. Dara O Briains Science Club (T) The comedian and his team of experts investigate the world of theoretical physics, with guest Marcus Brigstocke attempting to get to grips with dark energy.

6.0 Local News (T) Weather 6.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 7.0 Emmerdale (T) Val and Eric kick Kerry out after their discovery. 7.30 The Martin Lewis Money Show (T) The nancial journalist explains how to claim back mis-sold payment protection insurance. 8.0 Deirdre And Me: 40 Years On Coronation Street (T) Anne Kirkbride talks about life in Weathereld and away from the cameras in a documentary marking the actresss 40th anniversary playing one of the soaps most popular characters. Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! (T) Ant and Dec present an update as the famous faces continue their ordeal.

8.00

8.0

9.0

9.0

9.0

10.00

10.0 BBC News (T) 10.25 Regional News And Weather (T) National Lottery Update 10.35 *The Mind Reader: Between Life And Death (T) Panorama special following scientists eorts to help a group of severely brain-injured patients communicate with their families and the outside world. Veronica Guerin (Joel 11.35 Schumacher, 2003) (T) Fact-based drama, with Cate Blanchett. 1.10 Weatherview 1.15 Sign Zone Exploring China: A Culinary Adventure (R) 2.15 Servants: The True Story Of Life Below Stairs (R) 3.15 Rip O Food (R) 4.0 Paul Martins Handmade Revolution (R) 4.45 BBC News HARDtalk 5.0 BBC News 5.30 World Business Report 5.45 BBC News 66 The Guide

10.0 Later Live With Jools Holland (T) Featuring performances by Ellie Goulding, Band of Horses, Larry Graham, Foals and Luisa Sobral, and interviews with Jimmy Page and Rodriguez. 10.30 Newsnight (T) Weather 11.20 Imagine (T) (R) 12.50 BBC News HARDtalk 1.0 Newsday 1.30 ABC World News With Diane Sawyer 2.0 BBC News 2.30 Asia Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.0 BBC News 3.30 Asia Business Report 3.45 Sport Today 4.0 BBC Learning Zone Schools Making Media 4.30 Schools Children At Work: Bollywood 5.0 Who Are We? 5.20 Who Are We? 5.35 Who Are We? 5.55 Primary English Promo Learning Zone Broadband

10.0 ITV News At Ten And Weather (T) 10.30 Local News/Weather (T) 10.35 Take Me Out (T) (R) A London saxophonist who tours with Olly Murs, an electrician from Pontefract in West Yorkshire, a Surrey beatboxer and a bike engineer from Cornwall take part in the dating show. 11.50 Grimeghters (T) (R) A veteran pest controller teaches his son how to catch moles, an estate agent calls in the experts to clean up a lthy house in Grimsby, and turkey fat blocks sewers in London. 12.15 Jackpot247 3.0 Loose Women (T) (R) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News (T)

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Channel 4
6.15 The Hoobs (T) (R) 6.40 The Hoobs 6.0 (T) (R) 7.05 Freshly Squeezed (T) 7.35 According To Jim (T) (R) 8.05 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 8.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 9.05 Frasier (T) (R) 9.35 Frasier (T) (R) 10.0 Undercover Boss Canada (T) (R) 11.0 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (T) 12.0 Channel 4 News Midday Summary (T) 12.05 SuperScrimpers (T) 12.35 Celebrity Come Dine With Me (T) (R) 1.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (T) 2.40 Countdown (T) 3.30 1001 Things You Should Know (T) 4.0 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.0 Come Dine With Me (T) 5.30 Jamies 15 Minute Meals (T)

Channel 5
Milkshake! Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 6.10 The WotWots (T) (R) 6.20 Fireman Sam (T) 6.30 Jelly Jamm (T) (R) 6.45 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 6.50 Olive The Ostrich (T) 6.55 Little Princess (T) (R) 7.10 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (T) (R) 7.20 The Mr Men Show (T) (R) 7.35 Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 7.45 Make Way For Noddy (T) (R) 8.0 Fi And The Flowertots (T) (R) 8.15 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 8.25 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 8.30 Roary The Racing Car (T) (R) 8.40 Bert And Ernies Great Adventures (T) (R) 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas (T) (R) 9.0 Tickety Toc (T) 9.15 The Wright Stu 11.15 The Hotel Inspector (T) (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (T) 12.15 Best House In The Street (T) (R) 1.15 Home And Away (T) 1.45 Neighbours (T) 2.15 CSI: Miami (T) (R) 3.15 Bonneville (Christopher N Rowley, 2006) (T) Comedy drama, starring Jessica Lange. 5.0 5 News At 5 (T) 5.30 Neighbours (T) (R)

pick of the day

The Paradise 9pm, BBC1

6.0

The Simpsons (T) Bart lands himself in trouble when he steals a mobile phone from actor Denis Leary. 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) The morning of the double wedding arrives. 7.0 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 4thought.tv (T) 8.0

6.0 Home And Away (T) (R) 6.30 5 News At 6.30 (T) 7.0 Highland Emergency (T) An RAF crew evacuates an oil-rig worker with an injured hand. 7.30 Highland Emergency (T) The RAF is called out to rescue a canyoner from a river gorge. 5 News Update Rolfs Animal Clinic (T) Orthopaedic surgeon Rob Pettit operates on a dog that has been run over. 5 News At 9 Body Of Proof Lazarus Man (T) A man assumed to be dead walks out of Ethans examination room and his roommate is found murdered, leading Megan to expose a shocking cover up at local government level.

Being the nal episode of this Zola adaptation, the plots chickens are nally coming home to roost. With Morays wedding to Katherine imminent, his expansion plans are almost at the blueprint stage, as he plans to buy the freehold to Tollgate Street using money loaned by her father. That, however, would be to reckon without the spell cast over him by plucky Denise. As she returns to the Paradise fold, its clear that Morays feelings for her are undiminished, so he resolves to end his engagement. Katherines father, however, has a trick up his sleeve. JR

Fresh Meat 10pm, Channel 4

More tertiary education tomfoolery, with Kingsley at war with tutor Dan (Robert Webb) over the latters sedimentary-rock-shaped knowledge gap. Cue an awkward eld trip to the Pennines, where Howards lust for Sabine and JPs thirst for adventure leave each stuck between a rock and a hard place (one metaphorically, one literally). Back home, Josie reckons shes discovered a x for her entire future. Providing Heather doesnt mind taking a tiny risk, that is. MJ

9.0

George Clarkes Amazing Spaces 8.0 (T) A caravan is transformed into an ice-cream parlour, and some unique oces are built from four 9.0 old train carriages. Hestons Fantastical Food The Sky High 99 (T) Heston Blumenthal is given access to Europes largest ice-cream factory to build the worlds biggest 99 Flake taller than ve metres and weighing in at more than a ton.

10.0 *Fresh Meat (T) A eld trip goes awry for Kingsley. 10.50 Random Acts (T) 10.55 Homeland (T) (R) Brody agrees to work with Carrie and Quinn to stop an attack on America. 12.0 European Poker Tour: Berlin: Day Four (T) 1.0 Channel 4 Presents Lee (T) (R) 1.05 Sailing: Americas Cup Discovered (T) 1.30 KOTV Boxing Weekly: Jose Luis Castillo V Ivan Popoca (T) 2.0 Beach Volleyball: World Tour: Poland (T) 2.55 Bullrun: Cops, Cars And Superstars (T) 3.20 British Rallycross: 2012 Croft: British Grand Prix (T) (R) 3.45 Extreme Sailing Series: Qingdao, China (T) (R) 4.15 Cardi Half Marathon (T) (R) 4.45 Ironman World Series (T) (R) 5.10 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) 10-16 Nov 2012

10.0 CSI: NY (T) (R) Flack is accused of using excessive force to subdue a suspect who died in his custody. 10.55 CSI: NY (T) (R) A Ukrainian mans murder leads the team to a sex-tracking ring involving teenagers. 11.55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (T) (R) Catherine agrees to deceive the rest of the team and help Keppler lure a murderer into a trap but Nick realises she is hiding something. Starring Marg Helgenberger. 12.45 Forensic Files: Cold Feet (T) (R) 1.10 SuperCasino 4.0 HouseBusters (T) (R) 4.25 House Doctor (T) (R) 4.45 Michaelas Wild Challenge (T) (R) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (T) (R) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (T) (R)

The Mind Reader: Between Life And Death 10.35pm, BBC1

What does it mean to have a severe brain injury in terms of how you can interact with the world? Until comparatively recently, vegetative patients were widely assumed to be out of reach. Now, as a Panorama Special explores, this view is being challenged. Filmed over the course of a year, the documentary-makers bear witness as a patient regarded as vegetative for more than 10 years answers questions while inside a brain scanner. Its a moment with profound implications for patients and their families, and for medical sta and scientists working in this area. JW

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Tuesday 13 Digital Television

Freeview
BBC3
7.0pm Total Wipeout 8.0 Great Movie Mistakes 2011: Not In 3D 8.25 Bruce Almighty (2003). Comedy, starring Jim Carrey and Morgan Freeman. 10.0 Some Girls. The gang suspects Ambers new boyfriend has a secret. 10.30 EastEnders 11.0 Family Guy. Stewie falls in love with an old friend. 11.25 Family Guy. Peter volunteers for the police force. 11.45 American Dad! Stan holds a telethon to replace money lost in CIA budget cuts. 12.10 American Dad! Steve discovers he has back trouble. 12.30 Some Girls 1.0 Russell Howards Good News 1.30 Unsafe Sex In The City. A man hopes he is not diagnosed with chlamydia for the fourth time. 2.30 Great Movie Mistakes 2011: Not In 3D 2.55 Border Wars: Stacey Dooley In The USA. Investigating South Americans who cross illegally into the USA. Last in the series.

Dave
7.0am Dragons Den 8.0 Storage Hunters 9.0 Top Gear 10.0 Dragons Den 11.0 Storage Hunters 12.0 The Gadget Show 1.0 Top Gear 3.0 Storage Hunters 4.0 Dragons Den 5.0 Top Gear 7.0 Storage Hunters 8.0 Top Gear 9.0 QI XL 11.0 Never Mind The Buzzcocks 11.40 Would I Lie To You? 12.20 QI XL 1.15 Storage Hunters 1.40 Storage Hunters 2.05 Never Mind The Buzzcocks

Out Of Here! 6.30 Youve Been Framed! 7.0 The Cube 8.0 Mr Beans Holiday (2007) 9.50 Tulisa: The Hot Desk 10.0 Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.0 Celebrity Juice 12.30 The X Factor Results 1.30 The Xtra Factor Results 2.25 Teleshopping 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen

ITV3
6.0am Heartbeat 6.55 The Royal 8.0 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 9.0 The Store 10.0 Barbara 10.35 Man About The House 11.0 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 12.05 Wyclie 1.15 Heartbeat 2.15 The Royal 3.20 Murder, She Wrote 4.20 Barbara 4.50 Duty Free 5.20 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 7.0 Murder, She Wrote 8.0 Rosemary & Thyme 9.0 Doc Martin 10.0 Murderland 11.0 Law & Order: UK 12.05 Numb3rs 1.0 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 1.50 Film File 2.0 ITV3 Nightscreen

E4
6.0am Switched 6.45 Smallville 7.25 One Tree Hill 8.15 Scrubs 9.10 Smallville 10.10 Ugly Betty 11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.0 Scrubs 12.30 Hollyoaks 1.0 How I Met Your Mother 2.0 The Big Bang Theory 3.0 Scrubs 4.0 Ugly Betty 5.0 How I Met Your Mother 6.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.0 New Girl 9.30 Suburgatory 10.0 Tool Academy: Boyfriends Behaving Badly 11.0 The Inbetweeners 12.10 The Big Bang Theory 1.05 How I Met Your Mother 1.35 Scrubs 2.0 The Cleveland Show 2.25 Pete Versus Life 2.50 90210 3.30 Being Erica 4.15 One Tree Hill 5.0 Switched 5.20 Switched

ITV4
6.0am The Professionals 6.50 Batman 7.40 The Fall Guy 8.40 Minder 9.40 The Saint 10.40 The Professionals 11.45 Worlds Wildest Police Videos 12.40 Minder 1.40 Cheers 2.50 The Fall Guy 3.50 Batman 4.20 Batman 4.55 Motorsport UK 5.55 Minder 7.0 Cheers 7.30 Cheers 8.0 The Chase 9.0 Billy Connollys Route 66 10.0 Dame Kelly Holmes: Sports Life Stories 11.0 Nighthawks (1981) 1.0 The Saint 2.0 Worlds Wildest Police Videos 2.50 ITV4 Nightscreen 3.0 The Store

BBC4
7.0pm World News Today 7.0 Weather 7.30 Timothy Spall: All At Sea. The Princess Matilda sails around north-east England. 8.0 Canal Walks With Julia Bradbury. The presenter travels the length of Britains waterways. 8.30 Britain On Film: Brits At Play. New leisure opportunities in the 1960s. 9.0 *Chateau Chunder: When Australian Wine Changed The World How the countrys winemakers redened the industry. 10.0 Clarissa And The Kings Cookbook. Britains oldest known cookbook. 10.30 Jerusalem On A Plate. Yotam Ottolenghi explores the culinary culture of Jerusalem. 11.30 Inspector Montalbano. The discovery of a disgured inatable doll sparks a macabre treasure hunt. Last in the series. 1.10 Britain On Film: Brits At Play 1.40 Chateau Chunder: When Australian Wine Changed The World 2.40 Clarissa And The Kings Cookbook

5USA
6.0am Teleshopping 12.0 Dharma & Greg 12.25 Numb3rs 1.25 Blue Smoke (2007) 3.05 Law & Order 4.10 Incident In A Small Town (1994) 6.0 Law & Order 6.55 Inside Hollywood 7.0 CSI: Miami 8.0 CSI: NY 9.0 Cradle 2 The Grave (2003) 11.10 The Dead Pool (1988) 1.0 Sons Of Anarchy 1.55 Sons Of Anarchy 2.55 Inside Hollywood 3.0 Teleshopping

S4C Digital
7.0am Cyw Y Dywysoges Fach 7.10 Cwm Rhyd Y Rhosyn 7.20 Heulwen A Lleu 7.30 Bla Bla Blewog 7.40 Sam Tan 7.50 Peppa 8.0 Meic Y Marchog 8.15 Marcaroni 8.30 Tomos Ai Ffrindiau 8.40 Bach A Mawr 9.0 Darllen Da Fi 9.10 Chwarae Clai 9.15 Sali Mali 9.20 Lliw A Llun 9.30 Myn Y Mul 9.40 Byd Begw Bwt 9.50 Cled 10.05 Mwncin Dweud Mwncin Gwneud 10.10 Meees 10.30 Dwdlam 10.40 Wibli Sochyn Y Mochyn 11.0 Y Dywysoges Fach 11.10 Cymylaubychain 11.25 Octonots 11.35 Pentre Bach 11.50 Peppa 12.0 Meic Y Marchog 12.15 Rapsgaliwn 12.30 Tomos Ai Ffrindiau 12.40 Bobi Jac 1.0 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Ffermio 2.0 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 3.0 Cyw Igi, Tigi, Bip A Bop 3.30 Y Dywysoges Fach 3.40 Abadas 3.55 Ty Cyw 4.10 Octonots 4.20 Peppa 4.30 Awr Fawr Cyw 5.30 Stwnsh Mwy O Stwnsh Sadwrn 5.45 Sgorio 6.0 Ditectifs Hanes 6.20 Ffeil 6.30 Pobol Y Cwm 6.30 Penawdau Newyddion 7.0 Heno 7.30 Newyddion Ar Tywydd 7.55 Calon: Meistres (Arall) Y Gwisgoedd 8.0 Pobol Y Cwm 8.25 Ar Lafar 8.25 Penawdau Newyddion 9.0 Y Byd Ar Bedwar 9.30 Y Babell Len 10.30 Traed Lan 10.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 11.05 Sgorio 12.10 Y Dydd Yn Y Cynulliad

More4
8.55am Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 10.0 Channel 4 Presents Lee 10.05 River Cottage Bites 10.25 A Place In The Sun 10.55 One Million Years BC (1966) 1.0 Time Team Special: Pugin: The God Of Gothic 2.05 Time Team Special: The King Of Bling 3.10 Relocation, Relocation 4.15 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.20 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.20 Come Dine With Me 7.30 Hughs 3 Good Things 8.0 Grand Designs 9.0 Sarah Beenys Selling Houses 10.0 Obsessive Compulsive Hoarder: The Big Clear Out 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.15 Come Dine With Me 1.15 Obsessive Compulsive Hoarder: The Big Clear Out 2.25 Sarah Beenys Selling Houses

CBBC
7.0am Arthur 7.25 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 7.40 Newsround 7.45 Horrible Histories; Newsround 8.20 Wingin It 8.45 Bear Behaving Badly 9.05 Danis House 9.35 Wild Tales 10.05 Richard Hammonds Blast Lab 10.30 Dead Gorgeous 11.0 Hounded 11.25 OOglies 11.40 Trapped Ever After 12.10 My Genius Idea 12.35 Danis House 1.05 The Revenge Files Of Alistair Fury 1.35 Copycats 2.05 Bear Behaving Badly 2.30 Wild Tales 3.0 Arthur 3.10 Shaun The Sheep 3.10 Newsround 3.20 Pet Squad 3.30 Science Fiction 3.35 Dennis And Gnasher 3.45 League Of Super Evil 4.0 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated; Newsround 4.30 Junior MasterChef 5.0 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 5.15 Wizards Vs Aliens 5.45 Young Dracula Files 6.15 Horrible Histories 6.45 Dance Download; Newsround

ITV2
6.0am Emmerdale 6.25 Coronation Street 7.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 8.10 Judge Judy 9.25 The Real Housewives Of New York City 11.30 Judge Judy 12.0 Emmerdale 12.30 Coronation Street 1.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City 5.30 Im A Celebrity Get Me

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Digital Television Tuesday 13

Yesterday
6.0am Above And Beyond 6.25 The World At War 7.10 Nazi Collaborators 8.0 Instruments Of Death 9.0 Antiques Roadshow 10.0 All Creatures Great And Small 11.0 The World At War 12.0 Time Team 1.0 Instruments Of Death 2.0 Antiques Roadshow 2.50 Dan Snows Norman Walks 3.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 4.0 All Creatures Great And Small 5.0 Raiders Of The Lost Past 6.0 Dan Snows Norman Walks 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 8.0 Time Team 9.0 Find My Past 10.0 Filthy Cities 11.0 The World At War 12.0 Time Team 1.0 Antiques Roadshow 2.0 Nazi Collaborators 7.10 Gunghters Of Casa Grande (1964) 9.0 The Fugitive (1993) 11.30 Breakheart Pass (1975) 1.15 The Fugitive (1993) 3.25 Breakheart Pass (1975) 5.0 Big House, USA (1955)

pick of the day

Satellite & Cable

Comedy Central
8.0am Two And A Half Men 9.0 Friends 11.0 Two And A Half Men 12.0 Friends 1.0 Scrubs 2.0 Two And A Half Men 4.0 Scrubs 4.30 Friends 6.0 Two And A Half Men 7.0 Mike & Molly 7.30 Friends 9.0 Michael McIntyres Comedy Roadshow 10.0 Two And A Half Men 10.30 Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! 11.35 Threesome 12.05 South Park 1.05 Two And A Half Men 2.05 Friends 2.30 30 Rock 2.55 The King Of Queens 3.45 Frasier 4.10 Everybody Loves Raymond

Chateau Chunder: When Australian Wine Changed the World 9pm, BBC4
As the title here suggests, back in the 1970s Aussie wines were regarded as a joke. So what changed? Those who were there help to chart the transformation of an industry from the days when the Australian Wine Bureau had a London oce set amid Soho sex shops. As Oz Clarke, among others, recalls, its in great part the tale of Aussies cannily making and marketing mid-range wines that people actually wanted to buy. Cue sunshine in a bottle, or Chardonnay before it took on Footballers Wives connotations of naness, storming the world. JW

Film
Film4
11.0am The House On 92nd Street (1945) 12.45 The Cowboys (1972) 3.15 One Of Our Aircraft Is Missing (1942) 5.20 Springeld Rie (1952) 7.10 Big Mommas House (2000) 9.0 Layer Cake (2004) 11.05 Tyrannosaur (2011) 12.55 Mona Lisa (1986) 3.0 A Gun For George

Discovery
6.0am Mutant Planet 7.0 Nasas Greatest Missions 8.0 Gold Rush 9.0 The First World War 10.0 Auction Hunters 10.30 Auction Kings 11.0 American Guns 12.0 How We Invented The World 1.0 American Guns 2.0 Hitlers Henchmen 3.0 The First World War 4.0 Auction Hunters 4.30 Auction Kings 5.0 American Guns 6.0 Mythbusters 7.0 Flying Wild Alaska 8.0 Fast n Loud 9.0 Gold Rush 10.0 Gold Rush Aftershow 11.0 Wheeler Dealers 12.0 Gold Rush 1.0 Gold Rush Aftershow 2.0 American Guns 3.0 Gold Rush 3.50 Gold Rush Aftershow 4.40 Discovery Atlas: Russia Revealed 5.30 Meerkat Manor

Parkinson: Masterclass 9pm, Sky Arts1

Sky Movies Indie

8.0am Johnny Depp: The Big Interview 8.20 Puncture (2011) 10.10 Jesus Henry Christ (2011) 11.55 Super 8 35mm Special 12.25 Insomnia (2002) 2.30 Winters Bone (2010) 4.15 True Grit (2010) 6.15 Miss Bala (2011) 8.15 Winters Bone (2010) 10.0 True Grit (2010) 12.0 Miss Bala (2011) 1.55 Junkhearts (2011) 3.40 Wake Wood (2011)

FX
8.0am Babylon 5 10.0 Law & Order 12.0 NCIS 2.0 Leverage 3.0 Burn Notice 4.0 Law & Order 6.0 Leverage 7.0 NCIS 9.0 True Blood 10.0 American Horror Story: Asylum 11.0 The Booth At The End 11.30 Family Guy 12.30 American Dad! 1.30 Arrested Development 2.30 The Listener 3.30 Braquo 4.30 Arrested Development 5.0 Teleshopping

Sky Movies Premiere

10.0am Immortals (2011) 12.0 Here Comes The Boom: Sky Movies Special 12.15 Resistance (2011) 2.0 Cowboys & Aliens 35mm Special 2.30 Deck The Halls (2011) 4.15 The Nutcracker (2009) 6.15 The Decoy Bride (2011) 8.0 Immortals (2011) 10.0 The Lady (2011) 12.15 Clone (2010) 2.10 The Top Ten Show

GOLD
6.0am The Liver Birds 6.30 Sykes 7.0 Just Good Friends 7.40 The Liver Birds 8.20 Sykes 9.0 As Time Goes By 9.40 To The Manor Born 10.20 Ever Decreasing Circles 11.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.20 Porridge 1.0 My Family 2.20 Only Fools And Horses 3.0 As Time Goes By 3.40 To The Manor Born 4.20 Ever Decreasing Circles 5.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.20 Porridge 7.0 My Family 8.20 Only Fools And Horses 9.0 Analyze This (1999) 11.10 Im Alan Partridge 11.50 Early Doors 12.30 Analyze This (1999) 2.25 Early Doors

Sony Movie Channel

8.30am Lambada (1990) 10.35 Sony Movie Previews 10.45 Little Dorrit Part Two: Little Dorrits Story 2.25 Sony Movie Previews 2.35 Blue Moon (1999) 4.25 Sony Movie Previews 4.35 Anna Karenina (1985) 7.20 Finding Forrester (2000) 10.0 Higher Learning (1995) 12.30 Sex And The Single Mom (2003) 2.15 No Way Back (1995)

Lord of all chat Michael Parkinson spends an hour in the company of one star each week while they chat about their artistic endeavours and demonstrate their working methods. Tonight, jazz thimble Jamie Cullum imparts his life story to his still eortlessly able inquisitor and performs songs including Ive Got You Under My Skin and Rihannas Please Dont Stop The Music. They talk music, family and how Cullum rst came to discover jazz through the samples he heard on other pop records. JNR

Elementary 9pm, Sky Living

For those who prefer their Watsons to be blu, obtuse, red-faced men with walrus moustaches, the casting of Lucy Liu in the role in this American take on Sherlock Holmes has caused conniptions. However, thats as experimental as Elementary gets its main problem is a generic, whodunnit, Murder She Wrote-style blandness. Jonny Lee Miller is ne as Holmes, tonight investigating the death of a banking executive with a predilection for high class hookers, but hes no Cumberbatch, and his casual dress sense sums up the nondescriptness of this series. DS

6.30am Gunsmoke 7.30 The High Chaparral 8.30 The Hound Of The Baskervilles (1939) 10.05 Sherlock Holmes Faces Death (1943) 11.20 Fort Massacre (1958) 12.50 Gunsmoke 1.55 The High Chaparral 3.0 The Pearl Of Death (1944) 4.15 The House Of Fear (1945) 5.35 Big House, USA (1955)

Syfy
6.0am Smallville 7.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 8.0 Teleshopping 11.0 Smallville 12.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 1.0 A Town Called Eureka 2.0 Star Trek: The

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Tuesday 13 Digital Television

Next Generation 3.0 Super Shark (2011) 5.0 Jabberwock (2011) 7.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.0 Face O 9.0 Haven 10.0 The River 11.0 Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012) 12.50 Haven 1.50 The River 2.50 Star Trek: The Next Generation 4.0 Smallville 5.0 Destination Truth Dude, Wheres My Car? (2000) 11.40 Road Wars 12.10 Road Wars 1.10 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.10 Road Wars 3.0 Road Wars 4.20 Stargate SG-1 11.15 Car Racing 11.45 GT Academy: Race To Dubai 12.0 Eurogoals

ESPN
6.0am ESPN Game Of The Week 6.30 French Ligue 1 Review 7.30 ESPN Kicks: Scottish Football 7.45 ESPN Kicks: Serie A 8.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 8.30 Eredivisie 10.15 ESPN Game Of The Week 10.45 Premier League Review 11.45 Serie A Review 12.15 Bundesliga Review Show 1.15 ESPN Kicks: Scottish Football 1.30 ESPN FC Press Pass 2.0 Premier League Review 3.0 FA Cup Football 4.45 ESPN Game Of The Week 5.15 Eredivisie Review Show 6.15 ESPN FC Press Pass 6.45 ESPN Kicks: Premier League 7.0 Live International Football 9.45 Boxing 10.45 ESPN Kicks: Premier League 11.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 11.30 Russian Premier League Review 12.0 FIS Alpine Ski World Cup Report 12.30 NHRA Drag Racing 3.30 Planet Speed 4.0 UFC: The Ultimate Fighter 5.0 Serie A Review 5.30 Russian Premier League Review

Sky Living
6.0am Americas Next Top Model 7.0 Maury 8.0 Cougar Town 8.30 Cougar Town 9.0 Jerry Springer 10.0 Nothing To Declare 10.30 Nothing To Declare 11.0 Passport Patrol 11.30 Passport Patrol 12.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.0 Criminal Minds 3.0 Criminal Minds 4.0 Passport Patrol 4.30 Passport Patrol 5.0 Nothing To Declare 5.30 Nothing To Declare 6.0 Nothing To Declare 6.30 Nothing To Declare 7.0 Criminal Minds 8.0 Bones 9.0 *Elementary 10.0 Chicago Fire 11.0 Criminal Minds 12.0 Sun, Sea And A&E 1.0 Supernatural 1.50 Criminal Minds 2.40 Medium 3.30 Bones 4.20 Nothing To Declare 4.45 Nothing To Declare 5.10 Passport Patrol 5.35 Passport Patrol

Sky Arts 1
6.0am Iconoclasts 6.50 In Love With Wilde: Caroline Quentin And Russell Tovey 7.0 Hay Sessions 2012 8.0 Frank Lloyd Wright 9.0 Classic Albums 10.0 Meat Loaf: In Search Of Paradise 11.30 Meat Loaf Live With The Melbourne Symphony Orchestra 12.30 Video Killed The Radio Star 1.0 Artland USA 2.0 Hay Sessions 2012 3.0 Frank Lloyd Wright 4.0 Video Killed The Radio Star 4.30 Meat Loaf: In Search Of Paradise 6.0 Spectacle: Elvis Costello 7.0 Art Of The Heist 8.0 Living The Life 9.0 *Parkinson: Masterclass 10.0 Classic Albums 11.0 Rory Gallagher: Irish Tour 1974 12.30 Parkinson: Masterclass 1.30 Living The Life 2.30 Art Of The Heist 3.30 Spectacle: Elvis Costello 4.30 Video Killed The Radio Star 5.0 In Condence

Watch
6.0am Funniest Pets And People 6.25 MasterChef Australia 7.15 Escape To The Country 8.0 Cars, Cops And Criminals 9.0 The Bill 10.0 The Bill 11.0 My Family 11.40 My Family 12.20 Outnumbered 1.0 MasterChef Australia 2.0 Cars, Cops And Criminals 3.0 Emergency Bikers 4.0 Escape To The Country 5.0 My Family 5.40 My Family 6.20 Outnumbered 7.0 MasterChef Australia 8.0 Grimm 9.0 A Gifted Man 10.0 Dynamo: Magician Impossible 11.0 Cars, Cops And Criminals 12.0 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 12.40 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 1.20 Emergency Bikers 2.15 Trac Cops

Sky Sports 1
6.0am Live Test Cricket 8.0 Netbusters 8.30 SPL Round-Up 9.0 Premier League Review 10.0 Test Cricket 12.0 SPL Round-Up 12.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1.30 Premier League Review 2.30 Netbusters 3.0 SPL Round-Up 3.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 4.30 Netbusters 5.0 Premier League Review 6.0 Revista De La Liga 7.0 Live Darts 11.0 Revista De La Liga 12.0 Premier League Review 1.0 Footballs Greatest 1.30 Football Asia 2.0 Revista De La Liga 3.0 Premier League Review 4.0 Footballs Greatest 4.30 Football Asia 5.0 Revista De La Liga

Sky Atlantic
6.0am The X Files 7.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 8.0 Star Trek: Voyager 9.0 ER 10.0 The X Files 11.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 12.0 Star Trek: Voyager 1.0 ER 2.0 House 4.0 Star Trek: Voyager 5.0 ER 6.0 House 8.0 Friday Night Lights 9.0 Awake 10.0 House Of Lies 10.35 Nurse Jackie 11.10 Mad Men 12.10 The Sopranos 1.25 Game Change (2012) 3.35 The Mortied Sessions 4.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 5.0 The X Files

Sky Sports 2 Sky1

6.0am Airline 7.0 Modern Family 7.30 The Middle 8.0 Dog The Bounty Hunter 9.0 Glee 10.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.0 Glee 3.0 Stargate SG-1 4.0 Stargate SG-1 5.0 Raising Hope 5.30 Futurama 6.0 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Last Resort 9.0 A League Of Their Own 10.0

Sport
British Eurosport
7.30am Eurogoals 8.15 WATTS 9.15 Futsal 10.15 Futsal 11.15 Futsal 12.15 Eurogoals 1.0 Davis Cup Tennis 3.0 Davis Cup Tennis 5.0 Futsal 6.0 Futsal 7.0 Strongest Man 8.0 Boxing 10.0 Boxing 11.0 GT Academy: Race To Dubai

6.0am Good Morning Sports Fans 9.0 European Tour Golf 10.0 PGA Tour Golf 11.0 Trilby Tour Golf 12.0 European Tour Golf 1.0 Netbusters 1.30 Triathlon 2.0 Test Cricket 4.0 NASCAR 5.0 Test Cricket 7.0 Football Asia 7.30 Live Greyhound Racing 10.0 Premier League Poker 12.0 Trilby Tour Golf 1.0 Golng World 1.30 Darts

Terrestrial variations
ANGLIA As ITV BORDER As ITV CENTRAL As ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV GRANADA As ITV GRAMPIAN As ITV except 11.05pm Take Me Out (R) 12.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 1.055.30 ITV Nightscreen ITV1 WEST As ITV ITV1 WALES As ITV except 10.35pm The Martin Lewis Money Show 11.05 Corfu: A Tale Of Two Islands 11.30 Simply Gardening 11.4011.50 Simply Gardening MERIDIAN As ITV CHANNEL As ITV except 12.15am The Way We Were 12.40 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime 1.30 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime 2.20-3.0 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime SCOTTISH As ITV except 11.05pm Take Me Out (R) 12.10 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 1.05-5.30 ITV Nightscreen ULSTER As ITV except 11.05pm Grimeghters (R) 11.35 RPM Motorsport (R) 12.35 Teleshopping 2.35-3.0 UTV Rewind (R) YORKSHIRE As ITV TYNE TEES As ITV BBC1 NORTH 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH EAST 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH WEST 6.30pm-7.0 North West Tonight BBC1 SCOTLAND 1.30pm-1.45 Reporting Scotland; Weather 3.0-3.05 BBC News; Weather; Reporting Scotland 6.307.0 Reporting Scotland 8.0-9.0 River City 10.25-10.35 Reporting Scotland; Weather BBC1 WALES 1.30pm-1.45 BBC Wales Today; Weather 3.0-3.05 BBC News; Weather; BBC Wales Today 6.30-7.0 BBC Wales Today 10.25 BBC Wales Today; Weather 10.35 Week In, Week Out 11.05 The Mind Reader: Between Life And Death 12.05 Veronica Guerin (2003) 1.40 Weatherview 1.45 ABC World News With Diane Sawyer 2.0-2.15 BBC News BBC1 N IRELAND 1.30pm-1.45 BBC Newsline; Weather 3.0-3.05 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline 6.30-7.0 BBC Newsline 8.59-9.0 BBC Newsline Update 10.25 BBC Newsline; Weather 10.35 Spotlight 11.05 The Mind Reader: Between Life And Death 12.05 Bad Company (2002) Comedy thriller, starring Anthony Hopkins and Chris Rock. 1.55 Waterworld (R) 2.10-2.15 Weatherview BBC2 SCOTLAND 8.25am Bigeil (Squeak!) (R) 8.45 Botannan Araid Uilleim (Williams Wish Wellingtons) (R) 8.50-9.15 Mister Maker Comes To Town (R) 11.0-11.20 Newsnight Scotland BBC2 WALES 1.0pm To Buy Or Not To Buy (R) 1.45 Am.pm 2.30-3.0 Restoration Roadshow (R) BBC2 N IRELAND 7.59pm-8.0 BBC Weather Update 9.59 BBC Weather Update 10.0-10.30 Teen Trouble: Fix My Family (R) 11.20 Stormont Today 11.50 Later Live With Jools Holland 12.20 Imagine (R) 1.50-2.0 ABC World News With Diane Sawyer

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Radio 1
97.6-99.8 MHz
6.30 The Radio 1 Breakfast Show With Nick Grimshaw 10.0 Fearne Cotton 12.45 Newsbeat 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 Greg James 7.0 1Xtra Live In Manchester 11.0 1Xtra Live: Manchester After Party 12.0 Punk Show With Mike Davies 2.0 Nihal 4.0 Dev challenges of wildlife conservation. 11.30 Swansong. Stuart Maconie tells the story of the recording of Strangeways, Here We Come, the 1987 album that would become the Smiths nal release. Last in the series. (4/4) 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 Call You And Yours 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World At One 1.45 In Pursuit Of The Ridiculous. Matthew Oates meets with an avid birdwatcher from the University of Nottingham who has travelled the length of the UK in search of rare species. (2/5) 2.0 The Archers (R) 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Mad Girl. A teenager who hears voices struggles to maintain her minds delicate balance after an unexpected reunion with her estranged father. 3.0 Making History. Tom Holland, Helen Castor and Fiona Watson respond to queries raised by listeners own historical research. (4/6) 3.30 Mastertapes: Paul Weller (The A-Side). Paul Weller revisits The Gift, the Jams last release before splitting up. (5/14) 4.0 Dads Who Do. Tottenham MP David Lammy examines why so many children of African Caribbean descent are being raised by single mothers,. 4.30 A Good Read. Broadcaster Peter White and satirist Heydon Prowse talk to Harriet Gilbert about Duncan Hamiltons biography of Brian Clough and Treasure Islands by Nicholas Shaxson. (7/9) 5.0 PM 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.0 Six OClock News 6.30 Rudys Rare Records. Rudy decides to turn vigilante. Last in the series. (6/6) 7.0 The Archers. It is Peggys birthday. 7.15 Front Row 7.45 Children In Need: Jesss Story. Jess begins to settle into her new school. Broadcast earlier as part of Womans Hour. (2/5) 8.0 File On 4 (8/9) 8.40 In Touch 9.0 All In The Mind. A report on research at Queen Mary University of London, which is using cutting-edge imagery to assess the plausibility of the concept of gaydar. (3/8) 9.30 The Long View (R) (2/4) 9.59 Weather 10.0 The World Tonight 10.45 Book At Bedtime: The Liars Gospel. By Naomi Alderman. Miryam oers shelter to one of her son Yehoshuahs former followers. (2/10) 11.0 Arthur Smiths Balham Bash. The comedian invites the audience into his home for music and sketches. Last in the series. (4/4) 11.30 Today In Parliament 12.0 News And Weather 12.30 Book Of The Week: Former People (R) (2/5) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 World Service News 1.06 World Brieng

Radio 2
88-91 MHz
6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Bruce 12.0 Paddy OConnell 2.0 Steve Wright In The Afternoon 5.0 Simon Mayo 7.0 Jamie Cullum 8.0 Jo Whiley 9.30 Nigel Ogden: The Organist Entertains 10.0 Music In The Air: A History Of Music Radio (1/6) 11.0 Mark Radclies Music Club 12.0 Janice Long 2.0 Alex Lester 5.0 TBA

Radio 3
90.2-92.4 MHz
6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Essential Classics 12.0 Composer Of The Week: Big Band. Donald Macleod is joined by Guy Barker to explore the swing era. (2/5) 12.0 News 1.0 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. A week of concerts from the Isle of Mans Mananan Festival and Manchester Pride. Ruby Hughes performs Purcell and Roderick Williams sings Ian Venables The Pine Boughs Past Music. 2.0 Afternoon On 3. Katie Derham presents the BBC SSO and Concert Orchestra in music with a First World War connection, by Elgar, Vaughan Williams and Butterworth. 4.30 In Tune 6.30 Composer Of The Week: Big Band (R) (2/5) 7.30 Radio 3 Live In Concert. Shabaka Hutchings joins the BBC Concert Orchestra at the Queen Elizabeth Hall in a one-o commission as part of the London Jazz Festival. 10.0 Free Thinking. Rana Mitter chairs a debate about world history at the Radio 3 Free Thinking Festival, with Antony Beevor, Andrew Marr and Maria Misra. 10.45 The Free Thinking Essay: New Generation Thinkers. Nandini Das, one of Radio 3s New Generation Thinkers, gives a talk on the 16th-century craze for crime pamphlets, recorded at the Sage Gateshead. (7/10) 11.0 Late Junction 12.30 Through The Night

Radio 4 Extra
Digital

pick of the day

Radio 4
92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz
6.0 Today 8.31 (LW) Yesterday In Parliament 8.58 (LW) Weather 9.0 The Long View. Jonathan Freedland presents the series which nds the past behind the present. (2/4) 9.30 In Alistair Cookes Footsteps. Alvin Hall assesses whether Alistair Cooks Letters from America stand the test of time. (2/4) 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 9.45 (FM) Book Of The Week: Former People. An account of the dying days of the tsarist empire. (2/5) 10.0 Womans Hour 11.0 Saving Species. Brett Westwood presents live reports from around the world, exploring nature and the

6.0 Orphans In Waiting (4/6) 6.30 White Heat (2/5) 7.0 Semi Circles (2/6) 7.30 Rudys Rare Records (5/6) 8.0 The Goon Show (1/17) 8.30 J Kingston Platts Showbiz Handbook 9.0 The Now Show (1/6) 9.30 Tomorrow, Today! (1/4) 10.0 Show Boat (2/2) 11.0 Chattering (2/3) 11.15 The Moment You Feel It 12.0 The Goon Show (1/17) 12.30 J Kingston Platts Showbiz Handbook 1.0 Orphans In Waiting (4/6) 1.30 White Heat (2/5) 2.0 The Color Purple (2/10) 2.15 Laurence Llewelyn-Bowens Men Of Fashion (7/15) 2.30 Gods Architect: Pugin And The Building Of Romantic Britain (2/5) 2.45 Other Peoples Children (2/10) 3.0 Show Boat (2/2) 4.0 The 4 OClock Show 5.0 Second Thoughts (3/8) 5.30 Semi Circles (2/6) 6.0 The Price Of Fear 6.30 The Two very dierent breakfast shows Woman In Black (1/4) 7.0 The Goon Show this morning. Tommy Sandhu (6am, (1/17) 7.30 J Kingston Platts Showbiz BBC Asian Network) will be presenting Handbook 8.0 Orphans In Waiting (4/6) highlights from last nights Queens 8.30 White Heat (2/5) 9.0 Chattering Of Melody concert a collaboration (2/3) 9.15 The Moment You Feel It between the BBC Philharmonic 10.0 Comedy Club Rudys Rare Records Orchestra and Pakistans rst ladies of (5/6) 10.30 Such Rotten Luck (3/6) Punjabi soul while Shaun Keaveny 11.0 Acropolis Now (4/6) 11.30 Lionel (7am, 6 Music) is carrying on with his Nimrods Inexplicable World (4/6) 12.0 run of music icons on toast and has The Price Of Fear 12.30 The Woman In roped in Johnny no, the Smiths arent Black (1/4) 1.0 Orphans In Waiting (4/6) reforming Marr. Top work. 1.30 White Heat (2/5) 2.0 The Now Show In Jason Roberts Meets Fabrice (1/6) 2.30 Tomorrow, Today! (1/4) 3.0 Show Boat (2/2) 4.0 Chattering (2/3) Muamba (7.30pm, R5 Live) the midelder talks about his recovery 4.15 The Moment You Feel It 5.0 Second Thoughts (3/8) 5.30 Semi Circles (2/6) since suering an on-pitch cardiac

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Radio 5 Live
693, 909 kHz
6.0 5 Live Breakfast 10.0 Victoria Derbyshire 12.0 Shelagh Fogarty 2.0 Richard Bacon 4.0 5 Live Drive 7.0 5 Live Sport 7.30 *Jason Roberts Meets Fabrice Muamba 8.0 5 Live Sport: Ian Thorpe Phone-in 9.30 5 Live Sport 10.30 Tony Livesey 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 Morning Reports 5.30 Wake Up To Money
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BBC1
6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.15 Neighbourhood 6.0 Blues (T) 10.0 Homes Under The Hammer (T) (R) 10.58 BBC News; Weather (T) 11.0 Watchdog Daily (T) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (T) (R) 12.13 BBC News; Weather (T) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) 1.0 BBC News; Weather (T) 1.30 Regional News And Weather (T) 1.45 Doctors (T) 2.15 Escape To The Country (T) (R) 3.0 BBC News; Weather; Regional News (T) 3.05 CBBC Deadly 60 (T) (R) 3.35 Lockie Leonard (T) (R) 4.0 Prank Patrol Down Under (T) (R) 4.25 Leon (T) (R) 4.30 Junior MasterChef (T) 5.0 Newsround (T) 5.15 Pointless (T)

BBC2
CBeebies Zigby (R) 6.10 Finley 6.0 The Fire Engine (R) 6.20 Little Robots (R) 6.30 64 Zoo Lane (R) 6.45 Chuggington: Badge Quest (R) 6.50 Rastamouse (R) 7.0 CBBC School Of Silence (R) 7.30 Pet Squad (R) 7.40 Eliot Kid (R) 7.55 Newsround 8.0 Whats New Scooby-Doo? (R) 8.25 CBeebies Mister Maker Comes To Town (R) 8.45 I Can Cook With You (R) 9.0 ZingZillas (R) 9.15 Baby Jake (R) 9.25 Dipdap (R) 9.30 Wibbly Pig (R) 9.40 The Koala Brothers (R) 9.50 Big & Small (R) 10.05 Big Barn Farm (R) 10.20 Charlie And Lola (R) 10.30 3rd & Bird (R) 10.40 Waybuloo (R) 11.0 In The Night Garden (R) 11.30 BBC World News 12.0 Animal Park (R) 1.0 See Hear 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy (R) 2.15 Weakest Link (R) 3.0 Real Rescues (R) 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Breakaway (R) 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R)

ITV1
Daybreak (T) 8.30 Lorraine (T) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T) 10.30 This Morning (T) 12.30 Loose Women (T) 1.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 1.55 Local News/ Weather (T) 2.0 Crime Stories (T) 3.0 Dickinsons Real Deal (R) 3.59 Local Weather (T) 4.0 Midsomer Murders (R) 5.0 The Chase (T)

6.00

6.0 BBC News (T) Weather 6.0 6.30 Regional News Programmes (T) 6.30 7.0 The One Show (T) Matt Baker and Alex Jones return to the studio, but 7.0 will be keeping viewers updated on the progress of Team Rickshaw and their Children In Need ride. BBC News; Regional News 8.0 DIY SOS: The Big Build Children In Need Special (T) Nick Knowles and the team come to the aid of a centre for children with additional needs in Edinburgh, overhauling the building so that it will exist for generations to come. *Brazil With Michael Palin The Deep South (T) Michael meets some cowboys and a man who has made a fortune out of rubbish. Last in the series. 8.0

Eggheads (T) (R) Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T) Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (T) Actress Stefanie Powers and actor Don Warrington hunt for antiques in St Albans, Hertfordshire.

6.0 Local News (T) Weather 6.15 ITV News And Weather (T) 6.45 Emmerdale (T) Debbie tries to control her emotions. 7.15 Live International Football (T) Sweden v England. Kick-o 7.30pm. Coverage of the xture at the Friends Arena in Stockholm.

8.00

9.0

9.0

9.45 ITV News And Weather (T) MasterChef: The Professionals (T) The remaining ve chefs face a skills test of preparing a crown of duck for roasting, with only four going on to try to recreate Michel Roux Jrs monksh liver dish. *The Hour (T) New series. Return of the newsroom drama. It is 1957 and the shows producer Randall Brown (Peter Capaldi) decides to shake up the team by bringing back Freddie (Ben Whishaw). 10.15 Local News/Weather (T) 10.20 International Football Highlights (T) Sweden v England. Highlights of tonights match at the Friends Arena in Stockholm. 11.20 Rumor Has It (Rob Reiner, 2005) (T) A woman sets o for San Francisco in search of a man who had aairs with her mother and grandmother. Romantic comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Kevin Costner. 1.05 Jackpot247 3.0 Columbo: The Most Crucial Game (Jeremy Kagan, 1972) (T) Detective drama, starring Peter Falk and Robert Culp. 4.20 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News (T)

10.00

10.0 BBC News (T) 10.25 Regional News And Weather (T) 10.35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws (T) 10.45 Have I Got A Bit More News For You (T) 11.25 Film 2012 With Claudia Winkleman (T) New series. Claudia and Danny Leigh review Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2. National Lottery Update Salvage (Lawrence 11.55 Gough, 2009) (T) Premiere. Horror, starring Neve McIntosh. 1.15 Weatherview 1.20 Sign Zone See Hear (R) 1.50 Andrew Marrs History Of The World (R) 2.50 Rip O Food (R) 3.35 Rip O Food (R) 4.20 BBC News 4.30 Panorama 5.0 BBC News 5.30 World Business Report 5.45 BBC News 72 The Guide

10.0 The Culture Show (T) Author Tom Wolfe talks about his new novel. 10.30 Newsnight (T) Weather 11.20 Great Continental Railway Journeys (T) (R) Michael Portillo retraces journeys featured in Bradshaws Continental Railway Guide of 1913. 12.20 Storyville Knocking On Heavens Door (T) 1.20 BBC News Newsday (T) 1.30 ABC World News With Diane Sawyer (T) 2.0 BBC News (T) 2.30 Asia Business Report (T) 2.45 Sport Today (T) 3.0 BBC News (T) 3.30 Asia Business Report (T) 3.45 Sport Today (T) 4.0 BBC Learning Zone Schools: The World, My Stu And Me (T) 4.30 Schools: Children At Work Circus (T) 5.0 Schools: Spark: Fire Up Your Future/My Brilliant Career (T)

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Channel 4
6.05 Channel 4 Presents Jonnie (T) (R) 6.10 The Hoobs (T) (R) 6.35 The Hoobs (T) (R) 7.0 Freshly Squeezed (T) 7.30 According To Jim (T) (R) 8.0 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 9.0 Frasier (T) (R) 9.30 Frasier (T) (R) 10.0 Undercover Boss Canada (T) (R) 11.0 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (T) 12.0 Channel 4 News Midday Summary (T) 12.05 SuperScrimpers (T) 12.35 Come Dine With Me (T) 1.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (T) 2.40 Countdown (T) 3.30 1001 Things You Should Know (T) 4.0 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.0 Come Dine With Me (T) 5.30 Jamies 15 Minute Meals (T) 6.0

Channel 5
Milkshake! Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 6.10 The WotWots (T) (R) 6.20 Fireman Sam (T) 6.30 Jelly Jamm (T) (R) 6.45 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 6.50 Olive The Ostrich (T) 6.55 Little Princess (T) (R) 7.10 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (T) (R) 7.20 The Mr Men Show (T) (R) 7.35 Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 7.45 Make Way For Noddy (T) (R) 8.0 Fi And The Flowertots (T) (R) 8.15 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 8.25 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 8.30 Roary The Racing Car (T) (R) 8.40 Bert And Ernies Great Adventures (T) (R) 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas (T) (R) 9.0 Tickety Toc (T) 9.15 The Wright Stu 11.15 The Hotel Inspector (T) (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (T) 12.15 Best House In The Street (T) (R) 1.15 Home And Away (T) 1.45 Neighbours (T) 2.15 CSI: Miami (T) (R) 3.15 Crimes Of Fashion: Hostile Makeover (Jerry Ciccoritti, 2009) (T) Mystery, starring Maggie Lawson. 5.0 5 News At 5 (T) 5.30 Neighbours (T) (R)

pick of the day

Brazil With Michael Palin 9pm, BBC1

6.0 The Simpsons (T) 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) Disaster strikes as Maddie and the other sixthformers take desperate action. 7.0 Channel 4 News (T) 7.55 4thought.tv (T)

6.0 Home And Away (T) (R) 6.30 5 News At 6.30 (T) 7.0 Emergency Bikers (T) (R) The paramedics deal with a woman having a panic attack at Birmingham Moor Street station. 5 News Update 8.0 The Removal Men (T) A Pickfords crew transports the belongings of a family from Norwich to the south of France. 5 News At 9 Erin Brockovich (Steven Soderbergh, 2000) (T) A single mother goes to work at a law rm and ends up taking on a company suspected of contaminating a small towns water supply. Fact-based drama, with Julia Roberts and Albert Finney.

As with a Monty Python show, this nal part of Palins Brazilian doc eortlessly nds a way to link one scene to the next. Tonight he visits an aerospace company thats now a major player on the world stage, links to a story about helicopter use among Sao Paulos super-rich, takes a ride in one with a waste-management millionaire, then meets the star of a soap about life among the garbagecollecting underclass. Palins skill is as it was 25 years ago: to bring his gentle charm and wit to proceedings, all the while remaining the essential beigetrousered Englishman abroad. JR

The Hour 9pm, BBC2

Abi Morgans TV newsroom drama returns. We rejoin the principals in November 1957, with grog-pickled anchor Hector hanging out at Soho nighclub El Paradis and enjoying the celebrity life. Trouble is, his show has lost its edge, possibly because chipon-his-shoulder troublemaker Freddie has been ousted. Enter a new head of news, Randall Brown, played by Peter Capaldi as if he were Malcolm Tuckers obsessive-compulsive uncle, determined to shake things up even if that means pissing o Bel, ever the producer as cross head girl. Meanwhile, a story arc of gangland violence begins to unfold. JW

8.0

9.0

SuperScrimpers: Winter Survival Tips (T) Financial Times columnist Mrs Moneypenny oers seasonal cash-saving tips. Grand Designs (T) Kevin McCloud catches up with architectural designer Lincoln Miles and his wife, artist Lisa Traxler, who transformed an uninspiring 1970s bungalow on the Isle of Wight.

9.0

10.0 *Secret State (T) Prime Minister 11.45 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Burned (T) (R) A woman Tom Dawkins launches an inquiry accuses her estranged husband into the toxicology anomalies at of breaking into her home and the blast in Scarrow, and faces pressure to take down al-Qaida raping her. However, the man chief Tamin al-Ghamdi. has no history of violence and the 11.05 Random Acts (T) detectives are split over where the 11.10 Geordies Overboard (T) truth lies. Conclusion. Blyth All-Weather 12.40 Forensic Files (T) (R) 1.05 Lifeboat chairman Barry Elliott sets SuperCasino 4.0 HouseBusters (T) about shaking up his organisation. (R) 4.25 House Doctor (T) (R) 12.10 Music On 4 Abbey Road Studios: 4.45 Michaelas Wild Challenge (T) In Session (T) 12.55 Spotlight: (R) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (T) (R) Indie And Rock (T) (R) 1.10 The 5.35 Wildlife SOS (T) (R) Crush (T) (R) 2.05 90210: Its The Great Masquerade, Naomi Clark (T) 2.45 Do Not Disturb (Ralph Levy, 1965) (T) Romantic comedy, starring Doris Day and Rod Taylor. 4.30 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) 5.25 Countdown (T) (R) 10-16 Nov 2012

Secret State 10pm, Channel 4

Second of four parts in this political thriller. Dawkins (Gabriel Byrne) is now installed as the new Prime Minister as the search goes on for the black box from the late PMs doomed plane. Meanwhile, a public inquiry is launched into the Teeside disaster. While Dawkins makes sincere noises about transparency, his cabinet does their best yeah, right face. Its an amazing cast but they talk to each other like theyre explaining politics to Amy Childs. JNR
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Freeview
BBC3
7.0pm Young Apprentice 8.0 Gavin & Stacey 8.30 Gavin & Stacey 9.0 Unsafe Sex In The City. A man with HIV worries he may have contracted syphilis. Last in the series. 10.0 Unzipped 10.45 Family Guy. Brian and Stewie embark on an epic journey. 11.10 Family Guy. Peter searches for his real father. 11.30 American Dad! Stan is given pills that enable him to stay awake all night. 11.50 American Dad! Roger spends time with another family. 12.15 Unsafe Sex In The City 1.15 Unzipped 2.0 Gavin & Stacey 2.30 Gavin & Stacey 3.0 Russell Howards Good News 3.30 Some Girls. The gang suspects Ambers new boyfriend has a secret. The Buzzcocks 12.20 Shooting Stars 1.0 Al Murrays One Night Stand 1.50 Peep Show

ITV3
6.0am Heartbeat 6.55 The Royal 8.0 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 9.0 The Store 10.0 Barbara 10.30 Man About The House 11.0 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 12.05 Wyclie 1.15 Heartbeat 2.15 The Royal 3.20 Murder, She Wrote 4.20 Barbara 4.50 Duty Free 5.20 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Rosemary & Thyme 9.0 Doc Martin 10.0 Murderland 11.0 Law & Order: UK 12.0 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 1.05 Duty Free 1.35 Flowers Uncut With Je Leatham 2.0 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping

E4
6.0am Switched 6.45 Smallville 7.25 One Tree Hill 8.15 Scrubs 9.10 Smallville 10.10 Ugly Betty 11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.0 Scrubs 12.30 Hollyoaks 1.0 How I Met Your Mother 2.0 The Big Bang Theory 3.0 Scrubs 4.0 Ugly Betty 5.0 How I Met Your Mother 6.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.0 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.0 The Big Bang Theory 9.30 The Work Experience 10.0 The Inbetweeners 11.05 Rude Tube: All Things Weird And Wonderful 12.10 The Big Bang Theory 1.05 How I Met Your Mother 1.35 Scrubs 2.0 Mists 2.55 Balls Of Steel Australia 3.50 90210 4.30 One Tree Hill 5.15 Switched

ITV4
6.0am The Professionals 6.50 Batman 7.15 Batman 7.40 The Fall Guy 8.40 Minder 9.40 Worlds Wildest Police Videos 10.35 The Professionals 11.35 The Saint 12.40 Minder 1.40 Cheers 2.15 Cheers 2.50 The Fall Guy 3.50 Batman 4.20 Batman 4.55 The Professionals 5.55 Minder 7.0 Cheers 7.30 Cheers 8.0 The Sweeney 9.0 River Monsters 10.0 Hamish & Andys Euro Gap Year 11.05 Nitro Circus 11.30 Nitro Circus 12.0 Real Prison Breaks 1.0 The Sweeney 2.0 The Saint 2.50 ITV4 Nightscreen 3.0 The Store

BBC4
7.0pm World News Today 7.0 Weather 7.30 Timothy Spall: All At Sea. The actor explores the Yorkshire coast. 8.0 Britains Best Drives. Richard Wilson explores the Wye Valley and Forest of Dean. 8.30 Tales From The Wild Wood. 9.0 *Breakfast, Lunch And Dinner. The history of the traditional British lunch. 10.0 *Getting On Den is playing games. 10.30 Pavlopetri The City Beneath The Waves. Archaeologists investigate the worlds oldest submerged city. 11.30 Apples: British To The Core. How Britain has helped shape the apple. 12.30 Britains Best Drives 1.0 Tales From The Wild Wood 1.30 Getting On 2.0 Breakfast, Lunch And Dinner

5USA
6.0am Teleshopping 12.0 Dharma & Greg 12.25 Numb3rs 1.25 Patricia Cornwells The Front (2010) 3.05 Law & Order 4.05 Flood: A Rivers Rampage (1997) 6.0 Law & Order 6.55 Inside Hollywood 7.0 CSI: Miami 8.0 CSI: NY 9.0 Body Of Proof 10.0 Human Target 11.0 True Justice 12.0 True Justice 1.0 Sons Of Anarchy 3.0 Teleshopping

S4C Digital
7.0am Cyw Y Dywysoges Fach 7.10 Cymylaubychain 7.25 Ty Cyw 7.40 Octonots 7.50 Peppa 8.0 Meic Y Marchog 8.15 Cei Bach 8.30 Tomos Ai Ffrindiau 8.40 Bobi Jac 9.0 Gel A Fon 9.05 Igam Ogam 9.20 Pingu 9.30 Ben A Mali Au Byd Bach O Hud 9.40 Popir Gath 10.0 Wibli Sochyn Y Mochyn 10.10 Heini 10.25 Cled 10.35 Myn Y Mul 10.45 Wm 11.0 Y Dywysoges Fach 11.10 Cymylaubychain 11.25 Y Diwrnod Mawr 11.40 Octonots 11.50 Peppa 12.0 Meic Y Marchog 12.15 Hafod Haul 12.30 Tomos Ai Ffrindiau 12.40 Bobi Jac 1.0 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Brwydr Y Fwydlen 2.0 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 3.0 Cyw Igi, Tigi, Bip A Bop 3.30 Y Dywysoges Fach 3.40 ABC 4.0 Sbridiri 4.20 Peppa 4.30 Awr Fawr Cyw 5.30 Stwnsh Tag To 5.40 Y Lit 6.0 Ffeil 6.10 Rownd A Rownd 6.35 Pobol Y Cwm 6.35 Penawdau Newyddion 7.0 Heno 7.30 Newyddion Ar Tywydd 7.55 Calon: Y Llyfr Mwyaf Poenus Yn Byd 8.0 Pobol Y Cwm 8.25 Pobol Y Cwm 8.25 Penawdau Newyddion 9.0 Fferm Ffactor 9.30 CF99 10.0 Alys 10.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 11.05 Rygbir Colegau 12.40 Y Dydd Yn Y Cynulliad

More4
8.55am Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 10.0 Channel 4 Presents Hannah 10.05 River Cottage Bites 10.15 D-Day: Time Team Special 11.20 20 Million Miles To Earth (1957) 1.0 Time Team Special: Journey To Stonehenge 2.05 The Sommes Secret Weapon: A Time Team Special 3.10 Relocation, Relocation 4.15 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.20 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.20 Come Dine With Me 7.30 Hughs 3 Good Things 8.0 Sarah Beenys Selling Houses 9.0 24 Hours In A&E 10.0 One Born Every Minute 11.10 Embarrassing Bodies 12.15 Come Dine With Me 1.15 24 Hours In A&E 2.25 One Born Every Minute

CBBC
7.0am Arthur 7.25 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 7.40 Newsround 7.45 Horrible Histories; Newsround 8.20 Wingin It 8.45 Bear Behaving Badly 9.05 Danis House 9.35 Wild Tales 10.05 Richard Hammonds Blast Lab 10.30 Dead Gorgeous 11.0 Hounded 11.25 OOglies 11.40 Trapped Ever After 12.10 My Genius Idea 12.35 Danis House 1.05 The Revenge Files Of Alistair Fury 1.35 Copycats 2.05 Bear Behaving Badly 2.30 Wild Tales 3.0 Arthur 3.10 Shaun The Sheep; Newsround 3.20 Pet Squad 3.30 Science Fiction 3.35 Dennis And Gnasher 3.45 League Of Super Evil 4.0 ScoobyDoo! Mystery Incorporated; Newsround 4.30 Junior MasterChef 5.0 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 5.15 Nightmares Of Nature 5.45 Operation Ouch! 6.15 The 4 OClock Club 6.45 Dance Download; Newsround

ITV2
6.0am Emmerdale 6.25 Nanny 911 7.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 8.10 Judge Judy 9.25 The Real Housewives Of New York City 11.30 Judge Judy 12.0 Emmerdale 12.30 Nanny 911 1.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City 4.35 The Real Housewives Of New York City 5.30 Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! 6.35 Youve Been Framed! 7.0 Gossip Girl 8.0 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 8.30 Youve Been Framed! 9.0 Girlfri3nds 10.0 Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.05 Switch 12.10 Curly Sue (1991) 2.05 Coronation Street 2.30 Teleshopping

Dave
7.0am Dragons Den 8.0 The Gadget Show 9.0 Top Gear 10.0 Dragons Den 11.0 Fifth Gear 12.0 The Gadget Show 1.0 Top Gear 3.0 Fifth Gear 4.0 Dragons Den 5.0 Top Gear 7.0 Never Mind The Buzzcocks 7.40 QI 8.20 Red Dwarf 9.0 QI XL 10.0 Al Murrays One Night Stand 11.0 QI 11.40 Never Mind

Yesterday
6.0am International Terrorism Since 1945 6.25 The World At War 7.10 Nazi Collaborators 8.0 Antiques Roadshow 9.0 Find My Past 10.0 All Creatures Great And Small 11.0 The World At War 12.0 Time Team 1.0 Find My Past 2.0 Antiques

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Roadshow 2.50 Dan Snows Norman Walks 3.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 4.0 All Creatures Great And Small 5.0 Filthy Cities 6.0 Dan Snows Norman Walks 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 8.0 Time Team 9.0 Museum Secrets 10.0 Maas Greatest Hits 11.0 The World At War 12.0 Find My Past 1.0 Time Team 2.0 Nazi Collaborators

Satellite & Cable

Comedy Central
8.0am Two And A Half Men 9.0 Friends 9.30 Friends 11.0 Two And A Half Men 12.0 Friends 1.0 Scrubs 2.0 Two And A Half Men 4.0 Scrubs 4.30 Friends 6.0 Two And A Half Men 7.0 Mike & Molly 7.30 Friends 9.0 Mike & Molly 9.30 Anger Management 10.0 The Oce: An American Workplace 10.30 South Park 11.0 Jack Dee Live At The Apollo 12.0 South Park 1.0 Two And A Half Men 2.0 Friends 2.30 30 Rock 2.55 The King Of Queens 3.45 Frasier 4.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 5.0 Teleshopping

pick of the day

Breakfast, Lunch And Dinner 9pm, BBC4

The opinionated, entertaining Clarissa Dickson Wright continues her exploration of our daily eating habits. This time shes tackling lunch, which she declares the most important meal of the day, and shes critical of current attitudes that treat it disrespectfully. To prove her point, shes soon tucking into a meal at a chop house similar to ones that thrived in London during Victorian times. She also examines the meal during the medieval period, and traces the appearance of luncheon to the later 18th century. MS

Film
Film4
11.0am Blithe Spirit (1945) 12.55 Battleground (1949) 3.15 The Gunghter (1950) 4.55 The Bedford Incident (1965) 6.55 Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009) 9.0 Once Upon A Time In The The Midlands (2002) 11.05 Scouting Book For Boys (2009) 12.55 Chalk 1.15 Deep End (1970) 3.05 Baby

Discovery
6.0am Mutant Planet 7.0 Stephen Hawkings Universe 8.0 Gold Rush 9.0 The First World War 10.0 Auction Hunters 10.30 Auction Kings 11.0 American Guns 12.0 Gold Rush 1.0 Gold Rush Aftershow 2.0 Hitlers Henchmen 3.0 The First World War 4.0 Auction Hunters 4.30 Auction Kings 5.0 American Guns 6.0 Mythbusters 7.0 Gold Rush 8.0 Gold Rush Aftershow 9.0 Fast n Loud 10.0 The Devils Ride 11.0 Wheeler Dealers 12.0 Fast n Loud 1.0 The Devils Ride 2.0 American Guns 3.0 Fast n Loud 3.50 The Devils Ride 4.40 Discovery Atlas: South Africa Revealed 5.30 Meerkat Manor

Sky Movies Indie

8.0am Burke And Hare (2010) 9.35 Another Happy Day (2011) 11.35 The Thin Red Line (1998) 2.30 Made In Dagenham (2010) 4.25 Bend It Like Beckham (2002) 6.20 Burke And Hare (2010) 8.0 Made In Dagenham (2010) 10.0 Bend It Like Beckham (2002) 11.55 Super (2010) 1.35 The Rules Of Attraction (2002) 3.30 Sisters & Brothers (2011)

Getting On 10pm, BBC4

FX Sky Movies Premiere

10.0am Immortals (2011) 12.0 Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix: Sky Movies Special 12.15 Resistance (2011) 2.0 Deck The Halls (2011) 3.45 The Nutcracker (2009) 5.45 The Lady (2011) 8.0 The Decoy Bride (2011) 9.45 Immortals (2011) 11.50 Clone (2010) 2.0 Justin Timberlake: The Big Interview 8.0am Babylon 5 9.0 Babylon 5 10.0 Law & Order 11.0 Law & Order 12.0 NCIS 1.0 NCIS 2.0 Leverage 3.0 Burn Notice 4.0 Law & Order 5.0 Law & Order 6.0 Leverage 7.0 NCIS 8.0 NCIS 9.0 American Horror Story: Asylum 10.0 The Walking Dead 11.0 The Booth At The End 11.30 Family Guy 12.0 Family Guy 12.30 American Dad! 1.0 American Dad! 1.30 Arrested Development 2.30 The Listener 3.30 Braquo 4.30 Arrested Development 5.0 Teleshopping
Gallows humour must be part of working in a hospital, but its testament to the quality of Getting On that more of the comedy derives from the characters than their particular situation. In tonights episode, the mood is mixed in the ward. Kim (Jo Brand) is on the verge of chucking in her degree course, while Den is buoyant thanks to her pregnancy and recent romantic trip to Norway. When the Pediatric Oncology unit has a Christmas card competition, however, a submission from the ward threatens to set o a data protection landmine that the terrifying Megan takes upon herself to defuse. JR

Sony Movie Channel

8.30am Midwives (2001) 10.15 Blue Moon (1999) 12.05 Fatal Contact: Bird Flu In America (2006) 1.45 The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (1982) 3.45 Dawn Anna (2005) 5.30 Finding Forrester (2000) 8.10 Broadway Danny Rose (1984) 10.0 Autumn In New York (2001) 12.10 No Way Back (1995) 1.55 Castaway (1986) 4.15 Sony Movie Previews 4.30 Teleshopping

GOLD
6.0am The Liver Birds 6.30 Sykes 7.0 The Brittas Empire 7.35 The Liver Birds 8.15 Sykes 9.0 As Time Goes By 9.40 To The Manor Born 10.20 Ever Decreasing Circles 11.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.20 Going Straight 1.0 My Family 2.20 Only Fools And Horses 3.0 As Time Goes By 3.40 To The Manor Born 4.20 Ever Decreasing Circles 5.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.20 Going Straight 7.0 My Family 8.20 Only Fools And Horses 9.0 Eric & Ernie 11.0 Im Alan Partridge 11.40 Early Doors 12.20 Eric & Ernie 2.0 Im Alan Partridge 2.30 Early Doors
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Mankind: The Story Of All Of Us 10pm, History

Narrated by Stephen Fry, this series is marred a little by its cliched percussive soundtrack and the toobrisk pace at which it traverses aeons of history. Its informative for all that, however; in this opener, we are transported back to the dawn of mankind in the Rift Valley of East Africa and the key innovations that would set us on the road to civilisation, as well as war and disease. These include weapons that kill from a distance as well as farming, conceived by an unknown female in the Middle East. Great cities, great wars and the Pyramids followed. DS

TCM
6.30am Gunsmoke 7.30 The High Chaparral 8.30 The Pearl Of Death (1944) 9.45 The House Of Fear (1945) 11.05 Gunghters Of Casa Grande (1964) 12.50 Gunsmoke 1.55 The High Chaparral 3.0 The Scarlet Claw (1944) 4.20 Sherlock Holmes And The Voice Of Terror (1942) 5.35 The Capture (1950) 7.25 Thunder Over The Plains (1953) 9.0 US Marshals (1998) 11.25 The Jacket (2005) 1.25 US Marshals (1998) 3.40 Roxie Hart (1942) 5.0 The Scarlet Claw (1944)

Syfy
6.0am Smallville 7.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 8.0 Teleshopping 11.0 Smallville 12.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 1.0 A Town Called Eureka 2.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 3.0 2012: Ice Age (2011) 5.0 The Librarian: Return To King Solomons Mines (2006)

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7.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.0 Haven 9.0 The River 10.0 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) 12.10 The Almighty Johnsons 1.10 Star Trek: The Next Generation 2.10 Smallville 3.10 Smallville 4.10 Moby Dick (2010) 11.0 A League Of Their Own 11.30 Trollied 12.0 Ross Kemp: The Invisible Wounded 1.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.0 Glee 2.55 Road Wars 4.10 Stargate SG-1 Pass 8.30 Eredivisie Review Show 9.30 Russian Premier League Review 10.0 ESPN Kicks: Scottish Football 10.15 ESPN Kicks: Serie A 10.30 Planet Speed 11.0 Boxing 12.0 Live Ice Hockey 2.30 FIS Alpine Ski World Cup Report 3.0 Cycling 4.0 ESPN Kicks: Premier League 4.15 International Football 6.0 ESPN Kicks: Extra 6.15 ESPN Kicks: Brasileirao 6.30 ESPN FC Press Pass 7.0 Live International Football 9.30 International Football 11.15 ESPN FC Press Pass 11.45 UFC 154 Countdown Show 12.15 ESPN Kicks: Brasileirao 12.30 Live International Football 2.30 Premier League World 3.0 UFC: The Ultimate Fighter 4.0 UFC: The Ultimate Fighter 5.0 FIS Alpine Ski World Cup Report 5.30 ESPN Game Of The Week

Sky Living
6.0am Americas Next Top Model 7.0 Maury 8.0 Cougar Town 9.0 Jerry Springer 10.0 Nothing To Declare 11.0 Passport Patrol 12.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.0 Criminal Minds 4.0 Passport Patrol 5.0 Nothing To Declare 7.0 Criminal Minds 8.0 Elementary 9.0 Chicago Fire 10.0 Greys Anatomy 11.0 Bones 12.0 Sun, Sea And A&E 1.0 Criminal Minds 1.50 Supernatural 2.40 Medium 3.30 Bones 4.20 Nothing To Declare 5.10 Passport Patrol

Sky Arts 1
6.0am Inside The Actors Studio 7.0 Art Of The Heist 8.0 Living The Life 9.0 Parkinson: Masterclass 10.0 Spectacle: Elvis Costello 11.0 Video Killed The Radio Star 11.30 Rory Gallagher: Irish Tour 1974 1.0 Vertical City 1.30 Architecture School 2.0 Parkinson: Masterclass 3.0 Living The Life 4.0 Video Killed The Radio Star 4.30 Rory Gallagher: Irish Tour 1974 6.0 First Love 7.0 Work Of Art: The Next Great Artist 8.0 Diana Her Story: The Book That Changed Everything 9.0 Nations Best Am Dram 10.0 Becoming Queen 11.20 Queen Rock Montreal 1.20 Nations Best Am Dram 2.20 Work Of Art: The Next Great Artist 3.20 Sky Arts At Turner Contemporary 3.30 First Love 4.30 Vertical City 5.0 In Condence

Watch
6.0am Funniest Pets And People 6.25 MasterChef Australia 7.15 Escape To The Country 8.0 Coast Guard Alaska 9.0 The Bill 11.0 My Family 12.20 Outnumbered 1.0 MasterChef Australia 2.0 Coast Guard Alaska 3.0 Emergency Bikers 4.0 Escape To The Country 5.0 My Family 6.30 MasterChef Australia 8.0 A Gifted Man 9.0 Perception 10.0 Grimm 11.0 Sanctuary 12.0 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 1.20 Coast Guard Alaska 2.15 Trac Cops

Sky Sports 1
6.0am Good Morning Sports Fans 7.0 Good Morning Sports Fans 8.0 Good Morning Sports Fans 9.0 Revista De La Liga 10.0 Premier League Review 11.0 Football Asia 11.30 Revista De La Liga 12.30 Premier League Review 1.30 Football Asia 2.0 Revista De La Liga 3.0 Premier League Review 4.0 Revista De La Liga 5.0 A League Football 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.0 India V England Tour Preview 7.0 Live Darts 11.0 India V England Tour Preview 12.0 International Football 1.0 International Football 2.0 A League Football 2.30 India V England Tour Preview 3.30 Live Test Cricket

Sky Atlantic
6.0am The X Files 7.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 8.0 Star Trek: Voyager 9.0 ER 10.0 The X Files 11.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 12.0 Star Trek: Voyager 1.0 ER 2.0 House 4.0 Star Trek: Voyager 5.0 ER 6.0 House 8.0 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 9.0 The Sopranos 10.05 Boardwalk Empire 11.20 Dont Sit In The Front Row 11.50 The Sopranos 12.55 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 1.55 Flight Of The Conchords 2.30 Dont Sit In The Front Row 3.0 Love/Lust And Holiday Feasts 4.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 5.0 The X Files

Sport
British Eurosport
7.30am GT Academy: Race To Dubai 7.45 Olympic Magazine 8.15 Eurogoals 9.0 Live Futsal 10.30 Futsal 11.30 Live Futsal 1.0 Futsal 2.0 Live Futsal 3.30 MotoGP 4.20 Figure Skating 6.30 Wednesday Selection 6.35 Equestrian 7.35 Equestrian 8.35 Riders Club 8.40 European Tour Golf 9.05 Golf Club 9.10 Alexias Selection 9.15 Sailing 9.45 Yacht Club 9.50 Wednesday Selection 10.0 World Cup World Tour 11.0 Futsal

Sky Sports 2
6.0am Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Thrillseekers 7.0 WWE Vintage Collection 8.0 Ladies European Tour Golf 9.0 Golng World 9.30 British Basketball 11.30 Ladies European Tour Golf 12.30 Golng World 1.0 Trilby Tour Golf 2.0 Sporting Greats 2.30 Golng World 3.0 British Basketball 5.0 Watersports World 6.0 Total Rugby 6.30 Ringside 7.30 Live International Football 10.0 Trans World Sport 11.0 A League Of Their Own 12.0 Ringside 1.0 Darts 5.0 Live European Tour Golf

Sky1
6.0am Airline 7.0 Modern Family 7.30 The Middle 8.0 Dog The Bounty Hunter 9.0 Glee 10.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.0 Glee 3.0 Stargate SG-1 5.0 Raising Hope 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.0 The Glee Project 9.0 Last Resort 10.0 Fringe

ESPN
6.0am International Football 7.45 ESPN Kicks: Premier League 8.0 ESPN FC Press

Terrestrial variations
ANGLIA As ITV BORDER As ITV CENTRAL As ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV GRANADA As ITV GRAMPIAN As ITV except 7.15pm Cornwall With Caroline Quentin (R) 7.45 All Star Mr & Mrs 8.45-9.45 First Dance 10.50 Gone (2007) 12.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 1.253.0 ITV Nightscreen ITV1 WEST As ITV ITV1 WALES As ITV MERIDIAN As ITV CHANNEL As ITV except 1.05am Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime 1.55-3.0 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R) SCOTTISH As ITV except 7.15pm Cornwall With Caroline Quentin (R) 7.45 All Star Mr & Mrs 8.45-9.45 First Dance 10.50 Gone (2007) 12.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 1.25-3.0 ITV Nightscreen ULSTER As ITV except 10.45pm International Football Highlights 11.45 Take Me Out (R) 12.55-3.0 Teleshopping YORKSHIRE As ITV TYNE TEES As ITV BBC1 NORTH 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH EAST 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH WEST 6.30pm7.0 North West Tonight BBC1 SCOTLAND 1.30pm-1.45 Reporting Scotland; Weather 3.0-3.05 BBC News; Weather; Reporting Scotland 6.30-7.0 Reporting Scotland 10.2510.35 Reporting Scotland; Weather 10.45 Holby City 11.45 Film 2012 With Claudia Winkleman 12.15 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 1.0 Salvage (2009) 2.15 Weatherview 2.20-2.50 See Hear (R) BBC1 WALES 1.30pm-1.45 BBC Wales Today; Weather 3.0-3.05 BBC News; Weather; BBC Wales Today 6.30-7.0 BBC Wales Today 10.25-10.35 BBC Wales Today; Weather 10.45 They Sold A Million: Ricky Valance (R) 11.25 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 12.05 Film 2012 With Claudia Winkleman 12.35 Salvage (2009)1.55 Weatherview 2.0 BBC News 2.20-2.50 See Hear (R) BBC1 N IRELAND 1.30pm-1.45 BBC Newsline; Weather 3.0-3.05 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline 6.30-7.0 BBC Newsline 8.59-9.0 BBC Newsline Update 10.25 BBC Newsline; Weather 10.35 David Meade: Make Believe 11.05 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 11.15 International Match Of The Day 11.55 Film 2012 With Claudia Winkleman 12.25 Have I Got A Bit More News For You 1.10-1.15 Where Music Matters (R) BBC2 SCOTLAND 8.25am Bigeil (Squeak!) (R) 8.45 Botannan Araid Uilleim (Williams Wish Wellingtons) (R) 8.50-9.15 Mister Maker Comes To Town (R) 11.0-11.30 Landward (R) 2.15 Wild Walks (R) 2.20 Wild Walks (R) 2.30 Politics Scotland 3.30-4.30 Flog It! (R) 11.0-11.20 Newsnight Scotland BBC2 WALES 2.20am-2.30 BBC News BBC2 N IRELAND 7.59pm-8.0 BBC Weather Update 9.59 BBC Weather Update 10.0-10.30 Spotlight (R) 11.20 The Culture Show 11.50 Great Continental Railway Journeys (R) 12.50 Storyville Knocking On Heavens Door 1.502.0 ABC World News With Diane Sawyer

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Radio Wednesday 14
birthday party. Comedy, written by and starring Will Smith. (R) (2/4) 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 You 6.30 The Radio 1 Breakfast Show With And Yours 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World Nick Grimshaw 10.0 Fearne Cotton 12.45 At One 1.45 In Pursuit Of The Ridiculous. Newsbeat 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 The Ocial Matthew Oates teams up with experts Chart Update With Greg James 4.30 Greg to investigate rare orchids, in particular James 7.0 1Xtra Live In Liverpool 11.0 hybrid plants. (3/5) 2.0 The Archers 1Xtra Live: Liverpool After Party 12.0 Huw (R) 2.15 Afternoon Drama: Two Pipe Stephens 2.0 Benji B 4.0 Dev Problems: I Love A Lassie. Sandy revisits his birthplace in Greenock on Clydeside to collect his Freedom of the City award, only to discover there is someone out to get 88-91 MHz him. (2/2) 3.0 Money Box Live 3.30 All In 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Bruce 12.0 The Mind (R) (3/8) 4.0 Thinking Allowed Jeremy Vine 2.0 Steve Wright In The 4.30 The Media Show 5.0 PM 5.54 (LW) Afternoon 5.0 Simon Mayo 7.0 Mike Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.0 Six Harding 8.0 Jo Whiley 9.30 Listen To The OClock News 6.30 Count Arthur Strongs Band 10.0 The Listeners Archive 11.0 Radio Show! The former variety star goes Trevor Nelsons Soul Show 12.0 Janice shing. Comedy, starring Steve Delaney. Long 2.0 Alex Lester 5.0 Vanessa Feltz (R) (5/6) 7.0 The Archers. Emma hits rock bottom. 7.15 Front Row 7.45 Children In Need: Jesss Story. Jesss recovery is going well, until her close friendship 90.2-92.4 MHz with Maddie takes her in an unexpected 6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Essential Classics 12.0 direction. Broadcast earlier as part of Composer Of The Week: Big Band. Donald Womans Hour. (3/5) 8.0 The Moral Maze Macleod explores the decline of swing and (6/9) 8.45 Four Thought. Ismail Einashe, the birth of big band bebop. (3/5) 12.0 who came to Britain as a child refugee News 1.0 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. from Somalia, reects on the link between Soprano Ruby Hughes sings Schumanns childhood war trauma suered by young Seven Songs, the Heath Quartet plays Somali men and violent gang culture. 9.0 Tippetts Fourth String Quartet and (LW) Frontiers. Dr Yan Wong explores baritone Roderick Williams performs a theories on gender and ageing. (2/6) 9.0 song-cycle by Ireland. 2.0 Afternoon On (FM) Frontiers (2/6) 9.30 Midweek 9.59 3. The BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra Weather 10.0 The World Tonight 10.45 and chief conductor Donald Runnicles Book At Bedtime: The Liars Gospel. perform Bruckners Seventh Symphony and John Wilson leads the BBC Concert Orchestra in Elgar. 3.30 Choral Evensong. Live from Ripon Cathedral. 4.30 In Tune 6.30 Composer Of The Week: Big Band (R) (3/5) 7.30 Radio 3 Live In Concert. From Symphony Hall, Birmingham, Jac van Steen conducts the CBSO in Vicky Featherstone, the formidable Schoenbergs Five Pieces for Orchestra talent who founded the National and Mahlers Seventh Symphony. 10.0 Theatre Of Scotland and is now *Free Thinking Vicky Featherstone readying to take over from Dominic gives a talk on the role of a modern-day Cooke as artistic director of the national theatre in shaping and capturing a countrys identity and history, recorded at Royal Court, is the main event on the Free Thinking Festival. 10.45 The Free tonights Free Thinking (10pm, R3). Featherstone, whose production Thinking Essay: New Generation Thinkers. of Black Watch (based on the Joshua Nall gives a talk on the Victorian testimonies of British soldiers in Iraq) obsession with the planet Mars, recorded won multiple awards, gave a talk on at the Sage Gateshead. (8/10) 11.0 Late the role of modern-day theatre at the Junction 12.30 Through The Night

Radio 1

97.6-99.8 MHz

Radio 2

By Naomi Alderman. Abridged by Sally Marmion. Miryam remembers a bloody Jewish rebellion at the festival of Shauvot. Read by Tracy-Ann Oberman and Tobias Menzies. (3/10) 11.0 Irish Micks And Legends. Yasmine Akram and Aisling Bea create humorous contemporary versions of ancient Irish folk tales. (3/4) 11.15 Living With Mother: Sandy Belle. A man plucks up the courage to leave home and move to the seaside. Comedy drama, starring Tom Goodman-Hill and Alison Steadman. (3/4) 11.30 Today In Parliament 12.0 News And Weather 12.30 Book Of The Week: Former People. By Douglas Smith. Read by Robert Powell. (R) (3/5) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 World Service News 1.06 World Brieng. Correspondents reports from around the globe.

Radio 4 Extra
Digital
6.0 Orphans In Waiting (5/6) 6.30 White Heat (3/5) 7.0 The Alan Davies Show (4/6) 7.30 Gloomsbury (4/6) 8.0 Hancocks Half Hour (3/14) 8.30 Im Sorry Ill Read That Again (1/14) 9.0 At Home With The Hardys (5/6) 9.30 The Party Line (2/6) 10.0 Daniel Deronda (1/3) 11.0 Chattering (3/3) 11.15 HMS Surprise (1/3) 12.0 Hancocks Half Hour (3/14) 12.30 Im Sorry Ill Read That Again (1/14) 1.0 Orphans In Waiting (5/6) 1.30 White Heat (3/5) 2.0 The Color Purple (3/10) 2.15 Laurence LlewelynBowens Men Of Fashion (8/15) 2.30 Gods Architect: Pugin And The Building Of Romantic Britain (3/5) 2.45 Other Peoples Children (3/10) 3.0 Daniel Deronda (1/3) 4.0 The 4 OClock Show 5.0 Ring Around The Bath (3/6) 5.30 Radio Reunited 5.35 The Alan Davies Show (4/6) 6.0 The Price Of Fear 6.30 The Woman In Black (2/4) 7.0 Hancocks Half Hour (3/14) 7.30 Im Sorry Ill Read That Again (1/14) 8.0 Orphans In Waiting (5/6) 8.30 White Heat (3/5) 9.0 Chattering (3/3) 9.15 HMS Surprise (1/3) 10.0 Comedy Club Gloomsbury (4/6) 10.30 Just Plain Gardening (1/5) 10.45 The Consultants (1/4) 11.0 The Hare Lane Diaries (3/6) 11.30 Laura Solon: Talking And Not Talking (2/6) 12.0 The Price Of Fear 12.30 The Woman In Black (2/4) 1.0 Orphans In Waiting (5/6) 1.30 White Heat (3/5) 2.0 At Home With The Hardys (5/6) 2.30 The Party Line (2/6) 3.0 Daniel Deronda (1/3) 4.0 90 By 90 The Full Set (1/12) 4.15 HMS Surprise (1/3) 5.0 Ring Around The Bath (3/6) 5.30 The Alan Davies Show (4/6)

Radio 3

pick of the day

Radio 4
92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz
6.0 Today 8.31 (LW) Yesterday In Parliament 8.58 (LW) Weather 9.0 Midweek 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 9.45 (FM) Book Of The Week: Former People. The story of the overthrow of the tsarist regime in Russia. (3/5) 10.0 Womans Hour 11.0 From Worcester With Love. Peter White revisits his boarding school for the blind in Worcester by writing and talking to the new year-seven pupils. (1/2) 11.30 Mr And Mrs Smith. The couple talk about Annabelles mothers 60th

Free Thinking festival of ideas earlier this month. How does what we see on stage shape and capture national history and identity? Anne McElvoy chairs the debate. NI

Radio 5 Live
693, 909 kHz
6.0 5 Live Breakfast 10.0 Victoria Derbyshire 12.0 Shelagh Fogarty 2.0 Richard Bacon 4.0 5 Live Drive 7.0 5 Live Sport 7.45 5 Live Sport: International Football 2012-13 10.30 Tony Livesey 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 Morning Reports 5.30 Wake Up To Money

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Thursday 15 Television
BBC1
6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.15 Neighbourhood 6.0 Blues (T) 10.0 Homes Under The Hammer (T) (R) 10.58 BBC News; Weather (T) 11.0 Watchdog Daily (T) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (T) (R) 12.13 BBC News; Weather (T) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) (R) 1.0 BBC News; Weather (T) 1.30 Regional News And Weather (T) 1.45 Doctors (T) 2.15 Escape To The Country (T) (R) 3.0 BBC News; Weather; Regional News (T) 3.05 CBBC Deadly 60 (T) (R) 3.35 Lockie Leonard (T) (R) 4.0 Prank Patrol Down Under (T) (R) 4.25 Leon (T) (R) 4.30 Junior MasterChef (T) 5.0 Newsround (T) 5.15 Pointless (T)

BBC2
CBeebies Zigby (R) 6.10 Finley The Fire Engine (R) 6.20 Little Robots (R) 6.30 64 Zoo Lane (R) 6.45 Chuggington: Badge Quest (R) 6.50 Rastamouse (R) 7.0 CBBC School Of Silence (R) 7.30 Pet Squad (R) 7.40 Eliot Kid (R) 7.55 Newsround 8.0 Whats New Scooby-Doo? (R) 8.25 CBeebies Mister Maker Comes To Town (R) 8.45 I Can Cook With You (R) 9.0 ZingZillas (R) 9.15 Baby Jake (R) 9.25 Dipdap (R) 9.30 Wibbly Pig (R) 9.40 The Koala Brothers (R) 9.50 Big & Small (R) 10.05 Big Barn Farm (R) 10.20 Charlie And Lola (R) 10.30 3rd & Bird (R) 10.40 Waybuloo (R) 11.0 In The Night Garden (R) 11.30 BBC World News 12.0 Animal Park (R) 1.0 Restoration Roadshow (R) 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy (R) 2.15 Weakest Link (R) 3.0 Real Rescues (R) 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Breakaway (R) 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R) 6.0

ITV1
Daybreak (T) 8.30 Lorraine (T) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T) 10.30 This Morning (T) 12.30 Loose Women (T) 1.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 1.55 Local News/ Weather (T) 2.0 Crime Stories (T) 3.0 Dickinsons Real Deal (T) 3.59 Local Weather (T) 4.0 Midsomer Murders (R) 5.0 The Chase (T)

6.00

6.0 6.30 7.0 7.30

BBC News (T) Weather Regional News Programmes (T) The One Show (T) EastEnders (T) Lucy and Zainab plot to get Syed and Christian talking, but it may be too late. Tanya makes a shocking discovery. BBC News; Regional News

6.0 Eggheads (T) (R) 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T) 7.0 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (T) Actress Sheila Hancock and broadcaster Sandi Toksvig hunt for antiques on the Isle of Wight. MasterChef: The Professionals (T) Six chefs battle it out in the quarter-nal, demonstrating a dish of their own invention before four of them go on to prepare two courses for a panel of food critics. Great Continental Railway Journeys (T) Michael Portillo travels from Hungary to Austria, visiting Budapest and Bratislava and immersing himself in pre-rst world war decadence in Vienna.

6.0 Local News (T) Weather 6.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 7.0 Emmerdale (T) Hour-long episode. Debbie visits Chas in prison, Val gives Kerry a less than glowing reference, and Gennie tells Nikhil she is perfectly capable of looking after their daughter. 8.0 Coronation Street (T) Rob spoils his reunion with Michelle. 8.30 Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! (T) The surprises keep coming for the celebrities as they nd themselves struggling through another day of hardship Down Under. Ant and Dec present the latest stories from the jungle.

8.00

8.0

9.0

8.0 Young Apprentice (T) The candidates are sent into London with a list of 10 props they must nd, before negotiating the best possible price for each sale. *Hunted Khyber (T) Aidan presses Sam to revisit childhood memories 9.0 of her mothers murder and her own kidnapping, in the hope of understanding why the Hourglass conspirators want her dead.

10.00

10.0 BBC News (T) 10.25 Regional News And Weather (T) 10.35 Question Time (T) David Dimbleby chairs a debate from Corby. 11.35 This Week (T) Andrew Neil and guests discuss political and parliamentary developments from the past seven days. 12.25 EastEnders (T) 1.50 Holiday Weatherview (T) 1.55 Sign Zone Panorama (T) (R) 2.25 Countryle: Forest Of Dean Remembrance (T) (R) 3.20 Antiques To The Rescue (T) (R) 4.20 BBC News BBC World News (T) 4.30 HARDtalk (T) 5.0 BBC News (T) 5.30 World Business Report (T) 5.45 BBC News (T)

10.0 Hebburn She Doesnt Just Give It Away (T) Vicki has her heart broken when Gervaise announces he has big plans. 10.30 Newsnight (T) Weather 11.20 Dara O Briains Science Club (R) 12.20 The Culture Show (R) 12.50 BBC News HARDtalk 1.0 Newsday 1.30 ABC World News With Diane Sawyer 2.0 BBC News 2.30 Asia Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.0 BBC World News 3.30 Asia Business Report 3.45 Sport Today 4.0 BBC Learning Zone Schools: Young Legal Eagles 5.0 Schools William Whiskerson: Fishing 5.10 Once Upon A Time 5.50 Primary Maths Promo Schools TV 5.55 Primary English Promo Schools TV

10.0 ITV News At Ten And Weather (T) 10.30 Local News/Weather (T) 10.35 Corfu: A Tale Of Two Islands (T) A barrister considers a permanent move to Corfu, a man talks about life in the islands agricultural heartland, and a Kavos club promoter provides an insight into her job. 11.05 The Jonathan Ross Show (T) (R) The host welcomes Emmy-winning Homeland star Damian Lewis, and internet sensation Psy, who chats and performs his global hit single Gangnam Style. Last in the series. 12.05 Jackpot247 3.0 Golden Balls (T) (R) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T) (R) 5.30 ITV Morning News (T)

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Channel 4
6.10 The Hoobs (T) (R) 6.35 The Hoobs 6.0 (T) (R) 7.0 Freshly Squeezed (T) 7.30 According To Jim (T) (R) 8.0 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 9.0 Frasier (T) (R) 9.30 Frasier (T) (R) 10.0 Undercover Boss Canada (T) (R) 11.0 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (T) 12.0 Channel 4 News Midday Summary (T) 12.05 SuperScrimpers (T) 12.35 Come Dine With Me (T) (R) 1.35 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (T) 2.40 Countdown (T) 3.30 1001 Things You Should Know (T) 4.0 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.0 Come Dine With Me (T) 5.30 Jamies 15 Minute Meals (T)

Channel 5
Milkshake! Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 6.10 The WotWots (T) (R) 6.20 Fireman Sam (T) 6.30 Jelly Jamm (T) (R) 6.45 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 6.50 Olive The Ostrich (T) 6.55 Little Princess (T) (R) 7.10 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (T) (R) 7.20 The Mr Men Show (T) (R) 7.35 Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 7.45 Noddy In Toyland (T) (R) 8.0 Fi And The Flowertots (T) (R) 8.15 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 8.25 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 8.30 Roary The Racing Car (T) (R) 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas (T) (R) 9.0 Tickety Toc (T) 9.15 The Wright Stu 11.15 The Hotel Inspector (T) (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (T) 12.15 Best House In The Street (T) (R) 1.15 Home And Away (T) 1.45 Neighbours (T) 2.15 CSI: Miami (T) (R) 3.15 A Decent Proposal (Neill Fearnley, 2006) (T) Thriller, starring Jessica Tuck. 5.0 5 News At 5 (T) 5.30 Neighbours (T) (R)

pick of the day

Hunted 9pm, BBC1

Hunteds plot has thickened into an unwieldy stodge, so full of double-crosses and murder that its nigh-on impossible to wade into without becoming seriously stuck. In a way, this morass of detail and intrigue is welcome; here its used to disguise some rather standard bait-and-switch fare as the team try to thwart an assassination attempt. Still, as long as they keep all the plates spinning, give Melissa George a chance to beat some people up and Patrick Malahide some scenery to chew then who needs logic? PON

Everyday 9pm, Channel 4

6.0

The Simpsons (T) Parodies of Charlie Brown, Mad Men and Michael Bays Transformers as Homers vote on election day is misread by a renegade machine. 6.30 Hollyoaks (T) 7.0 Channel 4 News (T) I 7.55 4thought.tv (T) 8.0 Kirsties Vintage Home (T) Kirstie Allsopp and her team create a 1950s-inspired home for Blackburn couple Shaun and Jannine and their boys. *Everyday (T) Michael Winterbottoms drama about a woman taking her young children to visit their father in prison over a period of ve years. Shirley Henderson and John Simm star.

6.0 Home And Away (T) (R) 6.30 5 News At 6.30 (T) 7.0 Rolfs Animal Clinic (T) (R) Equine practice vet Sam Bescoby treats a horse that has an unexplained growth in one of its hooves. 5 News Update 8.0 WW1s Tunnels Of Death: The Big Dig (T) Part two of two. Johan Vandewalle and his crew lower a camera down a German mineshaft close to where one of the worlds largest unexploded bombs is believed to be located. 5 News At 9 *Hatelds & McCoys (T) Frank Philips and his posse arrest several of the Hateld clan in church.
Understated Michael Winterbottom drama, illuminating Britains prisons system. Winterbottoms case study is Ian (John Simm), a young man doing a lengthy stretch. Realising that a prison is an oppressively cloistered arena, Winterbottom directs his cameras towards the lives of Ians family. Shirley Henderson is terric as Ians stoic but haunted wife, and the children four real-life siblings are heartbreaking naturals (Everyday was lmed over ve years to allow the kids to age). All compel as they wait, with fear and anticipation, for the doors to open. AM

9.0

9.0

10.0 Valkyrie (Bryan Singer, 10.50 999: Whats Your Emergency? 2008) (T) Fact-based thriller, (T) (R) re-creating the 1944 plot by rebel 11.50 Random Acts (T) German ocers to assassinate 11.55 Embarrassing Fat Bodies (T) (R) Hitler using a briefcase bomb. Doctors Christian Jessen, Dawn Harper and Pixie McKenna oer Starring Tom Cruise, Kenneth medical advice to people who are Branagh and Bill Nighy. or have been overweight to help 12.25 SuperCasino 4.0 HouseBusters solve issues caused by their shape. (T) (R) 4.25 House Doctor (T) (R) 12.55 Freaky Sleepers (T) (R) 1.50 The 4.45 Michaelas Wild Challenge (T) Forgotten Gunners Of WW1: A (R) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (T) (R) 5.35 Time Team Special (T) (R) 2.45 Wildlife SOS (T) (R) Unreported World: Indonesias Tobacco Children (T) (R) 3.10 Chinese Murder Mystery: Channel 4 Dispatches Special (T) (R) 4.05 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) 5.0 Countdown (T) (R) 5.45 Make Do & Mend (T) (R)

Hatelds & McCoys 9pm, Channel 5

More tit-for-tat murder as Hatelds & McCoys continues. Bounty hunter Bad Frank Phillips and his posse continue to round up members of the Hateld clan at the behest of Bill Paxtons aronted Randall McCoy. But grizzled patriarch William Devil Anse Hateld (Kevin Costner) has a plan in mind to quell the seemingly unstoppable cycle of violence. Theres little sympathy for the pious Randall folk when compared to the Hatelds, who are innitely more whiskeyswilling fun, a rare aw of this otherwise above-par miniseries. BA

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Thursday 15 Digital Television

Freeview
BBC3
7.0pm Top Gear 8.0 The Premier Leagues Most Amazing Moments 9.0 Russell Howards Good News 9.30 *Impractical Jokers New series. Hidden camera show. 10.0 Worlds Craziest Fools 10.30 EastEnders 11.0 Family Guy. Stewie becomes convinced he has skin cancer. 11.25 Family Guy. Quagmire loses his job as a pilot. 11.45 American Dad! Stans favourite foods are made illegal. 12.10 American Dad! Roger becomes chairman of the Homeowners Association. 12.30 Russell Howards Good News 1.0 Impractical Jokers 1.30 Some Girls. The gang suspects Ambers new boyfriend has a secret. 2.0 Unzipped 2.45 The Premier Leagues Most Amazing Moments Good News 11.20 That Mitchell And Webb Look 12.0 Mock The Week 1.20 Storage Hunters 2.05 Russell Howards Good News Murder, She Wrote 4.20 Barbara 4.50 Duty Free 5.20 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 7.0 Murder, She Wrote 8.0 Rosemary & Thyme 9.0 Doc Martin 10.0 Murderland 11.0 Law & Order: UK 12.05 Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007) 2.15 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping

E4
6.0am Switched 6.45 Smallville 7.25 One Tree Hill 8.15 Scrubs 9.15 Smallville 10.10 Ugly Betty 11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.0 Scrubs 12.30 Hollyoaks 1.0 How I Met Your Mother 2.0 The Big Bang Theory 3.0 Scrubs 4.0 Ugly Betty 5.0 How I Met Your Mother 6.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.0 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 2 Broke Girls 9.0 Rude Tube: All Things Weird And Wonderful 10.0 End Of Days (1999) 12.25 The Big Bang Theory 1.25 The Work Experience 1.55 How I Met Your Mother 2.20 Scrubs 2.45 Desperate Housewives 3.30 90210 4.10 Being Erica 4.55 One Tree Hill

ITV4
6.0am The Professionals 6.50 Batman 7.40 The Fall Guy 8.35 Minder 9.40 The Saint 10.40 The Professionals 11.40 The Sweeney 12.40 Minder 1.45 Cheers 2.50 The Fall Guy 3.50 Batman 4.55 The Professionals 6.0 Minder 7.0 Cheers 8.0 Border Security USA 9.0 Nighthawks (1981) 11.0 Bride Of Chucky (1998) 12.50 The Professionals 1.50 Police, Camera, Action! 2.20 Sports Mash: Taking The Mic 2.45 Film File 2.50 ITV4 Nightscreen 3.0 The Store

BBC4
7.0pm World News Today 7.0 Weather 7.30 Top Of The Pops: 1977 8.0 Shock And Awe: The Story Of Electricity. The link between electricity and magnetism. 9.0 The Year The Town Hall Shrank. Were All In This Together. The council tries to reclaim 20m in unpaid tax. Last in the series. 10.0 The First Master Chef: Michel Roux On Escoer. Michel Roux Jr proles his culinary hero. 11.0 Heath V Wilson: The 10-Year Duel. The rivalry between politicians Harold Wilson and Edward Heath. 12.30 Tales From The Wild Wood. Summer arrives in Strawberry Cottage Wood. 1.0 Shock And Awe: The Story Of Electricity: 2.0 Top Of The Pops: 1977 2.35 The Year The Town Hall Shrank

5USA
6.0am Teleshopping 12.0 Dharma & Greg 12.25 Numb3rs 1.25 Prairie Fever (2008) 3.05 Law & Order 4.05 My Neighbours Keeper (2007) 6.0 Law & Order 6.55 Inside Hollywood 7.0 CSI: Miami 8.0 CSI: NY 9.0 CSI: Miami 10.0 NCIS 11.0 Body Of Proof 12.0 CSI: Miami 1.0 SuperCasino

S4C Digital
7.0am Cyw Y Dywysoges Fach 7.10 ABC 7.30 Sbridiri 7.50 Peppa 8.0 Meic Y Marchog 8.15 Sam Tan 8.25 Cwm Rhyd Y Rhosyn 8.30 Tomos Ai Ffrindiau 8.40 Bach A Mawr 9.0 Sali Mali 9.05 Lliw A Llun 9.10 Darllen Da Fi 9.20 Chwarae Clai 9.30 Cled 9.40 Meees 10.0 Mwncin Dweud Mwncin Gwneud 10.05 Dwdlam 10.20 Wibli Sochyn Y Mochyn 10.35 Byd Begw Bwt 10.40 Myn Y Mul 11.0 Y Dywysoges Fach 11.10 Cwm Rhyd Y Rhosyn 11.20 Heulwen A Lleu 11.30 Bla Bla Blewog 11.40 Sam Tan 11.50 Peppa 12.0 Meic Y Marchog 12.15 Marcaroni 12.30 Tomos Ai Ffrindiau 12.40 Bach A Mawr 1.0 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Ar Lafar 2.0 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 3.0 Stwnsh Igi, Tigi, Bip A Bop 3.30 Y Dywysoges Fach 3.40 Abadas 3.55 Octonots 4.05 Pentre Bach 4.20 Peppa 4.30 Awr Fawr Cyw 5.30 Stwnsh Hendre Hurt 5.45 Hip Neu Sgip? 6.20 Ffeil 6.30 Pobol Y Cwm 6.30 Penawdau Newyddion 7.0 Heno 7.30 Newyddion Ar Tywydd 7.55 Calon: Ed Griths, Achubwr Bywyd 8.0 Pobol Y Cwm 8.25 Brwydr Y Fwydlen 8.25 Penawdau Newyddion 9.0 Traed Lan 9.30 Ralio+ 10.30 Y Lle 10.55 Penawdau Newyddion 11.05 Coaur Cymry: Irac Ac Aganistan 11.40 Y Dydd Yn Y Cynulliad

More4
8.55am Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 10.0 Channel 4 Presents Nathan 10.05 Time Team 11.10 The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951) 1.0 Time Team 2.05 Wars Of The Roses: A Time Team Special 3.10 Relocation, Relocation: Its Never Too Late 4.15 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.20 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.20 Come Dine With Me 7.30 Hughs 3 Good Things 8.0 Grand Designs 9.0 Scandal 10.0 *Southland 10.55 Embarrassing Bodies 12.0 Come Dine With Me 1.05 Scandal 2.0 Southland 2.55 Embarrassing Bodies

CBBC
7.0am Arthur 7.10 Arthur 7.25 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 7.40 Newsround 7.45 Horrible Histories; Newsround 8.20 Wingin It 8.45 Bear Behaving Badly 9.05 Sadie J 9.35 Wild Tales 10.05 Richard Hammonds Blast Lab 10.30 Dead Gorgeous 11.0 Hounded 11.25 OOglies 11.40 Trapped Ever After 12.10 My Genius Idea 12.35 Sadie J 1.05 The Revenge Files Of Alistair Fury 1.35 Copycats 2.05 Bear Behaving Badly 2.30 Wild Tales 3.0 Arthur 3.10 Shaun The Sheep; Newsround 3.20 Pet Squad 3.30 Science Fiction 3.35 Dennis And Gnasher 3.45 League Of Super Evil 4.0 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated; Newsround 4.30 Junior MasterChef 5.0 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 5.15 Leonardo 5.45 Blue Peter 6.15 The Sparticle Mystery 6.45 Dance Download; Newsround

ITV2
6.0am Emmerdale 6.25 Nanny 911 7.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 8.10 Judge Judy 9.25 The Real Housewives Of New York City 11.30 Judge Judy 12.0 Emmerdale 12.30 The Corrie Years 1.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City 5.30 Im A Celebrity: Jungle Royalty 6.30 Youve Been Framed! 8.0 The X Factor USA 10.0 Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.0 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 11.30 Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) 1.35 Winners & Losers 2.20 Teleshopping 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen

Yesterday
6.0am International Terrorism Since 1945 6.25 The World At War 7.10 Nazi Collaborators 8.0 Museum Secrets 9.0 Antiques Roadshow 10.0 All Creatures Great And Small 11.0 Battleplan 12.0 Time Team 1.0 Museum Secrets 2.0 Antiques Roadshow 2.50 South Africa Walks 3.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 4.0 All Creatures Great And Small 5.0 Museum Secrets 6.0 South Africa Walks 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 8.0 Time Team 9.0 History Cold Case 10.0 Instruments

Dave
7.0am Dragons Den 8.0 Storage Hunters 9.0 Top Gear 10.0 Dragons Den 11.0 Storage Hunters 12.0 The Gadget Show 1.0 Top Gear 3.0 Storage Hunters 4.0 Dragons Den 5.0 Top Gear 7.0 Storage Hunters 8.0 Top Gear 9.0 Mock The Week 10.20 Russell Howards

ITV3
6.0am Heartbeat 6.55 The Royal 8.0 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 9.0 The Store 10.0 Barbara 10.35 Man About The House 11.0 The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 12.05 Wyclie 1.15 Heartbeat 2.15 The Royal 3.20

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Of Death 11.0 Battleplan 12.0 Time Team 1.0 Antiques Roadshow 2.0 Nazi Collaborators

Film
Film4
11.0am Bamako (2006) 1.20 Across The Wide Missouri (1951) 2.55 Merrills Marauders (1962) 4.50 The Password Is Courage (1962) 7.05 Volcano (1997) 9.0 Brassed O (1996) 11.10 Weekend (2011) 1.05 Rita, Sue And Bob Too (1987) 2.55 Love Me Or Leave Me Alone

Live & Laughing 11.50 South Park 12.50 Two And A Half Men 1.45 Friends 2.35 30 Rock 2.55 The King Of Queens 3.45 Frasier 4.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 5.0 Teleshopping

pick of the day

Discovery
6.0am Mutant Planet 7.0 Stephen Hawkings Universe 8.0 Gold Rush 9.0 World War Two: The Complete History 10.0 Auction Hunters 10.30 Auction Kings 11.0 American Guns 12.0 Fast n Loud 1.0 Fifth Gear 1.30 Fifth Gear 2.0 Hitlers Henchmen 3.0 World War Two: The Complete History 4.0 Auction Hunters 4.30 Auction Kings 5.0 American Guns 6.0 Mythbusters 7.0 One Car Too Far 8.0 Gold Rush 9.0 Battle Castle With Dan Snow 10.0 How We Invented The World 11.0 Wheeler Dealers 12.0 Battle Castle With Dan Snow 1.0 How We Invented The World 2.0 American Guns 3.0 Battle Castle With Dan Snow 3.50 How We Invented The World 4.40 Discovery Atlas: South Africa Revealed 5.30 Meerkat Manor

Impractical Jokers 9.30pm, BBC3

The hidden camera show is given a cruel twist in Impractical Jokers, awarded a full run here after a pilot earlier in the year. Here the stooge thrown out into the general public is forced to perform increasingly embarrassing acts of humiliation at the hands of the other performers in the show, who gleefully order fellow cast members to do the unspeakable through an earpiece while watching them squirm on a monitor. Joel Dommett, Roisin Conaty, Paul McCarey and Marek Larwood are the victims/perpetrators. BA

Sky Movies Indie

8.0am City Island (2009) 9.55 13 Assassins (2010) 12.10 Donnie Darko (2001) 2.10 Win Win (2011) 4.10 The Rum Diary (2011) 6.15 Everything Must Go (2010) 8.0 Win Win (2011) 10.0 The Rum Diary (2011) 12.05 Donnie Darko (2001) 2.05 Everything Must Go (2010) 3.45 Worlds Greatest Dad (2009)

Sky Movies Premiere

10.0am Immortals (2011) 12.0 The Top Ten Show 12.15 Deck The Halls (2011) 2.0 Resistance (2011) 3.45 Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1 Special 4.15 The Nutcracker (2009) 6.15 The Decoy Bride (2011) 8.0 Immortals (2011) 10.0 The Lady (2011) 12.15 Clone (2010) 2.10 The Top Ten Show

Southland 10pm, More4

More tough, credible, street-level policing as the criminally underseen cop show Southlands fourth season arrives. John Cooper returns to the beat after his painkiller problems and is paired up with Ocer Tang (Lucy Liu in a recurring guest role that won her a Critics Choice award) for evaluation. We see how far Lydia (Regina King) has come when an old neighbour of hers turns up in big trouble and theres another good guest turn from Lou Diamond Phillips as a cop who doesnt care much for the rules and regulations. Faultless, as usual; will this be the season that nally gets people watching it? PON

FX
8.0am Babylon 5 10.0 Law & Order 12.0 NCIS 2.0 Leverage 3.0 Burn Notice 4.0 Law & Order 6.0 Leverage 7.0 NCIS 8.0 NCIS 9.0 Family Guy 9.30 American Dad! 10.0 The Cleveland Show 10.30 Family Guy 11.0 The Booth At The End 11.30 Family Guy 12.0 Family Guy 12.30 American Dad! 1.30 Arrested Development 2.30 The Listener 3.30 Braquo 4.30 Arrested Development 5.0 Teleshopping

Sony Movie Channel

8.30am Swing Vote (1999) 10.20 Sony Movie Previews 10.30 The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (1982) 12.30 Sister Mary Explains It All (2001) 2.05 What Makes A Family (2001) 3.55 The Ballad Of Lucy Whipple (2001) 5.40 Reel Love (2011) 7.25 Dance With Me (1998) 10.0 Castaway (1986) 12.25 Happy Endings (2005) 3.0 Call Me Claus (2001) 4.50 Sony Movie Previews 5.0 Teleshopping

GOLD
6.0am The Liver Birds 6.30 Sykes 7.0 The Brittas Empire 7.40 The Liver Birds 8.20 Sykes 9.0 As Time Goes By 9.40 To The Manor Born 10.20 Ever Decreasing Circles 11.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 11.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.20 Going Straight 1.0 My Family 1.40 My Family 2.20 Only Fools And Horses 3.0 As Time Goes By 3.40 To The Manor Born 4.20 Ever Decreasing Circles 5.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.20 Going Straight 7.0 My Family 7.40 My Family 8.20 Only Fools And Horses 9.0 Men Behaving Badly 9.40 Men Behaving Badly 10.20 Yes, Prime Minister 11.0 Im Alan Partridge 11.40 Early Doors 12.20 Men Behaving Badly 1.0 Men Behaving Badly 1.30 Yes, Prime Minister 2.0 Im Alan Partridge 2.30 Early Doors

Falcon 10pm, Sky Atlantic

TCM
6.15am Gunsmoke 7.15 The High Chaparral 8.15 Sherlock Holmes And The Voice Of Terror (1942) 9.30 The Capture (1950) 11.15 Thunder Over The Plains (1953) 12.50 Gunsmoke 1.55 The High Chaparral 3.0 Sherlock Holmes And The Secret Weapon (1942) 4.15 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes (1939) 5.55 The Hallelujah Trail (1965) 9.0 Passenger 57 (1992) 10.35 My Cousin Vinny (1992) 12.55 The Yakuza (1974) 3.0 My Cousin Vinny (1992) 5.0 Sherlock Holmes And The Secret Weapon (1942)

Syfy

Satellite & Cable

Comedy Central
8.0am Two And A Half Men 9.0 Friends 11.0 Two And A Half Men 12.0 Friends 1.0 Scrubs 2.0 Two And A Half Men 4.0 Scrubs 4.30 Friends 6.0 Two And A Half Men 7.0 Mike & Molly 7.30 Friends 9.0 Jack Dee Live At The Apollo 10.0 Threesome 10.30 Michael McIntyre:

6.0am Smallville 7.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 8.0 Teleshopping 11.0 Smallville 12.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 1.0 A Town Called Eureka 2.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 3.0 Final Days Of Planet Earth 5.0 Almighty Thor (2011) 7.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.0 A Town Called Eureka 9.0 A Town Called Eureka 10.0 Continuum 11.0 The River 12.0 Black Forest (2012) 1.50

New detective drama set in Seville, based on Robert Wilsons best-selling novels. Its an all-star British-speaking cast pretending to be Spanish, sans accents, in Spain. Marton Csokas (your mum will love him) plays the brooding detective with a troubled past Javier Falcn, Emilia Fox is his ex-wife and Hayley Atwell the young widow in tonights grizzly murder case. In graphic scenes, a wealthy man is tortured and dispatched and Falcn is brought in to coldy survey the evidence while thinking about something else. An extremely absorbing opener. JNR

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Thursday 15 Digital Television

Continuum 2.50 Star Trek: The Next Generation 4.10 Final Days Of Planet Earth

Sky Arts 1
6.0am Inside The Actors Studio 7.0 Work Of Art: The Next Great Artist 8.0 Diana Her Story: The Book That Changed Everything 9.0 First Love 10.0 Becoming Queen 11.20 Queen Rock Montreal 1.20 COI Design For Today 1.30 Fame In The Frame 2.0 Art And The City 2.30 Vertical City 3.0 Diana Her Story: The Book That Changed Everything 4.0 Video Killed The Radio Star 4.30 Becoming Queen 5.50 Beat Beat Beat 6.0 All You Need Is Love 7.0 Big Ideas For A Small Planet 7.30 Dead Art 8.0 Mariellas Book Show 9.0 Playhouse Presents: The Man 9.30 Onion News Network 10.0 Johnny Cash: The Anthology 11.0 Johnny Cash Live At Montreux 12.0 Mariellas Book Show 1.0 Inside The Actors Studio 2.0 All You Need Is Love 3.0 Big Ideas For A Small Planet 3.30 Dead Art 4.0 Onion News Network 4.30 Playhouse Presents: The Man 5.0 In Condence

The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 The Middle 8.30 Modern Family 9.0 Spy 9.30 Trollied 10.0 A League Of Their Own 11.0 Road Wars 12.0 Road Wars 1.0 Road Wars 2.0 Road Wars 2.55 Road Wars 3.50 Road Wars 4.20 Stargate SG-1 5.10 Stargate SG-1

Davis Cup Tennis 6.15 Figure Skating 8.15 MotoGP 9.45 International Football 10.30 World Cup World Tour 11.30 Poker

ESPN
6.0am ESPN Kicks: MLS 6.30 International Football 8.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 8.30 Premier League World 9.0 International Football 10.45 ESPN Kicks: Extra 11.0 Mazda Championship Racing 12.0 ESPN Kicks: MLS 12.30 ESPN Game Of The Week 1.0 Premier League World 1.30 ESPN FC Press Pass 2.0 International Football 3.30 ESPN Kicks: MLS 4.0 ESPN Kicks: Brasileirao 4.15 International Football 6.0 French Ligue 1 Preview 6.30 Goal! Bundesliga Preview 7.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 7.30 Live FA Cup Football 10.0 ESPN Exclusive Interviews 10.30 ESPN Kicks: MLS 11.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 11.30 UFC: The Ultimate Fighter 12.30 UFC Primetime: St-Pierre V Condit 1.0 International Football 2.30 International Football 4.15 French Ligue 1 Preview 4.45 Goal! Bundesliga Preview 5.15 FIBA Basketball 5.45 ESPN Kicks: Extra

Sky Living
6.0am Americas Next Top Model 7.0 Maury 8.0 Cougar Town 8.30 Cougar Town 9.0 Jerry Springer 10.0 Nothing To Declare 10.30 Nothing To Declare 11.0 Passport Patrol 11.30 Passport Patrol 12.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.0 Criminal Minds 3.0 Criminal Minds 4.0 Passport Patrol 4.30 Passport Patrol 5.0 Nothing To Declare 5.30 Nothing To Declare 6.0 Nothing To Declare 6.30 Nothing To Declare 7.0 Criminal Minds 8.0 Americas Next Top Model 9.0 Tourettes On The Job 10.0 Criminal Minds 11.0 Bones 12.0 Sun, Sea And A&E 1.0 Greys Anatomy 1.50 Supernatural 2.40 Medium 3.30 Bones 4.20 Nothing To Declare 4.45 Nothing To Declare 5.10 Passport Patrol

Sky Atlantic
6.0am The X Files 7.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 8.0 Star Trek: Voyager 9.0 ER 10.0 The X Files 11.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 12.0 Star Trek: Voyager 1.0 ER 2.0 House 3.0 House 4.0 Star Trek: Voyager 5.0 ER 6.0 House 7.0 House 8.0 Urban Secrets 9.0 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 10.0 *Falcon 11.0 Dont Sit In The Front Row 11.30 BrandX With Russell Brand 12.0 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 1.0 The Wire 2.15 The Mortied Sessions 2.45 Love/ Lust And Breakfast 3.45 Blue Bloods: Meet The Characters 4.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 5.0 The X Files

Watch
6.10am MasterChef Australia 7.15 Escape To The Country 8.0 Coast Guard Alaska 9.0 The Bill 10.0 The Bill 11.0 My Family 11.40 My Family 12.20 Outnumbered 1.0 MasterChef Australia 2.30 Bondi Rescue 3.0 Emergency Bikers 4.0 Escape To The Country 5.0 My Family 5.40 My Family 6.20 Outnumbered 7.0 MasterChef Australia 8.0 Perception 9.0 Emergency Bikers 10.0 Trac Cops 11.0 Paranormal Witness 12.0 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 12.40 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 1.20 Coast Guard Alaska 2.15 Trac Cops

Sky Sports 1
6.0am Live Test Cricket 12.0 Ringside 1.0 International Football 2.0 International Football 3.0 International Football 4.0 International Football 5.0 Test Cricket 7.0 Live Darts 11.0 Ringside 12.0 The Rugby Club 1.0 The Footballers Football Show 2.30 Ringside 3.25 Premier League World 3.55 Live Test Cricket

Sky Sports 2
6.0am Live European Tour Golf 9.0 Live European Tour Golf 10.30 Inside The PGA Tour 11.0 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.30 FIBA Basketball 12.0 Trans World Sport 1.0 Total Rugby 1.30 Live European Tour Golf 3.30 Inside The PGA Tour 4.0 Trans World Sport 5.0 NFL: Total Access 6.0 ATP Tour Uncovered 6.30 Premier League World 7.0 Ringside 8.0 Test Cricket 10.0 The Footballers Football Show 11.30 Premier League World 12.0 NFL: Total Access 1.0 Live NFL 4.30 Sky Sports Classics 4.45 Sky Sports Classics 5.0 Live European Tour Golf

Sky1
6.0am Airline 6.30 Airline 7.0 Modern Family 7.30 The Middle 8.0 Dog The Bounty Hunter 8.30 Dog The Bounty Hunter 9.0 Glee 10.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.0 Glee 3.0 Stargate SG-1 4.0 Stargate SG-1 5.0 Futurama 5.30 Futurama 6.0 Raising Hope 6.30 The Simpsons 7.0

Sport
British Eurosport
7.35am Inside WTCC 8.0 Horse Racing Time 8.15 International Football 9.0 International Football 10.0 International Football 10.45 World Cup World Tour 11.45 International Football 12.30 International Football 1.30 International Football 2.15 Davis Cup Tennis 4.15

Terrestrial variations
ANGLIA As ITV BORDER As ITV CENTRAL As ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV GRANADA As ITV GRAMPIAN As ITV except 12.05am-5.30 The Nightshift ITV1 WEST As ITV ITV1 WALES As ITV except 10.35pm Welsh Heroes Of World War II 11.05-12.05 Sharp End MERIDIAN As ITV CHANNEL As ITV except 12.05am The Way We Were 12.30 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime 1.20 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime 2.10-3.0 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime (R) SCOTTISH As ITV except 12.05am-5.30 The Nightshift ULSTER As ITV except 12.05am Corfu: A Tale Of Two Islands 12.35 Teleshopping 2.35-3.0 Music From The Archive (R) YORKSHIRE As ITV TYNE TEES As ITV BBC1 NORTH 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH EAST 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH WEST 6.30pm-7.0 North West Tonight BBC1 SCOTLAND 1.30pm-1.45 Reporting Scotland; Weather 3.0-3.05 BBC News; Weather; Reporting Scotland 6.30-7.0 Reporting Scotland 10.25-10.35 Reporting Scotland; Weather BBC1 WALES 1.30pm1.45 BBC Wales Today; Weather 3.0-3.05 BBC News; Weather; BBC Wales Today 6.30-7.0 BBC Wales Today 10.25-10.35 BBC Wales Today; Weather BBC1 N IRELAND 1.30pm1.45 BBC Newsline; Weather 3.0-3.05 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline 6.30-7.0 BBC Newsline 8.59-9.0 BBC Newsline Update 10.25 BBC Newsline; Weather 10.35 The View 11.05 Question Time 12.05 This Week 12.551.55 Exploring China: A Culinary Adventure (R) BBC2 SCOTLAND 8.25am Bigeil (Squeak!) (R) 8.45 ran Bho Na Daoine Beaga (Songs Of The Little People) (R) 8.55-9.15 Mister Maker Comes To Town (R) 12.0 Politics Scotland 12.30-1.30 Animal Park (R) 11.0-11.20 Newsnight Scotland BBC2 WALES 11.20pm Made In Wales: The Mob 11.30 Dara O Briains Science Club (R) 12.30-1.0 The Culture Show (R) BBC2 N IRELAND 7.59pm-8.0 BBC Weather Update 9.59-10.0 BBC Weather Update 12.50 Dragons Den (R) 1.50-2.0 ABC World News With Diane Sawyer

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Radio 1
97.6-99.8 MHz
6.30 The Radio 1 Breakfast Show With Nick Grimshaw 10.0 Fearne Cotton 12.45 Newsbeat 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 Greg James 7.0 1Xtra Live In Birmingham 11.0 1Xtra Live: Birmingham After Party 12.0 The Residency: Heidi 2.0 Toddla T 4.0 Dev imprisoned or executed. (4/5) 10.0 (LW) Test Match Special 10.0 (FM) Womans Hour 11.0 Crossing Continents (1/9) 11.30 Words On Water. Mike Greenwood delves into the world of writers, including Luke Jennings and Chris Yates, who use shing to explore human interaction with the environment. 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast 12.04 You And Yours 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World At One 1.45 In Pursuit Of The Ridiculous. Matthew Oates joins mollusc expert Mary Seddon to investigate the increase of the slug fauna in Britain and why more invasive foreign species are thriving. (4/5) 2.0 The Archers (R) 2.15 Afternoon Drama: The Other Simenon. The Venice Train, by Georges Simenon. A man accepts a risky assignment from a stranger, but events take a turn for the worse. Last in the series. (3/3) 3.0 Open Country:. Helen Mark nds out why urban sheep are grazing on Brightons ancient chalk downland areas. (3/14) 3.27 Radio 4 Appeal: Bowel Cancer UK (R) 3.30 Open Book (R) 4.0 The Film Programme 4.30 Material World 5.0 PM 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast 5.57 Weather 6.0 Six OClock News 6.30 Andrew Lawrence: How Did We End Up Like This? The comedian provides a tongue-in-cheek explanation of human development using stand-up routines, sketches and songs. (4/6) 7.0 The Archers. Lynda holds a tense rehearsal. 7.15 Front Row 7.45 Children In Need: Jess Story. Jess makes a quick recovery. Broadcast earlier as part of Womans Hour. (4/5) 8.0 The Report. New series. (1/14) 8.30 The Bottom Line. Last in the series. (9/9) 9.0 Saving Species (R) 9.30 In Our Time 9.59 Weather 10.0 The World Tonight 10.45 Book At Bedtime: The Liars Gospel. By Naomi Alderman. lehuda of Qeriot reminisces about his friendship with Yehoshuah. Abridged by Sally Marmion. (4/10) 11.0 The Headset Set. Sketch show set in a call centre for a mail-order catalogue company, starring Colin Hoult, Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Chizzy Akudolu and Paul Sharma. (3/6) 11.30 Malalas Diary. British teenagers read excerpts from Pakistani schoolgirl Malala Yousafzais blog, and Aasmah Mir presents an update on her recovery in a Birmingham hospital. 12.0 News And Weather 12.30 Book Of The Week: Former People. By Douglas Smith. Read by Robert Powell. (R) (4/5) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 World Service News 1.06 World Brieng

Radio 2
88-91 MHz
6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Bruce 12.0 Jeremy Vine 2.0 Steve Wright In The Afternoon 5.0 Simon Mayo 7.0 Bob Harris Country 8.0 Jo Whiley 10.0 The Rolling Stones At The BBC 11.0 Steve Lamacqs Rock College 12.0 Janice Long 2.0 Alex Lester 5.0 Vanessa Feltz

Radio 3
90.2-92.4 MHz
6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Essential Classics 12.0 Composer Of The Week: Big Band. Donald Macleod and Guy Barker explore developments in the big band sound of the 1950s. (4/5) 12.0 News 1.0 Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. Soprano Ruby Hughes sings a selection of night songs by Schubert and baritone Roderick Williams performs Somervells song-cycle A Shropshire Lad. 2.0 Afternoon On 3. Katie Derham presents Rossinis comic opera Il Signor Bruschino, with soprano Maria Aleida and tenor David Alegret. Plus ballet music by Elgar and Vaughan Williamss Fourth Symphony. 4.30 In Tune 6.30 Composer Of The Week: Big Band (R) (4/5) 7.30 *Radio 3 Live In Concert The BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra performs Karlowiczs Eternal Songs and Prokoevs Fifth Symphony, and Nicola Benedetti joins them for Szymanowskis First Violin Concerto. 10.0 *Free Thinking Philip Dodd chairs a debate on Immigration and the Challenge to Belonging at the Radio 3 Free Thinking Festival, with David Goodhart, Alp Mehmet and Sunder Katwala. 10.45 The Free Thinking Essay: New Generation Thinkers. Sue-Ann Harding, one of Radio 3s New Generation Thinkers, gives a talk on the dierence between expats and immigrants, recorded at the Sage Gateshead. (9/10) 11.0 Late Junction 12.30 Through The Night

Radio 4 Extra
Digital
6.0 Orphans In Waiting (6/6) 6.30 White Heat (4/5) 7.0 Chambers (4/4) 7.30 Andrew Lawrence: How Did We End Up Like This? (3/6) 8.0 Parsley Sidings (2/10) 8.30 Take It From Here 9.0 1834 (5/6) 9.30 Just A Minute 10.0 Daniel Deronda (2/3) 11.0 Made In Bristol (1/3) 11.15 HMS Surprise (2/3) 12.0 Parsley Sidings (2/10) 12.30 Take It From Here 1.0 Orphans In Waiting (6/6) 1.30 White Heat (4/5) 2.0 The Color Purple (4/10) 2.15 Laurence Llewelyn-Bowens Men Of Fashion (9/15) 2.30 Gods Architect: Pugin And The Building Of Romantic Britain (4/5) 2.45 Other Peoples Children (4/10) 3.0 Daniel Deronda (2/3) 4.0 The 4 OClock Show 5.0 King Street Junior (1/8) 5.30 Chambers (4/4) 6.0 The Price Of Fear 6.30 The Woman In Black (3/4) 7.0 Parsley Sidings (2/10) 7.30 Take It From Here 8.0 Orphans In Waiting (6/6) 8.30 White Heat (4/5) 9.0 Made In Bristol (1/3) 9.15 HMS Surprise (2/3) 10.0 Comedy Club Andrew Lawrence: How Did We End Up Like This? (3/6) 10.30 ElvenQuest (3/6) 11.0 The Million Pound Radio Show (6/8) 11.30 Sounding O With McGough (2/6) 11.45 The Tape Recorded Highlights Of A Humble Bee (2/6) 12.0 The Price Of Fear 12.30 The Woman In Black (3/4) 1.0 Orphans In Waiting (6/6) 1.30 White Heat (4/5) 2.0 1834 (5/6) 2.30 Just A Minute 3.0 Daniel Deronda (2/3) 4.0 90 By 90 The Full Set (2/12) 4.15 HMS Surprise (2/3) 5.0 King Street Junior (1/8) 5.30 Chambers (4/4)

pick of the day

In a programme of music by Polish composers, Radio 3 Live In Concert (7.30pm, R3) sees the Decca Classics signing, Nicola Benedetti, perform Szymanowskis 1st Violin Concerto live from City Halls, Glasgow. More talk from Free Thinking (10pm, R3) today, with Demos think tank director David Goodhart, MigrationWatch vice chairman Alp Mehmet and Sunder Katwala, activist and head of British Future, discussing immigration, identity and integration. Its the nal night of 1Xtra Live (7pm), with Alicia Keys headlining the bill, wrapping up the stations fth free annual tour. NI

Radio 4
92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz
6.0 (FM) Today 8.31 (LW) Yesterday In Parliament 8.59 (LW) Test Match Special. India v England. Commentary on day one of the First Test at the Sardar Patel Stadium in Ahmedabad. 9.0 (FM) In Our Time. Melvyn Bragg and guests discuss the achievements of French philosopher and activist Simone Weil. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service 9.45 (FM) Book Of The Week: Former People. As the revolution takes hold, members of the nobility try to conceal their riches to avoid being

Radio 5 Live
693, 909 kHz
6.0 5 Live Breakfast 10.0 Victoria Derbyshire 12.0 Shelagh Fogarty 2.0 Richard Bacon 4.0 5 Live Drive 7.0 5 Live Sport 7.30 5 Live Sport: The Body Beautiful? 9.30 5 Live Sport: 5 Live Rugby 10.30 Tony Livesey 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 Morning Reports 5.30 Wake Up To Money
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BBC1
6.0 Breakfast (T) 9.15 Neighbourhood 6.0 Blues (T) 10.0 Homes Under The Hammer (T) (R) 10.58 BBC News; Weather (T) 11.0 Watchdog Daily (T) 11.45 Cash In The Attic (T) (R) 12.13 BBC News; Weather (T) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (T) 1.0 BBC News; Weather (T) 1.30 Regional News And Weather (T) 1.45 Doctors (T) 2.15 Escape To The Country (T) (R) 3.0 BBC News; Weather; Regional News (T) 3.05 CBBC Deadly 60 (T) (R) 3.35 Lockie Leonard (T) (R) 4.0 Blue Peter (T) (R) 4.30 Junior MasterChef (T) 5.0 Newsround (T) 5.15 Pointless Celebrities (T)

BBC2
CBeebies Zigby (R) 6.10 Finley The Fire Engine (R) 6.20 Little Robots (R) 6.30 64 Zoo Lane (R) 6.45 Chuggington: Badge Quest (R) 6.50 Rastamouse (R) 7.0 CBBC School Of Silence (R) 7.30 Pet Squad (R) 7.40 Eliot Kid (R) 7.55 Newsround 8.0 Whats New Scooby-Doo? (R) 8.25 CBeebies Mister Maker Comes To Town (R) 8.45 I Can Cook With You (R) 9.0 ZingZillas (R) 9.15 Baby Jake (R) 9.25 Dipdap (R) 9.30 Wibbly Pig (R) 9.40 The Koala Brothers (R) 9.50 Big & Small (R) 10.05 Big Barn Farm (R) 10.20 Charlie And Lola (R) 10.30 3rd & Bird (R) 10.40 Waybuloo (R) 11.0 In The Night Garden (R) 11.30 BBC World News 12.0 Animal Park (R) 1.0 Restoration Roadshow (R) 1.30 To Buy Or Not To Buy (R) 2.15 Weakest Link (R) 3.0 Real Rescues (R) 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Breakaway (R) 5.15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R) 6.0

ITV1
Daybreak (T) 8.30 Lorraine (T) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (T) 10.30 This Morning (T) 12.30 Loose Women (T) 1.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 1.55 Local News/ Weather (T) 2.0 Crime Stories (T) 3.0 Dickinsons Real Deal (T) (R) 3.59 Local Weather (T) 4.0 Midsomer Murders (T) (R) 5.0 The Chase (T)

6.00

6.0 BBC News (T) Weather 6.30 Regional News Programmes (T) 7.0 The One Show: Children In Need Special (T) Matt Baker and Alex Jones welcome Team Rickshaw to the nish line at Television Centre, while reporters reveal peoples money-making eorts. 7.30 *Children In Need 2012 (T) Terry Wogan, Tess Daly and Fearne Cotton present fundraising fun, featuring music by One Direction and Girls Aloud, plus Strictly Come Dancing and Doctor Who specials.

6.0 Eggheads (T) 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing It Takes Two (T) Zoe Ball reports from the rehearsals. 7.0 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (T) BBC Breakfast presenters Louise Minchin and Bill Turner search for bargains in Greater Manchester.

6.0 Local News (T) Weather 6.30 ITV News And Weather (T) 7.0 Emmerdale (T) Cain takes his revenge, while Jimmy is overcome by emotion when he discovers Carl left the business to him after all. 7.30 Coronation Street (T) Marcuss behaviour upsets Maria. Island Hospital (T) Dr George Oswald and his wife Karen enter the annual scarecrow competition. Coronation Street (T) Rob and Michelle receive a shock when Steve and Eva turn up at their hotel. Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! (T) A round-up of events from the past 24 hours as the celebrities continue their ordeal in the Australian jungle.

8.00

8.0 Mastermind (T) 8.0 8.30 *An Island Parish Best Foot Forward (T) New series. The documentary returns, this time 8.30 chronicling life on Sark in the Channel Islands. 9.0 *Attenborough: 60 Years In The Wild Life On Camera (T) New 9.0 series. David Attenborough reects on his TV career, examining the changes in the natural world. 10.0 Children In Need 2012 (T) Terry Wogan, Tess Daly and Fearne Cotton present more fundraising fun. 10.40 Newsnight (T) 11.10 The Review Show (T) Kirsty Wark and guests discuss the cultural highlights of the week. Weather 11.45 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws (T) 11.55 Later With Jools Holland (T) Extended version of Tuesdays show. 1.0 Backstage (Chris Fiore, 2000) (T) Documentary following hip-hop stars. 2.25 Battle Beyond The Stars (Jimmy T Murakami, 1980) (T) Sci- adventure, with Richard Thomas.

10.00

10.0 BBC News (T) 10.25 Regional News And Weather (T) 10.35 Children In Need 2012 (T) Terry Wogan, Tess Daly and Nick Grimshaw present the nal part, with music from Little Mix, Leona Lewis, Paloma Faith and Tim Minchin, and the BBC newsreaders in Top Gear. 1.30 Weatherview (T) 1.35 BBC News Click (T) 2.0 BBC News (T) 2.30 The Week In Parliament (T) 3.0 BBC News (T) 3.30 Click (T) 3.45 Newswatch (T) 4.0 BBC News (T) 4.30 On The Road With (T) 5.0 BBC News (T)

10.0 ITV News At Ten And Weather (T) 10.30 Local News/Weather (T) Wanted (Timur 10.35 Bekmambetov, 2008) (T) A man joins a secret society of superpowered assassins that kills people destined to commit acts of evil. Action adventure, starring James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman. 12.35 Jackpot247 3.0 Enter The Dragon (Robert Clouse, 1973) (T) Martial arts thriller, starring Bruce Lee. 4.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News (T)

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Channel 4
6.10 The Hoobs (T) (R) 6.35 The Hoobs 6.0 (T) (R) 7.0 Freshly Squeezed (T) 7.30 According To Jim (T) (R) 8.0 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (T) (R) 9.0 Frasier (T) (R) 9.30 Frasier (T) (R) 10.0 Undercover Boss Canada (T) (R) 11.0 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away (T) 12.0 Channel 4 News Midday Summary (T) 12.05 Come Dine With Me (T) 1.05 Channel 4 Racing (T) 3.30 1001 Things You Should Know (T) 4.0 Deal Or No Deal (T) 5.0 Come Dine With Me (T) 5.30 Jamies 15 Minute Meals (T)

Channel 5
Milkshake! Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 6.10 The WotWots (T) (R) 6.20 Fireman Sam (T) 6.30 Jelly Jamm (T) (R) 6.45 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 6.50 Olive The Ostrich (T) 6.55 Little Princess (T) (R) 7.10 Ben And Hollys Little Kingdom (T) (R) 7.20 The Mr Men Show (T) (R) 7.35 Thomas & Friends (T) (R) 7.45 Noddy In Toyland (T) (R) 8.0 Fi And The Flowertots (T) (R) 8.15 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 8.25 Peppa Pig (T) (R) 8.35 Roary The Racing Car (T) (R) 8.45 Bananas In Pyjamas (T) (R) 9.0 Tickety Toc (T) 9.15 The Wright Stu 11.15 The Hotel Inspector (T) (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (T) 12.15 Best House In The Street (T) (R) 1.15 Home And Away (T) 1.45 Neighbours (T) 2.15 CSI: Miami (T) (R) 3.10 The Perfect Marriage (Douglas Jackson, 2006) (T) Premiere. Thriller, starring Jamie Luner. 5.0 5 News At 5 (T) 5.30 Neighbours (T) (R)

pick of the day

Children In Need 2012 7.30pm, BBC1

6.0 6.30 7.0 7.30

The Simpsons (T) 6.0 Hollyoaks (T) 6.30 Channel 4 News (T) 7.0 Unreported World (T) Seyi Rhodes travels to the Dominican Republic to meet boys desperate to become players in US professional baseball 7.55 4thought.tv (T) 8.0 9.0 Come Dine With Me (T) The dinner party challenge visits the island of Jersey for the rst time. Derren Brown: Fear And Faith (T) Conclusion of the two-part event in which Brown conducts an experiment designed to remove peoples experience of fear, supposedly by use of a new drug. 8.0

Home And Away (T) (R) 5 News At 6.30 (T) The Gadget Show (T) (R) Jason Bradbury and Pollyanna Woodward head to Iceland, where they try out hi-tech binoculars while whalewatching. 5 News Update Wild Things With Dominic Monaghan (T) The actor heads to the Ecuadorian Amazon in search of a four million-strong colony of army ants. 5 News At 9 The Mentalist Not One Red Cent (T) Jane investigates when a bank employee is murdered during a heist and comes to the conclusion that the robbers were working with an inside man.

The rst Children In Need to be presented from a set made entirely of eggshells. The usual presenters Terry Wogan, Fearne Cotton, Tess Daly present the usual evening of inane bonhomie, this year including a special episode of Doctor Who, a Girls Aloud reunion, boyband One Direction, a dance performance by Ann Widdecombe and Russell Grant, and the inevitable collaboration between Pudsey the Bear and his canine namesake. In sum: good cause, send cheque, no need to watch. AM

An Island Parish 8.30pm, BBC2

The series returns, along with its successful formula: take a small island with a set of colourful characters and customs, lm for a year, and pull together the best narrative threads. This time were in Sark: measuring just over two square miles, the island has 600 residents, one police constable, and cars are banned. Generally (were told) the islanders arent keen on change, so when the Anglican vicar and Methodist minister hold a joint Easter service, eyebrows are raised. Meanwhile, David the sheep farmer has his hands full during lambing season and has a young un in training for the annual sheep race. MS

9.0

10.0 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (T) Julia Davis chats about the DVD release of her sitcom Hunderby, John Bishop discusses his new stand-up DVD Rollercoaster, and Rita Ora performs her single Shine Ya Light. 11.05 Friday Night Dinner (T) (R) Mum takes refuge in the shed because of a mouse . Last in the series. 11.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats (T) (R) Irreverent panel show. 12.25 Random Acts (T) 12.30 Full English (T) (R) 1.0 The Ricky Gervais Show: Comic Relief (T) 1.25 My Name Is Earl (T) (R) 1.50 My Name Is Earl (T) (R) 2.10 Bobs Burgers (T) (R) 2.35 Bobs Burgers (T) (R) 2.55 Charlies Angels (T) (R) 3.40 90210 (T) 4.20 Deal Or No Deal (T) (R) 5.15 Countdown (T) (R) 10-16 Nov 2012

10.0 Castle Tick Tick Tick (T) Part one of two. An FBI agent helps the duo track down a serial killer with an apparent obsession for a character Castle based on Beckett. 10.55 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (T) (R) A magician disappears during a live-burial trick and is later found dead miles away from the location of his performance. 11.55 Inside Hollywood Magazine show, with location reports, showbusiness news and views from behind the scenes in Tinseltown. 12.05 SuperCasino 3.55 Motorsport Mundial 4.25 House Doctor (T) (R) 4.45 Michaelas Wild Challenge (T) (R) 5.10 Wildlife SOS (T) (R) 5.35 Wildlife SOS (T) (R)

Attenborough: 60 Years In The Wild 9pm, BBC2

Sir David Attenborough has spent so much time covering the natural world that most Galpagos tortoises now know him simply as Dave, making him the ideal person to chart just how much nature TV coverage has progressed since he rst donned a pair of khaki shorts and stepped in front of a camera. In the rst of three shows, Sir David oers his own perspective on how wildlife has been lmed during his 60-year career, from the grainy monochrome of Zoo Quest to the HD wonder of Planet Earth. MJ

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Freeview
BBC3
7.0pm Merlin 7.45 Doctor Who 8.30 Impractical Jokers. Hidden camera show. 9.0 Unzipped 9.45 Russell Howards Good News Extra 10.30 Some Girls. The gang suspects Ambers new boyfriend has a secret. 11.0 Family Guy. Peter injures his hand in a reworks accident. 11.25 Family Guy. Lois becomes a sex education teacher. 11.45 Family Guy. Stewie falls in love with an old friend. 12.10 Family Guy. Peter volunteers for the police force. 12.30 American Dad! Stan saves Rogers life. 12.55 American Dad! Steve challenges Stan for family dominance. 1.15 American Dad! Steve takes revenge on the popular girls at his school. 1.35 American Dad! Hayley falls for Stans CIA body double. 1.55 Impractical Jokers 2.25 Russell Howards Good News Extra 3.10 Unzipped

E4
6.0am Switched 6.45 Smallville 7.25 One Tree Hill 8.10 Scrubs 9.10 Smallville 10.10 Ugly Betty 11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.0 Scrubs 12.30 Hollyoaks 1.0 How I Met Your Mother 2.0 The Big Bang Theory 3.0 Scrubs 4.0 Ugly Betty 5.0 How I Met Your Mother 6.0 The Big Bang Theory 7.0 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.0 New Girl 8.30 My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) 10.20 Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) 12.25 The Big Bang Theory 1.25 Mists 2.30 Tool Academy: Boyfriends Behaving Badly 3.25 Balls Of Steel Australia 4.15 How I Met Your Mother 4.40 Scrubs 5.05 90210 5.20 Switched

House 11.0 The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes 12.05 Wyclie 1.15 Heartbeat 2.15 The Royal 3.20 Murder, She Wrote 4.20 Barbara 4.50 Duty Free 5.20 Man About The House 5.55 Heartbeat 7.0 Murder, She Wrote 8.0 Rosemary & Thyme 9.0 Doc Martin 10.0 Cold Blood 11.30 Law & Order: UK 12.35 Monk 1.30 Murder, She Wrote 2.20 Murder, She Wrote 3.10 ITV3 Nightscreen 3.40 Emmerdale

ITV4
6.0am The Professionals 6.50 Batman 7.15 Batman 7.40 The Fall Guy 8.40 Minder 9.40 Police, Camera, Action! 10.05 Police, Camera, Action! 10.40 The Professionals 11.40 The Saint 12.40 Minder 1.45 Cheers 2.15 Cheers 2.50 The Fall Guy 3.50 Batman 4.20 Batman 4.55 The Professionals 5.55 Minder 7.0 Cheers 7.30 Cheers 8.0 The Sweeney 9.0 Escape From New York (1981) 11.0 Dame Kelly Holmes: Sports Life Stories 12.0 Nitro Circus 12.30 Nitro Circus 12.55 Whisker Wars 1.25 Whisker Wars 1.55 The Sweeney 2.45 Film File 2.50 ITV4 Nightscreen 3.0 The Store

5USA
6.0am Teleshopping 12.0 Dharma & Greg 12.25 Numb3rs 1.25 Mom At Sixteen (2005) 3.10 Law & Order 4.15 Murder 101: If Wishes Were Horses (2007) 6.0 Law & Order 6.55 Inside Hollywood 7.0 CSI: NY 8.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9.0 The Art Of War II: Betrayal (2008) 11.10 True Justice 12.05 Blade: The Series 1.0 SuperCasino

BBC4
7.0pm World News Today 7.0 Weather 7.30 Solti Centenary Concert. From Symphony Centre, Chicago. 9.25 *Pop Charts Britannia: 60 Years Of The Top 10 The evolution of the British singles chart. 10.55 Sound It Out. A vinyl record shop in Teeside that is thriving against the odds. 11.55 The Genius Of David Bowie. The musician performs some of his best-known songs. 12.55 Pop Charts Britannia: 60 Years Of The Top 10 2.25 Sound It Out

S4C Digital
7.0am Cyw Y Dywysoges Fach 7.10 Cymylaubychain 7.25 Octonots 7.35 Pentre Bach 7.50 Peppa 8.0 Meic Y Marchog 8.15 Rapsgaliwn 8.30 Tomos Ai Ffrindiau 8.40 Bobi Jac 9.0 Igam Ogam 9.10 Pingu 9.20 Gel A Fon 9.30 Heini 9.45 Myn Y Mul 10.0 Ben A Mali Au Byd Bach O Hud 10.10 Wm 10.20 Wibli Sochyn Y Mochyn 10.30 Cled 10.40 Popir Gath 11.0 Y Dywysoges Fach 11.10 Cymylaubychain 11.25 Ty Cyw 11.40 Octonots 11.50 Peppa 12.0 Meic Y Marchog 12.15 Cei Bach 12.30 Tomos Ai Ffrindiau 12.40 Bobi Jac 1.0 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Cefn Gwlad 2.0 Prynhawn Da 2.55 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 3.0 Cyw Igi, Tigi, Bip A Bop 3.30 Y Dywysoges Fach 3.40 Cymylaubychain 3.55 Y Diwrnod Mawr 4.10 Octonots 4.20 Peppa 4.30 Awr Fawr Cyw 5.30 Stwnsh Dim Byd 5.40 TAG 6.30 Pobol Y Cwm 7.0 Y Clwb Rygbi Rhyngwladol 9.35 Newyddion Ar Tywydd 10.05 Treiathlon Y Sandman 10.35 Fferm Ffactor 11.05 Penawdau Newyddion Ar Tywydd 11.15 Y Lle 12.20 Diwedd

More4
8.55am Phil Spencer: Secret Agent 10.0 Channel 4 Presents Oscar 10.05 River Cottage Bites 10.20 A Place In The Sun 10.55 The Time Machine (1960) 1.0 Time Team Special: The King Of Bling 2.05 Wars Of The Roses: A Time Team Special 3.10 Relocation, Relocation 4.15 A Place In The Sun: Home Or Away 5.20 A Place In The Sun: Winter Sun 6.20 Come Dine With Me 7.30 Hughs 3 Good Things 8.0 Grand Designs 9.0 The Lovely Bones (2009) 11.35 Father Ted 12.10 Father Ted 12.40 Come Dine With Me 1.45 Grand Designs 2.50 Father Ted

CBBC
7.0am Arthur 7.25 The Story Of Tracy Beaker 7.40 Newsround 7.45 Horrible Histories; Newsround 8.20 Wingin It 8.45 Bear Behaving Badly 9.05 Sadie J 9.35 Wild Tales 10.05 Richard Hammonds Blast Lab 10.30 Dead Gorgeous 11.0 Hounded 11.25 OOglies 11.40 Trapped Ever After 12.10 My Genius Idea 12.35 Sadie J 1.05 The Revenge Files Of Alistair Fury 1.35 Copycats 2.05 Bear Behaving Badly 2.30 Wild Tales 3.0 Arthur 3.10 Leon; Newsround 3.20 Pet Squad 3.30 Science Fiction 3.35 Dennis And Gnasher 3.45 League Of Super Evil 4.0 Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated; Newsround 4.30 Junior MasterChef 5.0 12 Again 5.30 The Revolting World Of Stanley Brown 6.0 Dick And Doms Hoopla!

ITV2
6.0am Emmerdale 6.50 Coronation Street 7.15 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 8.10 Judge Judy 8.30 Judge Judy 9.0 Judge Judy 9.25 The Real Housewives Of New York City 10.30 The Real Housewives Of New York City 11.30 Judge Judy 12.0 Emmerdale 1.0 Coronation Street 1.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 The Real Housewives Of New York City 4.30 The Real Housewives Of New York City 5.30 Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! 7.0 The Cube 8.0 The X Factor USA 9.0 Benidorm 9.30 Benidorm 10.0 Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now! 11.0 Switch 12.0 Piers Morgans Life Stories: Peter Andre 1.0 Winners & Losers 1.55 Coronation Street 2.15 Teleshopping 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen

Yesterday
6.0am International Terrorism Since 1945 6.25 The World At War 7.10 Nazi Collaborators 8.0 History Cold Case 9.0 Antiques Roadshow 10.0 All Creatures Great And Small 11.0 Dam Busters 12.0 Time Team 1.0 History Cold Case 2.0 Antiques Roadshow 2.50 South Africa Walks 3.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 4.0 All Creatures Great And Small 5.0 Instruments Of Death 6.0 South Africa Walks 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.20 Last Of The Summer Wine 8.0 Time Team 9.0 Raiders Of The Lost Past 10.0 Edward VII: Prince Of Pleasure 11.0 Dam

Dave
7.0am Dragons Den 8.0 Storage Hunters 9.0 Top Gear 10.0 Dragons Den 11.0 Storage Hunters 12.0 The Gadget Show 1.0 Top Gear 3.0 Storage Hunters 4.0 Dragons Den 5.0 Top Gear 7.0 Storage Hunters 8.0 Top Gear 9.0 Gavin & Stacey 9.40 Gavin & Stacey 10.20 Mock The Week Again 11.0 Al Murrays One Night Stand 12.0 The Armstrong & Miller Show 12.40 Peep Show 1.15 Peep Show 1.45 Storage Hunters 2.30 Peep Show

ITV3
6.0am Heartbeat 6.55 The Royal 8.0 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 9.0 The Store 10.0 Barbara 10.30 Man About The

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Busters 12.0 Time Team 1.0 Antiques Roadshow 2.0 Nazi Collaborators

Film
Film4
11.0am The Badlanders (1958) 12.40 One Of Our Aircraft Is Missing (1942) 2.45 Love Me Or Leave Me (1955) 5.05 Carry On Sergeant (1958) 6.45 Star Trek: Generations (1994) 9.0 The Bank Job (2008) 11.10 Zebra Crossing (2011) 1.05 Dog Soldiers (2002) 3.10 A Gun For George

Sky Movies Indie

8.0am An Invisible Sign (2010) 9.45 Welcome To The Rileys (2010) 11.45 Sideways (2004) 2.0 The American (2010) 3.50 Sideways (2004) 6.0 Welcome To The Rileys (2010) 8.0 The American (2010) 10.0 Jackass: The Movie (2002) 11.35 Jackass 3 (2010) 1.15 Jackass 3.5 (2010) 2.50 The Broken (2008) 4.30 The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Special

11.30 Two And A Half Men 12.0 Friends 12.30 Friends 1.0 Scrubs 1.30 Scrubs 2.0 Two And A Half Men 2.30 Two And A Half Men 3.0 Two And A Half Men 3.30 Two And A Half Men 4.0 Scrubs 4.30 Friends 5.0 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.0 Two And A Half Men 6.30 Anger Management 7.0 Mike & Molly 7.30 Friends 8.0 Friends 8.30 Friends 9.0 Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! 10.05 South Park 10.35 South Park 11.05 Comedy Central At The Comedy Store 11.35 The Daily Show Global Edition 12.05 South Park 12.35 The Oce: An American Workplace 1.05 Comedy Central At The Comedy Store 1.35 Two And A Half Men 2.0 Two And A Half Men 2.30 Scrubs 2.55 The King Of Queens 3.20 The King Of Queens 3.45 Frasier 4.10 Everybody Loves Raymond 4.35 Everybody Loves Raymond 5.0 Teleshopping

pick of the day

Trollied 9pm, Sky1

Final episode in the second series. Valco is about to celebrate its millionth customer and the store is decked out accordingly. Gavin is being unbearably cheerful as usual while his sta struggle to muster any enthusiasm at all. Julie is thrilled to receive a dinner invitation, Andy gets ready to say farewell to the meat counter for good, and Leyton spends the episode dressed as a giant tick. Its unquestionably sweet but the gags seemed to desert it this series. Theres only so much heart-warming eyerolling a person can take. JNR

Discovery
6.0am Mutant Planet 7.0 Stephen Hawkings Universe 9.0 World War Two: The Complete History 10.0 Auction Hunters 10.30 Auction Kings 11.0 American Guns 12.0 Battle Castle With Dan Snow 1.0 Flying Wild Alaska 2.0 Hitlers Henchmen 3.0 World War Two: The Complete History 4.0 Auction Hunters 4.30 Auction Kings 5.0 American Guns 6.0 Mythbusters 7.0 Fifth Gear 7.30 Fifth Gear 8.0 Fast n Loud 9.0 Auction Hunters 9.30 Auction Hunters 10.0 Wheeler Dealers 11.0 The Devils Ride 12.0 Fast n Loud 1.0 Wheeler Dealers 2.0 American Guns 3.0 Auction Hunters 3.25 Auction Hunters 3.50 Wheeler Dealers 4.40 Discovery Atlas 5.30 Meerkat Manor

Dark Days In Monkey City 9pm, Animal Planet

Sky Movies Premiere

10.0am A Christmas Princess (2011) 11.45 The Top Ten Show 12.0 The Magic Of Belle Isle (2012) 2.10 The Nutcracker (2009) 4.10 A Christmas Princess (2011) 5.50 The Magic Of Belle Isle (2012) 8.0 In Time (2011) 10.0 The Devil Inside (2012) 11.30 In Time (2011) 1.30 Justin Timberlake: The Big Interview 2.0 Super 8 35mm Special

Sony Movie Channel

8.30am Fatal Contact: Bird Flu In America (2006) 10.15 Sony Movie Previews 10.25 Double Platinum (1999) 12.15 Sony Movie Previews 12.25 What Makes A Family (2001) 2.15 Dawn Anna (2005) 4.0 Swing Vote (1999) 5.50 Fly Away Home (1996) 7.55 Magic In The Water (1995) 10.0 The Thomas Crown Aair (1999) 12.15 Castaway (1986) 2.35 Jesse Stone: Sea Change (2007) 4.20 Sony Movie Previews 4.30 Teleshopping

FX
8.0am Babylon 5 9.0 Babylon 5 10.0 Law & Order 11.0 Law & Order 12.0 NCIS 1.0 NCIS 2.0 Leverage 3.0 Burn Notice 4.0 Law & Order 5.0 Law & Order 6.0 Leverage 7.0 NCIS 8.0 NCIS 9.0 NCIS 10.0 The Walking Dead 11.0 The Booth At The End 11.30 True Blood 12.30 American Horror Story: Asylum 1.30 Arrested Development 2.0 Arrested Development 2.30 The Listener 3.30 Braquo 4.30 Arrested Development 5.0 Teleshopping

TCM
6.15am Gunsmoke 7.15 The High Chaparral 8.15 The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes (1939) 9.50 The Hallelujah Trail (1965) 12.50 Gunsmoke 1.55 Gunsmoke 3.0 Sherlock Holmes And The Spider Woman (1944) 4.10 Sherlock Holmes In Washington (1943) 5.30 Downhill Racer (1969) 7.30 Wichita (1955) 9.0 The Silence Of The Lambs (1991) 11.15 Dead Calm (1989) 1.0 The Silence Of The Lambs (1991) 3.10 Bad Company (1972) 5.0 Downhill Racer (1969)

In the jungles of Sri Lanka, rival clans of monkeys battle for supremacy amid the ancient ruins of a deserted city called Polonnaruwa. This 13-part series looks at how the incumbents, the Temple Troop, are challenged by the neighbouring Black Claws. Though based on a reputable Smithsonian primate project, the producers thought it was a good idea to reinvent the natural history genre by enhancing the visuals with graphic-novel animation and setting the thing to a thunderous soundtrack. Why bother with Chris Packhams schoolboy enthusiasms when you can have Sin City crossed with Game Of Thrones? MS

GOLD
6.0am The Liver Birds 6.30 Sykes 7.0 The Brittas Empire 7.40 The Liver Birds 8.20 Sykes 9.0 As Time Goes By 9.40 To The Manor Born 10.20 Ever Decreasing Circles 11.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 11.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 12.20 Going Straight 1.0 My Family 1.40 My Family 2.20 Only Fools And Horses 3.0 As Time Goes By 3.40 To The Manor Born 4.20 Ever Decreasing Circles 5.0 Last Of The Summer Wine 5.40 Last Of The Summer Wine 6.20 Going Straight 7.0 The Vicar Of Dibley 7.55 The Magic Of Tommy Cooper 9.0 Fawlty Towers 9.45 Fawlty Towers 10.35 Yes, Prime Minister 11.15 Im Alan Partridge 11.55

Pop Charts Britannia: 60 Years Of The Top 10 9.25pm, BBC4

Illegal downloading may be damaging the music industry but once upon a time we were all little pirates, sailing the hi- seas, and poised over the pause button as Flu or Kid or Foxy counted down the top 40. To celebrate the 60th anniversary of the UK singles chart, Pop Charts Britannia explores those shared rituals revolving around the charts, on radio or telly: this may be one of the few shows in recent weeks to show old clips of Top Of The Pops in anything other than a morbid context. AJC

Satellite & Cable

Comedy Central
8.0am Two And A Half Men 8.30 Two And A Half Men 9.0 Friends 9.30 Friends 10.0 Friends 11.0 Two And A Half Men

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Friday 16 Digital Television

Early Doors 12.30 Fawlty Towers 1.15 Fawlty Towers 1.55 Yes, Prime Minister 2.30 Im Alan Partridge

Syfy
6.0am Smallville 7.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 8.0 Teleshopping 11.0 Smallville 12.0 Buy The Vampire Slayer 1.0 The UFO Files 2.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 3.0 Final Days Of Planet Earth 5.0 Merlin And The Book Of Beasts (2010) 7.0 Star Trek: The Next Generation 8.0 Dream Machines 9.0 Continuum 10.0 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) 12.10 Eye Of The Beast (2007) 2.10 Star Trek: The Next Generation 3.10 Smallville 4.10 Final Days Of Planet Earth

9.0 Glee 10.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.0 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.0 Glee 3.0 Stargate SG-1 5.0 Futurama 5.30 Raising Hope 6.0 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 7.0 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.0 Modern Family 8.30 Spy 9.0 *Trollied 9.30 Trollied 2: Behind The Scenes 10.0 A League Of Their Own 11.0 Ross Kemp: The Invisible Wounded 12.0 Road Wars 1.0 Road Wars 2.0 Road Wars 2.55 Road Wars 3.45 Road Wars 4.10 Stargate SG-1

Strongest Man 8.0 Live Boxing 10.0 Snooker 11.30 Strongest Man

ESPN
6.0am FIS Alpine Ski World Cup Report 6.30 ESPN Game Of The Week 7.0 French Ligue 1 Preview 7.30 Goal! Bundesliga Preview 8.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 8.30 FA Cup Football 10.15 ESPN Kicks: MLS 10.45 French Ligue 1 Review 11.45 Russian Premier League Review 12.15 ESPN Kicks: Extra 12.30 Serie A Review 1.0 French Ligue 1 Preview 1.30 ESPN FC Press Pass 2.0 Goal! Bundesliga Preview 2.30 Total Italian Football 3.0 FA Cup Football 4.45 Total Italian Football 5.15 Goal! Bundesliga Preview 5.45 French Ligue 1 Preview 6.15 ESPN FC Press Pass 6.45 Premier League Preview 7.15 ESPN Exclusive Interviews 7.45 Live French Football 9.45 Premier League Preview 10.15 Goal! Bundesliga Preview 10.45 ESPN Kicks: FA Cup 11.0 ESPN FC Press Pass 11.30 Total Italian Football 12.0 UFC Primetime: St-Pierre V Condit 12.30 UFC 154 Countdown Show 1.0 Live Tennis 3.0 UFC Primetime: St-Pierre V Condit 3.30 UFC: The Ultimate Fighter 4.30 FIBA Basketball 5.0 Mazda Championship Racing

Sky Living
6.0am Americas Next Top Model 7.0 Maury 8.0 Hot In Cleveland 8.30 Hot In Cleveland 9.0 Jerry Springer 10.0 Nothing To Declare 10.30 Nothing To Declare 11.0 Passport Patrol 11.30 Passport Patrol 12.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1.0 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.0 Criminal Minds 3.0 Criminal Minds 4.0 Passport Patrol 4.30 Passport Patrol 5.0 Nothing To Declare 5.30 Nothing To Declare 6.0 Nothing To Declare 6.30 Nothing To Declare 7.0 Criminal Minds 8.0 Show Me Your Wardrobe 8.30 Nothing To Declare 9.0 Nikita 10.0 Criminal Minds 11.0 Bones 12.0 Criminal Minds 1.0 Criminal Minds 1.50 Supernatural 2.40 Medium 3.30 Bones 4.20 Nothing To Declare 4.45 Nothing To Declare 5.10 Passport Patrol

Sky Arts 1
6.0am British Legends Of Stage And Screen 7.0 Big Ideas For A Small Planet 7.30 Dead Art 8.0 Mariellas Book Show 9.0 All You Need Is Love 10.0 Paul McCartney: Good Evening NYC 11.0 Johnny Cash: The Anthology 12.0 Johnny Cash Live At Montreux 1.0 British Legends Of Stage And Screen 2.0 Inside The Actors Studio 3.0 Mariellas Book Show 4.0 Johnny Cash: The Anthology 5.0 Johnny Cash Live At Montreux 6.0 The Ronnie Wood Show 6.30 In Condence 7.30 The Beat Is The Law 8.50 Forming Game 9.0 Metal Evolution 10.0 ZZ Top Live From Texas 11.40 Billy Idol: In Super Overdrive Live 1.0 The Beat Is The Law 2.20 Metal Evolution 3.20 The Ronnie Wood Show 3.50 The Ronnie Wood Show 4.30 Video Killed The Radio Star 5.0 In Condence

Sky Sports 1
6.0am Live Test Cricket 12.0 Ringside 1.0 The Footballers Football Show 2.30 Ringside 3.30 The Footballers Football Show 5.0 Test Cricket 7.0 Premier League Preview 7.30 Live Football League 10.0 The Fantasy Football Club 11.0 Premier League Preview 11.30 Great Matches Of European Football 12.0 Fight Night Countdown 12.30 Football League 1.55 The Fantasy Football Club 2.55 Premier League Preview 3.25 Fight Night Countdown 3.55 Live Test Cricket

Watch
6.15am MasterChef Australia 7.05 Escape To The Country 8.0 Coast Guard Alaska 9.0 The Bill 10.0 The Bill 11.0 My Family 11.40 My Family 12.20 Outnumbered 1.0 MasterChef Australia 2.0 Coast Guard Alaska 3.0 Emergency Bikers 4.0 Escape To The Country 5.0 My Family 5.40 My Family 6.20 Outnumbered 7.0 MasterChef Australia 8.0 Emergency Bikers 9.0 Dynamo: Magician Impossible 10.0 Conspiracy Theory (1997) 12.55 Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps 1.35 Coast Guard Alaska 2.25 Air Medics

Sky Atlantic
6.0am The X Files 7.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 8.0 Star Trek: Voyager 9.0 ER 10.0 The X Files 11.0 Star Trek: Enterprise 12.0 Star Trek: Voyager 1.0 ER 2.0 House 4.0 Star Trek: Voyager 5.0 ER 6.0 House 8.0 Blue Bloods 9.0 Falcon 10.0 Boardwalk Empire 11.15 The Wire 12.30 Dont Sit In The Front Row 1.0 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 2.0 Flight Of The Conchords 2.35 The Wire 3.50 Blue Bloods: Meet The Characters 4.0 The X Files 5.0 Star Trek: Enterprise

Sky Sports 2
6.0am Live European Tour Golf 9.0 Live European Tour Golf 10.30 Premier League World 11.0 ATP Tour Uncovered 11.30 The Rugby Club 12.30 Sporting Greats 1.0 Sporting Greats 1.30 Live European Tour Golf 3.30 Trans World Sport 4.30 NFL 6.30 Fight Night Countdown 7.0 Live Darts 11.0 Test Cricket 1.0 Darts 5.0 Live European Tour Golf

Sport
British Eurosport
7.35am Live World Touring Car Championship 8.15 Live Snooker 10.0 Live Futsal 11.30 Live Snooker 7.30

Sky1
6.0am Airline 7.0 Modern Family 7.30 The Middle 8.0 Dog The Bounty Hunter

Terrestrial variations
ANGLIA As ITV BORDER As ITV CENTRAL As ITV WESTCOUNTRY As ITV GRANADA As ITV GRAMPIAN As ITV except 8pm-8.30 Moviejuice 10.30-10.35 STV News And Weather 12.35-5.30 The Nightshift ITV1 WEST As ITV ITV1 WALES As ITV except 8pm8.30 Helimeds MERIDIAN As ITV CHANNEL As ITV except 12.35am Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime 1.20 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime 2.15-3.0 Nightwatch With Steve Scott: Crime SCOTTISH As ITV except 8pm-8.30 Moviejuice 12.35-5.30 The Nightshift ULSTER As ITV except 12.35am Teleshopping 2.35 UTV Rewind (R) 2.50-3.0 About U (R) YORKSHIRE As ITV TYNE TEES As ITV BBC1 NORTH 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH EAST 6.30pm-7.0 Look North BBC1 NORTH WEST 6.30pm-7.0 North West Tonight BBC1 SCOTLAND 1.30pm-1.45 Reporting Scotland; Weather 3.0-3.05 BBC News; Weather; Reporting Scotland 6.30-7.0 Reporting Scotland 10.25-10.35 Reporting Scotland; Weather BBC1 WALES 1.30pm1.45 BBC Wales Today; Weather 3.0-3.05 BBC News; Weather; BBC Wales Today 6.30-7.0 BBC Wales Today 10.25-10.35 BBC Wales Today; Weather BBC1 N IRELAND 1.30pm1.45 BBC Newsline; Weather 3.0-3.05 BBC News; Weather; BBC Newsline 6.30-7.0 BBC Newsline 10.25-10.35 BBC Newsline; Weather BBC2 SCOTLAND 8.25am Leum Is Danns (Jump And Dance) (R) 8.35 Abadas (R) 8.50 Luch Is Famh (Mouse And Mole) (R) 8.559.15 I Can Cook With You (R) 7.0 Landward 7.30-8.0 Scotlands Forgotten War (R) BBC2 WALES 7.0pm Scrum V Live 9.35-10.0 Sport Wales BBC2 N IRELAND 7.59pm-8.0 BBC Weather Update 9.59-10.0 BBC Weather Update

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Radio Friday 16
10.0 (FM) Womans Hour 11.0 A Place For Us. An insight into the ordeals and achievements of unaccompanied 6.30 The Radio 1 Breakfast Show With teenagers who came to Britain to seek Nick Grimshaw 10.0 Sara Cox 12.45 asylum. 11.30 Polyoaks. David Spicer Newsbeat 1.0 Scott Mills 4.0 Greg James and Phil Hammonds NHS satire set in 6.0 Radio 1s Dance Anthems With Greg a polyclinic which is at the forefront of James 7.0 Annie Mac 9.0 Pete Tong 11.0 a constantly reforming health service. Skream And Benga 1.0 Radio 1s Essential (3/4) 12.0 News 12.01 (LW) Shipping Mix 3.0 Annie Nightingale 5.0 Rob Da Bank Forecast 12.04 You And Yours 12.52 The Listening Project: Sunday Edition 12.57 Weather 1.0 The World At One 1.45 In Pursuit Of The Ridiculous. Matthew Oates 88-91 MHz meets Neil Hume, a great fan of the purple 6.30 Chris Evans 9.30 Ken Bruce 12.0 emperor buttery. Together they watch Jeremy Vine 2.0 Steve Wright In The the insect and discuss its strange habits. Afternoon 5.0 Simon Mayo 7.0 Desmond Last in the series. (5/5) 2.0 The Archers Carrington: The Music Goes Round 8.0 (R) 2.15 Afternoon Drama: On Mardle Fen: Friday Night Is Music Night 10.0 The Radio Talk To The Bones. New series. Warwick 2 Arts Show With Penny Smith 12.0 Huey wishes to expand the restaurant. Comedy Morgan 3.0 Richard Allinson drama, starring Trevor Peacock and Sam Dale. (1/4) 3.0 Gardeners Question Time 3.45 Friday Firsts. Holding On by novelist Ross Raisin. A woman stands at 90.2-92.4 MHz the edge of a cli which is at the end of 6.30 Breakfast 9.0 Essential Classics her garden. Last in the series. (4/4) 4.0 12.0 Composer Of The Week: Big Band. Last Word 4.30 Feedback. Last in the Donald Macleod and Guy Barker examine series. 4.55 The Listening Project 5.0 PM the more recent directions taken in big 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast 5.57 (FM) band jazz. (5/5) 12.0 News 1.0 Radio 3 Weather 6.0 Six OClock News 6.30 The Lunchtime Concert. Ruby Hughes sings Now Show. Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis Brittens folk-song arrangements, the present topical standup and sketches. Heath Quartet plays Tchaikovskys Third (R) (2/6) 7.0 The Archers. Fallon lets String Quartet and Roderick Williams her feelings show. 7.15 Front Row 7.45 performs Ireland with pianist Susie (LW) Children In Need: Jess Story. By Allan. 2.0 Afternoon On 3. The BBC SSO Nell Leyshon. Jess becomes anxious performs Szymanowski, Chopin and about returning to school. Broadcast Tchaikovsky with conductor Alexander Vedernikov, and Vaughan Williamss Fifth Symphony. 4.30 In Tune 6.30 Composer Of The Week: Big Band (R) (5/5) 7.30 Radio 3 Live In Concert. From Manchesters Bridgewater Hall, the BBC Philharmonic, conducted by Juanjo Mena, performs Bachs Cantata How to tackle the apparent crisis in No 147 and Bruckners Symphony No British newspaper journalism? The 9. 10.0 Free Thinking. Biologist Mark London Review of Books and National Pagel gives a talk entitled Evolution and Theatre of Scotland teamed up to Humanity What Next? at the Radio 3 produce The Friday Play: Enquirer Free Thinking festival. 10.45 The Free (9pm, R4), a verbatim piece of theatre Thinking Essay: New Generation Thinkers. in which Deborah Orr, Ruth Wishart Medical historian Matthew Smith gives and Paul Flynn carried out 60 hours a talk on peanuts and the rise of food of interviews with senior newspaper allergies, recorded at the Sage Gateshead. gures on the behaviour and evolution (10/10) 11.0 World On 3. Lopa Kothari of the UK press. presents a session by Italian band London theatre critic and force of Canzoniere Grecanico Salentino. personality, Blanche Marvin is up on 1.0 Through The Night Desert Island Discs (9am, R4) today.

Radio 1

97.6-99.8 MHz

Radio 2

Radio 3

earlier as part of Womans Hour. (5/5) 7.45 (FM) Children In Need: Jess Story (5/5) 8.0 Any Questions? 8.50 A Point Of View 9.0 *The Friday Play: Enquirer An adaptation of the production by the National Theatre of Scotland and London Review of Books, investigating the current crisis in UK newspaper journalism. 9.59 Weather 10.0 The World Tonight 10.45 Book At Bedtime: The Liars Gospel. Iehuda of Qeriot remembers the events that led him to betray his friend Yehoshuah. (5/10) 11.0 A Good Read. Broadcaster Peter White and satirist Heydon Prowse talk to Harriet Gilbert about Duncan Hamiltons biography of Brian Clough. (R) (7/9) 11.30 Swimming With Piranhas. Mike Greenwood visits the Chaco in Paraguay, where a number of major habitats converge. (R) 11.55 The Listening Project Presented by Fi Glover. 12.0 News And Weather 12.30 Book Of The Week: Former People. (5/5) 12.48 Shipping Forecast 1.0 World Service News 1.06 World Brieng

Radio 4 Extra
Digital
6.0 Paul Temple And The Margo Mystery (1/8) 6.30 White Heat (5/5) 7.0 Up The Garden Path (4/8) 7.30 The Golden Age (1/3) 8.0 The Navy Lark (10/13) 8.30 The Burkiss Way 9.0 Bristow (4/6) 9.30 The Brothers (1/4) 10.0 Daniel Deronda (3/3) 11.0 Made In Bristol (2/3) 11.15 HMS Surprise (3/3) 12.0 The Navy Lark (10/13) 12.30 The Burkiss Way 1.0 Paul Temple And The Margo Mystery (1/8) 1.30 White Heat (5/5) 2.0 The Color Purple (5/10) 2.15 Laurence Llewelyn-Bowens Men Of Fashion (10/15) 2.30 Gods Architect: Pugin And The Building Of Romantic Britain (5/5) 2.45 Other Peoples Children (5/10) 3.0 Daniel Deronda (3/3) 4.0 The 4 OClock Show 5.0 Beachcomber By The Way (1/6) 5.30 Up The Garden Path (4/8) 6.0 The Price Of Fear 6.30 The Woman In Black (4/4) 7.0 The Navy Lark (10/13) 7.30 The Burkiss Way 8.0 Paul Temple And The Margo Mystery (1/8) 8.30 White Heat (5/5) 9.0 Made In Bristol (2/3) 9.15 HMS Surprise (3/3) 10.0 Comedy Club The Golden Age (1/3) 10.30 Meanwhile With The Bearded Ladies (4/4) 11.0 Big Town All Stars 11.30 Dial M For Pizza (1/6) 12.0 The Price Of Fear 12.30 The Woman In Black (4/4) 1.0 Paul Temple And The Margo Mystery (1/8) 1.30 White Heat (5/5) 2.0 Bristow (4/6) 2.30 The Brothers (1/4) 3.0 Daniel Deronda (3/3) 4.0 90 By 90 The Full Set (3/12) 4.15 HMS Surprise (3/3) 5.0 Beachcomber By The Way (1/6) 5.30 Up The Garden Path (4/8)

pick of the day

Radio 4
92.4-94.6 MHz; 198kHz
6.0 (FM) Today 9.0 (FM) *Desert Island Discs Theatre critic Blanche Marvin selects eight records to take to the mythical island. (R) 9.45 (LW) Act Of Worship 9.45 (FM) Book Of The Week: Former People. Reprisals against counterrevolutionaries lead to Stalins brutal Operation Former People. (5/5) 10.0 (LW) Test Match Special. India v England. Commentary on day two of the First Test at the Sardar Patel Stadium in Ahmedabad.

Later on, Canadian DJ and graphic novelist Kid Koala takes his turn on 6 Mix (10pm, 6 Music). NI

Radio 5 Live
ALICIA CANTER/OBSERVER

693, 909 kHz

6.0 5 Live Breakfast 10.0 Victoria Derbyshire 12.0 Shelagh Fogarty 2.0 Kermode And Mayos Film Review 4.0 5 Live Drive 7.0 5 Live Sport: Kicking O With Colin Murray 10.0 Colin Paterson 1.0 Up All Night 5.0 Morning Reports

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FACT-CHECKING THE FAMOUS: GIRLS ALOUD

POP VENN

INFOMANIA

JUMPING ON MY TOOT TOOT

XXX XXX XXXXXXX XXXXX

BUMPING IN THE BACK ROOM

HE WAS JUST TRYING TO BE COOL. I BET HE COULDNT NAME A SINGLE SONG OF OURS
NAME GIRLS ALOUD AGE 10 FAMOUS FOR BEING MOST SUCCESSFUL REALITY SHOW ARTISTS EVER, DATING WRONG UNS WHAT A GIRLS ALOUD VIDEO IS MADE OF

SOMETHING KINDA OOOOH

LIFE GOT GOLD

UK girl groups by total number of albums shifted

636
TOTAL WEEKS THEIR SINGLES HAVE SPENT IN THE UK TOP 75

Cheryl after David Cameron said he fancied her, 2006

MONEY! NO NO NO
How much the Girls are worth re
KIMBERLEY NICOLA

75M

SPICE GIRLS

BANANARAMA

40M

%
VAGUELY EROTIC GURNING 5% RANDOM BLACK AND WHITE BITS 10% STANDING IN LINE 20% WIND MACHINE BLOWING BACK HAIR 25% USE OF INVISIBLE GYM EQUIPMENT 40%

5,000,000 5,000,000 5,000,000 5,000,000 12,000,000 0

NADINE SARAH

GRAEME ROBERTSON FOR THE GUARDIAN

ALL SAINTS

10M

SUGABABES

10M

CHERYL

girls aloud
ATOMIC KITTEN

10M

GIRLS ALOUD

7M

ONE GIRLS ALOUD TRACK WITH NOEL GALLAGHER SONGWRITING

CREDIT (LIFE GOT COLD)

DATA: JOHNNY DEE SOURCES: ACHARTS.US, CHARTSTATS.COM, DIGITALSPY.CO.UK, METRO.CO.UK, OFFICIALCHARTS.COM, THERICHEST.ORG, WIKIPEDIA.ORG
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