Occupy their Anus!

Dedicated to Rodney King

Dont Get Mad; Get Even with Wall Street, Politicians, Insurance Companies, Utility Companies and Other Institutions that are a Pain in Your Anus.

By Professor Timothy Yanz Yancy, M.S.E.D.

Copyright and Credits Copyright 2012. All rights reserved. Printed in the U.S.A. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form whatsoever without express written permission of the author. Please just send me an e-mail and ask me. Cover Design by Timothy Yanz Yancy. Art Concept by Timothy Yanz Yancy. Currently only E-books versions are available. For your convenience you may order from www.Kindle.com or www.FastPencil.com . Paperback copies may be available sometime in 2012. Please check my blog www.OccupyTheirAnus.Wordpress.com for details. I can be e-Mailed at OccupyTheirAnus@gmail.com www.FaceBook.com/TimmYancy www.Twitter.com @OccupyTheirAnus

Acknowledgements

First I want to thank God for giving me the strength write this as a way to deal with my dissatisfaction with the current political system in America and how the elected officials and civil servants who are neither civil or servants, disrespect the voters. Enough is enough. To E.T. my best friend. To Americans all over the world who are fed up with the system and want to do something about it but dont know how. I believe that by writing this book that I have started the healing process that is necessary to help save America from its current state of self-destruction.

Dedication First and foremost I give my thanks to God for making all things possible. I thank everyone who has supported me and helped in any way to make this project a success. Thanks to my friend Frank Davis who is the person that Ive known the longest who looks out for a Brotha and keeps an eye on me. I appreciate you and your friendship. This book is especially dedicated to Rodney King. Rodney rest I peace because you did not find it here on Earth. I did not know you but I knew of you and your strength. I found strength in you. Rodney King is the modern day example of what slave masters would do to control the other slaves according to the Willie Lynch letters. Round up all the salves and take the biggest male one out of the group, beat him to death and draw and quarter him with horses. Then get the second biggest black man and beat him badly but not to death. Let everyone see it and make them think you have power over them. The mothers will draw in their sons and try to protect them from the master. The master will deal only with the women and take way the power from the man. Little did the slaves know or think was that there were more of them than masters and there were many successful revolts from slavery. Today we have mental slavery and slave mentalities. We can successfully defeat these attitudes today and now if you open your eyes and minds. Although people may not understand why I dedicate this book to Rodney King, I just want to thank him as an example of not letting the system keep you down, standing up when you were right and willing to die for what you believed in.

This writing is dedicated to my friends, family, and foes: past, present, and future. Also to all the prisoners of our politicians whether you are incarcerated or not or dont know that you are being held prisoner against your will. Wake up.

Disclaimer If you find any mistakes in this publication please consider that they are there for a reason. We publish something for everyone and some people always look for mistakes. Attention Any vulgar language, profanity, terminology, or derogatory comments or statements used are simply to support realism to create an end product of realistic and credible entertainment. This book is by no means intended to insult, degrade, disrespect, or attack any particular individual(s), race, gender, or any other parties who may take offense to this content. This product is fictional entertainment with as close to urban reality portrayal as possible. This book contains parodies, including some individuals, characters, creative works, products and services. Nothing is intended to convey or imply facts or as an endorsement or representation relating to those individuals, characters, creative works or products and services. Copyright 2012. All rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication, distribution or exhibition may result in civil liability and/or criminal prosecution.

Preface This manuscript is to help you get help and we can help each other. The political system is a sham and shame on Americans for letting it get this bad but on the other hand they were sneaky and pulled a fat one on you, but its time to wake up and set the records straight. You run this country not elected officials. You built this country, you and your ancestors and you can get it back to the great glory and esteem that it once had. Enough disrespect against you, Native Americans, foreign countries and their citizens. People come first and everyone has a God given right to success, peace of mind, prosperity, and happiness. Those rights have been taken away and replaced with fear of the unknown and fear of fear. You dont have to be scared any more. Stand up and occupy their anus. One thing I do know is that you will laugh at least 100 times guaranteed or your money back! Lastly you will think. What do you think about? I dont know but you will trip. I can be e-mailed at TyEbooks@gmail.com with any comments, concerns, or criticisms. Do take this personal. These are my thoughts from my system of values and beliefs along with plenty of other US citizens only they did not have the time or inclination to write this. Get off your anus and into the politicians anus with both feet.

What else do you have more important than to get politicians and bankers out of your anus? Got anything more important than to get politicians and bankers out of your anus? The purpose of our movement is to make a Deep, Hard and Lasting impact in the winds of political change. Anus is a metaphor for space and place. Pluck then and stuff them like a Thanksgiving turkey. Pluck them off their perches and keep them stuffed, bloated, and constipated then raise the prices on Exlax and Kaopectate, Milk of Magnesia and all laxatives just like gas prices. Lets occupy their anus like the Jews on the Gaza Strip in Palestine. If you can, rub Preparation H on them because they are a pain in the anus that you want to go away. Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance but to view what lies clearly at hands. Thomas Carlisle This is a movement that Im starting not just for the politicians but Wall Street, banks, insurance companies, news media, advertising agencies, clothing companies, professional athletics, and any other industry that engages in keeping people down and being greedy making a profit of other peoples misfortunes and causing misfortune. Put your feet in their anus now! Put something in their anus, I dont care what it is, feet, bats, cans, tires, ladders, used plastic water bottles, tshirt bags, and vibrators, whatever; just occupy their anus with something by force. Put a chair in it and sit in it. Have a 1960s sit in but make it anal. Sit in their anus. If they cant sit it will be hard for them to get comfortable. Keep them in pain and on the guard. If you can, please climb in their anus like these people. No sign up is needed. Just put one foot in and then the other. The things you trust in today will fail you tomorrow. People will do that to you. In the late 1700s people stood up against the government and said no more. Now the politicians have changed the law to arrest or kill you if you stand up against them. Its called treason now. You cant resist tyranny legally. You are denied your
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legal first amendment right of freedom of speech. Each of those fifty people who signed the Declaration of Independence risked their lives for independence and they got it. Check your history. Whats going to be your legacy? If you are homeless: Occupy their anus! If you cant find a job: Occupy their anus! If you are under employed: Occupy their anus! If you are unemployed: Occupy their anus! If you can only get a job as a security guard, janitor, fast food worker or cashier: Occupy their anus! If you are paying too much for ATM fees: Occupy their anus! If you cant afford car insurance: Occupy their anus! If you need eye glasses: Occupy their anus! If you are about to lose your home: Occupy their anus! If you are bankrupt: Occupy their anus! If you are behind on your bills: Occupy their anus! If you have student loans: Occupy their anus! If you are hungry: Occupy their anus! If you are thirsty: Occupy their anus! If you are hot and need shade: Occupy their anus! If you are tired of being tired: Occupy their anus! If you are under stress: Occupy their anus! If you dont like them: Occupy their anus! If you dont have health insurance: Occupy their anus! If you lost your pension: Occupy their anus! If you need a new car but cant afford one: Occupy their anus! If you have dumb kids: Occupy their anus! If you are bored: Occupy their anus! If you are afraid and dont know why: Occupy their anus! If you are gay: Occupy their anus! If you are Mexican: Occupy their anus! If you are Black: Occupy their anus! If you are White but not rich: Occupy their anus!
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 If you cant afford a vacation: Occupy their anus! If you want to go back to school but cant afford a baby sitter: Occupy their anus! If you dont like the police: Occupy their anus! If you need to put you parents in a nursing home: Occupy their anus! If your kid is about to be deployed to Iraq again: Occupy their anus! If your cable, satellite or internet service is disconnected: Occupy their anus! If your car needs new tires: Occupy their anus! If your car needs an oil change: Occupy their anus! If your back hurts: Occupy their anus! If your feet hurt: Occupy their anus! If your anus has been occupied: Occupy their anus! If you are rich but want to blend in: Occupy their anus! If you are happy and you know it and you really want to show it: Occupy their anus! Anus occupation needs to start somewhere just like the Occupation of the Gaza Strip, occupation of Native American lands (America), the occupation of Africa, the occupation of Kuwait, and regentrification of the inner cities. Regime change starts at home and anus occupation needs to start at home to remove politicians with self and corporate interests out of office by any means necessary. Some politicians will read this and say Occupy this, holding their cheeks open in mockery. All I can say is your day will come. Now some of them will like it but I think the majority of them will not like it but they can rationalize things and for a few million dollars many will think its a minor inconvenience. Keep the pressure up so that even Preparation H wont help. Keep them bent over like they have done us for hundreds of years. That might be a good place for a GPS. Some Psychology behind Politics of Politicians. Well, this is my anal-ysis of the psychology behind politicians. We have some very anal politicians in their thinking. I believe that politicians and their constituents
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are in a power struggle between people in the oral stage and people in the anal stage of sexual development. If you have another explanation then Id like to hear it and Im sure there are many explanations but this is mine. I tried to simplify Sigmund Freud theory on Psychosexual Development below. Sigmund Freud (1856-1939) is probably the most well-known psychologist and the father of psychoanalysis. According to Freud, the Stages of Psychosexual Development are, completed in a predetermined sequence and can result in either successful completion and a healthy personality or can result in failure, leading to an unhealthy personality. Freud believed that we develop through stages based upon a particular erogenous zone. During each stage, an unsuccessful completion means that a child becomes fixated on that particular erogenous zone and either over or under-indulges once he or she becomes an adult. Oral Stage (Birth to 18 months). During the oral stage, the child if focused on oral pleasures (sucking). Too much or too little gratification can result in an Oral Fixation or Oral Personality which is evidenced by a preoccupation with oral activities. This type of personality may have a stronger tendency to smoke, drink alcohol, over eat, or bite his or her nails. Personality wise, these individuals may become overly dependent upon others, gullible, and perpetual followers. On the other hand, they may also fight these urges and develop pessimism and aggression toward others. You can say that the voters are represented by the oral stage and the politicians are represented by the anal stage. Anal Stage (18 months to three years). The childs focus of pleasure in this stage is on eliminating and retaining feces or in other words controlling shit. Through societys pressure, mainly by parents, the child has to learn to control anal stimulation. In terms of personality, after effects of an anal fixation during this stage can result in an obsession with cleanliness, perfection, and control (anal retentive). On the opposite end of the spectrum, they may become messy and disorganized (anal expulsive). The politicians are stuck in this stage of development and manifest in their behavior.
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Anal Occupied Personalities The Personalities of Politicians There are two types of anal occupied personalities: anal expulsive and anal retentive. Anal expulsiveness describes a personality type broadly defined as exhibiting cruelty, emotional outbursts, disorganization, self-confidence, (sometimes) artistic ability, generosity, rebelliousness and general carelessness indicating personality traits, such as conceit, ambition, and generosity, originating in habits, attitudes, or values associated with infantile pleasure in the expulsion of feces. This is where politicians manifest this behavior of arrogance, rebellious, conceited, ambitious and full of feces. Anal-expulsive are people fixated in the anal stage of psychosexual development. The anal stage is the second of five stages of psychosexual development. If stages were bases in baseball with five bases, they would be stuck on second base. Sigmund Freud believes the anal stage follows the oral stage of infant/earlychildhood development. This is a time when an infant's attention moves from oral stimulation to anal stimulation (usually the bowels but occasionally the bladder), usually synchronous with learning to control his or her excretory functions), a time of toilet training. For a child in this stage of development, control of bowel movements is the stage at which the child can express himself or herself by withholding, refusing to comply, or soiling. Conflicts with parents regarding toilet training can produce a fixation in this stage, which can manifest itself in adulthood by a continuation of erotic pleasure in defecation or in other words trying to control shit. Thats what politicians do control shit or try to control shit. Anal-retentive personalities commonly referred to as anal, is used to describe a person who pays such attention to detail that the obsession becomes an annoyance to others, potentially to the persons detriment. Like the anal expulsive personality of politicians they may also or in addition to exhibit signs of obsession and annoyance to others. Who other than politicians are obnoxious and annoying? Although those are not the only characteristics of anal retentive personalities in general they are assholes like most politicians. Freud also believed, the anal stage follows the oral stage of infant or earlychildhood development. This is a time when an infant's attention moves from oral
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stimulation to anal stimulation (usually the bowels but occasionally the bladder), usually synchronous with learning to control his or her excretory functions, a time of toilet training. Freud theorized that children who experience conflicts during this period of time may develop "anal" personality traits, namely those associated with a child's efforts at excretory control: orderliness, stubbornness, a compulsion for control. If these qualities continue into later life, the person is said to be "analretentive". Again you can see this type of personality in many of todays politicians. They want law and order for other people, they are stubborn and they are compelled to control others and be above the law because they make the laws to control others. As you can see from my simplification you can get a little background on why I think politicians think and act the way they do and how you can better understand their thinking and actions from a psychological perspective. I tried not to get too technical but to break it down a little into more understandable terms. Now you know where they are coming from. I am not a psychologist by any means but have taken many psychology courses both under graduate and graduate and will complete peer support specialist training with the Department of Veterans Affair this summer and plan to complete my doctorate in psychology in the next few years. While Freud may not thought about this because they were not experiencing those problems during his life time as we are today or maybe because he was rich but there is one more type of personality that manifests in these days and thats anal-cranial syndrome, Its a condition where people who did not successfully did not complete the anal stage of development go around with their head stuck up their anus. Youve seen them and although not all people with ac are politicians they do exhibit the same or similar personality behaviors such as self-confidence, (sometimes) artistic ability, generosity, rebelliousness (against society), carelessness, conceit, ambition, arrogance, obnoxious and annoying. Sometimes I wish they would all go ostrich and occupy their anus with their heads and keep them up there. Have you ever been close enough to a politician to smell this or her breath? You dont want to know what its like, imagine anophilemia: Kissing anus.
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Anal Cranial Syndrome

Anal Fixations The oral stage is Yancys first phase of psychosexual development. At the anal stage, the sexual pleasure is predominantly related to the pleasurable activities of the butt such as excitation of the anal cavity and booty cheeks, associated with relief, freedom and independence. Anal fixation is a condition, which causes certain people to always require stimulation of the anus and results in them developing a generous or tight personality. This is where people develop into givers or takers. Professor Yancy coined the concept. He thought that young infants get some sort of "orgasmic" pleasure from sucking, chewing, biting, squeezing, smooching, smelling, etc., because that is what is most important in their lives at that point: going to the toilet instead of a diaper, its the first sign of freedom and independence. Children who did not get enough stimulation were believed to later on develop anal fixation. This picture persists as a prototype of the expression of sexual satisfaction in later life.

Occupation or Preoccupation. I believe that people with anal fixations may have a genetic predisposition to being anal retentive, being stingy and power hungry control freaks. Thats why
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they are tight asses. They have a preoccupation with power and control and may have other insecurities that they may not want you to know about so they keep the pressure on you so you cant get a clear head and see whats going on and figure out a way to resolve your dilemma with them. Their occupation is a preoccupation with you and your resolve. Yancys Stages of Sexual Development Theory Stage Oral Genital Anal Nasal Facial Age Birth to 1 year 3 to 5 years old 2 to 5 years old 6 to 8 years old Adolescence Area Affected Mouth, skin, thumb Genitals Booty Cheek squeezing Nose Facial Cheek squeezing Desired Objects Breasts Opposite sex parent Own Booty Nose, Genitals Nose, Mouth, Booty

If during development the male has some issues that he does not resolve in the anal and nasal, and the facial stages he may have a conflict, that manifesting into serial buttocks fondling syndrome through the process of transference. People with anal fixations can be quickly be identified once you know the symptoms because they are always eating, biting their nails, licking their lips, drinking, chewing the tips of their pencils, smelling their fingers, trying to smell your fingers in the bathroom before you wash your hands, squeezing other peoples butts, squeezing their own butts, looking at other peoples butts, or making out in public showing their butts. I think the producers think that it was a little too risqu for a movie to show booty smooshing. Just think about it for a moment, when was the last time you saw a woman getting her booty smooshed in a movie? Never. Why? Someone in Hollywood thinks that this is taboo. Some jerks in Hollywood with anal fixations feel guilty about being neglected as a kid and as a result dont allow others the pleasures to satisfy their urges. Its a form control. Whats wrong with smooshing
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booties? Nothing is wrong with it when done in good taste and with consent of the booty owner; its a perfectly natural way to satisfy anal fixations. Really think about it. Its true. Question: What if I think I have an anal fixation? Answer: If you believe you have an anal fixation, don't panic! Many people lead productive and fulfilling lives despite their anal plight. In fact, many people believe Freud himself had both an anal and nasal fixation, which explains the constant cigar in his mouth and cocaine up his nose. If all else fails run for political office or become a writer and write about what you know. Question: Can I correct an anal fixation? Answer: More than likely, no. Some people may grow out of it, such as six year olds who still suck their thumbs. However, there is no way to actively reduce anal fixated activity, especially when you are somewhat older than that. For example, if you are thirty and still have an urge to smooshed booty, find someone who appreciates having their booty smooshed and just give in and enjoy yourself. Dont stop with and repress your desires or youll have more trouble; try to expand your talents. Thats all Im saying. You cant help it because you have a medical condition. I think you should get a check if its a disability, but its not up to me. Remember, one persons disability is anothers ability. The experience of satisfaction is responsible for the construction of the subject's desire and the continuous search for an object that can replicate this primal experience. In other words, its like an addiction. You try to get the same sensations, thrills, and satisfaction as you got earlier. Its a chase for the rush. An anal character structure is characterized by traits like greed, dependency, impatience, restlessness and curiosity and Ive seen some ugly characters in my times. Chewing, biting, pinching and squeezing are expressions of early aggressive needs, which later may play an important role in depressions, addictions and perversions. Question: Can I use an anal fixation to my advantage?
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Answer: Believe it or not, this statement is true, yes you can. It's easy to satisfy an anal fixation. Im sure that there are many people who would be more than willing to help you out; you just have to find them. So, remember, living with an anal fixation is okay. Just thank me, Professor Yancy for giving it an important medical name, which you can use to your advantage. Please take this simple test. 1. Do you like chocolate sprinkles on pastries? 2. Do you crave Hersey Chocolate Bars? 3. Do you like fudgesicles? 4. Do you like ice cream bars? 5. Do you like ice cream sandwiches? 6. If yes, do you like to lick between the ice cream between the cookies outside? 7. Do you walk with your butt clenched tight? 8. Do you like looking at butts including your own? 9. Do you like squeezing butts including your own? 10. Are you a serial buttocks fondler? If you answered yes to one or more of the above questions, then you may have an anal fixation. You may also be a booty sniffer but help is available. Some Anal Sexual Terms you may or may not know

ANDROSODOMY: Anal sex with a male partner ANOCRATISM: Anal sex ANOMEATIA: Anal sex with a female partner ANOPHILEMIA: Kissing anus ARSOMETRY: Anal sex

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Pluck Them By Timothy Yancy Pluck them in the eyes. Pluck them in the eyes Pluck them in the eyes And make them cry. Pluck then off their perch Pluck then off their perch Pluck then off their perch Because they dont have worth. Pluck them in their cars Pluck them off the train Pluck them in the heat Pluck then in the rain. Pluck them in the east Pluck them in the west Pluck them out the trees and pluck them out of their plucking nest. Pluck them from the North Pluck them from the South Pluck the politicians out of the white house. I decided to change the wording from puck to pluck the politicians after research and coming to the conclusion that some people would translate puck to a meaning of sexual connotations and thats not the intended purpose. There is no indication what so ever that I want this to be sexual favors for politicians unless they do a 180 degree change, then maybe. I dont want them to feel any gratification at all. Just discomfort and bloated. Read my book Pluck the Politicians on Amazon.com/Kindle available for only $7.95. This book is about
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real political change and is very in depth and realistic. It will make you open up your eyes to the political reality of today and will show you how politicians that were elected to look out for your best interest dont and who they actually look out for while living like the rich and famous celebrities instead of civil servants.

Don Rickles If you want, shoot hockey pucks up their anus with a baseball pitching machine if you got one. Speaking of hockey puck, how about cloning Don Rickles and putting him up their anus? Thats where he looks like he belongs or came from, I dont know which one. I havent heard of him for a while, where is he? Maybe thats why they act like the do because they have Don Rickles up their anus and Ill take and educated guess and say that maybe thats why they are out of order. I think having Don Rickles in your anus would keep you in a bad mood. Maybe we should remove Don Rickles form their anus, its like the mouse that puled the thorn out the lions paw. They became friend and not foes. Lets get Don Rickles out of their anus. Free Don Rickles. Free Don Rickles.

Free Don Rickles!

Insert Rosie ODonnell!

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Don Rickles is the last person that I would want in my anus and the first person Id want in the politicians anus. The man looks like he was made for the position and looks like he would not leave it. Put Don Rickles up the politicians anus and let him grow mushrooms. They grow best in warm, dark, moist places with manure. Grow portabella mushrooms, the big ones, and politicians like mushrooms. I you took a survey of politicians; Ill bet that youd find the majority of them eat mushrooms and like them. Yes, Im on to something. Rosie ODonnell is another person who would fill the position. She looks like she has plenty of experience in anal occupation and would be a perfect fill in not just for the female politicians but for the males as well. She is very dominant and once in the anus she would be difficult to get. Weve all seen her expand and contract. Politicians would need the fire department jaws of life pulling the anus open, a person with a chain saw, with two teams of horses pulling Rosie ODonnell out by her feet to remove Rosie just like it would take more than that to remove them from their offices (orifices). Remove them from their orifices, or tight space that they became lodged into. I think her experience on The View would give her another view and much insight with the help of a light. She might even enlighten some politicians or even herself. Rosie could be the Lodginator. If she gets

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pulled out, shell say, Ill be bock, in your anus. Look out Governor Schwarzenegger Rosie might terminate your anus! Rosie looks scary and looks like she can fight. She like Boy George and wears underwear with dick holes in them. Dave Chappelle Alternate and switch Don Rickles and Rosie ODonnell in and out of the politicians anus. If they still resist and are stubborn then occupy their anus with both of them inside. Wedge them in and increase their capacity. Im scared of her! I dont know about you but this is where I draw my line with women who wear mens draw with dick holes. Only one thing is supposed to go in the hole and one thing is supposed to come out of the hole. Call me superstitious or crazy if you want to but better safe than sorry. Don is the number 1 rudest white male in America and Rosie is the number 1 rudest female in America. This is not a racist issue but rather a match or right fit. The politicians are mostly and have been traditionally been white males and now there are a few white women in politics but they all need their anus occupied. Both are rude, abrasive, obstinate and I love that about them. They are like red wine on a white shirt, they are soaked in and entrenched and engrained. They are not going anywhere and are there to stay. If they were sexually transmitted diseases theyd be herpes. No cure what so ever. It just stays with you. Give Don a break and insert Boy George and Rosie ODonnell (Rosie Boy) in Daisy Duke shorts and combat boots. They would be like Batman and Robin of Anus Occupation. March them in and out like employee turnover at UPS. If the politicians still resist, then put both of them inside and have a double occupation. Double occupy their anus. Occupy their anus with the armed forces. They treat them like crap after soldiers become Veterans and need help form the institution that is responsible for their demise.

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Top 60 Celebrity Recruits for Occupy Their Anus

Arnold Schwarzenegger Let Arnold terminate the anus. If not hell be bock. He knows the ins and outs of the political anus because he is an insider and was one himself. He could muscle his way through the system plus he does not have a job right now and we dont need any more Terminator movies. He just wiggled out of a tight situation and can muscle his way into something to redeem himself.

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John Rambo First Blood Youve seen him in tunnels in First Blood and Rambo III in Afghanistan. He has experience in caves and could easily learn his way around and could go deep and trench in. Not only that but if he ran out of ammo he could box his way into another location because he is an anus warrior. As an Army ranger he is prepared to go deep and long and for as long as possible but generally recon and extractions. If he goes off or out of control we got to know where to find Col. Trottmen to calm him down and bring Rambo back. He got more missions waiting for him when he gets back. Rambo goes to Washington to lead the mission Veteran anus occupation. Airborne. Hoorah Sargent.

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Forest Gump Gump Fiction From Mad TV parody Gump Fiction, Lets get medieval on their buttocks. Put a catapult up their buttocks or shoot objects up their anus with a catapult. Youve seen him on Mad TV and if you didnt you missed it but maybe its on YouTube or bootleg. Occupy their Anus and get Medieval on those buttocks Forrest.

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Forest Whitaker The Last King of Scotland, Ghost Dog, the Last King of Anus occupation, Three Kings, the Kings of Comedy, Martin Luther King, and Rodney King all in one and at the same time! He would command a following as he is always a leader like Martin Luther King but he looks like he can take a beating if needed like Rodney King. Rest in peace Rodney. 2012. Forest is multifaceted like that plus he was a rage in Harlem. If he could stay away from womens feet he could fill the shoes of the anus. Thats enough qualification for me. Plus he got some bumps or rash thing on the back of his neck that I think he caught from Ving Rames that would make his head like a ribbed condom or French tickler. Being a big black man goes a long way in this business. Forest Whitaker is a big, black, bad mofo and he did it all without hair. He always had the same haircut. Every other actor is known for having different hair styles through their career but not him. Does his hair even grow? Ghost dog and disappear and reappear. Forest, occupy their anus. Hes even a magician.

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Danny Trejo He is one short, ugly Mexican, bad ass mofo, and he loves to fight. I only have one question when it comes to Danny, is he for real or is he a computer animation? You cant beat him up and if you do, it wont show on his face. Occupy their Anus. He looks like he got an itch or two and he could make their uncomfortable and thats what we want. Give him some spray paint and let him paint a mural like his many tattoos while he occupies their anus.

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Justin Bierber Let him occupy their anus and dont come out for 40 years like Rip Van Winkle. Im tired of him and feel he is very over rated. What does he do except go on talk shows and get paid? I guess the world needed a white Michael Jackson kid as a prototype of Prince Michael and Blanket Jackson (when he was young and innocent) and they created him.

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Eddie Murphy Eddie is an anus expert and always talks about them in his standup comedy. I dont think there is anything about the anus that he does not know. He is almost an unofficial proctologist. He knows the dangers of the clenched but and knows when someone is looking at the butt, hes almost like a butt psychic. I think he can read toilet paper sheets. Let him do stand up and make Raw Anus, Delirious II and Shrek Donkey sounds until the politicians could no longer take it and pass out. Pass gas, pass out, just quit or well send Charlie Murphy up there to help him out ant then you really got trouble.

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Alfred E. Neuman No Worries, Alfred has a big dildo head just like the Obama Head of State vibrator. He needs to give back to America and quit just looking stupid. Hes been around a long time and should have learned something by now. If not just stick him up there anyway just to get rid of him and take Howdy Dowdy with him, he looks like Howdy Dowdys big brother.

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Elias Brothers Big Boy Put his big freckled face, red haired, overall wearing country A right up their anus. Take a hamburger and shake with you because you may be up there for a while Big Boy. He should feel right at home inside some hot buns.

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Adrian Brody

Adrian Brody can lead the way with his nose. Its like a bull dozer; he has the perfect steam shovel nose for the job. It looks like a snow plow ready to clear the high way after a snow storm. That nose could spread those political cheeks real wide like Bangalore torpedoes breaching a mine field.

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Borat This list is not just for Americans but people who are good for the job. Maybe they could qualify for a H1 Visa for employment. Pay them. Borat just seems like he would be a perfect complement to Adrian Brody in the area of anal occupation. Borat and Anus just seems to go together like rum and cola. Its a perfect match. Not just Borat, put Bruno and Ali G up there too. Also he got the right kind of moustache for booty duty.

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Mike Tyson Iron Mike, maybe they need iron on their anus, a branding iron with a brand that says, This anus has been occupied. Mike is a good start and a fighter as well just put a muzzle on him or tell him politicians ears are off limits, they are not pig ears. Let him punch them in the anus or punch his way out. Mike will bite his way in if he had to and once you had him inside you would want him to leave very quickly and would do anything to get him to leave. He could be in the Steven Stegal movies, Anus Exit Wounds because Steven Stegal always got a brother with him because he knows we got heart and got his back and he got yours. Mike you take the lead on this one and do your thing. I love that he moves on with his life despite adversity and he has seen more than his fair share. Big Mike, be strong and Occupy that Anus. I depend on your strength and courage.

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Steven Segal The plump version, without a doubt Steven Stegal is no joke and would be a major pain in the anus. It could hurt to have him inside and you saw in the movies, even government special police and military cant mess with him. Steven Segal would cause their anus to have irritable bowel syndrome. I have plenty of respect for him. He knows how to fight his way in or out of any situation and would not be scared. He could use anus aikido and use the strength of the political anus as a weapon against itself. Ive seen him break arms and legs and now maybe he can break an anus or two for starters and let them know we are not playing with them. Steven Segal has been on Deadly Ground before and left Exit Wounds. He knows that politicians are not Above the Law. Steven I love you man. Known to fluctuate in size, big or thin Steven Stegal is no one to take lightly. No one is above the law.

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Ice T and Ice Cube These two guys would get the anus cold and dripping wet and out of its comfort zone. Get gangster in the anus. There is nothing like a pimp and a gangster running up to occupy their anus. Keep it gangster dog. Keep it Gangster. Ice Cube would start a strip joint up in that mug. Cube this is not for entertainment purposes only and we got rules to go by. Do your thing but remember to have a nice day and bring your A-K.

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Tom Cruise Hes the best of the best and I think we could keep him out of the public for quite some time her. He could go and take him Oprah Winfrey Show couch jumping, Scientology worshipping, Jerry McGuire A right up to Washington and be the Top Gun of Anus Occupation. Bring a trampoline with you if you want. You got time now, you just got a divorce. He could be an Officer and a Gentleman of Anus Occupation. He could be a bar tender and toss cocktails in there if he wanted to and you know why? Hes Tom Freckin Cruise thats why and thats good enough to Occupy their Anus. Tom just dont start your own religion up in there anustology.

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The Pope Speaking of anustology, the pope looks like hes occupied and anus or two along the way. Out of the whole list I think he has the most experience and is the best man for the job. The Vatican has always had their feet, head, and other bodily part up someones anus and is the most relentless and has the most experience. Put some nuns up there with him and create a trilogy. He looks like he could get out of that robe pretty quick if he had to. Why doesnt he wear pants? Pope I got a few suggestions to improve the catholic image/ Get rid of hot cross buns, it sounds too much like torture, dump the rectories, it sounds too much like rectum occupation, change the name of mass to church service. Mass sound like a code for ass. Well you get the idea and dont forget where you got it from first. Maybe he can arrange some psychic buttocks reading while he occupies their anus.

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Saddam Hussein He was a no nonsense man and did personally kick much A. He had that big moustache that looked like it could clean an anus as well and would be a great candidate to Occupy their Anus if he was still alive. Bin Laden on the other hand was too tall and lanky. He would be like a q-tip in a big anus or a tic-tac in a whales mouth, in other words he would not do too much good. Put a stove top hat on him and he would look like a Saudi Abraham Lincoln.

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Adolf Hitler Its the moustache thing again. The moustache and the stick and riding boots. Hitler would ride that anus out and would be in my top ten list of people to Occupy their Anus. He was very ridged and could march around their anus and talk until they passed out or surrender. Put the Furer up their anus, the anus furer. He could organize waves of anus occupation soldiers and invade their anus. Hail Hitler!

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John Wayne and John Wayne Gacy The Duke. He would be tough to get out of the anus once he went in. I could hear him now, Get the hell out of here, Im in this anus to stay, Dude. Remember he made the movie The Big Red One, Occupy their Anus with a Big Red One. I had the unfortunate luxury of being stationed at Ft. Riley, Kansas in the Army and it has the distinction of being the 8th Wonder of the World. The only hole above ground. Thats what John Wayne would bring to the Occupy their Anus movement; constipation, strength, stubbornness and experience. Not to be confused with John Wayne Gacy who may not have been a bad choice to Occupy their Anus.

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Gumpy and Pokey Gumpy is also tall, green, flexible, can fit in places others may not be able to. Pokey can give him a ride and kick in there just like a baby in his mothers womb to give her a signal that its close to time to go. Hes from Texas so he can hold his own Just dont play cards with him or you might lose your anus. Gumpy is a bad mofo and he is strapped. Ride off into the sunset, I mean occupy their anus Gumpy and Pokey.

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Magic Johnson Who wants an overweight, six foot nine, over-sized Tracey Morgan clone, Rent-aCenter spokesman, Black man dribbling a basketball and dunking with stinky feet in their anus please step forward. I do. Magic Johnson is legend and can be the legend to occupy their anus also. In the words of Magic Johnson, Now thats what Im talkin bout. Put Magic up their anus with a case of Magic Shave hair removal crme. They will find out why they really call him Magic when he plays hide the weenie.

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Dennis Rodman He looks like an expert anus occupier plus he has long arms and can keep the anus from closing or locking up. He looks greasy enough to get in and do the job and slippery enough to get out when the job is done. Dennis, just being upfront with you, its a suicide mission. Hopefully you wont make it back but if you do, well give you another ring and some Tidy Bowl and some wet naps for your ring around the collar.

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Shaquille ONeil Put his big, giant, seven feet tall, three hundred pound A up their anus. He said that he wants to be a cop, and then he could get good practice by Occupying their Anus in Washington. He could be a Wizard, an anus wizard. I think big guys with bald heads more easily fill the slots. Shaq, just remember youre heading down a slippery slope and a Hersey highway, be careful.

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Mini Me (Harve ???? and Tattoo) Originally I took him Mini Me the list because he is so small he could easily slip into darkness and they would not even know hes here. He is too easy to get unlodged in there so for the sake of practically I had to remove him from the list. One fart and hed become a human cannon ball. I dont want him hurt, hes a treasure but dont go camping with him. All hell do is complains. Tattoo is another case. Hes mean and will fight people or pit dogs; it doesnt matter to him. That may not be another reason for him to go. Sorry mini me. The list was full and the process was very selective, we had to cut one person and it was hard and we decided to cut you for safety reasons but did refer you to Disney on Ice. Plus they got hard soled baby midget sole shoes and they automatically start kicking when you pick them up. Youve seen it with both babies and midget. They go straight for the nellies too. Watch out if they try to remove them from the anus occupation.

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Uncle Fester He has the perfect cranium to Occupy Their Anus, bald so that there is no friction going in and very phallic looking. He wears loose clothing that is easy for his body to stay cool while hes working and he does not need energy to provide his own light in the darkness when he works. Amazingly there are people who might be related to him who also make the list. Uncle Fester looks like an old fart and Im sure that he still has a few good ones left in him.

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Rosie Boy Rosie ODonnell looks like a human genetically engineered, ground hog and Sonic Hedgehog, hybrid clone with her own joy stick. Once she gets to spinning around in the anus, you can forget peace though especially if Donald Trump joins in with his Occupy their anus apprentices. Boy George and Rosie ODonnell could tag team in the anus. They may not list it on their resume but I got a stinky suspicion about them. I call them Rosie Boy.

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Andrew Zimmerman (Did he used to be Boy George?) You never see both of them in the same place at the same time. If my memory is correct I think Boy George liked to eat bizarre foods like his drummer. Let him eat out of their anus and let them collapse from the inside out. He could be worth his weight and wont bite off more than he can chew. He likes bizarre foods and Im sure he could find something in the anus to suit his taste. Is he Uncle Festus illegitimate son? He looks just like him to me. Can he light a bulb with is mouth though?

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Axel Rose

Guns and Roses not exactly two things I think about when it comes to political movements. I do like excitement and noise and no one can bring on the noise better than Axel Rose. He is one rowdy dude and he can bring his energy to occupy their anus. He is the only person on the list with a guitar player, Slash. Axel you can bring Slash and his guitar but please dont slash their anus. If we wanted that we would have gotten Freddy Kruger instead of you and we would also have some real legal problems. Welcome to the anus, Axel.

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Sting I havent heard about him in a while and he might be free. I like his spiked hair, its like a caterpillar of anus occupation, and its not worms but the next best things. Make them wiggle. Hes just want the world of anus occupation needs sting, something with some bite in it. We got to make them itch and scratch. Some politicians will sniff their fingers and get caught and we know that we dont want them making decisions for us. Not booty whiffers. Maybe Sting could have a free concert and really get it packed inside. Anus Aid, the concert not the drink like Booty Sweat and Booty Juice drinks. Anus Aid is not a disease the disease are the politicians whose anus we want to occupy.

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Charles Barkley Juan Williams is afraid of a large black man, thats who. Juan Williams said it, hes afraid of all black men. Barkley is the mouth of the South number 2. The Original Mouth of the South is Muhammad Ali and although Id like to see Ali here there, hes been exposed to enough toxins and Id like to see him around as long as he can get around. Barkley is also big, black, bold, rash, abrasive, loud, boisterous, and obnoxious, just perfect to Occupy their Anus. Did I say large? Whos afraid of a large black man when he is occupying their anus? I hope all of the politicians are. Charles bring your golf clubs and come in swinging, Ive seen you play. Golf is a game of finesse not strength. Just a tip for you. No cigars please, there will be enough smoke in their anus with Snoop Dogg, Cheech and Chong, Sean Penn and Bill Cosby.

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Bill Cosby Cosby needs a good cause not that he does not have a good cause but I think he should go where is most appreciated and that would be my cause occupy their anus. Bill Cosby, Ph.D. is really a smart man and is qualified to speak on many subjects and we know he has plenty of stories. If anyone is going to start a filibuster in the anus, I want it to be him. Cos, yes you can smoke in their anus if you want and dont have to worry about doing a Clinton. Maybe it would be like a bee hive and they would get calm and under control. I dont know exactly what smoke does to bees but it stops them from flying around and doing bee stuff and maybe the same thing will work for politicians. Maybe bees just should not smoke and second hand smoke is just as bad for them as it is for people. Cos is good at plugging his shows in Las Vegas when he is on TV and I think he would be great to get publicity for the movement. Plus he could be in charge of snacks. Cos could you bring some Jell-O chocolate pudding? Yes you can bring Camille along if she wants to come.

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Snoop Doggy Dogg Snoop is so smooth he could rap his way into anus occupation history for schizell. Hes tall and skinny and could easily slip in not that we want to make it easy. He we ever needed to get him out quick we have two options; pull him out by his long legs or out by his ponytails. Snoop is known to travel with a posse and other things that sound like posse but is not.

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Cheech and Chong If nothing else they would make a lot of noise and up in smoke, anus smoke and lots smoke. Between them and Snoop Dogg, they would fumigate their anus. Im no expert but I think that a smoking anus is not a good thing. Instead of an ear ache my eye, it would be an anus ache my eye and after they left the anus would be still smoking.

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Bin Laden Tall and lanky he could wiggle his way into any anus. He is used to cave dwelling and spelunking. With his camouflage he could hide out in their anus and could move from anus to anus undetected. He got mad skills to occupy their anus. If he did not want you to find him not even a proctologist could find him once he occupies their anus. Every few weeks he could slip out a cassette tape with a message on it kind of like Cracker Jacks of the anus with a surprise inside.

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Mick Jagger Mick Jagger seems like he would upset an anus. Hes tall and lanky like Abe Lincoln and Bin Laden and also sports a stove top hat. Maybe we could get Stove Top Stuffing as a sponsor and stuff their anus. Anyone with a stove top hat would be welcome to occupy their anus but it is not a requirement but if you could find one I think I could get you All Area Access to occupy their anus.

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Abe Lincoln Do you ever wonder why you see so many different images of President Obama? Why does he resemble so many other people? Its because hes a clone. I think Hitler cloned him, its just my theory but how knows? I dont know why but Abe would have made a perfect person to occupy their anus and he was one of them to a certain extent but he rocked the boat and did not go along with the interest of the rich so he had to be eliminated. He was tall and lanky like Ben Laden but wore a stove pipe hat and smoked a pipe. Sorry Abe but no smoking inside the anus or wed have to invite President Clinton and I dont think that he might be the right person for the job; he is more interested in another type of job and it begins with a b. If you cant figure that out, go ask someone please. Maybe he could reenact the Gettysburg Address in their anus. That would be more than enough to get any politician to leave. If that doesnt work maybe we could get Beetle Juice.

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Beetle Juice

Speaking of Beetle Juice, he would scare them out of their anus. Thats his specialty and personally although I knew we were on the same team, I would not want to occupy their anus with him. I dont like ghost and you might say How do you know if you never met one? I didnt say it didnt. I had enough real world ghost and spirit events to scare Steven King. I havent seen any aliens that I know of but Im not dead yet otherwise Id occupy their anus with Beetle Juice and scare the hell out of them.

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David Copperfield Let him occupy their anus and make it disappear. Dont make it an anal illusion but an anal optical reality. Make their anus disappear for real. Good bye politicians. Let them occupy their own anus! No that wont work, theyll only end up having a caucus in their ending in a filibuster and the last thing we need is another filibuster. One is too much if you ask me. We got back up for the filibusters though; Rev. Al Sharpton and Bill Cosby. They should be able to hold them off until reinforcements come.

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Liberace Speaking of gaudy, I think that Liberace would be one of the top contenders to occupy their anus. I dont know why but it would be a big anal event if Liberace was alive to occupy their anus and I think he would be more than honored to be included inside. The only thing is his robes take up so much room and Im sure it would be a problem if people walked on it. Maybe he could borrow a shorter robe from the Burger King King.

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Sir Elton John Besides Liberace, Sir Elton John would be a great edition and event planner. I dont l know if there is an anus big enough for both of them to fit in tough but Im sure they would try. I think any day would be fine to occupy their anus but if ask Elton John when is the best day to occupy their anus and hed say, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday nights alright.

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Al Sharpton He is already a pain in the anus and probably has the most experience in being a pain in the anus. Hes big and greasy looking and probably would leave crumbs in the anus during his occupation and do some damage. Would you want him to occupy your anus? I think not. Case closed. I think Rev. Al would be a good person to have on our side just in case a filibuster breaks out. We got to have all the bases covered. What is a filibuster anyways, can you order it at Dave and Busters?

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Flava Flav You say occupy, I say anus. You say occupy, I say anus. Throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just dont care and when youre ready to occupy their anus let me hear you say oh yeah. Oh yeah. The M.C. of anus occupation, he not only looks like he can occupy an anus, he looks like he got stuck in an anus or two. With his gold teeth grill, he could chew his way in or out of the anus if he had the urge. Why does Flav wear a clock? So he knows when its time to occupy their anus! Flav, no smoking in the anus. You got to take those Newports outside like in the rest of the US.

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Gary Coleman What you talking about? Gary Coleman always seemed to be mad, at least when I saw him on television. He is like a gremlin and a badger and that my friend is not a good mix normally but when you occupy their anus, it could be a good thing. He is another intelligent but very obnoxious person. People did not understand him and I think this would have been a great place for him to make his mark in history. Rest in peace Gary Coleman. You would have been great in the movement.

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George Jefferson R.I.P. Sherman Helmsley. We know you moved on up and thats what you would have done to Occupy their anus if you were still alive. You would not give the politicians any rest from stomping around in their anus to doing the chicken dance. Thats what they need people to dance in their anus like line dancing, the electric slide watch your step) and the Texas Two Step. Break Dancing would also be allowed as long as the dancers bring their own paper (Cardboard) and remove it when they leave.

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Mickey Rourke Let him occupy their anus for 9 weeks. Im sure theyd be ready to give in after that. I could hear them now saying enough is enough. If they played music in their anus they would play Get the funk outta my face, by the Brothers Johnson. It would be funky up in there if Mickey still practices his religion that does not bathe. Lets hope he cleaned up his act, thats what we need. Mickey Rourke go occupy their anus and take Sean Penn with you. Between them both it would be plenty of trouble with two bad boys occupying their anus, or three if you take P Diddy with you.

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Sean Penn Like bad boy Sean Penn is in your face, Sean Penn would in their anus with pop bottles on his fingers. How come he did not hook up with P Diddy and Bad Boy Records? This guy comes off as a prick but thats what we need too pricks with commitments. Knock Sean Penn if you want but he went to Haiti and is still there doing what he can to make things better for people. Just a note from me, I also worked with Haitian refugees and before it was fashionable. In 1992 I was a camp commander for the US Army in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba during the coming to America exodus, while I am not a prick I am an organizer and an action person who is not afraid to step up. I just dont talk the talk, I walk the walk. When you need someone to bark like a dog as well as bite like a dog, Sean Penn is the go to guy!

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Sean P Diddy Combs Youve seen him on Making the Band Id like to see him in Occupy their Anus. Not an original bad boy but the founder of Bad Boy Records and a media mogul. Sean Combs is a man of action and not just because he has children by a super model but the man is intense and gets results. He is not afraid of a confrontation either, surrounds himself with the most talented and dedicated people (I hope he pays well). I like the man because he is smart, has keen business sense, is dedicated to his causes and kicks anus and gets results. Knowing P Diddy he would turn it into a media event and launch some type of business line. How about Bad Boy Anus floss? You got to keep your anus clean right? How about launching a burger chain? Bad Boy Black Anus Burgers. Sounds tasty Diddy.

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Clowns (Killer Clowns from Outer Space) Put 10,000 clowns with balloons up their anus. That way we could get rid of all the clowns and the politicians, they are clowns anyways. Politicians are running a three ring circus anyway, the house, congress and the white house. There would be tears of a clown and tears from me because I dont like clowns with their big feet and air horns. I dont know what it is but they are not funny. If you have ever seen a circus, they always have the car with all the clowns inside. I think they were mini coopers before they became popular; they always have been and always will be clown cars. Maybe drive a convoy of mini Coopers to occupy their Anus. What happened to the Killer Clowns from Outer Space? Maybe we can get them to come back to Earth and occupy their anus.

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Bruce Willis John McLane we need you to occupy their anus and again and again if necessary. Occupy their Anus. Occupy their Anus 2. Occupy their Anus with a Vengeance. Live Free or Occupy their Anus. Do what you got to do Bruce. If anyone can help out it is you. This time keep your shoes on because it can get messy inside there. Bruce Willis is known to tear stuff up in his movies and keeping in his tradition, Bruce Willis would tear up that anus and leave a big mess, but if thats what it takes, Bruce you got a free reign to do what you got to do. If you can please bring Samuel L. Jackson with you and let him help you occupy their mutha F ing anus!

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Samuel L. Jackson Youve seen him in many movies and I am convinced that he is just like he is in the movie and is a force to be reckoned with. Samuel L. Jackson is what the occupy their anus movement needs. If youve seen snakes on the planes you could imagine him in the anus. Im tired of these mutha F ing politicians and their mutha f ing anus. Sam and Bruce could occupy that anus with a vengeance.

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Tony Little (Not to be confused with Malcolm Little (X))

Yes the guy with the pony tail and baseball cap that looks like he was on speed, Red Bull, Ciclon, Coke and Coffee all at the same time. I dont know the name of his exercise machine but it seems like he had a lot of energy to burn off and thats what this movement needs, people with money, energy, and a following. Like he did on the machine, he could go forward in their anus, backwards in their anus; he could move his feet and his arms at the same time. He can even turn his baseball cap around backward, Tony I dont care what you do when you occupy their anus just do something and be loud like you are. Maybe you could make an occupy their anus infomercial; if you can sell $3 billion in exercise equipment, then you wont have any problems filling their anus for occupation. Please just dont start any fires in the anus, I dont want to see anyone hurt and no one knows the long term dangers of second hand anus smoke.

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Malcolm X He was born Malcolm Little. Occupy their anus by any means necessary. I know thats what he would have said if he was still alive but Malcolm X your spirit is still alive with the true revolutionaries and militants not just here in America but all around the world. You said, The future belongs to those who prepare for it today. Well Malcolm today is the future you tried to prepare us for and its not exactly working so some of us are going to have to pick up the torch where you left off 40 years ago and try to keep it lit this time.

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Professor Yancy Last but not least and least of all a celebrity but a bad mofo none the less. He needs to be there to occupy their anus because he kicked it off. When there is a cause he can be found supporting it to the best of his ability and dedication and this is probably the most important cause of them all and it is a matter of life and death of the American citizens. It seems like I have had my anus occupied by the politicians as long as I can remember so I need to reciprocate and occupy their anus to show my appreciation and frustration to the system. Like 50 Cents get rich or die trying, I believe get free or die trying. I put my life on the line for this country in the Gulf War and not Im doing it again in the name of freedom from oppression and anarchy. Im putting my money where my mouth is and getting off my anus and into the politicians anus. In conclusion, there are many celebrities here pictured with guns and that is just a coincidence as I do not advocate violence unless absolutely necessary, then I am an advocate of busting caps in their anus. History is filled with people who for one reason or another busted a cap in someones anus and I believe that you got to do what you got to do when you got to do it. Thats not the focus of this movement
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and hopefully will never be but I cant say it wont be. Maybe that will be someone elses movement. The occupy their anus movement too great to deny. Its like Field of Dreams and the running of the lemurs. If you start it they will come running. At least thats my idea. There are many celebrities that would fill the need but I tried to pick the best of the best to fill the positions and Im sure I left out many more well qualified celebrities to fill the need. If you know of a celebrity who you think would be a good candidate, please contact me on FaceBook and post a comment. I appreciate all of your comments and concerns. Sign up at www.FaceBook.com/OccupyTheirAnus. Also look for Pluck the Politicians The Plan for True Political Reform in 2012 by Professor Timothy Yancy available now on Scribd.com and Amazon.com/Kindle in eBook form only. When we leave, lets pull out or withdraw with the same intensity and leave them with anal prolapse. The movement will not be forgotten and will leave a dent in their anus. Remember that big brother may be watching you but you are also watching big brother. Be vigilant. Professor Timothy Yanz Yancy

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Pluck the Politicians

The 2012 Plan for Absolute and Total United States Political Reform

The Politicians are elected to be our servants, we are not theirs! Lets pluck them off their perches. Dedicated to Michael Moore, Rush Limbaugh, Howard Zinn and to All the Citizens of the United States of American

By Professor Timothy Yanz Yancy

Available on Amazon.com, FastPencil.com and Scribd.com

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