Also known as BC (Easier to remember than IA and it rhymes!

) Volume 1, Issue 34 (Is it hot in here or is the Presidential election close?) Copyright 2012 by Jeffrey H. Kahn All rights reserved

Idiots Anonymous
October 2012

Will Obama Qualify For Unemployment? D Whilyyweeweee

My First Groupie Speaks Out! By Chawnaw Hershel Kahn Idiots Anonymous wants you as a groupie and we are willing to sell you a real cotton t-shirt with the inscription, I AM AN IDIOT! on it for $100.00 not including taxes, shipping and handling. If you buy two of them I will include the next one for free for only $50.00. That is correct shipping and handling is free for both! Idiots Anonymous has a groupie and he wants to speak out! He doesnt want anyone to know his last name. Would you want to if you were our groupie? By John (A real anonymous person!) The new ad campaign for Obama is, Lets finish what we started. If we finished what we started, there will not be an America left! And as for unemployment, how can you finish what you started if you didnt even start what you started? How about lets finish paying off our bills? Unfortunately, with all our borrowing from China, were going to have to have a fortune cookie bake sale! I could not agree with you more, John! Let me add that I think you could use two t-shirts. I am pretty sure I can get your size. What does Rush Limbaugh have that I dont have? Coffee mugs and other assorted goodies for great profiteering! Stay tuned for an assortment of goods! Chawnaw@rocketmail.com The Truth About Nonsense! 3 rd Edition By Chawnaw Hershel Kahn
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By Chawnaw Hershel Kahn If Obama is defeated will he be eligible to collect unemployment insurance? Whileslsffoiho38484857579 Can you imagine Obama walking into an I employment agency and after looking around striding up to the Concierge who greets him with a broad forced smile and says, How can I help you? He answers, I am unemployed. She responds casually looking at him and asks, Were you fired or left for health reasons? Obama smiles and takes out a note card hidden in his top jacket pocket and reads, I was retired against my Only will and would like to collect unemployment insurance for 26 weeks as the people have spoken and demanded lengthy compensation. Thinking He\\ a short minute she responds, Fill out these for Clo forms and then you will have to have orientation if you qualify. She says handing him some paperwork and continues, Make sure you put down your previous employment and the name of your boss and I will also need to see your Social Security Card. Becoming agitated he responds, I dont have a Social Security Card. Well then how did you get your previous job? She asks also becoming agitated. He turns his note card over and reads, Through lots of friends with influence. He looks around the room stealthily and continues, My friends can help you too. Then he asks cautiously, What should I put down for forced retirement if I was the boss? Well, I never know? She says and asks, Do you have dont health care benefits? If so you can continue to pay into it until you get another job. My health care benefits are the best in the world and I will have them until I expire! Obama reads the paperwork, Guadagno have to look for work while I am Do I collecting? She answers, Thats right you have to look for work. This is not a stimulus package! Then she winks at him and says, This system is automated. With a sigh of relief Obama says, Well, being an American is not so bad after all!