Also known as BC (Easier to remember than IA and it rhymes!) Volume 1, Issue 33 (Did you miss me, I was on vacation?

) Copyright 2012 by Jeffrey H. Kahn All rights reserved

Idiots Anonymous
October 2012

In The News! DBy Chawnaw Hershel Kahn Whilyyweeweee In Beverly Hills, California a new church opened last week called Our Lady of Perpetual Spending. Obama was chosen as its Patron Saint Whileslsffoiho38484857579 and in good faith appointed a Pastor Czar from his I office of budget management to head the new flock. We will do our best to uphold the tradition of the Democratic Party. Father Joseph Smith said and added, America is a free country and we must pay as much taxes as possible to keep it free! A new unemployment low was reported of 7.8 percent by the Federal Government after an Only accountant rehashed the figures just in time for the Presidential election. Not included were those who no longer collect unemployment and are He\\ retired on Welfare. We expect it to go a lot lower Clo if it is necessary. Said someone anonymously to this reporter. In actuality our nation is experiencing close to 17 percent unemployment if you factor in those who are actually not working as well as working part time and those who are collecting unemployment. This reporter went to a job fair in April and was told that over 5,000 people showed up for the one day event! Are you out of work? Let us know how long and what occupation you are seeking. As a means of supplementary income many have chosen to go to a plan B, which is making an income through another source, such as renting out your property as a parking lot if you live near a never stadium. Myself, I am waiting for Social Security. With my luck I will have to pay taxes on it! After all we need a free country! Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, but where are children from? Please tell us Guadagno at Idiots Anonymous where are your children come from. This reporter and the staff are in a quandary as to the answer to this question and would greatly appreciate if you would help us out.

The New Jewish GPS! By Chawnaw Hershel Kahn A Jewish GPS with a female voice just hit the market. This reporter tried it out and upon turning it on heard the ensuing statement. I DONT CARE IF YOU GET TO WHERE YOU WANT TO GO! With the Jewish GPS you wont miss an exit. If perchance you do, youll never hear the end of it! As the route enfolded my navigator discovered that my life was incomplete and mentioned that she had a GPS friend in Canarsie who had a GPS friend in Que Garden Hills who knew of a woman with three children, two cats and various sized goldfish who was looking for another mate. It seems her husband passed on leaving her very well off and he did her right by dying! The downside of this conversation was that when my Jewish GPS found out that I am neither a doctor, lawyer or scientist, but only a creative writer, the screen went blank for a few minutes in total consternation! After she spoke to me again I was meticulously prudent not to mention that I write Idiots Anonymous! Sorry I couldnt tell her if Hemmingway was Jewish! During the trip I made sure to eat all my vegetables and was not allowed any soda. The big advantage that the Jewish GPS has to offer is that you will get precise directions, arrive totally humble and willing do anything the GPS tells you to do. All in all it was a very enjoyable ride or so I have been told! Chawnaw@rocketmail.com The Truth About Nonsense! 3 rd Edition By Chawnaw Hershel Kahn
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