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Welcome Week has come and gone (see page 10-11), and the Carillon hopes you had a fun week, lled with love and free ice cream. But now that is all over, and you will never smile again this year. Bob meant once love, as in, never again. Have a wonderful semester, friends.
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contributors this week jake stinson colton hordichuk britton gray jhett folk kris klein todd blyth sebastian prost dustin christianson jordan palmer
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cuts like a knife 3 Projected cuts to the theatre department are beginning to see more concrete numbers, and the Fine Arts Department and FASA are concerned about the quality and survival of productions, and how to compensate for the budget losses.
30 years of awesome 6 Compiling 30 years worth of exhibits is a daunting task, but that hasnt stopped the staff at the Neutral Ground from putting together the retrospective exhibition, NG30, in celebration of its thirtieth birthday. I hope the cake is made of post-modern theory.
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In the late 1950s, the University of Regina planned the construction of several new buildings on the campus grounds. One of these proposed buildings was a bell tower on the academic green. If you look out on the academic green today, the rst thing youll notice is that it has absolutely nothing resembling a bell tower. The University never got a bell tower, but what it did get was the Carillon, a newspaper that serves as a symbolic bell tower on campus, a loud and clear voice belonging to each and every student. Illegitimi non carborundum.
newbie 14 The cougar mens hockey team has sucked in recent years. However, rookie coach Todd Johnson is looking to turn things around. Rumour has it the team may win more than a few games this year. Can we make a coach do rookie duties? Chug that Mickey.
I WANT ICE CREAM 19 Quebec students have fought for their delicious ice cream (low tuition) rights, and have been called brats. Saskatchewan students seem content to accept that we only get a bran mufn. Perhaps it is time we throw a temper tantrum and get in on that chocolate avoured justice.
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news writer Students, families and friends roamed the halls outside of Gym 3 in the Kinesiology building, exploring the cultural student groups the university has to offer as the sounds of diverse languages, dialects and accents lled the air. The gym itself was packed, as people had an opportunity to taste food and entertainment from places that many students call home. Business student, Forman Ali, performed a number of religious dances while dressed in bright formal attire from Bangladesh with a group of other students. Were trying to show off our culture, he said. Ali is currently in his third year at the University of Regina. He said he decided to start attending classes at the university to further his education, as well as to help with the process of immigrating to Canada. [The event] is kind of a way for students ... to show off their home countries and how proud ground, she said. For us, we just come here, we not only have to adapt [ourselves] to the western culture but I think in some way our culture [is] kind of devalued. But fromthis opportunity, we can just, like, celebrate our culture and be really proud of it. And we can make friends as well. According to director of UR International, Livia Castellanos, there are approximately 1,000 international undergraduates, 500 international graduate students and 400 students taking English as a Second Language programs at the university. I think that with the increase of international students we need to give them an avenue to showcase their culture, their traditions, to showcase their dances and the colours they bring to the University of Regina, she said. On the other hand, this is a great opportunity for the University of Regina community and the community of Regina to come in and enjoy diversity that the students bring to campus. While the event that wrapped up the universitys Welcome Week was an invitation for international students to stand out, it
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they are of their home countries, and for Canadian citizens to see where theyre coming from, said Janelle Krieger who works in the administration office at UR International. But its also for them to come and be part of [the] campus and see what the Canadian students do as well.
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Chinese business student, Iris Mi, is also in her second year at the university, but this was the first time she has attended the showcase. I like it very much, actually, because its a good way for international students ... [to] make them proud of their culture back-
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University to release a mini festival of new plays by First Nation playwrights. This year, the theatre department is producing two shows, Fear and Misery in the Third Reich at the Shu-box Theatre from October 31 to November 3 and November 8 to November 10, as well as The Birds at the University Theatre from March 13 to 16. The Fine Arts Students Association will be holding a referendum later this month to ask students, do you support the fee of $0.25 per student per semester
for free admission for students to attend all university theatre productions?" Irwin said that if such a fee were to be collected, the money would go towards producing the shows. In order to produce quality work that offers a worthwhile training experience for student actors, designers, technicians, etcetera, our shows can cost up to $10,000 each, she said. In addition, we have to recover from box office returns, in total $6,000, to cover the cost of using
essentially renting the University Theatre. The theatre department hasnt had free use of the University Theatre space since rst moving from the old campus to the new one in 1998. While the fee of one quarter per student per semester will mean the cost of admission for theatre productions will not be entirely free some students dont mind the price. When asked, five out of five students said they would pay the fee.
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between any combination of men and women, the facts demonstrate that the majority of assaults are women being assaulted by men. Similarly, more than half of reported assaults occur when at least one person is under the inuence of alcohol or drugs. What most people do not know, Balfour suspects, is that legally, one cannot consent to sex while impaired by alcohol or drugs. This law is in place to protect vulnerable men or women who are taken home from the bar without understanding what they are agreeing to. Similarly, many people believe that rape is the only form of sexual assault, however, any unwanted touching, verbal advances, or threats can be considered harassment or even assault. This is a key part of the campaign, as the aim is to educate young people on the laws around rape and sexual assault. People can become sexual offenders without realizing it, Balfour said. Over the next few weeks, the Dont Be That Guy posters will begin to appear on campus. The campaign organizers hope that these will remind students that they need to be aware of their rights, aware of the law, and ensure that they are not making decisions while drunk that they might regret later.
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Middle East Forum President Daniel Pipes, televangelist Pat Robertson, Jihad Watch director Robert Spencer, and activist Pamela Geller also mesmerized millions with their imagery of the Muslim terrorist next door. However, some experts believe that the problem is deeper than just the racialization of Muslims in American politics. Nazneen Akbari, a freelance reporter for Thomson Reuters, insists that the cause of Islamophobia is deeply rooted in the role the media plays in educating millions of viewers nationwide. Prejudice against Muslims in the West continues to mushroom under the umbrella of ignorance and stereotypes [and] whats troubling is that the West is cultivating ill feelings toward a community they do not know much about , she said.
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To explain her point, Akbari used the example of the Norway massacre that happened in 2011. Minutes after the shooting rampage at a summer camp on the Island of Utoya, Norway, several news outlets reported the crime as an attack by Islamist extremists she said. The New York Times highlighted expert comments from Terrorism Analyst, Will McCants, who blamed the attack on a terror group, [called the] Helpers of the Global Jihad. Fox News tagged it as some sort of al-Qaeda-related incident, she further explained. However, reports later changed when Norwegian police arrested 32-year-old Anders Behring Breivik. A 2009 CNN report titled US Split on Muslim Allies claimed that 53% of Americans dont personally know a Muslim, and 55% lack the basic understanding of
journey to Canada but would do little to stay in contact. The refugee would step foot on the U of R campus, they would receive nancial help, and the rest was up to them. However, WUSC cochair, Kya Kokott, notes that over the past few years that mentality has changed. Now we have a actual club that they can join, she said. I think the impact of the club has been huge. In past years WUSC would just pay for the student,
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sign their cheques, and move on. And they lost a lot of students; we dont know what many of them are doing with their lives or where they ended up. But now that we are having club meetings every week, they have a sense of community. If they have any questions about their classes or how to do something they now have a place to go for help. Now they have more of a chance because they have a family to help them with that.
With the new commitment of sustaining an active community on campus, the members of WUSC now believe that they can truly begin to watch the benets of the program unfold. Our saying is that education changes the world, said Kokott. How is someone in a refugee camp supposed to change the world? How are they supposed to improve their situation when they have no resources? When they are [in the refugee camp] they have
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A&C Editor: Paul Bogdan aandc@carillonregina.com the carillon | Sept. 13 - 19, 2012
Tenielle Bogdan
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arts editor Being a successful artist-run art gallery is reason for celebration, but being a successful artistrun art gallery for 30 years is really reason to party. Likewise, The Neutral Ground Art Gallery is putting on a retrospective exhibition, titled NG30, in celebration of the gallerys thirtieth birthday. Its our thirtieth anniversary, and were putting together an archival show, so itll be all of our documentation and kind of ephemeral stuff that weve collected from 30 years of operating. Therell be a bunch of slides, other still image documentation from digital cameras, and we have a bunch of videos of performances thatll be on display in the gallery, and then a timeline of everything thats happened, said Joel Kovach, Program Assistant at the Neutral Ground. The vast amount of documentation Kovach and the other gallery members have had to go through has led them on a treasure hunt through the gallerys chronology. They had a tenth anniversary show, and one of the board members had catalogued everything and did the first ten years, and then we have 2000 - 2012 on our website, Kovach said, pointing to a large stack of boxes in the corner of the room. Weve been really good at keeping our records up to date because its all digital, and its so easy. But, the 90s are all in those boxes. When people are documenting work or when theyre running an artist-run centre, its usually a really small staff, and ... the focus is bringing in new work and having shows and keep moving for-
ward, so things just get put places. However, with three decades worth of material, choosing what to display has become problematic for the staff at Neutral Ground. The staff has had to nd a solution to selecting what they think is the best or most important to the gallery, and showing everything that the walls of the gallery have witnessed. We were talking about it and we were torn between picking highlights, which kind of rewrites the history a little bit; or showing everything, which is literally over 200 hours of video, Kovach said. Its been a process of walking that middle ground between only showing the really good stuff and trying to show absolutely everything that we can, because we just dont have space. In going through the Neutral Grounds chronology, Kovach has not only seen vast changes in art and works that come through the gallery, but different ways of recording them with the staggering changes to video technology in the past 30 years. Im interested to see how its going to look because weve had so many format changes for documenting things. It goes from VHS to mini DV tapes to our HD camera that can shoot in the dark now, Kovach said. Furthermore, Kovach has run into problems with some of the technology used to document the happenings of the gallery in previous years. When you have a VHS cam, it doesnt really shoot in the dark very well, Kovach said. You get all the sound and can hear whats going on, and you can see lights, but its just this black room thats really boring to watch. Its a matter of trying to pick things that
would be interesting for people to see, but making sure were not sweeping things aside that maybe should be there too, especially since some of the artists will be in attendance. Needless to say, an art gallery that has been around for three decades is bound to have expansive history -- a history Kovach feels is often overlooked by the citys residents. Theres been a really rich history here that a lot of people dont know about. Moreover, 30 years worth of art exhibitions also say something about the culture of this city; a city where people often think that nothing ever happens, but which Kovach believes is entirely not the case. Theres this idea that theres no culture in Saskatchewan whatsoever, particularly in Regina, Kovach said. Everybody thinks of Saskatoon, but we do have a lot of stuff here. While the Neutral Ground has never attracted as large an audience as an art gallery such as the Mackenzie, it has been a space for more controversial, provocative, or experimental works to be shown. Its denitely been a space for artists to do work thats maybe more experimental, Kovach said. We have a really strong commitment to art and technology and new media, but also performance works that are something that the Mackenzie Art Gallery perhaps wouldnt be able to show or program because of the nature of the work, or just things that are maybe more shocking and confrontational -- works that fall outside the norm. Thats kind of why artist-run centres started; groups of artists would get together because they couldnt show at these
other places, so its like, What do we do? Additionally, the Neutral Ground staff has been contemplating the role of the gallery. Being as artist-friendly as possible is generally the primary goal of an artist-run gallery, but being more accessible attracts a larger audience. Weve been questioning what our role is. Whether our role is to bring in a ton of people and be super accessible to the public, whether were here to serve the public, or whether were here to serve artists and give them a space to show their work when their work is controversial and when it needs different kinds of technical requirements and stuff like that, said Kovach. Regardless of the more experimental nature surrounding the works being shown at the gallery and the smaller crowds these types of exhibitions are likely to attract, Kovach said the Neutral Ground has established a strong following, but attracting new people to the gallery proves difcult. We do have quite a strong following of people who will come all the time, but to get new
people to come in is more difficult -- partially because of the nature of the work, partially because of our location, said Kovach. Were denitely stable as an artist-run centre, which is something thats a lot to be proud of because these galleries can start up and then fall back in on themselves. And because weve been around for 30 years, we denitely have precedence for a lot of funding, which is really helpful. Additionally, Kovach credits a really strong community around the art in the city as to the Neutral Grounds success over the past 30 years, and expects Reginas art community to continue the gallerys success for another 30. The exhibition runs from September 18 to October 19, and the reception is on September 22 at 8 p.m. at the Neutral Ground Art Gallery. Admission is free, and will feature emcee duties performed by Istvan Kantor, and performances by Homo Monstrous and DJ Guidewire.
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Talkin shit
Local comedian Jayden Pfeifer watches movies, talks shit
kyle leitch
arts writer For Regina-born funny man Jayden Pfeifer, performing has always been second nature. Being a performer was the thing I was doing since I was fteen or sixteen, Pfeifer recalled fondly. Since his departure from his roles co-ordinating the Sandbox Series and teaching at the Globe Theatre, Pfeifer seems not to have slowed down a bit. He hosts and performs in Combat Improv, hosts the monthly variety show Red Hot Riot, and can be seen fullling any other number of emcee duties. With a resume this extensive, its hard to imagine Pfeifer has much time to do anything else. Yet Mr. Pfeifers added a new show to his busy performing schedule that promises to be something completely different. Talkies is the latest live venture that Jayden brings to the Queen City. It originated as a segment during Red Hot Riot, but, as Jayden described it, it didnt really fit the format [of Red Hot Riot]. The idea of Talkies is very simple: screen a particularly awful lm and provide an improvised and scathing review of the Andrew Parry lm much to the delight of those hes very sentimental about how shitty movies are in attendance; it was denitely not an idea that Pfeifer could keep quiet. its execution on Pfeifers death joked. The show is for anyone I have always wanted to do row is M. Night Shyamalans who wants the catharsis of rantsomething like a movie com- Lady in the Water. ing about a bad movie. mentary show, since seeing According to Pfeifer, the sucAlthough Pfeifer is the host Mystery Science Theater 3000 cess of Talkies was dependent of the show, he doesnt expect when I was fifteen, and was on the venue. The idea of a ca- that the audience remain entirely thinking it was the funniest sual, intimate clip show didnt silent. thing Id ever seen in my life. hold up well in a big, involved I have encouraged the audiWhile Jayden Pfeifers production like Red Hot Riot; ence that, if they have something Talkies and Mystery Science however, it lent itself nicely to- funny they notice, they should Theater 3000 share some undeni- wards a venue like the Creative tell me. Ive had audience memable similarities, its the differ- City Centre. bers make very poignant, funny ences that Pfeifer believes the I had wanted another outlet observations... It is a very comaudience finds endearing. I that was a little more casual and munal experience. dont write jokes in advance, this movie idea was still in my To nd the lms to screen for Pfeifer explains. Im just react- mind, so I posed it to the people Talkies, Pfeifer once again relies ing to it in the moment along at the Creative City Centre, and heavily on audience participawith the audience. they were excited to do it, tion. Pfeifer acknowledges that Reacting is likely the best Pfeifer explained. he knew the lms of perhaps the way to describe the events of Being a smaller, more inti- rst two or three shows. Talkies: Pfeifer hasnt seen any mate venue, the Creative City Then I asked the audience of the movies that he lambasts Centre certainly helps to recreate to recommend movies to me, until the moment they are the theatre experience. For Pfeifer said. The list of movies screened for the audience. The Pfeifer, the feeling of the theatre Ive been recommended since first time that will change will experience is an integral part of the show started, I could do for be for this one coming up in the magic of Talkies. the next two years. September, Pfeifer admits. I Everyone has had the expeWhen asked if he had a parhave seen this movie one time rience of watching an ill-thought ticularly favourite bad lm mobefore, and absolutely detested out lm, and thinking, Why did ment, Pfeifer groaned with a it. The lm currently awaiting this lm get produced? Pfeifer pain thats usually reserved exclusively for knock-knock jokes. Apparently it was the aforementioned Lady in the Water, which provided this memory. I went and saw it in the theatre, and paid like, twelve dollars or whatever to see it, and the people in the theatre were openly talking. Like, not about the movie, just openly talking to each other. People gave up the convention of being quiet and polite, and I didnt even care. Im the kind of person who wants quiet; I dont even like loud popcorn crunching. I had lost all desire to see the lm in any kind of format that was polite. Ive never gone to a movie and left, and thought, Why did I go see that? That is the experience Im trying to re-create. With Jayden Pfeifers unique brand of comedy cutting through the worst of Hollywoods offerings, the experience is sure not to disappoint. The latest edition of Talkies takes place Monday, September 17 at 8:00 p.m.. The show will be held in the Creative City Centre at 1843 Hamilton Street, above Loggies Shoes. The cost for the show is $5 at the door.
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things to do when Glenn Beck praises your band
On September 9, Glenn Beck tweeted his praises for the latest Muse album. New MUSE CD. Amazing. These guys are right on the money. Lyrics on target, talent off the charts. They get it. Libertarian! the tweet read. Im pretty sure the despair one feels when Glenn Beck praises your band is unfathomable, but here are ve things to do if for whatever strange and unfortunate reason Glenn Beck gives your album the thumbs up.
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Its the rst thing Id do, and it would be many kleenex boxes later before I nished.
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had the experience of watching an ill-thought out film, and thinking, Why did this film get produced? The show is for anyone who wants the catharsis of ranting about a bad movie.
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Just put the guitar down. Maybe go nish your degree or something.
Perhaps you think quitting would be letting Glenn Beck win. But truthfully, everything since Muse has put out since Black Holes and Revelations has been really mediocre. Maybe the band can use this as a wake-up call to realize their latest single, which sounds like a lovechild of Queen and Skrillex, and most of their recent material has been rather lackluster.
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If this doesnt make you want to rekindle your love affair with opiates, probably nothing will.
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Theres really no returning from a situation like this, both as an artist and a person, so fuck it -- become the most right-wing libertarian band you can be. Youre clearly artistically lost if Glenn Beck is praising you, so at least now youll have some direction.
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Premium Rush
David Koepp Joseph GordonLevitt
If its one thing I can appreciate Hollywood for, its their frequent attempts to try to glamorize the workplace. Theyve been doing it for decades with buddy-cop lms and war features. Even attempts to demonize a certain profession (Im thinking of lms like Waiting... and Office Space) inevitably make the job they are portraying seem a little more enticing. That being said, I long ago made peace with the fact that some professions, no matter how witty the dialogue, or thrilling the action scenes, cannot be glamorized. Well never see Eli Roth direct SNAKD starring Chow Yun-Fat as a down-and-outplumber tasked to take down the evil toilet-clogging mogul Powell Schitz (played of course by John Goodman), nor will we ever see The Coen Brothers direct Steve Buscemi as Billy Babbitt, a BibleBelt Bible salesman from Mobile, Alabama, who has a bone to pick with Barack Obama. The thrust of this rather weak opening is that
Premium Rush sucked. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who by now has a leading-role ratio comparable to only the elitist male pornography stars, plays the ridiculously named Wilee one of 1,500 bicycle couriers in Manhattan that rides a bike with no brakes. And doesnt it look like those bike couriers are having fun, endangering themselves and others, destroying private property, and whatnot? On this particular day, Wilee is given a package by his girlfriends roommate. This package contains $50,000 that, in the least complicated explanation possible, will pay for a boat ticket for someone in China to be smuggled to the States. This money, as money is likely to do, brings the corrupt cops out of the woodwork. Enter Michael Shannon, who really should have stuck to Boardwalk Empire, playing the equally ridiculously named Bobby Monday. Monday wants the money to pay off a gambling debt. Wilee wants the money because of some arbitrary commitment to a job that, honestly, no one would want to have. If someone that looked like Michael Shannon pointed a gun in my face, I would be handing over everything I was carrying immediately.
Premium Rush isnt so much a character-driven narrative with thrilling action scenes, but rather, a movie about all the cool shit you can do on a bike that a story has the audacity to try to interrupt once in a while. If I wanted to watch the X-Games, Id have stayed home and watched the bloody X-Games, and not paid $12 to see it in the theatre. I hope we can also all agree that Quentin Tarantino revolutionized nonchronological lmmaking, but because this style is popular, you cant use it as a cop out. If you cant tell a good story in order, telling it out of order doesnt make the story any more exciting, it just makes the storyteller a pretentious cock. As for writing, Premium Rush is nowhere near recuperating its estimated $35 million budget, and I hope it stays that way. If this movie were a commercial success, it might give other directors evil ideas. If Premium Rush were a success, we might soon see Oliver Stone direct the biopic of his certified public accountant, and I wouldnt want to live in that world.
Known for mashing up hard rock with rap, Chris Greenwood, aka. Manafest, nds himself facing an identity crisis of releasing mainstream vs. non-mainstream music on his seventh studio album, Fighter. See, when Manafest throws down electronic beats with heavy rock guitar riffs, and raps the ever-haunting lyrics, Can't escape, Im a wreck, I can't sleep/Can't stop drinking, haven't slept in 3 weeks as demonstrated on Throw It Away, its quite clear that Manafest is in
his own unique musical world. For myself, it was a great breath of relief to know that theres still original music being released in 2012 - sadly, until Manafest decided to remove rap from his genre repertoire. To name a few, songs like Heart Attack and Human lack Manafests signature rap techniques, resulting in these songs blending in too easily with the modern hard rock thats already released today, which gives a handful of the songs on Fighter a been there; already heard that feeling. Essentially, Fighter is an energetic, loud release by Manafest, but its quite evident that Manafests bane comes when he steers clear of what he does best and tries to venture out into the world of mainstream, radio play hard rock.
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Leave it to The Asylum to keep my interest held in major releases. Founded in 1997, the privately owned company shoots mockbusters; lms that capitalize on the releases of major studios that will often have a strikingly similar title and subject matter. You might recognize some of their classier tie-ins: 3 Musketeers, Snakes on a Train, Titanic II, and, of course, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. These films are produced on a shoestring budget, and, since I think The Asylum is hilariously awful, I decided Id watch Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies. Bill Oberst stars as the troubled sixteenth president who is engaged in the midst of the American Civil War. While the battle for independence rages, Lincoln undertakes a far more important task: saving the Union from the Confederate undead while armed with a harvesting scythe. None of the preceding sentence was a typo. Theres not much more to say than that, except that John Wilkes Booth shows up near the end of the lm. I honestly couldnt even begin to describe the story, because I was far too preoccupied watching a man who looks freakishly like Honest Abe slaughter the undead. The make-up and special effects people actually did a surprisingly good job on the zombies here. Shoestring or not, the
so this is why he is one of historys greatest badasses budget for this lm had to be pretty high by Asylum standards. Let me be clear by saying that this is a terrible lm. Besides Oberst, it is poorly acted, poorly written, and messes with what little semblance of historical accuracy it possessed by introducing J.W. Booth. But, it is an hour-anda-half escape of gory fun, and sometimes, thats all you need. Its not like watching this lm costs you anything on Netix, so take a chance on Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies. Or, if youre sick of the zombie trend, nd another Asylum lm on Netix. Theyre not great, but theyre trying damn it. The effort, at least, is worth my money.
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JS: I think they should do more back-up vocals to hide the singers vocals. PB: Play to your strengths. When they bury the vocals on the rst song, I think it works. JS: If you cant do it, dont try ... if you know youre going to suck, why bother? I dont go into marathons thinking, Ill kick everybodys ass! No, Im terrible at it.
7. Something for Free PB: I feel like this is a reprise of the last 60s sounding song. I like this one better though. JS: This one has a little more to it. PB: I bet a live show with these guys would be really good because youd actually be dancing with someone. 8. All I Want PB: Pretty all right ... Kinda that Weezer thing again. 9. Rise Above JS: Its not bad, by any stretch. Its a digestible album for sure.
2. Side by Side PB: I feel like if I were watching a music video for this song right now, itd be someone skipping along a path, and there are leaves blowing about. JS: The only drawback, and I dont know if its really a drawback, is his voice a little thin. PB: Yeah, but I think Ive gotten over it by this song now. JS: Its not so bad that it takes away from the music. PB: Listen to the drumbeat and tell me it wouldnt be awesome if they broke into
1. Live My Life PB: His voice is kind of weird ... but its really catchy, though. JS: When he goes for the higher notes, he kind of underachieves ... Its toe tapping for sure. Id have a good time listening to this on a road trip.
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that song from those really old Labatt Blue commercials, because thats where this song needs to go right now.
3. Where Did We Go Wrong PB: It was like that bass solo was going to go somewhere sweet, and then he was all, Nah, Im going to go play rhythm again. JS: It wasnt really a bass solo, more of a Hey! Look at me! He set it up perfectly to launch it to something amazing. PB: It feels like really boring Weezer. 4. Open Your Mind PB: Feels kind of like some of the deeper album tracks off of the Black Keys Brothers.
5. Stay PB: Really 60s. Again, like there should be a music video of people riding barks through a park or playing frisbee. Theres a dog running in the background. JS: This has a Yukon Blonde vibe, just with less potent melodies ... I like the back ground vocals. I was thinking in the rst verse, They should have somebody sing in the background with this guy. PB: Its impossible to picture someone with a sad face with this song playing.
10. Night After Night JS: Last song already? Well, its a forgettable album. PB: Yeah, its disposable. You wouldnt argue against someone putting it on, but you wouldnt go out of your way to put it on. JS: If this came on shufe, youd be like, Alright. Last thoughts: JS: Pleasant, nothing spectacular. PB: Pleasant but forgettable.
6. Carry On PB: All the ah vowel sounds this guy does are awful.
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WELCOME WEEK
Highlights of the University of Reginas 2012 Welcome Week Celebrations
rst years toast to entering an institution of higher learning in the most appreopriate way possible: with energy drinks. All photos were taken by the Carillons Arthur Ward, Tenielle Bogdan, and Sophie Long
The rst day of school has been an important event since Kindergarten. The rst day of university is no different. Whether the reaction of going back to school is excitement or dread, its always one to remember. This year, the University of Reginas Students Union and a variety of other student groups organized the 2012 Welcome Week activities. Here are some of the weeks highlights.
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ROUNDTABLE
edward dodd, britton gray, braden dupuis, kris klein, colton hordichuk
this weeks roundtable Under the direction of newly acquired head coach Todd Johnson, will the Cougar mens hockey team be able to end their playoff drought this season? Dodd: I sure hope so. I once had a Cougar mens hockey player in my history class man, was he attractive and just genuinely friendly. Id hate for someone that good looking to not make the playoffs because of shitty coaching.
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not really too sure who plays for them. I guess if Jordan Weal is back, he should get it, but if not, maybe they should just go with the standard choice and give it to a vet.
Hordichuk: Simply because I remember playing against Andrew Rieder back when I was about 6years-old, Im going to nominate him as the next captain of the Regina Pats. Its actually quite funny, as kids we used to call him blue helmet because he played for the Hawks and sported a blue bucket. Years later, hes still wearing a blue helmet!
Dupuis: Me and TJ go way back. It seems like just yesterday that I met him in an interview over the phone. We hit it off instantly. Being such close, personal friends with people like TJ means youre privy to all sorts of insider information. The Cougar mens hockey team will make the playoffs this year. Book it. Gray: A new coach is sometimes the remedy to a play-off drought, but these kinds of things can take some time. It can take a few years to turn a program around but as weve seen it in Saskatchewan before with Kent Austin sometimes all you need is a new culture and a little luck.
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Hordichuk: Sometimes a coaching change is what a team needs. Look at Autumn McDowells Penguins with Dan Bylsma. I mean, of course Im comparing university hockey to the NHL, but its both competitive hockey, and a coaching change could easily turn a team around. Klein: Woah, woah, were talking playoffs? Lets just set some shortterm goals for the Cougars rst, like, winning a game, having a leading scorer that has more than 17 points, or how about limiting the U of S Huskies to only 5 goals a game against them. If they complete these short-term goals then maybe we can start talking playoffs. Midway through the season, Kory Sheets is the CFLs leading rusher. Will he still be there after week 18?
Hordichuk: If Sheets can be the CFLs leading rusher despite the Riders recent five-game losing streak which I do hate to remind people of then he can absolutely hold onto the title until week 18 is over. Its also a plus if the Riders can manage to put up some big numbers on offence. Klein: Well with the way that Jon Cornish has been getting close to 200 rushing yards almost every game, its going to be tough for Sheets to catch up. But if he stays healthy and the Riders continue to give him the ball to make plays like hes done, then he has an outside shot. Something else that will help is if Odell Willis or Brent Hawkins breaks Cornishs femur next time they play which would be nice.
Gray: Kory Sheets has become one of the premier backs in the league in a very short period of time. With the passing game not always being consistent, Kory has proven he can be and I think he can continue his running dominance even though the riders may not always be consistent throwing it.
Dodd: Well, I think a long layoff will affect anyones performance. However, I am sure hell be eager to get back in there, and eagerness can go a long way. Really, its like riding a bicycle you dont forget the motions. That was a belabored sex metaphor, just fyi. Dupuis: GSP! GSP! Its hard to say whats going to happen when Quebecs favourite son steps back into the octagon. The guy is notorious for his relentless work ethic, so I cant see conditioning or the long layoff being a problem, but with knee injuries you never really know. With UFC president Dana White starting to hype the long-awaited GSP-Silva superght, lets hope he at least holds out until then.
to be knocked off. Look, this mans a freak. He was placed on this Earth to turn men into boys and break faces. Plus, his return ght is in Montreal, so he is going to have the home crowd behind him. But, God forbid he loses, Montreal will riot and burn that town to the ground. And Montreal riots makes the Vancouver riot look like it was performed by toddlers. The Regina Pats are back in action. Who should wear the C for the Blue and White this year?
Klein: Well depending if the NHL locks out and Jordan Weal comes back to Regina, its really up in the air. It will probably be a 20-yearold that will get it. Or they might throw us through a loop and give it to a 16- or 17-year-old, like Colorado did with handing the C to Gabriel Landeskog. I heard Crosbys been crying non-stop because he isnt the youngest captain in history anymore... Fucking Pussy. Did the Colts make the right decision trading Peyton Manning?
Dodd: I think they did. It frees them up to go in a new direction offensively, and while Peyton led them to a SuperBowl victory in 2007, sometimes its best not to let nostalgia get in the way of meeting the current need of the team. Plus, it frees up a spot for them to sign Eli Manning, who is by far the cuter Manning. Dupuis: Its entirely possible that the old man has one or two good seasons left in him. If the Broncos win the SuperBowl before Peyton retires, the Colts will look stupid for letting him go, but lets be honest, shipping out a 36-year-old quarterback coming off a neck injury is not really that big of a gamble.
Gray: GSP is one of the top athletes in the world, and top athletes have to have the ability to perform no matter how long they have had off. GSP can do just that, and he will show why he is the top pound-for-pound fighter in the world. Now we begin to pray for Silva Vs. GSP. Hordichuk: Hes Canadian, hell no. I guess thats my only reasoning that his performance wont be affected by the long layoff. Klein: He is going to have rust, but Ill give it a round for that rust
Dodd: Well, knowing nothing about the Pats, I went to their website intending to select the most handsome player for captain. Aside from not having any pictures up yet, I realized they are all younger than my youngest brother, and I felt creepy and old. I am the old, creepy man. I am sorry, Pats players. Dupuis: To be honest, I cant name very many Pats players off the top of my head. Is that bad? Im going to go ahead and say they should give the C to one of the older players who exhibits hard work and leadership qualities.
Dupuis: After several years of watching Wes Cates plunge straight up the middle for two yards on every carry, watching Sheets is like fresh-scented downy on a freshly washed set of sheets. With his explosive lateral movement and big play capability, its
Dodd: Judging from his past performance, I would say yes. A touchdown a game to start the season, and even after the awful performance the Riders had after the rst three games and hes still the CFLs leading rusher? That kids going places. He can meet me between the sheets any time.
Georges St. Pierre has been medically cleared to return to the octagon. Will his performance be
Gray: Not going to lie, wish I could say I follow the pats thoroughly but with football to keep track of and everything else, Im
Hordichuk: Ugh! Such a depressing question. As a Colts fan, I obviously loved having Manning on the Colts, but we now have Andrew Luck. Right decision? No. But whether on the Colts or Broncos, or any other team, Ill always be a Peyton Manning fan. The guys got class, man! Klein: I think they did. They might be God-awful for the next 3-4 years, but at least they have a young quarterback that can hopefully be the next Peyton Manning.
Gray: Yes, no question about it. Andrew Luck was the best college QB in over a decade, and when you get a chance to draft someone like that, you do it. Peyton Manning had a good career but hes not young anymore and who knows if his neck can handle contact again. The colts made the best choice for everyone.
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While we are celebrating how badass the Rams are, lets revisit some old Rams news.
After his two interceptions against the Thunderbirds, fifth year defensive back Jamir Walker is now ranked sixth in Canada West history with 16 career interceptions. During the game, Walker also had a pass breakup and also ended up with three solo tackles and two assisted tackles. Walker was named the Canada West defensive player of the week after his strong performance against UBC. The Rams were unfortunately without fifth year wide receiver Mark McConkey on Friday night after he suffered a torn MCL in practice last week. It is possible McConkey will be back in time for a playoff run this season. The Rams technically now boast a sevengame winning streak against the Thunderbirds, dating back to 2008. However, that streak includes two games last year that were originally counted as losses for the Rams, but UBC was forced to forfeit their victories when it was discovered they had been using an ineligible player all season. Second-year running back Michael Kiapway came up big for the Rams in the Third quarter, rushing for 72 out of a career-high 118 yards. Kiapway also registered his rst two majors of his CIS career during the third quarter. Quarterback Marc Mueller is just 243 yards away from passing Mark Anderson for the No. 2 spot on the U of Rs all-time list and just one touchdown away from tying Darryl Lesson for the No. 3 spot in the Rams record books.
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sports writer After dropping their season opener to the University of Calgary Dinos on Aug 31, the University of Regina Rams were looking to get back on the winning track at home against the UBC Thunderbirds on Sept 7. Despite a shaky rst half, the Rams pushed back hard in the second, racking up 42 unanswered points en route to a 49-20 sweet victory. With the win, the Rams record improves to 1-1 during regular season competition. It feels good to get back in the win column, said Rams quarterback Marc Mueller after the game. I havent won a game as a starter since we beat Manitoba in 2010, so it feels nice to get back out here and get a victory, and hopefully we keep rolling next week in Alberta. Mueller completed 16 of 24 passes for 241 yards and threw three touchdown passes before being awarded the rest of the night off. Second string QB Zach Oleynik, as well as third stringer Frankie Gray, saw action at signal caller before it was all said and done. The Rams opened the scoring at 8 minutes 27 seconds of the rst quarter when 3rd-year running back Dillon Dawson punched it in from six yards out, putting the nishing touches on a nine-play, 65-yard drive. After that, the first half belonged to the Thunderbirds. UBC QB Billy Greene racked up a signicant amount of passing yards against a Rams defence who couldnt seem to find any answers. Despite a huge disparity in first-half yards UBC had 306 compared to the Rams 150 Regina held the Thunderbirds to just two eld goals and one TD in the rst half, but still found them-
selves trailing 13-7 heading into the break. It wouldnt take long for the home team to reverse the trend, however, as it was a different Rams team that exploded out of the locker room for the second half. The ground game got it started for the Rams quickly after the break, something that had been relatively absent in the rst half. Second-year running back Michael Kiapway rumbled 41 yards to the endzone to put his team back on top 14-13 at 11 minutes 47 seconds of the third quarter. The huge gain seemed to spark the defence, who then held UBC to a two-and-out multiple times during the rest of the evening. The big turning point for both teams came when fifth-year defensive-lineman Benton Gieni intercepted the ball at the UBC two-yard line. After defensive lineman Stefan Charles knocked Greenes pass straight up into the air, Gieni found himself standing directly under it, surrounded by a clueless UBC offensive line. Stefan came through and knocked it straight up in the air, and I just looked up. It seemed to hang up there forever, Gieni said with a smile after the game. I tried to rumble in but it didnt work so well. Gieni didnt have to worry, as Kiapway punched it in on the next play for his second TD of the night. Kiapway finished the night with a career-high 118 rushing yards and two touchdowns. We had a little rough patch in the first half, but we bounced back, Kiapway said after the game. [The running game] was tough at rst. Im suffering from a little turf toe, but I got through it and progressed. After another two-and-out for UBC, the Rams padded their lead with a 28-yard TD reception by
third-year slotback Landon Buch. And it only got worse from there for the suddenly-flightless Thunderbirds. A third-down UBC gamble led to an interception by fourth-year defensive back Daniel Knaus, and after the Rams offense stalled momentarily, veteran Chris Bodnars punt was recovered by rst-year DB Joey Dwyer at the UBC 12yard line. The third quarter mercifully came to an end for UBC, with the surging Rams in front 27-13. But the unrelenting ass-kicking wasnt over yet. The first play of the fourth quarter led to a six-yard TD reception for third-year slotback Jared Janotta, and not long after, a hilariously inept punt from UBC kicker Thomas Moult sent the ball straight up into the air putting the Rams on the UBC 45-yard line with the ball. On the next play, Mueller dumped it off to fourth-year wide receiver Kolten Solomon, who ran it 45 yards for the major. Solomon finished the game with a team-leading ve catches and 86 receiving yards.
With the score now quickly growing to an embarrassing 4213 margin, Mueller took a welldeserved break while Oleynik and Gray closed out the game. The Rams wrapped up their side of the scoring when fth-year DB Jamir Walker intercepted the ball his second pick of the night and ran it in for the six-point insurance marker. Walkers two interceptions on Friday place him sixth in Canada West football history with 16 career interceptions. The offensive landslide is huge for the Rams moving forward, who head into Edmonton next week to take on the 0-2 University of Alberta Golden Bears with momentum on their side. Its a big deal, said Mueller. Especially last week, we came out and we competed with Calgary, and I think if we played like we did tonight offensively wed have a chance to beat them. Hopefully we can get it going against a tough Alberta squad next weekend.
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I try to use the term ploff whenever possible. Makes me feel like a hockey player One of the most important lessons Johnson took away from his time with Kootenay is that sometimes raw talent is no match for good old-fashioned work ethic. By no means did we have the best team in the WHL when we won the WHL, and a lot of that was that guys bought in, and guys worked for each other, he said. It was just that work ethic day in and day out that really made that team a special team to work with. Johnson has wasted no time in relaying that lesson to his new team and the response so far has been just what he is looking for. Even though we just started on [Sept 3], the guys attitudes seem to be very positive. Theyre working hard, he said. I cant see why we cant make the playoffs. Theres a lot of returning players from last year and the last couple of years, and I dont think that it sat well with them that they didnt make the playoffs. I think the guys are hungry, and if I can bring out the best in them then I cant see why we cant make the playoffs. Before they can think about the playoffs, however, the team has a lot of work to do both on and off the ice. Right now, its all about digging in under the age-old mantra of practice makes perfect. Whether in practice, whether in your studies, I think you have to work hard, and I really truly believe that how hard you work in practice is whats going to transpire in a game, Johnson said. If you take short cuts in practice, those shortcuts will come out, and usually will come out negatively in a game, so those are the things that were trying to address already. While on-ice training is no doubt important, building a winning hockey team takes more than
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This kid thinks hes Patrick Kane, chomping on his mouth guard like that. way bus ride to Lethbridge. This leaves Pats fans with one question: Will Matt Hewitt fall victim to the same fate as those before him? While it would be difcult to see such a talented goaltender leave the squad, the blow would quickly be softened as last years backup, Adam Beukeboom,
looked stellar between the pipes at training camp. Brandon Underwood will undoubtedly be back to anchor the Pats defence again this season, but who will capture the other overage spots? Providing Jordan Weal, Martin Marincin and Colton Jobke take the next step in their hockey ca-
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Its September, the Superbowl isnt until February. Someone should tell them this is awkward.
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contributor Its no secret that the NFL is one of the most competitive and difcult professional sports leagues in the world. With endless surprises week to week and plenty of teams with major upsides this season, it is nearly impossible to decide who is going to be leaving as the recipients of the Lombardi trophy in 2013. However, I possess a rather outgoing and sure mind, and so I feel it is necessary that I venture my prediction before too much football has even been played. Sensible. Right? With that said, here are my picks to win the NFC and AFC championships this season. My honest to goodness pick would be the San Francisco 49ers, but for simple conversation purposes I am going to go with my fellow writers favorite team instead. The Dallas Cowboys are a phenomenally well-off team in the National Football Conference. Currently, the Cowboys hold the upper hand over their bitter rivals, the New York Giants, after earning a 24-17 victory against them in their season opener on Sept 5. Also in the east division is a Philadelphia dream team, aka the Eagles, who at this point is beginning to look more like a nightmare. The nal threat in the NFC East is the Washington Redskins, who really came out of nowhere in week one. Even though they were able to register a 40-32 victory over the New Orleans Saints, they still have a lot of proving to do. What the Cowboys have going for them is that they have talented players at key positions. Quarterback Tony Romo holds nearly a 65 per cent pass completions rate with 152 touchdowns and a QB rating of 97.3 over his career. Those stats provide a huge upside to a QB who has more critics than fans. On the defensive side of things, DeMarcus Ware is a force to be reckoned with. Ware is a bit more self-explanatory, but for the sake of evidence, here are some NFC: Dallas Cowboys
numbers: 485 tackles, 101.5 sacks and 2 interceptions over the course his seven-year NFL career. To put it simply, the man is a freak. With his impressive athletic abilities, he alone can win games for the Cowboys. They have studs on their roster that can carry the team, and they nally managed to clean up that rag-tag secondary of theirs.
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contributor With the NFL season ofcially underway, it seems like a good time for some early season Superbowl predictions. It is never too early to begin thinking about the big game in February. With the NFL, anything can happen and it is tough to predict who will be in the Superbowl especially this early in the season but I think Ive gured out which teams in both the National Football Conference and the American Football Conference will be able to perform, barring any injuries.
If you try to tell me for a second that there is a better receiving core in the NFL than New England, I will shut you down in a second. The Patriots are for real. Rob Gronkowski and Aaron Hernandez may be the deadliest one-two tight end punch the game of football has ever seen. Lest we forget, wide receiver Wes Welker is fresh-off being the best receiver in the NFL as far as yards are concerned. Last, but certainly not least, of course, is talented wide receiver and seasoned veteran, Deion Branch. I feel like Im missing a major point about the Pats though. Its on the tip of my tongue but I cant seem to think of it. Oh yes of course, Tom Brady. The most cerebral quarterback in NFL history is still young, strong, and raring for another shot at the Super Bowl. Vengeance is in the minds of this motivated team. Super Bowl Prediction: New England Patriots
It wont even be close. The Patriots will walk in, execute, and walk out with Bradys fourth Lombardi trophy. As much as it pains me to say it as a Colts fan these Patriots are poised for a big playoff push, and I dont think there is a team in this league that can stop that. Sorry, Britt. Superbowl XLVII Final Score: Patriots Over Cowboys 38-17
The NFC is probably the toughest Conference in the NFL and there are at least three other teams you could put at the top, but I believe the Niners have the least amount of question marks going into the season. Alex Smith is back at quarterback this season and is still arguably the weakest link on the team, but he will be used as a game manager a role that he is more than comfortable with. San Frans defence will once again be solid. Expect Frank Gore to be one of the top ve running backs in the league at that position. The other two elements that will push the 49ers over the hump this season will be its coaching and receiving. Having another year under head coach Jim Harbaughs system, as well as an upgraded receiving corp, will automatically make them a top contender. Veteran wide receiver Randy Moss, 35, will be a deep threat even at his age and sixth year tight end Vernon Davis will be back as one of the top receivers in the game right now as a TE. Another strength for the Niners is their kicker thats right, a kicker David Akers. He is still one of the most accurate kickers in the league and you cant argue that the guy is clutch. After losing in the NFC title game last year against the New York Giants, the Niners have a good chance to break through this year and make it back to the SuperBowl.
They may not be your typical pick, but with Peyton Manning being traded to the west division, the south has gotten weaker, meaning that if the Texans can stay healthy they should be in the SuperBowl this year. Last season, veteran Matt Schaub proved he could be an elite quarterback in the NFL and when you are throwing to a guy like Andre Johnson, there should be no reason not to be. Arian Foster will once again be the top running back in the league and will continue to tear up defences. The only question mark about Houston is at defensive end. Although, they will be without Mario Williams, who was picked up by the Buffalo Bills as a free agent in the off-season, the Texans should still be able to get enough pressure on the opposing quarterback with JJ Watt returning at DE. Brian Cushing will also continue to develop at linebacker, and by the end of this year he will most likely be considered one of the top linebackers in the league. As long as they can stay healthy this year, the Texans will be making their rst trip to the SuperBowl. SuperBowl Prediction: San Francisco 49ers It will be feeling like the 80s all over again with the Niners reigning supreme once again. The Texans defence wont be able to handle a full dose of Gore and Davis. If Smith does his job well and retains possession and doesnt force things in the pocket, he should easily get the ball into the hands of his receivers. The Texans offence will be able to keep up with the Niners through the rst half, but the Niners defence will catch on and be able to stop the Texans run game and force them to be a one-dimensional team. Foster simply wont be able to carry the load for Texans. In the end, the Niners get their sixth Superbowl championship in franchise history we may be looking at the start of another 49er dynasty. SuperBowl XLVII Final score: Niners Over Texans: 28-20
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their work and will continue to do so for years to come, it is evident that the trait of a great photographer is not one that solely depends on the technology and a little luck to make a fortune. Great photographers ultimately become conservationists, scientists, or activists for a certain cause in their heart, and photographers who wield their photography to convey ideals in the most
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A real advantage
We should not have to pay to get an education. To hear the Saskatchewan Party talk, our province is experiencing a boom unrivalled in its history and we should all thank Premier Brad Wall for this economic miracle. However, it is becoming noticeable that post-secondary education at our universities is not a priority for the government, even if they claim that it is. Since the Sask. Party constantly brags about how prosperous our province is right now, it only makes sense that we would at least consider eliminating tuition for students and making education more accessible for more people who might not normally be able to afford it. The idea of free tuition has been tossed around, as far as I can tell, since the 1960s. Contemporary Quebec students, despite sometimes mixing their messages and acting immaturely, are demanding the same thing from their government. We already have free elementary and secondary school. So why is it such a radical notion that an undergraduate degree be free as well? The old argument that if students pay for their education they will do better in school because they wont want to waste their money is simply not true, either. If tuition was free, it is highly unlikely that grades would drop at all. If anything, they might increase as otherwise-distracted students can focus on their studies rather than having to hold full-time employment to actly that advantage should look like. Should it be selling out our provinces nonrenewable resources for pennies on the dollar? Should it be putting advanced education further and further out of the reach of young people and people less fortunate than us? Should our governments commitment to making Saskatchewan better for everyone really end with road upgrades, a new rooess stadium, and tacky Saskatchewan Advantage signs? I dont think so. Moving to eliminate tuition should be a priority of our province. We can lead the country in this endeavour if we place some importance on it, and we can attract motivated people from across Canada to move here to study and eventually settle which will contribute to an even better, more diverse, and ultimately more prosperous Saskatchewan. Whether the current Sask. Party government believes we are capable of doing truly great things that lead the nation forward is another question.
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pay for tuition, rent, food, transportation, and the various other everyday expenses students incur. Plus, any student that chooses to go to university would be there because they wanted to be there, not because they have to be there. Money does not determine how hard a student will work. Free tuition is not an idea unique to Saskatchewan. Most states in Germany have free tuition, and the states that do
charge tuition charge almost nothing. The argument that providing free tuition to everyone would bankrupt even our supposedly super-wealthy province is straightup bullshit considering that Germany is single-handedly keeping the European Union aoat with its economic power. It works for Germany, why cant it work here? If we really have a Saskatchewan Advantage we have to examine what ex-
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Before you grab your torches and pitch forks and march to the candidate forum on Sept 21, I would like to clarify a few points regarding the upcoming theatre referendum and address some concerns. The University of Regina Students Union (URSU) will be holding a referendum that will be coinciding with the fall URSU by-election. In the winter 2012 semester, the petition to have a referendum was initiated by the Fine Arts Students Association (FASA) where they successfully collected the required amount of signatures. The question being asked is, Do you support the fee of .25 cents per student per semester for free admission for students to attend all university theatre productions? The key word in this question is productions. The question does not state ne arts faculty or theatre department. If the referendum passes, the theatre admission fee will not go towards FASA nor the theatre department. The theatre admission levy would be distributed between a number of productions for the semester. Usually, the theatre department produces four to ve shows a year. Many students are already asking why there needs to be a theatre admission fee when admission is already free for students. It is true that admission has been free for students for the past several years, but here is some background information that you may nd interesting. At rst (around the 2002-03 school year) the theatre department discontinued charging U of R students. Unfortunately, times have changed as the theatre department and the ne arts faculty have been consistently been receiving funding cuts since the late 2000s. With the increasing costs of producing theatre productions (materials, equipment, tools, etc.) and the decrease of funding from the university, the theatre department has been desperate to nd a way to make ends meet. The latest funding cut, or this case repayment, happened this last summer as every faculty (yes, even yours) had to give back approximately one-third of their faculty budget to the university The theatre department was originally
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going to charge students admission prices of $10-$15 per student per production back in winter semester 2011. This is when URSU stepped in. URSU, acting upon a request from the theatre department head Kathleen Irwin, agreed to cover the remainder of the semesters productions as well as renew the agreement for the following semester (Fall 2011). However, the agreement was not renewed by the newly-elected URSU executive. With no help from the new URSU, the theatre department came to the conclusion they really wanted to avoid, which was to charge students that see the production $10-$15 each per production. After much discussion, FASA decided that one option would be to petition students to hold a referendum to ask students the referendum question.
Some of you may blame the university administration and possibly the ne arts faculty, but both entities have been trying to come up with a reasonable resolution. I met with university president Dr. Vianne Timmons to discuss the issue. I was informed that the university board of governors distributes funds to the faculties based on enrollment numbers for each faculty. Because of this, in the ne arts faculty, the smallest faculty at the U of R, each ne arts student is assigned a higher dollar amount than a student enrolled in a larger faculty. This is the board of governors attempt to make the distribution of funds balanced and not to show favoritism towards certain faculties, contrary to the rumors of a bias towards the business school or the engineering faculty. They are trying to do their part in helping, but unfortunately it is not
enough. With the portion of faculty funds given to the theatre department, the department sets a percentage aside for the theatre productions for the year. I would like to reiterate that, if the referendum passes, the student admission fee will be going towards the theatre productions the theatre department performs. It will not be paying the salaries of anyone in the theatre department, nor pay for implementing theatre classes that are used for the theatre production. Vote yes if you want this important student privilege to continue.
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op-ed 19
marc messett
We shouldnt battle like robots for ice cream, we should demand our own The average cost of university tuition across Canada is, at present, $5,366 for a single year of full-time studies. Within Saskatchewan, we pay a slightly higher rate ($5,601 on the average year) for our education, while students in Quebec pay for the same study period a whopping $2,519. Yet even though their education is already much more affordable than the national average, students in Quebec remain thoroughly adamant in demanding that tuition be lowered even further, advocating for what they want through widespread activism, protesting, and strike action. There are likely a couple of reasons why students in Quebec have taken this action.
First, they are students like us and they are, by definition, increasingly cashstrapped. Their debt, in the eyes of a young adult, looks like an eternity of financial damnation. Second and more importantly, our comrades in Quebec, having taken to protesting and real activism, must be acutely aware of the fact that students and accessible education are both crucial foundations of good futures and thereby better for everyone. Meanwhile across Canada, some are envious or otherwise put at unease by Quebecs student activists and their willingness to strive for change. Simultaneously, some are critical of rather
There appears to be at least three directions we can look toward from our own eyes with respect to the rising cost of our own tuition: First, we can further criticize students in Quebec for acting consciously in their own interest while we, comfortable in our armchairs, side lazily with interests which are not even our own. Second, we could promote that we, too, value accessible, affordable education and foster relevant communications between our student body, the university, and governmental bodies. Or, lastly, we can move ourselves into a strike/protest position as the students in Quebec have done to more vigorously affect change. We need to think for ourselves in our own situation. We should always think critically about how events are portrayed in the media not only Quebecs student movement, but all events from our local sphere outward (including those presented in the Carillon). Meanwhile, we should strive to foster a healthy, robust discussion amongst ourselves and in doing so promote awareness to our own, most relevant concerns, continuously re-establishing a healthy conduit through which individuals can express their ideas and contribute their thoughts (and energy) to the matter. If we intend to simply scorn others for working hard to make the world a better place for everyone, then we might as well save a breath and shut the fuck up.
dustin christianson
contributor
Judge not
Before you pass judgment, consider your own shortfalls
Humans are curious by nature. Who hasnt asked 15 times why something works the way it does, only to still be displeased with the answer they were given? This is often something kids can get away with day in and day out. However, as young adults, we are expected to think before asking those questions. That being said, how many of us think before we judge someone by his or her clothing or because of his or her attitude? This double standard is present in every aspect of our world. When, at age 19, I ask my parents why the sky is black and night, but not white during the day, they quickly become annoyed and ask me to nd out on my own. However, when I ask why that man on the bench isnt working like the rest of us, they are more likely to have an answer. Now, we might say that everyone has a story, but we know that isnt the case. The issue with our world is we are quick to judge and slow to think. As questions are thrown our way, we make snap decisions as to their importance to us. The colour of the sky does not affect my day nearly as much as how much I care to place judgment on that homeless, or what I perceive as homeless, man. This senseless thought process is something humanity needs to battle. I would like to place a challenge in front of you. Next time you are in a position to judge someone on his or her looks, status, age, race, gender, sexual orientation, or anything else, think of how many negative judgments you can place on yourself. I would wager that you will be able to place more negative judgment on yourself than you could have on the other person. Once that is done, do the reverse; see how many positive comments you can make about yourself. Guaranteed you are proud of your academic standing, your extracurricular success, the strong relationship with your parents or friends, or of your character and morals. Look down, now back up; do you know anything about the person you are about to judge? Doubtful. Maybe the Old Spice man actually was right about something and not just which body wash to give your man. The rst step in making the right decision, Old Spice or not Old Spice, is looking down at yourself, then back up to the world. Please, next time you decide it is all right to pass your judgment on someone else, accept my challenge and make this world a better place.
todd blyth
contributor
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