THE SCIENCE OF DRINKING

NO VOMIT EVER!

HOW TO DRINK MUCH AND STAY SOBER

Written By Vladimir Kohlen

HOW TO DRINK MUCH AND STAY SOBER

Author and designer Vladimir Kohlen

2012 Vladimir Kohlen WARNING: Copying, dissemination and/or translation of any part of this book as well as translation and republishing of the book entirely without authors permission are strongly prohibited.

Table of Contents
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The Short Intro The Commandment # 1 The Commandment # 2 The Commandment # 3 The Commandment # 4 How To Consume Strong Drinks Escape From Hangover References

THE SHORT INTRO

Drinking alcohol beverages is an almost unavoidable part of our life. People who can consume a lot of spirit and stand their ground often deserve some kind of admiration. They are seemed to be strong. They can enjoy and keep up a party for a long time. Today there is a variety of drugs aimed to impede or suppress the influence of alcohol. However, these medicines are harmful for health. They usually depress some vital processes in a human body. Below I reveal simple, natural and powerful ways of drinking much without a vomit and a lost of self-control that bring no side effects. If you find my e-book useful, you are also highly welcome to visit one of web resources I partly own www.centroom.org (invitation code is CREDO). It offers an utility that can ensure your money against thousands of active fraudulent websites including that selling something for scam, fakes of Ebay, PayPal, Amazon, airlines websites and more. Unfortunately, your current antivirus can detect only malicious code, not bad intentions of people... Best wishes,

THE COMMANDMENT # 1
The first trick may be called a vaccination. The extent and rate of intoxication depend mostly on liver ferment called alcohol-dehydrogenase. It performs the first step towards converting of consumed spirit into safe substance. The ferment content rises as soon as an alcohol gets inside a body. Thats why one can start the process in advance to anticipate the need in this enzyme in the future. The method is as follows. You should drink some amount of alcohol 4-5 hours before the reception or party. It could be in average 100150 grams of whiskey or vodka. You are also welcome to consume the corresponding quantity of any other beverage with the same amount of spirit in total. For instance 100150 grams of whiskey are equivalent to 400500 grams of a natural (1012%) wine. Your organism must feel the alcohol effect and wait its finish (approximately 2 hours). After that you are advised to eat well. Then drinking much enough is possible since the body has the resources to repulse the alcohol attack.

THE COMMANDMENT # 2

Perhaps you have heard that activated charcoal helps to slow down the intoxication. The coal can absorb harmful substances not only in stomach but also in bowels. The benefit form a coal consumption can be fairly huge you will hinder and make the drunkenness rising sluggishly as well as drinking without a noticeable damage to the health. You should take 45 tablets of activated charcoal before 1 hour to alcohol consumption. A good result can be achieved if you also take 1 tablet of Festal or something like that to help your digestive system stay non-overloaded. Taking some care about health has no relation to the skills of drinking. Please, never mix any other medicines with spirits it may lead to heavy and unpredictable consequences. Remember: if your party lasts more than 3 hours and you prefer ardent drinks, its better to repeat the injection of activated charcoal after 2 hours or replace it with a cup of coffee/tea with lemon. 6

THE COMMANDMENT # 3
You should not forget to have a snack before the drinking and after the consumption of every portion of alcohol. The right meal allows inhibiting or even partially neutralizing the process of getting drunk. For instance spirit needs time to dissolve fat if it exists on its way. So, in order to win 4045 min of sobriety one may preliminarily fill the stomach with the caviar sandwich, any course with lard or peace of sturgeon. Meet and beef courses noticeably decrease the risk of intoxication. Lemon is also a good choice. You may have it if you dont want to eat much and look like a person who is afraid of getting drunk. Furthermore lemon helps to suppress the inevitable bad breath (what about relations with the fair/stronger sex?). Every 2 hours you may have a break and drink a cup of strong coffee. It is known to brighten up human's mind. It is essential to try all necessary exotic appetizers during the first hour of the entertainment. Mixing of 7

unknown ingredients with the large amount of spirit can result in vomiting. Following this rule you can test any food without a fame of tedious guy as well as without a shame! You just need to have a snack not to overeat. Its up to you. In case of eating too much you wont be able to proceed drinking. If you neglect the meal at all, you risk getting drunk too early or even being poisoned.

THE COMMANDMENT # 4

No secret that mixing of drinks often leads to more stunning effect than the same portion of the strongest ingredient. Try to refrain from mixing of drinks. When the mixing is unavoidable its essential to take drinks starting from the weakest and finishing with the strongest one. For example one may have a glass of wine after 2 mugs of beer but not vice-versa. The reasonable behavior is to drink cocktails as well as taste unknown snacks at the beginning of the entertainment. You can justify such actions saying that being tipsy its impossible to estimate the cuisine as it deserves. And one more: if a tipsy person gets outdoors in cold season and breathes in fresh air he/she usually becomes blind drunk. The reaction is not as expected so air therapy may even lead to faint.

HOW TO CONSUME STRONG DRINKS

The most popular stiff drinks are whiskey, brandy (cognac) and vodka. Some people, especially beginners, just cannot consume them without a vomiting reflex. The solution is very simple the strong spirits should not be drunk as beer or water. The point is clarified in the next rules. 1. Start learning to consume strong drinks from small amount (about 30 grams) of whiskey. Then you can increase the dose to 50 grams and after some training (23 receptions) test yourself with vodka and other beverages. A portion of strong alcohol is consumed followed by deep outward breath. Please, clear your lungs from the air and gradually poor your throat with the drink like it is an empty glass. Dont breathe, dont gulp. You can make a draught when consuming last drops of what youre drinking at the moment. When drinking dont let the liquid moisten the front region of the tongue.

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ESCAPE FROM HANGOVER

Step 1 In the first 2 hours after awakening you have to drink 1.5 liters of water in any form except artificial carbonated beverages (Coca-Cola, Sprite and so on). About of the amount given should be accounted for mineral water. After that just take 2 cups of strong tea (green or black). Step 2 In the first hour drink a solution of 1 spoon of baking soda in a glass of water (200 ml). Step 3 Feed yourself with a helping of sauerkraut and/or sea kale. If you dont store them up one may drink a solution of 1 spoon of salt in a glass of water (200 ml). Step 4 Take a shower or a bath. Step 5 Have a breakfast in 1.52 hours since the moment of the awakening. Anyway you must charge yourself with 11

mineral water before eating. First of all the meal should include vegetables, potato, kefir or yogurt with natural components. Avoid fat meal and meat as well. Step 6 12 tablets of glycine will also help to recuperate (standard dose is 150 mg/tablet, check the instruction applied to the medicine). Common recommendation: during the day consume more water than usually and avoid going in for sport.

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References
1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol 2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short-term_effects_of_alcohol 3. Horowitz M., Maddox A., Bochner M. et al. Relationships between gastric emptying of solid and caloric liquid meals and alcohol absorption // Am. J. Physiol. 257 (2) (1989) P. 291298. 4. Levine M. E., Duffy L. K., Bowyer R. T. Fatigue, Sleep, and Seasonal Hormone Levels: Implications for Drinking Behavior in Northern Climates // Drugs & Society 8 (2) (1994) P. 6170.

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