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1. Party details
Date ___/_____/_______ Time _______ to _________ Expenses (total budgeted)_____________________________
Location ____________________________________________ Expenses (actual) ____________________________________
Organizer _ _________________________________________ And who will be making up the difference?: _ ____________
Designated scapegoat ________________________________ ___________________________________________________
2. Damage
Check only categories with items or personnel that sustained damage during party-related incidents.
Degree Kind
Property
Minor Major Total Broken Burned Dissolved Stolen Sold Eaten
Furniture and fixtures
Cookware, dishes, tableware, glassware
Computers, copiers, fax, electronics
Company intellectual property
CEO’s 1965 Alfa Romeo Silver Spider
Career Relationships Injury or loss of life
Personnel
Chastize Demote Dismiss Minor Critical Disaster Minor Critical Fatal
Executives and board members NA NA
Senior management
Lesser management
Frontline workers
Custodial staff, pets, plants, etc.
3. Casualties
List all affected individuals; check behavioral defects exhibited during party. Describe effects using these casualty codes:
Inj: injury (physical) Cr: crime (minor) Har: harassment Em: embarrassed self/others Ohno: Caught with prostitute Pho: Photocopied body part
Inj999: to pride Cr999: felony Har999: sexual Em999: they’ll never stop Ohno999: Dead prostitute Pho999: Sent it to boss
talking about it
Casualty
Name Intoxicated Too loud Jerkish Extenuating or aggravating circumstances
code
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Note: If you need more than eight rows to report casualties, please also complete supplementary form Report of Calamity
or Massacre (Large), then meet with your supervisor and Human Resources for debriefing and possible dismissal.
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