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Kuch Nahi 'I' k mobile ko 'U' k mobile say pyar ho gaya hay is liye line mar raha hay.
Updated: 24/11/2006
Kaisa wollu banaya unko Send This SMS Free on Mobile
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Updated: 09/11/2006
Donkey is busy reading this SMS Send This SMS Free on Mobile
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has
come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started.
Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
Updated: 20/10/2006
Keeping idiot busy Send This SMS Free on Mobile
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for
cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat
Difference between watch & wife Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Why should I learn? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever
realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
Updated: 20/10/2006
How did you find me? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Talking about oxygen Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Your own stupid Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
If you are very sad Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Rain makes beautiful Send This SMS Free on Mobile
The rain makes all things beautiful …
The grass & flowers 2 …
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?
Updated: 20/10/2006
Pronouncing good english Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
From birth till my death Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
No one rested Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Can u send me ur photo Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
When u feel sad Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Don’t bring any gift Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be
invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to
marry me
Updated: 20/10/2006
Someday u may lose Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Husband wife quarrel Send This SMS Free on Mobile
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
Updated: 20/10/2006
Ur smile Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Why I SMS U Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Why I miss u Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Same mistake twice Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Koi pathar se na maare Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Aisa kalyug aayega Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Tum sa koi dushara Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Unki dewangi Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
I will die Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:
Updated: 20/10/2006
Poori cycle marne ki.. Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Kunware hum bhi nahin Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Ladkiyo ko SMS Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
Updated: 20/10/2006
Salary meri ho Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Ande tamatar Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Santa & Banta Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Sardarji & Librarian Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many
characters no story”
Librarian, “So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory”
Updated: 20/10/2006
Zehar hai ki pyar ….. Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Saala chakkar kya hai! Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
SMS ka khatra Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.
One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.
Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
Updated: 20/10/2006
Check sugar level regularly Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks
Why are you doing this?
Updated: 20/10/2006
Mere papa bahut darpok hain Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
If ever in your life u r very sad Send This SMS Free on Mobile
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I’ll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Updated: 20/10/2006
Paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Message pe message bhejte ho Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
Updated: 20/10/2006
Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
Updated: 20/10/2006
Which is more important to us? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Machhar ne aap ko kata Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
A message to god Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Dear God,
Updated: 20/10/2006
Ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
An apple a day Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Humhe neend bahut aati hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Dost me aap jaisa Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar.. Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar muskurate hain
Par unke bachche bade kameene hain
Jo hamein mama, mama kah kar bulate hain
Updated: 20/10/2006
Why we send funny sms? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Sometimes we wonder why friends keep sending funny sms to us without writing a word,
maybe this could explain:
When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do - you send
funny sms.
When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep in contact, you send funny sms.
When you have something to say, but don’t know what, and don’t know how, you send
funny sms.
To let you know that: you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still
loved, you are still cared for, you are still wanted, guess what you get? A funny sms from
me.
So my friend the next time you get a funny sms, don’t think that I have just sent you a
funny sms, but that…
Send this to your friends and let them know you are always thinking about them and
don’t forget to send it back to your friend who sent it to you … Let them know you’re
thinking about them too!
Updated: 20/10/2006
Who let the dogs out Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!. Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Humhare yahan shaddi e-mail .. Send This SMS Free on Mobile
American gora bola - humhare yahan shaddi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Sardar - kamal hai, humhare yahan toh female se hoti hai! .
Updated: 20/10/2006
Mom & Son Send This SMS Free on Mobile
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”
MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
the school.”
Heee….eee…e.e..e.e..e
Updated: 20/10/2006
Machhar hai maroo Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Look Here
Bhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn,
Look There
BBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnn,
Look Upward
BBBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn,
Look Downward
Bhhhhhhhheeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn,
Yaar idhar udhar kiya dekh rahe hoo machhar hai maroo
Updated: 20/10/2006
Sardar’s honeymoon Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with
him
Updated: 20/10/2006
Sardar’s english language Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Pledge of boys Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Pledge Of Boys:
India is my nation,
girls r my destination,
dating is my occupation,
flirting is my profession,
what the hell is this education?
Updated: 20/10/2006
Saali baap ko le aayi Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Mazaaak kyon kartey ho? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks
Student: I will score 100 % marks
Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Student : Suroo kisney kiya?
Updated: 20/10/2006
Sardar’s exam and fighting Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
To kya hoga achievement Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Do mendak … Send This SMS Free on Mobile
DO MENDAK:
pehla bola “tar”
dusra bola “tar”
pehla bola “tar”
dusra bola “tar”
pehla bola “tar tar”
dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar”
Updated: 20/10/2006
Our car only starts with petrol Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
How to keep our heart clean? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Mumbai, capital of India? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
What is far? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Choice for dinner Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
What’s the meaning of a school? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Your head is growing through your hair Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Hamara bhi bank balance hota Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Ham dekhte hain: TOM AND JERRY Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Don’t play with my life Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Itna kyon darate ho Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Satyug aane wala hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Hey krishna tu is kalyug me aa ke to dikha … Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara, Bin Laden ko hath laga ke to dikha.
Tune pura parvat ek ungli pe uthaya, mere gym me aake ek dumbell utha k to dikha.
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai, Bipasa ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to
dikha.
Tune gokul k 1600 gopia sath me rakhi, mere college ki ek ladki pata k to dikha.
Updated: 20/10/2006
Mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya
pareshan karti hai.
Bhajwan: Agar tu itna pareshan hai to (your name) kitna pareshan hoga.
Updated: 20/10/2006
Kripya dhyan de Send This SMS Free on Mobile
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Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.
Updated: 20/10/2006
Murgi ki paheli Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road
cross karliya”.
Paanch kaise?
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Socho Socho …
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Kaise Hua?
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Aur Jara Socho
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.
Updated: 20/10/2006
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Hum apne underwear sukhaate hain Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Jaani… Jin toofanon mein logon ke aashiyane udd jaate hain, Unn toofanon mein hum
apne underwear sukhaate hain
Updated: 20/10/2006
Student’s problem Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta Send This SMS Free on Mobile
System of love:
Jan - Rose
Feb - Propose
Mar - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chating
June - Dating
July - Kiss
Aug - Miss
Sep - Drop
Oct - Escape
Nov - Rest
Dec - Next
Updated: 20/10/2006
Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Main sadhu kyun banta? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?
Kya aap Close Up karte hain? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Suwar ke bachhe!
Ullu ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille!
Gadhe ki aulaad!
Bhains ke bachhde!
Bakri ke memne…
Updated: 20/10/2006
SMS karke paap karta hun Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Bijali chaligayi Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Chudel keh rahe ho? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Wife: Jab tum lassi pite ho, to mujhe Paro kehte ho.
Jab whiskey peete ho to mujhe Darling kehte ho.
Aaj kya piya hai, jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho?
Husband: Aaj mein pura hosh-o-hawaas mein hun
Updated: 20/10/2006
Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tanduriste Hai Wahan Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Kal balance ho na ho Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
When I call you Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Difference between watch & wife Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Gam woh cheez hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Utrega kaise? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
100-100 ke note bichhata hoon Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
Updated: 20/10/2006
Garmi ki shuruwat… Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Dekha kisi aur ke sath Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi joshh ke sath
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi shhor ke sath
Ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath
Updated: 20/10/2006
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Bhagwan sanker k gale me naag Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ki gale mein baahein dali, aur puchha - kaisa lag raha hai?
Pati bola: Jaise bhagwan sanker k gale me naag.
Updated: 20/10/2006
Maine tujhe dekha Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
A girl on the cover Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Taste the thunder? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Sidhe upar chale aana! Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
I press the bell but no one comes out Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Ladki aisi paheli hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Aaj Light Khana hai! Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name
them?
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.
Updated: 20/10/2006
Jahan dard vahan Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Pizza hut ka opposite Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Pizza hut ka opposite Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Difference between watch & wife Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Itne kam marks Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Mayawati & Laalu Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
I kiss my wife everyday. Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave
Updated: 20/10/2006
Itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Updated: 20/10/2006
Men always have better friends Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Men always have better friends… They will stand by you, no matter what!
Friends of Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next
morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend’s apartment overnight. So the husband calls
10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.
Friends of Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning,
that he stayed at his friend’s apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends
and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are
claiming that he is still with them.
Updated: 20/10/2006
Dost me aap jaisa… Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
He saw them without problems Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Sorry recharge khattam ho gaya Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro aur gf k ghar k bahar
khade ho k jor se chilaao, “I Luv U”
Updated: 20/10/2006
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Naha ke chal diye Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola… Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Kutte ka cake Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Jise dil diya… Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Similarty between Gandhiji and Malika Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 20/10/2006
Hazaron ka kya hoga? Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Ladki Boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka Bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Updated: 20/10/2006
Ek ladki thi diwani si Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 19/10/2006
When u feel lonely and alone Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 19/10/2006
Brain is a master piece Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Unlike others your brain is a master piece,
It is divided in 2 parts - Left & Right.
In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!
Updated: 19/10/2006
Sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 19/10/2006
Aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge
Bachche: Nahi karenge sir
Updated: 19/10/2006
Beautiful Red Underware Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Updated: 19/10/2006
Bachpan se hi kamine ho? Send This SMS Free on Mobile