OEl Paso Sallys

Welcome to a little restaurant in a small tourist town outside El Paso in the Arctic. Here is where there lived a boy, the son of a drunk who made his work washing dishes while his Dad sat at home and ate and slept and at night would go out drinking with his friends.. At work little Luki had to do all the dirty work. Luki the dishes, Luki the floor, Luki the bathroom. Luki worked away day after day getting paid just a margine of what the other employees did, until he decided one day to seek revenge for being pushed around. He knew, since he had worked at the restaurant for so long how to make deserts and special dishes and no one wanted him to make them because they would have to give him more money. Well Luki decided to make a special batch of cookies for all the employees. So, while the employees had their mouths full of the gigantic take one Im free cookies, Luki ran to the bathroom and clogged the toilet with toilet paper. Then Luki locked the bathroom door and put up a sign that read out of order got to hell. As the crowd of diareah dip shits broke into the bathroom to see the backed up toilet, they yelled out for Luki! Holding up their trowsers they ran to the window and looked out at Luki Ill get you Luki cried Paul the cook. Your dead meat, yelled Melissa the waitress as their pants dripped with feseas Luki stayed as long as sanity would permit before jumping on his motor cycle and speeding off down the highway having taken all the tips and bathroom needs and cleaning supplies.

TJM