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In Algebra, Teacher says to student,

A=B
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B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example...
Student: Sir, I love you&You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.:
Un-married honay ka sab se bara faida kya hay??
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Aap subah Bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain..
!!Ha Ha Ha!!
Its Fun to b Young

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Can u cry undr water?


Do fishes ever get thirsty?
Why dont birds fall of trees when they sleep?
Why is it called building when it is already built?
When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it?
If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
why does round pizza come in a square box?
Why doesnt glue stick 2 its bottle?
"I Love You" is not a question thn why does it need an answer?

Its LOVE
When a little girl puts her energy to give dad a head massage
Its LOVE
When a wife makes tea for husband and take a sip before him

Its LOVE
When a mother gives her son the best piece of cake
Its LOVE
When your friend holds your hand tightly on a slippery road
Its LOVE
When your brother messages you and asks did you reach home on time
"Love is not just a guy holding a girl and going around the city"
Love is actually a name of "Care"
" T a k e c a r e "
The most painful moment of life.....when some one u Know ...becomes.....some one
u Knew :)

Ishq qaatil se bhi aur maqtool se hamdardi bhi


Yeh bata kis se mohabbat ki jaza mange ga
Sajda Khaliq ko bhi aur iblees se yarana bhi
Hashar me kis se aqeedat ka sila mange ga.....
(Iqbal)***

uth jaoon ga mehfal se tu ehbab sunen gey


Her dor men purshob men kis trah geya hun
Halan k gar se turbat koi dooor nahd thee
Pouncha mera janaza kandhey bdal bdal kar
Royen gey wo meray bistar ke her shekan ko dekh kar
Wo hal likh challa hun karwat bdal bdal kat
"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there i
s nothing left
to take away.

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mari Zindagi tou firaaq hai, woh azal se dil main makeen sahi
Wo nigahe_shauq se door hain, rage_jaan se lakh qareen sahi
Hamein jaan dainee hai aik din, wo kisi tarah wo kahin sahi
Hamein aap khainchiye daar par, jo nahi koi tu hameen sahi
Sar_e_toor ho sar_e_hasher ho, hamein intizaar qubool hai
Wo kabhi milein, wo kahin milein, wo kabhi sahi, wo kahin sahi
Na ho un pe kuch mera bass nahi, k ye aashqi hai hawas nahi
Mai unhi ka tha, mai unhi ka hoon, wo mere nahi tu nahi sahi
Mujhe bhaithne ki jaga milay, meri aarzoo ka bharam rahay
Teri anjuman mein agar nahi,teri anjuman k qareen sahi
tera dar tau hum ko na mil saka, teri rahguzar ki zameen sahi
hamain sajda karne se kaam hai, jo wahan nahin tau yahin sahi
meri zindagi ka naseeb hai nahin door mujh se qareeb hai
mujhay uska ghum tau naseeb hai wo agar nahin tau nahin sahih
jo ho faisala wo sunaaiye usay hashr pe na uthaiye
jo karain gay app sitam wahan wo abhi sahi wo yehin sahi
Use dekhne ki jo low lagi tu Naseer dekh hi lain gey hum
Wo hazaar aankh se door ho, wo hazaar pardah nasheen sah

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