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Editor-an-Chief Allan A. Madrilejos All things chronological, neat, navy blue and black
Managing Editor Allan P. Hernandez Typing feel-good mantrcs over and over again
Art Director Paul C. Villariba Buying blue shirts
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Fashion Editor Ana G. Kalaw Arranging price tags alphabetically
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Girlfriend of the Year? sexy factor yung feel nung tela.
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n a g p a p a r a m d a mn a u l i t . H a h a ! U s u a l l yp e o p l e h a ! P r o m i s ek o i y o n s a k a n y a .H e ' s i n t h e U S :
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-- # ' You're still stalker'free we hope? wear it pagdating niya.

Of course. And...
Ha ha! Good thing wala namang stalkers.Siguro
ang pinaka-weird na encounter ko yung time na So nung pag-uwi niya rito just recently,I grante:
,- may nag-approachsa akin out of nowhere fapos his wish. lsinuot ko yung gifl niya sa akin whe-
s a b i n i y a , " U y l A n g s e x y / n o p a l a s a p e r s o n a l l 'H a w e m e t . S a b i n i y a h e l i k e st h e p i n k o n e b e t t e r
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O o n a m a n . I l i k e l i n g e r i ek a s i i t ' s c o m f o r t a b l e ako and I like simple things. kaunting effort
to wear. Pero hindi sexy ang feeling, it's more lang appreciatedko na agad. A little prarse lrke
of babaeng-babae ang dating mo kapag iyon " b l o o m i n gk a n g a y o n " i s e n o u g h t o m a k e m y d a . .
ang suot.So somehow nakatulong siya sa pag- Really? That's quite hard to believe.
project ko sa camera. Admittedly,mahina kasi ang self-confidenceko
l'm reallynot the type na magkakalakasng loob
'\. mag-pose sa magazinekasi I find it hard to be
\ s a t i s f r e dw i t h m y s e l fa n d w h a t I d o . I ' m m y w o r s t
\1 c r i t i c .G o o d t h i n g m y b o y f r i e n di s s u p p o r t i v e .H e
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.\ '. e n c o u r a g e dm e t o t r y t h i s o u t . A l s o , I ' m t h a n k f u l
I w a s c h o s e n G F o f t h e Y e a rf o r 2 0 0 5 . / V a - b o o s ;
talaga ang confidence ko roon.
Gan you tell us the wildest thing you've
done?
One time, back in high school nakipag-inuman
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hit song "lf I'm Not in Lovewith
You" (yes,the Kathy Troccoli cover
d u e t w i t h J a n n oG i b b s ) a n d y o u ' l l
r n e v i t a b l fyi n d y o u r s e l fh u m m i n g ,
rf not belting out, particularlyto
"Oh whyyy in every fantasyyy do I
f e e l y o u r a r m s e m b r a c i n gm e , l i k e
lovers lost in sweet desire?"-not as
J a n n o ,b u t i n b a l l - c r u s h i n gf a l s e t t o
in a botched attemot to sound
like the first SfarSfruck Ultimate
Survivorand GMA Artist Center's
homegrown talent.
T r u e ,J e n n y l y n ' ss o n g s d o n ' t
e x a c t l yg o w i t h o u r m a n n i s hi T u n e s ,
but they don't have to. They stick.
Hear any of them on an FX ride to
work and later,for some reason,
out of the blue as you stare blankly
a t y o u r c o m p u t e r m o n i t o r ,y o u ' l l
wonder, "Why do I go crazy every
t i m e I t h i n ka b o u t y o u b a b y ? W h y
e l s e d o I w a n t y o u l i k eI d o . . . i f I ' m
not in love with you?"
But if having that schmaltzy
track stubbornly wedged in your
head means hearing one of La
Vendetta'slead stars' sweet voice
over and over again, then bring
on the mush!She didn't win Best
Performanceby a Duet in the 18th
Awit Awards for that sappy song for
n o t h i n g ,d i d n ' t s h e ?
Moreover,who would mind
having JennylynMercado, reportedly
one of the stars of the forlhcoming
TV remake of Lino Brocka's Maging
Akin Ka Lamang, stuck in his brain?
She who ranked No. I the first time
she made it in the FHM 100 Sexiest
l i s t .S h e w h o m a k e s s t r a p p i n gh u g e
men like WWE World Heavyweight
Champion Batista go goo-goo eyed
enough to kiss her photo on TV.
She who's got her heartin the right
place, celebrating her l Bth birlhday
by distributinggifts at a home for
abused children.
And as FHM opens 2008, here
are gloriousphotos of Jennylynfor
when the next last-song-syndrome
hits you. At the same time, allow us
to banner our spanking new look
with Jennylyn,the promisingyoung
actress and singer who never looked
this damn good.
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You just starred in the Metro
Manila Film Festival entry
Resiklo shown this December.
She almost didn't How was it like working with
push throuqh
- with Senator Bong Revilla? Expect another
this shoot It was my first time to work with album this year
What made you say "yes" to S e n a t o rB o n g , a n d a s h i s l e a d i n g Which do you prefer-singing or
FHM? lady pa. I played Bianca, a damsel- acting?
I guess it was time for me to be in-distress,when in my previous Both. Kung kaya kong ipagsabal',
more open to discovering new film and TV roles, ako yung parang gagawin ko. That's why this 2008.
things. lt's time for me na rin to superhero at may mga action gagawin ko na rin yung lhid albu-
c o m e o u t s i n c e I ' m n o l o n g e ra c h i l d sequences. Ngayon ako naman ko, because the last time I made
nor a teenager, pero siyempre may yung ipinagtatanggol.lt was an onetyung "Letting Go'] was nung
limitationspa rin. Wholesome pa rin, h o n o r w o r k i n gf o r s u c h a g r a n d 2006 pa.
pero mas mature na. p r o d u c t i o na n d w i t h S e n a t o r B o n g . What kinds of songs can we
Honestly, did you dread this? He's very nice. expect from your upcoming
No, masaya nga ako kasi from the We heard it's the most album?
very beginning nung minemake- expensive Philippine-made film. L o v e s o n g s , b a l l a d sp a r i n . l ' l l 6 e
upan pa lang ako kasundo ko na lf you had millions to spare doing a lot of covers and revivals.
yung makeup artist, And I've worked for a movie, what would you Nung first album ko, may duet ako
with Jay our photographer,many produce? w i t h J a n n oG i b b s , y u n g " l f I ' m N o t
times na rin. Walang hassle, walang Romancel Siyempre a romance film in Love with Youj' sa secono namaF
oressure. na musical,just like Moulin Rouge. duet ng "Moments of Lovej' and
Made any preparations for the Dapat challenging din yung role ko. s a u p c o m i n ga l b u m k o , i t ' s a d u e t
shoot? Speaking of musicals, you're version of "How Do I Live?" Paranc
Walang preparations kasi maraming also part of Manila West Side good luck charm ko si Janno sa
beses ko rin itong pinag-isipan. A Story. mga albums ko.
monthago, I didn't want to push Yes, kasama ko rito si Jacky Speaking of revivals, how's it
through with it. Then the week after, Woo. Iapos na kaming mag-film. like reviving the classic Sharon
oo. Tapos the followin g week, hindi I t ' s a n i n d i ef i l m n a i r e - r e l e a s e Cuneta ditty'fP.S. I Love You"
na naman. Paiba-iba ako ng mood, internationally,particularlyin Japan. lor La Vendetta?
u n t i lf i n a l l y ,l j u s t a g r e e d t o d o i t o n l y So, can you relate to a Romeo- lsasama ko rin yun sa album ko.
a few days ago, I didn't want to do Juliet, "bawal na pag-ibig" type Honestly,kinabahan ako, I reallyfe t
s o m e t h i n gI w a s n ' t w i l l i n gt o d o , of relationship? pressured kasi dalawang beses ko
kaya hinintay pa talaga namin na Hindi naman. Kasi hindi pa naman pang inulit yung recording. Ayaw
maging ready na talaga ako. ako pinag babawalan, ha hal Wala kasi nilang ipabago yung tono or
pa akong bawal na relasyon na ipabali yung tone, gusfo nila same
No comparison pinasok,lahat may blessing ng s o u n d a s t h e o r i g i n a l ,P e r o s a n a
to her StarStruck mommy ko. nagustuhan ni Ms. Sharon Cuneta.
cgntemporaries, You've proven yourself a
prease versatile you ng actress-doi ng She shares her
You are the first StarStruck fantaseryes, drama, action, and ghostly experiences
Ultimate Survivor, but some of comedy films. What other roles Were you aware that they were
your batch mates like Katrina would you like to portray? going to kill your character
Halili and Cristine Reyes have Parang lahat na ng gusto kong Almira tn La Vendetta?
become FHM babes way before role nagawa ko na-kahit multo,ha Oo aware naman ako, especially
you did. ha! | guess gusto ko naman ma-try when we had our story conference
As much as possible ayoko someday maging kontrabida. Pero Tutal ako naman yung namatay na
sanang ma-compare ng mga tao aside from acting, gusto ko ring hindi nawala eh,ha ha. And actualli,
sa kanila kasi wala namang poinl. mag-aral para subukang maging na-excite ako sa role kasi first time
Magkakaiba naman yung aming professionalmake-up artist. ko mag-portray ng multo.
s t r e n g t h s .S i n c e t h e b e g i n n i n g Any creepy incidents on the set
yung pagka-package sa akrn was of the soap, though?
w h o l e s o m e .B u t I a d m i r et h e m b o t h ,
especiallysince we started in the
,WALAPA Ah maramil May experience pa
akong may nagpa-picture sa akin.
industrytogether.
In terms of physical assets, AKONG sa akin lang siya nagpa-picture.
Tuwang-tuwapa siya nun. Tapos
what sets you apart from them?
Mahirap isipin,ha ha! Readers
BAWAL NA after niyang magpa-picture sa akin.a
few minutes after,biglang meron sa
na lang natin ang hintayin nating RELASYOA'G staff na tumakbo sa akin fapos sab
magsabil
Are you still close with your PINASOK' "Jen!Jen! Yung nagpa-picturesa
'yo
nagpakamatay!" Sabi nila after
niyang magpa-picture, pumasok si, a
feflow StarStruck batch mates?
Oo namanl ParticularlyNadine sa kofse niya tapos binaril niya sar,
S a m o n t e ,K a t r i n aH a l i l i ,a n d niya. Naireak out talaga ako, buonc
SheenaHalili. araw akong tulala.

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JANUARY2008 FHI
 Do you believe in ghosts?
Oo kasisa set we have this "Magical
Hour" na ino-observe namin na every
1 1PM or 12AM we stop filming
aftogether kasiang daming gamit na
nasisirabigla-yung audio, video, o
tahol nang tahol lahat ng mga aso.
Afteryung hourna yun, pwede na
kami ulit mag-film as usual.
What the hell kind of set is lhat?
May tsismis pa nga na sa mansion
kung saan l<aminagsho-shoof sa
Pampanga, sobrang laki kasi nun, as
in it has 10 rooms. Tapossa 10 rooms
na yun, 15 silang members ng family
na nagre-reside sa mansion na yun.
Pero lahat nung 15 na yun, sa isang
l<warto lang natutulog. Ayaw nilang
natulog sa iba-ibang rooms kasiyung
onginal owner nung mansion na-
-assacre daw sa master's bedroom.
FllI JANUARY2008 www.fhm.com.ph
Her heart can't
take lies
Are you vindictive?
Hindi. Pag may sama ako ng loob
sa rsang tao, tahimiklang ako.
Madali rin akong magpatawad.
How's your heart?
Eversince nag-collapse ako
noonduringmy albumtour,nag-
hyperventilateako kasimedyo weak
yunghearlko, but thankfullyhindi na
ulit nangyari.Sobrangstressed/ang
siguroako noon. Now I take care of
myself,makingsureI takevitamins
and eat enoughhealthyfood for
strength.And I sleepwheneverI can.
And your love life?
[Smiles]Okaynaman.Verymuch
in love.
Doyou believe in "monthsarlee"?
Oo, pero hindi na kami
nagbibigayanng gifts. Pag umabot
na kasing one year,yearlyna lang.
And our favorite question:
What's your type of guy?
Siyem pre gentleman, supportive,
loyal,and someonewho will loveme
unconditionally.Hindi sinungaling.
She lovesher fans
This is FHIllls firct issue for 2008,
Any Ne{ Yeay'sresoluti ?
lwillfocufmoreon myca
especiallyon my singingkasilast
yearwas devotedmoreto acting.
Thiswill alsobe the yearthat l'll be
packagedas a seryvampsinger,
so I'd reallyconcentrateon singing.
Pero not that sery, hal Ha ha! Mature
lang talaga,hindi na pa-tweetums.
What's your wlsh lor 2008?
Sanamagingsuccessfulcareer
ko and I'm reallyhopingto have
anothersoloconcert.
Any message for your fans?
I'd liketo thankthemkasibecause
of them naritopa rin ako. Silayung
nagbibigaysa akin ng stayingpower
and strength.I loveyou all!FHM
Jennvlvnwill celebrateher fifth
yeaias GMA's tJltimateStarstruck
Survivorwith a pre-Valentines
concert,PassionFulfilled,at
Zirkoh Timog,Q.C. on Feb.2. For
inquiri es, textlcalI: O92| -2237 4O4
or O922-8254911.
For more photos of Jennylyn,log
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Do wisecrad<ingmen also use
it to hit on you?
Manytimes.Theysay sillystuff like,
?re you reallygonnaJacqme?"
And I'd say,uNoyou Jacqme! Don't
you knowI have'that'alsobecause
I'mfromThailand?" Ha ha! But
I'mjust kidding-l'veneverbeento
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How do you feel about being
one of Ran Online'sCalendar
Girfs in 2OO8?
Superflattered,I actuallyliketheir
gamingcompany,so beingchosen
was a verynice feeling.I actually
playthe gamewith my friends,
especiallywhen I havetime.Also,
I'm extrahappybecausethey chose
me to be the Decembergirl.My
birthdayfallson that month.
Can you tell us about this new
comedy show you're starring in?
It's calledParekoy.ltairs on ABS-
CBN startingthis month.I'mwith
JohnPrats,DennisPadilla,Long
Mejia,and it's directedby Randy
Santiago.
And your role?
Akoyung sexyaf kikay nasister
ni John Prats.Panggulolang ako
roon,ha ha!
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Bet you didn't have a hard
time portraying that. After all
you look kikay and, no doubt,
sexy...
It's so me! | loveplayingeveryrole.
Kahitano,l'lltakeit.
Any dream roles in particular?
I want to do actionscenes,like
whatAngelinaJolieandJennifer
Garnerdo. Or, if not that,yung
actioninvolvingsports,a /a Jessica
Alba.But comedyis easierkasi I
lovemakingpeoplelaugh.
Do you get your jokes from
guys?
No! | makemy own jokes,ha
ha! lt's in me to be funny.I even
makeguyslaugh.But it's also
fun to havepeoplearoundme
na supercomedian.I likehaving
positivepeoplearoundme. lf you
havepositiveenergy,you'llattract
positivethingsand achievepositive
results.
So cfiimp-facedfunnymen have
the unfair advantage?
Hmm...medyo.Mas na-aattractako
sa guys na marunongmagpatawa
kasi I loveto laugh.lt's not that
theyshouldforce it pero if I had a
choice,I wanta guy with a sense
of humor.
ls that all that matters? lt
woufd be a breezetor FHM
staffers, then...
Sure!Basfahe has to be really
interesting allthe time.I alsowant
someonewho's veryathletic.I
want someonewho can motivate,
and inspireme to do more,to push
forth in life.And also one who
treatsa ladyreallygood.
Take your pidc: An athletic
dude who does basketball,
swimming and, er, shotput but
has no sense of humor, or a
joker who has zero interest in
sports?
Probablythe guy who's funny,
kasi one can alwayslearnto love
sports.Peroyung senseof humor,
that'sone essenceof a person
that you can't learn.Kumbaga,
talent yan. Mahirap yung super-
serious,mamamatayakopag
ganoonl
But can you live without sports
either?
Oh no, I can't!| likeextreme
sportsTun g talagangmay
adrenalinrush.Kasi kung saan
ako na'e-excite,dun ako, Say,
pataluninmo akosa building,
I'd do it. Bungeejumping,
wakeboarding, I likethem.Now
I'm gettinginto skateboardingI
was supposedto skydivewith lqr
friendsin Subic.Thatday,thougl
the wind was so strong.Hindi ki
makatalonuntilclosingtime.Brl-
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weekthat the planeblew up-yn;
instructorna nagturosa aminH,
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mean, you could've been I
there... I
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te be carefulin everythingyou do I
Life is too short,you'llneverknow *
what's goingto happennext.So 1l
right now it's reallynicethat you il
livein the moment.Just livelifeto I
the fullest,yan ang mottoko. I'd st I
skydivein a heartbeal,yun nga luq I
wala ng placefor skydivingdito s
Philippines. T
What's the biggest challenge I
you took? I
Siguroyungskyjumping in Macao, I
fromthe tallesttowertherelI'm I
afraidof heights,but I stilldid it. ,
Also,the challengewe did in the
first seasonol Amazing RaceAsia,
whereI hadto go insidea snakepil
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: :, too.
spod na nakaupo ka lang the
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' ass big pero hindisrya exciting.
Of course I do! Ha hal In every
a s p e c t i n m y l i f e I h a v et o b e
adventurous...
I d o p u s h - u p si n b e d , h a h a ! I ' m j u s t
v e r y e x p e r i m e n t a l - r nb e d , i n t h e
t o i l e t ,i n t h e g y m , i n t h e c o f f e e s h o p !
H m m m .. . S i y e m p r ei t ' s f u n t o b e
. a ha!
a d v e n t u r o u se v e r y w h e r e H
I d o n ' t t h i n ki t ' s w e i r d e n o u g h ,b u t
I ' v ed o n e i t b y t h e l a k e .
O o n a m a n .A c t u a l l yI ' m a v e r y
r e l a x e dp e r s o n .S o b r a n g c h i l l k o
/ a n g w h e n s o m e t h i n g ' sh a p P e n i n g ,
I r e a l l yd o n ' t p a n r c .l f y o u ' v e
watched lhe Amazing Race Asia, si
Aubrey yung ma-panic, ako relaxed
lang. Pero on the other hand, ako
yung magulo sa gamit, siya Yung
o r g a n i z e d .I ' m a v e r y c a l m p e r s o n ,I
c a n s a y .S o m e t i m e sl a n g P a g n a e -
e x c i t ea k o , w h e n I s e e s o m e t h i n g
that I like or want lo do, nagiging
h y p e rn a a k o . H a h a ! F H M
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the appeal of a suppository,
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o n - g r o i nw i t h y o u r w o m a n b u t
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not quite on target yet? So you
e n d u p p e c k i n gy o u r w a y i n ?

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background actually does back up and are heading for under the sheets and navigate
help pave the way to hot and the door. You might as well manually-or better, let her.
h e a v ys e x . B u t s i n g i n ga l o n g leave a wad of cash on her
between lip locks and licks is nightstand,
an anecdote waiting to be told
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s n o g g i n g a n d f o n d l i n g ,d o n ' t as if you're prepping steak
slobber. lf she wanted to c u t s , S u c k i n g ,l i c k i n g ,s l i g h t -
smell like laway, she'd get pressure biting, and alternating
a pet yak. And since we're between soft stroking and
on the subject, be keen on gentle mashing,yes. But keep
oral hygiene,especiallywhen t h e t o o t h w o r kt o a m i n i m u m .
the makeout fest was made Women don't enjoy this. You
possible at all by a round of wouldn't like it if she bit on
drinks. You don't have to be y o u r p e n i s ,w o u l d y o u ?
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 es! As you may have noticed by now,
amid ogling eyes and the possibility
that a maniacalsex fiend was just
lurkingaroundthe corner,we decided
to make our Brazilianmuse this
month,slenderKarina'sfirst dip in the
FHM pool a special one.
B y " s p e c i a l "w e m e a n u s i n g a
c r o w d o f p e o p l e e n j o y i n gl a t e - n i g h t
d r i n k sa n d a c o u s t i c m u s i c a s a
b a c k d r o p .S u c h a p u b l i c s e t t i n gf o r
a photoshoot wasn't exactlya first
for us. So we knew that couoled
with the fact that she would be
w e a r i n gv e r y m i n i m a lc l o t h i n g ,
t h e r e ' s a p o s s i b i l i t yo u r m o d e l
w o u l d t h r o w a b a r r a g eo f t a n t r u m s .
But that'swherethe inherent
S o u t h A m e r i c a ns w e e t n e s si n
K a r i n as h o n e t h r o u g h .S h e n e v e r
s h o w e d a h i n t o f s m u g n e s s ,g a m e l y
p o s i n g a n d s e d u c t i v e l yp l a y i n g
f o r o u r c a m e r a s .M i n u t e sl a t e r ,
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p r o c e e d e dt o t a l k a b o u t h e r g o o d
old motherlandH . o w w e l o v et h e m
p r e t t yB r a z i l i a n s !
Bom dia bonito senhora Karina!
Bem-vindo a FHMt (Good day
beautiful lady Karina! Welcome
to FHM!)
Bom dia. You know how to soeak
Portuguese?
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Nope. Just got that from Google mean local guys hitting on you, g o i n g o u t i f y o u ' r eg o i n g t o d r i n k
Translate. Anyway, we've asked right? i c e dt e a a l l n i g h t !
other Brazilian models we've T h e r ea r e s o m e w h o t r y t h e i r l u c k Right on! Say, we're dating
talked to a lot about your w h i l e t h e r e a r e o t h e r sw h o j u s t w a n t and we head off to Brazil for
country's fine beaches, are t o b e f r i e n d s .l t ' s f u n n y b u t m o s t o f some R and R, what would our
there any other natural wonders t h e F i l i o i n o sI m e e t d o n ' t b e l i e v ea t schedule be like?
in Brazilwe're missing on? firstthat I'm Brazilian. l ' l lt a k e y o u f i r s tt o t h e b e a c h
T h e A m a z o n !l t ' s o n e o f t h e l o n g e s t When local guys do try to talk to b e c a u s e I t h i n k e v e r y B r a z i lv i s i t o r
r i v e r si n t h e w o r l d . I r e m e m b e r you, what pick-up line do they s h o u l d c h e c k o u t o u r b e a c h e s .T h e r
t a k i n g a s i g h t s e e i n gb o a t r i d e t h e r e usually use? l'lltake you to our houseand cook
once and I was just amazed at its O h , I ' v eh e a r d a l o t o f t h o s e . s o m e F e i j o a d a( m e a ts t e w , r i c e a n d
beauty. lt's paradise on Earth. M o s t l yt h e b a d o n e s , h a h a ! F r o m b e a n s )f o r l u n c h .A t n i g h t ,w e ' l l g o
Brazilians are also often " l f i n d y o u v e r y b e a u t i f u l c, a n I g e t t o R i o s o y o u c a n e x p e r i e n c et h e
associated with sexy swimwear. y o u r n a m e ? "t o w e i r d o n e s l i k e " l B r a z i l i a nn i g h t l i f e .
We're curious, is bikini Brazil's n o t i c e dy o u w e r e l o o k i n ga t m e No soccer involved?
new national costume? a n d I t h o u g h ty o u ' d l i k et o k n o w m y N a t u r a l l yb, e i n g B r a z i l i a na n d b e i n g
( l a u g h s )N o t y e t ! H a h a ! W e a r e n a m e l 'H a h a l B u t , u s u a l l y p , ick-up a r o u n d s o c c e r - c r a z yp e o p l e a l m o s t
b e a c h - l o v i n gp e o p l e ,t h a t ' s w h y l i n e sd o n ' t w o r k o n m e . a l l m y l i f e ,I ' m a f a n . B u t I ' m m o r e
you oftensee most Brazilian What does then? into basketball.
g i r l s w e a r i n g b i k i n i .B u t t h e r e s t i l l F i r s t ,I h a v e t o m e e t t h e g u y t h r o u g h A hoops fan!Any favorite player?
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few years.

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greatand they all seemto have
c o m e o u t r e a l l yn i c e .O b v i o u s l yI ' v e
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w a s v e r y h u p p yw i t h i t .

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m y p r o d u c t i o nc o m p a n y w , hich my
b r o t h e rd i r e c t e dl.t ' sc a l l e d7 - 7 0
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a n o t h e rf i l m r i g h tn o w ,s o m y
c a r e e r ' sr i g h t b a c k o n t r a c k a n d l i f e ' s
g o o d f o r m e . I ' m s t i l la g i r lw h o l i k e s
t o h a v e f u n , b u t l ' v eg r o w n u p a l o t
a n d I ' m e n l o y i n gm y s e l fa l o t m o r e .

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m y s e l fu p t o b e c o m ea b i g g e r a n d
b i g g e rp r o d u c e ra n d y o u h a v e t o
w o r k a t t h a t . I t h o u g h t ,i f I ' m n o t
g e t t i n gt h e s e f i l m s ,l e t m e g o o u t
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k n e w I w a s g i v i n gh i m a n o p p o r t u n i t y
t h a t h e ' d p r o b a b l yn e v e rh a v e h a d i f
I h a d n ' ta t t a c h e dm y s e l ft o t h e f i l m
t o r a i s et h e f i n a n c i n g B
. ut he was
b e y o n dp r o f e s s i o n a sl ,o p r e p a r e d ,
w i t h s t o r y b o a r d sa n d s u c h .H e
wrote a different thank you letter to
 e v e r y o n ei n t h e c r e w A n d h e k n o w s
m e b e t t e rt h a n a n y o n e ,s o h e k n e w
h o w t o g e t a p e r f o r m a n c eo u t o f m e ,
and I truly,truly enjoyed it.
Are you going to carry on
acting?
Of course,absolutely.That's my first
l o v e ,a n d a l w a y sw i l l b e . I c a n ' t s a y
w h a t I ' m l i n i n gu p r i g h tn o w ,b u t
w e ' r e n e g o t i a t i n gf o r t h r e e f i l m s .
Y o u ' r eg o i n g t o s e e a w h o l e n e w
T a r aR e i d - n o c o m e d i e st h i s t i m e .
How long have you been acting
now?
S i n c e I w a s s i x - q u i t e a w h i l e .l s n ' t i t
crazy?I've made 24 movies already.
Do you feel that your image has
been somewhat manufactured
by the press?
T h a t ' st h e p r e s s ' s. 1 o bt ,h o u g h .T h e y
m a k e e v e r y b o d yi n t o l i t t l ep u p p e t s ,
s a y i n gy o u ' r e M i s s P i g g y o r K e r m i t
w i t h a f u n n y v o i c e ,b u t i t ' s u p t o y o u
t o c h a n g ey o u r i n d i v i d u a l i t Iy h . ad
f u n , b u t i n A m e r i c ai t ' s b a d t o h a v e
f u n a n d y o u g e t p u n i s h e df o r i t ,
w h e r e a si n E u r o p ea n d o t h e r p l a c e s
t h e y r e j o i c ei n h a v i n gf u n . B u t n o w
t h e r e a r e g i r l s i n A m e r i c al i k e p a r i s
I H i l t o n ]a n d I s t a r t t h r n k i n g ,, ' W a i t ,
w h a t m a d e m e a b a d g i r l ? I ' v en e v e r
b e e n a r r e s t e d lI' w o n d e r i f s o m e
p e o p l es t a r t t h i n k i n g ," W e m a d e t h i s
g i r l o u t t o b e b a d j u s t f o r h a v i n ga
g o o d t i m e ' l I d o n ' t t h i n k I s h o u l de v e r
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So you did do a lot of partying?
Everyonedoes,but you'llneverread
a storyabout me going out and
partyingwhen I'm supposedto be
w o r k i n gs, h o w i n gu p o n a s e t d r u n ko r
missinga day,never.But when l,m not
workingwhy shouldn'tI havefun? Am
I supposedto stay at home and live
in a cage? | like to havefun and have
peoplearoundme, I think the reason
I n e v e re n d e du p i n a s m u c ht r o u b l e
as Parisor Lindsayllohan] is that I'm
not stupid,so I'd neverdo a lot of the
thingsthose girlsdo, and I'vealways
had good friendsaroundme.
So they are stupid?
Y e a h .L i k e ,L i n d s a ym a k e s $ 1 b -
m i l l i o na m o v i e ,s o w h y d o e s n ' ts h e
h a v e a d r i v e r ?| d o n ' t g e t i t . l f y o u
g e t d r u n k ,t h a t ' sf i n e , b u t d o n ' t d r i v e .
They need to straightenup a litfle bit
a n d m a k e b e t t e r i n v e s t m e n t sA. n d
t h e y s h o u l ds u r r o u n dt h e m s e l v e s
w i t h b e t t e r p e o p l ew h o d o n , tl e t
t h e m g e t t h e m s e l v e si n t r o u b l e .
Are you friends with paris.
Lindsay or Britney?
N o , I ' m o l d e rt h a n t h e m ,I k n o w t h e m
a l l ,b u t I d o n ' t h a n g o u t w i t h t h e m .
Weren't you the same as them?
I was a party girl, but I played by
t h e r u l e s .I t h i n k i t ' s g e t t i n g w o r s e
a n d w o r s e b e c a u s et h e r e ' ss o m u c h
p r e s s u r en o w .T h e l i f e o f a m o v i e
s t a r i s m u c h m o r e d i f f i c u l tb e c a u s e
of the paparazzi.Youmight have a
b a d d a y a n d b e s a d ,b u t w h e n y o u ' r e
t h a t f a m o u s e v e r y o n ei n t h e w o r l d
k n o w s y o u ' r es a d .T h e n t h e y ' l ls a y
y o u ' r e h a v i n ga b r e a k d o w na n d t h a t
m a k e st h i n g sw o r s e .
Do you find yourself disgusted
by the paparazzi?
N o , b e c a u s eI ' m u s e d t o i t a n d i f
y o u m a k e t h e p a p a r a z zyi o u r f r i e n d
they're okay.lf you're mean to them
t h e y ' r eg o i n g t o g e t b a c k a t y o u , b u t
I ' m n o t .l ' l l g i v e t h e m a p i c t u r e ,s o i t ' s
not so bad.
Should you have to do that?
l ' m a p u b l i cf i g u r e ,s o i t ' sn o t l i k e I
d i d n ' ta s k f o r i t .A t t h e e n d o f t h e d a y
I r e a l i z et h e r e a l i t yo f w h a t i t i s .
Have camera phones become
irritating?
That'sa problem.That does bother
me, The paparazziis one thing,but
with camera phones they catch you
b l i n k i n go r w h e n y o u ' r el o o k i n gb a d ,
then make a negativestory up from
the picture.And nobody looks good
o n a c a m e r ap h o n e .T h e r e ' ss o m u c h
money to be made from a bad picture
that people wait for it. A good picture
will make $500, but a bad pictureof
m e i n B u e n o sA i r e s p i c k i n gu p s o m e
trash will make $3,OOO.
Can you tell us about your
surgery woes?
I h a d s u r g e r y[ b r e a s t se n h a n c e m e n t
a n d l i p o s u c t i o na] n d i t d i d n ' tg o w e l l
a t a l l .T o b e h o n e s tw i t h v o u , i t w a s
a disaster.But who wants that to
h a p p e n ?Y o u g o t o l o o k b e t t e r n o t
worse. So I regret ever even having
it, but that's what I did and I can't
t a k e i t b a c k .I ' v el e a r n e df r o m a l l m y
mistakes
How did you get such a great
voice?
I always had that voice.When I
w a s l i t t l et h e y u s e d t o m a k e f u n o f
m e a n d s a y I ' d s w a l l o w e da f r o g ,
a n d I ' d c r y ," l d i d n ' ts w a l l o wa f r o g J '
M a y b e I s h o u l d b e s p o n s o r e db y
M a r l b o r oL i g h t s .A c t u a l l y I, d o s m o k e
s o m e t i m e sb , ut this isjust my voice.
M y s i s t e rh a s t h e s a m e a n d m y m o m
h a s t h e s a m e - i t ' s t h e R e i d v o i c e .l f
I h a v e a b o y f r i e n dI c a n ' t h a v e o n e
o f m y g i r l f r i e n d sc a l l t h e m i n s t e a d
o f m e , b e c a u s em y v o i c e i s s o
distinctive.
Are you dating at the moment?
N o , I ' m s i n g l ea n d I ' m r e a d yt o
mingle.
You seemed to have a few jock
boyfriends-are you still into
them?
I t h i n k t h a t p h a s em i g h t b e o v e r .
I ' m g r o w i n gu p a n d t h i n k I w a n t
s o m e o n ew i t h t h e b r a i n s ,m o r e o f a
b u s i n e s s m a nI.w a n t s o m e o n ew h o ' s
g o i n g t o f u l f i l l m e m e n t a l l yI. d o n ' t
want to be smarter than the guy.
Even if they've got a potbelly?
I l i k e p o t b e l l i e so n g u y s ,I t h i n k i t ' s
sexy,You could be getting lucky.FHM
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New Year's
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pregnant mom
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watermightget insidethe basement mightget hurtinsidel'Still
roomwherewe usually sleep,my
daughter, husband andI sleptin
the livingroomof our house.I was
fivemonthspregnantthen.As I lay
downplayingwith mytwo-year-old
daughter, my husbandstayedbehind "Mamais okay,we'rejust playing!"
me,playingnot with my daughter
but me,Teasingly, he touchedme
everywhere untilbothof us felt hot we finishedour littlerainy-day game.
in spiteof the coldweather. Soon,
aftersendingour daughterto sleep,
whichleft us all by ourselves,we
startedthe game.To makesurethat
he'denjoyit, I playedwithhisdick
first.He thenstartedkissingmy lips, I'min a same-sex
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waitj'I said,"Be careful!Our baby
we went
on with it,andwhenwe'vealmost
climaxed, my daughter suddenly
wokeup andsaid:"PapalMaawaka
kay Mama!"We lookedat eachother
and laughed. Her fathertold her:
Satisfiedwiththe explanation, my
daughterwentbackto sleepandso
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I'm a collegeteacherat a knorm
universityherein Bicol.I got
closeto a femalestudent,who
I'd lokinglycall "bhaby,"andwe
oftenhavea drinkingsessionat
my house.I'm married,but my
husbandwas not aroundmost
of thetimethathe didn'tnoUceI
was feelingsomethingdifferent
towardmy student.Onetime at
school,duringbreak,I beganto
feelhornytowardmy "bhaby"
thatI askedher to go homewith
me.I knewshehad an ideaof
what I wantedto happen.So
off we wentto my houseand
drankshotsof brandy.We soon
lostconhol-lundressed her
in our livingroom andkissed
her breasts. We wereso into
the actthat we didn'tnoticemy
husbandcomehomeearly.We
were caughtin the acf both
totallynakedlMy husbandwas
initiallyspeechless, but nextthing
I knewhe beganto takeoff his
clothes. I fearedthathe might
do something violent,but none
of thathappened. Instead,my
"bhaby,"rny husbandand I all
had a h"ppy ending.
Lynlyn, Bicol
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don'thaveanyideaaboutus and
what'sgoingon insidetheirdaugh=:-:
room,MygirlandI sleptthereand
enjoyedgirl-to-girlescapades ever,
night.Onenight,aftertheirhousehoc
helpknockedon the roomto bonor
hercellphone, we startedteasinger
other,I couldn'ttakeit anymorethat
my handsstartedtouchinghertitr
andto mysurpriseherfingersmoved
downto myclit,whichmadeus so
horny.I kissedherfromherearlobe
downto herneckandnipples, and
everytimeourskinmetandnipples
rubbedwe couldn't helpbutmoan
hard.Hertonguewasstartingto move
downto myerogenous zonewhen
the dooropened,lt wasthe help."Afe
tumawagkuyamo!'Wewere both
clueless andshocked. Wedidn'tknow
whatto do-we werebothnaked,
sweatyandstillundone. We madeup
excusesanddrovethe mdd away.We
wenton withthe act.lt wasthe most
unforgettableexperience we had,and
it taughtusthe importance of making
surethe dooris locked.By the way,
shefiredthe helperthe nextday,
Khedss, by email
heats up
C.o.uplg
airbbd
My boyfriend andI belongto the
samecircleof friends. Oneday,we
hada drinkingsessionat a friend's
house.WhenI felt a littletipsyI asked
myfriendif I couldsleepin their
guestroom,My boyfriendcameafter
me,I was halfasleepwhenhe started
kissingme andgropingmy breasts.
The nextthingI knew,we wereboth
naked.He suckedon my boobshard
andfinger-fucked mewell,too,Then
I gavehimthe bestblowjobever,As
he beganthrustingme we'dheara
terriblenoisefromthe airbed,but I
wasso wet anddeaddrunkthatwe
ignoredthe soundandwenton with
the humping. ltriedto suppress my
moansr afraidourfriendswouldhear
us.ThenextmorningI received a
text messagefrom my friend:"Hoy,
binombahanko na yung kama,para
nexttime mag-"nap" kayo,di na
maingal'Iwasa littleembarrassed
then,but nowmy boyfriend andljust
laughaboutit.
Jesilicious,
byemail
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Poserulails lo impress
I wason a datewiththis
soohisticated bombshell fromwork,
whichI'vebeencourtingfor many
monthsnow Knowingthat she's
intoJapanesegrub,I broughtherto
a fancyAsianrestoin Makati.But
sinceI reallyhadno ideaaboutthe
Jap menu,I resortedto a chew-and-
swallowapproach to eating,First
up wasa strangegreenchunkof
substance the waiterservedto us
with a side plateof soy sauce.Trying feelinguneasyandanxiousfor
to impressmy gorgeousdate-l took
a spoonful, dunkedit in sauceand
gobbledit up.Everything wentwell
for a seconduntilI realized thatthe gettingtrippedwhilereceiving
goo ljust swallowed was makingmy
Beer gogglEslauor gey admirer noseexplodeintoflames.I fought
hardto containmy composure but
It was a high schoolreunionheld at a batchmate's thatthingwasso strongit made
house.Everybodywas so excitedto seeeachother. my eyesballout.lmagineme
We talkedandsharedour presentexperiences while cryingwhilemy facecontortedinto
drinkingour all-time-favorite-beer!We didn'tnotice something so hideous onlya sukang my namewas called,I hadmy head
putimodelcouldpulloff.Thatdamn
thatwe'd alreadyconsumed almostfive cases.I was wasabiruinedme,bigtime!
alreadyinsidethe car at 3AM, aboutto go home, Peanut_butt,byemail
whenI feltthe needto pee,s0 I askedmy friendsto
wait for me. I was s0 drunkI couldntwdlk shaight Bus door qrrshEs
passGnger'sheart
andcouldhardlyopenmy eyes.\MhenI gotto the I alwayscatchthe lasttripfrom
comfortroom,I saw a lovelygirl. Shemademe feel our province to the city,andas
so hot andhornythatI Eabbedher armsandkissed exoectedthe buswouldbe full of
passengers by then,mostlystudents
her from neckup to the lips.I was so arousedthatI
and residents from mountainareas
hastilyunlockedmy zippers.I reachfor her zippers, alreadyin a standingposition.
but was shockedwhenI felt a dick!It was too late Evenwhenthe bus hasdeparted,
when I realizedthat he was my gaybatchmatewho the conductorloadspassengers
againandagainuntil we're like
theysayhad a crushon me.I rushedbackto my car.
sardines inside. OnetimeI stood
I couldn'tbelieveit happened! 0n my way homeI nearthe hydraulic doorso that I
kepton cursingmyselffor beingtoo drunk! couldleancomfortably. The bus
Paul,byemail loadedpassengers again,andjust
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as the hydraulic doorclosed,some
passengers nearthe doorwere
blockingits way.At that momentI
didn'tnoticethat my fingerswere
alreadycaughtin it!As I triedto pull
it out I felt likethe doorwas crushing
myfingerslittleby little.Luckilyone
passenger sawwhathappened and
immediately calledthe attentionof
the driver.But shouldI sayI don't
haveto thankhim?Why?Because
everytimea passenger climbsin,
he tellsthem,"Huwagkayoriyan
malapitsa pinto.May naipitna
riyan-siya(pointingat me)l'
Joshua, byemail
lrf anona dihidi conftrses
mouictrult
lam a movieaddictWhenI dont
haveworkto do,I usually just stayat
homeandwatchDVDsall daylong,
Thismakesit difficultfor meto find
a movieI haven'twatchedamongthe
oiratedCDsavailable on sidewalks. lt
wasa weekendandI'mdesperate to
findsomethingI haven'twatchedin
stallsalongZapote'ssidewalkvendors.
My interestwascaughtby onevendor
whoshouted:"Sir, anonghanapniyo?
Meronako ditongPearliesl'l thought,
hownice-a movieI haven'twatchedl
So I askedhim,"Sinohgbida?'lo
whichhe replied,"SiJit Lehl'When I
lookedat the DVDcover,the movie
was FearlessstarringJet Li,
Aarun,byemail
Eraduateaddsiizz
to iitlers
Duringcollegegraduation, I was
an unknownreason, Afraidthat
'when my namegetscalled,some
accidentmighthappen,likeme
my
diploma, I excusedmyselffromthe
groupandwentto the bathroomto
"spankthe monkeyl'lt was effective
becausemy nervousness suddenly
disappeared. I rushedback'tothe
ceremony, excitedandsmiling. As
up andwalkedup the stagewhen
one of my batchmates told me,"Bro,
mayputisatogamoJ'lstopped and
sawsemenon mytoga!| ranto the
bathroom to washit off.The people
in the ceremonywerecluelessas to
why I took off.Goodthingnoneof
the guestsknewwhatit was!
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