The Ballad of Barry and Freda

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Time..

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Bar -ry cringed

The sky was clear, the stars were

She switched off Gard' ner's Ques -tion

in fear and dread

Fre - da drained her

night..

the moon was up.

co - coa cup.
She licked her lips she felt sub lime..

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The wind was soft,

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Fre -da and Bar -ry sat one

bright..

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as

Fre - da grabbed his

tie and said:

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Let's do it!

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Let's do it!

I'm feel - ing

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I'm on fi - re

Let's do it!

with de- sire I could

wrecks!

Buthe said:

This fas - hion for pas - sion

No de - ri - sion

Let's do it to night!

I can't do it! I don't be -lieve in too much sex!

turns us in - to ner-vous

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I can't do it!

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right!

han -dle half the te -nors in a male voice cho - ir!

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a - ppeal -ing I've rea-lly got an ap -pe- tite!

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Do it while the mood is

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my de - ci - sion!

I'd

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ra -ther watch the Spin -ners on the te-le - vi - sion!

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Let's do it!

Do it til our hearts go

Li - ving in the

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li - ving

Bend me o -ver back -wards on me hos-tess trol - ley!

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fol - ly

Let's do it!

I can't do it!Me 'ea - vy breath -ing days are

Cre -a - tive!

is

Let's do it to

I can't do it!

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Go na - tive!

This

So she said:

boom!

room!

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night!

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I can't do it to

Let's do it!

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I can't do it!

gone!

night!

jol - ly!

But hesaid

I'm ol - der, feel col - der It's

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o - ther things that turn me

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on!

I'm im -plor - ing,

I'm

bo-ring

I'd

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ra-ther read this ca-ta-logue on vi-nyl floor ing!

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Let's do it!

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Let's do it!

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o - ven

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Dan - gle from the ward - robe in yer ba - la -cla - va!

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glove!

night!

So she said:

Have a cra - zy night of love!

let - toes and an

I can't do it to

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I can't do it!

I'll strip bare

I'll just wear sti

Don't starve a

girl of

Let's do it!

Let's do it to

night!

pa - la - va!

But he said:

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I can't do it!

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I can't do it! I know I'd on-ly get it

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arms have ne - ver been that

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wrong!

Don't an - gle for me to dan - gle Me

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strong!

Stop pou - ting!

Stop shou - ting!

You

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know I pulled a mus -cle when I did that grou - ting!

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Let's do it!

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Let's do it!

Share a night of wild ro -

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This could be your last big

I can't do it to

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I can't do it!

To quote Mil -ton

night!

Fre - ne - tic!

Po - e - tic!

chance!

mance!

To eat stil- ton

to

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roll in gay a - ban - don on the tuf - ted Wil - ton!

night!

o - ther lit - tle jobs on

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Stop nag - ging!

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a - round the house I've

I'm flag - ging!

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Can't do it

to

planned!

You know as well as

Can't do it!

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got a bu - sy eve-ning

hand!

Don't grouse

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I can't do it! I've got

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I can't do it!

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Let's do it to

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Let's do it!

night!

I do that the pipes want lag - ging!

Let's do it!

Let's do it!

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While I'm rea-lly in the

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mood!

Three

cheers

It's years since Icaught you e-ven se-mi

nude!

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Get dras - tic!

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Gym - nas - tic!

Wear your bag - gy Y fronts with the loose e - las - tic! but

I can't do it!

dressed!

go with - out me ther -mal

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night!

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I can't do it! I

must re - fuse to get un -

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Let's do it to

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Let's do it!

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vest!

I feel sil - ly

it's too chil - ly

Don't choose me!

Don't use me!

to

Me

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mo thersenta note to sayyoumust ex cuse me!

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I can't do it!

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Let's do it!

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Let's do it! I feel I ab - so-lute -ly must!

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No

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Smear an a -va -ca - do on my low er por - tions!

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just

con -tor - tions!

night!

I can't do it!

cau - tions,

Let's do it to

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Let's do it!

I won't ex -empt you! Want to tempt you!

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Want to drive you mad with lust!

night!

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I can't do it to

I can't do it!It's real -ly not my cup of tea!

I'm har - rassed! Em - bar - rassed!I

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wish youhad - n't picked on

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me!

on - ly girl I'm mad a -bout is Ju -dith Chal - mers!

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Ican't do it!

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Let's do it! I rea -lly want to run a

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mok!

rock!

night!

Let's wig - gle!

Let's jig - gle!Let's

Be might - y,

be flight - y,

come and melt the but - tons on me flame - proof night - y!

Let's do it!
Let's do it to night!

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real - ly make the raf - ters

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The

Can't do it to

Let's do it!

give me my py- ja - mas!

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No dra - mas,

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Let's do it!
Let's do it! I

real -ly want to rant and rave!

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Let's go!

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Cause I know justhow I want you to

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night!

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Not bleak - ly,

not meek - ly!

Let's do it!

Beat me on the bot - tom with a Wo -man's Week - ly!

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behave!

Let's do it

to -