don t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine s Day.

When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. .................................. O my dear Valentine O my dear Valentine Whats life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you. ............................ No poems no fancy words No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day. .......................... Click means C.L.I.C.K. means : C= cant live without u L= love u I= i miss u C= care about u K= kiss from my heart 2 u So whenever u miss me just say CLICK. ............................. Don t wait until it s too late Don t wait until it s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won t hear you anymore ................... Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai :p ............................ Tujhey sub pata hai Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga! .................................... Cheating kion ? Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun? ........................ one girl asked to pappu 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain ............................................ Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola: Aao kamray mein chalain Reema; Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai ...................... Usne utari saree Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar .! .................................................... Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na ..................... Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!! ............................................ Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!! .................................... Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty

pehle tum dikhao. .............................................. Itnay saray bachay aik sath Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega ............................ Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do .............................. Sardar on phone: Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking ......................................................... aaj tumhein akeiley mein . aaj tumhein akeiley mein le ja kar apney hontoon se eik k ki kis.. kiss kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka . ............................................. Yeh sokha ander jata hay, aur gila bahir ata hay . Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain. ................................ A girl phoned me A girl phoned me the other day and said Come on over, there s nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home ................................................................ ...................... Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete, har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,

apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain, karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete. posted in Broken Heart SMS, Poetry SMS Raat ronay ki hasrat thi Log pochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen, Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki, Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon, Raat ronay ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki posted in Broken Heart SMS Wohi loog yaad aney lagey Jinhein bhulaney mein yaro, barey zamaney lagay Jub dil dukha tou wohi loog yaad aney lagey posted in Broken Heart SMS, Poetry SMS Break my heart Break my heart destroy my soul and leave me crying i d still love you and i won t expect you to love me in return posted in Broken Heart SMS Judai ki kasak liye Judai ki kasak liye teri yaad se jura aansoo har shab meri aankh se tapka hay guzry kal ki terha aaj ka din bhi tum bin udaas guzarta hay !!! posted in Broken Heart SMS Some broken heart Some broken heart, may never mend, Some memories may never end, Some wet tears may never dry, But my love for you will never die posted in Broken Heart SMS Forget the times Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name, Remember now your not the same. Forget the times he held your hand, Forget the sweet things if you can,

Forget the times & don t pretend, Remember now he s just your friend. .................................... up to content Categories When girls wear tight fittings I miss the grand celebration. Look together in the same direction Count the love in my heart 4 u To love without condition What L O V E stands for? Love & friendship were walking To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough I love my life when U are in it Tears are silent langage of LOVE, ........................................ Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se, Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se, Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se, Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se, Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se, Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se, Ya phir dekho Ambreen se, Nahi to shayed Nosheen se, Or hosakta hai k Zareen se, Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:p:d:-) ........................................ Love is an illusion! Love is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. . . . . People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING :p posted in Flirt SMS I want u I want u To be with me In a

To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner . & to say those sweet three words to U . Pay The Bill .......................................... Monkeys fashion show Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. ............................... AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous .............................................. Do u know whats A B C D E F G? Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again. ....................................................... Girls look beautiful because . Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because .............................................. Dear customer aapki dosti ki validity khatam ho rahi hai, baraye meharbani foran ek pyara sa sms kar k recharge karain. From: Friendship care center ...................... Don't marry him/her, who's you love. Marry him/her who loves you....

In every man heart In every man's heart there is a secret, never that answers to the vibrations of beauty...

I need you I miss you, I need you... More & more...each day I love you, more than words...Can ever say.

Aai barish zara tham ke baras Aai barish zara tham ke baras, jab mera yaar aa jaye to jum ke baras, pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake, phir itna baras ki woh ja na sake.

Kadam kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna Kadam kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna, pyar ke daur pay pyar ka aasra rakhna, humari yadoen ki khushbu zaror ayegi, aap bus apne dil ka darwaza khula rakhna. ............................................... Aisii haseen mulaqaat thii! Kuchh le gayii kuchh de gayii! Tishanaa labo kii pyaas thii! Kuchh bujh gayii kuchh reh gayii ............ ......... ..................... ....... Ae kalam ruk ruk ke chal ek adab ka mukaam hai, Teri nok ke neeche mere mehboob ka naam hai. ............ ......... ..................... ....... Tanhaiyon mein unhe yaad karte hain, Woh salamat rahe yeh fariyaad karte hai, Unhi ki shayari ka intezaar karte hain, Unhe kya pata hum unse kitna pyaar karte hai. ............ ......... ..................... ....... Katal kar ke vo katil ka nam puchte hai, Dard dekar vo dava ka nam puchte hai, Mar gaye hum unki is ada pe, Hokar mere khuda vo mere rehnuma ka nam puchte hai. ....................................................... Ek chipkali ne gaana(song) sunaya To baki saare chipkaliyan zameen par gir gayi.... Puchon kaise..kaise. .????? Kyonki baki sabhi chipkaliyon ne uske liye taaliyan bajayee..... ............ ......... ..................... ...... Aasman me ud rahe the galib, Aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib,

Aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib, Ruk gayi hawa, Gir gaye galib Wah wah kya sher bole galib Bhag gai public phas gaya galib ............ ......... ..................... ...... Aankho mein ansu aa jatte hai, Phir bhi labo par hasi rakhni parrti hai, Ye haal tabhi hota hai, Jab lambe safar main susu rokni parrti hai.... ............ ......... ..................... ...... Sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai Aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai Ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai ........................................... Non Veg SMS Pahele band karo light Husband: good nighit wife: Kahe ki good nighit Pahele band karo light, Phir lund karo tight, Phir karo Fight Nikalo White, phir i m right Aur phir GOOD NIGHT. Let me teach u English Let me teach u English...... what is the full form of ABCDEFGH. A boy can do every thing for girls hole

Secret of long life Q. Last but not least Secret of long life A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night two legs

Girl To A Tattoo Artist Girl To A Tattoo Artist: How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee? Artist: -100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion, But Girraffe Is Free.

World smallest resignation latter World smallest resignation latter? DEAR SIR... MAA CH#DA, L#ND KHUJA, AB TU HILA, MAI CHALA.

;;............................ Non Veg SMS One HAKLA went for a interview One HAKLA went for a interview was asked to say INSTITUTE. OBSTITUTE, SUBSTITUTE N he said INKICHUT, AAPKICHUT, SABKICHUT,

RAILWAY LINE par mat hago Abe maine kaha RAILWAY LINE par mat hago. train aa gai to GAND cut jayegi. abhi to hath se GAND dhota hai. tab GAND se hath dhona padega.

similarity between men and rats Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Sardarni To Sardar Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara? Sardar:Darling.. Jeweller Ki Dukan The, Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tumhary Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??

woman journalists have big boobs Why do woman journalists have big boobs? bcoz where ever they go they say " press" ............................................ Non Veg SMS A soldier marries A soldier marries & his wife has periods the same day. He writes to the camp " red alert in the front, extend leave". He gets the reply: "attack from the back and come back"

A Tarzan asked A Tarzan asked? Why"? The animals told him Your tail is in the front"

photo of Pamela Anderson Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson? Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.

ladki k boobs SHARMAJI: yaar vo dekho us ladki k boobs kitne bade hai! VARMAJI:sahee kaha aap ne, are boobs se yaad aaya BHABHIJI KESI HAI?

breast say to another breast What did one breast say to another breast: sala lafra niche wali gali mein hota, hai aur pakda hame jata hai... ............................................. Non Veg SMS ye haath mujhe dede thakur GABBAR: ye haath mujhe dede thakur..... THAKUR: lele bh#nch#d, par subhah 8 baje meri gaand dhone aajana.

Parents having sex Parents having sex son says Dad whats up? DAD: teri maa mein PETROL bhar raha hoon. Son reply Dad maa ka Average check karo abhi chacha bhi tank full kargae hai.

showing a condom Teacher: showing a condom.. what is this? Student:condom. Next day teacher: showing a surgical glove what is this? Student: this is Draupadi's condom.

Bus ki bhid Bus ki bhid me ek admi aurat k boobs dabata hai AURAT: ye aap sahi nahi kar rahe ho. AADMI: ab madam itni bhed mein is se achcha nahi kar sakta.

Last night I desperately missed you

Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel you on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you.... where are you stupid pyjamas.....! ....................................... Kash Ye Dil Shishe ka bana hota, Chot Lagti to Beshak ye Fanah hota. . Par Sunte Jab Wo Aawaz iske Tutne ki, Tab Unhe b Apne Gunah ka Ehsaas hota... ............ ......... ......... ......... Wo mere liye kuch khaas hai yaaro' Jinke laut aane ki na koi aas hai Yaaro' Wo najro se door hai to kya huwa.. Banke dil ki dhadkn mere paas to hai yaaro' ............ ......... ......... ......... Nigaho me or koi dosti ke kabil na raha, Is kinare ka or koi sahil na raha. Chand jaisa dost mila hume zamin par, Aasma ka chand bhi ab deedar k kabil nahi raha. ............ ......... ......... ......... Dhala din.. Fir wahi shaam hogi.. Askh honge, yaadein hongi, Zindgi...,Fir gum k pyalo k naam hongi. Hasrato ki mehfil.... Uhi viraan hongi. ........................................... Some Dirty Jokes Suhag rat thi. Sas ne derwaza zor s bazaya. Dulhan bhag ker perde ke peche chup gaye. Sas k jane k bad huby bola: tum dari kion, ami thi, dulhan: Oh ! ma samjhi chapa per gaya. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Pathan 1 ghante s pregnant aurot to chod raha tha. Aurat: ab bas karo mujhe dard ho raha ha. Pathan: chup hilo nahin, mujhe bache k gand nahin nahi mil rahe ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------1 sardar apni bhen ki room ma gaya waha osko plastic ka lund mila, who dekh ker bola " acha y hota ha bhen ka lora ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

James Bond was showing his new telephatic watch to a gal n say: u r not wearing a panty. Gal: I m wearing. Bond: My watch is 10 minutes ahead ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A sardar eats Viagra daily. Friend asked: u don't have wife or gf then y u eat t he Viagra daily? Sardar: Bus wase hi underwear ma ronak lagi rehti ha. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------1 Hindu n Muslim s pocha: Tum log khatna kion kerte ho.Muslim ko samaj nahi aya or bola: bas wase hi khobsorti ajati ha ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------BV: ao jee, bohat serdi lag rahe ha. Huby: Pata ha (phir guse se bola) hamari aurtain chodwane se nahi .............. .................nahane se ghabrati hain ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Today is international disadvantaged people day. Please send an encouraging mess age to a retarded friend just as I've done, I don't care if u lick windows, inte rfere with farm animals or occasionally pee on urself. U hang in there sunshine, u r fucking special ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Beti : Ma Gao ma bollywood wale ayen haen. Maa: Beti under ajao Beti: Ma pata ha Imran Hashmi bhi aya ha Maa: Beti bakri ko bhi under lele ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Suhag rat ma hakle ne kaha " A A Ao na chu chu chu "BV chadi utar ker: "Ab chum le, chod le ya chos le per chu chu na ker ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------. Thori or lambi . Suddenly sound came "khatak" Dr: sans le . Or lambi sans .. or lambi agta ha ap ki paslo fracture haLady: stupid mere bra ka hook toth gaya ha ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar bought a pressure cooker , next day he return the cooker, Shopkeeper: y r u returning it?Sardar: Gher ma jawan betian haen or ye sala setian merta ha ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------1 makrani bohat dare se 1 khobsurat lerki ko dekh raha thaLerki: kabhi lerki nah i dekhiMakrani: dekhi ha per soch raha ho, ager tum hamara ma hota to hum bhi it na khobsurat hota ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------1 admi bache ko molvi ke pass le jata ha or pochta ha ye bara ho ker kia bane ga . Molvi oske samne 1 book, 1 sharab k bottle or 1000$ rakhta ha, bacha tino chez e le leta ha. Molvi preshan hota ha, sochta ha or phir kehta ha " ye bara ho kar Maulana Fazlur Rehman bane ga ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Police ko 1 body mili ha, kalay dant hain, ghonslay jaese bal haen, dimag nahi h a, pao ulte haen, mujhe tumhari fikr horahi ha, zara miss call to marna ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Dil ka dard hamey batate kion nahi,Dosti ka haq hum pe jatate kion nahi, Mar jao gey aese hi zor laga ker, Qabz hai to HASHMI churan khate kiun nahi

Labels: Hindi Jokes, Mazedar Rasile Chutkule, Non Veg, Non Veg Jokes, Punjabi Jo kes, Santa Banta, Sex Jokes posted by Ali @ 3:10 AM 0 Comments Links to this post

Ek Badshah aur Gandu K Story Ek baadshah yeh elaan kerta hai k main apni beti ke shadi us larky saykaroon gaa jo sab say ziyada gand maar sakky to her koee aata haitrial per koee 1 lakree k oee 2 lakryan or koee 3 lakryan or max 15lakryan tak chood leta hai per her koee 15 lakryan choodny k baad hekhattam ho jata hai dour kaheen kise village main e k gando rehta thajo bahaut bara choudo tha jab bhe daikhoo yehe kehta tha"k is k o chood doon gaa us koo chood doon gaa, is kee gand maar doongaa us kee gand maa r doon gaa"to loog badshah tak us ke bateen pohouncha daity hainbaadshah bara im press hota hai or us ko apny darbaar paar bula letahai wo banda jab darbaar main enter hota hai to yehe baten kerta hotahai k "is ko chood doon gaa us koo chood doon gaa is kee gand maardoon gaa us kee gand maar doon gaa".Badshah bara heraa n hota hai or begher kise test k uss ke shadi apnibeti say ker deta hai ab suhaa g raat aa jate hai to wo apny kamry kdooor ko zour say dhakka de ker enter hota hai or aaty he bashan denashuru ker deta hai k "is ko chood doon gaa us koo choo d doon gaa iskee gand maar doon gaa us kee gand maar doon gaa".Shehzaadi pehly t o sunte rehte hai phir tang aa ker apni phuddi ketaraf ishara ker k kehtee hai K is ko koun choody gaa to wo bandamiskeen shakal bana ker kehta hai"K SARKAAR HU M TO BUS BAATEN CHOODTE HAIN " Labels: Hindi Jokes, Mazedar Rasile Chutkule, Non Veg, Non Veg Jokes, Punjabi Jo kes, Santa Banta, Sex Jokes posted by Ali @ 3:09 AM Munna Bhai - Circuit MUNNABHAI: ABE CIRCUIT, TU BHAUT SHANA BANTA HAI , JARA BATA MACHHAR SE AIDS KYO N NAHI FAILTA? CIRCUIT: SIMPLE BHAI.. MACHHAR SUCK KARTA HAI... FU*K NAHIN KARTA Labels: Hindi Jokes, Mazedar Rasile Chutkule, Non Veg, Non Veg Jokes, Punjabi Jo kes, Santa Banta, Sex Jokes posted by Ali @ 3:08 AM Knotted Rope One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. After the wedding, th ey left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex.The new bride asks with a sly grin, "What are they doing honey? "The husband answers, "They`re roping!"She replies, "Oh, I see!" while trying to hide her knowing expression.After a few more hours of driving, they pass two ho rses having sex.Again the bride asks, "What are they doing honey?"The husband an swers, "They`re roping!"She replies, "Oh, I see!"Finally they arrive at their ho tel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they started to explore each others` bodies. The bride discovers her husba nd`s privates."What is that?" she asks."That`s my rope," he answers.She slides h er hands down further and gasps, "What are those?" she asks."They`re my knots," he answers.Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes, the br ide says, "Stop honey, wait a minute! Her husband asks, "What`s the matter honey , am I hurting you?" "No," the bride replies, "undo those knots, I need more rop e. 0 Comments Links to this post 0 Comments Links to this post

Labels: Hindi Jokes, Mazedar Rasile Chutkule, Non Veg, Non Veg Jokes, Punjabi Jo kes, Santa Banta, Sex Jokes posted by Ali @ 3:07 AM Hooked A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking i n on the arm of some ugly dude. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute. He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him. The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she s hows up again, only this time alone. The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her." Is it true you're a prostitute ? ""Why, sure, big boy . What can I do for you ? "" Well , I dunno. What do you charge ?""I get Rs. 500 just for a hand job. We c an negotiate from there... ""Rs.500 ? ! For a hand job? Are you nuts ? ""You see that maruti esteem out there?" The guy looks out the front door, and s ure enough there's a shiny new esteem parked outside. "I paid cash for that esteem with the money I made on hand jobs. Trust me, it's worth it." The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what the hell. He leaves with her , and gets the most unbelievable experience he's ever had. This hand job was bet ter than any complete sexual experience in his miserable life . The next night he's back at the bar, waiting eagerly for her to show up. When sh e does, he immediately approaches her." Last night was incredible! ""Of course i t was. Just wait till you try one of my blow jobs... ""How much is that ? Rs.1000 "" Rs.1000 ! ? ! C'mon, that's ridiculous!" " You see that apartment building across the street?" The guy looks out front at a 12 story apartment building. "I paid cash for that building with the money I made on blow jobs. Trust me, it's worth it. "Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with her, an d once again is not disappointed. He nearly faints - twice. The next night he ca n hardly contain himself until she shows up. "I' m hooked, you're the best! Tell me, what'll it cost me for some pussy ? " She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the street ,here be tween the buildings he can see canaught place. "You see that area ? "" Aw, c'mon ! You can't mean that ! "She nods her head. "You bet . If I had a pussy, I'd own cannaught place ! " Labels: Hindi Jokes, Mazedar Rasile Chutkule, Non Veg, Non Veg Jokes, Punjabi Jo kes, Santa Banta, Sex Jokes 0 Comments Links to this post

posted by Ali @ 3:06 AM Bil Clinton Died....

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Bill Clinton died and went to Heaven. God tells him "Bill, you can choose where you want to spend eternity. I give you a choice of 3 Rooms." Clinton opened the door to the first room and looked in horror at Hillary with a large knife and her friend Lorena Bobbit. He quickly slammed the door and said, "God, this is horrible. What have you got for me in the 2nd room?" God took him to the 2nd room and Clinton opened the door to see Saddam Hussein r aping Al Gore with his 9-inch cock. "God, I really think I deserve better than t his," Clinton complained. God took him to the 3rd room. Clinton opened the door to see Newt Gingrich sitti ng in a chair getting his cock sucked by Monica Lewinski.. Brightening, Clinton exlaimed like a schoolboy, "I'll take this room, God.." "OK," God boomed, "Monica, you may go." Labels: Hindi Jokes, Mazedar Rasile Chutkule, Non Veg, Non Veg Jokes, Punjabi Jo kes, Santa Banta, Sex Jokes posted by Ali @ 3:04 AM 4/08/2008 Non Veg Joke No. 3 What is the height of shock?When you are having sex with a pregnant woman and su ddenly a handgrabs your dick from inside! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------A Couple Was Kissing In Da Garden Suddenly Dog n Bitch Start Fucking Boy: Janu Mera Bhi Dil Kerta Hy Main Bhi Ker Loon Girl : Ok, Par Sambhal Ker Kutiya Kaat Na Le ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------Milk Products According To Breast Size . . . ! ! ! 32 Tarang Chota Pack Bara Maza 34 Everyday Jaise Chahe Piyo 36 Olper s Un K Liye Jo Dil Khol Ker Peete Hyn ;-> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne gaon me dekh kar ek budha bola, "In logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha,ab kya HANDSET bhi le jayenge? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------Dad-Beti ki Shadi zaldi karni chahiye. Mom-Ji ha,kitchen se roj GAJAR,MULI gayab ho rai hai. Grndfathr-Do din se meri lakdi bhi gayab hai ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------Pilot to tower:"i'm 300 miles from land,600 feet over water & no fuel,plz instru ct."??????????Tower to pilot:"Gaaaand marao!!!" 0 Comments Links to this post

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to kya hota?..... Toh chautha(4th) bandar underwear ke saamne haath karke khada hota ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------Degrees Of Girl BA Beautifull Ass LLB Lovly Lickable Breasts BSc Beautifull Sexy Cunt MBBS Member Of Big Boobs Society MBA Married But Available ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------1 Larka Mar Gya Tou Us Ki maa Roty Huey Boli : Mere Larke Ne Dunya Main Dekha Hi i Kia Tha. 1 Parosan Larki Boli : Maine Tumhare Larke Ko Sab Kuch Dikha Dia Tha ;-> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------Grl 2 Swami: Can i c d future? Swami Gt nakd & bend & he startd oiling her asss.. She: It feels u're gonna fuk me? Swami: dekha tum future dekhne lagi na..!! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------Aaj maine 2 kasme khai hai... 1) Parai ladki pe nazar nahidalunga. 2) Kisi bhiladki koparaai nahimanungaaa! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------zara sambhal k zyada bhaari chiz mat utana waqt pe khana waqt pe sona apna khayal rakhna Q k 4th mahina chal raha hai na2008 ka! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------Shaadi K Baad Larke k Dosto'n Ne Larke Se Poocha "Kaisi Rahi Suhaag Raat?" Larka Bola : Aray Yaar Kabhi Khaandan Main Shaadi Nahi Kerna Dosto'n Ne Poocha K: Kyun Larka Bola : Jab Main Zor Zor Se Kerne Laga Tou Wo Boli "KAMRAN BHAI" Za ra Aaram Se . . . ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------A Guy Wanted To Lose Weight He Went To A Diet CentreIt Offered Plan A or B He To ok Plan A. He Was Than Taken To A Room Wherein A Good Looking Naked Girl Wid A " If U Catch Me, U Can FUCK Me" Sign Was W8ing For Him. He Never Caught Her But Lo st 50 Lbs After 3 Days He Decided To Try Plan B Thinkin Tht Shud B Better Excite d, he Quickly Enteed The Room A Horse Was W8ing Wid A Sign That Says "I'll Fuck U If I Catch U" ;-> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------- Shazada Saleem:- Anarkali ham tumhari Phudi Lena chahtae hae. Anar Kali:- Shahzada Hazur itni Bari cheez maang li aap naeShahzada Saleem:- ohhhhh ager itni bari hae to rehnae he do.......... ... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant le aa" Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi" Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------

-- --------Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat mainchala gaya. Frishtay ne paka r kar khob mara.Maar khanay k baad admi utha, kapray jharray aur bola:Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- --------Girl's Father: main nahi chata k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek gadhay k saath g uzare. Boy Friend: bas isiliye main usay yahan se lay jane aya hoon. A Collection of Non Veg Jokes,Hindi Non Veg Jokes,Santa Banta Jokes,Punjabi Joke s,Majedar Chutkule from Net Labels: Hindi Jokes, Mazedar Rasile Chutkule, Non Veg, Non Veg Jokes, Punjabi Jo kes, Santa Banta, Sex Jokes posted by Ali @ 4:01 AM 4/05/2008 A Good Joke... (Veg) George Bush vs Abdul Kalam While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. HeAsks Kal am what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to Surround him with i ntelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by as king them theright questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. "Bush w atches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answ er this question:Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is notyour brother or sister. Who is it?" Scroll down - Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!" "Correct. Thank you and good-by e, sir," says Kalam. He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush no ds: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon 0 Comments Links to this post

returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Rice to the test.B ush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you can a nswer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and th is child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Rice was puzzled and fi nally asks, "Can I think about it and get back toyou?" Bush agrees, and Rice lea ves.Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over th e question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem."Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your bro ther or your sister.Who is it?"Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course." Much relieved Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclai ms, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's -

our Colin Powell !" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's --

Manmohan Singh!" Labels: Hindi Jokes, Mazedar Rasile Chutkule, Non Veg, Non Veg Jokes, Punjabi Jo kes, Santa Banta, Sex Jokes posted by Ali @ 6:10 AM 0 Comments Links to this post

4/04/2008 Some Good One Non Veg Jokes A LADY GOES TO POLICE STATION AND LODGES A COMPLAINT : INSPECTOR SAHAB, AIK NAY MAIRAY BOOBS DABAYE.AIK NAY MAIRI GAAND MARI.AIK NAY MUJHAY CHODA.AIK NAY MUJHAY CHOOMA. INSPECTOR : BAS KAR. F.I.R LIKHWA RAHI HAI YA LUN KHARA KAR RAHI HAI! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A Girl visit for a urione test. By mistake her reports change. Dr says her. U r pregnent. Girls reply. Oh God Ab tu ungali ka b Barosa nahi raha -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------what PEPSI stands for P=please E=enter P=penis S=slowly I=inside ha..ha..ha..hy.. Ye dil magay more ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Women's top 7 lies :- 1. I love you 2. I am virgin 3. I hate sex 4. You are the first one touching me 5. Oh its too big? How wld it go inside? 6. I hate sucking 7. Alright - but u wld do it only once! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2 girls returning 4m movie, 1st: Mera purse chori ho gaya. 2nd: Per tu to bra mein rakhti thi. 1st: Mujhe kya pata saala chori kar raha hai. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka, Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka. Uss waqt kyon nahin roy ee thi, Jab chipak ke soyee thi. Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo, Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo........ -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Arz kiya hai.. College se nikalte hi kitab sine se laga leti ho! Hum kya mar gaye jo khud hi da baa leti ho!! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------8 yrs old boy caught in RAPE case. lady lawyer holds his penis & says: Your Hono ur, kya yeh bacha rape kar saktah hai? Boy says silently: hila mat werna case ha ar jai GEE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Janeman mujhe mar dalo .. zara meri pant ki jaab mai haath dalo... lamba lage to kaat dalo...... mota laaga tu chaat daloo....

acha laga tu apni gand main dalo... -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A man phoned and asked,'221714' ? Lady: Pls hindi mein bolo. Man: Do- Do-Ek-Sath-Choda ? Lady: "Nahein sir, ghalt kaha! yeah Teen-Teen-Ek- Sath-Choda hai" -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Lady to man: why you always keep condom & taveez together in your wallet. Man: bhoot aur choot ka koi pata nahi kabhi bhi mil jaye. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ larka : dil karta hai tere zulfon mein kho jaoon... teri bahon mein jhull jaoonn.... teri anchal mein soo jaoonnn... larki : Sale Bhosri k to neechey kia muhaley wale ghuseinge. A Collection of Non Veg Jokes,Hindi Non Veg Jokes,Santa Banta Jokes,Punjabi Joke s,Majedar Chutkule from Net Labels: Hindi Jokes, Mazedar Rasile Chutkule, Non Veg, Non Veg Jokes, Punjabi Jo kes, Santa Banta, Sex Jokes, Sexy Jokes posted by Ali @ 12:32 AM 4/03/2008 Good Non Veg Jokes Some Santa-Banta & Majedar Chutkule Wife To Husband: Agr Dunya Sirf 30 Minutes Me Khatam Ho Rahi Ho Tou Tum KIa Karn a Chahoge..... ?? Husband: Offcourse "SEX"....!!!Wife: Aur Baqi 29 Minutes..... .... -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Santa comes bleeding. Banta: What happened? Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer. Banta: Didn't u hv anything in ur hands? Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife's boobs! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose. One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it doesn't taste swe et -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati ko kya karn a chahiye? Zyada kuchh nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A Newly Married Couple Seeking Divorce...Judge asks Lady "Why do you want divorc e?" Lady: Despite Knowin That I'm Vegetarian, He Forces Ne To Put Meat In My Mouth!! " 0 Comments Links to this post

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------What do woman usually say after Sex? I Luv U? Wrong! That was great? Wrong again! I Luv it? Aray Nahi Yaar.... Sahi Jawab Hai: Suno Meri BRA PANTY Kaha Rakhi Hai......... -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------What is the height of poverty?.......... When a girl is ready to get fucked for only 2 rupees.... and you have only 1 rupee!!!! Beta: Mummy Tum Roz Papa Pe Eharh ke Jump Kyu Marti Ho? Mummy: PAPA Ke Pait Ki Hawa Nikalne K Liye Beta: Kia Faida Baraber Wali Aunty Muun Se Phir Hawa Bhar Deti Hai..... -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar: Gand Main Dard Hay DR: Main Hath Dalta Hon Batana Kaha Hain Sardar: Andar Aur Andar, Aor Andar , Han Yahain Dr : BK Tera To Gala Kharab Hai -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If you want Suck the nipple of girl ,she always say why yours mother and sister r not living in ur home .u say yes but there is not child -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Life Without fun , Sky Without Sun , Ten without One , warrior Without Gun , Bat sman without run, Is all Like a Man without LuN -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Advantages of breast milk? A) No need to boil. B) Cat can't steal it. C) Available in attractive containers. D) Popular in all age groups. E) Ek Pee Ek Free -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Gabar se ronay ki wajah poochi.....usne kaha MAA ne danta hai.... MAA se poocha tau kehti hai.... MUJH SE POOCTA HAI KITNAY AADMI THAY.. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A 50 years old man during fucking an old woman of 90, starts suckung her breasts ,after 10 min the man got died, police came and make postmartum report,in report it was written that the milk was xpired..... -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A bio teacher was telling her students that for the best penetrations 6-7" PENIS IS best. ONE OF THE GIRL ASKD HER tht wht abt 9" . Tsaid i m telling abt NECESSITY not . -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Man marries a deaf gal. he mimes, lets make a code! if i want sex i'll squeeze u r breast, in responce u can pull my penis once for YES and 50 times for NO. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

----------ladki boli 200 loongi, HIL HIL k maza du gi... ladka bola 100 doonga HIL mein khud lu ga.. ladki boli to phir ye 100 bhi bacha le aur hath se HILA le ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------