**************** Sante ne apni engagement tod diti. Kiyon ki kudi kavari c.

Santa: Jo ajj tak kisi di nahi ho saki, oh meri kiven ho sakdi hai ? **************** Santa to Banta: Oye Bantya, tu jooa na khedya kar. Jooe vich je koi ik din jitda a, ta oh agle din har janda a. Banta: Changaji, agge to mein ik din chad ke khedya karanga. **************** Santa to Banta: Je main hostel di divar te chad java ta meinu engineering colleg e dian girls dikh jan gian. Banta: Aaho, par je tu gir gaya te naal hi medical college dian girls vi dikh ja n gian. **************** Santa: Yaar sadi madam kehndi se ki cow da dudh peen naal dimag tej ho jaanda. Banta: Gapp mardi aa. Je eh gal hundi ta apna batchra (calf) scientist na hunda !!!! **************** Teacher ne Santa nu 3 saval puche. 1) Bill Clinton di vohti da naam daso? 2) Bus kini speed te chaldi hai? 3) Murgi roj kine ande dindi hai? Santa ne ik line vich hi sab javab likh dite: Hillary Clinton 60 di speed te roj 4 ande dindi hai. **************** Banta: What is Ford? Santa: Gaadi. Banta: What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi. **************** Amitab Bachan te pran ik bus stop te khade si. Bus aayi. Pran bus te chad gaya, par bachan na chadya. Daso kiyon. Kiyon ki bus te likhya c: Pran jaye par bachan na jaee. **************** Santa: Bhagwan Chandigarh nu America di capital bana de. plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz

Banta: Par kyun??? Santa: Kyunki main paper vich likh aaya han. **************** Ik Sardar apne friend kol manja mangan gaya. Friend: Sade kol do hi mnje ne. Ik te mein te mera bapu sonde haan te dooje te m eri vohti te maa. Funny Sardar: Oye Ullu ! Manja nahi dena te na deo par soya te tareeke naal karo . **************** Banta takes interview of Santa for a job. Banta: Tell me opposite words of these: Banta: Good Santa: Bad Banta: Come Santa: Go Banta: Fast Santa: Slow Banta: Ugly Santa: Pichhli Banta: U-G-L-Y Santa: P-I-C-H-H-L-I Banta: Shut up Santa: Keep talking Banta: Get out Santa: Come in Banta: Oh my God Santa: Oh my devil Banta: You are rejected Santa: I am selected **************** Santa: Doctor Saab, me Chashma laga k pad to sakanga? Doctor: Haan, bilkul. Santa: Fir theek hai doctor sab, varna anpad admi ki zindagi bhi koi zindgi hai. ****************

Santa: Papa, je meri mami nu bhootni chambad gayi ta tusi ki karoge? Papa: Mein ki karna a beta, eh bhena da aapsi mamla a. **************** Santa Banta di fighting ho rahi si. Santa: Tere dimag vich gobar bharya hoya hai. Banta: Tahi te tu 2 ghante to chatti ja reha hain. **************** Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai. Koi eho jehi romantic gal ka r k mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan. Jatti: Moya fansi lai la. **************** Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne. Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu. Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita. Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda? Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han. **************** Dear dost! Je kade tera ikale da panga 10 bandiyan nal pe jave ta mainu bula lai . . . . . . . . Main kade kise de kut paindi nahi dekhi... **************** Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi. Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: "H ai mera bapu " Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta . . . . . .

. . . ...khota marya pya c !!!! **************** Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c. Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c. **************** Ik kudi class vich bohot late aayi. Master: Tu late kiyon aai? Kudi: Masterji ik munda mera picha kar riha c. Master: Par biba, tu late kyon hoi? Kudi: Masterji, oh munda bohot holi holi chal riha c. **************** Santa: Oye teri vohti kithe gayi? Banta: Oh te peke chali gayi. Santa: Tu ohnu kutda hovenga. Banta: Nahi yaar, saki bhen vangu rakhda c. **************** Santa tube light de neech muh khol ke khada si. Kiyon... Kiyon ki doctor ne kiha si: Aj tera pet kharaab hai, light hi khana. **************** Munda: Papa ik glass pani de do. Papa: Apne aap lai lai. Munda: Papa, please tusi de do. Papa: Je hun mainu pani vaste keha ta me 2 thapad maranga. Munda: Papa jado thapad maran aaoge ta pani lainde aana.