Funny

Funny quizzes
quizzes
 1-   What has ears but
can't hear?
Answer: corn
 2-   What has fingers
but can't type?
Answer: gloves
 5-   When is a car not a
car?
Answer: When it turns into a driveway
4-   What has a head and
a foot but no body?
Answer: BED
8-   What has leaves but
isn't a tree?
Answer: BOOK
2-   Why is the letter D
like a sailor?
Answer: Because it fellows the C.
 3-   What has a neck,
but no head?
Answer: A Bottle.
 8-   Here on earth it is
true, yesterday is always
before today; but there is a
place where yesterday
always follows today.

WHERE?

Answer: In a dictionary.
 4-   When is the best
time to have lunch?
Answer: After breakfast.
 7-   What always ends
everything?
Answer: A letter ‘g’
 9-   What animal keeps
the best time?
Answer: A Watchdog.
 5-   What starts with "e"
ends with "e" and contains
only one letter?
Answer: An envelope!
 9-   What is hard to
beat?
Answer: A drum with a hole in it.
10-   What is too much for
one, enough for two, but
nothing at all for three?
Answer: A secret!