Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

(Kansas)
One may not picket a funeral. (Overland Park, Kansas)
No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. (Topeka, Kansas)
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (Florida)
Torpedoes may not be set off in the city. (Destin, Florida)
It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. (Houston, Texas)
It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo. (San Antonio, Texas)
No one may tease an idiot. (Columbus, Georgia)
Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns fr
eely. (Columbia, Missouri)
Liquor stores may not sell milk. (Indiana)
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seve
nteen years of age and have legal permits. (Chicago)
Picnics are prohibited in graveyards. (Columbus, Georgia)