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Arz hai
unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,

Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai

Arz kiya hai,

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !

Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.

Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli,.. Dargha thode na hai,
aise hi aaja!!

Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,

yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,

hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,

Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,

Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.

Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,

Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

Ittefaq se hum mile,

Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
Badi muddat se chaha hai tumeh,
badi duaon se paaya hai tumeh,
Tujeh bhulane ki sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujeh!

Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho,

cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho,
jlebi di tra str8 ho.
Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho

Hum nazaro se dur hai ankho se nahi,

hum khwabo se dur hai khayalo se nahi,
hum dil se dur hai dhadkan se nahi,
hum apse dur hai apki yado se nahi.

With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...

1) Ek pal me bhula diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere saath the,
abhi na jane kahan kho gaye, kahi soh to nahi gaye?
2) Mitti meri kabr se churata hai koi, mar kar bhi yaad ata hai koi, ae khuda ek
pal ki jindagi aur de mujhe, udas meri kabr se jata hai koi

3) Raat gujri phir mehekti subah ayi, dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad ayi, aanko ne
mehsoos kiya uss hawa ko , jo tumhe chhukar hamare pass ayi.

4) Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya, magar in ankho se roya na gaya, kuch jakhm judai
ke aise mile ki phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya.

5) Raat hui jab shaam k baad, teri yaad ayi har baat ke baad, humne khamosh
rehkar bhi dekha, teri awaaj ayi har saans ke baad..

6) Chirago se andhere door ho jate, toh chand ki chahat hamme na hoti, agar kat
sakti akeli ye jindagi to apki jaroorat hamme na hoti..

7) Log har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai, ham har mushkil ko manzil samajhte
hai. Bada fark hai log aur hamare nazarie me, log dil ko dard aur ham dard ko dil samajhte
hai..

8) Friendship is a collection of hearts, ready 2 give, share and understand. It

never fades & never ends. It only reminds us that life is not perfect without a
friend...

9) When clouds breaks rain fall.

When coconut breaks water falls.
When luv breaks tears falls.
But wen
Friendship breaks life falls completly So nvr brk frndshp..

10) Love :
Its not the "presence" of something which brings "meaning" to life, but its the
way that "someone" touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful meaning..

12) I dropped a Tear in the ocean while Thinking of You. And I Promised to be
Your friend Till I find it.... Now did you know how long i need your
friendship.? ...

13) What iS gr8 love ? Its wen u hide tears n still case 4 her . Its wen she
ignores u n u still LOVE her . Its wen she begins love another n u still SMILE

14) Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
16) Yaaden teri rakh di hai sambhalkar,
Dur kahi is dil se nikalkar.
Sab kuch to vapas le liya hai aapne dur jaakar,
in yaadon ko bhi le jana kisi roz aakar..

17) 1 barsat ki raat

-ek bhigi ladki,
-bhiga badan,
-bhigi zulfe,
-bhige hoth,
-Hum dono ki nazare mili,
-use dekhke aisa laga ki
.
.
.Kal use 100 % sardi hogi!

18) "Raat ki khamoshi raas nahi aati"

"Meri parchayi bhi ab mere paas nahi aati"
"Kuch aati hai toh bas teri yaad jo aakar ek pal bhi mujhse door nahi jaati"..

19) Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge,

Sukun bankar dil mein utarjayenge,
Mehsus karneki koshish kijiye,
dur hokar bhi paas nazar ayenge…

21) Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte,

had se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte,
jinki sanse chalti ho apke sMs se,
une apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte. . .

22) Jitna pyar paya hai tumse.

Ussse aur jyada pane ko jee chahata hai.
Jane who kaun se khoobi hai aap mein
ki har rishta aapse banane ko jee chahata hai..

23) Pyar karnevale PARESAN ho

jate he
Shadi karnevale SHARABI ho
jate he,
Divorce denevale DEVDAS ho
jate he,
Ham se Dosti karnevale MSG
SE MEHARBAN ho jate he

24) THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: "Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are
rude to you, not because they are not nice, but because YOU are nice!.

25) Dil k zakhmo par mat ro mere yaar,

wkt har zkhma kaa marham hota hai,
dil se jo sachaa pyaar kare, unka to khuda bhi deewana hota hai..
26) Jab jab aapse milane ki ummid nazar ayi,
Mere paav mai janjir nazar ayi,
Gir pade aasun aakhon se , or har ek aasun mai aapki tasvir nazar ayi..

27)Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti, thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jinhe
chahate hai jaan se zyada, unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi HOTI.-

28) Vo dil kya jo milne ki dua na kare,tujhe bhul kar jiyun khuda na kare,rahegi
teri dosti meri zindagi bankar,ye baat aur hai agar zindagi hi vafa na
kare....!!

29)Jo Hadse Na Guzar Jaye Wo Pyar Hi Kya. Jo Pyar Karnepe Majbur Na Karde Wo
Ikrar Hi Kya. Intezar To Sab Karte He, Saanse Tutne Tak Jo Sath Na De Wo Yaar Hi
Kya!!

30) Pee hai sharab har gali har mehkhane se,ek dosti si ho gai hai sharab ke jam
se,gujre hai hum kuch aise mukam se ki nafarat si ho gai mohabbat ke naam se.

31) Har dhadkan mein ek raz hota hain, har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota hai,
jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki, har kisi ko apne pyar par naz hota hai.

32) Yeh sach hai ki. Aa jata hai shohrat ka Asar.. insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar
badal jate hai.. Aur bewafa badle ya naa badle.. Waqt aane par wafadar badal
jate hai.

33) Dosti Ke Nam Pe Diwane Chale Aate Hai. Shama Ke Piche Parwane Chale Aate
Hai. Tumhe Yad Na Aayee Khair. Aana Meri Maut Par. Us Din To Begane Bhi Chale
Aate Hai.

34) Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat 's' se ki.

S se SURAJ
S se SUBAH
S se SWAGAT
S se SAAZ
S se SANGeeT
par fir 's' se SAMAY ne aeisi karvat badli ki 's' se hamari SHAADI ho gai. Aur
fir jivan ka arth 's' se SAANS,SASURAL,
SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur 'SANKAT' ho gaya .To hum 's' se SAMADHI lene wale hai, is
liye 's' se thoda dur rahena mere yaro.

36) Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai, ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai, pyar
to pal bhar me ho jata hai, magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai....

37) Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,

yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

38) 'Ek mulakat anjan hoti hai, Anjan se hi to pehchan hoti hai. Jaha dekho waha
ishq ke bimar bethe hai, Hajaro mar chuke hai lekin sekdo taiyar bethe hai..e
hai..

39) Lamha lamha intzar kiya us lamhe ke liye or woh lamha aya bhi to bus ek
lamhe ke liye,guzarish yehi hai khuda se ke kash woh lamha fir aye 1 lamhe ke
liye .

40) Khuda se thoda reham khareed lete, aapke zakhmon ka marham khareed lete,
agar kahin bikti khusiyan meri, to saari bech kar aapka har gum khareed lete..

41) Phool khilte hai baharo ka sama hota hai aise mousam me to pyar java hota
hai dil ki bato ko to hotho se nahi kahete ye afsana to nigaho se baya hota
hai...

42) Nasha hum karte hai ilzam sharab ko diya jata hai per isme kusoor sharab ka
nahi unka hai jinka chehra hamein har jaam mein nazar aata hai..

44) Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.Ab suraj ko hi dekho lo aata hai USHA
ke saath,rehta hai KIRAN ke saath aur jaata hai SANDHYA ke saath.

45) Khuda bhi na jaane kaise kaise rishte banaa deta hai,
Jin ko hum kabhi jaante bhi nahi the...
Unko jaan se bhi pyaara bana deta hai...

46) Koi wada nahi fir bhi tera intazar hai,judai ke bavjut bhi tujse pyar hai,
tere chahere ki udasi de rahi hai gawahi,mujse milne ke lia tu bhi bekarar..

47) Dhoop hoti hai suraj se, jalna zameen ko padtaa hai, mohobbat hoti hai aap
se tadapna hum ko padta hai..

48) zubaan se naam lete hi aankho se aanshu chalak jaate hai, kabhi hazaro baate
kiya karte the aaj ek baat te liye bhi taras jaate hai.

49) Har taraf noor hai khusboo hai Teri ankhon mein kaisa jadoo hai Sari duniya
hai meri jholi mein Aur duniya meri bas tu hai

50) Sooni zindagi me halchal mehsoos hui,bejan dil me dhadkan mehsos hui,jane
kyu aaj aisa laga,shayad tumhari kami mehsoos hui.

51) Ugta hua suraj dua de aapko, khilta hua phool khusbo de aapko hum to kuch
dene ke kabil nahi hai, dene wala hazar khushiyan de aapko..!!

52) Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya
hota Agar zuban pe sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To muskura ke sar hi hila diya
hota..

53) Devdas ko babu ji ne kaha ghar chod do,maa ne kaha paro chod do ,paro ne
kaha sharab chod do,par TUMSE kis ullu ne kaha sms karna chod do

54) Aansuon Me na dhoondna hamein,Dil me hum bas jaayenge! Tamanna ho agar milne
ki, to band aankhon me nazar aayenge!!
55) Aaj khushiyo ki koi badhai dega, Nikla hai chand to dikai dega,
ae dost dosti ki hai hmne aapse,
Aapka ek aansu bhi ghira to sunai dega..

56) Kisne kaha judai hogi,Kisi gair ne ye khabar udai hogi..Bade shaan se
rahenge hum aap k dil me, Itne dino me kuch to jagah banai hogi..!

58) Hasraton ki nigahon pe sakth pehra hai.Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai.
Teri chahat ki kasam ae dost, apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bhi gehra hai...

59) Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....

reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

60) Hasna jindagi hai, has kar gum boolana jindagi hai,jeet kar hanse to kya
hanse,haar kar khushiyan manaana jindagi hai

61) Log kehte hain jise hum chahte hain wo chand ka tukda hai,Per hum kehte hai
ki hum jise chahte hai chand uska tukda hai.

62) Rasm e ulfat sikha gaya koi Dil ki duniya pe chha gaya koi Taa qayamat kisi
tarah na bujhe Aag aisi laga gaya koi

63) Ik zara si bhool khata ban gayi, meri vafai hi meri saza ban gai, dil liya
aur khel kar tod diya, hamari jaan gai unki adaa ban gai.

64) Ek adaa apki dil churani ki,ek adaa apki dil mein bas jane ki ek chehra apka
chand ke jaisa,ek zid hamarie chand ko pane ki...

65) mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola,mai jalta hu to tu kyu pigalti hai? Mombati
boli,jisko dil me jagah di ho wo bichade to ansoon to niklte hai.

66)

67) Dil pe churi chala de kisi bhi tara ji longa na koi shikayat leke lav pe is
dil ne chaha tujhe ye beshak hai dekha na tujhe to kya huya pyar dekhai se nahi
hota

68) kisi ki chahat pe jinda rehne wale hum na the,kisi pe mar mitne wale hum na
the aadat si pad gayi tumhe yaad karne ki, warna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na
the.

69) Jab kabhi tera naam lete hai Dil se hum inteqam lete hai Meri barbadiyo ke
afsane Mere yaro ke naam lete hai Bas yehi ek jurm hai apna Hum muhabat se kaam
lete hai.

70) Raah asaan ho gayi hogi Jaan pehchaan ho gayi hogi Phir palat kar nigah nahi
aayi Tujhpe qurbaan ho gayi hogi Teri zulfo ko chedti thi hawa Khud pareshan ho
gay

71) Dilse teri yaad na jaye to me kya karu,tasvir me tu hi tu aaye to mai kya
karu,lene ko to le aau tumhe khwabo me,par nind hi na aye to mai kya karu
72) Ap kya jano hum kitna yad karte hai,mano ya na mano har pal fariyad karte hai,
roz khat likhte hai CARTON NETWRK ko aur bas ap hi ko dikhane ki maang karte
hai.

73) Dosti mai dil ka tamasa dekha nahi jata,Humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahijata.
Apne hisse ki sari khusiya lutadu tumper, Humse tera utra hua chehara dekha
nahijata

74) Jine ke liye aya hoon jike jayonga dost banaya hoon choor ke na jaonga
jhijag kyu rahi ho dil ki bat kholke jara bata ke to dekho

75) Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya
hota Agar zuban pe sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To muskura ke sar hi hila diya hota

76) Tere dar pe wo aa hi jate hai jinko peene ki aas ho saqi Aaj itni pila de
ankhon se khatm rindo ke pyas ho saqi

77) Wada lakho karte hai gine chune usko nibhate hai mein wadha karta nahi lekin
kabhi agar kar lete hai to use nibhate bhi hai bharosa karo bat khlke bolo etrj
kya

78) Ik zara si bhool khata ban gayi, meri vafai hi meri saza ban gai, dil liya
aur khel kar tod diya, hamari jaan gai unki adaa ban gai.

79) Khoobiyan itni to nahi hum mein,ki kisi ke dil mein ghar kar jayenge par
bhoolna bhi aasaan nahi hoga,aisa zaroor kuch kar jaayenge....

80) Pata kya yeken hai dil kiske liye taras rahe hai bolne se yeh juba darta hai
taki bathe bandh na ho jaye

81) Kabhi to aasman se chand utre jaam ho jaye Tumhare naam ki ik khubsurat sham
ho jaye Ujale apni yadon ke hamare sath rehne de Na jane kis gali me zindagi ki
sham ho jaye.

82) Raatein Gumnaam Hoti Hein, Din Kissi Ke Naam Hota Hai... Hum Zindagi Kuchh
Iss Tarah Jitey Hein Ki Harr Lamha Doston Ke Naam Hota Hai !

83) Kabhi to aasman se chand utre jaam ho jaye Tumhare naam ki ik khubsurat sham
ho jaye Ujale apni yadon ke hamare sath rehne de Na jane kis gali me zindagi ki
sham ho jaye.

84) Yeh mat sochna ke bhool jayenge tumhe, door rehkar bhi bahut chahenge tumhe
, agar dost bankar raas na aaye to bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.

85) Har subha apki hseen ho, har sham apki rangin ho, khuda aapka naam is kadar
kare roshn ki har shkhs apko pane ka shokin ho.

86) Kitna bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage, Kitne benoor hain sapne hakikat
ke aage, Koi ruki si dhadkan se puche,kitna tadapta hai dil mohabbat ke aage.

87) Fulo ki tarah hansti raho, Kaliyo ki tarah muskurati raho, Khuda se mangta
hu itna ki Tum mujhe hamesa yad aati raho.
88) Aaj fir se aakhein nam kyon hai ,Jise paya nahe use khoneka gam kyun hai ,
Tumse milkar bichde to ehsas hua,ki,Zindagi itne kam kyun hai..

89) Jo mai sochu woh tum socho yeh ho nahi sakta, phir bhi bekhabar raho tum yeh
mujhe manjoor nahi hota

90) Hasne ke bad kyun rulati hai ye duneya ?Jane ke bad kyun bulati hai ye
duniya ? Zindgi mein kya kasar baki thi jo marne ke baad jalati hai ye duniya.

91) zubaan se naam lete hi aankho se aanshu chalak jaate hai, kabhi hazaro baate
kiya karte the aaj ek baat te liye bhi taras jaate hai.

92) Har taraf noor hai khusboo hai Teri ankhon mein kaisa jadoo hai Sari duniya
hai meri jholi mein Aur duniya meri bas tu hai

93) sooni zindagi me halchal mehsoos hui,bejan dil me dhadkan mehsos hui,jane
kyu aaj aisa laga,shayad tumhari kami mehsoos hui.

94) Ugta hua suraj dua de aapko, khilta hua phool khusbo de aapko hum to kuch
dene ke kabil nahi hai, dene wala hazar khushiyan de aapko..!!

95) Ye chamakte sitare kis kaam ke Ye haseen nazare kis kaam ke Jise tufan se
takrana acha lage Uske liye kinare kis kaam ke

96) Sochte sab hai badalta koi nahi Dil ki raah pe chalta koi nahi Tej chalna to
sabko aata hai Thokar lagne pe sambhalta koi nahi

97) Soch ko badlo sitare badal jayenge ;Nazar ko badlo najare badal jayenge
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi Dishao ko badlo KINARE badal jayenge

98) usko chaha bhi to izhaar karna na aaya,kat gayi umr saari hamein pyar karna
na aaya.usne manga bhi agar kuch to judai mangi,aur hamein inkar karna bhi na
aaya!

99) Mere sath sath sada raha woh meri nazar se chupa hua Ye ajeeb si jo misal
hai na kabhi mila na juda hua Jise le gai hai abhi hawa woh varak tha dil ki
kitab ka Kahin ansuo se likha hua kahin ansuon se mita hua

100) Sar jhukaoge to pathar devta ho jayega Use itna mat chaho woh bewafa ho
jayega Main khuda ka naam lekar pi raha hun dosto Zehar bhi usme agar hoga to
dava ho jayega Hum bhi dariya hai hame apna hunar malum hai Jis taraf bhi chal
padenge rasta ho jayega

101) Sata sata ke hamen ashqbar karti hai Tumhari yaad bahut beqaraar karti hai
Gila nahi ke nasibo ne kar diya hai juda Teri judaai bhi hamse pyar karti hai

102) AE BARISH JARA THAM KE BARAS.... JAB MERA YAAR AA JAYE TO JAM
KE BARAS.....
PEHLE NA BARAS KI WO AA NA SAKE..... PHIR ITNA BARAS KI WOH JA NA
SAKE.
103) Gujare the jo lamhe tere sath, talash unhe yeh nazar bar bar karti hai, gum
nahi jo kismat ne juda kar diya, teri judai bhi to hamse pyar karti hai

104) Zindagi mai kuch na mila humko to kya gum hai Aapka pyar mila humko kya ye
kam hai Aapki dil mein ek chotisi jagah jo palun to woh jagah kya tajmahal se
kam hai

105) Har raat diye se saja rakhi hai, har havva se shart laga rakhi hai, jane
kis gali se guzre dost mera, har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai..

106) Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai...Milan na sahi judai to milti

hai...Kaun kehta hai mohabbat mein kuch nahi milta...Wafa na sahi bewafai to
milti hai...

108) Har ishk ka matlab gam nahi hota,duriyan badhne se pyar kam nahi hota,waqt
bewaqt ho jati hai aankhen nam kyonki yaadon ka koi mausam nahi hota.

110) Kismat ruth gayi dil ke tar tut gaye aap jo ruth gaye sapne bhi tut gaye
baki rahe khazane mein do aasu yaad aapki aayi to wo bhi lut gaye..

111) Life brings KABHI KUSHI KABHI GAM,when it ends NA TUM JANO NA HUM,so
lets
do MASTI 2gether,who knows KAL HO NA HO,but whenever u need a truefriend,MAIN
HOON NA!

113) Logo ko kehte suna aksar, zinda rahe to phir milenge... magar iss dil ne
mehsus kiya hai... Milte rahenge to zinda rahenge...

114) Unki Tasviro ko seene se laga lete hai,is tarah judai ka gam mita dete hai,
kisi tara kabhi unka zikr ho jaye to bheegi palko ko juka lete hai

115) Aapke khayalonse fursat nahi milti... hame ek pal ki raahat nahin milti...
mil to jata hai sab kuch..bas aapki ek jhalak nahin milti.

116) Meherban hoke mujhe bula lo chahe jis waqt Main gaya waqt nahi ke phir aa
bhi na saku

117) Mana ke bhool jana aapki fitrat hai sahi, magar hame bhul jana apki kismat
me nahi,chahoTo ajma ke dekh lo,khud ko bhul jaoge par hame nahi.

118) Us ki hasrat hai jise dil se mita bhi na saku, dundhne us ko chala hu jise
pa bhi na saku

119) Achi surat ko sanvarne ki zarurat kya hai Sadgi bhi to qayamat ki ada hoti
hain

120) Uske dushman hai bahut aadmi acha hoga Woh bhi meri tarah shahar me tanha
hoga Itna sach bol ke hontho ka tabassum na bujhe Roshni khatm na kar aage
andhera hoga
121) Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho Ajnabi kaise ajnabi tum ho Main zamin ka
ghana andhera hoon Asmano ki chandni tum ho

122) Tum dur sahi majbur sahi par yaad tumhari aati hai, tum saans wahan lete ho
par badbu yahan tak aati hai Use Chota pepsodent ab only Rs 5/

123) Ai muhabbat tere anjam pe rona aaya Jane kyu aaj tere naam pe rona aaya
Kabhi taqdir ka matam kabhi duniya ka gham Manzile ishq mein har gaam pe rona
aaya

124) Aapke khayalonse fursat nahi milti... hame ek pal ki raahat nahin milti...
mil to jata hai sab kuch..bas aapki ek jhalak nahin milti.

125) Baris ko english mei Rain kahate hi,kisi ke lia ye Dil tarpe use Baichain
kahte hi,jese Aap jaisa pyara Dost mile uese sab JEALOUSY karte hi.

126) Shayad aa jayega saqi ko taras abke baras Mil na paya un ankho ka bhi ras
ab ke baras Haye un madbhari ankho ke chalakte jaam Aur badh kai peene ki hawas
abke baras

127) Apno ke situm hamse batlaye nahi jate Ye hadse woh hai jo samjhaye nahi
jate Ek umr ki kosish se bhula di hai teri yaad Lekin teri yaad ke saye nahi
jate

128) Muskurate hue ankho me sanam aate hai Aap kya jane kaha se mere gham aate
hai Aapko hamse pyar me shikayat kya hogi Apko pyar ke andaz hi kam aate hai

129) Kya zamana tha hum roz mila karte the Raat bhar chand ke hamrah chala karte
the Dekh ke jo hame chup chap guzar jata hai Kabhi is saksh se hum pyar kiya
karte the.

130) Shairi mein dimaag nahi dil zaroori hai Kuch jigar ka khoon ho shamil zaroori hai
Sirf lafjo ki tukbandi shairi nahi Sher ho dil pe lagne ke qabil
zaroori hai

131) Har seene mein dil hota hai,har dil mein ek raaz ki baat hoti hai,har koi
nahi bana sakta TAJ MAHAL,Par har dil mein ek MUMTAZ hoti hai.

132) kabhi ki hogi suraj ne chand se mohobbat, tabhi to chand me daag hai,
mumkin hai ki chand se hui hogi bewafai tabhi to suraj me aag hai.

133) Tamna kuch bhi nahi hai,ek tere didar ke siva,jindagi adhuri hai,sanam tere
pyar ke siva!!

134) Arz kiya hai.agar aapki shakal gadhe se milti hai,agar aapki shakal gadhe
se milti hai,to isme gadhe ki kya galti hai.

135) Jindagi nahi hume dosto se pyari, dosto pe hajir hai jaan humari. Ankho
mein hamari aansu hai to kya, jaan se bhi pyari hai muskan tumhari.
136) La pila de saqiya paimana paimane ke baad Hosh ki baate karunga hosh me
aane ke baad Waqt do hi zindagi me guzre hai kathin Ek tere aane se pahle ek
tere jane ke baad.

137) Zindagi sabko milay zaroori to nahi,mohabat sabko milay zaroori to

nahi.Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain,woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi.

138) Ankho mein raha dil me utar kar nahi dekha Kasti ke musafir ne kabhi
samandar nahi dekha Bewaqt agar jaunga sab chauk padenge Muddat hui din me kabhi
ghar nahi

139) Dard ki had se guzarna to abhi baqi hai Tut ke mera bikharna to abhi baqi
hai Pas akar mera dukhdard batanewale Mujhse katra ke guzarna to abhi baqi hai

140) Dhal gaya aftab ai saqi La pila de sharab ai saqi Maikada chod kar kaha
jaye Hai zamana kharab ai saqi Jaam bhar de gunahgaro ke Hai ye bhi ek savab ai
saqi

141) Muskurate hue ankho me sanam aate hai Aap kya jane kaha se mere gham aate
hai Aapko hamse pyar me shikayat kya hogi Apko pyar ke andaz hi kam aate hai

143) Safar me dhoop to hogi jo chal sako to chalo

Sabhi hai bhid me tum bhi nikal sako to chalo
Yaha koi kisi ko rasta nahi deta Muje gira ke tum sambhal sako to chalo

144) aap gairon ki batein karte ho,humne apno ko aazmaya hai,log kanto se bachke
chalte hain,humne phoolon se jhakam khaya hai.

145) Mere taraf se aapko ek pappi, Apki friend ko ek pappi, Apki friend ki
friend ko bhi ek pappi kyonki aaj hi mere Dogi ne dus pappi ko janam dia hai.

146) Zindagi to anjan ho gai thi mayusion se ghir ke hairan ho gayi thi achanak
dekha har taraf khusian hai, haan tum jaise dost se pehchan jo ho gayi thi.:-)

147) Khoobiyan itni to nahi hum mein,ki kisi ke dil mein ghar kar jayenge par
bhoolna bhi aasaan nahi hoga,aisa zaroor kuch kar jaayenge....

148) Dosti bhitumhi se aur tumhi se bus izhar kiya. tu kya jane kal tere bulawe
ka humne kitna intzar kiya.Sayd ise aas mai ki aap kuch to kahengi apna
VALENTINE Chla gaya..

149) Mandir mein job karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin
khuda na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

150) Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi
hai,tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

151) Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gehra koi nahi.Aab aapki kya tarif
karu...Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!****

152) Hame itna pyar mat karna ki duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna
bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye majboor ho jaye****

153) Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko, Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko, hum to kuch
dene ke kabil nahi hai,dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!**

154) es duniya me dost kam milenge, Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge, jaha
duniya nazar fer legi, us mor pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..****

155) Aapko ashirwad mile baroo se, piyar mile chhoto se, Khushiya mile jag se,
pyar mile sab se, daulat mile rab se, yahi dua hai DIL SE!

156) Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he, Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS, Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi
hai...!!****

157) Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai, yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai, apse
dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai, magar aapko bhulna apane bas ke bahar ki baat
ho gai!

158) Arz hai unki galiyon k chakkar kaatte kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo
to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...****

159) Life is like: MATHS: Friend kO Plus karO + Dushman kO Minus karO - Khushia
kO Multiply karO * Gam kO Divide karO :- aur . Life kO enjoy karO!

161) Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai, nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti
hai,tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati
hai...

162) Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... sochta hu
ki bijli katva lu.... ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...

163) Aisi Dosti hamari ki dil chahye tu har safar har dagar me mile, mar bhi jau
to pyar rahe kayam aur tu sath wali kabar me mile.****

164) 'MOHABBAT means...'M - aut O - oljhan H - aarna A - asoo B - barbadi B -

ewafai A - ndhera T - anhai, I agree? Do you?****

165) Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery zyada chalti hai!****

166) Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me

"MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****

167) Evolution of Man,Shadi se pahale,HERO No.1 Shadi k baad,COOLIE No.1 Shadi

se pahale,Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi k bad,Yeh Meine kya kiya****

168) Kya bindas hawa chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass
eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele
hain...

169) Apko MULAYAM ki akal, LALOO ki shakal, Mayawati ki wani, JAYA ki jawani,
KALAM jaise baal, ATAL jaisi chaal mile.. GOOD LUCK****

170) Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi, socha tha dil
se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...

171) Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab
aur na intazar de, awaz mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar
de...****

172) Aasman me itne tare ho ki asma na dikhai de, Aap ki zindagi me itni
khushiya ho, ke gam na dikhai de.

173) Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi, bus yehi
gila hai tumse dost, tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..

174) jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi
ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai"APUN KA SMS***

175) Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,Humne kaha dard kabul hai,sabne kaha is dard
ke saath ji nahi paoge,humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai... ***

176) Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti,aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote,jindagi aap
jaise dosto ki amanat hai,varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote...

178) ishq karnay kay bhi kuch aadab hotay hain

khule ankhoun main bhi kuch khuab hotay hain
har koi roo kay dekhai yeh zarore to nahi
khushk ankhoun main bhi selaab hotay hain.

179) Kai raaz aise hote hai jo kahe ni jate,

kai dil aise hote hai jo tode ni jate,
aur kuch ap jaise DOST hote hai jo chode ni jaate..

180) Kuch aise din b meri zindagi mei aaye hai..

Aankhe jab roti hai honth muskaraye hai,
sabse jyada jo dur gaye mere daman se,jaane ku sabse adhik yaad wahi aaye hai..

181) Kismat se apni sabko shikayat ku hoth hai?

Jo Nahi Mil Sakta Usise Mohobbat Ku Hoti Hai???
Kitne kante hai raho mei , fir bi dil ko UsiKi aane ki aas kyu hoti hai...

182) Kuch bikhre Sapne hai,

Kuch tuti Yaadein hai..
Ek chota sa aasman aur ek ummeed ki zamin hai..
Yu toh bahut kuch hai zindagi mei,
sirf jise chahte hai Usiki kami hai...

183) Do kadam to sab chalte hai per zindagi bhar sath koi ni nibhata..
Agar ro kar bhulai jati yaadein,
to has kar gum koi nahi chupata..
184) Yah meri talaash ka jurm hai, ya meri wafa ka kasoor hai, jo dil k jitney karib hai,
Woh nazar se utne hi door hai..

185) abh sakoon hai toh boolne mein hai , lekin uss shakhsh ko bhulaye kaun,
aaj fir dil hai kuch udaas udaas dekhiey aaj yaad aye kaun...

186) Dost tera bahut sahara hai,warna is duniya mein kaun hamara hai,log marte
hai maut aane par,hamay to aapke dosti ne mara hai..

187) Zakhm dene ka andaz kuch aisa hai.Zakhm dekar puchte hai ab hal kaisa
hai.Kisi ek se gila kya karna yaro,sari dunia ka mizaz ek jaisa hai..

188) Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek klik mein tumhare paas hote, Bhale tum hame delete
kar dete, par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhara ehsas to hote...!

189) KHUSHBOO ne phool ko ek EHSAS BANAYA .Phool ne BAAG ko kuch khaas

BANAYA
chahat ne mohabbat ko EK PYAS banaya aur is mohabbat ne EK aur "DEVDAS"
;banaya

191) Is duniya mein 3 tarah ke log hi khusnasib hote hain, 1) wo jinhe sachha
pyaar milta hai, 2) jinhe achha yaar milta hai aur 3) jinhe mera sms bar bar
milta hai

192) Dost kabhi dosto se khafaa nahi hote.. Mil jaye dil to kabhi juda nahi hote
bhula dena meri kamiyon ko. Kyu ki insan kabhi khuda nahi hote....

193) Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta
hai beshak milne na aaye per chandh lamhen hum per barbaad to karta hai.!

194) Sitam karo ya na karo, hum gila nahi karte, virano mein phool kabhi khila nahi karte,
magar itna yaad rakhana hum jaise dost bar-bar mila nahi karte

195) HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi hota kimti chiz ke har koi kabil nahi hota,..Ye to
tumhari kismat aachi hai varna tumhare jaise ,ladko, ke paas mobile
nahi hota .

196) SAPNO KI DUNIA SAJA RAKHI HAI,MOHABAT KI JYOTI JALA RAKHI

HAI,MERE DIL KO
AB KOI NHI BACHA SAKTA,PATHAR DIL SE PYR KI UMEED JO LAGA RAKHI
HA

198) Jaam tutne ka bahana na kar, Hum to teri aakhon se pee lenge,Tu mat aa
lakin aane ka wada to kar,Hum tere intjar mein jee lenge......

199) Rab ne jab tujhe banaya hoga ek surur uske dil mein aya hoga,sochta hoga
kya doonga tohfe mein tujhe,tab usne mujhe banaya hoga.....!!!!

200) Ek din hamare aansoon hum se pooch baithe hame roj roj kyon bulate
ho?......Hamne kaha hum yaad unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho...

201) Zakhm dene ka andaz kuch aisa hai.Zakhm dekar puchte hai ab hal kaisa
hai.Kisi ek se gila kya karna yaro,sari dunia ka mizaz ek jaisa hai..
202) Bole wo dosti,chup rahe wo pyar; milaye wo dosti,juda karaye wo pyar ;
hasaye Wo dosti,rulayeWo pyar; phirBhi log dosti chodkar kyo karte hai pyar

203) Aisa lagta hai zindagi,tum ho ajnabe,kaise ajnabe tum ho? Mai zamen par
gana andhera hu,asman ki chandni tum ho! Ab koi aarzu nahi baki.. Jusatju meri
aakhri tum ho.. Dosto se wafa ki umeeden..? Kis zamane ke admi tum ho?

204) Har mulaqat unse adhuri si rahi, har khushi mein kuch kami si rahi, khwab
kya dekhe tumhare humne, neend ki ankhon se dushmani se rahi..

205) Mohabat ke naam par dewaane chale aate hai, Shama ke peeche parwane chale
aate hai.Tum bhi chale aana meri maut par,Us din toh begaane bhi chale
aate hai.

206) Apki chal mor jaisi, awaaz koyal jaisi, dimag lomdi jaisa, gussa sher
jaisa, kitna acha hota ki do teen quality insano ki hoti.

207) Bahut khubsurat hai yeh sath tumhara, bana dijiye isse kismat hamari, usse
aur kya chahiye duniya mai, mil gayi ho jisse dosti tumhari....

208) Tumne Bhi Rangoli Sajayi Hogi

Matwaali Diwaali Manayi Hogi
Bujha Hua Chirag Dekhkar
Humari Yaad to Aayi Hogi

209) pyar karne wale ki kismat buri hoti hai,har mulakat judai ki ghadi hoti
hai, waqt mile to rishte ki kitab padh lena,dosti khoon ke rishte se badkar
hoti hai.

211) Shadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi Taj banana tha Par mumtaj mili nahi
Ek din kismat khuli Aur sadi ho gaye Ab Taj banana hai Par ab ye mumtaj marti
nahi

212) Kismat ruth gayi dil ke tar tut gaye aap jo ruth gaye sapne bhi tut gaye
baki rahe khazane mein do aasu yaad aapki aayi to wo bhi lut gaye..

214) Na gulfam chaiye na salam chaiye Na mubarak ka paigham chaiye Jisko pee kar
hosh ud jaye Labo ko aisa jaam chaiye

215) palkon me qaid kuchh sapne hai, kuchh begane kuchh apne hai, na jane kya
KASHISH he in khayalon mai woh gair hoke bhi kitne apne hai.

216) Aisa nahi ki aap ki yaad aati nahi, khata sirf itni ki hum batate nahi,
DOSTI aap ki anmol hai hamare liye, Samjte ho aap isliye jatate nahi.

217) Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,

apne dost ko kya uphar du,koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...

218) Na 'Sachhai' badi hai,Na 'Khuddari' badi hai,Na 'Bhalai' badi hai,Na
'Imandari' badi hai.Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khadi hai.
219) Aasman hum se naaraz hai, taaren humse dushwar hai,
woh sab humse jalte hai, kyunki.
Chaand se behtar DOST hamare paas hai...

220) Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.

Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho, jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.

Kisi Moor Par Hum Aap Ko Khonay Nahin Den Gain, Judda Hona Chahao Tu Bhi Honay
Nahin Den Gain, Chaandni Raaton Main Aye Gi Meri Yaad, Meri Yaad K Woh Pal Aap Ko
Soonay Nahin Den Gain

Ga Sakoon Aap Ka Naghma, Par Woh Saaz Kahan Say Laon Suna Sakoon Kuch Aap Ko,
Par Woh Andaaz Kahan Say Laon Yohn Tu Chaand Ki Tareef Karna Aasaan Hai Par Kar
Sakay Jo Aap Ki Tareef, Woh Alfaaz Kahan Say Laon

Ishq ke phool bhi khilte hain, bikhar jaate hain zakhm kaise bhi hon, kuch roze main bhar
jaate hain

Us khwabon main ab koi nahi aur hum bhi nahi Itne roze se aaye hain, chup chaap guzar
jaate hain
Nurm aawaaz, bholi baatain, mohazzab lehjaa Pehle baarish main hi, sab rang utar jaate
hain Raasta roke khari hai, wahi uljhan kab se Koi puche to kahen kya ke
kidhar jaate hain Bhoolne waale se koyi keh de zara is tarah yaad aane se kya faaida, Jab
mere dil ki duniya basaati nahin phir khayaalon mein aane se kya faaida Kya kahoon aapse
kitni umeeden thi Aap kya badle duniya badal si gayi, Aasra de ke dil tod te hain mera Is
tarah sataane se kya faaida, Chaar tinke jala ke kya mil gaya Mit sakana zamane se mera
nishaan,

Tum ne Humein Bhula Diya hum mein hi thi na koi baat,yaad na tum ko aa sake tum ne
humein bhula diya hum na tumhain bhula sake tum hi na sun sake ager qissa gham sune ga
koun? kis ki zaban khule gi phir,hum na ager suna sake hosh mein aa chuke the hum josh
mein aa chuke the hum bazam ka rang dekh ker sar na magar utha sake ronaq bazam ban
gaye,lab pe haqayatein rahen dil mein shikayatein rahen,lab na magar hila sake shauq-e-
wisal hai yahan,lab pe sawal hai yahan kis ki majal hai yahan,hum se nazar mila sake
{Ajnabi

kahan ansoon ki yeh sohat ho gi

naye loog hoon gay nayi baat ho gi

main har haal mian muskurata rahoon ga

tumhari muhabat agar sath ho gi

chargoon ko ankhoon main mehfooz rakhna

bari door tak raat hi raat ho gi

parishan hain hum bhi parishan ho tum bhi

chaloo mehkaday main wahein baat ho gi

chargoon ki lo say sitaroon ki zo tak

tumhain main miloon ga jahaan raat ho gi
jahan wadiyoon main naye phool aye
humri tumhari mulqat ho gi

sadaoon ko alfaaz milnay na payein

na badal ghirein gay na barsat ho gi

musafir hain hum bhi muafir ho tum bhi

kisi more per phir mulaqat ho gi

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ay dost mujhy apni aankho may chupalay~
ya mairi zindagi banja ya mujhy apna bana lay~
mujhy acha nahi lagta kisi kay khuaab may ana~
may taira khuaab hoon tu mujhko palko pay sajalay

tanhai mein apki yaad aayi,tanhai mitane ko humne 1 cigrate sulgai,par jane kaise qayamat
ho gayee ke dhooey ne bhi apki tadvir banayee.

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni aasani se
JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!

Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar
aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi
batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola.... 12036
entries found !

Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to sntra tha, pass jake dekha to sntra tha, chil ke dekha to bhi
sntra tha, Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha. Wah kya sntra tha !

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne
chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada
to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam
tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh
aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari
mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !

Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman,
Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Moti hamar kutte ka naam !
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke
daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya
yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !

Osama Bin Laden's favourite song : " mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik
mod ayamein W.T.C. tod aaya... "

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me
tumhara kya jata hai ?!

unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unhoon
ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !

Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota , hur musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota ,milte hai
bahut log is tanha zindagi me ,pur koi dost tumsa pyara nahi hota.

Ek Ladka Ladki ... aha !!Raat Ke Andhere me ... aha !!Jhaadi ke piche .. aha !!Daba Daba
ke ... aha !!Chus Chus ke ... aha !!FROOTI pe rahe the ... aha !! ;-))

Yeh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hain,Ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hain,Khoon chus leti hain
ladkon ka sara, tabhi toh inke Honth (lips) laal hote hain.

Wife : Agar Mai mar jaun to tum kya karoge ?Husband : Shayad mai mar jaunga.Wife :
kyon ?Husband : Kabhi Kabhi zyada Khushi janleva hoti hai.

It must have been a very rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't rain, it was the sky
who was crying bcoz it lost its most beautiful star and that was you.

Its not an achievement to make 100 Friends in a Year, but an achievement is to make a
FRIEND for 100 years, n I know I've made ONE, that U.

Friends Come & Go.... me ?? NEVER !!I'll stay and trouble you as long as I Can. ;-))The
Ants are behind You !! Why ???Bcoz you are so sweet :-).

A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out great for you today !!Good
Morning, Have a Nice Day.

Do you like me as I am or do I have to pray GOD to ... Improve your taste ;-)).

Positive thinking is like this.A little bird in the sky, U look up n it shits in ur eye & u dont
cry.U just thank GOD that Cows dont fly.

GALILEO: Great Mind.EINSTEIN: Genius Mind.NEWTON : Extraordinary Mind.BILL

GATES: Brilliant Mind.ME : Master Mind.YOU : Never Mind.

She came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touced me, she bit, sucked,
swalloed, when she was satisfied, she left, I was hurt... stupid Mosquito.

kismat kismat ki baat haiaaj din to kal kali raat haikabhi dhoop to kabhi barsat haiyeh
message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak free sms ka saath hai.
Anewala Pal Jaane Wala Hai,Anewala Pal Jaane Wala Hai,Jitne Ho Sake Utne Sms
Bhejdalo.Ek Mahine Baad Phir Se Charge Lagnewala Hai.

Barsenge Barsenge Kal Phir SMS barsenge,Tumhari Lakhon Muskaan Ke Khatir,Hum

Dedh Rupiya Bhi Karchenge.

Darde Dil Mein Gam Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hain, Ab To Tanhayi Aksar Humse Milti
Hai,Aapne Bandh Kiya Jabse SMS Karna, Mobile Ki Battery Jyada Chalti Hai.

Voices by different countries women during sex...USA : Yeah.....Yeah....UK : C'mon

baby.....India: Uyi Maa...Pak : Bhai Jaan....Dhirese..Ammi Jag Jyegi...

Zandu Balm,Zandu Balm,Gote karde Jam,Lund ki Khujli Dur Kare,Chut ko De

Aaram,Zandu Balm, Zandu Balm..

Miranda Condom: Zor ka Jhatka Dhire Se LageMRF Condom: Extra Rubber Extra
MilageMOOV Condom: Aah se Aaha TakIODEX Condom: Andar Tak Jaye Aaram Dilaye

Miya aur bibi me bhayanak jhagda ho gaya.Miya gusse se titmilata hua chillaya- gaand
maar doonga!!!Bibi boli:"Aage ki to sochte nahin, bus peeche pade rehte ho.."

Once a elephant asked a camel:"Why do u have boobs on ur back?"Camel replied:"thats a

fucking good question from someone with a dick on his face."

Laloo bada chalak hai, 9 bacho ka baap hai,loloo bada nirala hai,Daswe aanewala hai,ye
andar ki baat hai, isme atal ka haath hai....

Zindagi mein tum bahut AAGE jaooge....kyunki tum jahan bi jaaoge,log

kahenge....................chal chal......AAGE jaa!!

Maine poocha chandse ke dekha hein kahin,mere yaar sa haseen,Chand na kaha," Gandu!!!
Itane upar se kya GHANTA dikhega?"

Dosti karo collegewali se,Pyar karo officewali se,Programme karo padoswali se,Ankh ladao
sali se,love karo dil wali se,aur maar khao Gharwali se....

Bekabu hai dil firbhi jiye ja raha hu,khali hai botal firbhi piye ja raha hu,majburi to dekho is
dil ki,reply nahin milta,firbhi SMS kiye ja raha hu..

Every morning U R the 1st thing that come 2 my mind. I wish I would start my day with U
in my Bed. I Love Ur Feel to my Lips. U just make
my day. I Love You. NESCAFE :))

When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of the
way you are blocking my view.

People Live.. People Die.. People Laugh.. People Cry.. Some Give Up.. Some Will Try..
Some Say Hi.. Some Say Bye.. Others mayforget U but... Never Shall I ;;)

Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey
diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya :))
There is a meeting at Mental Hospital all doctors, nurses & attendents are present but
meeting have not started Bcoz patient is busy in reading this SMS.

Take My Eyes but let me c u. Take my mind but let me think about u.Take my hand but let
me touch u. But if u want to take my heart, its already with U.

Friends are like pieces of puzzle. If you lose one .. it will never be Complete again.Just want
you to know you are one of the pieces, I cant afford to lose.

Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey
Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai.

My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti
and 90% Mental).

Que : What is the similarity between Sardar n donkey ???Ans : Both look cute when they
are young but they get into transport business when they grew up.

Difference between a hen and prostitute? Hen: Cock-a-doodle do. Pros: Any cock will do.

GIRL: Doc, my boobs are hard & aching. DOC: Let me see (feels them & makes faces)
GIRL: DOC! Is it bad?!! DOC: Not only bad- it's contagious! My dick s hard & Aching!

Q. Why do orgasms exist? A. Because, otherwise people wouldn't know when to stop
fucking each other!!

Woman complaining to dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled!" Dentist:
Decide so I can adjust the chair accordingly..!

Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only
one carrot.

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes.
When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your
eyes.

AGE OF BOOBS: 14 to 16 LEMON, 17 to 22 ORANGE 23 to 28 MANGO, 29 to 40

TENDER COCONUT, 41 to 55 USED PILLOW, 56 to 65 AIR REMOVED BALLOON.

3 Sardar were stroking there cock very fast n hard in restaurant. waitress: What the hell r u
doin? Sardar:V r hungry & the menu says "FIRST CUM FIRST SERVE".

Newton's 3 laws. 1.Every man has a pole, woman has a hole 2.When pole enters hole, it
produces a new soul 3.When hand in motion, it produces lotion.

Priest lost his COCK, asked during mass: Any1 got a cock? All men stood up. I mean
anyone seen a cock? All women stood up. I meant any1 seen my cock? All nuns stood up.

What do u get when u have sex with a judge, banker & architect? Judge- Honourable
discharge. Banker- Premature withdrawal. Architect- Illegal erection.

The 'F' rule:- Find her..., Friend her..., Flirt her..., Finger her..., Fuck her..., Forget her.
Doctor says: A penis is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom head, a hotdog, 2
eggs and cream which provides all the nutrients 2 make women healthy.

Woman's prayer: Oh holy man, lay down with me on a holy bed, let your holy pole enter my
holy hole so that your holy water can produce a holy soul...aaahhh.

What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says GOOD
MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.

Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex, love is respect and trust, accepting person
with open legs and closed eyes, wet lips saying "push it more.."

Whats the difference btween a microwave oven and a woman? A microwave oven doesn't
scream when u put a piece of meat in it.

A Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your
husband does not have any problem.

What is a kiss? Kiss is an enquiry in the 1st floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.

What is the height of safe SEX?....... person Masturbating with CONDOM on.

Why do women have their breast on top? Because if they had it down, the 'PUSSY' would
drink all the milk !

Guy says: Remember the 1st time I used alcohol as a substitute for girl. Wat happen? Asked
his friend. Guy: Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle.

5 road signs which best describe female organs 1.deep excavation 2. Slippery when wet 3.
Stop on red signal 4. Slow down curves and hump 5. Men at work

A guy walks up to a sexy babe n asks her if she would like to take part in a magic trick. She
said OK. He says lets go to my place we fuck and then I disappear.

Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I Press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, always
milky never dry. Let me suck u don't feel shy, in the braziers u will die

Man walked into ladies toilet. Lady who was inside shouted 'THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY
FOR WOMEN'. The man, unzipping his pants said, 'THIS TOO'!

Mobile is the only thing that a man proudly says - Mine is smaller than yours!

I Tried Phone Sex Once, But The Holes Were Too Small.

Q: Why is the waist called a waist? A: Because anything below the tits & above the pussy is
a "waste"!

A woman gave birth to 6 babies, on seeing this she got off the hospital bed and slapped her
husband and shouted, "I told u not to do in doggy style."

Girl says: Mom, our neighbor's son have penis like peanut. Mom: Is it too small? Girl: No,
its salty!!
Dear lady subscribers: due to a fault in magnetic field and signals of our service your
handsets will vibrate for one hour So keep it in your pussy & enjoy! *Customer Care*

God in his wisdom and His love,very often sends His angels down to walk with us.We
know them best as Friends.......

Introduction is possible anytime,Love is possible sometime.Marriage is possible one

time,but a sweet friend like u is possible once in a lifetime.

Friendship is a promise made in the heart...Silent.Unwritten....Unbreakable by

distance...Unchangeable by time...

C the sky,U will C God's grace;C the rain,U will dance once again;C the moon,U will C the
depth of the lake;C the mirror,U will see God's greatest asset.

I ask God 2 make U happy,make U smile,guide u safely through every mile,Grant u

wealth,Give u health,And most of all give u strong memory,so u don't 4get me.

Dreams visit us when we are asleep - but God is truly wise.He wakes us each day & gives
us every chance to make our dreams come true.

A friend is a gift, a gift to share.A gift from a package marked handle with care.I want u to
know that u are one of the best gifts i received.Take Care.

When U are feeling stressed & about to breakdown - my friend,just remember STRESSED
is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.It's a piece of cake!!!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U .........Zthe one who invented alphabetswas a

genius, but he made a sillymistake bu keeping "U" & "I" so far.

ABC: Allways Be Careful; DEF : Dont Ever Forget (me)JKLM:Just keep loving
MeNOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well. ur loving XYZ.

Science has proved that sugar dissolves in water.So u please dont get wet in the rain,
otherwise i will lose a sweet friend of mine!!!!!!

Aam hai Khatte, Angoor hai Meethe, Shayari sunnewale hain ULLU KE PATTHE

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, Tandurusti
hai wahan

Telephone- humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone, aapne khaate hue puchha hum
aapke hain kaun ???

Usne Kaha.. usney kaha, bas itni mulaqat bohaut hai ro ro key kaha, theharo abhi raat
bohaut hai aansoo merey thum jaaein, to phir shouq sey jana aisey mein kahan jaogey,
barsaat bohaut hai

Laajawaab Shayri.... tere hothon se lag kar yeh hawa sharab ban gayi aankhon se lag kar
yeh hijaab ban gayi aur gaalon se lag kar yeh gulab ban gayi. sach hi kahti hai yeh duniya
jaaneman ki mujh se mil kar tu laajawaab ho gayi
Pyaar Nahin... Har baat ka matlab inkaar nahin hota, Har jagah par baithana intezaar nahin
hota, Yun to milti hai hazaron se nazrein, Har nazar ka milna pyaar nahin hota.

tuzhe toh mein zinda dafnaunga.

Zindagi Ka Itihaas....... tujhse zindagi bhar pyar karne ka armaan hai mera, mujhe bhool mat
jaana, ki main ban jaun itihaas tumhara.

AANSU....... AANSUO SE PALKE BHIGO LETA HOON YAAD TERI AATI HAI TO
RO LETA HOON SOCHA KI BHOOLA DOO TUJHE MAGAR
HAR BAAR FAISLA BADAL DETA HOON

Loot Liya Husn Walon Ne...... Aur bhi bahut si cheezain loot chu-ki hai dil ke saath Ye
bataya Doston ne Ishq furmane ke baad Is liye Kumrey ki ek-ek cheez "Check" karta hoon
main "Ek tere aane se Pehle, ek tere jaane ke Baad"

Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya

Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte
Hain, Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

Kahi Dhoop Kahi Chaao kahi dhoop kahi chaao Kaao Kaao Kaao

Shishi Bhari Gulab Ki.. Shishi Bhari Gulab ki.. Pathar Se Tod Du Tumse Achha koi Mile to
Tumko Chhod doon.

behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man.but behind a satisfied woman, there
is an exhausted man

an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.you name pls. " abdul aziz "sex? " six
times a week!! "no, no, I mean male or female! "doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!!! "

what makes a happy man?daughter on the cover of cosmo.son on the cover of sports
illustratedmistress on the cover of playboyand .... wife on the cover of " missing persons "

teacher: what do you want to become?li'l Johnny: doctor !!teacher: why?lj: coz its
the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to
pay for it

woman complaining to dentist it ' s so painful, I ' d rather have a baby than have a tooth
removed.dentist make up your mind soon, I ' ll adjust the chair
accordingly.

old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read BORN A VIRGIN,
LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. the engraver shortened it to " RETURNED
UNOPENED "

a kid asked the priest " father, what is your pastime? "the priest tapped the kid ' s shoulder
and replied "Nun, my child, nun "

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.on their first night both were crying. why???coz
she didn ' t know anything, and he had forgotten everything
Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi, besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi,
pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho to kya hua darling...kunware hum bhi
nahin!

Touch it gently.. Put ur finger inside.. If hole is big put three fingers..Rub it up & down
gently .......... that's the right way of
washing the glass!!!!!

What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping and is
responsible for making love? It's.............................................HEART.

Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua"
Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!"

Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good
swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink
much.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me

to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn't know,
Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?Father : No. Why do you ask that?Son : Well,
where did you get mummy then?

Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red
spots!Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

Wife : Do you want dinner?Husband : Sure, what are my choices?Wife : Yes and no. First
Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!! "Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order,
order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you,your honour, I'll have a scotch
and soda."

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time?Post Master :
Well it might do.Customer : I bet you, it won't.Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Johor.

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep
forgetting things. 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief : But this is the
13th floor.1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

Man : How old is your father?Boy : As old as me.Man : How can that be?Boy : He became
a father only when I was born. Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing
in the field"Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the fieldTeacher : How?Student :
Ladies first.

A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.Lady : Waiter, what is this soup
called?Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.Lady : But I see no chicken in it!Waiter :
That's why it's so special!

Question : Why did you throw the butter out of the window ?Answer : I wanted to see a
butterfly.

Marriage... A Man's Perspective! I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name
was... Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt.
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus:Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
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The last fight was my fault. My wife asked,"What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested Then God created man and rested. Then God
created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his
wife until he marries her?Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred
letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. First guy
(proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still
alive."

How do most men define marriage?An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults
at all.

If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in
your sleep.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married;
and then it was too late."

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the
father replied,"I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future.

Love...and you shall be loved.

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.

All people smile in the same language.

A hug is a great gift... one size fits all. It can be given for any occasion and it's easy to
exchange.

Everyone needs to be loved...especially when they do not deserve it.

The real measure of a man's wealth is what he has invested in eternity.

Laughter is God's sunshine.

Everyone has beauty but not everyone sees it.

It's important for parents to live the same things they teach.

Thank God for what you have, TRUST GOD for what you need.

If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow

you have no today to be thankful for.

Man looks at outward appearance but the Lord looks within.

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow.

Take time to laugh, for it is the music of the soul.

If anyone speaks badly of you, live so none will believe it.

Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.

Love is strengthened by working through conflicts together.

The best thing parents can do for their children is to love each other.

Harsh words break no bones but they do break hearts.

To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it.

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for.

Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished.

Happiness is enhanced by others but does not depend upon others.

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you
can never get back.

Do what you can, for who you can, with what you have, and where you are. ~Author
Unknown~

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of
___expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without
them.

*If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u
away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.

*I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed
2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.

*Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

*Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible,
he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

*Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen
Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

*Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

*Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You
gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

*I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get
excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

*Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds
me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

*I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !

*A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r
Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

*This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for
cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

*God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God
makes mistakes!

*Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde la8
ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho
*Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u
aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.

*I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !

*U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U
r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.

*Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

*What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of
window... I look down... I am still laughing !

*Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada
to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha ! [ Credits : Abhishek
Bali ]

*Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko
naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae. [ Credits : Kamal Chopra ]

*Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls!

Aisa bhi nahin hai keI don't like your face.Par dil ke storage meinno more disk space...
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Ghar se jab tum nikalepehen ke reshmi gown.Jaane kitne dilon kaho gaya server down...
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Jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ik female.Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya mailbox, kya e-
mail...
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Dil se ek ishq ki application create kar raha hoon. Pyaar se debug karna mein wait kar raha
hoon...
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Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya. Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho
gaya...
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Kal jab mile thhe to dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehte hain your file not found!
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool
gaye...
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo... Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to
double-click karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning...Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise
0 errors aur 5 warning...
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Nazar mein to kai hain aur shaayad lonely hain... Problem yehi hai ki voh ab read only
hain...
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LIFE IS FOR LIVING,I LIVE 4 USONGS ARE 4 SINGING,I SING 4 U FRIENDS R
FOR CARING, I CARE 4 UANGELS R 4 KEEPING CAN I KEEP U
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KABHI TO KI HOGI SURAJ NE CHAND SE MOHABBATTABHI TO CHAND ME
DAAG HAIN,SHAYAD CHAND NE KI HOGI BEWAFAI
ISLIYE SURAJ ME AAG HAI
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GATES OF MEMORIES, NEVER CLOSEHOW I REMEMBER U, NO 1 KNOWS.DAYS
WILL PASS N BECOMES YEARSILL REMEMBER U IN MY SILENT TEARS
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LIFE IS LIKE A BOOK;EACH DAY A NEW PAGEWITH ADVENTURES 2
EXPERIENCE,LESSON 2 LEARN,AND GOOD DEEDS 2 REPLICATE
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sign post outside collegeDRIVE CAREFULLY;DONT KILL THE STUDENT,LEAVE IT
TO THE LECTURES
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IF U ASK ME HOW LONG I WILL BE UR FRIEND,MY ANSWER WOULD BE DON'T
KNOWCOS I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHICH 1 IS LONGER--
FOREVER OR ALWAYS.
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SHORT SKIRTS HAV A TENDENCY 2 MAKE MEN POLITEHAVE U EVER SEEN A
MAN GET ON A BUS AHEAD OF ONE ?

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HASNE KE BAAD KYU RULATI HAI DUNIYA ?JAANE KE BAA KYU BULATI HAI
DUNIYA?ZINDAGI MEIN KYA KUCH KASAR BAKI THI
JO MARNE KE BAD JALATI HAI DUNIYA?
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MOBILES R IRRITATING,RINGS EVERY NOW AN THEN RECHARGING
BATTERYMESSAGES GET DELAYEDBUT ONE THING I LUV ABT IT
IT CONNECTS ME AND YOU :)

read it carefully its very lovely...is dil se teri yaad bhulai nahi jaati,ye pyar ki daulat hai lutai
nahi jati,marmar se banaye hai tasvir mohabat ki,ab apni hathonse mitai nahi jati ,kya kare,
is dil se teri yaad bhulai nahi jati!

kaash hum SMS hote.Ek click mein tumhare paas hote,bhale tum hame delete kar dete. par
kuch pal ke liye hum tumhara ehsaas to hote...

lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega,chand lamho main exam aa jayega,abhi bhi waqt hai do line
pad lo, warna pass kya tera sasur karvayega.

muskurana jindagi hai,muskarakar gam bhulana jindagi hai,jeet kar hanse to kya
hanse,haarkar khushia manana jindagi hai.

hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hota hai ki shayad koi hame yaad to karta hai,beshak milne
na aaye par kuch lamhe hum par barbaad to karta hai

put ur left hand on ur right shoulder and right hand on ur left shoulder.Guess what...!are
mamu meri taraf se ek JADU KI ZAPPI hai yaar.
y do v close our eyes wen v pray,wen v cry,wen v kiss,wen v dream,coz d most beautiful
things in life r unseen & felt only by heart...

tumhare liye main chaand taare bhi tod du,honda city, opel astra, mercedes tak chopd du.ae
dost itna kaafi hai ya do-chaar jhooth aur bol du?

i cant predict my future,i cant cant change my past,i have present moment to me i will enjoy
it as my last.

Arz hai:koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko .......Nuclear power ka zamana hai bomb se
uda do saale ko...!!

they say dat any number multiplied by zero is zero,thn y dosent the same happen whn i
multiply zero with the distance between u n me??/

teacher:what happened in the year 1869?Raj:Gandhiji was born.teacher:wat happened in

1872?Sardar:gandhiji was 3yrs old.

pyar karne wale ki kismat buri hoti hai,har mulakat judai ki ghadi hoti hai,waqt mile to
rishte ki kitab padh lena,dosti har rishte se badi hoti hai.

kalki yaad aati hai,kuch lamho se aankhen bhar aati hai,woh subha rangeen woh shaam
nirali kho jaati hai,jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai.

take me to a lonely place,make sure no one's watchin.rip me naked.hold me by my

waist.take me to ur lips & hv a break .urs truly kit kat

if u touch &do not feel then its a desire,if u do not touch & u do not feel the its nothing but
if u do not touch & feel its a $$ LOVE$$.

night has ended 4 another day,morning has come in a special way.may u smile like the
sunny rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day

pyar ke jaam ko aisa na piyo ke aadha piya aur aadha chod diya ,yaaroon ye pyaar hai pyaar
koi VIM baar nahi \,jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya!!

sardar apne bete ko:ye tu kaise maachis laya gadhe.ek bhi tilli nahi jalti.BETA:kya baat
karte ho!ek-ek check karke laaya hu!

chand par kaali ghata chahti to hogi,sitaronn ko muskurahat aatyo to hogi,aap laakh chupao
duniya se magar akele me aapko apni shakal; pe hansi aati to hogi.

Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70's you had to pull down panties to see the
buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties.

What is the difference between a Cricketer and a Condom?Cricketer drops the catch, and a
Condom catchs the drops.

Did you know that Condoms have serial nos?It's on the rim.....U dont know that...?It's
okay...It's probably becoz you dont roll them that far anyway....

Why are women known as the best architects?Coz theyare the only one who can demolish
an erection without damaging the structure...
Q.Why does the pleasure of Sex diminish after marriage?A: Because the realisation hits u
that u are in bed with a relative.

What do u call a dead drunk Parsi? BEJAAN DARUWALAWhat do u call a parsi pimp?
NAARI CONTRACTORWhat is a parsi test tube baby known as? BATLIBOI

Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting

Everytime!!!"Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!

When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would not hesitate to think of that special
someone. Then, you are in love. You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a
friend", but you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that
moment, you are in love.

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from that special someone than other
many long e-mails, you are in love. When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the
messages in your answering machine because of one message from that special someone,
you are in love.

Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know
of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet. You are desperately waiting for the call! At that
moment, you are in love.

When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But
when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them. At that
moment, you are in love.

Love never gives up. Love cares more for others than for self. Love doesn't want what it
doesn't have. Love doesn't strut, Doesn't have a swelled head, Doesn't force itself on others,
Isn't always "me first," Doesn't fly off the handle, Doesn't keep score of the sins of others,
Doesn't revel when others grovel, Takes pleasure in the flowering of truth, Puts up with
anything, Trusts God always, Always looks for the best, Never looks back, But keeps going
to the end. The Message [Bible], 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 -

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo
kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

: FRIENDSHIP I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful
of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life a lot more
fun. Charles R. Swindoll

"Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself the most comforting
words of all: This, too, shall pass." --Ann Landers

): Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is Faith. Adel
Bestavr

): Whats the difference between a Kiss,a Car, & a Monkey? A kiss is so Dear, A car is too
Dear, & the Monkey is you Dear.
The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or
rather, loved in spite of ourselves. Victor Hugo

): Barsenge barsenge kal fir SMS barsenge, Teri 25 paise ki muskaan par hum fir 1 rupya
kharchenge!!

Spell Mohabbat M - Maut O - Oljhan H - Haadsa A - Aansoo B - Barbaadi B - Bewafai A -

Andhera T - Tanhaai

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine
where you start." ~~Nido Qubein

Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.
Lovingly urs, ==== "'I____"TOILET" -.t""""") _ __(_

is duniya main dost kam milenge, is duniya main gum hi gum milenge, jaha duniya nazar
pher legi, us mod pe dost tumhe "HUM MILENGE"........

The truth [is] that there is only one terminal dignity-love. And the story of a love is not
important-what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we
are permitted of eternity. ~ Helen Hayes

Love is always bestowed as a gift -- freely, willingly, and without expectation.... We don't
love to be loved; we love to love. ~ Leo Buscaglia

"People spend too much time finding other people to blame, too much energy finding
excuses for not being what they are capable of being, and not enough energy putting
themselves on the line, growing out of the past, and getting on with their lives." -- J.
Michael Straczynski

As Long As You're Near The first time we met I could see, That you and I were meant to
be. Your eyes were so gentle, Your smile so true, When you first held my hand I just knew.
Now the time has gone by Through laughter and tears, These days I shall cherish for years
upon years. Those memories we have shall never fade, For those are the steps that we have
made. That was the past, The future is near, I anxiously wait for what will appear. New
homes, more laughter, children so dear, Everything will be wonderful as long as you're near.
- Cristy Smith -

Friends A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift, A friend is someone we
treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy,
and grace And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place. - Jean Kyler
McManus
Friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering
how to fly. - Anonymous -

Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength, pleads
no excuse of impossibility... It is therefore able to undertake all things, and it completes
many things, and warrants them to take effect, where he who does not love would faint and
lie down. Love is watchful and sleeping, slumbereth not. Though weary, it is not tired;
though pressed, it is not straitened; though alarmed, it is not confounded... - Thomas A.
Kempis -
Forget everything I said it's back to the beginning. This is pure madness - like watching an
episode of Faulty Towers

The person you consider ignorant and insignificant is the one who came from God, that he
might learn bliss from grief and knowledge from gloom." -Kahlil Gibran, "The Visit of
Wisdoam"

GOD MADE MEN BEFORE WOMEN BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS MAKE A ROUGH
SKETCH BEFORE CREATING THE ORIGINAL MASTER-PIECE,,,,, : o ) "

Love is a sign from the heavens that you are here for a reason. - J. Ghetto -

Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see
less. - Will Moss -

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen -
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman -
Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age. - Jeanne
Moreau -

Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor -

A friend is :
1% Funny
2% Sweet
3% Caring
4% Loving
and ...
90% Good Looking
That's Y
I'm Ur Friend

I Wish 4 u;
Gr8 start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No Stress 4 Wednesday
No Worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
Great Fun 4 Sunday
Have a beautiful week

Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she marry?

a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)

R is for Red
Red is 4 Blood
Blood is 4 Heart
Heart is 4 Miss
Miss is 4 U
U is 4 Me
Me is U
((Miss U))

V like each other bcoz

U think I'm nice,
I think u r nice;
U think I'm cool,
I think u r cool,
U think I'm sweet,
I think u r sweet,
U think I'm smart,
I think u r Right.

People Live, People Die,

People Laugh, People cry,
Some give up, Some will try,
Some say Hi, Some say Bye,
Others may Forget u.
But...HOW CAN I?

Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde la8 ho,
jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho

Refresh UR Brain.
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== == ==FRIENDSHIP == == ==
Knows no Season, Knows no Time,
It has a sole intention.
Of bringing people together..
To a time..
Called."FOREVER"

C the Sky, U will C God's Grace,

C the Rain, U will dance once again,
C the moon, U will C the depth of lake,
C the mirror, U will C Gods Biggest Mistake.
Troubles are like as air, Luv as air, Luv as deep as ocean, friend as solid as diamonds, &
success as bright as gold, These r Wishes 4 U, This day and Every Day..

Heart can only love 4a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from
the nile, but u cant stop my smile when i see ur name on my mobile!!!

Time and Distance r unimportant between friends, When a friend is in ur heart, they remain
there 4ever. I may be so busy, But I assure u r always in my Heart!!!

Could u email or post me ur photo very urgently its really urgent, dam serious and very
important. I'm playing cards . and v've misplaved the JOKER!!!

Its hard to find Sum 1 whoz 99%Cute, 98% Sweet, 95% loving, 90% down 2 earth, Dats
Me , Wot a waste if u loode me.So betta keep in touch.

Kya bindas hawa chal rahele hain, birdy gana ga rahele hai, Cowlog grass eat rahele hain,
Shane Log SMS kar rele hai aur Dhakan log Sms padh rele hai.

We met , it was my chance, we met once against was my luck, v became friends, it was my
destiny, v r still friends its ur decision, we will always be friends, that's a promise.

I HV A CONFESSION 2 MAKE! EVER SINCE I'VE KNOWN U, ITS KIND A HARD 4

ME 2 4GET U. EVERY NITE U APPEAR IN MY DREAM & I FIND MYSELF
SHOUTING BHOOT BHOOT ....!

Some one is missing u...need u..worries about u.lonely w'out u.GUESS WHO? The monkey
in the zoo..

I pray 2 god 2, Bless U, Guide U, Save U, Give u peace joy and $10000000. 50-50 ok?You
also pray!!!!

King like money, bee like honey, but I like u..don't get excited..i like monkey to.

I AM IN HOSPITAL
NOW.
AFTER 5 MINS, I WILL B TRANSFERED 2 A SYRGERY ROOM.
THE DOCTOR TOLD ME,
I WILL DIE IF I STOP
RECIEVING UR SMS.

Days r 2 busy, Hours r 2 few.seconds r 2 fast..but there is always a time for me to

ask ."HOW R U" ? Gud morning..

In times of difficulties, don't ever say" God I have a big problem" but instead "hey problem
I have a big god" and every thing will be ok." God Bless you".

This is a magic !!Press Down 12 times u'll become Cute!!!

Abay cartoon!!at ur age u still believe in magic!!! Ha Ha..

Only open hearts receive Love, Only open minds receive Wisdom, Only open Hands
receive Gifts, And..Only Special People Receive SMS from me.
Remember me day 2 day, remember me from far wary, if gravew shall be my bed,
remember me when I am dead.

Hot Coffee!!
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cl " " " l Specially
t_ _ _ j 4 u. I mixed it with 1 tbsp of luck 2 tbsp of hope 3 tbsp of smiles it'll make ur day
happy-Gud Morning!!!

I saw u on the roas that day , u were looking so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect..
my heart started tossing sweet song 4 u..

Laugh like u've never cried, play like u've never lost, Love like u've never hurt, and live like
there is no tomorrow. Have a "Bindas Day" every day!!!! (Tension free!!)

Negative rthinking is the cause of physical and mental disorders but changing ourselves to
think positive will change whole world for us (Gud Morning)

Gud Looks catch eye and gud personality catches a heart. U R blessed with
both..Flattered??? Don't be. It was sent 2 me and I just wanted 2 read it.

Beat bola : papa papa I want to c Bandar.

Papa bole : Beta now Bandar is busy reading SMS.

When god opened the window of heaven he saw me and asked? What is ur wish 4 today?" I
said: "Lord, Please take specially care of the person reading this message."

Someone may b in ur mind, Someone may b in ur heart, someone may b in yr life. But I am
ur someone when no on is with u.PROMISE...

Tata ka status, Ambani Ki daulat,Vajpayee ki dhiraj, Ladden ki himmat, Bush Ki taqat,

Gates ki income aur Clinton ki life..Bhagwan aapko de!!!!!!!!!

I asked god 4 world peace he said "Impossible" then I asked him 2 give u Brain. He said
"I'll try 4 world peace".

Galileo : Great mind

Einstein : Genius mind
Newton : extra ordinary mind
Me : Master mind
U : Never Mind

U can be a doctor 2 save lives, a lawyer 2 defend lives, a soldier 2 protect lives or simply be
yourself a fabulous person who touches lives!!!!!!!!!!!

B loving to those who love u, b loving 2 those who don't love u, and they may change.

Softly the leaves of memories and all slowly I'll pick and gather them all coz 2 day,
2morrow & till my life is thru, I'll always cherish having a FRIEND LIKE U!!!!
A baby monkey asked his mother monkey, "why do v look so bad?". The mom monkey
said, " Thank God!! U r still better, just look at the person reading this SMS."

Why do v close our eyes, when v pray,when v cry, when v dream, when v kiss. B'coz they
are the most beautiful things in our life.

Ek gadha ped par chadha to uppar baithe hi hathi ne pucha "Tu kyu chadha?"G: Apple
khane ke liye, H: lekin ye to mango tree hai?,G:malum hai, main aaple saath main laya
hoon.

Every 1 wants 2b the sun that lights up ur life, but I'd rather b ur moon, so I can shine on u
during ur darkest hour when ur sun is not around!!!

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You
gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

CONGRATS LUCKY WINNER!!!

U won 15 days & 14 nights saty at hotel saonam palace in Bagdad(Iraq), Njoy free fire
works & Air shows provided be U.S Air Force..

== == == == == ==
| i-'''-i |
| (- - ) |
| ( u ) |
==(,,,)==(,,,)==
Standing by my window waiting 4 ur message if u don't SMS I will jump from Ground
Floor..

Son: daddy, have u ever been to Egypt?

Father: No, Why do u ask that?
Son: Well, where, did you get mummy then?

Why did god created u before me ?

Ans: B'coz he wanted to create a sample, before creating a master piece!!!!!

Unlike others ur brain is a masterpiece. It has 2 halves. The left & right. The left has
nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it.

The night was dark, the moon was high, I stopped my car, u wondered why, I leant so close
u feel shy all I had to say Ahem.puncture!!!!

Its not an achievement to make 100 friends in a year but an achievement is 2 make a friend
for 100 yrs. I know I've made one that's u!!!!

When u feel that nobody loves u, nobody cares 4 u, ignoring u, u should thinking urself...am
I a pakaau...

Wats wrong with ur cell? Tried calling lots of times. Every time I dial ur no. the operator
says-The subscriber u r calling is a monkey. Pls call the zoo 4 details.
When thing go wrong, & when sadness fills ur heart, & when tears flow in ur eyes, just let
me know coz I want 2 b there 4 u, I'm selling tissues. Buy 1 Get 1 Free!!!

I cant hide this from u any more.I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel its best if I tell u.before u
hear it from sum1 else.1/2 Kg SURF Excel is now at Rs.75 ONLY.

Your network tariff has changed.call charges r now calculated according to brain size. The
smaller the cheaper. CONGRATS u can make free calls.

Its so hard 2 lose sum1 who is 99% Cute, 98% Sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100%
down 2 earth. That me!! What a waste if u loose me.So keep in touch

Valuing friendship is not be seeing eachother everyday, whats more important is in our busy
lives we REMEMBER EACH OTHER!!

Osama Bin Ladens favorite Song: main nikla plane leke, o raaste main newyork mein ik
mod aaya main \W.T..C tod aaya.!!.!! <01.

God made Pepsi, god made Whisky, God made rivers, God made Lakes, God made me So
damn Sexy, and God made u...Well everybody makes mistakes..

LOVE SMS
A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true

I love you! From the earth till the moon!

I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you .. more than words ...
can ever say

I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your
lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss

3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head
spin, 3 words: I love you!

A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.

All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.

Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my
thoughts are still with you.

Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember
this ... my life is full with happiness
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within
reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me.

For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love,
Somebody.

Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you
aren't back until tomorrow

I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am
looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word
that says...that you are the best !!!

I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you

I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see,
see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights
up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just
my girl, you are also my best friend!

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not
worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see,
how much you mean to me.

If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich
enough to come and see you..!!

If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden,
... thinking of you

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never
stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!

If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a
day without you...
If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

If you're the desert, I'd be the sea. If you hunger then hunger for me. Everything you ask I'll
be. It's all good as long it's you I see.

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was
crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you
and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

Love is forever, only the partners change...

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the
feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!

Love is....... to love more and more each day....

Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.

Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most

Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one . forever ....

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that
sacrafice!

My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...

My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for
you within my heart!!!

Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go
to heaven and wait for you.

Real love is the history of enormous patience.

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I
see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!

That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with
one on earth..

The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames
and now you make my heart burn like hell !

The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.

The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I
see is in your eyes ...

The world is so more beautiful with you around!

There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you
would know how much I love you.

There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would
not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times
You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds,
but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world

Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no
joy, only pain!

What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't
go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you,
that is why I tell you . I love you

When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your
head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only
thinking of you ?

When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through
defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just
make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.

Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you
within my heart. xXx

You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that
makes me feel this way.

You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in
love!

You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the
whole world to know that I will never forget you!

don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you

Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...

I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

I love you so much !

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your
lips.

If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet
you that it would .. rain all day !

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of
you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am
hungry.

Love is ... being married to your best friend.

Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..

Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.

people are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.

Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop
now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too xxx

Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you

Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you

the hardesd thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you
enormously ?

When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even
if it seems to become an obsession

Son to Dad-Daddy, does a heart have legs? Dad-of course not! Son-don't lie, I heard u
saying "sweet heart..spread ur legs!"

Boy:why grls like more holi than boys? Another boy: bcos they have two balloons of 5ml
and bolys have only one pichkari or 2ml.

Pak wkt Keeper Moin got married.His wife was asked by media how moin was on bed? She
said he stood behind bed and said AUR TEZ DALO WASIM BHAI.

Woman: Teach me how to play tennis. Coach:Sure,hold the racket the way u hold ur lovers
organ.Woman: ok Coach:Madam pls,take the racket out of ur mouth..

REPUBLIC DAY ANNOUNCEMENT by Malika Sherawat:Kar chale hum judaa vastra k

Tan se saathio,ab tumhare hawale badan saathiio

Nurse gave the newborn baby to d Sardar. Sardar screamed,"Puttar hua, Puttar Hua! Then
Nurse said,abbey Gadhe meri ungli chod ladki hui hai!!

6 beautiful girls went to swim in a swimming pool but suddenly all the water
disappeared.How? NAYA whisper ab Pehele se bhi jyada gilapan sokhe.

On 1st night husband said 2 his wife:look darling b4 marriage I had slept with 10 girls, wife
replied:Kindli mili hai to guun to milega hi.

9 Planets
8 Directions
7 Wonders
6 Senses
5 Pandavas
4 Seasons
3 choices
2 Genders

And

1 Sweet friend Like U to live a happy life.

As i watchd d ants crawl up d wall i noticed dat no matter how bsy dey r,
dey stil stop & communicate wid 1 another. Hope v can b like them.

Those Sparkling Eyes

That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up?

One who smokes get a smoky heart one who drinks get an alcholic heart
so dear u must stop eating sweets coz u r already a sweet heart.

Soft speech
Clean heart
Peaceful eyes
Strong hands
Focused mind
&
Determined decision wit GOD's love ...
Always makes
U
Winner in life...

We are not too close in distance.

We're not too near in miles.
But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles.

Life spend wth sum1 mayb meaningles..

bt
FEW MOMENTS SPEND WTH SUM1 WHO REALLY LOVES U OR WHOM U LOVE,
IS
MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF..

Someday whn d Pages of My Life End I know tht U'll b 1 of its most Beautiful Chapters..
& if evr I get to Read it agn, I'll Open it frm d Page whr I 1st Met U..

"Stars are seen together, yet they r so far apart...

good friends may not speak everyday, but remember they r always linked HEART TO
HEART !"------

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things
beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking
coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went
over. Nobody was home

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness
there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted
glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
 It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in
the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the
shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o,
sorry, wrong number
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it
or thinking about it?
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise
even the dog would not play with you.
You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are
those who think that they are doing things.
You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell
got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
You are never too blond to learn !!!
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with
their accident insurance.
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not
allowed!
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still
searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do
not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but
that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not
sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and
do certainly not miss the job adds."
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated.
This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless
you are ugly.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I
forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have
difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed
Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your
ears are in the wrong place.
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not
Chinese, it must be you.
Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...
 My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."
Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for
everything ... dial my number!
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed
and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU
FUCKING IDIOT!!
Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you
have not changed a bit.
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really
perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for
nothing!
How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find
a brain.
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your
pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and
beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God
makes mistakes!
For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item
that she does not need.
Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish
bag after all! .
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip
of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy
that a cow can't fly!!
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight!
If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have
forgotten this before.
Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in
the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching
television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
.......................................................................

There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There
are more every day.
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention
during the applause."
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would
Friday be an exception?"
When god created the men he was only kidding.
Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid
of course, there are no others.
To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad the day
has begun.
What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts
with "My husband said..."
I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?
Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.
If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my
way there are road works.
Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a
computer.
If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope:
INVENT…
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went
over. Nobody was home.
I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you
are leaving

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki

tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
 Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam

ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,

larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota

Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

jawaab teri shayari ka....

denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....
Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil
mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....
You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Dil torna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
I'm good at math, U+I=69
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure
ain't floppy.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic
to sex.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Greetings and salivations
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Can I flirt with you?
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask
you to assume the position.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
I wonder what our children will look like.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?
Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
 Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across
the street.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more
beautiful every day.
I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your
way
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me?
Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?

Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I
show you.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny,
well...Enough about ME! How about you?

who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !

A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow
the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ...
will bring it to us
Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but
friendship is for ever
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4
a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
 You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no
importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is
something powerful, a gift of great value!
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends.
And a garden full of memories … of many good things.
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?
Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
Your the kind of friend that only heaven could have sent.
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh..if you
jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-)
True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be
broken, but circles are never ending.
I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends. Each day I tell those Angels, you are my
best of friends.
Friendship is a sheltering tree.
Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!
I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor
nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.
Love is only chatter, it's your friends that really matter.
Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say
good-bye.
Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like
you, life is nearly impossible.

A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and
have the time of your life!
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy
them back.
Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me...
if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I
can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
 I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a
CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may
not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments....
Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by
DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when
i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful
friend like the friend dat i have in u!
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate
you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for
you...
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you
joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what
you don't say...
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow
awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we
may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in
your heart.
So many of us either fear tmr or regret yesterday. But I won't fear tmr, if I get 2 b ur fren
4ever, and I don't regret yesterday, coz 1 yesterday, I met u.
I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach
I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i
kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture
is thinking of you too much.
I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my
love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!
I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but he back sooner than xpected!i asked y?He said "an
angel doesnt need 2 watch over an angel!"
To live dis life i need a heartbeat.to have a heartbeat i need a heart.to have heart i need
happiness.to have happiness i need u!
uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of
my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?
One day u'll ask me: "whats more important to u- me or ur life?" ill say "my life" and u'll
go and leave without even knowing that u are my life
i asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden.i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an
ocean.i asked God 4 an angel &he gave me u!
I opened my purse and found it empty.i reached in 2 my pocket and found a few coins then
i searched my heart and found u!dats wen i realised how rich i am
 Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only
text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!
Why do birds fall from da sky everytime u walk by? why do stars fall from da sky? cause
like me they want 2 b near u!
Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most
precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!
Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur
dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u!
If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is 1
thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!

8) Milna itfak tha Bichdna nasib tha, Wo itna dur hua jitna karib tha,
Usko dekhne k liye tarsti reh gai meri ankhen, Jis shaks ki hatheli pe mera naseeb tha.

9) Hum jeete har bazi tabhi mashhur ho gaye,

teri hansi me hanse to ansu dur ho gaye,
bus ek tere jaise DOST ki badolat e mere DOST aj hum kanch se KOHINOOR ho
gaye

10) Hatho se gir gayi lakiren kahi, bhul aye hum apni takdire kahi.
Agar tumko mile kahi to utha lena, Mere hisse ki khushi hatho me apne saja lena.

Love me but, leave me not,

Kiss me but, miss me not,
Hit me but, hate me not,
Remember me but, 4get me not.

Roses can shy, Rivers can dry,

U can 4get me, How can I ?
Day's by day's week depart,
Week's by week's month depart,
Month's by month year depart,
But my friendship with U will never depart.

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew,

all angels in heaven know I need U. years may fly,
tears may dry, but my friendship with U will never die.

A friend is sweet when its new.

But it is sweeter when its TRUE!
But U know what? Its sweetest when its U.

A friend gives hope when life is low,

a friend is a place when U have nowhere 2 go,
a friend is honest, a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is U.

Sometimes my mind asked why?

I miss U, Why? I care 4 U, Why?
I remember U then my heart answered its simply bcoz U R a sweet friend!!

If I could pull down the rainbow

I would write UR name with it &
put it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colourful
my life is with a friend like U!!

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart,

U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.
I may mean nothing 2 U but U will always be special 2 me!!

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?
How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?
How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.

If I were 2 be anything in this world?.

Id be UR tears!!!? So,
I can be conceived in UR heart,
born in UR eyes, live on UR cheeks & die on UR lips

A special friend is rare indeed,

its God grace 4 good deeds, yes,
perfect friends r very few,
I m so lucky 4 having U.

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me:

What is Ur wish 4 2day? I said :
please take special care of the person reading this SMS !!!!!!!

Time might lead me 2 nowhere & faith might break in2 pieces
but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life's journey we became FRIENDS!

A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die.

True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.

I have seen angels in the sky?

I have seen snowfall in July?
I have seen things U only imagine 2 see?
But I haven't seen anything sweeter than U.

If U need a friend & there R a hundred steps between us,

U can take the 1st step 2 get near me &
I will take all 99 step 2 be there 4 U.

Never 4get old friends.

They R hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine:
it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER.
Just like us... I get BETTER,
U get OLDER.

The test of friendship doesn't comes when U R 2GethEr.

It comes when U Part ways &
U Realize that despite the distance,
the friendship is still there...
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U 4get but how
U 4give, Not how U listen but how U
Understand&, Not what U see but how U feel,
& not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!

In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only 1 thing is DEFINITE.
U'll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME &
beyond DISTANCE!

1) Arey o burai _ ki _ murat . . !

paap ki tasvir...! bewafai ki ziindaa misaal..! matlabi insaan..!
dhokebaz . . . aisi koi bhi kwality tere me nahi hai, U R a NICE friend.

2) Newton's law of Romance:- Luv CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR B DESTROYED,

IT CAN ONLY B CHANGED FRM 1 girlfrnd TO ANTHR wiD some loss of money..

3) dis msg is2hlp a poor grl who dnt evn hv cloths2wear in dis chiling winter.
By sndng ths msg donate money4her.name is Malika Sherawat!Plz hlp

4) Sumtimes u may catch me staring at u,its not coz u r cute..

My mom told me dat DEVILS HAV TAILS,n i am just wondering, where is urs???

1) Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,

Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi 1 sms bhej dena, Kyuki hame bilkul pasand nahi Udhari

2) Suna Hai k aap ki Ek Smile Per Log Martay Hai......................

So Keep Smiling 2 reduce Population:-

3) When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there.
When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ki beta saare fasaad ki jad hi
tu hai.
4) 2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first. Girl closed her eyes n returned back saying:
Lov is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Lov never die.

5) Nichey jaiye aur jeetay paise hi paise

aur nichey

aur nichey

YAKKIN nahin hota

"TUM"
paison ke liye itna nichey gir gaye
CHI-CHI..

1) Jaane kya hoga BHARAT ka! Padhe likhe hone k baad bhi aadhe log anguthe ka
istamaal
karte hain..Ab is sms padhne waale ko hi le lo.
3) Sir:Bachcho kasam khao kabhi shrab,sigret nahi pioge,Non-veg nahi khaoge.
Bachche:nahi khaenge sir.
Sir:kabhi ladkio ko nahi chhedonge.
Bachche:theek hai sir.
Sir:jua nahi kheloge
Bachche:O.K.Sir
Sir: Desh k liye Jaan bhi de doge.
Bachche: DE DENGE SIR, AISI JAAN KA AUR KARENGE BHI KYA !!

Dear Friends,

As the New Year unfolds, I wish you and your family all the joy and happiness in
the world. May this year be full of smiles and laughter. And above all, may it
be safe and secure.
Wishing you a cheerful Happy New Year !

New year sms hope u will like it.

1) 1 year of happiness,
12 months of prosperity,
52 weeks of success,
365 days of good luck,
8760 hours of gladness ,
5,25,600 mins of goodness,
Every second of enjoyment........
HAPPY NEW YEAR !!

2)
( )"'( )
( 'o' )
(,,) ):( ),)

A Gift from me
Specially 4 you
On the eve of
NEW YEAR.
Keep it safely
until next year.
i would need it
nxt year.

3) Before the Sun sets on this year, before the memories fade and before...the
networks get jammed, wish you a Happy and Bright New Year- 2006

14) May warmest wishes happy thoughts and friendly greetings arrive on new years
day and stay with you the whole year through.

15) May the new year brings much happines to you and be happier than any year
before be happy healthy and successful.please accept my sincere wishes for the
new
year i hope you continue to enjoy health and happiness.

16) Every year, everyone says Happy New Year For once let us go one better Here
is wishing this year even happier.
May the new year be filled with happiness for you.

1) Every bad situation will have something positive,

even a stopped clock is correct twice a day....
Think of this and lead ur life happily..!!!

2) Relationship
is not about finding the right Person,
But creating the right Relation. It's not How much V care in the begining,
But how much V care till the End.

3) If i had only 24hrs 2 live then i would spend da 23hrs vid u...
da last 1hr of my life i would spend searching 4 da person who would care for u
da way i do..

4) Friendship is never measured by the number of times he/she made you laugh...
but by the number of times he/she made you smile after you had cried.

5) To love without condition, to talk without intention, to give without reason and to care
without expectation is the heart of true F R I E N D ! ! !.

6) FRIENSHIP is a network that needs..no recharge! no roaming!

no validity limit! no activation!
no signal problems!
Just don't switch off ur HEART.

7) Do U Know Wats the difference b/w UR SMILE & MY SMILE???

U smile wen U r HaPPY, N i smile when U r HaPPY!!!!

8) Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was
-noh ss!W !
It does not make sense until you read upside down! How is it give reply.

9) C L O S E N E S S
resides in
heart.
No matter hw
busy
or far
apart we r,
u r always
remembered.

10) The twinkee in ur eyes makes my day,ur smile makes my week,

ur laugh makes my month ur sweetness makes my year &ur frndshp has made my life.
1) Please send your fullsize colour photograph as soon as possible.
I really need it as i'm making a collection of "GOD'S TOP TEN MISTAKES"

5) Ravan had 20 eyes but sighted Only 1 women.You have 2 eyes and sight every Women.
To asli Ravan kaun? tu kameene aur kaun!Ab has mat besharam.

1) Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge

Socho

Socho?
Us rassi ko bolenge 'NOKIA'-connecting pipal ! :-)

2) When things go wrong,

When tears flow from ur eyes,
When sadness fills ur heart.
PLS inform me.
COZ my frnd sells tissues,
BUY 1 GET 1 FREE":-D

3) Dekha tujhe to
rooh khush ho
gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi
puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log
jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri
nasal kahin kho
gayi...!

4) My eyes-miss u
My feelins-luv u
My mind-calls u
My life is u.
i'll die without u.
I love u..
aisa teri wali muje bolti hai "sambhal usko".

5) Q-what does the Sardar do with the xerox copy of the original copy?

Ans-he checks

with original copy for the spelling mistake.

3) Chalo sms sms khelte hain. Pehle tum sms karo, Phir tum karo, Phir se tum karo,
ek baar phir tum karo, Bus Baki kal Khelenge!!!

6) Barsaat ki raat
ek bhigi ladki
bhiga badan
bhigi zulfe
bhige hont
usse nazrein mili
dekh kar aisa laga
kal ye100% bimar Hogi..

1+1=2 EYES SEEING U 3+3=6 SENSES FEELING U 12+12=24 HOURS WAITING 4

UR SMS
50%+5O%=100% WORRIED ABOUT U
N
182.5+182.5=365 DAYS MISSING U.

2) Read each word REVERSELY :

A suomaf rotcod dlot em taht ylno LATNEM stneitap evah eht tnelat ot daer SMS neve
nehw
sti nettirw ylesrever.

5) Ur sms r part of my HEART,ur mis cal is beat of my HEART,

ur call is blood circulation of my HEART,
so plz continue 2contact me n keep active my HEART..

3) Pledge of PUNJABI JATT boys:-India is our nation...

Dating is our occupation... Flirting is our profession...
Do hell with education as gìrls r our dream destìnation

4) Fact of life..
Whenever u find the key to success,
some idiot changes the lock...

5) An add for a famous beauty parlour:

''Don't whistle at any girl going out from here,

she just might be your grandmother!''.....!

7) no sweet
thoughts to
forward

no cute
graphics
to send

just a..

FRIENDLY HEART
saying..

GOOD EVENING TAKE CARE

8) God gives us two gifts... One is chance and the other is choice,
chance to have friends and choice to select the best ones like you...

9) L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54
F+R +I+E+N+D+S+H +I+P=6+18+9+5+14+4+19+8+9+16=108 OR 54+54=108
it means frndship is 2 times greater than LOVE..

10) Esiest way to die.

1. Hve a cigar daily-u ll die10 yrs early
2. Have drinks daily u ll die 30 yrs early!
3. But luv sum1 truly- u ll die daily.

1) YOU ARE A :-
S-ensational
P-atient
E-nergetic
C-aring
I-ntelligent
A-ttractive
L-ovable
, - . . - .person
". " ."to
" . " me...

2) A boy was going with his G.F. A frnd asked- Who is she?BOY - My cousin.
The frnd said,"Last year she was my cousin.........!"

3) Never luk 4 a Gud Face,it'll turn old one day;

Never luk 4 a Gud Skin,it'll wrinkle one day;
But luk 4 a loyal heart,that'll miss u every day

6) THE FLOWERS R WAITING 4 U 2 BLOSSOM ,

THEY WANT 2 SEE UR SMILE BEFORE THEY OPEN THE PETALS . HAVE A
SMILY Day.

8) Lips does not join when we say LOVE; 'sign of distance'

But when we say Friendship, Lips joins.. 'sign of Togethernes'

10) Wind can chill.. Fire can burn.. Rain can drizzle..
but the power of urSmile can heal a frozen heart! Keep-smiling!!Very-sweet.Gud-Evening!

1) MISSED CALL...
'M'ost
'I'nnovative
'S'tylish
'S'till
'E'ffective
'D'evice

'C'onveying
'A'pna
'L'ove &
'L'oneliness!

4) BLUE
be the SKY
above you.

SOFT
be the MEADOW
below you

LOVE
be the BREEZ
around you

I wish
all the HAPPINESS
surround U.
Good morning have lovely day.

5) Women asks god' why make man so handsome?

God says' you can love him' women asks but'god why you make him so stupid?
God says'so he can love you

6) Friendship doesn't occur with special people...

But people become special after being freindz...
I dont know what i am to u, but u are always special to me .

1) Good Morning.!

Kindly maintain SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes
who died last night AFTER drinking ur blood. gd mrg;-)

2) What is Love ? ........

..love is when someone breaks your heart n d most amazin thing is tat u stil love them
with every broken piece.

7) Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.

It may not b having any fragnance,but will remind u of my existance 4ever.
.In ur life..

saw my msg?
n0?
n0w,can u?

still can't?

c0z nO w0Rds can x-press how special u r.

A person who truly loves u n knws u, is someone who sees the pain in your eyes
while EVERYONE ELSE still believes in the smile on your face..

****************************************
2) Great calculation:
Only twenty percent of boys have brains.
Rest of them have

GIRLFRIENDs...
****************************************
3) Leave SOMETHING for friend..

Never Leave FRIEND for something..

coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always be with u..

****************************************
4) Friends may
B old..
Friends may
B new..
Real friends
R few..
So whenever
u R lonely,
Remember its
true..
Someone.. Somewhere.. is thinking of U.
****************************************

5) A cup of hot hello,a plate of crispy wishes,a spoon of sweet smiles and a
slice of great success specially 4 u...ENJOY THE DAY!!!
****************************************

6) I think u r very careless!

U come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left!
U just came in my mind & left
a SMILE on MY face.

7) WHY DO COUPLES HOLD HANDS ON WEDDING DAY?

JUST A FORMALITY LIKE 2 BOXERS SHAKING HANDS BEFORE A FIGHT...

9) I rqst GOD tö: ..màkè ù hàppy ..màkè ù smilè ..gùidè ù sàfèly thrù èvèry milè
..grànt ù wèàlth ..givè ù hèàlth ..möst öf àll givè ù càrè & LÖvÉ..Good Morning!

1) Frdship is like d rainbow between 2 hearts... Sharing of 7 feelings.

1.Love
2.Sadness
3.Happiness
4.Truth
5.Faith
6.Secrets
7.HELP...

2) BIRTH is the START of life.

BEAUTY is the ART of LIFE.
MISTRY & RISK are the part of LIFE.
But person like you are the HEART of MY LIFE.
4) Life is short so break the rules. Forgive quickly, believe slowly, love truly, laugh
uncontrollably & never regret anything that made you smile...

5) A thousand things in between us..

Low Battery,
Busy Network,
No Coverage,
No Time,
Heavy Work.
But still, when the Mobile Beeps,
I think of U..!

9) Young sardarji use to go college with his dog. After few years he had to go
alone.. Why?Because the dog graduated...!!

10) BALANCE SHEET of Life:

Birth-Op. Balance.
Death-Closing Bal.
Soul-Fixed Asset.
Brain-F.D.
Heart-Current Asset.
Idea-Current A/C.
Achievment-Capital.
Character-Clo. Stock.
Friends-Gen. Reserve.
Behaviour-Goodwill.
Patience-Interest Earned.
Love-Dividend.
Children-Bonus Issue
Education-Patents
Wisdom-Investment.
Exp-Premium A/C. Wish u a Hpy financial yr 06-07

1) G-et up
O-pen ur eyes
O-ut of ur bed
D-ay hs risen
M-erry life
O-ld drms cumTrue
R-ise&shine
N-ewPLANS
I-deasOFlife
N-iceFuture
G-udDay2u"in short good morning"

2) Every life in this world is painted by GOD's own hands.I am thankful 2 him
b'coz when he painted my life he added 1 of d most beautiful colour in my life
t
hat's u my dear.

4) Thought of the day:

"Love is a medicine for any kind of pain,

But there is no medicine found in the world for pain given by
............"LOVE"............

5) Friendshp is a 'GIVE' and 'TAKE' relationship. I hope you agree with this.
So... 'GIVE' me a TREAT and 'TAKE' me to a MOVIE today.

7) Never mind wat others do,Do better than urself, beat ur own records every day
and pray to god for a better tomorrow, Success will chase you...

8) Night is longer than day for those who dream and day is longer than night for
those who make their dreams come true.Wish u very Gud Mrng and Golden day.

10) Why those men

love marriage ?
Bcoz romance
is not only
element of life.
you should also
face horror,
terror and tragedy..!!!

FRIENDSHIP SMS
*FRIENDSHIP TEST...

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs
& u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

*FRIENDS

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they
are scattered everywhere.

*FRIENDSHIP IS....

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U
UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

* PRICELESS GIFT

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An

UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

*SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me...
If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
* COMPARE

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on
how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

*FRIENDS 4 LIFE

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless.
Without friends like you, life is impossible!

*COMPUTER

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur

problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

*FRIENDS ALWAYS

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE.
You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

*ANGEL FRIENDS

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my
best friends.

*OUT OF MY CONTROL

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

* MEMORY LASTS FOREVER

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say
good bye.

* FRIENDSHIP

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

* NEVER SPLIT

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv
ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

*NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is
even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

* WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE U

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat,
LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

* BEHIND YOU

DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK
I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...

* MAKING LOVE

After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so
pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!

*KISS

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.

*PAINTING

A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the
body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.

*FALLING APART

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my
briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

* NEVER LOSE ME!

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE
ME! I will always be there as a friend!

*BEST FREN

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

*SHOOTING STARS

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments....
Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

* KEEPING A FRIEND

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may
not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

* PROMISE

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by
DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

*FLOWER
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you
with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

*A RING

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

*WONDERFUL FRIEND

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful
friend like the friend dat i have in u!

*WAT U SEE

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we
may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

* FATE 2B FRIENDS

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you
joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

*WHAT YOU SAY

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what
you don't say...

* FRIENDSHIP MEANS...

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U
jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

*ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU...

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for
you...

* LEAVING FOOTPRINTS

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in
your heart.

*AS LONG AS....

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow

awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

* MY BRA

a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to
the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)
* PRICETAGS

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't
afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

*OLD FRIENDS

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets
BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

* PATH OF FRIENDSHIP

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly
knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

* NIGHT PRAYER

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't
make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

*ABOUT ME

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming,

Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

* GOOD TASTE

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of

remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!

* BE MY FRIEND

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get
near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

* RULES TO BE HAPPY

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live
simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

* FRIENDS

Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that
once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

*RING

I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see
the promised land....

*FRIENDS LIKE HAIR

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can
buy them back.

*NICE FRIENDS

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so
great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

2) Friendship & medicine both r gud for health,

thy cure us whn we r not well but the only diff is tht friendships don't hv expiry date.
gud mrng
hv a nice day.

10) § Diffrnc btween love & frndshp..

"U give Ur whole heart to Ur love & they BREAK IT..
" but "U give Ur broken heart to a friend & they MAKE IT.." thts frndshp.

2) Friendship means... to FEEL some1 in every HEART beat...

FIND some1 in every THOUGHT... to SEE some1 with CLOSED eyes...
& 2 MISS some1 with every breath...!
4) Speak less 2 ppl whom u LUV MOST..
becoz if they cant understand ur silence,
they can never undestnd UR "WORDS"

6) So Often We Don't Say "I LOVE YOU",

because We Fear Losing Someone...
But More Often, We Lose them,
because We Fear Sayin "I LOVE YOU"... .

9) Every tear is a sign öf brökeness,

every silence is a sign öf löneliness,
every smile is a sign öf kindness & every
sms is a symböl öf REMEMBRANCE..

9)
LOVE MEANS-
L-LAKE OF BEER
O-OCEAN OF WHISKY
V-VALLEY OF RUM
E-END OF STOCK
(bar closed)
LOVE is injurious for health So don't love.

1) If a lover is like a Moon then frnds r like stars.

Hav u noticed that the sky can look beautiful without moon, but not without stars.

7) The virtue of True Love isn't finding the perfect person,

but Loving the Imperfect person perfectly.
Love doesn't have a happy ending.It simply doesn't end!!

8) Friendship is like a Chinese Cup.. Costly, Rich & Rare!

But, once broken can't be Mended. Even if Mended,
d Crack Remains 4ever!Keep it safe my frnd

6) Whenever u have that sudden smile on ur face and u dont know its reason,
dont be surprised because its me who is thinking of ur smiling face..

8) Each day with some1 new,

i'd look & never find another u.The world is full of people,
i know its true, yet no one cud ever equal,wat i've found in u!!

9) Making a million friends is not a miracle,

the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you
when a million are against you.

10) friendship needs no demands, no promises and no expectations..

it needs just two people..a Fool like you and a cool like me......

2) Sömè pèöplè hävè nìcè èyès,

Sömè hävè nìcè smìlès &
Öthèrs hävè nìcè fäcès..
Büt!!
Yöü hävè äll öf thèm wìth
the sweetest
HÉÄRT..("v")..
Gud mrng :-)

3) As precious as u r to me, As precious no one can ever be,

I know friends r hard to choose, But u r a friend I never want to lose.

4) If i was a Painter,u wud b my painting.

If i was a Author u wud b my story.
If i was a Poet u wud b my poem.But unfortunately i m Cartoonist!

6) The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up
and does not stop until you get into the office...

7) SMOKE everyday! SMOKE means,

S-Send,
M-Me,
O-One,
K-Kool SMS,
E-Everyday!

So kindly feel free to SMOKE. I request u 2 b a chain smoker!

9) "24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day"!!

"7 sweet days make 1 sweet week"!!
"4 sweet week make 1 sweet month"!!

but...
"1 sweet person like u makes the life sweet"!

2) Sweet is ur Memory...Dear is ur Name...Close 2 my Heart U will always remain..

I met u as a stranger n took u as a friend..Hope our Friendship never
End.

4) The smallest word i know is "i",

The saddest word i know is "miss'',
and the sweetest person i know its
"YOU".

5) Money says "Earn me lot" time says "plan me lot" flowers says "love me lot"
study says "learn me lot" sms says "send me lot" & i say "remember me lot".

9)
F: Field_of_Love
R: Root_of_Joy
I: Island_of_Care
E: End_of_Sorrow
N: Name_of_Hope
D: Door_of_ Understanding.
Thats y,
U r a GREAT FRIEND of MINE...!.

10) Hav u ever watched sunlight passing through rain drops? It's just like ur
sweet msgs pasing through my days makin them as Colourful as a RAINBOW !

5) Gettin frnds is like sunrise, it hapens daily, gettin true frnds is lik rain,
it hapns yearly, but getin a Frnd lik U is like Raining in March it happens Rar
ely

9) I'm a paper,u can write ur feelings, scrible ur anger, use me 2absorb ur

tears, bt dnt throw me aftr use, coz whn u feel cold il burn myself 2 warm u.

10) Love- easy to say difficult to stay

beautiful to feel difficult to deal
difficulty is a part of life and thats the reason why girlfriend is never a
wife..!!

7) Whenevr u c LOVE coming,WELCOME it,open ur Arms,Embrace it & let it ENTER

into U!
People will ask U
R U in LOVE?
jst say-no,LOVE is in me!

7) everyone says you only fall in love once but that's wrong;
everytime i see your smile i fall in love all over again!

Dear Valentine
Please answer me true...
Will you be mine?
I'll be here for you!
I want you to know
And I want to say
You have my heart
This Valentine's Day!
Will you be my Valentine?

3) Life Is A Railway Station In Which Love Is A Train It Will Come And Go At Any Time
But Friendship Is The Track It Will Be Forever.

9) I HATE YOU
H = happy to see you.
A = always miss you.
T = take u in my mind.
E=everyday never forget u.
so i realy want 2 say...I HATE U"!

10) Have u ever seen a monkey covered in a polythene?

No??
......never mind.
.....just hav a look at ur identity-card!

Ladka bola
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Birthday Shayari

dua mili aap se

safal ho gaya din humara
aur kya magu aur magu bhi kaise
dost jise mile ho aap jaise.
Tere dil me meri saason ko panha mil jaye
Tere dil me meri saason ko panha mil jaye
Tere ishq me meri jaan fanaa hojaye

“Pradosan apna murgi rakhna shambal, mera murga hua hai dewanaa””

“Kalpana se sach ke faasle,

Kalpana ko kalpana banate hain…
Kalpana hi rakhti hai buniyaad kal ke sach ke
aur kal ke sach ko sach banati hai.
Toh kya kalpana hi sach hai,
ya phir sach hi ek Kalpana”

“Baar baar din yeh aaey

Baar baar dil yeh gaye,
Tu jiye hazaron sal,
Yeh humse kehlaye,
Bas yeh tamanna thi mera,
Yeh meri hai aarzoo,
Aur kya kahu dost, Khubb celebrate karna,
Happy Birthday To You”

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets
your birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I like only one day Its your birthday
Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday…
Happy Birthday!
Dost tu hai mera sabse nyara
Tujhe mubarak ho tera janmdin yaara
Mere bhi na nazar lage tujhe
Kabhi udaas na ho tere yeh chehra jo bada hai pyara

Happy happy birthday to you

Tere jaise dost dunia mein hote hai bahot few
Chhote se mere iss dil mein only hai tu
Jeeta rahe jo saalo saal jo ped woh tu
Yeh khuda se dua hai meri only for you
Happy Birthday once again to you
Yeh special message hai just for you

Agar yaad tumko na rahe apna janmdin

Check karte rahna yunhi apne mobile ke inbox hardin
Main kabhi na bhulonga apne yaar ka janmdin
Chahe woh ho mera akhri din
Aapko jaroor mera yeh msg. milega
Jispe likha hoga ” mubarak ho aapko aapka jamdin”

Yeh din yeh mahina yeh tarikh jab jab aayi

Hum ne kitne pyar se janam din ki mehfiley sajaayi
Har shamaa par naam likh diya dosti ka
Iss ki roshni mein chand jaisi teri surat hai samaayi

Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye

Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye
Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha
Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye
Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye
Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye

Ye din ye mahina ye taarikh jab jab aayi

Hum ne kitne pyaar se janam din ki mehfile sajayi
Har shamaa par naam likh diya dosti ka
Is ki roshni mein chaand jaisi teri surat hai samayi

Tumhari is ada pe kya jawab du

Apne yaar ko kya tohfa du
Koi acha sa phool hota to mangvata mali se
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du.

I feel really guilty nw….mujhe nahin bhulna chahye tha….

ab ek saal baad birthday aayega aur mujhe ek saal
intezaar karna padega….
Sorry….sorry….now smile….
Aapne bhi ek din pehle hint nahin di na ke kal kuch
special hai….maar khaoge aainda aisa kiya toh….
Smiles and laughter, joy and cheer
New happiness that stays throughout the year
Hope your birthday brings all these and more
Filling life with surprise and joys galore!

Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua

Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda
Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada
Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada

Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare

Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare
Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai
Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushi ka mein tumhare

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,

Aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himmat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai,
Ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

Phoolon ki sugandh se sugandhit ho jeevan tumhara

Taron ki chamak se sammilit ho jeevan tumhara
Umr aapki ho suraj jaisi
Yaad rakhe jise hamesha duniya
Janmdin mein aap mehfil sajayein aap aisi
Subh din ye aaye aapke jevan mein hazaar baar
Aur hum aapko ”Janmdin Mubarak” kehte rahein har baar
Many happy returns of the Day….i am very sorry….aapne yaad karaaya sach kahu toh
dimag mein hi nahin tha….Sorry Sorry….
Allah Apko Lambi Umar Atta Kare….Amin….Sum-Amin

Yeh din yeh mahina yeh tarikh jab jab aayi

Hum ne kitne pyar se janam din ki mehfiley sajaayi
Har shamaa par naam likh diya dosti ka
Iss ki roshni mein chand jaisi teri surat hai samaayi

Aa teri Umar mein likh du chand sitaaro se

Tera janam din mein manau phoalo se bahaaro se
har ek khubsurti duniya se mein le aau
Sajaau yeh mehfil mein har haseen nazaaro se

Hum bhi agar bacche hote…..

Hum bhi agar bacche hote……
Naam humara hota baablu dablu….
khane ko milte ladooooo….. aur dunia kehti happy birthday to u………

Posted under Birthday Shayari

Apne type ki shayari

Ek thi ek kharab shayariyo ahi add karvani chhe.
Joiye koni shayri sahuthi kharab chhe.

Let me start first

Mera naam hai prem chopda

Leta hu sabse rokda

JO na de rokda uski maa ka bhosda

vahhh….vahhh…..vahhhh…vahhh….

# Local variable

Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,

pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai..

# Global variable

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon

har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai

# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.

# Dangling pointers

Maut bhi aati nahi

jaan bhi jati nahin.

# Goto

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

# Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein

mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
Pehle tum, pehle tum.

# The debugger

Jab koi baat bigad jaye

Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.

# From VC++ to VB

Yeh haseen vaadiyan

Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan.

# Untrackable bug

Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)

Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

          Desi Masala  

Suraj bana to badal bane

Chand bana to Tare bane
Kuch to baat hai aap mein
Kuch to baat hai aap mein
Yuhi Nahi PAGAALkahne bane!!

knjusi ke liye oscar ke jab bhi nomination ayega ,

apka naam badi adab se liya jaayega ,
galti se bhi kabhi sms mat karna ,
varna ye mouka bhi haat se nikal jayega!!!
Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota
Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota
Agar Dhirubhai ka sapna nahin hota
To har %$$$ ke paas mobile nahin hota

har nazar mai ek kashish hoti hai

har dil mai ek chahat hoti hai
mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJMAHAL bananan
kyonki har dil mai chaar - paanch mumtaz hoti hai

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai……….

GALLI GALLI SIM SIM

AE DOST ,TU BHI LIKHA KAR SHAYARI MERI TARAH,

TERA BHI NAAM HO JAAYEGA,
LOG PHEKENGE ANDE-TAMATAR,
TO SHAAM KI SABJI KA INTEZAAM HO JAAYEGA!

Baap ne bete se poocha ‘bata teri kaksha ke teacher ka naam kya hai’,
Beta bola ‘naam hai shashi kala,kambaqat badi mast maal hai’.
Baap ghurraya bola ‘Gurugano ke baare mein yoon nahin bolte’
Jawaab mila ‘aap bhi to apni computer teacher ko nahin chodte.

Tuje bhulane ke liye humne cigarette jala li…

hume kya pata tha ,kambakht dhue ne bhi teri tasveer bana li…

Nashe main doob gaye hain hum

nashe main doob gaye hain hum

ye nasha hume kya kya dubayega,
hum jo nasheen ho gaye hain,
ye hume kyon bataega.

Medical Shayari

medical shayari
when u breath u respire, wah wah!!!
when u breath u respire, wah wah!!
when u dont breath ,u expire!

Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai

Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai,

nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi,
dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte

mera har iqraar, tere har inkaar se achha hoga.

mera har din, teri har raat se acha hoga.
yaqeeN nA aaye, to apni doli se jhaaNk lena.
meri maiyat ka janaaza, teri doli se achha hoga!!!

Pee kay raat ko Hum Unko Bhulaanay Lagay

Sharab main ghum ko Milaanay Lagay
Ye Sharab bhi be wafa thee Yaaron
Nashay main to woh aur bhi yaad aanay Lagay.

Zabt ka Ahed bhi hai Shauq ka Paymaan Bhi

Ahed O Paymaan se Guzarjaanay Ko jeee Chahta hai
Dard Itna hia keh Har rag main hai Mehshar Barpaa
aur Sukoon aisa keh Mar jaanay Ko jee Chahta Hai

yeh kis tarah yaad aa rhe ho!!!

aankhein bandh hai phir v nazar aa rhe ho!!!!
aisa lagta hai k samne khadi ho…
aur style se apna poochh hila rhe ho!!!!

Chaand ko gharoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,

to kya hua….
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
ha ha ha ha!!!!

suraj bana to badal bane…

chand bana to taare bane…
husn bana to deewaane bane…
kuch to hai baat aap mai,
yun hi to nahi paagal khaane bane.

Khuda ne tumhe Badi fursat se banaya hai…….

Khuda ne tumhe Badi fursat se banaya hai…….
waise bhi “faltu” cheez fursat mein hi banayi jaati hai……..

ishq ke jaam ko aise na piyo

ki adha piya adha chod diya,
yeh pyaar hai mere yaar
nahi koi VIM BAR ki
thoda sa lagaya aur ho gaya..

My SMS Collection

My SMS Collection You Can Read Here  

Dil jeet le , wo hunar ham bhi rakhte hain.

Katl karde wo nazar ham bhi rakhte hain.
Wada kiya hai kisi se muskurane ka,
Warna aankhon mein samunder ham bhi rakhte hain !!!!
rinkzmehta23: Ban ke ehsaas meri dhadkan k paas rehte ho,
Tasveer ban ke meri ankhon k paas rehte ho,
Aaj puchte hai ek sawal tumse,
Kya door reh kar tum bhi udaas rehte ho???

Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad raha,

Sadiyan beet gayi jisme wo lamha yaad raha,
Na jane kya baat thi unme,
Sari mehfil bhul gaye bus wo hi ek chahra yaad raha…

Latest Shayari SMS

Latest Shayari SMS

Kitabon mein rakh kar sula gya humko,
aankh band ki aur bhula gya humko,
koi ajeeb musawwar tha jau barishon k mausam mein,
kachi deewaron pe bana gya humko.

Hijr k mausam mein barish ka brasna kaisa

ek sehra say samundar ka guzarna kaisa
ae mere dil na pareshan hon tanha ho kar
woh tere saath chala kab tha? bicharna kaisa
log kehte hain gulshan ki tabahi dekho
mein tau viran sa jangal tha ujarna kaisa
dekhne mein tau koi dard nahin dukh bhi nahin
phir ye ankhon mein ashkon ka ubharna kaisa

Tum ho to sab silsalay achay lagtay hain

mujhay tumhari chahat k silsalay achay lagtay hain
bohat door jana magar lot ana
mujhe tum say tumhi tak k faslay achay lagtay hain

Tum kehtay ho mujhay pholon say payar hay

magr main to poll khiltay hi unhain tehnion say tor deti hoon
tum kehtay ho mujhay barishon say payar hay
magr barish ho to main chupti phirti hoon
tum kehtay mujhay hawaon say payar hay
magar jab hawain chalti hain khirkyan band kar leti hoon
phir us wakt main khof zada se ho jati hoon najany kion
jab tum mujh say kehtay hoo
mujhay tum say payar hay

One Of My Old Shayari Direct Dilse By Me

One Of My Old Shayari Direct Dilse By Me
Mausam Hain Aaj Sunhaana Aur Shayari Ka Bhi Hain Bahana,
Tu Bhi Hain Saamne Aur Mujhe Hain Kuch Sunana..

Hain Agar Tu Haseen To Kya .. Hum Bhi Kam To Nahi ..

Tujhper Hain Marte Parwaane To Kya ..
Hamare Liye Bhi Jalti Shamaae Kam To Nahi ..

Aa Mere Dilke Kareeb Aa, Aaj Mere Dil Ka Haal Sunle ..

Cheddu Main Koi Pyaar Ki Sargam, Aur Tu Apne Dilki Koi Dhunle,

Sapne Jo Kal Tak Maine Dekhe, Aaj Wohi Sapna Tu Bhi Bunle,
Maine Tujhe Jaise Chuna Hain.. Aa Aaj Tu Bhi Mujhe Chunle..

Something new Shayari from my side

Something new Shayari from my side

Gam jo unka hum apnaye baithe hain,

Paas to aaye magar dur woh baithe hain,
Nazron se nazar milaaye to ho baatein,
Magar afsos woh sar jhuakaye baithe hain.…..

Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge,

issi umeed par hum jiye jayenge,
yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyaara hai,
kar rahe the, kar rahe hai or kiye jayenge.

arz hai
uski ek aankh itni khubsoorat thi…
uski ek aankh itni khubsoorat thi…
ki uski doosri aankh bhi usi ko dekh rahi thi

khirki se dekha to raste par koi nai tha…

khirki se dekha to raste par koi nai tha…
aur raste par akar dekha to khirki par koi nai tha….

Sitaron ki bheed se churaya hai aapko…

Dil se apna humne bnya hai aapko…
Is dil ko tutne na dena aap kabi…
Isi dil k kone mein kahi chupaya hai aapko…….

Tumhein Dil Mein Basaaye Rakhta Hun,

Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaaye Rakhta Hun,
Tumhein Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaaye Isi Liye,
Hamesha Apni Nazar Jhukaaye Rakhta Hun
 

Ab Mei Darti Nahi

Ab mei darti nahi
Meine usse pukara,
ki mujhe daar lag raha hai.
meri aankh mei dhundh ho rahi hai,
kuchh saaf nahi dikh raha.

Wo aya, pukarne pe mere,

Usne suna, sunane pe mere,
punchha , derti ho andhere se kya,
Aur mere haan kehte hi usne andhera ker diya,
Jo roshni thi usko bhi band ker diya.

Ab mei roti nahi siskti hui,

Darti nahi,ghabrati hui,
kisi ko pukarti nahi,Khud ko behlati hui,
Ab dhundh se nahi darti, andhere se jujhti jati hui.

Tumhari yaad

Tumhari yaad
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

kisi ki yaad me kehta hai ye dil

Meri deewangi ko galat na samajhna,
maine chaha hai tumhe hadh se badhkar ,
meri zindagi se kabhi dur na jana,
maine paya hai tumhe kismat ki lakeeron se ladhkar!

Janese Pehle kusur to batya Hota;

itna Hi pyar Tha to hum Par haq Jataya hota,
Hum to Fir palat k ruk Jate;
Tumne hath faila kar wapis bulaya toh hota

Anjane me
Ho sakta hai hamne anjane me tumhe rula diya
tumne duniya k kehne pe hame bhula diya
hum to vaise bhi akele the…
kya hua agar tumne ehsaas dila diya!
Raksha Bandhan, or Rakhi, is around the corner (this year - August 28th) - and our HFM
has celebrated the festival in its own style coming out with lovely emotional numbers. The
genre is probably long extinct now in our current movies…yet, the fragrance of the good
old songs continue to enthrall us - and are kept alive by all radio stations that day.

Here’s listing a few songs that I know of , and quite like too - since the festival is about bro-
sis, have extended the list to songs covering the relationship:

- Yeh rakhi bandhan hai aisa - Lata Mangeshkar, Mukesh - SJ - Beimaan

- Bhaiya mere rakhi ke bandhan ko nibhana - Lata Mangeshkar - SJ - Chhoti Bahan

- Rang birangi rakhi leke - Lata Mangeshkar - MM - Anpadh

- Behna ne bhai ki kalai se - Suman Kalyanpur - SJ - Resham Ki Dori

- Isse samjho na resham ka taar - Sadhna Sargam - LP - Tirangaa

- Phoolon ka taaron ka sabka kahna hai - Lata Mangeshkar, RDB / Kishore Kumar - RDB-
HRHK

- Mujhe maaf karna Om Sai Ram, naam behna ka loonga … - Mohd. Aziz, Asha (?) - Anu
Mallik (?) - Insaniyat Ke Dushman

- Chanda re mere bhaiya - Lata Mangeshkar - Khaiyam - Chambal Ki Kasam

- Mere bhaiya mere chanda mere anmol rattan - Asha Bhonsle - Ravi - Kajal

- Hum behno ke liye saal mein ek din - Lata Mangeshkar - LP - Anjana (?)

- Jhoola baahon ka aaj bhi dena mujhe - Sadhna Sargam - ARR - Doli Saja Ke Rakhna

- Rakhi bandhwa le re mere veer-Anpadh- Lata- Madan Mohan

Collection of affectionate Rakhi Poems

Heart touching collection of affectionate Rakhi Poems for Brothers and Sisters! These
Rakhi Poetry will make you feel the essence of Rakhi Festival for brothers and sisters in
India. Send these Rakhi Poem to your brother or sister on Raksha Bandhan to make them
feel special and loved.
Here’s To My Brother

Here’s to my brother
Remember every day
No matter what I’ve said
Here’s what I’d like to say
I will always love you
Be with you till the end
When no one else is around
I will be your friend
I love my brother
and I always will
I’m proud to be your brother
that’s how I feel
And someday when we’re far away
And the miles keep us apart
I’m gonna whisper
I love my brother
And you’ll know it in your heart

A Brother Just Like You

I just want to let you know

You mean the world to me
Only a heart as dear as yours
Would give so unselfishly

The many things you’ve done

All the times that you were there
Help me know deep down inside
How much you really care

Even though I might not say

I appreciate all you do
Richly blessed is how I feel
Having a brother just like you.
A Sister Like You

Someone who will understand

Who knows the way I feel
In every situation
Her concern is very real

Someone who has walked my ways

Who knows my every need
Times when she would see me cry
Her heart would nearly bleed

Everyone should have a sister

Just the way I do
Richly blessed is what I am
To have a sister like you
A Sister is Forever
by Bruce B. Wilmer

A sister’s a sister forever,

A bond that diminishes never,
A friend who is kindly and caring,
A sibling God chooses for sharing.
Few ties as deep and profound
And with so much affection abound
Though some thoughts are seldom expressed
Love endures and survives every test.
Of the constants that rest in the heart,
A sister’s a primary part.
She’ll always be there when you need her-
You listen, you value, you heed her.
As growth, independence you ponder,
Your feelings grow deeper and fonder;
And life tells you one thing that is true:
A sister’s a large part of you.

Bandhan hai pavitra taar ka

Rakhi ke is pavitra taar sa

bandhan hai ye prem bhaav ka

ek ek doar mein lipta pyar

tumse hi khilta sansaar

sneh tumhara babul jaisa

usi jal se mujhe hai seencha

bachpan ki woh bheeni smriti

umhari khatti meethi prakrati

baat baat par tumhara jhirakna

phir woh roothna aur manana

apne naam ko sarthak karte

Rajeev ki tarah hi sadaa tum khilte

ishwar ki rahe sadaa dayaa

mere saath rahe yeh saaya

rakshabandhan ke paawan parv par

aur kya doon is ashish key siwa

One Of My Old Shayari Direct Dilse By Me

One Of My Old Shayari Direct Dilse By Me

Mausam Hain Aaj Sunhaana Aur Shayari Ka Bhi Hain Bahana,
Tu Bhi Hain Saamne Aur Mujhe Hain Kuch Sunana..

Hain Agar Tu Haseen To Kya .. Hum Bhi Kam To Nahi ..

Tujhper Hain Marte Parwaane To Kya ..
Hamare Liye Bhi Jalti Shamaae Kam To Nahi ..

Aa Mere Dilke Kareeb Aa, Aaj Mere Dil Ka Haal Sunle ..

Cheddu Main Koi Pyaar Ki Sargam, Aur Tu Apne Dilki Koi Dhunle,
Sapne Jo Kal Tak Maine Dekhe, Aaj Wohi Sapna Tu Bhi Bunle,
Maine Tujhe Jaise Chuna Hain.. Aa Aaj Tu Bhi Mujhe Chunle..

Something new Shayari from my side

Something new Shayari from my side

Gam jo unka hum apnaye baithe hain,

Paas to aaye magar dur woh baithe hain,
Nazron se nazar milaaye to ho baatein,
Magar afsos woh sar jhuakaye baithe hain.

What is the best shayari

Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge,

issi umeed par hum jiye jayenge,
yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyaara hai,
kar rahe the, kar rahe hai or kiye jayenge.

arz hai
uski ek aankh itni khubsoorat thi…
uski ek aankh itni khubsoorat thi…
ki uski doosri aankh bhi usi ko dekh rahi thi

khirki se dekha to raste par koi nai tha…

khirki se dekha to raste par koi nai tha…
aur raste par akar dekha to khirki par koi nai tha….

Sitaron ki bheed se churaya hai aapko…

Dil se apna humne bnya hai aapko…
Is dil ko tutne na dena aap kabi…
Isi dil k kone mein kahi chupaya hai aapko…….

Tumhein Dil Mein Basaaye Rakhta Hun,

Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaaye Rakhta Hun,
Tumhein Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaaye Isi Liye,
Hamesha Apni Nazar Jhukaaye Rakhta Hun

Ab Mei Darti Nahi

Ab mei darti nahi

Meine usse pukara,
ki mujhe daar lag raha hai.
meri aankh mei dhundh ho rahi hai,
kuchh saaf nahi dikh raha.

Wo aya, pukarne pe mere,

Usne suna, sunane pe mere,
punchha , derti ho andhere se kya,
Aur mere haan kehte hi usne andhera ker diya,
Jo roshni thi usko bhi band ker diya.

Ab mei roti nahi siskti hui,

Darti nahi,ghabrati hui,
kisi ko pukarti nahi,Khud ko behlati hui,
Ab dhundh se nahi darti, andhere se jujhti jati hui.

Tumhari yaad

Tumhari yaad
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

kisi ki yaad me kehta hai ye dil

Meri deewangi ko galat na samajhna,
maine chaha hai tumhe hadh se badhkar ,
meri zindagi se kabhi dur na jana,
maine paya hai tumhe kismat ki lakeeron se ladhkar!

Janese Pehle kusur to batya Hota;

itna Hi pyar Tha to hum Par haq Jataya hota,
Hum to Fir palat k ruk Jate;
Tumne hath faila kar wapis bulaya toh hota

Anjane me
Ho sakta hai hamne anjane me tumhe rula diya
tumne duniya k kehne pe hame bhula diya
hum to vaise bhi akele the…
kya hua agar tumne ehsaas dila diya!

Shayari Dost Ke Naam

shayari dost ke naam     

Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai.

Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai.
DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi,
Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai.

HAPPY JOKES DAY

 HAPPY JOKES DAY - Joke Every Day

Bhola as you know, is a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from
work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his
money.

Finally, Bhola decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and then
take up some self-defense classes so this wouldn’t happen again.
He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well to defend himself. So, one day, on
the
way home from work Bhola took his old route home and sure enough there they were. He
walked up to them and the battle ensued.

The next afternoon Bhola went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a
busted lip. His instructor, shocked, asked him what happened.

“Well,” explained Bhola, “I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys up
who were stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and socks
off!”

HAPPY JOKES DAY - AUG 16

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there
just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50
cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke
which she placed on a counter by the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine.
Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a
Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and
pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mello Yello. As she was reaching into her
purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now
spoke up.

“Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?” She looked at him and indignantly replied: “Well
Duhhh!, I’m still winning”

Friendship Day Shayari

1. Har rishta mila virasat me,phir dosti kyu alag se banai hai..
kyuki baaki rishte banaye khuda ne,
aur dosti khud khuda ki parchai hai…
2. Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
3. Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
4. Jiske pas kuch nahi us pe duniya hasti hai,
jiske pas sab kuch hai usse duniya jalti hai,
 apke pas hamari dosti hai,
jise pane ke liye duniya tarasti hai..
5. Kuch kehte hai dosti hai PYAR;
Kuch kehte hai dosti hai ZINDAGI!!
Hum kehte hai dosti hai dosti,
jis-se badhkar na pyaar na zindagi.
6. Na zindagi mili na wafa mili,
na jaane kyun har khushi hamse khafa mili,
jhuti muskaan liye apne gum chupate rahe,
sachi dosti karne ki bhi kya khoob sajha mili.
 
7. Aaj khushiyo ki koi badhai dega,
Nikla hai chand to dikai dega,
ae dost dosti ki hai humne aapse,
Aapka ek aansu bhi ghira to sunai dega..
8. Hasraton ki nigahon pe sakth pehra hai.
Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai.
Teri chahat ki kasam ae dost,
apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bhi gehra hai…
9. Dosti mai dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
Humse tuta hua shisa dekha nahi jata.
Apne hisse ki sari khushiya lutadu tum per,
 Humse tera utra hua chehara dekha nahi jata
10. Judai aapki rulati rahegi,
Yaad aapki aati rahegi,
Pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
Par jab tak jism mei hai jaan…..
har saans DOSTI nibhati rahegi!!
11. Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilayegi,
har hawa kissa hamara dohrayegi,
Hum itni dosti bhar denge ke,
 na chahte hue bhi yaad hamari aayegi…..
12. Pyar kehte hai,
Mohabbat kehte hai,
Kuch log hame bandagi kehte hai,
Magar jin ke saath Hum Dosti karte hai,
Wo hame ZINDAGI kehte hai.
13. Dosti k bina Zindagi viraan hoti hai*
Akele her Raah sunsaan hoti hai*
Sachhe Dost ka hona hai zaruri*
Q K Dost se her Mushkil aasaan hoti hai.
14. Har Nazar ko Ek Nazar ki Talash hai*
Har Dil me chupa Ek Ehsaas hai*
Aap se Dosti yuhi nahi ki Ham ne*
Kya karein Hamari Pasand hi kuch Khaas hai
15. Dil Dil Se Juda Nahi Hote,Yuhi Kisi
Par Fida Nahi Hote,
Pyar Se Bada To Dosti Ka Rishta Hai
Kyoki Dost Kabhi Bewafa Nahi Hote

Friendship Funny Shayari

Friendship Funny Shayari
Use mat dhoondho jo aapke paas nahi,kya faida uske intezaar mein jiski koi aas nahi, sirf ek
baar halke se nazar utha ke to dekho, shayad koi aapki ek jhalak ke liye bekarar ho…

Ae dil kisiki yaad mai rona fizul hai!Aasu bade anmol hai, in hai khona fizul hai. Ro toh
unke liye liye jo tumper nissar hai, unke liye kya rona jinke ashiq hazaar hai.

Zindgaki ki Raahon Mein Aise Modh Bhi Aate Hain. Sawaan Ke Sath-Saath Yahan Patzad
bhi Aate Hain. Aansuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milte Hain. Joh Unhe Doondh Lete
Hain Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain…

Raate Gumnam Hoti Hai………

Din Kisike Naam hota hai
Hum Jindgi kuch is Tarah Jite hai…..
ki har LaMhA Sirf Dosto Ke hi naam Hota Hai

Rukta bhi nahi, theek se chalta bhi nahi, Yeh dil hai uske jaane ke baad Sambhalta hi nahi,
is umar ke sehra say uski yaado ke baadal Talte bhi nahi aur Baraste bhi nahin…

Chaandni raato mein jab sara jaha sota hai, lekin kisi ki yaado mein koi badnaseeb rota hai,
khuda kisi ko mohabbat per fida na kare, aur agar kare toh kisi se juda na kare…

Na jaane kyon abhi ek aansu aankh se jhalka,Dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aayi,Chahaat hai
itni tum se milne ki,hasnte hue bhi aankh bhar aayi….

Laut jaati hai duniya gam hamara dekhkar.Jaise laut jaati hain leherein kinara dekhkar.Tu
kandha na dena mere janaze ko,kahi fir zinda na ho jao tera sahara dekhkar…

Ladki Boli :
Chandni Chaand se hoti hain Sitaron se nahi,
Chandni Chaand se hoti hain Sitaron se nahi,
Mohobbat ek se hoti hain Hazaron se nahi.

Ladka Bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga?
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga?
Mohobbat agar ek se hogi to Hazaron ka kya hoga?

------------

Ladka Bola :
Kaash ke in Hasino ke baap mar jaate
Kaash ke in Hasino ke baap mar jaate
Bahana gham ka hota , Hun unke ghar to jaate.

Ladki Boli :
Bewakuf ye sochana bhi galat hoga
Bewakuf ye sochana bhi galat hoga
Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
--------------------
tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai

kabhi kabhi mere ! dil mein khayal aata hai ...
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabr khod raha hai Ghalib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabr khod raha hai Ghalib
La, phawda mujhe de de !!

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi

Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,

tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tera baap kabadi to nahi..

Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi...

Jise pyar kiy ! a woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindagi mein, badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindagi mein, badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !Kyon ki usey kal
shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

Teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya

teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....

Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Door se dekha to Patthar dikhta tha.....

Dooor se dekha... to Pattharr dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthar hi thaa...

Door se dekha to sher tha

Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye p ! aas gaya hi nahi...

Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha

Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...

Maine tuzse pyaar kiya tere baap ne muze pita

Maine tuzse pyaar kiya tere baap ne muze pita
Sin thita / Cos thita = tan thita.

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain...
Bilkul! jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)

Aasmaan mein ud rahen hain kabootar

Aasmaan mein ud rahen hain kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter

Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The

Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,

Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaaleen Ko Dekha,Har Dar or Deewar ko
dekha,
Har Lage hue Khambe ko Dekha.Har Khidki se dekha, Aur Bola...
(guess ..... kya bola hoga ???)MAA KASAM !! BAHUT KHARCHA HO
GAYA

Gam woh cheez hai

Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.

Khud ko kar buland itnaa....

Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche....
aur khuda tumse puche....
'Abe saale ... ab utrega kaise '

Agar tujh mein himmat hai

To kutub minaar ko hila kar dikha,
Aur agar nahin,
to mere paas baeth,Do ghoont maar,
Aur Kutub minar ko ! hilta hua dekh

Joron ki baarish Makes me wonder

Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?

Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?

Yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patthar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patthar........
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar ! (tihathar is on leave)
Har phool khusbudar nahi hota,har pathhar chamakdar nahi hota,dosti dekh karna dost kyu
ki har dost mera jaise nahi hota

tumko jaante nahi, per chahate hain hum

din bhar khojte nahi, per sochte hain hum

tumhare dil mein rehte nahi, per tumhare hain hum

tumko shayad paayenge nahi, per apnayen ge hum

jeevan main shayad kabhi mil na paao,bas bichar jaao ge tum

shayad humare na ban paao, per muskurao ge tum

raat andheri hogi, phir-bhi jhilmilaoge tum

humein aur koi nahi, bas yaad aao ge tum

jab koe baat kerta hon tera khial aata hay

jab koe baat kerta hon tera khial aata hay

jabb kuchh sochnay lagta hon tera khial aata hay

meri aankhon meri nazar main tum aisay samaay ho

jabb kuchh dekhnay lagta hon tera khial aata hay

koe bhi kaam mujh se abb tu kia nahi jaata
jaabb kuchh kernay lagta hon tera khial aata hay
main saari raat tujhay sochtay bita deta hon
main jabb bhi sonay lagta hon tera khial aata hay
kabhi jabb hansi aati hay tu dil ronay lagta hay
main jabb bhi hasnay lagta hon tera khial aata hay

main pall pall merta rehta hon nahi abb jia jata
main jabb bhi jeenay lagta hon tera khial aata hay

when i think of you

when i think of you
i start to cry
'cause i can't be with
you all the time
right now we're apart
but in my heart
we'll never part
i wish right now
more than anything
that we could be together
but i know that's
not possible
and it breaks my heart
but when we get the
chance to talk
you make it all better
and my heart is whole again
i cherish every moment
we spend together
and know in my heart
that in time
we will have
a million more
moments together
face to face
soul to soul
heart to heart
and until that day
when we can be together
i will wait
and let my love
for you grow
even stronger-
i love you
sab kuch tu tere pass hai
tu phir kiyon dil udass hai?
hai piyar bhi tere liye
khayal bhi tere liye
ye dil bhi tere pass hai
tu phir kiyon dil udass hai?
main sochta hoon bas tujhe
main dekhta hoon bas tujhe
jab mujh pe etebaar hai
tu phir kiyon dil udass hai?
hai zindagi tere liye ye dil, khushi tere liye
ye sab jo tere pass hai
tu phir kiyon dil udaas hai?
too neend main, tu khwab main
too mere dasht-o-aab main
har pal too mere saath hai
tu phir kiyon dil udass hai?
har simt hain gul khile houe
hain dost bhi mile houe
har simt piyar hi piyar hai
tu phir kiyon dil udass hai?
ye dil, khushi or etebaar
ye dost, khwab or ye piyar
sab kuch tu tere pass hai
tu phir kiyon dil udass hai?

****dil k zakhmo par mat ro mere yaar,,

wkt har zkhma kaa marham hota hai,
dil se jo sachaa pyaar kare,
unka to khuda bhi deewana hota hai..

****jab jab aapse milane ki ummid nazar ayi,

mere paav mai janjir nazar ayi,
gir pade aasun aakhon se ,
or har ek aasun mai aapki tasvir nazar ayi..

**vo dil kya jo milne ki dua na kare,

tujhe bhul kar jiyun khuda na kare,
rahegi teri dosti meri zindagi bankar,
ye baat aur hai agar zindagi hi vafa na kare....!!
****jo hadse na guzar jaye wo pyar hi kya.
jo pyar karnepe majbur na karde wo ikrar hi kya.
intezar to sab karte he,
saanse tutne tak jo sath na de wo yaar hi kya!!

**** usko mere halka sa ehsaas to hai

bedard sahi woh meri humraaz to hai
pyaar ki gawahi mere aankhon se na maang
barasti nahin magar dil udaas to hai

**** yeh baadal aur kuch nahi,

teri aankhon ki kaajal hain
yeh bijli aur kuch nahi,
teri aaneki aahat hain
yeh mausam aur kuch nahi,
teri aanchal ki khushboo hain
is dil mein aur kuch nahi,
tujhe paane ki chaahat hai.

**** takdir ke haathon mein lagam soump di hai tune,

andhere galiyare mein bhatakne ko chod diya hai tune,
par phir bhi ab is zindagi se koi gila nahi,
kyonki andhere mein bhi teri yaadon ko,
batorne ka faisla le liya hai humne.

**** maine khuda se ek dua maangi,

dua mein apni mout maangi,
khuda ne kaha mout to main tujhe de sakta hoon magar,
uska kya karoon jisne dua mein teri lambi umar maangi.

**** laher aati hai kinaare se palat jaati hai,

yaad aati hai aur dil mein simat jaati hai,
laher aur yaad mein farq sirf itna hai ki,
laher bewaqt aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

**** tapish suraj ki hoti hai,

jalna zameen ko padta hai
kasoor ankhon ka hota hai,
tadpana dil ko padta hai.
**** aansuon ko bahut samjhaya ki tanhayi mein aaya karo,
mehfil mein aaake humara mazaak na udaaya karo,
is par aansun tadap kar bole,
itne logon mein aapko tanha paate hain isliye chale aate hain.

**** tez dhadkanoon ko sunkar bhi tumhe

pyar ki khabar nahi hoti.
kya mehsoos karoge tum dil ka dard,
dil ke tutne ki to awaaz bhi nahi hoti.

**** naa chaho kisi ko itna,

ki chahat tumari majburi ban jayee,
chaho kisi ko itna,
ki tumhara pyar uske le jaruri ho jaye.

**** raat kya dhali, sitare chale gaye.

gairon se kiya gila jab, apne chale gaye
jeet to sakte the hum ishq ki bazi
magar tumhe jitane ke liye hum harte chale gaye.

**** ik din baharon ke phool murjha jayenge,

jab bhoole se kabhi hum yaad aayenge,
ehsaas hoga tumhe hamari dosti ka,
jab door bahut door hum tumse chale jayenge.

**** kadam kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna,

dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna,
hamari yaadon ki khushboo jarur aayegi,
aap bas apne dil ka darwaja khula rakhna.

**** tujhko chaha bhi to izhar na karna aya

kat gai umar,humein pyar na karna aya.
tumne kuch manga bhi to judai mangi
aur hum the humein inkar bhi na karna aya
**** hasane ke baad kyun rulati hai duniya,
jaane ke baad kyun bhulati hai duniya.
zindagi mein kya kuch kasar baaki thi
jo marne ke baad jalati hai duniya.

**** samja na koi dil ki baat ko,

dard duniya ne bina soche hi de diya...
seh gaye jo hum dard ko chupke se,
to humko he patthar dil keh diya.

**** itna kuch khoya ki hume pana nahi aaya,

pyar kiya to phir jatana nahi aaya...
aa gaye is dil mein pehli hi nazar mein woh,
kasoor unka nahi humara tha
jo unke dil me samana nahi aaya.

**** dil main jo jasbaat hai woh aapki saugat hai,

kaise kahun aapse mere dil mein jo baat hai,
lafzon mein bayan karun ya aankhon se,
darta hun kabhi kabhi apne iradon se,
ho jati hai dhadkane meri tez,
jab lete ho mera haath apne haton mein,
kaise kahun aapse mere dil mein jo baat hai.

**** hamne manga tha sath unka,

vo judai ka gum de gaye,
hum unki yado ke sahare ji lete,
per vo hame bhul jane ki kasam da gaye.

**** mere dukhde ko aap shayri samaj baite.

mere dukde ko aap shayri samaj baite.
arey takleef to tab hoti hai
jab log waah waah kehte hai.

**** kisi mod par hum aapko khone nahi denge,

juda hona chaho to bhi hone naho denge.
chandani rato me aayegi meri yaad,
meri yaad ke woh pal aapko sone nahi denge.
**** kaun kaheta he aapse hamari ladai hogi,
yeh afwa kisi aur ne udai hogi.
shaan se rahenge aapke dil me hum,
itne dino me humne kuch to jagah banayi hogi.

**** kabhi to ki hogi suraj ne chand se mahobbat,

tabhi to chaand me daag hai.
mumkin hai, chaand ne ki hogi bewafai,
tabhi to suraj me itni aag hai !!!!!!!!

**** wo dil hi kya jo tere milne ki dua na kare

main tujhko bhool kar zinda rahoon khuda na kare.
rahega pyar tera saath mein zindagi bankar,
ye aur baat,meri zindagi wafa na kare.

**** dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata

isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye
meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha
isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye.

**** kisi mod pe akela na chodna

armanon se bhara dil kabhi na todna

duniya begani banti hai to kya gham hai

tamanna ye hai ke bas aap humse muh kabhi na modna

haatho me jaam pakde reheta hoon,

asar hai yeh teri aakho se pine ka;

zamane ko raqib banaye baitha hoon,

asar hai yeh tujse dil lagane ka.....
...

****aasmaan ke sitare humko dekhte hai,

hum kuch anjani soch mein pad jate hai,
har lamha hum aisa mehsoos karte hai,
ke voh kuch kehte hi chup ho jate hai.
ga saku aapka nagma, par woh saaz kaha se lau,
suna saku kuch aapko, par woh andaz kaha se lau,
yun to chaand ki tareef karna aasan hai,
par kar sake to aapki tareef woh alfaaz kaha se lau

****kabhi ghamo se tumhari mulakat na ho,

udaas bethe raho aisi koi baat na ho,
shiqayat ho toh hume maf kar dena,
fursat mile toh hume yaad kar lena

****kisi mod par hum aapko khone nahi denge,

juda hona chaho toh bhi hone nahi denge,
chandani raato me aayegi meri yaad,
meri yaad ke woh pal aapko sone nahi denge.

****ek pal ki ye baat nahi, do pal ka ye sath nahi

waise to zindagi ek safar si ban gayi hai mere liye
par wo safar hi kya jisme tum saath nahi

****dil ka rishta hai hamara, dil k kone mey hai naam tumhara.
har yad mey hai chehra tumhara, sath nahi toh kya hua,
zindagi bhar dosti nibhane ka wada hai hamara.

****teri dosti mei ek nasha hai, tabhi to ye duniya humse khafa hai...!
na karo humse itni dosti, ki dil puche... teri dhadkan kaha hai..???

****woh hamse ruswa hain ki hum gairon ko dekh kar muskurate hain,
par woh kya jaane hamein har chehre mein woh nazar aate hai..

****aap pas raho ya dur, hum dil se dil ki awaaz mila sakte hai,
na khat ke na phone ke mohtaaj hai hum, par apke dil ko 1 hichki se hila sakte hai.
****chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
bhul jayenge aap hume, bhulne wale hum nahi...
aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi, aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi

****bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara intejar hi karte rahe hum tumhara,
kab hogi is kambakht dil me roshni aur kab hoga pyaar ka izihaar tumhara.

****yaad na karoge to sataenge, ruthoge to manaenge... roogey to hasaenge...

dost hai hum tumhare, sayaa nahi... jo andhre mei saath chod jayenge!

****aasman mei jab jab badal garajta hoga, mausam bhi aapna rukh badalta hoga...
uthti hogi jab jab aapki nigahein, khuda bhi gir gir kar sambhalta hoga!

****baat kam kije jihanat ko chipate rahiye, ajnabi shahar hai kuch dost banate
rahiye
dushmani lakh sahi khatm na kije rishta, dil mile na mile hath milate rahiye
 " main love tumse "

main bhi love tumse

really kasam se
ask mere heart se
each and every part se
inside sapno mein
outside samne, you hai
you hai, only you hai

wrong nahin right hai

love two side hai
without you my zindagi
black and white hai

i bhi to jaanu
tere liye mad hai
you na ho front mein
to full day bad hai

main love tumse

really kasam se
ask mere heart se
each and every part se
inside sapno mein
outside samne, you hai
you hai, only you hai

with you mere

chehre pe shine hai
along with tere
meri life design hai

every thing anything

tere liye kar doon
bas mere love ki
yahi dead line hai

mere luboun pey sajji hai dua kisi key liyay

mere khuda-ne hansna sikhaya kisi key liyay
mujhe yaqeen hai yeh mujh sey na hoo sakey ga magar
mein ker raha houn kisi sey wafa kisi key liyay
nahin milounga agar khoo diya to ney
na apney haath sey gawa mujhe kisi key liyay
meray janoon ko to yeh baat bhi ganwara hai
meray liyay na sahi phir bhi aaa kisi key liyay
mein saath saath houn uss key baadbaan key tarah
meray khuda meri sansein barha kisi key liyay
****nakaam si koshish karte hai,
hum unse ulfat kiya karte hai..
taqdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
aur ek hum hai, ki chaand ki aarzoo kiya karte hai..
..

****khushi ka kiya hia bharosa kahan bichar jae

rah-e-hayat mein gham ko bhi hum safar rakhna

un se bichre hain to mehsoos huwa hai aadil

kaise khushboo ki tarah log bikhar jaate hain

hum se hamare chahne wale bichar gae

abb un ki qurbaton ke zamane guzar gae

bichar ke mughe tu ne yeh bhi socha hai

adhora chand bhi kitna udass rehta hai

hum se rah-e-hayat mein bichra jo aik shaks

ankhen bhi us ke saath hi jaise bichar gain

tughe se kiya bichre ke ankhen raiza raiza ho gain

aaine toote to chehra aur dhundla dhundla ho gaya

bichar gae hain kahan hum safar khuda jane

nakoosh pa bhi nahi jurs karwan bhi nahi

phir us ki yaad mein dil be-qarar hai ali

bichar ke jis pe hoi shaher shaher ruswai
****bhari mehfil main tanha rehna acha lagta hai
tere bare main sochtey rehna acha lagta hai

kabhi pholoon main, kabhi kaliyon main

tujh ko hi dhontey rehna acha lagta hai

meri zindagi ki khushiyan tumhee sey hain wabasta

rab sey sirf tumhein hi maangna acha lagta hai

hamare darmiyan haail rahein sadiyon ki khamoshiyan

kuch is tarhan guftugu karna acha lagta hai

tumhre baghir zindagi ka koi tassavur nahi hai

kuch is tarhan tumhari tamanna karna acha lagta hai

tum hi ko chaha,tum hi ko chahtey hain

tumhi ko chahtey rehna acha lagta hai

anmol cheen longa tumhein duniya ki rasmon sey

aey memon, zamaney sey baghawat karna acha lagta hai

meri zindagi woh mera tha yeh batana ajeeb lagta hai
ab us se aankh milana ajeeb lagta hai ...

jo zindagi mai kabhi bhi mera ho na paya

ab us ka khwaab mai aana ajeeb lagta hai ...

baray khuloos se dawat to us ne bhaje hai

par us ki mehfil mai jana ajeeb lagta hai...

tha jis ka haath hamesha hamarayhaathoo mai

ab us se haath milana ajeeb lagta hai..
****khubsoorat hain woh lub
jo pyari batein kartey hain

khubsoorat hai woh muskurahat

jo doosron ke chehron per bhi muskan saja de

khubsoorat hai woh dil

jo kisi ke dard ko samjhey
jo kisi ke dard mein tadpey

khubsoorat hain woh jazbat

jo kisi ka ehsaas karein

khubsoorat hai woh ehsaas

jo kisi ke dard ky liye dawa baney

khubsoorat hain woh batein

jo kisi ka dil na dukhaein

khubsoorat hain woh ankhein

jin mein pakezgi ho
sharm o haya ho

khubsoorat hain woh ansoo

jo kisi ke dard ko mehsoos kerke beh jae

khubsoorat hain woh hath

jo kisi ko mushkil waqat mein tham lein

khubsoorat hain woh kadam

jo kisi ki madad ke liye aagey badhein !!!!!

khubsoorat hai woh soch

jo kisi ke liye acha sochey

khubsoorat hai woh insan

jis ko khuda ne ye
khubsoorati atha ki.

****pyaar karo tu dhoka mat dena,

aanso ka kisi ko taufa mat dena,
roye koi yuhi yaad kar kay,tum kisi ko yeh mauqa mat dena...
****ye tuhfaa hai muhabbat ka dil ko tham lena ..
kabhi bhi kisi diljale se na koi kam lena ..
agar koi mushkliyn aa jayein zindagi main..
tu ek bar dil per haath rakh ay hamara naam lena....

****chahaton ka dil jo chae koi manzar dekhna

chandni ratoon main jakar tum nay samunder dekha
rait ke sahil pe ab to bas yehi mashghala
pehlay tumaraha naam likha,phir mita ker dekha..

****dost kabhi doston sy khafa nahi hootay,

dil mila ker kabhi juda nahi hootay.
bhula dena humrahi khamiyoon ko,
kyun kay insaan kabhi khuda nahi hootay

saray raaz apnay dil kay tum mujh say keh laina
saray dard apnay dil kay tum mujh say baanth laina ............ ........

bas meri ek aakhri khuwaish yaad rakhna!

zindagi ka har safer main mera sath dena

tum door sahi majboor sahi per phir be yaad teri aate hai tum naam wahan lete hoo
awaz yahan tak aate hai

kaisa hai bhai ye bhi mera apna hai

mera pyaar ho tere jaisa ye hi mera sapna ha

khuda unhain salamat rakhay jo nafrat hum sa kartay hain,

pyaar nahi nafrat he sahi kuch tou hum sy kartay hain..

****dil k zakhmo par mat ro mere yaar,

wkt har zkhma kaa marham hota hai,
dil se jo sachaa pyaar kare,
unka to khuda bhi deewana hota hai..

****jab jab aapse milane ki ummid nazar ayi,

mere paav mai janjir nazar ayi,
gir pade aasun aakhon se ,
or har ek aasun mai aapki tasvir nazar ayi..
****chahane se koi baat nahi hoti,
thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti,
jinhe chahate hai jaan se zyada,
unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi hoti.-

****vo dil kya jo milne ki dua na kare,

tujhe bhul kar jiyun khuda na kare,
rahegi teri dosti meri zindagi bankar,ye baat aur hai agar zindagi hi vafa na kare....!!

****jo hadse na guzar jaye wo pyar hi kya. jo pyar karnepe majbur na karde wo ikrar
hi kya.
intezar to sab karte he, saanse tutne tak jo sath na de wo yaar hi kya!!

****pee hai sharab har gali har mehkhane se,

ek dosti si ho gai hai sharab ke jam se,
gujre hai hum kuch aise mukam se
ki nafarat si ho gai mohabbat ke naam se.

****har dhadkan mein ek raz hota hain, har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota hai,
jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki, har kisi ko apne pyar par naz hota hai.

****yeh sach hai ki. aa jata hai shohrat ka asar.. insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar badal
jate hai..
aur bewafa badle ya naa badle.. waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hai.

****dosti ke nam pe diwane chale aate hai. shama ke piche parwane chale aate hai.
tumhe yad na aayee khair. aana meri maut par. us din to begane bhi chale aate hai.

****kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,

ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai
.....

****jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the, yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
ab un raho se guzra nahi jata, jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

****'ek mulakat anjan hoti hai, anjan se hi to pehchan hoti hai.

jaha dekho waha ishq ke bimar bethe hai, hajaro mar chuke hai lekin sekdo taiyar
bethe hai..e hai..

****lamha lamha intzar kiya us lamhe ke liye or woh lamha aya bhi to bus ek lamhe
ke liye,
guzarish yehi hai khuda se ke kash woh lamha fir aye 1 lamhe ke liye .
****khuda se thoda reham khareed lete,
aapke zakhmon ka marham khareed lete,
agar kahin bikti khusiyan meri,
to saari bech kar aapka har gum khareed lete..

****phool khilte hai baharo ka sama hota hai aise mousam me to pyar java hota hai
dil ki bato ko to hotho se nahi kahete ye afsana to nigaho se baya hota hai...

****nasha hum karte hai ilzam sharab ko diya jata hai per isme kusoor sharab ka
nahi unka hai
jinka chehra hamein har jaam mein nazar aata hai..

****is kadar hamari chahat ka imteha na lijiye

kyon ho humse khafa ye bayan to kijiye
kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi humse khata
yu khamosh rehkar hume saza na dijiye

****duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.

ab suraj ko hi dekho lo aata hai
usha ke saath, rehta hai kiran ke saath aur jaata hai sandhya ke saath.

****khuda bhi na jaane kaise kaise rishte banaa deta hai,

jin ko hum kabhi jaante bhi nahi the...
unko jaan se bhi pyaara bana deta hai...

****koi wada nahi fir bhi tera intazar hai,

judai ke bavjut bhi tujse pyar hai,
tere chahere ki udasi de rahi hai gawahi,
mujse milne ke lia tu bhi bekarar..

****dhoop hoti hai suraj se, jalna zameen ko padtaa hai,

mohobbat hoti hai aap se tadapna hum ko padta hai..

****zubaan se naam lete hi aankho se aanshu chalak jaate hai,

kabhi hazaro baate kiya karte the aaj ek baat ke liye bhi taras jaate hai.

****sooni zindagi me halchal mehsoos hui,

bejan dil me dhadkan mehsos hui,
jane kyu aaj aisa laga,
shayad tumhari kami mehsoos hui.
****ugta hua suraj dua de aapko,
khilta hua phool khusbo de aapko
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,
dene wala hazar khushiyan de aapko..!!

****pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota
agar zuban pe sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha to muskura ke sar hi hila diya hota..

****devdas ko babu ji ne kaha ghar chod do,

maa ne kaha paro chod do,
paro ne kaha sharab chod do,
par tumse kis ullu ne kaha sms karna chod do

****aansuon me na dhoondna hamein,

dil me hum bas jaayenge!
tamanna ho agar milne ki,
to band aankhon me nazar aayenge!!

****aaj khushiyo ki koi badhai dega,

nikla hai chand to dikai dega,
ae dost dosti ki hai hmne aapse,
aapka ek aansu bhi ghira to sunai dega..

****kisne kaha judai hogi, kisi gair ne ye khabar udai hogi..

bade shaan se rahenge hum aap k dil me,
itne dino me kuch to jagah banai hogi..!

chahat

maine jis ko chaha mujhe woh mil gaya hai

mohabbat ka aisa nagar mil gaya hai

khushi main jhoomti hoon main aaj kal

maine jis ko chaha woh hamsafar mil gaya hai

dua maine ki thi sanam mujh ko chahe

dua main bhi itna asar mil gaya hai

dar dar ke maine maangi thi thori si chahat

mujhe chahaton ka shajar mil gaya hai
woh jahaan banade koi jahan pyar hi pyar ho
jahan mann ka sakoon aur dil ka karaar ho

jahan her taraf churiya chehkein aur mann muskaye

jahan hazaron phool khile aur her mausam bahar ho

jahan koi shikwa na ho na koi kare gunah

jahan sirf hansti howe sachai ka ikaraar ho

jahan milan ho pyar karnewale har dil ka

jahan bewafai na ho aur na hi intazaar ho

jahan mohabbat ki kabhi na haar ho

jahan sirf khushiyan ho aisa simran ka sansaar ho

****aasman humse naraz hai,

chand ka gussa behisab hai

woh sab humse jalte hain,

kyunki chand se behtar dost humare paas hai

****vishwas bhari woh muskan tumhari,

dil ko choo leti har baat tumhari

aankhon se ojhal ho jao marzi tumhari,

par kaise bhoole har yaad tumhari

arz kiya hai---

kafan na dalo mere chehre pe,

mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki

na dafnao meri laash ko

mujhe abhi bhi umeed hai uske aane ki!!!!!

aaj chand pe noor hain, is baat ka usko guroor hai
hum kambakht kis pe guroor kare

humara toh chand hi humse door hai!!!!!

jis din se juda woh humse hue, us din se iss dil ne dhadkana chod diya
chand ka moo utra utra sa hai

sitaron ne bhi chamkana chod diya

ek lamhe mein unhone yeh zindagi savar di, ek lamhe mein unhone yeh zindagi ujad di
kasoor unka nahi humara tha

joh in do lamho mein humne zindagi guzar di!!!!!

zinadgi sabko mile zaruri nahi, mohabbat sab ko mile zaruri nahi
kuch log bahaut yaad aate hai zindagi mein

par woh bhi hume yaad kare zaruri nahi

tum na milo yeh hakikat hai, zindagi insan ki zarurat hai

kisi din aao humari mehfil mein , jaan jaoge ki zindagi kitni khoobsurat hai

kisi ko mohabbat ki sachai maar dalegi, kisi ko mohabbat ki gaherai maar dalegi
kar ke mohabbat koi nahi bachega

jo bacha use tanhai maar dalegi!!!!!

duaon ki bheed mein ek dua humari, jisme maangi humne har khushi tumhari
jab bhi muskurae aap dil se

samjho dua kabool hui humari

!!!!!!

****bikhari hui zulfon ko girahgeer bana lo rakhna hai mujhe qaid to zajeer bana lo
kagaz pay lakeerain to bohot kheech li tumne ab sab ko mila kar meri tasveer bana lo
saamnay baithi raho dil ko qaraar aayega jitna dekhengay tumhain, utna hi pyar
aayega hosh waalon ko khabar kya bekhudii kya cheez hai ishq kijiye phir samajhiye,
zindagi hai cheez kya
jis shaam mere lab per tera naam na aaye, khuda kare aisi shaam na aaye

aye jaane wafa, ye kabhi mumkin hi nahin, afsaana likhoon aur tera naam ma aaye

****baat chali teri aankhon say ja pahunchi paimanay tak keech rahi hai teri ulfat aaj
mujhe maikhaanay tak kab se tere intezaar main dil lagaye tere dedaar baithe hai teri
ek nazar hum par paray tamanna lagaye hum bhi bhete hai

****tumhain dil main basaye rakhta hoon,

aur duniya ko bhulaye rakhta hoon
tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye
apni nazar jhukaye rakhta hoon

mohabbat karne wale iss duniya mein kam na honge meri jaaan teri mehfil mein bas
hum na honge

dil cheez hai aisi, hai dene ki day denge koi qubul karnay wala to milay hum jaan bhi
day denge

tere naam hum nay kia hai zindagi apna tere naam pyar bohot kartay hain tum se ishq
tu hai hamara sanam

ab tum batao kyon mujhse door ho milna manzoor nahi ya meri tarah majboor ho

zindagi khushi ka hai naam, isay ronay main zaya na kijiye husiye khud bhi aur sung
apnay, dusro ko bhi hasaya kijiye

tum jaan toontnay ka bahana na karo hum teri aankhon say pee lenge tum na aao, bus
aanay ka wada karo hum intezaar main jee lenge

dil ki halat dil say poocho dillagi main dil gaya dil kay badlay dil kay haatho dard-e-
dil main mil gaya

zinda hoon is liye kyon ki mujh ko tumse pyar hai tum bhi mujhse pyar karti ho
sunnay ko dil beqaraar hai

pyar ka izhaar kar do ab hum say nahi raha jaata likh ker hi iqraar ker lo agar
hothon pay nahi aata
kab say hai hum ko yeh intezaar kar do na tum bhi iqraar bus keh do ki hai tum ko
bhi hai tum ko bhi utna hi pyar

pyar kehte hain, mohabbat kehte hain kuch log isay bandagi kehte hain magar jin pay
hain hum martay hum unhain zindagi kehte hain

tera diwana hoon, inkaar nahi kaise keh doon kay tujhse pyar nahi kuch shararat teri
aankho ki bhi hai main tanhaa to gunehgaar nahi

jahaaan dekho wahaan ishq kay bimaar baithe hain laakho mar chukay, saikro
taiyyar baihte hain

jo sachcha pyar karta hai woh kahan faryaad karta hai labon ko hilnay nahi deta dil o
dil yaad karta hain

musqurate hai to bijliya gira dete hein baat karte hein to deewana bana dete hein
husan walo ki nazar kam nahi kyamat se aag pani me vo nazaro se laga dete hein

khuda janay mohabbat ka kya dastoor hota hai hum jis say ishq kartey hain, wohi
humse door hai

soya nahi kaye raaton se is dil main tum hi samaye ho her aahat per aisa lagta hai kay
shayad tum aaye ho

woh dil hi kya tere milne ki jo dua na kare mein tujhe bhool kar zinda rahoon khuda
na kare raheyga saath tera pyar zindagi ban kar yeh aur baat hai zindagi meri wafa
na kare yeh theek hai nahee marta koi judaee mein khuda kisi ko kisi se magar juda
na kare suna hai usko muhabbat duaein deti hai jo dil pe chot tou khaye magar gila na
kare zamaana dekh chuka hai parrakh chuka hai ussay "qateel" jaan se jaaye per
iltijja na kare

ab rah gaye kaha woh purani mohbatain kar rahay hain woh bhi zubani muhbatain is
rah par chalo to tumhay yaad ye rahay hoti nahi hain asaa'n nibhani mohbatain har
mor har qadam par tumhay yaad aoo ga asaa'n nahi hain meri bhulani mohbatain

dil ka na haal pochiye chehra hi dekhiye hum ko bhi agaye hain sajani mohbatain
apno se mila kuch nahi to kya huwa rumaan hum ge lay gay lakay begani mohbatain

apne aagaaz se aaaj tak zindagi teri hi yaad main gum rahi phir bhi jaane kyon yeh
ihsaas hai jaise chaahat meri kam rahi

faasle jism ko to dour le jaate hain par dilon ke shahar to ujarte nahi aankhon se
aankhon ka rishta tut jaye bhi to saath dekhe hue khwab to mit te nahi
chiraagon ki roshni jab zara hili, laga tumahari ek aahat si mili jaake dekha jab dar
pe, to phir wahi kafir hawa mili

jis shaam mere lab per tera naam na aaye, khuda kare aisi shaam na aaye

aai jaane wafa, ye kabhi mumkin hi nahin, afsaana likhnu aur tera naam ma aaye
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------

kab se tere intezaar main dil lagaye tere dedaar baithe hai teri ek nazar hum par
paray tamanna lagaye hum bhi bhete hai

tumhain dil main basaye rakhta hoon, aur duniya ko bhulaye rakhta hoon tumhe meri
nazar na lag jaye apni nazar jhukaye rakhta hoon

mohabbat karne wale iss duniya mein kam na honge meri jaaan teri mehfil mein bas
hum na honge

dil cheez hai aisi, hai dene ki day denge koi qubul karnay wala to milay hum jaan bhi
day denge

tere naam hum nay kia hai zindagi apna tere naam pyar bohot kartay hain tum se ishq
tu hai hamara sanam

ab tum batao kyon mujhse door ho milna manzoor nahi ya meri tarah majboor ho

zindagi khushi ka hai naam, isay ronay main zaya na kijiye husiye khud bhi aur sung
apnay, dusro ko bhi hasaya kijiye

tum jaan toontnay ka bahana na karo hum teri aankhon say pee lenge tum na aao, bus
aanay ka wada karo hum intezaar main jee lenge

dil ki halat dil say poocho dillagi main dil gaya dil kay badlay dil kay haatho dard-e-
dil main mil gaya

zinda hoon is liye kyon ki mujh ko tumse pyar hai tum bhi mujhse pyar karti ho
sunnay ko dil beqaraar hai

pyar ka izhaar kar do ab hum say nahi raha jaata likh ker hi iqraar ker lo agar
hothon pay nahi aata
kab say hai hum ko yeh intezaar kar do na tum bhi iqraar bus keh do ki hai tum ko
bhi hai tum ko bhi utna hi pyar

pyar kehte hain, mohabbat kehte hain kuch log isay bandagi kehte hain magar jin pay
hain hum martay hum unhain zindagi kehte hain

tera diwana hoon, inkaar nahi kaise keh doon kay tujhse pyar nahi kuch shararat teri
aankho ki bhi hai main tanhaa to gunehgaar nahi

jahaaan dekho wahaan ishq kay bimaar baithe hain laakho mar chukay, saikro
taiyyar baihte hain

jo sachcha pyar karta hai woh kahan faryaad karta hai labon ko hilnay nahi deta dil o
dil yaad karta hain

musqurate hai to bijliya gira dete hein baat karte hein to deewana bana dete hein
husan walo ki nazar kam nahi kyamat se aag pani me vo nazaro se laga dete hein
khuda janay mohabbat ka kya dastoor hota hai hum jis say ishq kartey hain, wohi
humse door hai

soya nahi kaye raaton se is dil main tum hi samaye ho her aahat per aisa lagta hai kay
shayad tum aaye ho

har ishq ka matlab gam nahi hota, duriyo se pyar kam nahi hota, waqt bewaqt ho jati
hai aankhein nam, kyonki yaado ka koi mausam nahi hota

na khawabo me dekha, na nazaro me dekha, hazaro me humne ek tumhi ko dekha,

gum dene wale to hal pal hai yaha, har pal khushi dene walo me, ek aapko hi dekha

teri yaad me aasson ka samandar bana liya, tanhai ke saher me apna ghar bana liya,
suna hai log pujte hai patther ko, is liye dil apna patther bana liya

haqiqat mohabbat ki judai hoti hai, kabhi kabhi pyar me bewafai hoti hai, hamari
taraf haath badaha kar to dekh, dosti me kitni sacchai hoti hai

rishton ki ye duniya hai nirali, sab rishton se pyari hai dosti tumhari, manzur hai
aansu bhi aakhon me hamari, agar aa jaye muskan hotho pe tumhari

is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye, kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye, kar
dijiye maaf agar ho gayi koi khata, yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye !!!!!!!!!
battamizi pe hum aagaye to tum sarifo ka phir kya hoga hai sishe ke ghar tumhare
mara patther to phir kya hoga????

dil hi dil me hum unse pyaar karte he, chup-chap unki mahobbat ka intezaar karte
hai, jin raho par unka chalna mushkil hai, unhi raho pe hum unka intezaar karte
hai !!!

ankhon ki zuban wo samaj nahi pate hoth magar kuch kahe nahi pate,,,,,, apni bebasi
kis tarah kahe hum, koi he jiske bina hum reh nahi pate!!!!

ankhon me aansu aa jate hai phir bhi labo pe hasi rakhni padti he, ye mohabbat bhi
kya chiz hai yaro jise chahte hai usise chupani padti hai !!!

dil ki dhadkan ko dhadka gaya koi mere khawabo ko mehka gaya koi , hum to anjane
rasto pe chal rahe the achanak hi pyar ka matlab sikha gaya koi !!!

din ko tadapte hain woh

raton ko jaagte hain

naadaan hain bade woh jo gham se baagte hain

har aaarzo hai choti yeh zindagi badi hai

woh saamne nazar ke dekho khushi khadi hai

jo dil main hai kehdo kyun shab bhar jaagte rehte ho kyun chup chup phirte rehte ho
kyun sapne bunte rehte ho kyun dil main hanste rehte ho kyun bekal bekal phirte ho
kyun ulajh rahe ho yaadon se kyun bahel rahe ho baaton se jo baat hai dil main woh
kehdo kyun tum iqraar nahi karte kya tum mujhe se pyaar nahi karte

meri khta ko tune waja di bina baat ke bhi mujhko tune saza di shla tha dil main mere
phle hi gum ka usper tune aur aag laga di

samjh ke bhi tune etna na samjha mere pyaar ne bas tujh ko sada di dil ki aarzo ke
tokde kerke zid se tune her khhish mita di main ne manga tha saath bas tera

main ne manga tha saath bas tera gayero ke pass jaker tune meri qimat hi gira di aaso
mere dil ke gum ke mange tujh ko aur tune mujh ko bas daga di samjhaye bhi tu kaise
tujh ko
tune tu her baat has ke uda di dil main hi rah gaye din wo pyaar ke her baat tere mere
dil ki tune aye sangdil bhola di meri khta ko tune waja di bina baat ke bhi mujhko
saza di

hichikiyon se ek bat ka ehsas hota hein ki shayad koi humhein bhi yad kartaa hein
beshak milne naa aaye par char lamhein humpar barbad to karta hein

main yeh nahin kahta

k koi dil main na samaye
main yeh nahin kahta
k koi aarzoo na ban paye
per

! itna zaroor kahna hai

ager samjh sakoo
k dil main kabhi kisi ko
itni jaga na do
k dil ki liye dharkna hii
mushkil hojaye

ho sake to tu bhi kabhi sun ye raat kya kahti hai

sitaaro ki mehfil bhi tere noor se roshan rahti hai
chooti - chooti, pyari - pyari aakhon main dil kho gaya hai,
lagta hai mujhko to yaar, pyar ho gaya hai

ab to uske khayalon main dil kho gaya hai,

lagta hai mujhko to yaar, pyar ho gaya hai

pehle baar jab dekha usko dil main baje sahnai se,
bo ja rahi thi baris main kuch simti ghabrai si,
hawa ke jhonko ne jab uske zulfen hain laharai,
lagta tha is zameen per koi pari utar hai ayi,
uske is ada per ye dil kho gaya hai,
lagta hai mujhko to yaar pyar ho gaya hai

main gaya jab usko apna haal-e-dil suna ne ko,

bo boli mujhe nahin sun na, le jao apne bahane ko,
lekar apne dil ke tukre main wahan per gir pada,
wo chali gayi auto karke main wahan per tha khada,
sunkar uske baton ko dil ro gaya hai,
lagta hai mujhko to yaar pyar ho gaya hai

aage ka haal tumko yaaron kya ab sunaon main,

mil jati hai bo pari roz mujko ab to bus main,
pyar kiya hai maine usse kese yeh samjahon main,
usko dekhta rehta hoon kuch na or samajh paon main,
pyar main pagal mera dil ab jhum utha hai,
lagta hai mujhko to yaar pyar ho gaya hai

pyar me aakhe zuban hoti hai

sachii baat to bezuban rehti hai
pyar mein dard mile to kaisa ghabrana
suna hai dard se pyar jawan hoti hai
aapke dilmein kya hai bata dijiye
yu khamosh rehkar na satiye

dil na milte to mulakat aduri rehti

baat to hoti magar baat adhuri rehti
shukriya tera tere aanese ronak to badhi
nahi to yeh mehfil ek jasbat aduri rehti
tune apne daman mein chupaye mere aasu
nahi to akho ki barsaat adhuri rehti
main mohabbat hoon mohabbat karke dekh
main mohabbat na doon to kehna

main muskurahat hoon mujhe hansa ker dekh

na sajoon tere honton per to kehna

main khushboo hoon mujhe mehsoos karke dekh

na mehkoon teri zindagi main to kehna

main dil hoon mujhe sun ker dekh

na dharkoon tere dil main to kehna

main phool hoon mujhe laga ker dekh

na mehkoon din raat to kehna

main mohabbat hoon mujhe apna karke dekh

na banoo main teriiiiiiii to kehna
** kuch kuch pagal hotay hain **

pyar kay diye jalanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain
apni jaan say janay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

hijr kay gehray zakham milay to mujh ko yeh ehsas hua

pagal ko samjhanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

jaan say piyaray logoon say bhi kuch kuch pardah lazim hai
sari baat batanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

khaboon main bhi milne kay sapnay dekhtay rehtay hain

neendon main muskanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

is jhooti duniya main hum nay yehi hamesha dekha hai

sachi baat batanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

piyar jinhain ho jaey un ko chain bhala kab mil pata hai?

shab bhar ashk bahanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

apni zaat say ujray gulshan say woh piyar kahan kartay hain?
auroon ko mehkanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

us kay ishq main bheeg kay 'wasiq' hum ko yeh ehsas hua
dil ki baat main anay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain
jis ki ankhen mughe andar se parhti hain
koi chehre to mughe shaher mein aisa la de

bare hi pyarr se mere qareeb aae ho

na chehra mughe se chupao to koi baat bane

sab gulab ajj chehron ke murjha gaye

bujh chale hain sitare bhi akash ke

laut aae hain nigahon mein purane chehre

phir gaye waqt ki zanjeer hila di kis ne

ik nishani dard ki chehron pe logon ke yahan

ik kahani khauff ki har ankh hai kehti hoi

humei ne zakham dil-o-jaan chupa liye warna

na jane kitnon ke chehre utar gaye hote

burida rang hai abb ke bahar ka mausam

khizan ki rut se tha buhat ashna mera chehra

sajae rakhte hain jo chehron per hansi ki kiran

najan roh mein kitne shugaaf rakhte hain

na saath hai koi,

na humsafar hai koi

na hum kisike,
na humara hai koi

par apko dekh kar keh sakte hai

ki pyara sa dost humara bhi hai koi

"it takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day
to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" be in touch

S w etP o em

don't ask me

not to love you

i'm not begging you to love me

i'm not really even asking you

but, isn't it alright

if i cherish that hope in my heart

if i dream of just holding your hand,

it will hurt me - not you

i will try to keep my eyes from shining

when they see you

and i promise
i will try not to smile a special smile
when you say hello

but, please
don't ask me
not to love you
bas itni si inaayat mujh pe aik baar kijiye
kabhi aa ke mere zakhmon ka dedaar kijiye

ho jaaye begaane aap shauq se sanam

aapkee hain aapkee rahegey aitbaar kijiye

parhne waale hi darr jaayen dekh kar ise

kitaab-e-dil ko itnaa na daagdaar kijiye

na majboor kijiye, ke main unko bhool jaaun

mujhe meri wafaaon ka na gunehgaar kijiye

in jalte diyon ko dekh kar na muskuraaiye

zara hawaaon ke chalne ka intezaar kijiye

karna hai ishq aapse karte rahenge hum

jo bhi karna hai aapko mere sarkaar, ki
remember me in ur prayerz plz plz

kisi mod par hum aapko khone nahi denge,

juda hona chaho to bhi hone naho denge

chandani rato me aayegi meri yaad,

meri yaad ke woh pal aapko sone nahi denge

kaun kaheta he aapse hamari ladai hogi,

yeh afwa kisi aur ne udai hogi

shaan se rahenge aapke dil me hum,

itne dino me humne kuch to jagah banayi hogi

agar hum na hote to tume gazal kaun kehta,

tumhare haseen chahere ko kawal kaun kehta

yeh mahobbat hi hai janab,

warana paththaro ko taj-mahal kaun kehtaÃ
nakarate shikayat zamane se koi,
agar manane se maan jata koi

kisi ko kyon yaad karata koi ?

agar bhulane se bhul jaata koi !!!!!!!

ret me naam kabhi likhte nahi,,,

ret pe likhe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
tumne hume patthar dil to keh diya
par e dost patthar pe likhe naam kabhi mitate nahi !!!!!!!!!!!

kabhi to ki hogi suraj ne chand se mahobbat,

tabhi to chaand me daag hai,,,
mumkin hai, chaand ne ki hogi bewafai,
tabhi to suraj me into aag hai !!!!!!!!
hawaoon k har ek jhokein
teri khoshboo lati hai
uski har ek sar sarsarahath
teri aahat sunati hai

gali ke har ek morr par

tujhe dekhne ki aarzoo hoti hai
neend mein aur khwaab me
milne ki chahat hoti hai

palko ko band kare to

ek pal mein tere kareeb hote hai
bhagwan ki surat mein bhi
tera hi deedar hota hai

tujhse door ho ke bhi

teri sansein mehsoos hoti hai
do jism ho kar bhi
dil to ek hi dhadakta hai

begaane ho magar
tujhse wah apnapan hai
dil mein samaye ho
phir bhi itni dooriyan hai

tere khayalo mein doob kar

duniya bhoola dete hai
aankhein khooli ho magar
tere sapne dekha karte hai

tujhse naraz ho kar bhi

beshumaar pyar karte hai
teri judaai mein hum
mar mar ke sjiya karte hai
ussay mujh say muhabat hai

who hi takrar lafzoon ki

who hi andashay furqat kay

who hi anjan si dastak who hi har bat pay ranjish

who hi gumnam si kasak
who hi har bat pay larna
who hi likhna hamaray namoon ko bayraham moajon par
hamaray samnay kachay gharonday tor kay hansna who hi ba mainay baton
main hamara zikar lay aana
hamain parday say chup kar dekhna or muskurana
who muskan dheemi si
who hi kuch bolti aankhain
who hi chup chap sa lahja

who hi baychain si halchal who hi sakiyaon say katrana

who hi say sa ghabrana
who hi kahnay sa kuch darna
who hi bay wajah uthlana
sab hi asar kahtay hain
ussay mujh say mohabbat hay

!!!
ussay mujh say mohabbat hay

!!!

unse roz milne ko dil chahta hai

kuchh sunne sunane ko dil chahta hai

tha kisi ke manane ka andaj aisa

ki phir ruth jane ko dil chahta hai

jatye jatey vo ek neshani dey gayee,

umer bhar dhura sakoo eysi kahani dey gayee,
hum to reh gaye peyasey,
per humari palko ko vo pani dey gayee

tumne chaha hi nahin,warna halaat badal sakte the,

mere anshoo teri ankhon se nikal sakte the,
tum to thahre hi rahe jheel ke paani ki tarah,
dariya bante to door nikal sakte the
yoon to koi bhi tanha nahi hota,
chaah kar kisi se juda nahi hota,
mohbbat ko majboorian hee ley doobti hain,
varna koi khushi se be-wafa nahi hota

chaha tha unhe hale dil sunana,

chaha tha unhe junoone mohhabatt dikhana,
nasme laye the hum dil kured kured kar,
per alfaaz bhi chale gaye unhe dekh kar

khaali shishe bhi nishaan rakhte hain,

tute hue dil bhi armaan rakhte hai

jo khaamoshi se guzar jaaye,

woh dariyaa bhi dil me toofan rakhte hai

" shaam udas hai, raat bhi udas hogi

subah kafa mein lipti meri laash hogi

ae mujhe dafnanewale jaakar unse keh dena,

kabra par bhi unki tasvir mere saath hogi
"

" khayal ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai,

nigah ko kisi surat ki pyaas rehti hai

tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,

magar tere bin tabiyat udaas rehti hai
"

log milte hain bichad jate hain,

sirf dil ke taar ched jate hain
youn to lete hain hum hazaro naam,
par kuch aap jaise log dil mein utar jate hain
har khamosi ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
har nakamyabi ka matla bhar nahi hota
kya hua hum aapko pa na sake ?
sirf pane ka matlab pyar nahi hota

dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,

dil mein lagi aag ko bhujaya nahi jata
kitni bhi doori ho dosti mein,
lekin aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata

dil ko dhadkana aapne sikhaya,

ankho ko rulana aapne sikhaya
kaise kare bewafai aapse,
pyar karna bhi aapne sikhya

jab bolte hai to kehte ho ki bohot bolte ho

jab chup rehte ho to kehte ho ki naraz ho?
dil ki baat akhir kaise bataen
batate hain toh kehte ho mazak kar rahe ho?

luv is something no one can hate

luv is a passion v find in r mate
luv can happen early or late
luv is a medicine without a expiry date!!!!!!!! !!!!

aankhon ki zuban woh samaz nahi pate,

hoth magar kuch kah nahi pate!
apni bebasi kis tarah kahe?
koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate!!!

mandir mein dua mangi hea

khuda kare tume lag jae
tum hamari jindgi jeo
tumari mot hame lag jae

aankhon ki zuban woh samaj nahin pate,

hooton se hum bhi kuch keh nahin pate

apni bebasi hum kis taran kahe

koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahin pate

hum zakhmaun ko seenay par sajha lete hai,
har dard ko dil mein basa lete hai,
pholoon par sokar kehti ko dukhta hai,
hum kaaton ko ankhon se laga lete hai

kade naa ranja kan parwaunda te heer khawndi choori naa;

mirje ne phir marna ki si je hundi majboori naa;
kaun karda yaad sassi nu je thal wich hundi poori naa;
ishq ne yaaro mar jana si je aashiq charde sooli naa

husn pe jab bhi masti chhati hai

shayari par bahar aati hai
pi ke mehboob ke badan ki sharab
zindagi jhoom jhoom jati hai

tere marriage hoge tu saij per hoge,

vo taire aarmano ki raat hogi
hamarai samne bhi chalktai paimanai hongai,
magar vo hamari jindgani ki aakhri raat hoge

utha do kafan mere face se,

mughai aadat he use dekh kar muskrane ki
thahar jao mat lagao chitaa ko fire,
mughe hope hai un ke aanai ki

aashiq kabhi martey nahi, dafnai jate he

kabr ko kod kar dekho, tho jinda payai jatai hai

lafzon ki tarha mujhse kitabon mein mila kar

duniya ka agar darr hai to khawabo mein mila kar
pholon ka khusbhu se taaluq hai zaruri

tu ban ke mehek mujhse ghulabo mein mila kar

jo sab dete hain woh hum nahi denge,

pyaar jab bhi denge kam nahi denge,
yakin naa ho toh aazma lena,
zindagi mein kabhi aapko gum nahi denge

in aanko mein aansoo aaye na hote,

agar tum piche mud kar muskuraye na hote,
tumahre jaane ke baad yeh gum hota hai,
kaash tum zindgi mein aaye na hote!!
kuch nasha teri baat ka hai,
kuch nasha dhimi barsaat ka hai,
hume tum yunhi pagal mat samjho,
yeh dil par asar pehli mulakaat ka hai!!

hum vo nahi jo bhool jaya karte hain,

hum vo hain jo nibhaya karte hain,
door rehkar milna sayad mushkil ho,
par yaad bankar saanso mein bas jaya karte hain!!

hamne unhe itna chaha , ki duniya bhool gaye

hamne unhe itna chaha ki, duniya bhool gaye
aur ek woh nikele jo hame to kya hamara naam tak bhool gaye

ankhon mein aasoo ki lakeer ban gayi

kabhi socha na tha aisi takdeer ban gayi

yu hi phira raha tha rait par ungliyaan

gor se dekha to teri tasveer ban gayi

shaam hote hi charagon ko bujha deta hoon

yeh dil hi kafi hain teri yaad mein jalne ke liye

kam hai ye zindagi khud ke liye,

dusron ke bare mein sochta kyun hai

teri khud ki zindagi itni mushkil hai,

auron ke bare mein sochta kyun hai

tere to apne tere saath hai,

kishi ko apni zindagi mein bulata kyun hai

khud ke liye kuchh to bachakar rakh,

yun apni kimti ansoo bahata kyun hai

tumahri saadgi mein jab itna husn hai

to tumahra shingaar kaisa hoga
tumahre gusse mein jab itna pyaar hai
to tumahra pyaar kaisa hoga
"her lips kiss me
but her eyes miss me,
her name attracts me
but her game repels me,
her mother likes me
but her father dislikes me,
her sister wills me
but her brother kills me,
her heart loves me
but her pen hates me"

shama bujh jaye to jal sakti hai

kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai
maayus na ho aur erade na badal
taqdeer kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai

ke mat kar mujhse tu itni waffaien

ke khud se dagabaz banjaao mein

jab saans chal rahi hain dosti ke dum par

to ishq mein kyun mar-jaoo main
saath chal saktay hain paas asakty nahi,
ek nadi kay do kinaroon ko mila saktay nahi

denay walay nay dia sab kuch ajab andaz say,

samnay duniya pari hai utha saktay nahi

us bki bhi majborian hain'mere bhi majborian hain,

roz miltay hain lakin ghar may bata saktay nahi

kis ny kis ka naam eenthon par likha hai khoon say,

ishtaharon say yeh dewarain chupa saktay nahi

admi kia hai guzartay waqt ki tasveer hai,

janay walon ko sada day kar bula saktay nahi

us ki yadon say mehknay lagta hai sara badan,

pyar ki khushbu ko seenay may chupa saktay nahi

pathron kay bartanoon may ansoo'on ko kia rakhain,

phool ko alfaaz kay gamlon may khila saktay nahi

ek masoom si gheri khai hai

jisse dil ka nam bhi detey hain
is khai main apnaiat hai
issey log mohabbat kehte hain
apnaiat main ek saya hai
tasweer jissey ham kehte hai
us saye main jo tasweer hai
wo teri hai sab kehtey hain

hasi tumhari acchi sada yuhi haste rehna,

pyar ab karte ho sada yuhi karte rehna!!

tumse nazar milata hu,apne dil ka pagam pahuchane ke liye

bhul kar bhi mat sochna teri rah mein aata hu tujhe satane ke liye!!

kya likhu shayari ab itna khafi hai,

sab kuch to likh diya milna baki hai!!
ae khuda tere dar fariyad karta hu,
unhe salamat rahkna jinhe mein har pal yaad karta hu,
jalakar apni hasin hasrato ka chirag,
yahi to vo gunah hai jo mein baar baar karta hu!!

na jane hamse kya kasur hote hai,

jinhe hum dil se yaad karte hai vahi hamsedur hote hai!!

karz dosti ka ada kaun karenga

dost na ho tho dosti kaun karenga
ae khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna
warna mere jeene ki dua kaun karenga

nagmaye dil ki chodhe ke hotho mein kyu dabba liya,

kaise kahu haale dil ki tumne to sir jhuka liya!!

ek jhalak jo patta hai rahi vahi ruk jaata hai,

dekh ke tera rup salona chand bhi sir jhukata hai!!

dil ne jiska naam liya uska daman tham liya,

jab jab dard utha hai dil mein maine to tera naam liya,
is bhari duniya mein koi bhi hamara nahi hua,
gair to gair the apno ka bhi sahara na hua!!

baitho na dur hamse dekho khafa na ho,

kismat se mil gaye ho milke juda na ho!!

tere husan se jo savar gayi vo fizaye mujhko aziz hai,

teri zulf se jo lipat gayi un hawaoo se mujhko pyar hai!!

jo saaz se nikli hai, woh sada sab ne suni hai

jo saaz pe guzri hai, woh kis dil ko khabar hai

raste main gire hain phool, uthata hai koi koi

muhabbat karte hain sabhi, nibhata hai koi koi

nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala

ek nahin

do nahin

saara shahar hai peene waala

galat nahi ke zamane main lajawaab hain hum
samajh sake na koi, woh kitaab hai hum

jab bhi aati hai teri yaad, bahut aati

kash tu aati to teri yaad, nahin aati

mohabbat sabhi karlete hain

dilbar ke dil mein dhadakna aasan nahin
vaade sabhi karlete hain
unhe nibhana aasan nahin
pyar mein dil sabhi jeet lete hain
magar dil har ke jeetna aasan nahin
zindagi mein to sabhi pyar karlete hain
pyaar mein ise qurban karna aasan nahin

teri ik jhalak ke liye tarapna

pyaar mein hadh se guzarna
har ek ada pe teri marna
aye dil, yeh mohabbat nahin to kya hai

mere dil mein mohabbat yaar ki

aankhon mein chamak pyaar ki
dil mein dhadkan mehboob ki
aur yaadon mein yaad aap ki

kabhi dhoka na dena

main tooth ke bikhar jaoonga
yeh haath kabhi na chorna
tere saath zindagi se jaoonga
aur jidhar tu chali
main udhar aaoonga

tasveer teri aankhon mein chupali hai maine

teri yaad apne dil me basali hai maine
jeene ko to sabhi jeelete hain, tumhe apni saans banali hai maine
mohabbat to sabhi karlete hain yahan, tumhe apni jaan banali hai maine
aab aur kya dosh de zamane ko,
tum hi sabse aage khade the, mera dil dukhane ko
pata bhi nahi chala - aur tinka tinka bikhar gaya,
na jane kiski nazar lagi mere aashiyane ko,,
kon rakh ta hai yaad naamo ko,
logh chaharo ko bhool jatey hai,
tum samader kee baat karti ho,
logh ankho mein doob jatey hai,
mohabat jisney ker ni ho

wo mohabat kya janey,

mera dil tumhi ab bhi chahata hai

teray dil ko khuda jaanay!!

shareefo mein koyi chor nahi hotha

kavvo mein koyi mor nahi hotha
naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha
naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha
arre yaaro

ishq par koyi zor nahi hotha" !

eed ke din aap khadi na hone chhat par

eed ke din aap khadi na hona chhat par
kahi log roza na chod de aapku chand samaj kar

banane mein mazaa hai wo karkhaane jaanthe hai

pilane mein jo mazaa hai wo meh khaane jaanthe hai
jalne mein jo mazaa hai wo parwaane jaanthe hai
arre yaaro pyar mein jo mazaa hai wo deewaane jaanthe hai

math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar

math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le

bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,

bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
wah

wah

bagair jaane pehchaane ikraar na kijiye,

muskura kar dil ko bekaraar na kijiye,
phool bhi de jaate hain zakham gehra kabhi kabhi,
har phool par yu aitbaar na kijiye
tumko bhul kar bhi nahi bhulenge,
tumko khokar bhi nahi khoyenge,
tera intezar dil ke darwaze par hai,
dastak dete rahenge!!

shayari 4 u
kon rakh ta hai yaad naamo ko,
logh chaharo ko bhool jatey hai,
tum samader kee baat karti ho,
logh ankho mein doob jatey hai,

mohabat jisney ker ni ho.

wo mohabat kya janey,
mera dil tumhi ab bhi chahata hai...
teray dil ko khuda jaanay!!

mere dil mein mohabbat yaar ki

aankhon mein chamak pyaar ki
dil mein dhadkan mehboob ki
aur yaadon mein yaad aap ki

teri ik jhalak ke liye tarapna

pyaar mein hadh se guzarna
har ek ada pe teri marna
aye dil, yeh mohabbat nahin to kya hai

banane mein mazaa hai wo karkhaane jaanthe hai

pilane mein jo mazaa hai wo meh khaane jaanthe hai
jalne mein jo mazaa hai wo parwaane jaanthe hai
arre yaaro pyar mein jo mazaa hai wo deewaane jaanthe hai

dil ne jiska naam liya uska daman tham liya,

jab jab dard utha hai dil mein maine to tera naam liya,
is bhari duniya mein koi bhi hamara nahi hua,
gair to gair the apno ka bhi sahara na hua!!

ek masoom si gheri khai hai

jisse dil ka nam bhi detey hain
is khai main apnaiat hai
issey log mohabbat kehte hain
apnaiat main ek saya hai
tasweer jissey ham kehte hai......
us saye main jo tasweer hai
wo teri hai sab kehtey hain

tere har nagame me teri mohabaat ka paigaam aaya

tere har khat mei teri chahat ka salaam aaya
dil mei rahi teri hasrat magar labon per inkaar aaya
sakoon bhara dil tha magar aankho mei aansoo ka sailaab aaya

do dilo ki dastan, tumhe kaha kubul thi.......

mery wafaye,kasme, tumhare liye fijul thi...
koi aas nahi baki, lekin bata do etna .........
maine chaha bas tumhi ko, kya ye meri bhool thi....

ai khuda, apne chand pe itna guroor na kar,

ek chand sa dost hum bhi rakhte hai,
jab taarif tere chand ki hoti hai,
log misaal mere chand ki dete hai.

aasuon ko bahot samjhaya,

ke tanhaiyon main aaya karo,
mehfil main humara mazak mat udaya karo,
is per aansoo tadap ker bole,
itne logo main bhi aapko tanha paate hai,
isiliye tumhara saath dene chale aate hai....!!!!

log apnee kismat badalte hain apnee tadbeer se

kuchh jyotishiyon. ko haath dikhaate rah jaate hain......

hum se mohabat ki nomaish na ho saki,

haan magar itna jante hai ke tumhain chahate hai bohat.

umr ek aysi hoti hai ke jis main dil ko

her baat achi lagti hai haqiqat ke siwa.

rom rom mei humarei voh basei hein,

nazarei humari aur chehra unka hei;
har saans mei humari voh basei hein,
dhadkanei humari aur dil unka hei;
badi asani se dil lagaye jaate hain,
badi mushkil se vaade nibhaye jaate hain,
le jaati hai mohabbat un raahon pe,
jahan diye nahin; dil jalaye jaate hain

kinare kinare par mat chalo

kinara toot jaayega
kisi paraye ke peeche mat bhago
koi apna chhoot jayega............

dhundo tum jitna hum jaisa dost paoge nahi,

bichudne ke baad bhi bhula paoge nahi,
mana ki hum me kuch kami hi sahi,
par khuda ney perfect koi banaya bhi nahi......

chaharay pay nafrat dill main mohabat chupiey rakhty hain

apny jazboon par anna kay peharay lagiey rakhty hain
jub bhe ati hai koi bhe museebat mujh par sawan
keyoun woh apny haath dua kaly uthiey rakhty hain

chaharay pay nafrat dill main mohabat chupiey rakhty hain

apny jazboon par anna kay peharay lagiey rakhty hain
jub bhe ati hai koi bhe museebat mujh par sawan
keyoun woh apny haath dua kaly uthiey rakhty hain

kisi roaz utroo main angan main sittara ban kar

ju day rouh ko day shuguftagee dilkash asa nizara ban kar
main janta hoon koi hai payara tera bhe
khabi aao mery ghar bhe mera payara ban kar

khushboo ke talash main niklay hawaon main bikhar gey

na tha nikhar hum main mohabat kar kay nikhar gey

jub tum yadd aye apni tanhi pay rooay

apni wafa teri bay wafaee pay rooay

kya likhu shayari ab itna khafi hai,

sab kuch to likh diya milna baki hai!!

new urdu sms

the beautiful word is allah,
most beautiful song is azan,
best exercise is namaz,
world perfect book is quran,
and you are so lucky if you are a musalman
duaoon ke bheer ma ik doa hamari hogi.
jis ma maange ham nay har khushi tumhari ho go.
jab b mily koe khushi tum koto samajh layna.
doa jo qabool hoe woh hamari hogi.
when words fail.....eyes work,when eyes fail .....heart works,when heart fails ..... to
kiya?samajh lay tapak gaya "mamoo"
qayaamat k din jab farishtoun ne sab sa kaha k apnay apnay gunah paper pe likho to
jab sab nay apnay apnay gunah likh liay to achaanak aap ki awaaz aai "extra sheet
plz"

tuje dekhe bina teri tasveer bana sakta hon.

tuje jane bina tera haal bata sakta hon.
hai meri mohabat me itna dam.
apni ankh k ansoo teri ankh se gira sakta hon...
jub kabhi mausam main khushbu bikhar jayay
jub kabhi chaandani raaat nikhar jayay
jub kabhi bewaja hi dharkan machal jayay
too samajhnaa ka hum nai tum koo yaaad kiyaa hai
tanhaimein faryad to kar saktay hain
viranay abad to kar saktay hain
hum ap se mil nahi saktay to kia hua
per ap ko dil sa yad to kar saktay hain.

sab kuch badaltay dekha hay

aasman ko dhaltay dekha hay
tum sooraj ki baat kertay ho
hum nay chand jaltay dekha hay,

bohat royee us ki yaad ko senay say laga ker

wali ban jatay agar ziker-e-khuda kartay....

mehak dosti ki ishq say kam nahi hoti

ishq pe zindagi khatam nahi hoti
sat agar ho zindagi mein doston ka
too zindagi jannat say kam nahin hoti
zindgi main sada muskurate raho,

fasle kam karodil milate raho,

dard kaisa b ho koi ghyam na karo,
raat kali sahi aankh nam na karo,
ek sitare bano aur jagmagate raho

a lucky star dropped on the earth 1 night it asked me what did i want a million dollars
or a true friend i choose a million dollars becoz i already have u
latest theme
friendship is a network that needs. no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no signal
problem! just don't switch off your heart

hum woh nhi jo bhool jya karty hain.

hum woh hain jo sath nibhaya krty hain..
door reh kr milna mushkil ho...
isi liya yaad ban kr dil ma bus gaya karty hain

koi itna tumhay chahy tu batana,

koi tumhary itny naaz uthaye tu batana,
dosti tu ker leha her koi tumse koi hamari tahrhan nibhaye tu batana.....

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pal bhar me tut jaye woh qasam nahi.

dosti ko bhool jaye woh hum nahi.
tum bewafa banno is baat me dum nahi.
kyun ke hamari wafe bhi kuch kam nahi.

yu tu hum kise ka peecha kya nhn kerte darde dil lya or diya nhn kerte ye tu itafaq ki
baat ha ka doosti ap sa ha warna itna kimte taufa hum kise ko diya nhn kerte

kabhi dost' kehte ho, kabhi dua dete ho,

kabhi bewakt neend se jaga dete ho,
par jab bhi hume baat karte ho
khuda kasam khushi hi khushi dil main jaga dete ho.

umar ki rah me insan badal jata hai,

waqt ki andhere me tufan badal jata hai,
sochta hu tumhe pareshan na karu,
lekin baad me irada badal jata hai.

without ur sms days r like ;moanday,tearsday,wasteday,thirstday,frightday,

sha tterday & sadday.so send me sms every day

newwwwwwwwwwwwwww
my romantic sms shayari collection part -2 ...........
kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,
ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai....
jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!
gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye,
ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye,
humne to sunai thi apni daastain-e-dil unko,
vo jalim samjhe gazal aur wah wah kar gaye,
unki julfo ke tale hum zamana bhula dete hain,
vo ek nazar se kitne armaan jaga dete hain,
isqe to unko bhi hai humse ye jaanta hain hum,
phir bhi na kah kar kyoin vo iss dil ko saza dete hain
muskan tere hoton se kabhi jaaye na,
aansun tere palkon pe kabhi aaye na,
poora ho tera har khwab,
aur jo poora na ho woh khwab kabhi aaye na..........
na misaal milegi tere husn ki iss kaynaat main,
tu itni kasis bhari khoobsurti kahain se layi hai,
labo hain maykhane aur ankhain chalakte pamane,
aye khuda jaane aaj kis kis ki shamat aye hai.
jalate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah
teri zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye
seh jate hai har chubhan ko apne pairon tale
teri rahon main phool bhichane ke liye
yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte??
yakin har rishte ki buniyaad hota hain ,
tut jaaye agar to judna mushkil hota hain ,
kehna aasan hain humain yakin nahi hain tumpe,
lekin dard is cheez ka be-panah hota hain.
aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
ispar aansu tadap kar bola,
itne logo me apko tanha paate hai,
isliye chale aate hai!
darta huin kahin main pagal na ban gaoin,
teekhi nazar aur sunahre roop ka kayal na ban gaoin,
ab bas bhi kar zalim kuch to raham kha mujhe per,
chali ja meri nazro se door kahin main shayar na ban jaoin,
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dekhi hai humne duniya jahaan husne-e-bazar ke,
too uhin ruk jaye hamari nazar ye itni sasti nahi,
koi hoor, koi noor ya koi zannat ki pari ho to kya,
dava hai hamara tik jaye tere samne aisi koi hast nahi
palko ke kinare humne bhigoye hi nahi,
woh sochte hai hum roye hi nahi,
woh puchte hai khwabon me kise dekhte ho,
hum hai ki ek umr se soye hi nahi...
tere pyaar mein mere sanam,
hum khud se mulaquat kar bhete
chalte chalte bas yunhi achanak,
hum zindagi se mulaquat kar bhete.

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dil ka haal bata na paye,
pyaar unse jata na paye,
mushkil jaane ye baat kyu hoti hai,
ek shabd bhi unse keh na paaye…
kashish honi chaiye yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jate hain.
waqt hona chaiye sath guzarne ke liye,
bahane to apne aap mil jate hain.
jagaya unhone aisa ki aaj tak so na sake,
rulaya unhone aisa ke sabke samne ro bhi na sake,
jaane kya baat thi unme,
jabse mana unhe apna tabse kisi ke ho na sake.
heart can skip beat for a while,
memories can be kept in a file,
a desert can replace the nile,
but nothing can stop a smile,
when your name comes on my screen

you can fall from a mountain,

you can fall from a tree,
but the best way to fall,
is to fall in love with me.
when someone loves you,
u never realise it,when you realise it,
its too late,
you always love the one,
that leaves you,
and leave the one,
that loves you.
yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj bhi
milnay ki aarzooain trastii hain aaj bhi
ankhain hazaar zabt ki koshish kay bawajood
ruk ruk kay baar baar barstii hain aaj bhi
phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai,
dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai,
yeh nahi kehte ki roj milo,
bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai.
"zinda rahe toh phir milenge".
magar aap se mil ke
ish dil ne mehasoos kiya hai ki,
"aapse milte rahe toh zinda rahenge".
yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
jise hum pah nahi sakte
usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.
tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
dil mein tumhari apni kami chod jayenge,
aankhon mein intezar ki lakir chod jayenge,
yaad rakhna dhundte rahooge humhe,
pyar ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.
yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna,
hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna.
yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishte ka koi naam ho,
per dosti ka ehsaas kabhi dil se kam na karna.
pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga,
jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga.
ruth gaya woh khuda bhi humse,
jab humne apni har duwa mein unka saath maanga.
tere waade pe hum ne bharosa kiya...,
kuchh to ulfat ka tum bhi haq nibhaaya karo...;
hum bhi hamraaz hain tum bhi hamraaz ho...,
dil ki baat humse na chhupaaya karo..!!!

SHAYARI

SHAYARI:1
Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo
Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo
Phir bhi na dikhe agar toh chashma badal kar dekh lo !!!

SHAYARI: 2
Tum itna jo muskura rahe ho
Tum itna jo muskura rahe ho
Janab, saason ki badbu faila rahe ho !!!
SHAYARI: 3
Kaliyon ka chaman tab banta hai
Kaliyon ka chaman tab banta hai
Jab kisi shaayar se sher aage nahi banta hai !!!

SHAYARI : 4
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chaand bhi sharma gaya
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chaand bhi sharma gaya
Bhoot ne jab tumko dekha,
bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!!

SHAYARI : 5
Jab deep jale aana, Jab shaam dhale aana
Jab deep jale aana, Jab shaam dhale aana
Address na mile to vaapis chale jaana !!!

SHAYARI : 6
Kaun kehta hai Dost tumse hamari Judaai hogi,
Ye Khabar kissi aur ne Udaai hogi,
Shaan se rahenge aapke Dil mae hum,
Itne mail mae Humne kuchh toh Jagah banaai hogi.

SHAYARI : 7
dosti mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata,
apne hisse ki khusiya bhi de du tujhe,
aye dost tera utra hua chehra dekha nahi jata

SHAYARI : 8
Botal chupa dena kafan mein meri,
Shamshan mein piya karunga,
Jab mange ge hisab khuda..
To unhe bhi ek peg bana kar diya karunga.

SHAYARI : 9
Aasmaan aaj phir se roya hai,
Naakaam Aashiqon ke haar mein ek aur moti piroya hai,
Koi to bataaye kahan mera mehboob khoya hai,
mohabbat ki kabr mein mera yeh pyaar soya hai

SHAYARI : 10
Mohabbat ke naam se darte thhey
Dil ki dhadkan dhadka gaya koi
Hum anjaani raahon pe chal rahe thhey
Achaanak hi manzil dikha gaya koi

SHAYARI : 11
Mere saath tum ho ya meri parchhaai hai
Na jaane kis mukaam pe mohabbat humein le aayi hai
Bheed mein hoon phir bhi kyun tanhai chhai hai

SHAYARI : 12
~*~Meri Zindagi~*~
Kuch Masoom Say Jazbey Hain,
Kuch Un-dekhay Sapney Hain,
Mager Woh Naheen Janta Shayad...!!!
Meri bhi Zindagi To .............Hai..!!!!!!

Tufan mein kashti ko kinare bhi milte hain

jahaan mein logon ko sahare bhi milte hain
duniya mein sabse pyari hai zindagi
kuch log zindagi se pyare bhi milte hain.

Har kadam pe imtihaan leti hai Zindagi

Her waqt naye sadme deti hai Zindagi
Hum Zindagi se shikwa kaise kare?
Aap Jaise Pyaare Dost Bi tho deti hai Zindagi.

Zindagi mein hamesha naye log milenge

Kahi Zyaada tho kahi kam milenge
Aitbaar zara sochkar karna
Mumkin nahi her jagah tumhe ARBAAZ hii milegi.

SHAYARI : 13
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti

SHAYARI : 14
Makhmali Chaddar
mein ek nadiya si bahnay lagi thi
ki tum toofaan ban kar aa gaye
baha kar meray mann kay bandh
tum hawa ka jhonkha ban ud gaye
meri asha kay deep jhilmilaye thay
ek pal mein bhujha kar chalay gaye
kyon mein tumko rok nahin paati
kyon mein tumko bhool nahin paati
pagali si mein dekhti rah jaati hoon
varsha ritu ki baadh jaaisay
meray mann ko rondh jaatay ho
rahe jaati hai tumhaari yaadein
makhmali chaddar si beechi
meray mann kay har konay par...

SHAYARI : 15
Khud Hee Ho Jata Hai...
Ishq to khud hee ho jaata hai…
Dil bhi apna kho jaata hai…
Jab aisa ho jaata hai…
To dil bekaraar ho jaata hai.

Kyun hota hain humko pyaar…

Mujhko nahi pata yaar.

Itna zaroor pata hai mujhko…

Ek din ye bhi hoga tumko.

Jab hoga tumko pyaar…

Hawa mein udoge tum bhi yaar…
Khush rahoge hardam tum…
Pyaar karoge pyaar se tum.

Aaj tumne jisko dekha hai…

Shayad who hee tumhara apna hai…
Abhi chalega pata nahi…
Intezaar mein rahna har ghadi

SHAYARI :16
Pata nahi kyun...
Humein hota hai pyaar…
Aur ye dil bekaraar…
Magar aisa kyun hota…
Pata nahi mere yaar.

Jab milte nahi…

Baat karte nahi…
To kyun aisa lagta hai…
Maksad pura hua nahi.

Kuch karte nahi hum…

Bas sapne dekhte hain hum…
Kyun aisa hota hai…
Bata mere sanam.

Yaad aati hai bahut…

Jaan jaati hai bahut…
Magar mil nahi hum paate…
Yeh achcha nahi bahut.

Humein hota hai pyaar…

Aur ye dil bekaraar…
Magar aisa kyun hota…
Pata nahi mere yaar.

SHAYARI : 17
!" Dil Mein Number
Mowka tha suhag raat ka,
Choudabi ka chaand ka.

Miya ne akar Begum ka Ghunghat uthaya aur bola -

"Begum apto mere Chawthi Number wali jaisse ho!"
Begum ne kaha - "Ye aap kya kah rahen hai?
Mere Dil ko aap chur chur kar rahen hai."
Ruth ke boli - "Kitne ladki aayi aap ke jindegi mein?
Mera Number kya hai app ke Dil me?"

"Tum to Awwal Number ho" - Miya ne kaha

Sunkar Khusi ke mare Ucchal pari Begum Saheba, aur boli.. "ooo Khalid Miya bhi mere
Awwal Number theh
Par ab to Aap hai na?"

Sohar bola - "Ye Aap kya Farma rahi hain"

Begum Mushkurakar boli - "Thora Tajurba Mujhe Bhi Hai

Yaadein
Zindgi mein to tumhari aa na sake, ab khwaabon mein chale aate hain
Tum laakh nazrein pher lo sanam, hum phir bhi chale aate hain

Kahne ko to tum bhul chuki thi, phir bhi anjaane mein pukarti ho
Tum kabhi bhuli nahin thi, sirf jaankar anjaane mein pukarti ho

Mann to mann hai, mann ko kya kahena

Hum aayenge sapno mein, sapno ko kya kahena

Azeez bewafa nahin, tum paas aao ya na aao,

Wo mar ke bhi mara nahin, uski yaadon ko gale se lagao......!!
Tujhe Yaad Karta Hoon..
Aanken band kar bhi, hum tera deedar karte hain,
Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.
Lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta,
Saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.
Aakhiri pal tak o bewafaa, tujehe yaad karta hoon,
Teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon

aaj fir dil hai kuchh udaas udaas

jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai
aaj fir palkon pe pani hai
bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai

Udaas Dil aaj fir dil hai kuchh udaas udaas

jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai
aaj fir palkon pe pani hai
bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai

aaj fir dil hai kuchh udaas udaas

jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai
aaj fir palkon pe pani hai
bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai

Ke Manzilein Aur Bhi Hai

Har muqaam pe lagta hai ke manzilein aur bhi hai
Raasta abhi baaki hai bahut ke manzilein aur bhi hai

Saahil se takarakar laut jaati hai har lehar

Saahil uske aur bhi hai ke manzilein aur bhi hai

Dhal jaata hai suraj bhi har shaam

Subahe abhi aur bhi hai ke manzilein aur bhi hai

Jindagi mana humne dhadkano ki mohtaaz hai

Saanse abhi aur bhi hai ke manzilein aur bhi hai

*** UMMID ***

Mayoos mat hona yeh aik gunnah hota hai
Milta wahi hai jo qismat main likha hota hai

Har cheez miley humain yeh zaroori tou nahi

Kuch cheezon ka zikar doosre jahan main hota hai
Jo khud ko kostey hain woh shayed bekhabar hain
Kuch paalene ka ikhtiyar khud pe bhi hota hai

Har aik ko barsar-e-ilzam kiun thehrayein hum

Apne samne bhi tou aik ayeena hota hai

Hum apni zindagi se kiun haar jayein

Gar doobta hai sooraj tou kal bhi ujala hota hai

Udaas Dil
aaj fir dil hai kuchh udaas udaas
jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai
aaj fir palkon pe pani hai
bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai

Yaadein
Zindgi mein to tumhari aa na sake, ab khwaabon mein chale aate hain
Tum laakh nazrein pher lo sanam, hum phir bhi chale aate hain

Kahne ko to tum bhul chuki thi, phir bhi anjaane mein pukarti ho
Tum kabhi bhuli nahin thi, sirf jaankar anjaane mein pukarti ho

Mann to mann hai, mann ko kya kahena

Hum aayenge sapno mein, sapno ko kya kahena

Azeez bewafa nahin, tum paas aao ya na aao,

Wo mar ke bhi mara nahin, uski yaadon ko gale se lagao......!!

Tujhe Yaad Karta Hoon..

Aanken band kar bhi, hum tera deedar karte hain,
Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.
Lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta,
Saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.
Aakhiri pal tak o bewafaa, tujehe yaad karta hoon,
Teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon.

Kaise Sakoon Paoon..

kaise sakoon paoon jo tumhe na dekh paoon
kaise dil ko samjhaoon, jo tumhe na pass paoon

satatee hai mujhe meri apni hee wafain

dil ko aa jaata sakoon jo milti teri wafain
tadpaati hain yaadein aur berang hain nigahein
apne dil ke zakhm, kis kis ko mai deekhaoon

teri bewafai ko log kehte hain teri majboori

mai apni majboorian kahan tak ginaoon

meri wafaon ka mujhe ye sila mila hai

muffat mei huey badnaam aur dil chhalni hua hai

mila ke najar ab tumse aur kaun se gazal sunaoon

kaise sakoon paaon jo tumhe...

Pyar Ek Ibaadat
Na mai Kamzor hoon, na mera Pyar
Kaun Darata hai iss Zamane sei
Kyun inse Bayan karu Mai Apna Pyar
Kyun Labo pe Layou Mai Unka Naam
Pyar ki Hakkikat kaya Duniya jane
Pyar to veh Ibaadat hai Jo Dil mein Umre
Aur Aankhon se Bayan Ho!

Anjaane...
Anjaane logon se kabhi kabhi
ek rishta sa ban jaata hai
bina mile, bina kuch kahe...
par ham chod dete hain in rishton ke najuk dhagon ko
jaise band mutthi se ret jaati hai phisal
nahin baandhte inko dil ke dhadkano se
kya tumhe kabhi chua hai kisi ajnabee ne
kya tumne kabhi sajaaye hain khwab kisi ajnabee ke
kya himmat kiya hain un khwabon ko sach karwane ka
ya phir chupke se un sapon ko aanchal mein odhe jee liya hai yunhi...

Pardes mein
Pardes mein yaad jab teri ati he..
Dil rota he, ankh bhar ati he..
Kya gunah kiya tha hamne?
Pardes mein yaad jab teri ati he..

Kesi yeh ajeeb pareshani he..

Yaad bhi teri ek pareshani he..
Kabhi to sakoon milega dil ko
Kesi yeh ajeeb pareshani he..
Din lambe, Raaten bhi lambi hein..
Yaad mein hosh bhula bethe hein..
Talaash ki justujo kise nehi
Din lambe, Raaten bhi lambi hein..

Dil ke darwaze pe dastak ho rahi he..

Aaj pirr ek yaad sata rahi he..
Dil ki gehrayon me jhaank ke dekh..
Pardes me aaj phirr teri yaad aa rahi he..

Gairon ke Zakham
Aap gahraion ki baat karte ho
Aap gahraion ki baat karte ho
Humne apnoko azmaya hai
Log kanton se bachke chalte hain
Log kanton se bachke chalte hain
Humne phoolon se zakham khaye hain

For your Eyes

Teri LOVELY EYES ne
mujpe ek EFFECT kiya hai,
ki maine sabko REJECT karke
tujko SELECT kiya hai!
SELECT kiya maine pyar se
Dil nahi todna mera INKAAR se!!

Eyes on Petals
Dali dali dali har dali per nazar dali, har chaman per dali,
jis dali per nazar dali woh mali ne kaat dali.
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Sword & Eyes (Talwar & Nayan)

Katla karna hai to NAYAN se kar,
Katla karna hai to NAYAN se kar,
TALWAR mein kya rakha hai
ki na ho takleef,
ki na ho takleef,
Mujhe sir jhukane ki
aur tumhein TALWAR Uthaaney ki
VALUE
To realize The value of a sister
Ask someone Who doesn't have one.

To realize The value of ten years:

Ask a newly Divorced couple.

To realize The value of four years:

Ask a graduate.

To realize The value of one year:

Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.

To realize The value of nine months:

Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize The value of one month:

Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby.

To realize The value of one week:

Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize The value of one hour:

Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize The value of one minute:

Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize The value of one-second:

Ask a person Who has survived an accident.

To realize The value of one millisecond:

Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics

Time waits for no one.

Treasure every moment you have.

You will treasure it even more when

you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend: Lose one.

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Means of ABC For A FRIEND

A Friend....
( A )ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
( D )oesn't give up on you
( E )nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
( F )orgives your mistakes
( G )ives unconditionally
( H )elps you
( I )nvites you over
( J )ust "be" with you
( K )eeps you close at heart
( L )oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality

Asalaamualaikum Dua Protection ALLAH HUMMA INNI AUZUBEKA MINAL BARSI

WAL JUNUNI WAL JUZAAAMI WA SAY-YEY-HIL AS QAAM

May Allah save all Ummah from all the deceases.ameen

BEST PLACES TO KISS

 Behind their ear.

 Tip of their nose.
 Back of their neck.
 Underside of their forearm.
 Curve of their waist.
 Palm of their hand.
 Inside their wrist.
 Under their chin.
 Their eyelids.
 Inside of their ankle.
 Their collar bone.
 Tips of their fingers.
 Their spine.
 Small of their back.
 Their tummy.
 Behind their knees.

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Bring it on! >:/
Dancing \:D/
Shame on you [-X
Peace! :)>-
Feeling beat up b-(
Whistling :-"
Cha-ching! $-)
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Do u know the full form of ABCDEFG? Its'A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl' now
reverse the order :GFEDCBA 'Girls Forget Everything Done and Catches Boy Again!!!

7 qualities to be a perfect woman: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet,

Truthful Self-Organised In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S

MeN ALWAYS say 'I LOVE YOU' to GiRLS but!!whats the true meaning of this? 'I' am
'L'ooking 'O'ut 4 'V'aginal 'E'ntry 'Y'ou must take 'O'ff ur 'U'nderwear!

>-) :)