Proclamation

Of the Supreme Oracle

O N T H E M A T T E R O F

Perkuasa

A N D T H E L E S S E R ORDERS
 TU KUASA MI KUASA

P UBLIC N OTICE

WHEREAS IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION

that Certain Quarters have Arisen of late to strive as
Champions of uncertain Causes, thereby causing
Confusion among the many Peoples of this Noble Land;

AND WHEREAS IT BEHOOVES US

to ensure the Domestic Tranquillity among our Peoples,
that they not descend to Fractional squabbling among the
Halves, Thirds, Eighths and Sixteenths seeking to
overcome the claims of Certain Quarters, and to thereby
Bring Down the Supreme One and Better Half;

NOW THEREFORE, BY THE POWERS INVESTED IN ME

by Diverse Book Makers, and in the name of the Supreme
Oracle (not Larry Ellison), do We make the following
Proclamation
 • THE PUBLIC ARE HEREBY REQUIRED to form
themselves into Caucuses of like-minded
people.

• TO MEET THE OBJECTIVES OF ONE MALAYSIA,

each Caucus is permitted to Champion only
one Cause

• EACH MEMBER OF THE PUBLIC is permitted to be

a member of only one Caucus

• ANYONE NOT A MEMBER of a Caucus is classified

as One Without a Cause, referred to as the
Nons

• ALL MEMBERS OF THE NONS are permitted to

Argue only among Themselves

• MEMBERS OF A CAUCUS, referred to in shorts as

Caucasians, may Argue with the Nons

• MEMBERS OF THE NONS shall not argue back

 T H E F O L L O W I N G ,

our Well Beloved Servants

are hereby declared as Caucasians,

having formed a valid Caucus:

Lompatkuasa

What, me worry?
Kementerian Tahanan

What, we worry?
O Mama-maha-kuasa

Let us prey
Rosmahahaha-maha-kuasa

Be worried, buy force of arms

 Apco kuasa

You! Non! Worry!

 Given under
the Great Seal of the Jabulani

Majulah Sukan Untuk Negara

SAYA YANG TAK IKUT PERINTAH

Sotong Kuasa
ARMS AND THE MAN: THE POWER OF EIGHT
 P O S T S C R I P T

Depa kasar

What? They not worried?

 © 2010 uppercaise

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