The Most Idiotic Face bookers

By

Sadaf Fayyaz

Type 1: “Hi, can you chat with me?” (Though your chat box is open and your status is online)

Type 2: “Hey, where are you from, what you do?” (Everything is mentioned in profile)

Type 3: “Are you busy this time?” (No, I am having fun)

Type 4: “Why are you single?” (I should have appointed you as a marriage witness)

Type 5: “Do I know you?” (No, I sent a request for time pass)

Type 6: “What music do you like?” (I took thirty minutes to fill music section in FB profile)

Type 7: “Hi, where do you work?” (Is it my CV that you are looking for?)

Type 8: “How old are you?” (The FB DOB section I haven’t left empty)

Type 9: “Are you a photographer? Did you take these pictures yourself?” (I am a dumb, bought
a canon, and lend it to my neighbors to use my copyrights on my images.”)

Type 10: “Hi, it is urgent. Please help me. Accept my Farmville gift.” (Such a hasty level of
urgency)

Type 11: “Is this your original picture on profile?” (No, that is an actress who played movie
roles)

Type 12: “How old is the profile picture? Are you still like that?” (No, all my teeth are broken
now)