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White Female Comedian Uses Gender Card to Make Racist

Jokes
In a shocking turn of events at Tuesday nights open-mic night,
comedian Jane Summers faced an overwhelmingly hostile crowd at
the XX RSL when she played her popular gender card to embark
upon a series of meta-rants about immigrants, the Middle East
I dont understand, its always worked before, she wondered,
bemused at the response.
I didnt obviously mean it.
Of course I understand intersectionality. My thesis was on XX. Dont
tell me
Without explanation, Summers immediately turned around and
refused to
Comedy-goers were none too pleased however.
Critics call her edgy, we call her a fucking idiot.

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He kept apologizing the whole way through, the girl said, not
wishing to be named after her brief non-consensual first date with
Todd.
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Stung by WASPs
White student trying on friends headscarf accidentally coopted onto university brochure
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bend it like Beckham
Its been a couple of weeks now, and Ive been safe so far, she
grinned, although the grin quickly vanished when asked about other
girls experiences.
Nothing too crazy, just standard questions about doing the
downward dog and stuff. The tricky thing is, I cant tell if its
because Im an ethnic-looking woman, or

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Article
White Teacher Heaps Self-Congratulatory Praise For
Successfully Pronouncing Foreign Name
Attributes to two weeks spent in Cabramatta
Progressive able-bodied white male loses oppression
Olympics; cries on camera
Thirty-five year old XX XX was set to challenge
His main rival, the renowned bisexual daughter of XX and XX
The final consisted of three fierce rounds of
I cant believe it, XX said, reportedly stunned after his loss. I
thought my sheer progressiveness would get me through this.
Im university-educated and consider myself an intellectual. My
liberal childhood upbringing in a 90 per cent white middle-class
suburb gives me the perfect platform to champion the
disadvantages of people who may not look like me, sound like me,
think like me or live like me.
I deserved to win and be congratulated for the enormous efforts I
made.

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