Drew Linarelli

Miss Skirtich
English 10: Honors World Literature
2 April 2016
My Nine circles of Hell

Circle One; Verbal Profanity

The sinners in circle one are the people who speak curse one another and use
foul language. There are three Bolgias in Circle one, the people who speak
profanity against ones neighbor, family, and God. The people who curse their
neighbors have no mouths and walk around in a circle with tears that fill their
eyes since they have internal hurt from hurting others with their words. The
people who curse their family are cursed at by massive birds while standing
in a chamber being starved for eternity. The people who curse God too have
their mouths sewn shut, and are screamed at for eternity. The three sinners in
this circle are Marshawn Lynch (Bolgia one), Luc Madonna (Bolgia two), and
Arian Foster (Bolgia three).

Circle Two; Racists

The sinners in circle two are the people who are judge or hate people
because of their race. Their punishment is to be painted different colors with
paint that burns the skin of the sinner. The sinner we will find here is Hulk
Hogan.

Circle Three; Bullies

The sinners in circle three are the people who hurt other people mentally or
physically to intentionally make them feel bad. Their punishment is to be
hung on poles by their underwear while being made fun of by animals. The
sinner we find here is the bully Merrill form the movie In a Nutshell.

Circle Four; Liars

The sinners in this circle are the people who tell false statements on purpose.
There punishment is that they must constantly eat sewage, since all they
speak is crap. The sinner we will find here is Hilary Clinton.

Circle Five; Violence

This circle consists of two Bolgias the violent against ones neighbors and the
violent against ones family. The sinners who are violent against ones
neighbors are constantly harmed in unexpected ways since they harmed
people on earth unexpectedly. The sinners who are violent against their
family are trapped in a glass box while his or her family members harass him

or her of their wrong doings, leaving them with eternal guilt. The sinners you
will find here are Hitler (Bolgia one) and OJ Simpson (Bolgia 2).
Circle Six; Atheists

The sinners here are the people who do not believe in God. Their punishment
is to be bossed around by a giant, since they never felt the need to be bossed
around or helped by God. The sinner in this circle is Brian Griffin from the TV
show Family Guy.

Circle Seven; the Disrespectful

The sinners in this circle are the people who disrespect one another. Their
punishment is to be whipped/disrespected by large demons over and over
again. The sinner here is Jack Cornetti.

Circle Eight; The stealers

The sinners in this circle are the people who steal things from other people.
Their punishment is to have their body parts stolen away by large birds for
eternity. Their body parts continue to grow back and then get stolen again.
The sinner here is the Grinch and Ben Roethlisberger.

Circle Nine; the Traitors

This circle is divided into 3 Bolgias, the traitors against neighbors, families,
and nations. The sinners who betray their neighbors are eternally stuck in ice.
The sinners who betray their families are constantly abused by their family
physically by being hit with golf clubs. Finally the sinners who betray their
nations are constantly chased and killed by angry riots. The main sinners in
this circle is Robin from Batman (Bolgia one), my friend Jimmy Carbone
(Bolgia two), and Lebron James (Bolgia three).