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By SAM SHEPARD
EDDIE:(
seated,tossinggloveonthetable.)
(
short
pause
)
May,look.May?Imnotgoinanywhere.See?
Imrighthere.Imnotgone.Look
(
Shewont.)
Idont
knowwhyyouwontjustlookatme.Youknowits
me.Whoelsedoyouthinkitis.
(Pause)
Youwant
somewaterorsomethin?Huh?
(Hegetsupslowly,
EDDIE:Horses.
MAY:Pussy.
EDDIE:Comeon,May.
goescautiouslytoher,strokesherheadsoftly,shestays
MAY:Theysmelllikemetal.
still.)
May?Comeon.Youcantjustsitaroundhere
likethis.Howlongyoubeensittinhereanyway?
EDDIE:Imnotgonnastartthisshit.
Youwantmetogooutsideandgetyousomething?
Somepotatochipsorsomething?
(
Shesuddenlygrabs MAY:Richpussy.Veryclean.
hisclosestlegwithbotharmsandholdstightburyingher
headbetweenhisknees.
)
Imnotgonnaleave.Dont
EDDIE:Yeah,sure.
worry.Imnotgonnaleave.Imstayinrighthere.I
alreadytoldyathat.
(
Shesqueezestightertohisleg,he MAY:Youknowitstrue.
juststandsthere,strokesherheadsoftly.)
May?Letgo,
okay?Honey?Illputyoubackinbed.Okay?
(
She
EDDIE:Icametoseeyouifyouwereallright.
grabshisotherlegandholdsontighttoboth.)
Comeon.
Illputyouinbedandmakeyousomehotteaor
MAY:Idontneedyou!
somethin.Youwantsometea?
(
Sheshakesherhead
violently,keepsholdingon.
)
Withlemon?Some
EDDIE:Okay.
(turnstogo,collectshisgloveand
Ovaltine?May,yougottaletgoofmenow,okay?
buckingstrap)
Fine.
(
Pause,thenshepusheshimawayandreturnstoher
originalposition.
)
Nowjustlaybackandtrytorelax.
MAY:Dontgo!
(
Hestartstotrytopushherbackgentlyonthebedashe
pullsbacktheblankets.Sheeruptsfuriously,leapingoff
EDDIE:Imgoin.
bedandlashingoutathimwithherfists.Hebacksoff.
Shereturnstobedandstaresathimwildeyedandangry,
faceshimsquarely.
)
(Heexitsstageleftdoor,slammingitbehindhimthedoor
booms.)
herhead.)
MAY:
(agonizedscream)
Dontgo!!!
MAY:No!
EDDIE:Well,whatdoyouwantthen?
MAY:Yousmell.
EDDIE:Ismell.
MAY:Youdo.
EDDIE:Ibeendrivinfordays.
MAY:Yourfingerssmell.
EDDIE:WhatamIgonnado?Huh?WhatamI
supposedtodo?
EDDIE:
(
afterpause
)
Youwantmetogo?
(Sheshakes
(Shegrabspillow,clutchingittoherchestthenthrows
herselffacedownonbed,moaningandmovingfromone
endofthebedtotheotheronherelbowsandknees.
EDDIEisheardreturningtostageleftdooroutside.She
leapsoffbedclutchingpillow,standsupstagerightofbed,
facingstageleftdoor.EDDIEentersstageleftdoor,
bangingitbehindhim.Hesleftthegloveandbucking
strapoffstage.Theystandtherefacingeachotherfora
second.Hemakesamovetowardher.MAYretreatsto
extremeupstagerightcornerofroomclutchingpillowto
herchest.EDDIEstaysagainstleftwall,facingher.)
MAY:Youknow.
EDDIE:What.
MAY:Youregonnaeraseme.
EDDIE:Whatreyoutalkinabout?
MAY:Youreeithergonnaerasemeorhaveme
erased.
EDDIE:WhywouldIwantthat?Areyoukidding?
MAY:BecauseImintheway.
EDDIE:Dontbestupid.
MAY:Imsmarterthanyouareandyouknowit.Ican
smellyourthoughtsbeforeyoueventhinkem.
(EDDIEmovesalongwalltoupstageleftcorner.MAY
holdshergroundinoppositecorner.)
EDDIE:May,Imtryintotakecareofyou.Allright?
MAY:No,yourenot.Yourejustguilty.Gutlessand
guilty.
EDDIE:Great.
(Hemovesdownlefttotable,stickingclosetowall.)
(Pause)
Twoseparateknives.Oneforherandoneforyou.
(Sheslamswallwithherelbow.Wallresonates.)
Sothe
blooddoesntmix.Imgonnatortureherfirstthough.
Notyou.Imjustgonnaletyouhaveit.Probablyin
themidstofakiss.Rightwhenyouthinkeverythings
beenhealedup.Rightinthemomentwhenyoure
sureyouvegotmebuffaloed.Thatswhenyoulldie.
(Shearrivesextremedownrightattheverylimitsofthe
set.EDDIEintheextremeupleftcorner.Pause)
EDDIE:YouknowhowmanymilesIwentouttamy
wayjusttocomehereandseeyou?Yougotany
idea?
MAY:Nobodyaskedyoutocome.
EDDIE:Twothousand,fourhundredandeighty.
MAY:Yeah?Wherewereyou,Katmanduor
something?
EDDIE:Twothousand,fourhundredandeighty
miles.
MAY:Sowhat!
(Hedropshishead,staresatfloor.Pause.Shestaresat
him.Hebeginstomoveslowlydownleft,stickingcloseto
wallashespeaks.)
EDDIE:Imissedyou.Idid.Imissedyoumorethan
anythingIevermissedinmywholelife.Ikeptthinkin
MAY:
(quietly,stayingincorner)
Imgonnakillherya
aboutyouthewholetimeIwasdriving.Keptseeing
know.
you.Sometimesjustapartofyou.
EDDIE:Who?
MAY:Whichpart?
MAY:Who.
EDDIE:Yourneck.
EDDIE:Donttalklikethat.
MAY:Myneck?
(MAYslowlybeginstomovedownstagerightasEDDIE
EDDIE:Yeah.
simultaneouslymovesupleft.Bothofthempressthe
wallsasthemove)
MAY:Youmissedmyneck?
MAY:Iam.ImgonnakillherandthenImgonnakill
you.Systematically.Withsharpknives.
2
EDDIE:Imissedallofyoubutyourneckkept
comingupforsomereason.Ikeptcryingaboutyour
neck.
MAY:Crying?
EDDIE:
(Hestopsbystageleftdoor.Shestaysdown
right.)
Yeah.Weeping.Likealittlebaby.
Uncontrollable.Itwouldjuststartupandstopand
thenstartupalloveragain.Formiles.Icouldntstop
it.Carswouldpassmeontheroad.Peoplewould
stareatme.Myfacewasalltwistedup.Icouldnt
stopmyface.
MAY:Wasthisbeforeorafteryourlittleflingwiththe
Countess?
EDDIE:
(Hebangshisheadintowall.Wallbooms.)
TherewasntanyflingwithanyCountess!
MAY:Yourealiar.
EDDIE:Itookherouttodinneronce,okay?
MAY:Ha!
EDDIE:Immovinit.Igotapieceofgroundupin
Wyoming.
MAY:Wyoming?Areyoucrazy?Imnotmovingto
Wyoming.Whatsupthere?MarlboroMen?
EDDIE:Youcantstayhere.
MAY:Whynot?Igotajob.Imaregularcitizenhere
now.
EDDIE:Yougotajob?
MAY:
(Shemovesbackdowntoheadofbed)Y
eah.
Whatdyouthink,Iwashelpless?
EDDIE:No.Imeanitsbeenalongtimesinceyou
hadajob.
MAY:Imacook.
EDDIE:Acook?Youcantevenflipanegg,can
you?
MAY:Imnottalkintoyouanymore!
(Shemovesupstagerightwall.)
(Sheturnsawayfromhim,runsintobathroom,slamsdoor
behindher.EDDIEgoesafterher,triesdoorbutshes
lockedit.)
EDDIE:Twice.
MAY:Youwerebumpingheronaregularbasis!
Dontgimmethatshit.
EDDIE:Youcanbelievewhateveryouwant.
MAY:
(Shestopsbybathroomdoor,oppositeEDDIE.)
Ill
believethetruth!Itslessconfusing.
(Pause)
EDDIE:Imtakinyouback,May.
(Shetossespillowonbedandmovestoupstageright
corner.)
MAY:Imnotgoingbacktothatidiottrailerifthats
whatyouthink.
EDDIE:
(Atbathroomdoor)
May,Igoteverything
workedout.Ibeenthinkinaboutthisforweeks.Im
gonnamovethetrailer.Buildalittlepipecorralto
keepthehorses.Haveabigvegetablegarden.
Somechickensmaybe.
MAY:
(Unseen,behindbathroomdoor)
Ihatechickens!
Ihatehorses!Ihateallthatshit!Youknowthat.You
gotmeconfusedwithsomebodyelse.Youkeep
cominupherewiththissamecountrydreamlifewith
chickensandvegetablesandIcantstandanyofit.It
makesmepuketoeventhinkaboutit.
EDDIE:(EDDIEhascrossedstageleftduringthis,
stopsattable.)Youllgetusedtoit.
MAY:
(Entersfrombathroom)
Youreunbelievable!
(Sheslamsbathroomdoor,crossesupstagetowindow.)
EDDIE:Imnotlettingoofyouthistime,May.
(Hesitsinchairupstageoftable.)
MAY:Youneverhadaholdofmetobeginwith.
(Pause)
Howmanytimeshaveyoudonethistome?
EDDIE:What.
MAY:Suckeredmeintosomedumblittlefantasyand
thendroppedmelikeahotrock.Howmanytimes
hasthathappened?
EDDIE:Itsnofantasy.
MAY:Itsallfantasy.
EDDIE:AndIneverdroppedyoueither.
MAY:No,youjustdisappeared!
EDDIE:ImherenowarentI?
MAY:Well,praiseJesusGod!
EDDIE:Imgonnatakecareofyou,May.Iam.Im
gonnastickwithyounomatterwhat.Ipromise.
MAY:Getoutahere.
(Pause)
EDDIE:Whatdyouhavetogoandrunforanyway.
MAY:Runoff?Me?
EDDIE:Yeah.Whycouldntyoujuststayput.You
knewIwascominbacktogetyou.
MAY:(
Crossingdowntoheadofbed)
Whatdoyou
thinkitslikesittininatintrailerforweeksonend
withthewindrippingthroughit?Waitinaroundfor
theButanetoarrive.Hikingdowntothelaundromat
Intherain.Doyouthinkthatsthrillingorsomethin?
EDDIE:
(stillsitting)
Iboughtyouallthosemagazines.
MAY:Whatmagazines?
EDDIE:Iboughtyouawholestackofthosefashion
magazinesbeforeIleft.Ithoughtyoulikedthose.
ThoseFrenchkind.
MAY:Yeah,Iespeciallylikedtheonewiththe
Countessonthecover.Thatwasrealcute.
(Pause)
EDDIE:Allright.
(Hestands)
MAY:Allright,what.
(Heturnstogooutstageleftdoor.)
MAY:Whereareyougoing?
EDDIE:Justtogetmystuffoutathetruck.Illbe
rightback.
MAY:Whatreyoumovininnoworsomething?
EDDIE:Well,IthoughtIdspendthenightifthats
okay.
MAY:Areyoukidding?
EDDIE:
(opensdoor)
ThenIlljustleave,Iguess.
MAY:
(shestands)
Wait.
(Heclosesdoor.Theystandtherefacingeachotherfora
while.Shecrossesslowlytohim.Shestops.Hetakesa
fewstepstowardher.Stops.Theybothmovecloser.
Stop.Pauseastheylookateachother.Theyembrace.
Long,tenderkiss.Theyareverysoftwitheachother.She
pullsawayfromhimslightly.Smiles.Shelookshim
straightintheeyes,thensuddenlykneeshiminthegroin
withtremendousforce.EDDIEdoublesoveranddrops
likearock.Shestandsoverhim.Pause.)
MAY:Youcantakeit,right.Youreastuntman.
(Sheexitsintobathroom,stageright,slamsthedoor
behindher.Thedoorisamplifiedwithmicrophonesanda
bassdrumhiddenintheframesothateachtimeanactor
slamsit,thedoorboomsloudandlong.Sameistruefor
thestageleftdoor.EDDIEremainsonthefloorholdinghis
stomachinpain.Stagelightsdroptoholdtheirintensityas
aspotrisessoftlyonTHEOLDMAN.Hespeaksdirectly
toEDDIE.)