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Catch-phrases
Here are some of the slang, catch-phrases, insults, and idioms that Paul
demonstrates:
Alans or Alan Wickers: knickers; as in keep your alans on.
Arse: backside
Arseways: "I did it all arseways" = I made a complete mess of it!
Arthurs: a pint of Guinness; as in Arthur Guinness the founder.
Aul Man or Fella: father
Aul Wan: mother
Babby: baby
Bang on: perfectly correct
Banjaxed: broken, no good
Battle cruiser: the pub; rhymes with boozer
Beyant: beyond or over there
Black Mariah: police van - Paddy wagon
Black Stuff: Guinness
Blarney: nonsense
Blather: talk
Boozer: pub
Cacks: trousers - 'I was laughing me cacks off.
Cheek: Disrespect
Cheesed off: angry
Chipper: fish and chip shop
Chiseller: child
Chucker-out: bouncer
Dickey Dazzler: an over-dressed man
Do a Bunk/Flit: sneak off, usually to avoid paying the rent
Dressed to the nines: in your Sunday best
Eat the head off: attack verbally
Gawk: stare
Gobsmacked: surprised
Hoor: an all-purpose word. Someone you disapprove of can be 'a right old
hoor'
I've a throat on me: I'm thirsty
Lady Muck: a stuck-up woman
Off me/your face: high on drugs or alcohol
Plastic Paddy: someone of Irish descent who has all the clichs of Irishness
Poteen: illegal spirits
Praities: potatoes
Ructions: arguing or commotion
Shenanagans: horse-play
Thick: stupid (thick as a ditch, thick as a brick, thick as a (short) plank)
Vexed: upset
And as he explores the above scenarios and encounters, these are some of the
words and phrases you hear him use:
I been without real food for month.
Listen for the tumblers.
He cut his throat and threw him out the window.
Warn everyone in town.
Its the end of the world.
Down to the boozer to get off your face.
Get down. Hide.
Are you thick, missus.
Im no lawyer, Im no judge. I refuse.
Do you think Im thick?
I was off me face. Id had fourteen arthurs.
Sure I wish Id never seen the thing.
Now you young chiselers. Put the powder in first.
Free arthurs for the whole lot of youse.
Young lazy good for nothing. Get your arse down to the stable.
Well talk in the morning.
Ill cut your throat. Ill have your arse.
Has there been a spell?
Sure Ive a throat on me. Stop at this shebeen and get some
poteen.
Theres an ogre that lives in that wood. And the wee folksll get
you. Theres a haint.
Yes I slew the dragon. I biled my tay with his fiery breath. You
Dialect features
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Well, here's a story for you: Sarah Perry was a veterinary nurse
who had been working daily at an old zoo in a deserted district of the
territory, so she was very happY to start a new job at a superb private
practice in North Square near the Duke Street Tower. That area was much
nearer for her and more to her liking. Even so, on her first morning, she felt
stressed. She ate a bowl of porridge, checked herself in the mirror and
washed her face in a hurry. Then she put on a plain yellow dress and a fleece
jacket, picked up her kit and headed for work. When she got there, there was
a woman with a goose waiting for her. The woman gave Sarah an official
lettER from the vet. The letter implied that the animal could be suffering
from a rare form of foot and mouth disease, which was surprising, because
normally you would only expect to see it in a dog or a goat. Sarah was
sentimental, so this made her feel sorry for the beautiful bird.
Before long, that itchy goose began to strut around the office like
a lunatic, which made an unsanitary mess. The goose's owner, Mary
Harrison, kept calling, "CommA, Comma," which Sarah thought was an odd
choice for a name. Comma was strong and huge, so it would take some
force to trap her, but Sarah had a different idea. First, she tried gently
stroking the goose's lower back with her palm, then singing a tune to her.
Finally, she administered ether. Her efforts were not futile. In no time, the
goose began to tire, so Sarah was able to hold onto Comma and give her a
relaxing bath.
Once Sarah had managed to bathe the goose, she wiped her off
with a cloth and laid her on her right side. Then Sarah confirmed the vets
diagnosis. Almost immediately, she remembered an effective treatment that
required her to measure out a lot of medicine. Sarah warned that this course
of treatment might be expensiveeither five or six times the cost of
penicillin. I cant imagine paying so much, but Mrs. Harrisona millionaire
lawyerthought it was a fair price for a cure.
Comma Gets a Cure and derivative works may be used freely for any
purpose without special permission, provided the present sentence and the
following copyright notification accompany the passage in print, if
reproduced in print, and in audio format in the case of a sound recording:
Copyright 2000 Douglas N. Honorof, Jill McCullough & Barbara Somerville.
All rights reserved.