Sanjana: Jason

Jeff: Talia
Steven: Arnab
Arnab Steven
Passengers are Savannah, Yuqi, and Jing
Sanjana, Steven, Jeff are talking outside with a few freshmen.
Sanjana: Alright, well Ill take the freshmen to Targ.
Savannah: Hey, I need a lava lamp.
Sanjana: You need to get laid tonight?
Jeff: Cool, well you take them I'm feeling a little FRIENDLY TONIGHT. HYPE
HYPE.. (etc.)
Everyone joins hype except Tim.
Tim: Can we go now..?
Everyone stops and Jeff walks offstage.
Steven: Just to let you guys know, I got free condoms sooo..
Steven walks offstage.
Sanjana: Alright everyone, lets go now.
Everyone gets in. Kendall plays "Ass by Big Sean. Sanjana starts whipping and
nae-nae dancing with freshmen except Tim.
Tim: What the f*** are you guys doing? Lets go.
Everyone gets in the car as low-key Power by Kanye West plays softly.
Jason mimicks turning the car on. Kendall plays ignition and acceleration
sound. EVERYONE HOLDS ON THE JESUS HANDLES OR THEIR CHAIR
AND LEAN BACK.
Kendall plays siren sounds.

Sajana: OH SHIT. Its RUPD. I cant afford a 24th parking ticket.

Kendall does acceleration sound. Passengers hold on for their lives.
Sajana: Okay I think I lost them.
Tim: Hey, do I need to navigate?
Sanjana: HELL NO. I know the way. HURHURHUR (laughing)
Kendall plays braking/drifting sound.
Sanjana: Oh wait, wrong way.
Jason swerves left so everyone leans right while holding on for their lives.
Sanjana: Okay were here.
Everyone opens door and falls to the floor, puking.
Yuqi: I think I need to see Steven.
Steven enters abruptly.
Jing: Oh where have you been?
Steven: Condoms??
THE END