FAKE PLASTIC TREES

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*the 'E' and 'Amaj7' are played very quickly

A (X 0 2 2 2 0)
E (0 2 2 1 0 0)
A/F# (2 X 0 2 2 0)
Amaj7 (X 0 2 1 2 0)
Dsus2 (X X 0 2 3 0)
Bm (X 2 0 2 3 0)

A E
VERSE 1: Her green plastic watering can
A/F# Amaj7 Dsus2
For her fake chinese rubber plant
A Dsus2
In the fake plastic earth
A E
That she bought from a rubber man
A/F# Amaj7 Dsus2
In a town full of rubber plans
A Dsus2
To get rid of itself

Bm A
CHORUS 1: It wears her out It wears her out
Bm A
It wears her out It wears her out

A E
VERSE 2: She lives with a broken man
A/F# Amaj7 Dsus2
A cracked polystyrene man
A Dsus2
Who just crumbles and burns
A E
He used to do surgery
A/F# Amaj7 D
For girls in the eight - ies
A Dsus2
But gravity always wins

Bm A
CHORUS 2: And it wears him out It wears him out
Bm A
And it wears him out It we-ear - err - ers

A E
VERSE 3: She looks like the real thing
A/F# Amaj7 Dsus2
She tastes like the real thing
A Dsus2
My fake plastic love
 A E
But I can't help the feeling
A/F# Amaj7 Dsus2
I could blow through the ceil - ing
A Dsus2
If I just turn and run

Bm A
CHORUS 3: And it wears me out It wears me out
Bm A
It wears me out It wear - err - ers me out

Dsus2
OUTRO: And if I could be who you wanted
A
If I could be who you wanted
Dsus2 A
All the time All the time
mmmm mmmm mmmm
Dsus2 A Dsus2 A (1 strum finish)