The Dog Worshiper

By Elton Camp
Ive noticed its almost always true
As shown by what dog lovers do
Even though its a real disgrace
Humans are given second place
What Fido wants is paramount
Peoples needs seldom count
Unless my mutt you embrace,
I never want to see your face!
Precious Bowser isnt a cur
Rather, hed a child with fur.
You must welcome his doggy kiss
Though genital licking you didnt miss.
If you get fleas and hair,
You really shouldnt care.
If he gives you a parasite,
That should be all right.
You see, that in dog I trust.
I insist that you also must!