Any Woman? Do Any Thing?

So, Who Do I Think I'm Kidding?

I know, I know it really must sound too good to be true. I mean, most guys can't g
et women to do anything. I mean, Hell, get a good blow job out of a woman, get l
aid in your car anymore, need to grab for the K-Y Jelly who do I think I'm kidding
, I hear guys screaming I can't get my girlfriend to do my laundry.And, sad as it
is, that's what I'm hearing from the guys who
have
girlfriends.Tsk, tsk, tsk. Oh, ye of little faith. Now, true, it's obviously tr
ue, you did go ahead and buy this book, so you must have some kind of faith in m
e. But, I'll bet not all of you do.I mean, believe it or not, a lot of you holdi
ng this book right now didn't buy it because you thought it would teach you exac
tly what it promises to do, to reveal to you the secrets of how to make any woma
n do what you want. I know this sounds insane, but it's true. A lot of guys who
bought this book, and who buy other books and tapes and CDs like it, buy them i
n the hopes that
they won't teach them a goddamned thing
.It's frightening to think so, but it really is true. There are a hell of a lot
of guys out there so used to failing, so certain that they are destined to
always
fail, that they will buy a book like this, hoping for it to be bullshit, just s
o they can announce to the world in some kind of superior smugness;"See, I knew
it. I'm never going to be able to get a woman. I'll never get laid. I'm a loser.
Boo hoo hoo, pity me."Well, brother, my answer to that kind of little boy crap
is: fuck that shit. As Eric Cartman would say; "Fuck it right in the ass."Sorry,
you crybabies out there, but I'm telling you right now, no one washes out in th
is boot camp. This is the real deal, and my middle finger to anybody who thinks
this book is not what I