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One Man's House is Another Mona Lisa could be Da Vinci in drag: scientists
Man's Temple Scientists are cum-inventor, said
Hundreds of Petitenget Court level in Denpasar his proposed study could
Irwandi, who was hoping to exhume
Villagers Demand Man and, on that basis, wants interviewed by Radar Bali t h e b o d y o f throw new light on the
and His Family Vacate Ibrahim to surrender the following the protest, said that Leonardo Da Vinci to portrait.
Their Bali Home. property. he is in the process of The tomb of Da Vinci
determine if his is believed to be at Amboise
Radar Bali reports a Irwandi, who is an appealing the decision of the
Indonesian national, together Denpasar Court, seeking to Mona Lisa is actually Castle in France, where he
story that again underlines the
with his American wife and two prove his ownership of the a self-portrait. died in 1519.
tangled web of property deals The woman in the "If we manage to find
in Bali, affecting both locals small plot of land valued at renowned sixteenth his skull, we could rebuild
and foreign nationals alike. Rp. 2 billion (US$200,000). century oil painting has Leonardo's face and
Hundreds of local "The decision is not final, so never been identified, compare it with the Mona
citizens from the Petitenget we do not want to move leading members of the Italian presumed homosexuality Lisa," Professor Gruppione was
area near Seminyak in Bali before the appeal process is National Committee for Cultural motivated him to paint himself as quoted in the UK Times as
marched last week on the over," said Irwandi who is the Heritage to speculate that Da a woman. saying.
home of Irwandi Ibrahim at former owner of a bar in Bali. Vinci painted himself as a Italian anthropologist Scholars have also
Jalan Klecung No. 16, Uma Irwandi claims he is the woman. Giorgio Gruppione, who is argued the Mona Lisa is Da
Alas, Kerobokan Kelod. victim of trickery by Bayu Scholars have seeking permission to dig up the Vinci's mother or that of a
Dressed in traditional Suka Candra, who he suggested that Da Vinci's body of the Renaissance artist- Florentine merchant's wife.
Balinese garb, the citizens describes as a "loan shark."
claimed that Ibrahim's home "I was conned by Early release for
stands on village land in a Bayu," said Ibrahim.
pelaba pura tract set aside "Because of this, the safety of prisoners who do yoga
specifically for religious use. my family is under threat."
The villagers insist they hold At one time Ibrahim
a legal certificate for the land and Bayu were said to be Prisoners in an Indian state who
and want Ibrahim, originally close friends and associates. attend yoga classes will be freed
from Sumatra, and his family Irwandi, who needed funds for early because the lessons improve
self-control and lessen aggression, The Galaxy Hotel
to vacate the property. his bar venture, borrowed Rp. The Galaxy Hotel is a hotel and dance club located
Te n s o f s e c u r i t y 200 million (US$20,000) from local authorities said. in the heart of trendy Seminyak on the exotic
island of Bali. The magnificient Seminyak Beach,
personnel from the Badung Bayu in 2005. The certificate For every three months spent doing renowned for it’s rolling surf and legendary
Police precinct were on hand on the contested piece of land sun salutations, deep breathing exercises and sunsets is only five minutes away. The Hotel is
ideally situated just twenty minutes drive from the
during the protest to was given to Bayu as balance postures, a prisoner will get 15 days airport and close to all the main shops and vibrant
off their sentence. nightspots.
maintain public order. Village collateral for the loan. Ibrahim
represents read their told the press, "I paid the "Yoga is good for maintaining fitness, Accommodation:
demand that Ibrahim vacate entire loan back to Bayu on calming the behaviour, controlling anger and * Free Wireless Internet
* 16 Rooms (Air Conditioned)
reducing stress," said Sanjay Mane, the
the subject parcel of land children, occupy a 500 square time." * 3 Rooms (Fan Only)
before January 25, 2010. The Ibrahim claims that inspector general of prisons for Madhya * Swimming Pool
meter parcel of land sold by * Lounge & Bar
Pradesh state. * Spa
villages base their demand on Bayu Suka Candra to the local Bayu sold the land to the local "When a prisoner attends yoga * Parking Area
the fact that they had village in 2009. villagers, explaining: "I don't * Laundry
sessions and fulfils some other conditions, he * Bank Money Changer
purchased the land from a Based on their land know why he sold my land to will be considered for a remission if his jail * Car Rental
colleague of Ibrahim, Bayu certificate the village was able the village. This was done superintendent recommends his case."
* Diving School
Suka Candra. to prevail in a land dispute case without my knowledge or the Attending literacy classes and earning “Standard” Room Facilities:
While the protest was before the Denpasar Court. knowledge of my family." college degrees would also bolster a
* Air Conditioned
* Color Television
underway, an officer of the Said Sudiana: "Now, the land Efforts by Ibrahim to prisoner's case for early release, he said. * King / Twin Bed
* Mini Mar
Petitenget Temple, Made certificate is in the name of the track down Bayu have proven About 400 prisoners have signed up * Hot & Cold Water
Sudiana, told the press that Petitenget temple. With the unsuccessful. for the pilot program at Gwalior city jail. Daily : 180.000 Rupiah*
the village unit had already certificate in our hands, the Weekly : 1.050.000 Rupiah*
won their case on the District owner of the house must Monthly : 3.500.000 Rupiah*
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Stuck on the phone, literally
good, this is "I realised I didn't want
really not good at to see myself going to a doctor
all'." to put my ear back on after I
Truck driver chopped it off.
Mr Gardner told the "So I used a spoon."
Northern Territory The 43-year-old said
News it crossed his he scraped the earpiece out of
mind to use his his ear with a spoon but
pocket knife to several pieces of skin were
remove the still stuck to the headphones.
unwanted gear
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the headset of my phone,"
Mr Gardner told the Northern
Territory News.
"So I got some
superglue and glued it back
together - and that was ...
when my boss rang."
After having the
headset in his ear for more
than five minutes the
adhesive had hardened -
and Mr Gardner found
himself with a earpiece glued
into his ear.
"Usually it's in my ear
all day anyway - friends
suggested to leave it in there
and just plug my ear into the
powerpoint at night to charge
it. But I did get a little worried
and thought 'This is not
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'uh oh' was all we said."
T
Ms Cunningham said she spotted a smirk
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the Darwin suburb of Berrimah after going on
Sex and City's Mr. Big - Bradshaw in the TV
a Subway run on Sunday night, the Northern
Chris Noth Wants to Bring program is played by Sarah
Territory News reports.
Carrie to Bali. Jessica Parker.
The 55 year-old Noth "It was after 8pm and we quickly
American television star wanted to get something to eat," Ms
Chris Noth, who plays the role of may be trying to rediscover
his roots, returning to Cunningham said.
"Mr. Big" on the hit U.S. "We had no intentions of getting out of
television show "Sex & The Indonesia where he starred
in his first film, a low-budget the car, as it was pouring down rain and we
City" wants to visit Bali ever so only wanted to get something at a drive-
much. feature Jakarta filmed in
1988. through - no harm going in undies."
According to a report in
Alternatively, Noth She said she had thought about going
the San Francisco Chronicle's
may have been inspired by in the nude, but luckily changed her mind
SF Gate, Noth is stalling on
signing a contract for the movie Julia Roberts' recent filming before getting into the car.
sequel to the television of "Eat, Pray, Love" in Bali. "Hubby told me not to even bother with
blockbuster, demanding the That film, set for
mid-2010, concludes with
release in undies and only put a singlet on ... well I
almost did that, but then thought 'hell no, if we
Airport Transfer - Touring - Sightseeing
scriptwriters devise a story line
that would bring "Mr. Big" to Bali. Elizabeth
played by
Gilbert, the role
Roberts, getting
got into a prang I didn't want the ambos finding Shopping - Overnight Breaks - Equipment Hire
me with no undies on - or my mum having to
Pressure is building as
Noth continues to negotiate with her man at the end of the identify me naked'." Hotels / Villas - Home Care
producers despite the fact that film - a 50 something The mother-of-two said it was the
Lothario living in the central "most bloody embarrassing" experience to
the filming of the movie is
Bali community of Ubud. face police almost naked, when she and her
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Bali holiday. Referring to his role as Mr. Big, Noth the right place: Bali. "There we were, hubby only in his email :
says: "I want him to travel the world. I think he and boxer shorts, and this copper pulls us over - info@baliaccesstravel.com www.baliaccesstravel.com
Carrie should go to Bali." The role of Carrie
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$2m suit after cocaine turns out to be 'Hudson Making an Offer You Can't Refuse
candy Local Businessman property of the provincial documents surrounding
several
other police cars
miracle' plane government of Bali. Without the White Rose Hotel.
Accused of Running a
rushed to the up for auction Legal System Mafia to
this strong network covering Later, on November 8,
scene. The United States Airways several legal agencies it would 2005, Rachmat and Hartono
Rodrigu plane that Captain Chesley Illegally Seize Private not be possible for him to signed an agreement
ez said he and Public Assets in control the assets of Bali's changing the status of the
Sullenberger landed safely
bought a 50- provincial government." hotel. Later, the two parties to
cent bag of Coco in the Hudson River a year Bali. In the days ahead, the agreement came to a
Candy, a hard ago after smashing into a BeritaBali.com alleges
flock of geese is on the Widiatmika hopes the disagreement over what
coconut-based that a "mafia" is attempting to
auction block. provincial government of Bali constitute "proper due
treat, almost illegally seize assets owned
e v e r y d a y. Insurers AIG are will be more serious in its efforts diligence" and the respective
b y B a l i ' s
Because it hosting online bidding until responsibilities
p r o v i n c i a l
easily crumbles, March 27 for the Airbus A320, of each party.
government. Hari
he puts it in a which is stored in a shed in A t a n
Boedihartono,
sandwich bag. New Jersey. impasse, the
also known as,
"Can you Pictures on the website case eventually
TWO American men who were test it? Can you taste it?" Hartono, the
of the AIG subsidiary handling became a civil
jailed for a week after police Rodriguez asked the cops. "Shut the sale show the intact
owner of the local
suit before the
mistook their coconut candy up!" they replied. fuselage, spooky rows of Mercedes Benz
for crack cocaine are planning
D e n p a s a r
"I didn't know having empty blue seats and the dealership
to file a US$2 million ($2.21m) District Court
candy was a crime," he said. hastily abandoned cockpit. Hartono Raya
lawsuit, according to US with Rahmat
The two men were jailed Engines are not Motor and a Kuta
reports. for cocaine possession. Pena got Agung Leonardi
provided and a future owner area hotel owner,
José Pena, a 48-year-old out after three days, but acting as the
might want to be handy with is claimed by the
plumber, and his longtime friend Rodriguez was held two more, plaintiff. In
and colleague Cesar Rodriguez, the toolbox. paper to be part of
because he could not make $5000 keeping with
33, from the Bronx, New York, "Aircraft suffered a national "mafia"
bail the judge imposed on him due local legal
were arrested on January 15 severe bird strike event that manipulates
to a prior robbery conviction, the tradition,
after police found a bag of what resulting in water emergency the legal system
New York Daily News reported. Hartono has
they thought was cocaine, The two men are now landing," the sales pitch says. to seize public
"Severe water damage filed a counter
reports The New York Post. planning to file a $2 million assets, such as
report against
The "drugs" were finally (A$2.21m) lawsuit, the Daily News throughout airframe. Impact the Taman Festival Bali on to protect its assets to prevent
tested five days later and damage to underside of them falling into the hands of Rachmat with the Bali police.
reported. Padang Galak in Denpasar.
determined to be popular Coco aircraft." such a "mafia," such as they In addition, Hartono has
The men's lawyer, Neal This claim was leveled
(coconut) Candy. The charges The Airbus' successful filed a report against the
Wallerstein, said the cops could by a senior Bali lawyer, I Gede suspect was the case with
were dropped. splash landing in the icy river notary, Gusti Ngurah Oka,
have realized their mistake Widiatmika, who, together Hartono.
The ordeal began when quickly. just off Manhattan on January Widiatmika continued: alleging he manufactured
the pair stopped at convenience
with colleagues, have
"That's the reason why 15 last year was quickly false documents. Oka's
store on the way to a party. When dubbed the 'Hudson miracle'
reported Hartono to the "The legal system mafia is not
they have a field-test kit," he said, lawyers have called the
they came out of the store police and turned Captain National Committee Against some fictional story; it truly
referring to the New York Police attention of the press to the
asked to search their Ford Department's portable drug Sullenberger into a national the Justice System Mafia does exists."
Widiatmika's law office "lighting fast speed" at which
minivan. identification equipment. hero. (Satgas Antimafia Hukum) in
represents a local retired Hartono's police report
"I said 'Go search.' I even The Bronx District Jakarta. Those charges
against Oka resulted in an
opened the door," Rodriguez told Attorney's office confirmed that portray Hartono as a part of notary, I Gusti Ngurah Oka,
The Post. who claims he had been indictment, contending such a
the case was dropped after the "mafia" in Bali and Java.
An officer rummaged "criminalized" as the result of rapid progress through the
authorities realized there were no According to Widiatmika:
around, came out holding a legal system is further
drugs. The NYPD had no "Through the legal system actions taken by Hartono.
"Hello Kitty" sandwich bag, and comment. Ngurah Oka alleges that indication of Hartono's mafia-
mafia that he controls,
shouted "Bingo!" the men said. Rodriguez said he still o n N ovember 2, 2005, like network.
"It's only candy!"
Hartono has managed to buy
loves Coco Candy. the land of the Taman Festival Rachmat Agung Leonardi and
Rodriguez said, as the cops "It's really sweet," he said.
Bali which is, in fact, the Hari Boedihartono came to his
handcuffed him and Pena, and "I could get addicted to this candy.” office to execute legal
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Estimated 200 Customers cameras that captured the transaction to another
THE first ever because there is passwords of bank customers.
Affected by Rp. 2 Billion ATM location.
recorded birth of a so much that we don't A Bank Central Asia (BCA) Keep an eye on your
wild bear is about to know about what bears ATM Scam Centered in and Bank Rakyat Indonesia (BRI)
ATM and credit card. Ask
be shown live on the do in dens and what Bali. representative attending the merchants that the card be
internet, with behaviour they have Police in Bali and Jakarta meeting said that it will take swiped in your presence and
predictions the event leading up to giving have made a number of arrests in between 10-14 working days to beware of machines that do not
birth," he told the BBC. a scam that has fleeced larges reimburse the loss of their resemble a standard EDC
will occur today.
"When we are sums of money from the bank customers affected by the scam. (Electronic Data Capture)
Bear biologist
there watching them, we accounts of people who used Steps You Can Take to machine.
Professor Lynn Rogers,
always wonder how Automatic Teller Machines Protect your ATM Account. Inspect your credit cards
from the North American (ATMs) in Bali.
much of their Banking officials are or, if unsure, call you bank and
Bear Centre, has placed a The well-organized and
wakefulness that we see recommending the following steps ask if they are using embedded
webcam into the den of a sophisticated criminals reportedly
is because of our to protect your ATM and credit card chips on your credit card. These
pregnant wild black bear installed an additional fake slot on
presence. accounts: are now a requirement for
living in the woods of an ATM Machine together with a
"This gives us a Customers should change Indonesian credit card
northern Minnesota. small CCTV camera that
bear more than 40,000 chance to see what they their PIN numbers on a periodic companies and largely prevent
The "bearcam" recorded the password entered
friends on her Facebook page. do when no one is around." basis. the illegal use of your card by
streams her activity live to by the ATM customer. Armed with
Mr Rogers said it was Mr Rogers said Lily Cover your hand with your "card swiping schemes.”
thousands of people watching the stolen magnetic strip free hand when entering your PIN
hoped the footage would provide appeared to have started labor.
from homes and offices across information and the "secret" number.
scientists with valuable new He said he believes the
the world. password the thieves were able to Do not disclose your PIN
insights into bear behaviour. three-year-old will give birth
Anticipation of the happy visit the bank accounts and steal number to
"We're putting it there ur today.
event has already gained Lily the funds now estimated to total Rp. 2 others.
billion (US$200,000) from some Don't
HOROSCOPES PREDICTION 27 Jan- 2 Feb 2010 200 separate accounts . respond to
Aries Libra The 200 customers who people posing
Although Mercury is no longer Over recent weeks, you've accomplished have reported lost funds were a s b a n k
retrograde, you'll spend at least the first a huge amount, both in practical matters customers of the following banks: officials or
half of the week untangling any and involving difficult relationships Bank Central Asia (BCA), Bank e m a i l s
remaining confusion Negara Indonesia (BNI), Bank supposedly
Taurus Scorpio Mandiri, Bank Permata, Bank sent from your
Tantalising as offers early in the week This week's events begin a series of International and Bank Rakyat
may be, you're wary. Spend time and
bank asking
jarring changes in your way of living and Indonesia (BRI). for your PIN
thought in gathering facts working Police have indicated that number.
the fraud may have involved Pay
Gemini Sagittarius people living in Russia, Canada attention to
At the beginning of the week, you When viewing the first half of this year, and Australia. the physical
wouldn't imagine that it's possible to you'll recognise that certain events and
have too much of a good thing
It is not clear how many condition of
encounters started a powerful cycle of ATMs were used in the fraud or if
growth y o u r AT M
the case originates from a single machine,
Cancer Capricorn machine shared by customers of looking for
Obviously, you care about and are Because eclipses usher in dramatic
changes both in circumstances and your
the aforementioned banks. suspicious
influenced by the wellbeing of those
own perspective, you begin the week Moves to Prevent Panic additions or
closest, at home and at work
feeling unsure In order to prevent changes in
Aquarius widespread panic among banking the machine
Leo customers, Bank Indonesia
The ideas of others, and their sudden For ages, you've been working to free o r t h e
changes, are disruptive. Yet, despite yourself from restrictive situations, but coordinated a meeting between surrounding
your grumbling, you know you'd regret with little success. Now, things begin the news media and Bali banks on environment.
bypassing them happening Thursday, January 21, 2010. W h e n i n
Virgo Pisces At that meeting, the high doubt, report
Now that Mercury is no longer There's no doubt that tomorrow's move tech modus operandi of the ATM y o u r
retrograde, you're in the midst of by the benevolent Jupiter into Pisces will thieves was explained to the suspicions
untangling the mistakes both personal introduce exciting short-term press, a method which may have and take your
and involving others opportunities. included hidden surveillance transaction to
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k C r
J e n re
a very different story for the Swans.
Sydney coach Paul Roos says there is a lot of Roos,
excitement in the Swans camp going into 2010 after a rare entering his
A Woman...
Activities: "Even though it was only a touch game of
- Domestic and International footy, it just shows you how advanced we are "Dad, the guys at school are using words I
compared to the previous few years.
Airline Ticketing "The standard was really high."
don't understand."
- Daily Coach Tour Roos says he has enjoyed sending young "What words, son?"
- Visa Extension Service troops into battle in the preseason cup. "Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don't
"But you do get frustrated," he said. 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make think she told me the right meanings."
"Senior players get a little bit frustrated when greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you
Office: they're playing and they look around and there's
Dad said: "Son, never ask your mother about
Poppies 1, Gg. Kembar No. 2, Agung’s Market about five senior players and no one else. a baby. these things, ask me instead. Let me explain
Phone: (0361) 763 453, Phone/ Fax: (0361) 766 893 "It also gives you a chance to work on your If you give her a house, she'll give you a it like this."
Kuta - Bali game plan earlier. home. If you give her groceries, she'll give He pulled a Playboy from his workbench,
"There's no doubt from a coaching point of you a meal.
LEGIAN STREET
view we're feeling a lot more excited about the NAB
turned to the centerfold, drew a circle
Cup because we can put a much better product on If you give her a smile, she'll give you her around the pubic area and said: "Son,
heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is everything inside the circle is pussy."
BAGUS PUB
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LA Inn
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ready to play.
Dad replied: "Everything outside the circle."
KUBUKU "This is my last chance for a win. I'll go out receive a ton of shit.’
Mc Donalds zero and eight if I lose. That won't look good on my
BEACH STREET
resume.”
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What’s On ?
Voss all smiles as Brown, Fev gel
They may be two of the But the smile on Voss' wait a little longer to see
AFL's biggest names but face as he watched his match- for themselves if Brown and
winners gleefully take each other Fevola click on-field.
Jonathan Brown and
Fevola is a
Brendan Fevola have "strong chance" for the A Valentine Routed Through the Palate Directly to
also quickly become Lions' preseason cup
two of the closest opener against the
the Heart
team-mates, judging Western Bulldogs in
by their rapport at Canberra on February career still in full bloom, oyster mushrooms.
14. Marcello has worked under world Potato Gnocchi with
Brisbane Lions class chefs such as Gino Angelini, Australian Yabbies with fresh
But Brown is
training. "no chance" as he widely accepted as the best Italian tomatoes and Rucola leaves.
They have hit it off eases his way back chef in Los Angeles; Gualtiero Fine ribbons of noodles
so well that coach Michael after off-season hip Marchesi in Sardinia; and Mario topped with Russian caviar
Voss admits he has been surgery. Gamba in Munich. Marcello has organic chives and virgin oil.
"pleasantly surprised" by A constructive been at Weimar's historic Hotel Pan roasted rack of
the instant chemistry they preseason camp may Elephant since 1993, holding the rabbit from Bedugul highlands
have struck during the on at training on Wednesday said be another reason behind the post of head chef at the Anna ravioli of red bell peppers
preseason. it all. obvious spring in Fevola's step. Amalia Restaurant, establishing drizzled with herb pesto.
A big talking point after "It's good to be able to see Much has been made of the restaurant as the top gourmet Pan Fried Fillet of
disgraced Carlton goal machine both of them being able to former AFL bad boy Fevola's restaurant in the eastern part of Grouper set on a walnut crusted
Fevola's trade last season was compete against one another," past - but Voss said the camp the German Federation and king prawn, served with
just how well the stars would Voss said. laid it to rest. earning inclusion in the Michelin Aubergine Duo and parsley
align in the same forward line. "I think they gee each Guide in November 2009. Some of emulsion.
"You've got to work on
other up a fair bit - they've got relationships, how do we gel as Michelin Star Chef the prominent guests who have Slow roasted New
Marcello Fabbri at The dined on Marcello's creations Zealand rack of lamb coated in
a good relationship. a group, (and) a camp helped
include the German Chancellor zucchini served with filled
"On the field they've us," he said. St. Regis Bali Resort Schroeder, Russian Federation zucchini blossom and
got a great understanding - "We got to talk to each over Valentine President Putin and singer Mediterranean vegetables.
I've been pleasantly other and get to know each
Weekend. Jennifer Lopez. Mousse of Gorgonzola
surprised. other. During his brief Bali visit, cheese served and pickled
0 "As you'd expect from
a very good forward in Fev...
"I think it also put to bed
where they were all from - (and)
The St. Regis Bali
Resort's chefs are joining forces Marcello will team his
considerable culinary skill with
pears.
Composition of Mango
he's very clever about the way they came back as the Brisbane with Michelin Guide award-
winning Marcello Fabbri, to menus inspired by the "love light mango mousse, mango
he plays his role. Lions. season" of Valentines. tartlet, ragout of ripe mango
"So I know that he'll tie "It didn't matter where deliver a six-course, wine
matched degustation dinner over The menu at this romantic homemade mango sherbet.
in well with Browny, because they were from, what they Gourmet Weekend will also R i c o t t a - N u t - Ta r t l e t
obviously he's very elite at his contribute to our club is now the what the Resort has proclaimed
as the "Valentine's Gourmet include a la carte items in addition served with mascarpone ice
position too." most important thing." to a sumptuous degustation menu cream and Salpicon of exotic
Asked if he had any Weekend" February 13-14,
Voss said Brown, former on both 13 and 14 February 2010. fruits.
2010, centered at the resort's
concerns about two dominant Brownlow medallist Simon Some of the highlight from Chocolate Cruller with
Kayuputi Restaurant. An a la
forwards working together in a Black and ex-Richmond Tiger the a la carte menu include: 24 carat gold leaf marinated
carte menu is also on offer during
match situation, Voss smiled: Andrew Raines (knee) were Deep sea scallops 'Au pineapple and coconut milk
this period.
"I will have no problem among "eight or nine" not Gratin' with nuts, orange sauce sherbet drizzled with cocoa nibs.
Marcello Fabbri first
whatsoever if they kick 170 considered for the preseason and home made leek tartlet. For bookings and more
kitchen foray began in the kitchen
goals between them (for the cup opener. of his aunt's hotel in Rimini at the Lukewarm Bali Lobster information, contact the The St.
season) - trust me." Of the other recruits, age of 9. Later, when he turned served with grilled water melon Regis Bali at telephone ++62-
"(But) the big former Saint Xavier Clarke 13, the young Italian resolved to and 'Sauce American.' (0)361-8478111.
challenge for us is not (knee) is not expected to be make a vocation of his avocation. Pan Seared Duck Foie
necessarily whether they can available until six weeks into the During a distinguished Gras with ripe mango and king ter
kick the goals, but whether we season proper.
give them the opportunities."
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CANGGU drive from the international holds true Balinese charm
Japan's most famous sumo wrestler is in hot water for getting drunk during a Until recently, perceived as airport, with its large sweeping white that other areas may have to a
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