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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)

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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY

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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

act

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now

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And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.


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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.

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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

ually was not to bad.


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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

10/10, OP. You get gold.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.

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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,

and I was left with rice.


10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago

No I was born in FedEx nice try though!


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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago


d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice

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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago

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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.

3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb

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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney

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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago

/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago

Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10

Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10


Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give

.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago


Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di

Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago

Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago

Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.

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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago


Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10

Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10


I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.

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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago


If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago


This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago


OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago

Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.

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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago


A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!

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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.

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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff

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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)

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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY

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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

act

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now

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And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.

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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

ually was not to bad.


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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

10/10, OP. You get gold.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)

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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY

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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

act

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now

lif

e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.


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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

ually was not to bad.


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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

OP can into fascist mods.


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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

10/10, OP. You get gold.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard

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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)

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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY

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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

act

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now

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And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

ually was not to bad.


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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
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croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

OP can into fascist mods.


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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

10/10, OP. You get gold.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard

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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)

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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY

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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

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e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
Oh shit guys... I think he dipermalinkparent
[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

OP can into fascist mods.


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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

10/10, OP. You get gold.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard

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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)

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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY

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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

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now

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And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.


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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
Oh shit guys... I think he dipermalinkparent
[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

ually was not to bad.


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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
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croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

10/10, OP. You get gold.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard

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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)

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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY

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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

act

the
now

lif

e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

OP can into fascist mods.


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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

10/10, OP. You get gold.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard

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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)

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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY

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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

act

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now

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e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.

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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

ually was not to bad.


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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
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croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

10/10, OP. You get gold.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard

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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)

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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY

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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

act

the
now

lif

e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.


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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.

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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

OP can into fascist mods.


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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

10/10, OP. You get gold.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard

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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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Cotton candy
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Cinnamon toast crunch
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hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)

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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY

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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

act

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now

lif

e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
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ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

ually was not to bad.


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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
Oh shit guys... I think he dipermalinkparent
[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
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croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

10/10, OP. You get gold.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)

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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY

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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

act

the
now

lif

e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.

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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

OP can into fascist mods.


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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard

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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)

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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY

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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

act

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now

lif

e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
open.
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.

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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
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ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

ually was not to bad.


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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
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croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

OP can into fascist mods.


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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

10/10, OP. You get gold.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

act

the
now

lif

e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.


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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.

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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

10/10, OP. You get gold.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard

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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)

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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY

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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

act

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now

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e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
Oh shit guys... I think he dipermalinkparent
[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

ually was not to bad.


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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
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croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

OP can into fascist mods.


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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

10/10, OP. You get gold.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard

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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
open.
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)

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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY

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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

act

the
now

lif

e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.


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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.

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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

OP can into fascist mods.


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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

10/10, OP. You get gold.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard

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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)

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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY

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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

act

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now

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e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
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uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

OP can into fascist mods.


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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

10/10, OP. You get gold.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

act

the
now

lif

e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
Oh shit guys... I think he dipermalinkparent
[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
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uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago

He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10

R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10

Jelly beans with rice: 4/10


Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago


Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago


Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'

s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.

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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice

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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago


What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago

It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago


Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act

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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago

Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago


that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.

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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago


Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.

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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago


I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh

Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago

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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.

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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago

Mom's rice spaghetti.


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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago


Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.

10/10, OP. You get gold.


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago

I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago

Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.


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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago

You're a pretty cool guy.


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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!

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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard

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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.

You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!

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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.

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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?

Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?


It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago


He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago

Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago


If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago

Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10


Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP

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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago


Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago


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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.

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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.

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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*

He has the ign rating system perfected.


7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago

I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.

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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP

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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav

e way too many replies to even count.


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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?

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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago


Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?

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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th

an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago


An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10

Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10


Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.

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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!

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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10

Shit over rice: 3/10


I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.

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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.

Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE

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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago


A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago

Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24

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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?

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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago

continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update


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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions

Open the Camera.


Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)

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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY

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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago

I don't have a webcam.


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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your

act

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now

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e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.

Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10

This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago

OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!


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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago

This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.


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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago

You can't tell me what to do!


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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess

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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape

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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.

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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago


No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.

Mars bar: 9/10


Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?

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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10

Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10

Toenails with rice: -2/10


Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago

Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago


When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago


Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*

Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon

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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago

Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente

d and 0/10 would not do it again.


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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!

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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago

Specifically Rice Krispies.


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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago


I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago


Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago


14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.

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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago

Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?

Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.


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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago


I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!

Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.


Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago


Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might

answer the question pr

tip to see what they w

rice is a quick and ea

do a similar thread wh

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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.

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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo

u in the eye while he does weird shit.


I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago

( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)


Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*


This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu

rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago


Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.

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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1

0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago

11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!

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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago

cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago


I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.

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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?

It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad

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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you

PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10

Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10


The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago


Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago

Carrot cake: 10/10


Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.

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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago


At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago

He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago

It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?


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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.

If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.


Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:

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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago

Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago


Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!

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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.

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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago

Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago


I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago


1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago

I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!


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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t

his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.

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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******

Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans

." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit


OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.

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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE

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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago


Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago

Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev

er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.

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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha

ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy

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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago

Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago

I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago


Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago


That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!

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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10

Jello with rice: 8/10


This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago

I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago

Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!

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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f

inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.


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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago


Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.

Try rice with salted buttermilk.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago

Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago


He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago

Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10


If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago

Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago


And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago

I'm too high for this..


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.

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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.

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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat

more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago


I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago

It's not really too offensive without context. Here:


Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".

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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago


It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago

Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago

It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago


Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago

I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago


jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago

You're Asian aren't you


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago

Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago


Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.

you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago

Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy

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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!

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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago

Specifically Rice Krispies.


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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago


I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago


Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago


14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.

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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago

Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?

Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.


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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago


I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!

Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.


Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago


Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might

answer the question pr

tip to see what they w

rice is a quick and ea

do a similar thread wh

ere I eat more foods over something else.


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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.

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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo

u in the eye while he does weird shit.


I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago

( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
Oh shit guys... I think he dipermalinkparent
[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)


Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*


This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu

rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago


Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.

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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1

0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago

11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!

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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago

cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago


I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.

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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?

It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad

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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you

PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 29 days ago * by DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTIx11
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10

Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10


The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago


Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago

Carrot cake: 10/10


Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.

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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago


At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago

He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago

It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?


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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.

If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.


Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:

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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago

Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago


Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!

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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago

Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago


I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
Oh shit guys... I think he dipermalinkparent
[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago


1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago

I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!


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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t

his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.

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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******

Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans

." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit


OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.

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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE

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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago


Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago

Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev

er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.

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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha

ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy

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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago

Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago

I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago


Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago


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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!

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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10

Jello with rice: 8/10


This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago

I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago

Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!

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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f

inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.


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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago


Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.

Try rice with salted buttermilk.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago

Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago


He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago

Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10


If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago

Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago


And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago

I'm too high for this..


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.

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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.

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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat

more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago


I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago

It's not really too offensive without context. Here:


Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".

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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago


It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago

Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago

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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago


Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago

I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago


jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago

You're Asian aren't you


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago

Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago


Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.

you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago

Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy

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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice? (self.AskReddit)
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!

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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago

Specifically Rice Krispies.


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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago


I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago


Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago


14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.

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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago

Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?

Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.


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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago


I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!

Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.


Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago


Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might

answer the question pr

tip to see what they w

rice is a quick and ea

do a similar thread wh

ere I eat more foods over something else.


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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.

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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo

u in the eye while he does weird shit.


I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago

( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago

Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)


Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*


This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu

rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago


Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.

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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1

0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago

11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!

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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago

cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago


I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.

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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?

It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad

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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you

PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10

Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10


The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago


Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago

Carrot cake: 10/10


Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.

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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago


At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago

He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago
I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago

It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?


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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago
Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.

If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.


Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:

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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f
inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.
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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago

Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago
Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.
Try rice with salted buttermilk.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
native tastes a bit like rice pudding.
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago


Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago
Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
ysterious.
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago
He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!

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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.

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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago
Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago
And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago

Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago
I'm too high for this..
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago


I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.
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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago


1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.
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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]3agl 182 points 29 days ago
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat
more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago

I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!


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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
Boom, first subreddit ban ever :(
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t

his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
.
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
e.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago
I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
/r/overrice sounds like a nice name
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.

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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago
It's not really too offensive without context. Here:
Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
rposes.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".
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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******

Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans

." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit


OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago
It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.

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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago
Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago
It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.

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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago
Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE

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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago
I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago
jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago


Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago
You're Asian aren't you
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
ng. Interesting.
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago

Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
EDIT:Holy crap that's a lot of Internet points, thanks guys
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev

er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago
Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.

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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago
Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha

ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.
you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy

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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago
Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago

Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy
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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago

I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice? (self.AskReddit)
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!
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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago


Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago
Specifically Rice Krispies.
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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago
I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago


That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago
Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!

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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago
14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10

Jello with rice: 8/10


This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.
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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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[ ]codeverity 55 points 29 days ago
With your username, did someone in this thread somewhere suggest spaghetti?
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[ ]Canihavesomeshoes 17 points 29 days ago
He's 14!!
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[ ]Just1morefix 2977 points 29 days ago
No fucking ice cream over rice...
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4179 points 29 days ago
Smores ice cream: 10/10
Smores ice cream over rice: 5/10
Sort of a weird taste when put together, not too pleasant.
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[ ]iheartdewey 909 points 29 days ago
Are you claiming to actually be eating these combinations? I don't see how that'
s possible since most of your comments are only a minute or two apart.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2346 points 29 days ago

I'm making and eating all of these over a time span, and then posting about them
at the same time.
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[ ]Rusty_Sporks 989 points 29 days ago
I want to believe
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[ ]Skaughty23 79 points 29 days ago
The truth is out there
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[ ]jamarcus92 51 points 29 days ago
Well, he did add the "smores" bit, so one can assume that smores ice cream is th
e only flavor he had on hand.
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[ ]Bark2IfUrInMilwaukee 2851 points 29 days ago
Nutella.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5671 points 29 days ago
Nutella: 10/10
Nutella with rice: 10/10
This is pretty damn good.
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[ ]TheStumpinator 2159 points 29 days ago
goes to find Nutella and Rice
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[ ]syncrobo 2885 points 29 days ago
Proceeds to eat Nutella before adding rice. No regrets.
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[ ]TheDingusJr 93 points 29 days ago
Continues eating plain rice. Still no regrets.
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[ ]stumblemuffin 64 points 29 days ago
continued eating plain nutella. In bathroom now. Will update
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[ ]3vere1 32 points 29 days ago
It's been 95 minutes, should I call 911?
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[ ]snidemarque 101 points 29 days ago
Yes because I am out of nutella.
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[ ]captain__sock 505 points 29 days ago
Skittles.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 904 points 29 days ago
Skittles: 10/10 one of the best wonders of life.
Skittles with rice: 7/10
Weird combination but isn't too bad.
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[ ]ForgetMeMot 3374 points 29 days ago

Mentos
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4413 points 29 days ago
Mint mentos: 8/10
Fruity mentos: 8/10
Mint mentos with rice: 6/10
Fruity mentos with rice: 7/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DARKmage585 1862 points 29 days ago
Are all these ratings theoretical? Or are you trying each response yourself?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4000 points 29 days ago
I try a bit of all of the suggestions I am able to do.
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[ ]Orderofthecrab 1489 points 29 days ago
We want photo evidence OP
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[ ]JBalk9000 120 points 29 days ago
Yes, how could he not take pics?
Samsung phones even have a camera mode for food pics.
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[ ]DrRazmataz 150 points 29 days ago
Talk about knowing your market.
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[ ]krokodilchik 19 points 29 days ago
Which one? I have the 4 and can't find it. But you did lead me to discover a bun
ch of ballin' options so thanks!
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[ ]JBalk9000 53 points 29 days ago*
S5 Directions
Open the Camera app and tap on the Mode button.
Scroll through the list until you reach Food.
If you don't see Food then proceed to Step 3.
3. Keep scrolling and you will find a tile named Download. Tap this and you'll e
nter the Galaxy Apps store section for more free camera modes.
Note 4 Directions
Open the Camera.
Tap Mode.
Look for Food mode.
If not found, hit the Manage Modes button.
Check the modes you wish to add to your menu and tap Done. You can also uncheck
modes you don t want to see. However, we recommend you check them all.
If you still don't see Food . Hit the Download button to import additional modes
that aren t already on the phone.
Hopefully this will help because I don't know I have an iPhone 5.
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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 1274 points 29 days ago
This is so strange. What made you decide to do this? I really love Reddit at tim
es like these.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
I always loved eating rice so I wanted to know what would make it horrible!

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[ ]TheMomerathOutgrabe 2016 points 29 days ago
You delightful weirdo
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[ ]Turkualien11 1144 points 29 days ago
Mustard
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2234 points 29 days ago
Mustard: 7/10
Mustard and rice: 7/10
Oddly tasty...
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[ ]poppy_hoppy 1990 points 29 days ago
Pickles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 8657 points 29 days ago
I hate pickles honestly but I guess I'm willing to.
Pickles: 1/10
Pickles with rice: 2/10
I like rice.
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[ ]inlovewithaghoul 2760 points 29 days ago
I like you, OP.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
I like you too (:
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[ ]pm_me_your_lub 1469 points 29 days ago*
YOU DARN KIDS AND YOUR BACK ASSWARDS SMILEYS
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 734 points 29 days ago
:)
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[ ]alcoslushies 24 points 29 days ago
C:
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[ ]GreenThumb907 1012 points 29 days ago
Uncooked rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2761 points 29 days ago*
It's like a game of find the needle in the haystack except find the rice in the
rice. EDIT: Everyone, I have a new Youtube channel based on me eating random foo
ds with crap, FoodOverFood. Make sure to check it out!
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[ ]Kep0a 61 points 29 days ago
metarice
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[ ]Dr_Mantis_Toboggan__ 28 points 26 days ago
When I make mac and cheese, I leave one noodle uncooked and only add it to the f

inished kd. I call it mystery noodle.


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[ ]c_c_combo 40 points 28 days ago
Seriously. You are fucking hilarious.
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[ ]ChazSchienzman 1549 points 29 days ago
Chocolate-covered bacon.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2411 points 29 days ago
This one sounded fun to make!
Chocolate covered bacon = 9/10
Chocolate covered bacon with rice = 6/10
Doesn't really go too well together...
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[ ]admiralejandro 532 points 29 days ago
Bacon and rice is pretty good tho
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[ ]BubblegumIPA 2823 points 29 days ago
ITT people forgetting the word 'tasty' as well as the word 'food' on occasion
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3685 points 29 days ago
Is toothpaste a food?
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[ ]bphishere 3737 points 29 days ago*
Is mayonnaise an instrument? Edit; glad to go meta!
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[ ]blewbrains 30 points 29 days ago
Is butter a carb
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[ ]That_swedish_guy 2043 points 29 days ago
Coca cola
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3354 points 29 days ago
Coca cola: 10/10
Coca cola over rice: 7/10
Gives the rice a fizzy taste but isn't too awful.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]charonm 859 points 29 days ago
in my country ( Colombia ) there's a dish called rice with coca cola and is actu
ally really nice, you could try it edit: word
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[ ]dasdaddas 21 points 29 days ago
Well holy fuck, I was halfway to assuming you were a bullshitter: http://www.myc
olombianrecipes.com/rice-with-coca-cola-and-raisins-arroz-con-coca-cola-y-pasas
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[ ]Thetiredduck 732 points 29 days ago
What kinda coke are we talking about here?
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1150 points 29 days ago


Colombian Coke
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[ ]elshroom 17 points 29 days ago
the best kind.
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[ ]jonhydude 509 points 29 days ago
Well he said coca cola so I'm guessing it coca cola.
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[ ]SchrodingersCatPics 2299 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4125 points 29 days ago
Don't need to go to the store for this one!
Leftover spaghetti from 2 nights ago.
Spaghetti= 10/10
Spaghetti over rice = 9/10, tastes good but is sort of a weird blend together.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]scott003 1737 points 29 days ago
Username delivers
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 550 points 29 days ago
I always deliver!
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[ ]anderboy101 70 points 29 days ago
Could I get 2 large pepperoni deep dish pizzas? My address is 42 p Sherman walla
by way Sydney
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[ ]tbonez95 49 points 29 days ago
"P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" FTFY
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[ ]rimarua 83 points 29 days ago
I sometimes eat instant noodle or noodle in general with rice. Most vegetables g
o well with rice, as well as meat, fish, and potato. And yes I'm an asian.
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[ ]ShachonianX 1121 points 29 days ago
Yogurt.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2645 points 29 days ago
Yoplait Yogurt: 10/10
Yoplait Yogurt with rice: 9/10
really weird but kind of tastes like a foreign dessert.
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[ ]avatharam 40 points 29 days ago
It's pretty staple in India, specifically South India. It's called 'curd rice' w
here they use buttermilk/yogurt with a bit of green chilli, popped mustard seeds
and ginger.

Try rice with salted buttermilk.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curd_rice
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[ ]spacevalkyries 62 points 29 days ago
That actually sounds pretty close to kheer. Find a kheer recipe and cook some up
. Yum.
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[ ]lioninawhat 40 points 29 days ago
South Asians eat plain yogurt + rice on the regular. I imagine the Yoplait alter
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[ ]DS_9 59 points 29 days ago
I enjoy eating plain yogurt with rice.
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[ ]comparativelysane 1111 points 29 days ago
Did you mean distrusting or disgusting? I need to know to answer the question pr
operly.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5056 points 29 days ago
The word I was looking for is dinosaur.
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[ ]koncentr8 70 points 29 days ago
dude your freaking hilarious how are you only 14?!?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 283 points 29 days ago
Because I was born 14 years ago!
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[ ]ShowMeYourCat 46 points 28 days ago
/r/dadjokes
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[ ]Prime618 1530 points 29 days ago
Honey or Maple syrup.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2391 points 29 days ago
Maple syrup: 9/10
Maple syrup with rice: 6/10
Does not go to well, but better than other foods.
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[ ]Prime618 1068 points 29 days ago
You should make a site doing nothing but this.
I know I'd go to it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1859 points 29 days ago
Every week I could have a main ingredient and have people tip to see what they w
ant eaten with it. This would be awesome.
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[ ]austinhorse 78 points 29 days ago

Actually maple syrup, almond butter, and chili paste over rice is a quick and ea
sy goto for me
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[ ]blisssster 1618 points 29 days ago
I read this thread entirely too long
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1618 points 29 days ago
Oops well atleast now you know what to eat!
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[ ]KayteeHolt 1969 points 29 days ago
OP: you should take a picture of your "experiments"!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1776 points 29 days ago
I let my friend borrow my webcam for a while, but I might do a similar thread wh
ere I eat more foods over something else.
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[ ]KayteeHolt 693 points 29 days ago
just take a picture with your phone... ??
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 2025 points 29 days ago
shhhh, he's trying to b.s. us!!!
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[ ]Xarieste 622 points 29 days ago
"My webcam is broken/stolen/on loan." Calling card of the internet liar.
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[ ]peachjellied 80 points 29 days ago
In a weird way, I miss the days when "I don't have a digital camera" and "I don'
t have a webcam" were excuses that anyone would buy. It made the internet more m
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[ ]Izzi_Skyy 35 points 29 days ago
I don't have a webcam.
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[ ]burgerlover69 17 points 29 days ago
yeah... my suspension of disbelief halted once i got to this comment. just ruine
d the thread for me.
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[ ]Agjackso11 61 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have a smartphone.
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[ ]Portashotty 37 points 29 days ago
Let's have him draw us a picture then.
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[ ]somewhat_funny 40 points 29 days ago
He doesn't have paper
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[ ]StickyGoodness 20 points 29 days ago
Then use MS paint.
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[ ]thegrassygnome 48 points 29 days ago


He lent his computer to a friend with his webcam...
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[ ]butrcupps 3105 points 29 days ago
Pancakes
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6257 points 29 days ago
Pancakes: 10/10
Pancakes with rice cooked inside: 10/10
This is amazing. I like.
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[ ]Capt_Reynolds 1488 points 29 days ago
Alright that sounds good. will try.
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[ ]essenceofpink 588 points 29 days ago
Deliver.
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[ ]Bad-story-teller 977 points 29 days ago
What makes you think he's deliver rice pancakes all the way to you??
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2913 points 29 days ago
I deliver pancakes to fat people for money on tuesdays.
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[ ]bannaking 161 points 29 days ago
Are they always fat, or do you make them that way?
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[ ]tonefilm 45 points 29 days ago
Yes
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[ ]dragonfangxl 26 points 29 days ago
Why not skinny people? Skinny people like pancakes too!
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[ ]Silent-G 17 points 29 days ago
He doesn't like skinny people.
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[ ]3agl 1265 points 29 days ago
Pizza
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2309 points 29 days ago
Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10
Week old pizza hut leftovers with rice: 8/10
I put the rice on the cheese and heated the cheese so the rice was in it, it act
ually was not to bad.
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[ ]Urgullibl 2382 points 29 days ago

Week old pizza hut leftovers: 9/10


If you mark that 9/10, your 5/10 ratings must really taste like shit.
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 1507 points 29 days ago
I'm scared for the 2/10 I saw earlier
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[ ]PatchSalts 81 points 29 days ago
He gave soggy bread (plain) a 1/10.
0.0
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[ ]CallMeLargeFather 46 points 29 days ago
Dear god...what was it made of? What had it been soaked in?
On second thought, i don't want to know
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[ ]gyrorobo 57 points 29 days ago*
He has the ign rating system perfected.
7.5/10 - this pizza is literally hitler
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[ ]JMasters420 918 points 29 days ago*
Doritos, or any kind of chips really. Nachos or corn chips would probably be the
worst.
Also, do you live in a grocery store? You have like everything on hand right now
.
EDIT: i change my answer. jello would be much worse than doritos.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1775 points 29 days ago
Nacho cheese doritos: 10/10
Cool ranch doritos: 10/10
Nacho cheese doritos with rice: 7/10
Cool ranch doritos with rice: 7/10
These are both really tasty but would make you think what is wrong with your lif
e.
And I live a few steps from the store, so I can just go outside and grab some st
uff.
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[ ]BunsofthePatriots 1719 points 29 days ago
"Joey, that weird dude is here again. This time he's buying hot dogs, doritos, n
utella and another bag of rice."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2596 points 29 days ago
I went to the store so many times so here's pretty much their reactions:
First time, oh hey you're buying stuff.
Third, oh look its you buying stuff again...
Fifth, okay I can tell something is wrong with you.
And every time after that they just look at me and I stare them in the eye and s
ay nothing.
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[ ]pjdavis 1175 points 29 days ago
"Don't worry guys, It's for the Internet."
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2221 points 29 days ago
Who needs logic when you can get internet points that do nothing?
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[ ]Texanrage 103 points 29 days ago

Just read through the last of the thread and I've decided that I love you. You a
re genuinely one of the funniest redditors I have ever had the pleasure to stumb
le upon. Thank you for making my day good again!!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 111 points 29 days ago
Thanks! It's good to know that I made your day happy :)
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[ ]ILoveLamp9 45 points 29 days ago
I'm not even mad that an OP 11 years my junior is more entertaining than I ever
have been or will be on reddit.
Aight I'm a little mad.
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[ ]Jotebe 197 points 29 days ago
Oh my god I love you OP
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[ ]JackPoe 20 points 29 days ago
You remind me of my buddy from work. He does shit like that. Just dead stares yo
u in the eye while he does weird shit.
I fucking love that kid.
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[ ]Ochovarium 806 points 29 days ago
Key question: how is the rice going to be prepared? Steamed? Fried? Any seasonin
gs added to it?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1487 points 29 days ago
Good old basic steamed rice. The only thing added will be the food that you give
.
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[ ]xavis 82 points 29 days ago
i didn't realize everybody was teleporting the food to you.
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[ ]Crypto7899 2340 points 29 days ago*
Chocolate.
Edit: Okay guys, I get it. I'm going to go and eat some rice with chocolate now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3799 points 29 days ago
Hershey's chocolate syrup: 10/10
Hershey's chocolate syrup over rice: 8/10
This one was surprisingly better than I thought.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Crypto7899 814 points 29 days ago
Fair enough, genuinely wasn't expecting that.
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[ ]end_ebola_svp 204 points 29 days ago
But aren't crackel candy bars made with rice?
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[ ]MyLifeForKFC 302 points 29 days ago
that rice is fried and shit or whatever to make it all crispy and shit though
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[ ]Imblications 42 points 29 days ago


And shit?
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[ ]rburp 23 points 29 days ago
Do you know what I am saying?
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[ ]aladdinburgers 82 points 29 days ago
But it's a thing!. And it's really good
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[ ]Dead_Halloween 17 points 29 days ago
I don't know, I think Rice Pudding could taste good with chocolate.
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[ ]ultimosushi 2219 points 29 days ago*
Peanut Butter.
Edit: Ok all u Southeast Asian eaters, nuts are good, I'm referring to straight
Jif, no other ingredients added.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3820 points 29 days ago
Peanut butter: 10/10
Peanuter butter with rice: 10/10
Doesn't make too much of a difference, the peanut butter heavily masks the rice
and just changes a bit of texture.
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[ ]zstamper 4185 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7553 points 29 days ago
You're welcome.
Wait.
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[ ]Marty_McF1y 364 points 29 days ago
Best OP ever
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[ ]redw04 122 points 29 days ago
Seriously, Jesus Christ even if he's not actually doing all these his responses
are making me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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[ ]howiswaldo 68 points 28 days ago
I even pooped a little. Granted I am in the bathroom.
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[ ]thektulu7 16 points 29 days ago
Yeah, he fuckin' delivers.
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[ ]Gonzo1889 41 points 29 days ago
Mix peanut butter and sweet and sour mix like the kind you dip egg rolls in, hea
t up to just about a boil and simmer down. BAM, peanut sauce. Cook some chicken,
top with peanut sauce throw over rice. Half Thai, it's what I do.
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[ ]SpyroLeDragon 65 points 29 days ago

I'm too high for this..


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 128 points 29 days ago
Who isn't?
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[ ]lilsox 82 points 29 days ago
Sorry i don't have any gold to give you, but you are the funniest OP i have yet
to see on reddit! HERE
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 91 points 29 days ago
Who needs gold when you get such amazing compliments from such amazing people :)
And what a beautiful pic!
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[ ]Babou_isthe_Ocelot 15 points 29 days ago
I don't know why you decided to do this but I'm glad you did. I haven't had this
much fun reading a post in a long time. You're awesome, dude or dudette.
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[ ]Dogdude351 170 points 29 days ago
( ? ?? ?)
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[ ]sliinky 20 points 29 days ago
Filipino Food Called kare-kare. Peanut butter and oxtail soup...over rice
Edit : 10/10 delicious
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[ ]Mulattto 769 points 29 days ago
Hot dogs and hamburgers (I have a theory that this is actually delicious but nev
er tried it)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1327 points 29 days ago
Hot dog: 8/10
Hot dog with rice in the bun: 8/10
This is pretty good, would reccomend for anyone wanting to try something differe
nt.
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[ ]ImaginaryRobbie 400 points 29 days ago
I could imagine sticky rice wrapped around a hot dog and lightly fried until the
rice is crispy would be quite tasty
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[ ]PuppyBreath 46 points 29 days ago
Jesus. I rarely comment these days. This one makes me really hungry.
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[ ]annfro 1021 points 29 days ago
Your typo in the word disgusting is how my four year old son says that word. It
makes me laugh.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2202 points 29 days ago
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE FOOD MOM ITS DISTUSTING
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[ ]Draco6slayer 84 points 29 days ago
Mother, this food is distrusting. I cannot work with it if it refuses to respect
my integrity.

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[ ]deemikel79 16 points 29 days ago
My nephew says "yukky, it's usgusting"
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[ ]iamRYANGOSLINGama 3350 points 29 days ago
Ricin
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5974 points 29 days ago
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 2798 points 29 days ago
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 7936 points 29 days ago
RIP OP
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[ ]McHawtness 2766 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6891 points 29 days ago
RIP.
OP.
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[ ]Locnil[??] 1213 points 29 days ago
Wat
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[ ]GeneralNotorious 1435 points 29 days ago
Op is di
no
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4142 points 29 days ago
U r di
Jk plz liv
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[ ]Zetus 280 points 29 days ago
OP pls breath! you are losing your letters!
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[ ]ToastofDeath 62 points 29 days ago
1lyke = 1 lyfe
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[ ]Strindberg 19 points 29 days ago
OP shall rice from dead
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[ ]SomeonesBirthday 1400 points 29 days ago*
BUT YOU ARE OP
Edit: As of now, this is my top comment. Also, who was phone? I WAS PHONE.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3326 points 29 days ago
No sir, you're OP.
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[ ]nuts4coconuts 102 points 29 days ago
No, you're sir OP.

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[ ]K-i-p 45 points 29 days ago
Am not!
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[ ]CanadianDragon434 1079 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese, can confirm from experience
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2422 points 29 days ago
Parmesan cheese: 10/10 (on other foods from experience)
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
This is one of my favorites.
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[ ]Ninonskio 2069 points 29 days ago*
Parmesan cheese with race: 10/10
So the cheese isnt white?
Edit: I know white is a race, I said this assuming the cheese is white, because
you know, on occassion it is.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1878 points 29 days ago
I hate myself for all these errors.
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[ ]pearthon 1641 points 29 days ago
Ricist
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[ ]calinet6 26 points 29 days ago
This is sure to be under-appreciated in this thread, but it's genius.
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[ ]G0ATLY 238 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 481 points 29 days ago
Marshmallows: 10/10
Marshmallows with rice: 8/10
Pretty nice.
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[ ]dnwally 1124 points 29 days ago
Damn OP, if you really are eating all this shit you have a lot of cardio to do t
omorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4092 points 29 days ago
For sure. Probably gonna go to the gym later and do a whole pushup then come eat

more.
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[ ]furbygang 1167 points 29 days ago
Ah good. A whole pushup does burn about 2,000 calories, so you're golden.
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[ ]Maze9189 44 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the snack machine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 72 points 29 days ago
My favorite machine at the gym is the machine that turns the machines off.
A plug.
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[ ]Morningxafter 16 points 29 days ago
You should write a book. The world needs to know about [CAN EAT MORE]
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4153 points 29 days ago*
This is insane. i am insane.
Edit: Who keeps editing my comments
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3486 points 29 days ago
But seriously though I love you all.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3284 points 29 days ago
Like... So much.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2749 points 29 days ago
Four whole months of gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3890 points 29 days ago
Ugh I'm so happy have a great night everyone don't die in your sleep
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[ ]Montisa2008 1549 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me what to do!
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[ ]3hoho5 111 points 29 days ago
I'll be damned if I let some kid boss me around like that!
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[ ]frantasticle 21 points 28 days ago
cut off his dick and eat it, that will show him who's the boss!
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[ ]Liquidmentality 37 points 24 days ago
Dick: 3/10
Dick with rice: 8/10
Greatly improved the texture. Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]3hoho5 17 points 28 days ago
I got banned from /r/redditgetsdrawn yesterday for a dick eating-related joke. I
teased my friend about her drawing, she asked if I'd tried eating dick, I said
no, and asked if she could help me since she seemed to know her way around one.
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[ ]Psionnic 48 points 29 days ago
You are exactly what many should aspire to be: dedicated, creative, not afraid t
o get his hands dirty, kind. I'm really glad you exist.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 64 points 29 days ago
I'm glad you exist internet person (:
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[ ]Psionnic 20 points 29 days ago
Are you kidding me? That's almost an instant reply while you are on the frontpag
e getting flooded.
I'm not sure I have ever seen so much potential in a person of your age.
By the way, would you know a quick and easy way to count the number replies OP m
ade in his thread? I'm suddenly very curious.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 27 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to make sure that almost everyone gets a reply. And dear lordie I hav
e way too many replies to even count.
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[ ]ASK_ME_IF_IM_A_CHAIR 670 points 29 days ago
croutons
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[ ]No_this_is_patrick14 747 points 29 days ago
Are you a chair?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2470 points 29 days ago
Chair: not edible.
Chair with rice: what.
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[ ]theniceguytroll 55 points 29 days ago
Chair with rice: a big fucking mess
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[ ]cr42 39 points 29 days ago
Of all your responses in this thread, this is my favorite. Thank you for doing t
his cross-over between an AskReddit and an AMA. Next time, you should do "spaghe
tti + [blank]".
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
I actually may do that, but noodles are a bit more expensive, so I'm not as sure
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[ ]cr42 37 points 29 days ago
I think you could convince reddit to crowd fund the expenses in exchange for pic
tures of each dish along with your rating(s). It'd be like the new Epic Meal Tim
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 63 points 29 days ago
not edible
You aren't trying enough, OP: 5/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 143 points 29 days ago
I'm trying to eat my chair right now it is not working.
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[ ]PeopleofYouTube 44 points 29 days ago


I love you, OP: 10/10
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[ ]steampoweredsquirrel 1966 points 29 days ago
Can we start a subreddit devoted to this?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1973 points 29 days ago
Go ahead and start it up! It sounds like a great idea!
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[ ]3agl 161 points 29 days ago
/r/withrice
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[ ]Chomposaur_ 20 points 29 days ago
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[ ]Cogitotoro 3849 points 29 days ago
Chewing gum.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5065 points 29 days ago
Minty chewing gum: 9/10
Minty chewing gum with rice: 4/10
Bubble gum: 8/10
Bubble gum with rice: 2/10
The rice gets stuck in the bubble gum pretty badly and makes it have an awkward
taste and feeling.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 1582 points 29 days ago
Ugh, did you chew and swallow all that gum and rice? You might have a rough time
tomorrow.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4434 points 29 days ago*
Nope, I spit. My mother would think I was a failure.
EDIT: Sorry, some edited my comment in class what a little shit.
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[ ]Cogitotoro 2077 points 29 days ago*
EDIT: this comment, formerly funny, has to go because I just read farther down i
n the comments that OP is 14 years old. Let's take it easy on the kid.
ETA: My first gold! shiny! That really makes up for the f-you this comment alrea
dy earned, which was depressing me. Perfect.
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[ ]LeftShift 124 points 29 days ago
Now I really want to know what You said.
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[ ]Jellyman64 93 points 29 days ago
mom
chewed and spit
Uh, later in the comments...
broken arm
sigh
Sigh.
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[ ]Flight714 60 points 29 days ago

It's not really too offensive without context. Here:


Mom encouraged you to swallow?
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[ ]LeftShift 35 points 29 days ago
I was expecting a joke like that, but his edit just made it all that more intrig
uing.
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[ ]IDrankTheKoolaid78 166 points 29 days ago
She always did.
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[ ]mumi1994 109 points 29 days ago
Can chewing gum really be classified as food?
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[ ]Cogitotoro 61 points 29 days ago
Ooh, pedantic but good point. I think OP eating it makes it qualify for these pu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 59 points 29 days ago
So I can eat anything to make it a food?
Interesting.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2297 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4731 points 29 days ago
Soggy bread: 1/10
Soggy bread rice sammich: 4/10
I guess it helped a bit.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]mutatersalad 2138 points 29 days ago*
I like this one. Definitely the most begrudging "thank you." In your whole post.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 4100 points 29 days ago
It's kind of a sad and angry way of saying thanks for your useless crap.
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[ ]Willbuscus 62 points 29 days ago
Haha I like you
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[ ]chairitable 34 points 29 days ago
I lol'd for a solid couple minutes, thank you op
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[ ]thektulu7 25 points 29 days ago
Yeah, this thread is producing genuine laughs, with actual sound, every time I s
croll down some more. I think I'll be here a while....
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[ ]Ochovarium 637 points 29 days ago
Tagged in RES as "thinks soggy bread is tasty".

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[ ]Spectra_Trivecta 19 points 29 days ago
Confirmed not Gavin Free.
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[ ]rooftoptile 377 points 29 days ago
Bananas
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 668 points 29 days ago
Banana: 9/10
Banana with rice: 7/10
Might sound really gross but is actually not too shabby.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1317 points 29 days ago
Sweet bread fried in sheep blood
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2659 points 29 days ago
Welp... Don't have any of that in my local store.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 1526 points 29 days ago
Consider moving then.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2044 points 29 days ago
I'm coming to your house ASAP.
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[ ]OpticCostMeMyAccount 2023 points 29 days ago
I live at P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5281 points 29 days ago
Banned for personal information.
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[ ]PvM_Virus 164 points 29 days ago
This ain't RuneScape
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[ ]The_White_Light 71 points 29 days ago
I live at ** ******* ** ******* **** ******
Runescape.
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[ ]Noohandle 150 points 29 days ago
You live at hunter2? That's not even a valid address!
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[ ]beckertastic 40 points 29 days ago
My password!
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[ ]rudeboyskunk 38 points 29 days ago
OP you're on your fucking game today, never change
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[ ]Draco6slayer 29 points 29 days ago
I swear to God, this is the best OP ever. I'm literally laughing out loud here.
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[ ]Puppier 23 points 29 days ago
OP can into fascist mods.
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[ ]foo_fighter 87 points 29 days ago
Blood + rice? There is a special sausage found in Spain (and some latin american
countries) called "Morcilla" that is made with blood and rice. Absolutely delic
ious.
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[ ]Bigsharkey 94 points 29 days ago
MRE Do it now.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 215 points 29 days ago
But are MRE's even good in the first place?
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[ ]mwproductions 37 points 29 days ago
Seems like rice would be a vast improvement.
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[ ]DirtyWordsHere 17 points 29 days ago
Am enlisted, can confirm: MREs are not as bad as they're chalked up to be.
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[ ]DominizZzle 2930 points 29 days ago
Ghost pepper salsa
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6685 points 29 days ago
Nope!
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[ ]Shniggles 1426 points 29 days ago
If it makes any difference Ghost Peppers aren't even the spiciest thing known to
man anymore.
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[ ]Juicebox2012 5550 points 29 days ago*
"If it makes any difference, mountain lions aren't the deadliest thing to humans
." I still sure as hell ain't going near that shit
OBLIGATORY EDIT: Dayum. Gold. Thanks whoever you are.
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[ ]geekmuseNU 1553 points 29 days ago
"Why won't you let me shoot you? It's just a 9 mm, I could've used my shotgun!"
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[ ]monhundaxter 122 points 29 days ago
Start with small bullets in order to build up immunity for larger bullets.
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[ ]iwumbo2 424 points 29 days ago
Lava isn't the hottest thing known to man, but are you going near lava? Didn't t
hink so.
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[ ]Shniggles 239 points 29 days ago
If I had one of those suits volcanologists wear, then hell yeah I would.
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[ ]BadBowlOfGrits 39 points 29 days ago


It's the scorpion pepper now, and let me tell you, that bitch is hot. It starts
off about as hot as a habanero and steadily gets hotter and hotter. To me it see
med like it kept getting hotter for about 5 minutes before it stabilized to a cr
ippling heat. I ate 5 pieces of white bread and drank 3 glasses of milk before i
t even thought about dying down. All in all though, 6/10 would do again.
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[ ]Shniggles 38 points 29 days ago
The scorpion pepper was actually topped by the Carolina Reaper couple of years b
ack according to the Guinness World Records.
Haven't tried one yet, but I have eaten the scorpion pepper. Instant regret, hah
a.
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[ ]abmo224 86 points 29 days ago
I've eaten a few ghost peppers, and while they are extremely hot, they are NOTHI
NG compared to the Carolina Reaper. I put a slice of the pepper in my mouth, and
chewed it for a few seconds. It wasn't bad at all. Spicy, but not much worse th
an chewing on any other "hot" pepper. The instant I swallowed it though, my thro
at clinched shut. My face immediately went 100% numb from the nose down, and sno
t, spit, and tears drained out of their respective orifices nonstop for a good 1
0 minutes. I looked like Munch's The Scream because I was completely unable to c
ontrol my facial muscles enough to close my mouth. I couldn't speak intelligibly
because my tongue was entirely limp. After several minutes of this, I returned
to normal (though my mouth was still on fire) and went about my night. At like 4
am, I woke up with an intense stomach ache, and ralphed that fiery fucker into
the toilet, getting to enjoy the burn a second time.
10/10 for novelty, will never do again
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[ ]arkofcovenant 1166 points 29 days ago
This is the best thread
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2585 points 29 days ago
No, you're the best thread!
Wait.
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[ ]techbeast34 1179 points 29 days ago
y-you too
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[ ]edmart3 37 points 29 days ago
...senpai
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[ ]Rafikim 18 points 29 days ago
OP this may sound very forward and I've only known you for maybe 10 minutes but
I've never had a better OP :')
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[ ]SirLazarus 1850 points 29 days ago*
The stuff Popeye's eating to get the muscles.
edit: Apparently he was eating Spinach all along.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3124 points 29 days ago

Spinach: 7/10
Spinach with rice: 8/10
Tastes kind of like a sushi wrap except no sushi.
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[ ]pull_my_finger_AGAIN 599 points 29 days ago
Did you cook the spinach? Sounds good if you did. We cook ours with spicy shrimp
paste bagoong. It's A+
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[ ]bumblebelle 37 points 29 days ago
Mabuhay!
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[ ]radiant_hippo 20 points 29 days ago
I don't know what the hell a bagoong is, but it sounds hella fun. I want ten.
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[ ]falconfetus8 19 points 29 days ago
An improvement! Finally, a combination with use!
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 180 points 29 days ago
Spinach?
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[ ]mr_flibble13 235 points 29 days ago
You can't tell me Popeye gets buff from just spinach. That fucker must be on som
ething.
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[ ]5i3ncef4n7 215 points 29 days ago*
'Roid-laced spinach?
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[ ]Ochovarium 346 points 29 days ago
SpinacHGH
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[ ]tomtwin2 911 points 29 days ago
Nothing. Rice is fucking bomb yo.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1633 points 29 days ago
True. But isn't spaghetti better?
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[ ]tomtwin2 110 points 29 days ago
Depends on what kind of sauce is in it.
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[ ]Jonathant86 369 points 29 days ago
Spaghetti sauce
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[ ]Ovenchicken 140 points 29 days ago
How about rice sauce?
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[ ]Jonathant86 186 points 29 days ago
10/10
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 396 points 29 days ago
Mom's rice spaghetti.
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[ ]AquaBuffalo 20 points 29 days ago

It's quite a waste of he vomits it all over his brand new sweater though.
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[ ]Broswagonist 5602 points 29 days ago*
This thread: 10/10
This thread with rice: 10/10
Edit: I'm not even OP guys, why am I the second top comment? That said, I'm Asia
n, and this much karma for rice is awesome.
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[ ]Yunicorn 1322 points 29 days ago
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]Gwam 34 points 29 days ago
11/10
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[ ][deleted] 5790 points 29 days ago
Nothing, rice goes with everything.
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[ ]ThatGoob 782 points 29 days ago
Filipino here, can confirm.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 2623 points 29 days ago
mercury
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 9591 points 29 days ago
Don't have a mercury, but I do have a mars.
Mars bar: 9/10
Mars bar over rice: 6/10
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]dbcooper_is_alive 3352 points 29 days ago
well played...
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[ ]Ratelslangen2 637 points 29 days ago
Now try a milky way.
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[ ]crimson117 124 points 29 days ago
Red wine
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 341 points 29 days ago
Can't, I'm 14 :(
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[ ]crimson117 228 points 29 days ago
Okay, then candy cane crumbles.
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[ ]oliethefolie 40 points 29 days ago


Then age 4 years, God. The youth today are such slackers!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 131 points 29 days ago
Okay, doing it as fast as possible, give me 4 years.
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[ ]djhartX 32 points 29 days ago
You can do it OP
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[ ]Ceathor 17 points 28 days ago
I can't believe you're 14. You're the coolest 14 year old I've ever seen period.
Question: how much money did you spend doing this thread?
Also: make a youtube channel for this stuff. Would be amazing.
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[ ]Zeldaelias 39 points 24 days ago
Normal 14 year olds online: 0/10
Normal 14 year olds online with rice: 10/10
Thank you for your suggestion
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[ ]TheSandyRavage 407 points 29 days ago
Damn, this thread reminded me about arroz con leche. Haven't had that shit in a
while.
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 1374 points 29 days ago
TIL that OP does deliver.
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[ ]PrudeJesus 152 points 29 days ago
It's not delivery. It's digiorno over rice.
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[ ]popvt 54 points 29 days ago
Did he post proof? At all?
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[ ]Potato_Master_Race 41 points 29 days ago
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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[ ]AbnormalDream 121 points 29 days ago
Wait? You can make rice bad?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 224 points 29 days ago
Impossible, but it can be made bad with other things on it.
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[ ]mwproductions 54 points 29 days ago
You could burn the rice considerably. That would make it pretty bad.
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3491 points 29 days ago
Holy shit, this entire thread is amazing.
10/10, OP. You get gold.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3096 points 29 days ago

I don't need gold, just seeing others giving me an excuse to eat food is good en
ough (:
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[ ]Eliwood_of_Pherae 4985 points 29 days ago
No, fuck you. You're getting gold and you're going to fucking like it.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2522 points 29 days ago
Jesus christ thank you so much!
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[ ]SerendipityHappens 176 points 29 days ago
That's not Jesus Christ, that's Ellwood.
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[ ]Kehndy12 51 points 29 days ago
That's not Ellwood, that's Eliwood.
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[ ]SanityNotFound 20 points 29 days ago
That's not just Eliwood, that's Eliwood of Pherae.
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[ ]fully_coolie 28 points 29 days ago
Gold over rice.
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[ ]deltopia 55 points 29 days ago
Gold - 14K/10
Gold with rice - 0/10
Broke all my teeth, taste of blood and shattered enamel really killed my appetit
e.
Thank you for your suggestion!
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[ ]heliowalton 36 points 29 days ago
OP - 10/10
OP with rice - 11/10
Surprisingly funny.
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]sirmesservy 159 points 29 days ago
Durian
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[ ]sikballa 34 points 29 days ago
Durian with sticky rice is fucking delicious PLS
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[ ]Piogre 16 points 29 days ago
Maybe OP will get back to this one after he finds a broadsword to hack the thing
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[ ]Spencershollow 52 points 29 days ago
rice milk
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 139 points 29 days ago
I already tried that, well with fruitty pebbles added, and it was pretty satisfy
ing.
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[ ]Spencershollow 83 points 29 days ago


jesus christ youre a savage
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[ ]amerett0 102 points 29 days ago
Ice cream, only because as a kid I was often lectured on not being able to have
two good things together as in "You wouldn't eat ice cream with rice. That's why
you can't have X with Y"
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 178 points 29 days ago
I read this earlier and tried it out, I got to say it sweetened the rice and mad
e it not too bad (:
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[ ]MoFro343 338 points 29 days ago
So are we all in agreement that /u/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI is definitely, completely,
absolutely, (un)officially the Best OP Ever? Can we get like a really shitty in
ternet plaque for him or something?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 98 points 29 days ago
Give me Reddit Silver!
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[ ]NSA_security_post 33 points 27 days ago
http://i.imgur.com/8yU3Z6k.png?1
<3<3<3
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 168 points 28 days ago
Guys. 9 months of gold on the submission, and an extra 7 months on other comment
s? Guys stahp!
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[ ]dickcockboner 130 points 29 days ago
Toenails. If not, refried beans
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 499 points 29 days ago
Toenails: -3/10
Toenails with rice: -2/10
Think this is stupid? I ate it WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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[ ]BPeretzel 136 points 29 days ago
Sorry, right this way sir.
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[ ]DrawManda 43 points 29 days ago
This thread is hilarious! I just wanted to be part of the Magic by commenting at
the end. Thank you, OP. You're delightful!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
You are now officially part of the magic!
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[ ]ThatGuyYouArent 85 points 29 days ago
Are you actually trying these?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 248 points 29 days ago
Indeed! I have lots of leftover rice from thanksgiving.
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[ ]blacbear 22 points 29 days ago

You're Asian aren't you


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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 112 points 29 days ago
White. Like my rice.
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[ ]Dylan14427 22 points 29 days ago
Regardless of ethnicity, I've never heard of a family serving rice at thanksgivi
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[ ]megnifique 82 points 29 days ago
Coleslaw. Kfc coleslaw.
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[ ]stln00b 45 points 29 days ago
God damn...how much rice do you have?!
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[ ]enolprod 76 points 29 days ago
cranberry sauce
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[ ]Just_1_Second 77 points 29 days ago
Do Altoids count?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 360 points 29 days ago
Is Altoids an instrument?
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[ ]Goodkat25 61 points 29 days ago
meta with rice: 8/10
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[ ]joelthezombie15 147 points 29 days ago
Rice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 581 points 29 days ago
Divide by zero.
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[ ]Hastaroth 181 points 29 days ago
Nah rice/rice=1
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[ ]rymdstoft 115 points 29 days ago
Potato
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 293 points 29 days ago
Baked potato: 9/10
Baked potato with rice: 9/10
Hey not bad... This is actually pretty decent.
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[ ]Marilsanya 197 points 29 days ago
ITT: OP is a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 277 points 29 days ago
You're a pretty cool guy.
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[ ]JustinCasy 134 points 29 days ago
Are you a dog, OP?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 306 points 29 days ago
Maybe. Just maybe.
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[ ]wynaut_23 2395 points 29 days ago*
"This tastes like pure shit!
Thank you for your suggestion."
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[ ]spros 53 points 28 days ago
"This tastes like pure shit!
Shit: 1/10
Shit over rice: 3/10
I guess it helped a little. Thanks for the suggestion!"
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[ ]Deltr0nZer0 18 points 28 days ago
Can't. stop. reading. this. thread.
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[ ]she-sings-the-blues 33 points 29 days ago
I do feel like rice goes with nearly everything... umm, maybe strawberry jam?
OP, be careful that you don't get sick!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 79 points 29 days ago
Who cares if I get sick, I'm making people happy!
Strawberry jam: 9/10
Strawberry jam with rice: 8/10
It makes like a sweet layer on top of the rice it's actually pretty good.
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[ ]xoalyssababy 117 points 29 days ago
When I was in elementary school, I had a really good friend that I used to alway
s hang out at her house after school. Her whole family was vegetarian, so whenev
er I came over, I was introduced to a lot of food that I was not used to eating
at home.....
I will never forget the day that when it was time for dinner, we ate strawberrie
s and bananas over rice.....
And that is my answer to what tasty food would be disgusting if eaten over rice.
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[ ]bobbysq 27 points 29 days ago
Vanilla Extract.
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[ ]CGA001 50 points 29 days ago
This is probably the best thread I have seen on reddit in a long time. Thank you
so much OP for making me laugh my ass off like a psychopath.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 68 points 29 days ago
You're welcome! Have a great night!
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[ ]IShadowfactor 24 points 29 days ago

Hot Cheetos
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[ ]Priusasaurus 83 points 29 days ago
Casu marzu
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 226 points 29 days ago
I don't believe I have that here, sorry.
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[ ]obsidian_butterfly 41 points 29 days ago
Cheese with maggots in it. Literally means worm cheese. Is a delicary in sardini
a and sicily.
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[ ]mwproductions 18 points 29 days ago
You may have just introduced me to the first cheese I might not like.
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[ ]yoloswaggyswag420 54 points 29 days ago
I have upvoted every single comment in this thread by hand
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 97 points 29 days ago
Holy moly that's a ton of work. I applaud you.
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[ ]Acester47 16 points 29 days ago
I know this is a "late post" but this video/series would answer your question pe
rfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z558gS4ocYU
I've watched every one of these and they're great. :)
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[ ]heriman 564 points 29 days ago
A young asian girls crusty panties
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2771 points 29 days ago
Octopus: 10/10
Octopus with rice: Too poor for that.
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[ ]SuperiorRobot 157 points 29 days ago
I'm never letting my kid get on the internet.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 302 points 29 days ago
Please don't. Everyone on here is awful, well atleast I am.
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[ ]Hawkens27 109 points 29 days ago
Can I just say, you single handedly have made this my favorite AskReddit Thread.
Please, do more.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 119 points 29 days ago
I'll make sure to in the future!
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[ ]abutterfly 26 points 29 days ago
You are, without question, one of the funniest people on reddit. I'm crying laug
hing so hard
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[ ]CowboyFlipflop 80 points 29 days ago


Haha. Disgusting. What the hell.
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[ ]twincam 40 points 29 days ago
Considering your age, this is the answer that impressed me the most.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 65 points 29 days ago
Oops. I've been deep on the internet.
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[ ]Multi21 102 points 29 days ago
Uhhh
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[ ]nxtnguyen 24 points 29 days ago
Squid with rice is 10/10. Squid on its own is really good too. Just prepare it w
ith savory stuff and get it from your local asian supermarket.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 47 points 29 days ago
Well played.
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[ ]BackBone_ 20 points 29 days ago
Wow, rice is getting pretty expensive these days huh
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 74 points 29 days ago
It's a whole dollar. I don't have a whole dollar.
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[ ]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 29 points 29 days ago
Mayonnaise.
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[ ]randomphilosopher 101 points 29 days ago
No instruments!
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[ ]nannal 36 points 28 days ago*
Have you ever been in a kitchen with just peanut butter and rice?
I have, I know how that feels,. You look at it and think "I shouldn't, should?"
and then you're cooking the rice, in the back of your mind you know what will ha
ppen but you're happy to lie to yourself "I'll have just rice, it'll be fine"
Thne the rice is cooked, it's the moment of truth, would you ever possibly put p
eanut butt.. oh too late, there's peanut butter on the rice now, and it's kind o
f meling, well stir it in I guess. then you take your first tentative mouthful.
Let me not understate this, sweet lord in heaven is that shit good.
If angels wings were to fall off, then be eaten by those angels and shat into a
bowl it could never taste anything half as good as this, you know it, the rice k
nows it, it has found its soul mate, they were made to be together but held apar
t by forces unknown, welcome to culinary romeo and juliet, you just became cooke
ries shakespeare, and you're just a little ashamed of it.
Then it's happening, you're shoveling globules of peanut-rice-mess into your fac
e hole, you know it's not right, you know your parents would cry if they had see
n what you had become but it is so damn good.
Then it hits you, you know in marathons there's the concept of the wall, I've ne
ver run anything more than to the toilet and only then when very drunk and findi
ng out what redigested vomit tastes like (honestly, not as good as peanut-rice,
just saying) but there it is, the wall.
You look at the rice, it looks back at you, slightly gleaming with it's fatty nu
tty covering and you both know what's going to happen. You're already full, you'
ve eaten as much as you could, but there's half left.

you sit back, looking at what you've made, remembering how it felt and rolling i
n the afterglow of the taste. You don't have an option, the boot camp sergeant o
f your brain has told you to eat and by fucking god will you eat.
I've never hated myself more than when I was shoveling peanut rice into my mouth
, bearly enjoying it anymore, just knowing I couldn't leave this in the bin, wha
t if someone saw?
And you're down to the last mouthful, you've made it this far, but you pause, th
inking about the emotional trauma you've been through just for something that wa
sn't just rice to eat, carefully stabbing it with the fork, you pause, you breat
h in deep, inhaling that scent, knowing that this is it, this is all that's left
, you place it gently on your tongue, rolling it around to ensure full flavour a
bsorption. You swallow.
Then it's over. if there's ever been a more uncomfortable contentment I imagine
it happens in truckers bathrooms. you've been through hell and back and you know
it.
Peanut butter and rice, it's bad, but goddamn if it isn't gods only gift to us t
hen he did a terrible job with everything else.
Now I know what you're thinking, this guy just switched between you and I maybe
a hundred times in this post, why would he do that, clearly he has a mastery of
the english language but why would he make such a simple mistake?
It's simple dear redditor, we're in this together, like peanut butter on rice, w
e weren't supposed to be and yet we are. I cant predict the future, but I know n
ext time you go to the kitchen you'll see the rice, you'll see the peanut butter
and an hour later you'll know just how right I was, we were in this together, i
t was you and I and maybe, just maybe, one day, you too will be brave enough to
tell the world as I am doing now.
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[ ]FireDonut 12 points 29 days ago
Fun dip
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[ ]ColeTheo 12 points 29 days ago
Vegemite
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[ ]purplelimes 13 points 29 days ago
Watermelon
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[ ]DMTdynomite 12 points 29 days ago
Cotton candy
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[ ]RolandOfEld33 14 points 29 days ago
Cinnamon toast crunch
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[ ]pabst-the-bunny 36 points 29 days ago
hot wings
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[ ]mronio 12 points 29 days ago
Multi-grain crackers
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[ ]BoyceKRP 11 points 29 days ago
I'm so sad I missed this ):
This is the shit I love seeing on Reddit. More meta community stuff!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 16 points 29 days ago
Hopefully you'll be able to catch the next time I do something like this!
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[ ]DerpYoshi 34 points 29 days ago

Bacon.
stabbed by a member of the Bacon Order
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 86 points 29 days ago
Already did chocolate bacon so obviously I did bacon beforehand!
Bacon: 10/10
Bacon with rice: 7/10
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[ ]thedoze 103 points 29 days ago
a bag of dicks. (damn)
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 994 points 29 days ago
Ask your mother she probably knows.
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[ ]krutch1 86 points 29 days ago
You're fucking killing it here
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 214 points 29 days ago
Do you love me dad
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[ ]krutch1 74 points 29 days ago
I wouldn't go that far
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 179 points 29 days ago
Why can't dad love me
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[ ]ilia054 133 points 29 days ago
hyooooooooo
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[ ]kitchenmaniac111 115 points 29 days ago
You're the funniest 14 year old I've seen on the internet. And I've seen one. So
nice job, fuckboi.
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[ ]CloudyFenrir 10 points 29 days ago
Skittles
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 30 points 29 days ago
Tried this, not the best, but it did make the rice all colory which was awesome!
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[ ]so_illogical 18 points 29 days ago
Sour patch kids
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[ ]32brownies 8 points 29 days ago
Applesauce
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[ ]Enigma945 9 points 14 days ago
Rice. Putting rice over rice created infinite cycle of rice. Universe now consis
ts solely of rice.
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[ ]thisisntandy 38 points 29 days ago
Fur ball
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 225 points 29 days ago
Are you a cat? I do not enjoy eating fur balls.
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[ ]ThatKidInTheCorners 39 points 29 days ago
Well we know it isn't andy

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[ ]stander-j 6 points 29 days ago
Canned Tuna
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[ ]mwproductions 10 points 29 days ago
I used to make "cheesy tuna rice" in college all the time. So fucking good.
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[ ]Appleton_estate 6 points 29 days ago
What are you talking about?? I used to eat this all the time when I was a poor s
tudent. If it weren't for canned tuna and rice, I would be dead.
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[ ]guywhodoesnothing 7 points 24 days ago
Jolly ranchers.
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[ ]Mxricle 17 points 29 days ago
You have gotten over 100k comment karma through this thread. I envy you
PS I thought I was the only 14 year-old on reddit
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 38 points 29 days ago
Me too, I never really know that this many 14 year olds were on here.
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[ ]dukiejbv 12 points 29 days ago
I WISH OP TOOK PICS
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[ ]mak64 6 points 29 days ago
Strawberry jam.
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[ ]TheChumpHunter 6 points 29 days ago
Marshmallow Fluff
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[ ]Steph1er 7 points 29 days ago
With Rice I don't know, but don't eat babybel cheese with ketchup. I experimente
d and 0/10 would not do it again.
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[ ]Legobegobego 6 points 29 days ago
I don't care if everything OP has said is made up, I received some very bad news
today and this thread has at least made me laugh a lot.
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[ ]_BigmacIII 5 points 24 days ago
How much karma have you gotten from this thread?
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[ ]trevzman 888 points 29 days ago
Rice crispy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1141 points 29 days ago
Finally getting to this!
Rice crispy: 10/10
Rice crispy with rice: 5/10
Weird taste to be added to rice cripsy. Not the right cereal to be rice'd.
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[ ]BLeeTheKing 29 points 29 days ago
Implying that there is a right cereal to be rice-d.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 54 points 29 days ago
Fruity pebbles were great!

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[ ]SpaceLawlrus 4293 points 29 days ago
Can you imagine the people working in the grocery store are thinking with some k
id coming in every 15 or so minutes buying more rice and various other items?
There he is again, what the hell?
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[ ]theabberdoo 424 points 29 days ago
Where do you get all this money?
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[ ]nichiatu 82 points 29 days ago
My dad owns the other store down the street, you know the one with the ropes and
weird clothes and those long rubber things my mom has a lot of in her third dra
wer.
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[ ]ryansoper 59 points 25 days ago
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
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[ ]is_a_real_boy 29 points 20 days ago
Wobbly sausage 10/10
Wobbly sausage with rice 9/10
The rice stuck to the sausage a little too much
Thanks for your suggestion
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[ ]prettyinsoulpunk 32 points 28 days ago
I bet OP just misjudged the amount of rice to put in the rice cooker and didn't
know what to do.
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[ ]MyNameIsZaxer2 21 points 29 days ago*
He probably waited until all the top comments came in and then bought and ate it
all at once.
Edit: nevermind, apparently op's just fucking nuts.
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[ ]deemikel79 49 points 29 days ago
He just says he has a pregnant wife at home which confuses them even more
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[ ]RJB1337 2110 points 29 days ago
Cereal
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3794 points 29 days ago
Fruity Pebbles + milk: 9/10
Fruity Pebbles + milk over rice: 8/10
It's like fruity rice milk!
Thank you for your suggestion.
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[ ]RJB1337 248 points 29 days ago
Pass, rice milk is not my favorite
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[ ]oftenlygetscatraped 85 points 29 days ago
Have you tried it though ? I think it's delicious. You toast the rice slightly t
hen blend it and it tastes like a popcorn milkshake.
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[ ]Ochovarium 144 points 29 days ago

Specifically Rice Krispies.


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[ ]3agl 145 points 29 days ago
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Rice Riceys!
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[ ]LordLior 3420 points 29 days ago
Ice.
Rice is amazing with almost anything else.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 15601 points 29 days ago
So this one had to be cooked for various reasons. I boiled the rice and the ice,
and I was left with rice.
10/10
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[ ]notstephanie 3345 points 29 days ago
A+
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[ ]atlamarksman 269 points 29 days ago
Nice as Ice on Rice.
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[ ]pearthon 21 points 29 days ago
Someone get this man a science.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 49 points 29 days ago
I took science class once I got a 12% but atleast I did better than Billy.
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[ ]Rotmg_Chain 39 points 29 days ago
Rice is just ice with an r.
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[ ]thektulu7 19 points 29 days ago
Ice - 7/10
R - 18/26
RIce - wat
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[ ]Dirt_Track_Racer 138 points 29 days ago
I've been on Reddit since I was 13 (5 years ago), and to date - you are my favor
ite OP yet.
10/10 A+++++ would upvote again -IGN
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[ ]Wild_Shiny_Eevee 59 points 29 days ago
7.8/10 Too much rice - IGN
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 412 points 29 days ago
Tang, or Kool aid powder.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 1511 points 29 days ago
Lemonade kool aid powder: 0/10 how is this good?
Lemonade kool aid powder with rice: 1/10 I guess?
It's like dissapointment in a package!
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[ ]Y_orickBrown 81 points 29 days ago


I am weird, I used to eat the powdered drinks unmixed.
It was a more of a love for the citric acid than anything else.
I once got chemical burns on my tongue from eating pure citric acid.
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[ ]domdanial 23 points 29 days ago
Can confirm. Straight citric acid locks my jaw and makes me drool.
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[ ]skateonyourlife 19 points 29 days ago
So like you when you were delivered by UPS! That's where babies come from right?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 56 points 29 days ago
No I was born in FedEx nice try though!
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[ ]matthewjpb 1528 points 29 days ago
Orange juice.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3373 points 29 days ago
Orange juice: 10/10
Orange juice with rice: 3/10
I don't think most drinks are good with rice.
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[ ]Bernkitty 73 points 29 days ago
I've laughed harder at all your responses than ever before on any thread. Thanks
OP.
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[ ]JocklyTiger 2662 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 3903 points 29 days ago
Jelly beans: 8/10
Jelly beans with rice: 4/10
Little too weird on the textures and not the best flavors either.
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[ ]Vertigo666 101 points 29 days ago
That's because you didn't pair it with your finest milk steak.
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[ ]flying_bastard 3626 points 29 days ago
Oranges.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6583 points 29 days ago
Oranges: 10/10!
Oranges with rice: 4/10
This is not a good one.
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[ ]Shoesfromtexas 4868 points 29 days ago
Didn't even thank for the suggestion
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[ ]h3lblad3 2132 points 29 days ago
He wasn't thankful for it.
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[ ]cr42 123 points 29 days ago


Judging by the comment at the end, mildly resentful, even.
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[ ]ToastofDeath 36 points 29 days ago
This is not a good one.
Does that answer your suggestion to the suggestion?
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[ ]MoshiMoshiKamiDesu 81 points 29 days ago
Upping the ante on this one: orange juice with heavy pulp.
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[ ]BalancedEdge 1662 points 29 days ago
Cake.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2813 points 29 days ago
Carrot cake: 10/10
Carrot cake with rice: 6/10
Tastes pretty bad, but can cake ever really be that bad?
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[ ]timmywong11 610 points 29 days ago
Use chocolate cake.
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[ ]Sickofyourshitman 2023 points 29 days ago
Or a short skirt and a long jacket.
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[ ]GuillotineGash 89 points 29 days ago
Now you're really Going The Distance.
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[ ]iPoisonxL 21 points 29 days ago
Ricecake.
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[ ]rbrduk 1827 points 29 days ago
pumpkin pie
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2804 points 29 days ago
Slice of pumpkin pie: 9/10
Slice of pumpkin pie with rice: 7/10
Like peanut butter, this really masks the rice and doesn't change it too much.
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[ ]Farnswirth 86 points 29 days ago
wat. Rice is 10/10 but pumpkin pie is only 9?! I call BS.
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[ ]singletracks 1678 points 29 days ago
Beer. Even when that beer is Coconut Curry Hefeweizen and it seems like it would
taste good over rice. It definitely does not.
...not that I would know or anything.

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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5466 points 29 days ago
14, can't do anything alcoholic sadly.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 4631 points 29 days ago*
You're by far the funniest fourteen year old I've ever encountered.
Edit: the details on OP's age are sketchy
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 5625 points 29 days ago
Does that mean I'm not an accident anymore?
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[ ]tra3 3068 points 29 days ago
No you're still an accident, but you're our accident :)
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[ ]rjmana 356 points 29 days ago
d'aww
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[ ]rustede30 162 points 29 days ago
You are the child of reddit now.
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[ ]RagingVoodooSorcerer 20 points 29 days ago
"Our favorite/best accident."
As my mother would say.
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[ ]crawlingkingsnake6 21 points 29 days ago
Woah woah, lets not get ahead of ourselves there
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[ ]FORCEFUL_FISTING 18 points 29 days ago
I think that means you're no longer an unwanted accident.
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 32 points 29 days ago
I love you all!
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[ ]KhalmiNatty 31 points 29 days ago
Kudos, dude or dudette. This has been one of the better threads I've seen in qui
te a while!
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[ ]zt666 74 points 29 days ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpyul/who_would_like_to_get_their_ph
oto_drawn_by_an_8/
http://www.reddit.com/r/DrunkOrAKid/comments/1mec1x/i_cried_for_an_hour_when_my_
ice_cream_dropped_on/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cz9hk/i_still_feel_bad_about_it_
today/
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2bub7n/she_was_my_favorite_neighbor/
http://www.reddit.com/user/DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI/submitted/#page=4
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[ ]symon_says 88 points 29 days ago
The hilarious thing is that no one even cares if he's lying, the rice has spoken
.
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[ ]colintmsmith 17 points 29 days ago
If meaningless stories entertain me, i don't care if they're true or not.
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[ ]doobiebrother 58 points 29 days ago


14 year old with an 8 year old kid. 8/14 with or without rice
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[ ]DerpYoshi 134 points 29 days ago
How old is the average Redditor, anyway?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 507 points 29 days ago
Ask the magical fedora.
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[ ]a_legit_account 35 points 29 days ago
The sorting Fedora? I feel like there has to be a GIF of that somewhere...
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[ ]Hashashiyyin 51 points 29 days ago
While not helpful I think the range was 17-24
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[ ]SovietPoland 324 points 29 days ago
At least not legally.
Ayyyyyy
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[ ]aaron611 52 points 29 days ago
So I saw this and thought I'd sub in for our awesome friend here, since I just h
appened to haven some leftover rice for dinner.
Blue Moon beer - 9/10
Blue Moon over rice - 6/10
Taste isn't even that bad, but I made a serious miscalculation over the fact tha
t the rice would warm up the beer.
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[ ]QSquared 1642 points 29 days ago
Jello
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 2741 points 29 days ago
Jello: 10/10
Jello with rice: 8/10
This really should be a thing.
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[ ]buttsack_ka_cha 106 points 29 days ago
Really? That sounds awful.
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[ ]sjerose 24 points 29 days ago
It was in 50's. Gelatin in everything - tuna mayo Jello banana loaf, anyone?
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[ ]-NAhL- 2000 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 6268 points 29 days ago
Mac and cheese with rice: 9/10
Mac and cheese with rice with rice: 9/10
Haha I'm so funny no I'm not but it was pretty good would reccomend.

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[ ]remahwn 300 points 29 days ago
I love this thread so much!!
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 363 points 29 days ago
I love you so much.
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[ ]HeWentToJared91 115 points 29 days ago
Wanna have nasty rough sex?
Over rice?
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[ ]DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI[S] 424 points 29 days ago
Sure but you can't finish on me, you have to finish
over rice
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