Kubler Klan

Surprise in the Hood

CHARACTERS

RASCAL (played by Alexis Perez)- He is a 25 year-old cholo born on the streets of

East Los Angeles. Whenever there is a problem between gangs, everyone calls
Rascal to settle the conflict. He knows that hes got Baby Girl wrapped around his
finger and he keeps her around to conceal his secret. He is actually in love with his
sideman Lil Loco, but he hasnt told anyone with fears that people would look down
at him and question his authority.
LIL LOCO (played by Chelsea Molato)- He is a 22 year-old cholo adopted into the
home of Rascal. He sees Rascal as his best friend, but he knows that Rascal will
always be the main authority figure. He is in love with Baby Joker, but he will never
confess his love because she is Rascals girl.
BABY JOKER (played by Christina Rodriguez)- Migrated from Boyle heights with her
sister Shy Girl. She is in love with Rascal, but Lil Loco has a mad crush on her. She is
the more confident seductive sister who is willing to do anything to get Rascals
attention. She has a huge secret that will shock everyone.
SHY GIRL (played by Ashley Reuben)- Still trying to adjust to the move from Boyle
Heights, she falls in love with Lil Loco and is confused on why he hasnt made a
move on her already. She asks for help from her sister Baby Joker to get the
attention of Lil Loco.
SETTING
[TIME: present day East Los Angeles. PLACE: hanging out in some random parking
lot.]
LIL LOCO: [running towards Rascal] Homie, we gotta problem. The Little Valley and
King Kobras are at it again. I think its about to get real violent, real soon.
RASCAL: Ese, chill. Let them settle their arguments. Sometimes a little bloodshed is
good. It shows the other gangs that the LV and KK are straight up ruthless. Scares
them a little.
LIL LOCO: Okay man, whatever you say.
[Baby Joker and Shy Girl come in]
BABY JOKER: [comes up to Rascal and leans on him seductively (like the
advertisement)] Papi, Ive missed you.
RASCAL: Puta, I saw you yesterday.

SHY GIRL: Dont talk to my sister like that.

BABY JOKER: Dont worry girl, hes just messin.
SHY GIRL: Okay whatever loca.
LIL LOCO: Aye she may be loca, but she hella foooinneee, am I right Rascal? [high
fives Rascal]
SHY GIRL: Hey Lil Loco, what do you think of my new my new shirt?
LIL LOCO: Looks like you just cut up my wife beater into a crop top.
RASCAL: I see you chica, tryna show off your assets.
BABY JOKER: You already know. We couldnt leave the apartment until she thought
she looked good enough for Lil Loco.
SHY GIRL: [tries to act all tough] shutup thats you for Rascal
LIL LOCO: Aye Baby Joker, Im really feelin that bandana of yours.
BABY JOKER: Shy Girl chose it.
RASCAL: Would you like it if I wore it? Im just messin ese. Thats a chick bandana.
LIL LOCO: Ha you funny Rascal.
BABY JOKER: Damn, Im hungry, can we get food?
SHY GIRL: You are always hungry.
LIL LOCO: haha its like you pregnant!
RASCAL: Aye man, dont make jokes like that. [Hits Lil Loco]
LIL LOCO: Sorry homie!
BABY JOKER [gets off Rascal and looks sick]
SHY GIRL: Hey mama, you okay?
BABY JOKER: Actually no, I have an announcement.

RASCAL: If you say you spent on that money I gave you on new clothes, imma be
pissed.
LIL LOCO: Aye man, it seems serious. I gotchu girl, Go ahead Baby Joker.
BABY JOKER: Well. [strokes her stomach] I am pregnant.
RASCAL: Ha, you funny babe
SHY GIRL: I think shes serious.
[Rascal covers his mouth and looks down at the floor with disbelief. The room is
silent.]
LIL LOCO: Homie, your pull out game is weak!
RASCAL: Imma slap you real hard man. This is real. Baby Joker how is this even
possible?