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'Nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate
is the Garden of Eden,
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'but it's been a good home to us,
to me, Frank Gallagher,
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'and me kids, who I'm proud of,
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'cos every single one of 'em
reminds me a little of me.
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'They can all think for themselves,
which they've me to thank for.
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'Fiona, who's a massive help.
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'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is
why nobody calls him Phillip any more.
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'Lan's like his mam, which is handy
for the others, cos she's disappeared.
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'Carl - we daren't let him grow his hair
for two reasons.
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'One, it stands on end and makes him
look like Toyah. Two, nits love him.
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'Debbie - sent by God, total angel.
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'Check your change,
but she'll always do you a favour.
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'Plus Liam - gonna be a star,

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once we've got the fits under control.
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'Steve, Fiona's boyfriend.
The truth is out there. Not.
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'Fantastic neighbours, Kev and Veronica.
Lend you anything... Well, not anything.
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'But all of 'em, to a man,
know first and foremost
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'one of the most vital necessities in this
life is they know how to throw a party!
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'Heh heh heh heh! Scatter! '
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(Veronica)
'Now, I'm not really a jealous person,
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'but living next door to Fiona
gave me a cross to bear.
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'Every bloke she met seemed to want
to marry her. She had that kind of face.
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'I thought I had that kind of face an' all,
but Kev's never mentioned marriage,
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'which never used to bother me
till the day I realised
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'that, well, you either love each other
or you don't
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'and, if you don't, it's time to find
your running shoes, innit? '
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- (# Pop music playing)
- Top up?
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(# Music playing loudly)
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- Seen our Veronica?
- Try the disco.
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- (# Music playing loudly)
- Veronica?
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- Bleeding row!
- Don't you remember this?
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Down Jekyll's, off our faces?
It's the first time we got off together.
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I must have been, dancing to this!
Seen me shirt?
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- What shirt?
- Me Friday shirt for work.
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I got it out earlier and it's disappeared.
What's in there?
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Bedding. I'll stick 'em in Fiona's.
Ours will rip 'em to shreds.
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Veronica!
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- Thought it was a pillow case.

- With sleeves?
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It's been downhill ever since.
(Veronica blowing a kiss)
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- Wicked!
- Cheers!
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Hey, that's sexual hara... Mandy!
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Was hoping you'd be here. Thanks
for earlier - stepping in with Hardman.
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- Oh, it were nothing.
- You're joking.
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None of the other lads would've done it.
You were my knight in shining armour.
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You've got a hero working for you.
Stood up for me earlier in biology.
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Hard-on Hardman.
He's a right dirty old bastard.
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- Did you have to stay long in detention?
- An hour. I listened to my Walkman.
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- What you doin' when you get off?
- I don't know.
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He's a bit of a slave-driver so I'm never
too sure what time I'm gonna finish.
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- Listen, Mandy, I'd best get on.
- OK. Might seen you later, then... sexy!

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- 'Scuse me, ladies, 'scuse me.
- (Raucous cheering)
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- I'll just take these off you.
- Take anything you want off me, darling!
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- What's your name, love?
- Kev.
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- (All) Ooooh!
- I've found a new one! Kev!
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Listen, Kev, I'm working my way through
the alphabet and I ain't had a K yet.
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Do you fancy helping me out?
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I tell you what, if you're still stuck
after the other 25, give us a shout!
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Hey, Zack, Zack,
you might be in here, mate!
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'Night.
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- Gotcha!
- Jesus, Mandy!
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- You scared me half to death!
- Waited for you.
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Come on, I'll walk you home.
Windsor Gardens, innit?
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She fancies the arse off you!
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Over there. Tina.
Shall I tell her you're interested?
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Reckons you're like a little boy
in need of mothering.
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She's a dirty cow! What do you reckon,
Kev? Shall I tell her you're up for it?
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- No, I can't.
- Aw, why not?
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- I just can't.
- Hey, Tina...
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No, whoa, whoa, whoa! Listen, I'm...
Fuck! I'm... I'm getting married, aren't I?
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- Married?!
- Veronica. Great girl. Love her to bits.
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- Did he just say he was getting married?
- Well, it's t'first I've heard.
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Well, are yous just gonna stand there
or are you gonna break out the bubbly?
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Come on, this needs marking, doesn't it?
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(Drunkenly) Paddy, Reg!
Kev's... getting married!
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Hey, here he comes! Hey!

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- # Here comes the bride
- (Everyone joining in) # La la la-laaa
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# La la la-la la la la-la la... #
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- Hey, Carol...
- Frank, no!
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Hey, your Veronica, Kev's gonna
make an honest woman of her!
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(Squealing loudly)
Oh, Jesus Christ, he's done it!
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He's finally gone and done it!
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Kevin Alan Ball, give me a big kiss!
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- My new son-in-law!
- Carol...
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He's made me the happiest mother
in the world!
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Mind you, it's about bloody time.
Give us your phone.
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- I wanna ring Veron...
- You can't!
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- She'll wanna tell you herself.
- Kev!
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Kev... the barman!

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- He's getting married!
- Congratulations, Kev!
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(Woman gasping orgasmically
on television)
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- D-Do you want another?
- Cheers.
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- (Gasping grows louder)
- Don't be long.
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- What the fuck...
- Piss off!
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I want to see the end of this.
All right! Jesus!
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- Where are you going?
- Bed... apparently.
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(# Robbie Williams: Feel)
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- You Kev?
- Yeah, why?
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Me brother said you're getting married.
Top quality, good as new.
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Bitch jilted me, didn't she?
Do you want to try it on?
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(Cheering)

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# I just wanna feel real love
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# And the home that I live in... #
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I'm getting married!
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You're dead, you are!
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One size fits all.
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#... love ever after
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# There's a hole in my soul
You can see it in my face
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# It's a real big place #
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- Mandy, Mandy...
- It's OK, I've got some in me bag.
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Three-pack.
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No, I... l... can't! I can't! I'm sorry.
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- Lan!
- Oh, shit, I'm sorry! I'm really sorry.
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- I didn't mean to...
- What's up? What's the matter?
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What is it?
Don't you fancy me or summat?

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- What are you looking at?
- Hoo-hoo-hooo!
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(Doorbell ringing)
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- (Doorbell ringing)
- All right!
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(Veronica) All right!
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Who is it? Hello?
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No, there's nobody there, love.
Go back to bed.
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(Veronica) No, it's nothing.
It's probably just kids.
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Get the baseball bat if you want,
but I don't think you'll need it...
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Veronica!
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Kev, you scared...
What you doin' down there?
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Veronica Fisher... will you do me
the honour of being my wife?
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Is this a wind-up?
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Course I will, you daft bugger!

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(Veronica squealing and laughing)
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- What's going on?
- I don't know. They look happy.
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- That could be you and Mandy Maguire!
- Don't!
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Watch the door! Whaa!
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(Veronica singing, shower running)
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(Cheering in pub)
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(Girl) 'Like a little boy
in need of mothering! '
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'Veronica Fisher, will you do me
the honour of being my wife? '
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- (Frank) 'Hey, Carol... '
...my son-in-law!
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(Frank humming Wedding March)
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(Cheering)
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Right, come on, hurry up, sit down!
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
Can we have a bit of hush, please?
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Everyone settled?
We've got an announcement to make.
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(Whispers) Do we not need drinks?
For the toast?
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- Are you getting married?
- Debbie!
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- Is that it?
- Yes. Kev and me are getting married!
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A proper wedding?
Oh, can I be the bridesmaid?
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- Nice one, Kev!
- (Everyone talking at once)
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- (Veronica) Aw, sorry, kiddo, next time.
- Congratulations, Kev!
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(Veronica) Come here, monkey boy!
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- How long's it take to get a divorce?
- Think you have to get married first.
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I'm already married.
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I don't even know where she is.
She was in Carlisle.
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Look, I know a decent solicitor.
I can give him a call.
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Behind her back?
Why have you never told her?

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Fuck knows.
We were only married a year.
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You're gonna have to tell her before
she broadcasts it to the entire estate.
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Hey up, hey up, he-e-e-ey!
So this is where you're hiding!
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Yeah? Might be a bit late for that.
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What do you think?
I think it might need a few alterations!
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Right, on my side, we've got Mum,
Uncle Terry, Mick and Sylvia,
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Janet, Rhonda, Clem and Pete.
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Then there's me brothers - Barry, Mitch,
little Leo. No-one's talking to our Phil.
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And Marty's still in prison.
What about your side?
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- (TV) 'Stockport, two-to-one favourite... '
- Kev!
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- Whoever.
- Well, who do you want to invite?
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I'm telling you now,
your Kelly's not coming for starters.
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You do the list.
Then you'll get your own way.
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- What is your problem?
- I haven't got a problem.
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See your face! I'm not dragging you
round. We're gonna do this together.
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There is no way
I'm sorting it all out on me own.
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Just because we're getting married,
I'm not gonna shuffle round...
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- Veronica...
- What?
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I've gotta go to work.
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It's Kev. Kev Ball.
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Yeah. Sorry to ring you out of the blue.
Have you got a number for your Roxy?
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You're joking? GBH? What happened?
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Golf club? Jesus!
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She took 'em clean off?
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Erm... when you visit her,
can you pass on a message for me?
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Yeah. Tell her I want a divorce.
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Are you lan Gallagher?
You're fucking dead! Get here, you!
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Think you can force yourself
on our Mandy?
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- Picked the wrong one! You'll be dead!
- Fuck off, Paki!
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- Do you hear me, Gallagher?
- Leave him!
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He'll be out the back
and down the street.
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Come on.
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Tell him he's a marked man.
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- (Kash) lan? Lan?
- (Knocking on door)
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It's all right, they've gone.
I've put the lock on.
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I didn't touch her, Kash. She just...
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It's all right. Come here.
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We're here.
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Why don't I like her?

Why couldn't I touch her?
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- You know why.
- No, I don't.
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Cos loads of real lads fancy her.
Why can't I?
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- Because you're...
- What? A poof?
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Like you? With a wife and two kids?
Cos maybe that's what I want.
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Maybe, if I try hard,
I can convince myself I'm straight
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cos I tell you what, Kash,
it'd make my life a fuck of a lot easier!
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You think? Easier? Lying to your family
for the next 20 years.
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Listening to people in the shop
and in the pub
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making jokes about how filthy it is
without being able to say anything.
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Sleeping with a woman every night
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even though you don't like
the feel of her skin.
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You think that's easy?

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(Television blaring)
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(Door closing)
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Mandy called round earlier.
Said she'd got the wrong brother.
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Fancied seeing
what an older man could do.
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- (Cheering on TV)
- You wanker!
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What did they do?
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- Lan, what did they say?
- What do you think?
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I wasn't even bothered
till he brought it up.
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Now it's like I'm dragging him
down the aisle. What's up with him?
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- He's had a face like a slapped arse.
- Maybe he doesn't want to get married.
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Maybe he asked you
cos he thinks that's what you want.
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Nine years, no ring on your finger. Most
women would've ditched him by now.
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I've thought about it,

but it's never mattered.
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You just know whether someone's
right or not. If it works, it works.
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The way things are between us
is perfect.
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So why change it? What's the one thing
that breaks up long-term couples?
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Other than the pressies and the piss-up,
222
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:43,850
give me three good reasons
why you wanna get married.
223
00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:54,100
Kev... come out.
224
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:02,892
- What?
- Why are we getting married?
225
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:10,172
I think I was excited cos you're meant
to be. You know, the idea of it all.
226
00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:15,539
Nice dress, fancy ring, people looking
at you like you're summat special.
227
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:16,973
Hmm.
228
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:22,532
But when I stopped and thought about it,
it just seemed pointless.
229
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:28,415
We don't need a piece of paper
to tell us we love each other.

230
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,650
No, that's exactly what I was...
231
00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:36,299
Hang on. This isn't a test, is it?
One of them women things?
232
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:40,339
You pretend you don't wanna do
something to see if I'll talk you round?
233
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,298
Well, if it is, you've just failed!
234
00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:47,936
What'll we tell people?
235
00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:51,848
We've changed our minds.
236
00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:55,615
Actually, don't tell 'em anything
till they've bought the presents.
237
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:59,329
Size of my family,
we'll get the whole house kitted out!
238
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:09,016
Do you know what?
239
00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:12,096
I love the arse off you.
240
00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:14,896
How could you not?
241
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:18,932
(Doorbell ringing)
242
00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:20,692
Ignore it.
243
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:28,299
(Mum outside) Veronica! Veronica!
Hurry up! I'm gonna wet meself out here!

244
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:32,339
- (Wedding March playing)
- Picture the scene. Beautiful church.
245
00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:36,732
Sun's shining, all your friends
and family gathered together.
246
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:42,250
Kev waiting at the front
in his new beige suit, nervous, excited.
247
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:46,333
Then suddenly you appear,
248
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:48,570
the blushing bride!
249
00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:50,935
Radiant, voluptuous!
250
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:57,414
You're walking arm in arm
with your father down the aisle.
251
00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,060
He's proud, he's tearful...
252
00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:02,096
He's dead!
253
00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:05,331
Well, that's what he would've wanted...
254
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:09,975
had the good Lord not seen fit
to take him away from us.
255
00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:11,175
So...
256
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,052
...he left you this instead.
257
00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:21,092

He never made a will because

he didn't want people squabbling over it
258
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,740
so he put that aside.
259
00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:28,416
He was old-fashioned reckoned any father worth his salt
260
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,855
should be able
to pay for his daughter's wedding.
261
00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:32,692
Five grand?
262
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:40,651
He was a good man, Veronica. He wanted
me to keep that until the time was right.
263
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:44,699
- (Military march playing)
- How do I turn this thing off?
264
00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:47,292
(Switches off music)
265
00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:51,696
(Banging on door)
266
00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:55,176
GO AWAY!
267
00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:58,775
Lan Gallagher. Tell lan Gallagher
we want him out here now.
268
00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:03,536
Lan? Have you seen him? If you see him,
you tell him I'm looking for him, all right?
269
00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:05,292
ALL RIGHT?!
270
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,652
Long story.

271
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:26,451
Why did you lie?
Why did you tell 'em I attacked you?
272
00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:29,100
- Get him away from me.
- Tell them the truth!
273
00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:32,331
- Please! They're gonna kill me!
- Get him away from me!
274
00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:35,093
You need locking up! Fucking pervert!
275
00:21:58,460 --> 00:22:00,451
Kev! Kev! Look!
276
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:06,579
(lncomprehensible shouting)
277
00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:10,536
Buy your own house! Aye. (Mumbles)
278
00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:15,294
Right-to-buy scheme.
Council are selling off the houses.
279
00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:19,931
- So?
- So five grand plus the bit in the bank.
280
00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:23,774
We could almost buy our place outright.
Our own home, Kev!
281
00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:27,771
What do you think?
Walk down the aisle, couple of "I do's".
282
00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:31,011
Be worth it to get our own place.
Gotta get a move on.
283
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,330
Closing date's end of the month.

284
00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:37,616
What's up?
285
00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:41,772
I can't marry you.
286
00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:46,333
There's something you should know.
287
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,412
Fuck me.
288
00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:53,612
Fucking hell.
289
00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:58,609
Roxy Benson.
I remember her from school.
290
00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:02,894
- She were gorgeous.
- She were a 'ead case.
291
00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:06,655
She used to throw plates at me.
She couldn't handle her drink.
292
00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:11,416
Talk about fiery. That's where I got
that scar on the back of me neck.
293
00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:16,378
Oh, the amount of times
I nearly told you over the years,
294
00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:19,896
but, you know, the further away it got,
295
00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:21,936
the more unreal it seemed.
296
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:28,178
That's the only thing that I have got
to prove that it ever happened.
297

00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:35,217

You look a right twat on there,
don't you? A fucking mullet.
298
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:38,656
That's worse than finding out
you were married.
299
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,172
I'm sorry.
300
00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:48,972
I just... I didn't want anything
to spoil it for us...
301
00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:52,818
so I buried it.
302
00:23:55,180 --> 00:24:00,379
- How long will it take to divorce her?
- Six months. I dunno, maybe longer.
303
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:04,615
I think we might have to forget
about buying the house.
304
00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:09,136
Aww, I'm sorry.
305
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:16,292
Hang on.
306
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:21,459
- What?
- We don't have to actually get married.
307
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:27,132
If my mum wants a wedding...
why don't we give her a wedding?
308
00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:31,493
- You're gonna fake it?
- Why not?
309
00:24:31,580 --> 00:24:33,730
- You can't!
- Why not?

310
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:36,573
We'll still be married.
It just won't be legal.
311
00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:39,128
(Cackling laughter)
312
00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:42,451
Dress, rings, photographer, the works.
313
00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:46,010
- It's got to be like the real thing.
- (Both) Except cheaper.
314
00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:54,169
- Your wedding car, madam.
- Oh, Steve!
315
00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:59,214
- You might have to be in black!
- Whatever!
316
00:25:03,580 --> 00:25:07,255
Quentin, how do you fancy
a couple of months' free rent?
317
00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:10,929
Repeat after me.
318
00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:14,376
I, Veronica Carol Fisher,
319
00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:18,533
take this man, Kevin Alan Ball...
320
00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:21,896
(Veronica) Take this man,
Kevin Alan Ball...
321
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:24,938
(Quentin)... to be
my lawfully wedded husband.
322
00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:30,535
- Isn't it illegal to impersonate a vicar?
- You're not a vicar, you're a registrar.

323
00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:32,773
Even so...
324
00:25:41,380 --> 00:25:43,336
Hello, Gallagher.
325
00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:49,538
Tell your brother,
no one gives us the run-around.
326
00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:54,057
If he shows his face tomorrow,
we'll fucking kill him! You understand?
327
00:25:54,140 --> 00:25:56,176
You understand?! Good.
328
00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:10,777
- Something you're not telling us?
- It's Mandy Maguire!
329
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:14,535
- She's not someone you say no to.
- Why'd you want to? Jail bait!
330
00:26:14,620 --> 00:26:17,532
- Kev!
- You can't say she isn't foxy!
331
00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:21,056
Lan, why don't I see
if they can't listen to reason?
332
00:26:21,140 --> 00:26:24,212
Whoa, posh lad,
you'll come back in bin bags!
333
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:27,053
You can't just give in to these people.
334
00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:31,099
I'll go round. I know their old man
from the pub. He's all right.
335
00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:34,058
Well, as violent piss-heads go. Mm?

336
00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:39,610
(Large dog barking)
337
00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:48,052
(Dog snarling and growling)
338
00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:55,611
(Barking and growling)
339
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:03,255
Where is he? Where the bleedin' hell
is he? He's got his stag do in an hour!
340
00:27:03,340 --> 00:27:05,296
Here you go.
341
00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:09,290
- Ta.
- Do you want another one?
342
00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:12,736
How would we know what's happened?
That eldest's a maniac!
343
00:27:12,820 --> 00:27:15,971
He did for Sally.
Got off cos he intimidated a witness.
344
00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:18,779
- Veronica!
- Hey, he started this mess!
345
00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:23,376
I'll end up a widow before I'm married!
Erm, well, you know, "married".
346
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:28,011
All right, take your time with this one.
You might have to identify the body!
347
00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:31,251
- (Car horn/knocking at door)
- Lip!
348
00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:35,775
- Oh, it's the police.
- Oh, no!

349
00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:39,614
Oh, it's all right, it's only Helmet.
He's got Kev with him.
350
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:43,295
Oh, thank God for that!
I pictured myself at his funeral!
351
00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:45,336
Black does nothing for me legs!
352
00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:51,253
I thought I were gonna be there all night!
Tone gave me a lift back.
353
00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:53,854
- What happened?
- (Kev sighing)
354
00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:57,570
Well, I goes round there.
355
00:27:57,660 --> 00:28:00,811
I ask if I can have a word,
you know, private and that.
356
00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:05,655
Anyway, fair enough, he invites me in
and they're all sat there in a row.
357
00:28:05,740 --> 00:28:08,891
Every single one of them on the couch,
arms folded,
358
00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:11,733
Alsatian at my feet, growling.
359
00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:15,858
So I explained the situation.
360
00:28:15,940 --> 00:28:20,730
I put lan's case forward misunderstanding, blah, blah, blah.
361
00:28:20,820 --> 00:28:23,459
Didn't mean to offend her.

362
00:28:23,540 --> 00:28:25,496
They listened. Fair do's.
363
00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:28,014
They offer us a beer and a spliff.
364
00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:37,131
And basically... I agreed
to keep me "fecking nose out of it".
365
00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:39,654
- (Veronica) Is that it?!
- What could I do?
366
00:28:39,740 --> 00:28:41,856
They flogged us a camcorder
for t'wedding.
367
00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:45,296
You useless wanker!
I thought you were dead!
368
00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:48,133
- I can't believe I'm marrying you!
- You're not.
369
00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:50,780
- Lan!
- (Door slamming)
370
00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:55,817
See this badge? Now, I know it doesn't
count for a lot round here these days,
371
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,856
but we haven't lost the fight yet.
372
00:28:57,940 --> 00:29:01,216
A word in the right ear
could make things go away.
373
00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:03,734
- I didn't want you getting involved.
- Why not?
374
00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:06,254

We don't need the police

fighting our battles.
375
00:29:06,340 --> 00:29:08,854
Not the police, me, Tony.
376
00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:15,896
Fancy coming out tomorrow? The police
are having a friends-and-family day out.
377
00:29:15,980 --> 00:29:19,529
Bite to eat, a few drinks.
Let your hair down.
378
00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:23,613
They have a rifle range so you can
get your own back on the scum.
379
00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:28,255
It's Kev and Veronica's wedding
tomorrow.
380
00:29:28,340 --> 00:29:30,490
We're off out on the hen night now.
381
00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:32,332
Right, right.
382
00:29:33,860 --> 00:29:35,816
So do you fancy it or not?
383
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:38,573
(Raucous, drunken laughter)
384
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:43,458
OK, you ready? Oh, me chuff!
385
00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:45,496
Oh, come on, V!
386
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:50,572
(Giggling)
387
00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:53,372
Let's go!
388

00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:58,332

There's only one way out of this.
You know that, don't you?
389
00:29:58,420 --> 00:30:00,376
(Fiona and Veronica giggling)
390
00:30:01,540 --> 00:30:03,496
Tell them.
391
00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:07,255
(Veronica cackling)
392
00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:15,208
- Where am I sleeping?
- Dad's bed's free!
393
00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:17,052
(Giggling) Bugger off!
394
00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:22,054
- You can always kip in with me!
- Keep your hands to yourself!
395
00:30:23,020 --> 00:30:25,853
- (Veronica giggling loudly)
- Shh shh!
396
00:30:36,340 --> 00:30:38,092
Shit!
397
00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:43,491
- (Banging and clattering outside door)
- Hm?
398
00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:56,978
(Tannoy) 'The 5:45 service to London
is leaving from Bay C in five minutes.
399
00:30:57,060 --> 00:31:01,099
'The 5:45 service to London is leaving
from Bay C in five minutes.'
400
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,572
Mandy.
401
00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:37,732

Move! Shift away now! I mean it,

try anything and you're dead!
402
00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:41,813
I'm dead anyway! Your brothers'll
see to that! Mandy, please!
403
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,016
I need to talk to you properly.
404
00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:46,333
Please.
405
00:31:47,060 --> 00:31:48,937
I'm gay.
406
00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:56,499
- That the best you can come up with?
- If was I gonna make something up...
407
00:31:56,580 --> 00:32:00,255
I'm hanging myself here, you know that,
cos no one knows.
408
00:32:00,340 --> 00:32:05,016
No one in school, no one on the estate.
Lip only knows cos he worked it out.
409
00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:07,773
You're the only person I've ever told.
410
00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:11,011
Like told, like said it to. Out loud.
411
00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:13,369
Look.
412
00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:24,298
Nothing.
I just haven't got the right equipment.
413
00:32:24,380 --> 00:32:26,940
You don't look the gay type.
414
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:30,569
- Is that better?
- Piss off. You know what I mean.

415
00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:35,656
People'll suss it out, though.
15, no girlfriend.
416
00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:39,892
All them lads at school to gawp at.
You know what you need.
417
00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:41,936
- What?
- A girlfriend.
418
00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:45,774
Like film stars do
when they don't want people knowing.
419
00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:53,289
- What do you get out of it?
- Know what it's like being me?
420
00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:56,736
All them morons hitting on me,
trying to get into me knickers.
421
00:32:56,820 --> 00:32:59,778
I want to find someone nice,
someone interesting.
422
00:32:59,860 --> 00:33:03,899
Someone like you... except not gay.
423
00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:08,736
Fancy coming to a wedding?
424
00:33:43,540 --> 00:33:46,259
(Door slamming)
425
00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:49,935
(Man gasping and humming a tune)
426
00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:51,578
Oh, shit!
427
00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:54,736
(Rumbling downstairs)

428
00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:26,011
Yaaaaaaah!
429
00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:32,771
Yaaaaaaah! Yaaaaaaah!
430
00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:41,618
It's me! Marty! How yer doin', mate?
431
00:34:43,420 --> 00:34:45,695
(Cymbals crash)
432
00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:50,020
Couldn't you have rang the doorbell?
433
00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:54,776
Didn't wanna wake you up. You know
Marty - thoughtful as ever. Sun face!
434
00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:58,653
- You got any sugar?
- Yeah.
435
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:05,010
Cheers. Me mam rang, told me you were
getting married, said send a card.
436
00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:09,059
I'm thinking, "Sod that. Big sister
getting hooked, gonna be there."
437
00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:14,692
(Jibbers) Buckit munk! Hey, wouldn't
have missed this for the world.
438
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:18,056
You know what they say Marty! Never misses a party!
439
00:35:18,140 --> 00:35:21,018
Last time I heard, you were in prison.
440
00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:24,490
- Yeah, I was. Five stretch.
- When did you get out?
441

00:35:25,220 --> 00:35:26,778

Last night!
442
00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:34,214
- What?
- I need to talk to Veronica.
443
00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:39,297
It's the day of the wedding.
It's bad luck.
444
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,296
What have you got on your face?
445
00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:49,057
- What's he in for?
- Aggravated burglary and arson.
446
00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:52,689
Remember the dole office going up
on election day? That were him.
447
00:35:52,780 --> 00:35:56,739
- He loves setting fire to things.
- He's a maniac. He came at me.
448
00:35:56,820 --> 00:36:01,098
Almost felt me heart stop. Then we're
having a brew and he starts all that...
449
00:36:01,180 --> 00:36:04,809
- What's that?
- Tourette's coupled with hypermania.
450
00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:08,449
- A psychologist's wet dream.
- What are you gonna do?
451
00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:10,815
Ship him out, preferably back to prison.
452
00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:15,849
If there's one person you can rely on
to really fuck things up, it's Marty.
453
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:20,492
Hmm... mmm... mmm.

454
00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:23,936
You can't stay, Marty, you're in prison.
455
00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:27,171
Only a Cat D.
They practically give you your own key.
456
00:36:27,260 --> 00:36:29,854
You've got to go back, Marty.
457
00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:35,333
It was nice of you to make the effort,
but if they catch you, your parole's gone.
458
00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:40,176
- How long have you got left?
- 18 months. Wanky!
459
00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:43,252
Exactly. No time.
460
00:36:43,340 --> 00:36:46,173
But it's your wedding day...
Buckit, buckit, bi...!
461
00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:52,289
They'll be looking for you. Why don't you
go back, hand yourself in?
462
00:36:52,380 --> 00:36:56,498
Tell 'em it was a mistake, moment
of madness, won't happen again.
463
00:36:56,580 --> 00:37:00,255
Me and Kev'll back you up,
make sure they listen to you.
464
00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:03,853
- You know it's for the best.
- Buckus!
465
00:37:05,180 --> 00:37:08,616
Drink up. We can have you back
before breakfast.
466
00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:13,820
I am not going back, Ronnie! I'm not

missing your wedding day, all right?

467
00:37:17,740 --> 00:37:20,174
- What time is it?
- Quarter to twelve.
468
00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:22,216
(Sighing) We've got two hours.
469
00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:25,258
We'll just have to let him come,
sort it out after.
470
00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:28,616
No way, Kev! I'm not having
that nutcase at my wedding!
471
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:32,739
One wrong word and everything'll
go ballistic! Lmagine the service!
472
00:37:32,820 --> 00:37:38,292
"Do you, Veronica - buckabit - Fisher,
take Kevin - donkey-bit - Ball?"
473
00:37:38,380 --> 00:37:40,735
- Sorry!
- That wouldn't be so bad.
474
00:37:40,820 --> 00:37:46,133
We'll be laughed out the building! He's
going back if I have to drag him there!
475
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,574
You all right in there, Marty?
476
00:37:49,660 --> 00:37:51,616
Marty, are you OK?
477
00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:55,249
- Whereabouts, V?
- Hanging up, soon as you walk in.
478
00:37:56,380 --> 00:37:58,530
- It's not.
- You what?
479

00:37:58,620 --> 00:38:01,578

(Marty) Nice wedding dress, Veronica.
480
00:38:03,060 --> 00:38:05,016
Burn a treat, this will.
481
00:38:06,460 --> 00:38:10,578
You try and send me back to prison,
the dress goes up,
482
00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:12,616
house goes up, we all go up.
483
00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:16,900
Marty, open the door.
484
00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:22,058
- Open the bleedin' door!
- Shouldn't talk about Marty like that.
485
00:38:22,140 --> 00:38:25,177
- Ohhhh!
- (Marty) It's not fair.
486
00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:30,857
Marty doesn't like it. And you're not
getting married without me!
487
00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:35,899
- (Marty) Buckabit, buckabit!
- (Lip laughing) Sorry.
488
00:38:42,060 --> 00:38:44,051
(Veronica) What's he doing?
489
00:38:44,140 --> 00:38:45,937
Just sitting there.
490
00:38:47,620 --> 00:38:51,579
- Lighting matches.
- Jesus Christ!
491
00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:56,859
He'll burn us down! At me grandad's
funeral, he gutted half the hospice!
492
00:38:56,940 --> 00:38:59,898

Let's just call the cops.

At least we'll get shot of him.
493
00:38:59,980 --> 00:39:03,655
Kev's right. If the house goes up,
we can't get him out of there.
494
00:39:03,740 --> 00:39:06,538
What about the wedding?
This is our big day!
495
00:39:06,620 --> 00:39:09,578
- He's your brother!
- He's always been like this!
496
00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:14,176
Hates anyone else being the centre
of attention! It's always about him!
497
00:39:14,260 --> 00:39:16,216
He wants putting in a nuthouse!
498
00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:19,053
- Oi, oi, what's going on?
- Bit of a problem.
499
00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:21,096
Can we put things back an hour?
500
00:39:21,180 --> 00:39:25,935
The room's booked till three. We can't
change things now. What's happened?
501
00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:29,092
- Veronica, your mum's here.
- Get him out of here!
502
00:39:29,180 --> 00:39:32,570
Fiona, tell her I can't see her.
Just get rid of her!
503
00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:35,853
- Never get married.
- Carol...
504
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:39,819
Veronica wants you coordinating things
at the other end.

505
00:39:42,660 --> 00:39:46,733
The whole thing's ruined.
We've got to be there in an hour.
506
00:39:46,820 --> 00:39:50,893
And I've got that wanker
stuck in me bathroom!
507
00:39:53,420 --> 00:39:55,376
C-Call it Catholic guilt,
508
00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:59,499
but I am starting to think
there's a message in here somewhere.
509
00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:04,495
All I want is to own me own home...
for us.
510
00:40:04,580 --> 00:40:08,937
Somewhere we can feel safe,
somewhere we can call our own.
511
00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:11,375
Maybe fetch kids up in.
512
00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:17,849
- I thought you didn't want any kids.
- Based on what?
513
00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:22,695
- On you saying how much you hate 'em.
- Yeah, other people's.
514
00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:26,329
But I might not mind a baby Kev
running around.
515
00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:34,449
What are we gonna do? Shall we call it
off? Say we've had second thoughts?
516
00:40:34,540 --> 00:40:36,656
No chance.
517
00:40:36,740 --> 00:40:41,689

In an hour's time, we're getting married

and there's nothing gonna stop that.
518
00:40:43,620 --> 00:40:49,138
Remember when we were kids? How
you'd always tag along wherever I went.
519
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:54,175
I know I got angry and that,
shouted at you...
520
00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:58,571
but I always looked after you,
didn't I, Marty?
521
00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:02,209
You know why?
522
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:04,814
Because I'm your big sister...
523
00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:10,012
and I didn't want you getting
in any trouble because I love you.
524
00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:17,179
And that's why
I want you to go back to prison.
525
00:41:24,020 --> 00:41:27,171
But I've been thinking
about the wedding...
526
00:41:28,460 --> 00:41:30,416
and you know something?
527
00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:34,289
You're right.
528
00:41:34,380 --> 00:41:36,052
Because...
529
00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:42,931
my wedding day
wouldn't be my wedding day...
530
00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:47,530

without my little brother there.

531
00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:53,172
In fact...
532
00:41:54,260 --> 00:41:58,219
I'd like you to be the one
to give me away.
533
00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:04,778
Marty?
534
00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:12,416
You mean it?
535
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:15,855
Cross me heart.
536
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:21,619
Oh, come here and give us an 'ug,
you daft little bugger!
537
00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:26,009
What...? You...
538
00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:30,489
You bitch! You lying, two-faced...
buckit's munk!
539
00:42:32,940 --> 00:42:34,896
I'll burn your fucking house down!
540
00:42:39,340 --> 00:42:43,458
- Performance of a lifetime.
- Just call me Nurse Ronnie!
541
00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:46,612
- Right, let's get him out of here.
- Nice one.
542
00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:06,092
Yeah, mid-twenties, probably a junkie.
He looks like he might be dead.
543
00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:09,570
Chatsworth Park.
He's frightening the kiddies. All right.

544
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,052
Sorted.
545
00:43:23,740 --> 00:43:25,970
(# Loud rock music playing)
546
00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:37,900
- What are you doing here?
- Came for a drink.
547
00:44:37,980 --> 00:44:40,335
Yeah, one, then piss off home.
548
00:44:44,940 --> 00:44:48,330
- Hiya, gorgeous! What's your name?
- Quentin.
549
00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:50,888
Quentin? With a Q?
550
00:44:52,620 --> 00:44:56,408
You'd think they'd have toilet paper
on special occasions.
551
00:44:56,500 --> 00:45:00,857
- (Rhythmic banging behind door)
- Tina! Tina! Your husband's turned up!
552
00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:02,692
You what?
553
00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:09,259
- (Man) Buckit piss!
- You what?!
554
00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:17,532
Buckit!
555
00:45:17,620 --> 00:45:20,293
(Giggling and panting next door)
556
00:45:20,380 --> 00:45:23,258
(Rhythmic panting)
557
00:45:23,340 --> 00:45:26,059

# (Music playing) Re-light my fire... #

558
00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,892
Buckit!
559
00:45:31,060 --> 00:45:33,654
(Music outside) # Re-light my fire... #
560
00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:42,895
(Music playing) # The look of love... #
561
00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:45,778
So... what do you think, Mrs Ball?
562
00:45:46,820 --> 00:45:49,971
- You happy?
- Very happy.
563
00:45:57,620 --> 00:45:58,769
Hey.
564
00:46:00,180 --> 00:46:02,535
This is for you. Official.
565
00:46:06,420 --> 00:46:09,173
It's been a perfect day.
566
00:46:09,260 --> 00:46:12,411
I only wish our Marty
could've been here.
567
00:46:25,660 --> 00:46:28,413
Oh, bloody hell!
568
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:31,298
Fire! Get out now!
569
00:46:31,380 --> 00:46:33,530
(Panicked shouting)
570
00:46:33,620 --> 00:46:38,171
(Veronica) 'We couldn't keep the money.
We had to pay for Marty's fireworks.
571
00:46:38,260 --> 00:46:41,809
'So we never bought the house,

but we got our day to remember

572
00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:44,858
'and I wouldn't change that,
not for anything.'
573
00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:47,295
Gi'e us a pint before I go, Jez.
574
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,456
(Siren)
575
00:46:50,540 --> 00:46:55,056
- We are looking for 3-year-old boy...
- Debbie nabbed a kid.
576
00:46:55,140 --> 00:46:57,290
...answering to the name of...
- JODY!
577
00:46:57,380 --> 00:46:59,132
What will they do to her?
578
00:46:59,220 --> 00:47:02,895
If that kid was one of mine,
I'd want that guy's bollocks in a bag!
579
00:47:02,980 --> 00:47:04,971
Are you right in the bloody head?
580
00:47:05,060 --> 00:47:08,848
She's not screwy and she didn't
steal him. She borrowed him.
581
00:47:08,940 --> 00:47:11,693
- Some chocolate buttons.
- Who saw you?
582
00:47:11,780 --> 00:47:16,808
- Nobody. We just ran.
- Please contact us. We need your help.
583
00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:20,170
Who the fuck are you?
584
00:48:01,460 --> 00:48:03,416
(Siren)

585
00:48:08,540 --> 00:48:11,418
Pig! Scum!
586
00:48:12,060 --> 00:48:14,210
Filthy pig! Piggy!
587
00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:19,449
- (Snorting)
- Shut it, smart arse!
588
00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:21,690
- Buckit!
- (Brakes screeching, thud)