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(orchestration plays)
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(animal screeches)
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(animal screeches)
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(animals screech)
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(faint radio transmission)
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(radio transmission continues)
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(sighs)
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(garbled radio transmission)
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(radio transmission continues)
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(yells)
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(gurgles)
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(gunfire)
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(music plays)
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Cease fire!
Cease fire! Heads up!
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Man down! Cease fire!

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(echoes):
Stupid motherfucker!
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(gasps)
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(coughs violently)
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(panting)
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(distant dogs barking)
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(speaking Spanish)
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(speaks Spanish)
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<i>S.</i>
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(goat bleats)
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(distant siren wailing)
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What's up, Sylvia?
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Cute little outfit.
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You look nice.
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Mike's in
the bedroom.
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Yeah?
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(TV news playing)
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Man, I said
you look nice.
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I have a court
appearance, Jim.
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Well, you just
give 'em hell.
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Hey.
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Spiffy duds, huh?
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(door opens)
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You look like
a gift-wrapped turd.
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Now please leave me alone.
I have to concentrate.
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I have two filings
and a deposition today.
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Play nice, kids.
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What up, dog?
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- Nothing. Just got back.

- Cool. Cool.
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How was Mexico, dog?
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Oh, it was a dream, man.
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- Loving my woman.
- Right.
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That's it.
I'm out of here.
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Those are copies
of your resum.
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Pass them out like candy.
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'Cause I can always
print up more.
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And just call me
if anything happens, okay?
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And no drinking.
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Come on, baby, be cool.
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Honey, I'm serious.
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No drinking. Okay?
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- I love you.
- I love you, too.

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Good luck.
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Your suit's fine, okay?
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Dude, she called me
a gift-wrapped turd.
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(laughing)
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Don't be fucking
with her, dude.
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She's pissed.
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Why is she on
the warpath? Dog...
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I didn't look for work
yesterday, dude.
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Sold some of her CDs,
bought a couple of 40s
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and a pack of GPCs.
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Caught a buzz
and watched
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my Chicago Vs. Lakers tapes.
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(laughs):
That's on you, homie.
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We didn't even
hang yesterday.
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I was out of the country.
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So? My old lady still
thinks it's your fault.
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Huh? Huh? Hmm?
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Come on, dude, let's get
the fuck out of here
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and find my ass
some employment.
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It's cool you driving me around?
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Yeah, dude, it's cool.
It's no trouble.
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(music plays)
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<i>JIM:
Here, asshole.</i>
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Breakfast.
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Oh... ho, ho...
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Dog.
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<i>No pisto for me, dude.</i>

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Today's a no-pounding day.
You heard the woman.
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Good. More for me.
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Fuck it.
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<i>Salud.
Salud.</i>
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Man, hope they put me in
the next class or I'm fucked.
89
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I can't pay my rent.
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Landlady's about to pull
a gauge on my ass.
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What happened to all that money
you saved in the army, dude?
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The tax-free shit?
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Man, bro, this fucking
ride cleaned me out.
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I guess we drank
up the rest.
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(chuckles):
Dumb ass.
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(laughing)

97
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Cops better start
paying you, dude.
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You spend enough
fucking time with them.
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They better start kicking me
down some paychecks, man.
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They got me hopping through
hoops, you know?
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"Come in for a test."
"Come back in two weeks."
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Another test, another two weeks.
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Fuck.
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Shit gets real,
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you be hating life.
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Party time will be over.
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Dude, you don't know how much
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I'm looking forward
to this shit.
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You know, I'll be super recruit.
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I was jumping
out of choppers
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00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,066
in the mountains,
taking down
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hard motherfuckers,
you know?
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I'll be laughing my way through
LAPD's reindeer games.
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00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:17,575
Shit, they're
gonna love me.
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Yeah, yeah, you're gonna
fucking love them, dude.
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Ah, fuck you.
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I'm going to love my old lady.
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I'm gonna marry homegirl.
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Import her ass.
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Oh, come on, man.
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Dude, what happened
to all the honeys
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we were gonna pimp
with your badge, dog?
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You're fucking up the plan.
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I've been thinking, you know?
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Love's about sacrifice.
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Only true measure of it.
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What would you do for Sylvia?
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Get a job.
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- Mm...
- Nine to fucking five.
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Yeah.
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That's love.
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00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:05,873
Hey.
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00:11:10,377 --> 00:11:13,881
Good morning.
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MIKE:
So when do you officially
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hand your ass over to the Man?
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"Mr. Jim Davis,
we regret to inform...
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I had two beers, right?

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Yeah.
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Going fucking
blind or something.
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00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:33,150
Okay, this letter
says, quoting...
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"no longer eligible
as a police officer candidate."
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What the fuck does that mean?
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Come on, dude.
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"no longer eligible"? I mean,
what does that sound like?
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00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:46,997
They pulled the plug, dude.
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00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:51,085
No, no...
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00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:52,628
Why?
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00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:56,006
Oh, man, I'll bet you...
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I'll bet you it's
'cause I'm white.
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I bet it's 'cause
you're a dick.

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00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,012
No, no, no, Mike,
you don't understand.
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I am fucked.
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00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,850
I got to get married.
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00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:09,854
Okay? INS won't let me
bring Marta across
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unless I got employment.
156
00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:12,356
I promised her.
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00:12:12,439 --> 00:12:14,191
This fucks up my plan.
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00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,527
This is fucking bullshit, okay?
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00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:19,029
This... these fucking
assholes...
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These fucking assholes!
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00:12:22,449 --> 00:12:24,034
What the fuck
is their problem, man?!
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00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:29,123
This is fucking typical
cop hate game bullshit!
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Yo, yo, fucking
chill, Magilla Gorilla.
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00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,459

I mean you're trippin', dude.

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00:12:32,459 --> 00:12:33,544
Hey, what the fuck
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are you looking at, asshole?!
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Fucking dick.
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00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,549
Yo, yo,
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00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,634
Jim, Jim...
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00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,053
I'm gonna fucking kick your
teeth down your puke hole!
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00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,556
You fucking want some?
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Jim, Jim, dude.
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Kick back, dude.
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The fucking light is green.
Get the fuck in the car.
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Man, fuck.
- You're going to catch
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00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:55,232
a case doing that shit, man.
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What the fuck were you doing?
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Fuck the LAPD, man.

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What's up with Pasadena,
Pomona, Santa Ana and all that?
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00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:02,239
Oh, no, fuck the sticks.
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00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,241
L.A. City's the shit.
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00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,910
Hey, Sheriff's Department.
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00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:08,579
It's good enough for the INS
and still basically L.A., right?
184
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:12,833
Yeah, Sheriff's Department,
yeah.
185
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:16,086
They make you work
the jails the first two years
186
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,171
or something.
187
00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:18,589
I could be cracking heads
188
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,424
up at the Honor Ranch.
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00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:23,761
I'll give 'em a call,
start testing.
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00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,930
Yeah.
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00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,348
That's right.
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00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:30,267

Yo, it's just

a minor setback, right?
193
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,686
Quit trippin', dude.
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00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:34,855
Shit.
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00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:38,025
Hey, you know what
I want to do?
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00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:39,610
What?
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00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,613
I want to get fucked up.
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00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,281
Me, too, man.
199
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:47,117
I got to find a job and placate
my baby, you know.
200
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,953
Sylvia's going
to kick your ass?
201
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,621
Come on, big man,
she'll be cool.
202
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:53,374
Come on.
203
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:57,044
(Korean pop music playing)
204
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:04,468
- Bye, Nicole.
- Bye.
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00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:11,976
Let me get a couple
of singles, too, please.

206
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,978
Sorry, you buy whole pack.
207
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,896
Be cool, dude.
208
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:17,147
If I buy a whole pack
209
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,816
I'm gonna want
to smoke it.
210
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,151
I just want a couple
of smokes with my beer.
211
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,903
City give me $1,500 ticket.
212
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:23,904
No more.
213
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,990
(speaking Korean)
214
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,011
(speaking Korean)
215
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,345
Asshole.
216
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,184
(speaking Korean)
217
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,853
(yelling)
218
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,190
(gunshots)
219
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,285
- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you, sir.

220
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,703
Oh, shit.
221
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,455
That fucking gangster, man.
222
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,291
Homeboy just ran
a six second four-forty.
223
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,044
Damn, the chino looked
fucking pissed, man.
224
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,962
You think we'll be able
to go back there?
225
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,797
I hate that shit.
226
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,717
Fuckin' chino lookin' at us
like we were gonna bust him?
227
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,719
Come on, dude.
We're wearin' suits, man.
228
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,054
We totally look like cops.
229
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,722
He said he got fined
for that shit.
230
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:32,973
He was just being cautious.
231
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:37,311
<i>Well, we got pisto,
we got frajos.</i>
232
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,396
Only one thing missin'.
233

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Be-at-ches.
234
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,901
Oh, yeah, I mean
besides bitches, man.
235
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,237
<i>Yesca?
Mm-hmm.</i>
236
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,905
Bingo.
237
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,241
I need to feel
some reefer madness.
238
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:53,077
You sure you want
to score some bud, dude?
239
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,246
You haven't smoked out
since like forever, man.
240
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,833
I said I want
to get fucked up, man.
241
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,584
Fuck this purity bullshit.
242
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:05,005
Yeah... fuck purity.
243
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:09,593
Aw, man, look at this
zero-head, dog.
244
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,761
Stupid-ass cholo.
245
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,096
Look at that.
246
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,432

That dude's slangin', dog.

247
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,853
Want to get
a dime?
248
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:22,022
JIM:
No, I want it all.
249
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:30,114
Go for the stash, man.
250
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,456
Whoa, go, go, go.
251
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,125
Hey, hey, yo, yo.
252
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,294
That's my shit!
253
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,045
Fuck.
254
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,630
(laughing)
255
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,465
Outstanding.
256
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,634
Out-fucking-standing.
257
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,052
That shit was slick.
258
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,138
That motherfucker
just got schooled.
259
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,223
Bitch-ass cholo.
260
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,808
- Check this shit out, huh?

- Yeah.
261
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,144
Nice motherfucking haul.
You see that shit, huh?
262
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,980
Mm. It's not laced either.
263
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:03,981
Smell that shit.
264
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,149
Smell that motherfucking shit.
265
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,234
We just burned my car.
266
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,986
We go back there,
we're gonna get shot.
267
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:09,987
Yeah, no shit.
268
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:10,988
Man, bust that light.
269
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,823
Roll that shit up.
270
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,825
Yeah, yeah, Cool.
271
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,577
Yo, let's drop off
some resums first.
272
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,828
Then we'll smoke out, dude.
273
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:18,996
Some resums.
274
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,164
Yeah.

275
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,333
Ah, man, fresh air.
276
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,501
Look.
277
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,419
Oh! They're
dropped off, man.
278
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,670
You fucking asshole, man.
279
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,005
I got to get
a fucking job, man.
280
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,340
What's your problem, man?
281
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,674
What the fuck are
you doing, dickhead.
282
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:31,842
Yo, Mike, first day looking-283
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,512
nobody ever gets a job
their first day looking.
284
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:38,182
Come on, don't
sweat it, man.
285
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:41,352
Hey, I can't
fuck around tomorrow.
286
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,603
I got to get a job for sure.
287
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:43,854
This is your job, man.
288

00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,272

So act like a fucking
professional,
289
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:47,441
spark up the goods, 'cause we
got a lot of work to do.
290
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,787
It's harsh. It's good, though.
291
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,465
You okay?
292
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,467
How are those lungs, baby?
293
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,219
There it is.
294
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,888
That magic feeling.
295
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,828
Damn, look at that bitch.
296
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,580
Oh, damn.
297
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:48,836
Fuck, yeah.
298
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,421
She's fucking good.
299
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,090
I bet she got skills.
I want to get laid.
300
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:56,260
You just saw your woman.
301
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,761
Only hit her once, man.
302
00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:01,182

We can't go nowhere alone.

They got me sleeping in the car.
303
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:05,936
Family's got that ass
under guard, huh?
304
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,104
Lock and key.
305
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,940
Fuck, I want to get laid.
306
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:13,110
Pay a visit
to my harem, huh?
307
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,278
Online, pornmeister.
308
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,905
Uh-uh, let's go
to Letty's pad, man.
309
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,781
How much you want to bet
I hit it.
310
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,617
- She won't, dog.
- How much you want to bet?
311
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:20,993
She won't give you shit, dog.
312
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,620
You big time
fucked her over.
313
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,414
Aw, man, I popped that poodahey.
314
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,667
I got that mind control, man.
315
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:32,296
How much you want to bet

I get back up in it?

316
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,797
20 bucks?
317
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,132
You ain't got 20 bucks.
318
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,134
So, neither do you, man.
319
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,969
Come on, shake on that shit.
320
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,388
Come on.
321
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,724
What the fuck, let's go.
322
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:44,975
(knocking)
323
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,393
I got it.
324
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,021
What's up, Patty?
325
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,982
<i>- Y tu hermana?
- She ain't here.</i>
326
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,567
<i>Y sabes que?</i>
327
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,653
You're not welcome
in this house.
328
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,822
Sure, Patty.
329
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,991
I'd love to come in.

330
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,744
Thank you.
331
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,996
Are they here?
332
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,296
<i>You're looking fine,
as fuck, chulas.</i>
333
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,507
Don't... don't touch
me, please.
334
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,176
Hey, hey.
335
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,847
You got to get out of here.
336
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,849
Letty...
337
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:28,018
I just wanted
to see you again.
338
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:34,024
<i>Hey, Patty, you want to grab
me a pisto or something?</i>
339
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,068
I ain't grabbing you shit.
340
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,444
Oh, you still got
a mouth, huh?
341
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,530
Maybe one day you'll learn
how to keep it shut.
342
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:42,783
Laters. I'm going to my room.
343
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:46,078

You know you have to run

his ass out of here.
344
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,708
Baby.
345
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,046
Let's sit down.
346
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,140
No, no, no.
347
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:10,227
So, um...
348
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,146
You a cop yet?
349
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:13,731
I'm working on it.
350
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,066
<i>Y tu?</i>
351
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:19,069
<i>Que andas haciendo?</i>
352
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,488
Well, you know, I'm going
to L.A. Trade Tech.
353
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,158
It's good you're doing
positive shit.
354
00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:38,506
What, after everything
I don't get a kiss?
355
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:42,259
It's because of everything
you can't get a kiss.
356
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,428
Oh, come on, come here.
357

00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,681

Yeah.
358
00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:53,521
Don't.
359
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:56,273
Jim, I got a boyfriend.
360
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,108
Who?
361
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,444
Flaco.
362
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,445
You're back with that
363
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,781
piece of shit after
what he did, Letty?
364
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,284
You're not fucking him, are you?
365
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,620
Please tell me no.
366
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:12,456
Yes. So... just go.
367
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,291
'Cause there's nothing
here for you, Jim.
368
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,795
See?
369
00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:19,129
Okay?
370
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,965
I don't believe
this shit, Letty.
371
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,800

You're too good for that.

372
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,099
(car horn blaring)
373
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,141
You gotta go.
374
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,977
Go. Please!
375
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,144
Let me talk to them.
376
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:36,146
No, Jim, don't
be stupid. Please.
377
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:40,484
<i>Okay? Largate. Just go.</i>
378
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:47,575
I guess it's later days.
379
00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:00,004
<i>Largate. Just go!</i>
380
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:02,548
<i>Flaco, the pinchi guero's here!</i>
381
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,842
<i>Apuarte, Jim!
Hurry up!</i>
382
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,927
- Fuck him up!
- I got him!
383
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,866
Fucking white boy!
384
00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:33,704
What's up, faggot?!
385
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:36,540
We're going to fuck you up!

386
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,542
(all shouting)
387
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:42,379
Yo! pop the trunk
388
00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:43,631
so I can handle this shit!
389
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,382
<i>Fuck you, puto!</i>
390
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,051
I'll bust you!
391
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:49,053
Leave him alone!
392
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:53,057
Pop the fucking trunk!
393
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:59,230
(grunting)
394
00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,909
Jim!
395
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,494
(gunshot)
396
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,579
Oh, you fucked up!
397
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,748
Get your fucking knees
down on the curb now!
398
00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:19,416
Get the fuck
over there, man!
399
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,418
Don't fucking move unless you
want your brains hanging out!

400
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,586
What's your problem, Flaco?
401
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:25,589
Motherfucker!
402
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:27,591
Fucking knees on the curb, man!
403
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:31,011
That's right!
404
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:35,099
Interlock your fingers
behind your heads, Flaco!
405
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,685
You deaf fuck!
406
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:42,523
Yo, Mike.
407
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:43,858
Yeah?
408
00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:45,276
Do up their ride.
409
00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:48,195
Freeze, bitch!
410
00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:51,198
I'm going to take that big ass
of yours home,
411
00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:53,450
hit it for a minute, you know?
412
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:54,785
Fuck off!
413
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:55,786
Now you got it.
414
00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,791

Yo, relax, homie.

415
00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:06,130
You break Letty's heart,
I'm coming for your mom.
416
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,298
Fuck!
417
00:25:09,884 --> 00:25:11,969
<i>Hey, haina.</i>
418
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,137
Whoo!
419
00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:14,722
Fuck off!
Oh, yeah?
420
00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:16,640
What you got down here?
421
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,225
(whistles):
Oh...
422
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:19,810
Liking that.
423
00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:26,901
Damn! Those are
badass kicks, dog.
424
00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:29,820
Lucky you got little bitch feet,
425
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:32,239
else I'd be stomping around
in them motherfuckers.
426
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,158
<i>- Fuck you, puto.
- Huh?</i>
427
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,826
- Yeah. Fuck you.
- Yes?

428
00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:40,664
You fucking stay still!
429
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:43,000
Bitches! If you didn't have
that fucking gun,
430
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,586
<i>ese, it wouldn't
be about shit, homie.</i>
431
00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:47,505
Not fucking shit!
432
00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:50,007
Hey, later, Patty!
433
00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:51,842
I hope you're not
pregnant, but you know
434
00:25:51,926 --> 00:25:53,010
you wanted me to blow in you.
435
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:54,178
Fuck you!
436
00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:55,846
Bye, Letty!
437
00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:04,939
<i>Salud.</i>
438
00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:06,273
<i>Salud.</i>
439
00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:12,613
Divvy up the bounty, dude.
I know you got some cash.
440
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,376
I know I got more than that.
441
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,463
Yeah. Here we go.

442
00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:30,798
Shit.
443
00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,050
That's my pussy
she's giving away there.
444
00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:36,804
Homeboy uses extra large.
445
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:38,556
Man, that's it?
Next time,
446
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:40,224
jack someone with a job.
447
00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:43,894
Well, fuck you.
What did you get, their lunch?
448
00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,646
Check it out.
449
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:48,732
Holy shit.
You're kidding me.
450
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:58,075
Whoo! It's a fucking
Ruger P-94. Nine millimeter.
451
00:26:58,075 --> 00:27:00,995
14, plus one in the chamber.
452
00:27:00,995 --> 00:27:02,746
It's a good fucking gun.
Durable.
453
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,582
It's brand-new.
454
00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:08,669
It's a BB gun.
455

00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:10,087

Yeah. Cool.
456
00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:11,755
Here you go, dog.
457
00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:13,090
<i>About time you got a cohete.</i>
458
00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:14,592
No. I don't want it.
459
00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:16,927
Why the fuck not? I'll use it.
460
00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:18,929
That's a good reason. Sell it.
461
00:27:19,013 --> 00:27:21,015
How much you think
we can get for the gun?
462
00:27:21,098 --> 00:27:23,767
Two bills, maybe three.
Costs six new.
463
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,936
We'll sell it
and split the greenery.
464
00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:26,937
You sure?
465
00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:28,606
It's cool, dude.
466
00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:30,191
50-50.
467
00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,861
Good BB gun though.
468
00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:36,447
Shoot some birds and shit.
469
00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:38,282

Hey, put that shit away.

470
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:39,783
Looks real as hell.
471
00:27:41,035 --> 00:27:42,119
Not a bad day's work.
472
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:56,634
Get down to business though.
473
00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:59,136
I know you didn't get any.
474
00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:00,638
So pay up, motherfucker.
475
00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:06,644
Dick.
476
00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:13,484
Hello. This is a message
for Michael Alonzo.
477
00:28:13,484 --> 00:28:18,322
This is Bob Luell
at the Palm Glen Group.
478
00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:20,407
We have reviewed your resum,
479
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:23,160
and would like
to make an appointment
480
00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:24,578
for later in the week.
481
00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:25,746
Please call me at your
482
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:27,581
earliest convenience.
483
00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:28,582
Thank you.

484
00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:30,918
Huh? That's good.
485
00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:32,503
One more? This is fun.
486
00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:34,672
Sounded a little gay,
but it was good.
487
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:37,842
No, no, no. no.
That's it, dude. That's it.
488
00:28:37,842 --> 00:28:40,010
I get too many callbacks,
489
00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:41,262
Sylvia's going
to get suspicious.
490
00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:42,930
Oh, Sylvia's going
to be kissing your ass.
491
00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:44,348
Not if she
recognizes your voice.
492
00:28:44,348 --> 00:28:46,350
Oh, she won't. Here, sir.
493
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:48,018
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm cool.
494
00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:49,520
- Come on.
- I'm cool.
495
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,022
I want to get home before the
little woman and sober up.
496
00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:54,024
Come on, bro. One brew.

497
00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:56,360
All right, but hey,
498
00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,279
I got to look for a job
tomorrow for sure.
499
00:28:58,279 --> 00:28:59,530
Okay? I can't
be getting fucked up
500
00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:00,614
behind Sylvia's back
when I'm supposed
501
00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:01,699
to be looking
for work, man.
502
00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:03,450
Not cool.
Tomorrow, for sure.
503
00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:05,536
I got to find a job, too.
504
00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:10,624
(phone rings)
505
00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:12,293
Hello.
506
00:29:14,879 --> 00:29:17,131
Yes, sir.
507
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:21,218
Yes, sir. That is correct.
508
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:22,720
Six years.
509
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,972
Honorably discharged.
510
00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:26,724

Yes, sir.
511
00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:28,559
I would love to.
512
00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:31,645
Believe me, I would
welcome the opportunity.
513
00:29:33,564 --> 00:29:34,732
Tomorrow
514
00:29:34,732 --> 00:29:37,651
is not a problem.
515
00:29:37,735 --> 00:29:39,987
Thank you, sir.
You have a good day, too.
516
00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:42,740
Good-bye, sir.
517
00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:44,992
That was the man, huh?
You're all "Sir,
518
00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:46,410
sir, sir."
519
00:29:46,494 --> 00:29:50,581
Yes! Fucking yes! Thank God!
520
00:29:54,752 --> 00:29:56,921
That was the man!
That was the Federal man!
521
00:29:56,921 --> 00:29:59,507
The Federal man!
522
00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:00,758
Department of
Homeland Security
523
00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:02,676
wants me to come in
tomorrow to start testing!

524
00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:05,596
Oh, shit!
525
00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:06,931
Fucking A, my brother!
526
00:30:06,931 --> 00:30:08,265
That shit is righteous,
motherfucker!
527
00:30:08,265 --> 00:30:09,517
It's on, homie!
528
00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:11,185
Wow, man.
Tomorrow.
529
00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:12,937
So what the fuck you
going to do now, dude?
530
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,522
I got to take a piss test.
531
00:30:14,605 --> 00:30:15,940
If I'm cool,
I'm in the house.
532
00:30:19,777 --> 00:30:22,446
Yeah! Oh!
533
00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:25,950
Shit, dude,
do they piss test for weed?
534
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:28,619
Oh, shit!
535
00:30:31,372 --> 00:30:32,873
You fucked up, man.
536
00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:34,792
Oh, fuck.
537
00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:38,212
I fucked up.

538
00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:40,798
Oh, fuck. I fucked up.
539
00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:43,217
Fuck! Oh...
540
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:46,303
You know, one dope
molecule, and I'm done.
541
00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:48,806
And they will burn me
542
00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:51,392
with every law enforcement
outfit in the country.
543
00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:52,643
Shit!
544
00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:53,978
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, dude.
545
00:30:53,978 --> 00:30:57,398
Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me.
546
00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:59,316
Hey, there's a way out
of every fucking situation.
547
00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:01,819
- Right? Relax, dude.
- Yeah, yeah.
548
00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:04,321
Yeah. I'm going to do
what I got to do, you know?
549
00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:05,489
It's cool. Fuck, yeah.
550
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:06,574
I'll pass that shit.

551
00:31:06,657 --> 00:31:07,992
Hell, yeah. Yeah.
552
00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:10,411
Of course
you will, dude!
553
00:31:10,411 --> 00:31:13,330
Later, loco.
554
00:31:13,414 --> 00:31:14,665
Don't fucking trip, dude.
555
00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:15,583
All right.
556
00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:17,585
(sighs):
Shit.
557
00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:24,842
Eat.
558
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,343
(knocking on door)
559
00:31:26,427 --> 00:31:27,928
Come in, dumb ass!
560
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:33,851
What's up, dog?
561
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:34,852
What up, dog...
562
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:37,688
Hey, Jim.
Want some coffee?
563
00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:38,772
Sure.
564
00:31:38,856 --> 00:31:40,608
Want some eggs?
There's extra.

565
00:31:40,608 --> 00:31:42,860
Yes, ma'am. Please.
566
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:45,863
I, uh, heard
about the LAPD.
567
00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:47,781
Sorry about that.
568
00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:49,700
I thought they
guaranteed you a job.
569
00:31:49,783 --> 00:31:51,285
Yea. Me, too.
570
00:31:51,285 --> 00:31:54,955
Well, maybe it
wasn't meant to be.
571
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,708
You know, you being a cop.
572
00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:01,378
Tell her what's up, dude.
573
00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:02,713
Well, I applied
574
00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:05,799
to all the Federal
law enforcement agencies.
575
00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:07,134
You know, ATF, Border Patrol,
576
00:32:07,218 --> 00:32:08,636
ICE, Homeland Security,
all of them.
577
00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:11,388
And Homeland Security's
interested in me.
578
00:32:11,472 --> 00:32:13,974

They want me to come in today

and start testing.
579
00:32:14,058 --> 00:32:16,477
Wow. That's great.
How sure is this?
580
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,229
Well, I got a urinalysis today.
581
00:32:18,312 --> 00:32:20,481
If I pass that, I'll be
a Special Agent candidate,
582
00:32:20,481 --> 00:32:22,483
and then I could
be out of here next month.
583
00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:24,401
You haven't been
smoking out, have you?
584
00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:28,155
Nah. Chilled on that shit
a while back.
585
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:30,407
Good. Well, thanks for driving
Mike around yesterday.
586
00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:32,326
- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah, bro.
587
00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:34,328
Three callbacks.
588
00:32:34,411 --> 00:32:36,997
Damn! Good!
589
00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:39,750
We dropped off
enough resums. Whoo!
590
00:32:39,834 --> 00:32:41,252
Got more.
591

00:32:41,252 --> 00:32:42,253

- Yeah!
- Yeah!
592
00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:43,838
Well, you have
to keep trying
593
00:32:43,921 --> 00:32:45,422
until something happens.
594
00:32:45,422 --> 00:32:46,924
<i>Finding a job is a job, right?</i>
595
00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:48,259
Lunch money.
596
00:32:48,342 --> 00:32:49,510
Thank you.
597
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:50,845
And good
luck today.
598
00:32:50,845 --> 00:32:52,763
Thank you.
599
00:32:52,847 --> 00:32:54,265
- Love you.
- I love you, too.
600
00:32:54,265 --> 00:32:56,100
Good luck.
601
00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:58,519
And, Jim, good luck
on your pee test.
602
00:32:58,602 --> 00:32:59,770
I hope you studied.
603
00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:05,192
I'm going to
cram for it.
604
00:33:05,276 --> 00:33:07,611
Man, that's freaky.

605
00:33:07,695 --> 00:33:09,697
She was in
a good mood.
606
00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:11,198
Breakfast
and beer money?
607
00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:12,199
Yeah, dude.
608
00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:14,618
She heard the
messages last night.
609
00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:15,786
She got me a sixer.
610
00:33:15,786 --> 00:33:17,454
I slammed two last night.
611
00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:19,123
Out-fuckin'-standing!
612
00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:20,791
Now we know beer is just
a phone call away.
613
00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:22,042
Yeah.
614
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,795
Yeah. We talked shit out
last night, though.
615
00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:28,048
You know? Hey, all she wants
is for me to get a job.
616
00:33:28,132 --> 00:33:30,968
I shouldn't be playing her
like that.
617
00:33:32,553 --> 00:33:34,388
<i>Dude, you had a good job,</i>

618
00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:37,057
with that, uh, with
that Web design shit.
619
00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:38,642
<i>Had, dude. Had.</i>
620
00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:40,895
All right? All that
shit's in India now.
621
00:33:40,895 --> 00:33:42,563
Want a cold one?
No, later.
622
00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:43,814
You got any vinegar?
623
00:33:43,898 --> 00:33:46,317
Vinegar? What for?
624
00:33:51,322 --> 00:33:53,324
(exhales):
Ah...
625
00:33:53,324 --> 00:33:55,326
(groans):
Oh...
626
00:33:55,326 --> 00:33:56,410
Damn, dude!
627
00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:57,578
Ah...!
628
00:33:57,661 --> 00:33:58,746
(blabbers)
629
00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:00,331
- Man!
- That is fuckin' sick, man.
630
00:34:00,414 --> 00:34:02,333
What'd you do that for?
631
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:03,834

- Shuts down the old kidneys.

- Ooh.
632
00:34:03,834 --> 00:34:05,836
Come on, let's roll.
633
00:34:13,344 --> 00:34:15,346
Grab me that bag, dude.
634
00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:24,522
Little trick I learned
in the service.
635
00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:29,860
Aw, that's sick, dude.
636
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:32,530
You're gonna stick
a turkey baster in your dick?
637
00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:35,199
Quit looking, faggot.
638
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:38,035
You wish.
639
00:34:41,205 --> 00:34:43,707
(quiet grunt)
640
00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:44,959
(loud groaning)
641
00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:46,460
(groans):
Oh, man.
642
00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:47,795
(yells in pain)
Fuckin'...
643
00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:49,380
shit, dude.
644
00:34:49,463 --> 00:34:50,464
Oh, fuckin' shit...
645

00:34:50,548 --> 00:34:52,132

- (pained grunting)
- Aw...
646
00:34:53,551 --> 00:34:55,219
Aw, motherfucker!
647
00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:58,472
(gasps, groans)
648
00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:00,224
Whew!
649
00:35:00,224 --> 00:35:01,725
Ah...
650
00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:03,978
(inhales)
651
00:35:04,061 --> 00:35:06,146
(groans)
652
00:35:06,230 --> 00:35:08,148
That was...
653
00:35:08,148 --> 00:35:10,818
unpleasant.
654
00:35:15,573 --> 00:35:17,575
(quiet groan):
Man...
655
00:35:17,575 --> 00:35:19,243
(clears throat softly)
656
00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:21,662
Man, I want to get
this shit over with.
657
00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:23,998
You know, my teeth are floating.
658
00:35:24,081 --> 00:35:25,833
(Jim groans)
659
00:35:25,833 --> 00:35:27,668

Oh...
660
00:35:27,668 --> 00:35:30,254
You get those
in the military, dog?
661
00:35:30,254 --> 00:35:32,506
I was a Ranger.
662
00:35:32,506 --> 00:35:34,675
Your mom still suck
a mean dick, hmm?
663
00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:36,427
Gotcha! Shouldn't ignore people.
664
00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:38,012
Why don't you go
fuck yourself!
665
00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,180
Hey!
666
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,598
Let's play nice,
667
00:35:40,598 --> 00:35:42,183
boys.
668
00:35:42,266 --> 00:35:45,269
I have everyone's "Consent to
Urinalysis" form signed
669
00:35:45,269 --> 00:35:46,353
and dated, am I right?
670
00:35:46,437 --> 00:35:47,354
ALL:
Yes, sir.
671
00:35:47,438 --> 00:35:49,356
Good. I'm Agent Richards.
672
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,025
Jackets off.
673

00:35:51,108 --> 00:35:53,194

I will now administer
the easiest test
674
00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:55,196
Homeland Security
will ever give you,
675
00:35:55,279 --> 00:35:56,614
the whizz quiz.
676
00:35:56,614 --> 00:35:59,033
Roll up both sleeves
past the elbow.
677
00:36:00,284 --> 00:36:05,289
Remove all gloves, rings,
watches, bracelets,
678
00:36:05,289 --> 00:36:09,627
jewelry, Band-Aids
and bandages.
679
00:36:09,710 --> 00:36:13,214
I want to see nothing
but bare hands and forearms.
680
00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:15,799
Wiggle your fingers.
681
00:36:15,883 --> 00:36:18,552
Let me see
both sides.
682
00:36:18,594 --> 00:36:20,387
Beautifully done.
683
00:36:20,429 --> 00:36:22,515
Again, gentlemen,
no talking.
684
00:36:22,515 --> 00:36:23,807
Detweiler, is it?
685
00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:25,726
You're with me.
686

00:36:27,728 --> 00:36:29,730

(blows sharply)
687
00:36:35,069 --> 00:36:37,321
(blows softly)
688
00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:38,989
(blows loudly)
689
00:36:39,073 --> 00:36:40,491
(whispers):
Fucker.
690
00:36:40,491 --> 00:36:43,494
(door opens, closes)
691
00:36:45,579 --> 00:36:47,665
RICHARDS:
Next!
692
00:36:51,502 --> 00:36:52,753
Name?
693
00:36:52,753 --> 00:36:54,922
Davis, Jim.
694
00:36:54,922 --> 00:36:56,590
Ah, the Ranger.
695
00:36:56,674 --> 00:36:58,008
Yes, sir.
696
00:36:58,092 --> 00:37:01,011
- You serve?
- 101st.
697
00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:03,514
- High speed.
- All right.
698
00:37:03,514 --> 00:37:05,432
Think you can fill that, son?
699
00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:08,143
I could fill
a goddamn trash can, sir.

700
00:37:08,185 --> 00:37:11,188
(laughs): You're full of piss
and vinegar, aren't you, Jim?
701
00:37:11,188 --> 00:37:13,357
Yes, sir.
702
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,861
##
703
00:37:16,944 --> 00:37:19,613
Hey, unload that shit before
you clown with it, okay?
704
00:37:19,697 --> 00:37:21,365
I don't want my head
blown off
705
00:37:21,407 --> 00:37:22,741
just when I'm getting
it straight.
706
00:37:25,119 --> 00:37:26,954
Pop! What's it like
707
00:37:27,037 --> 00:37:28,455
to just straight-up
whack a motherfucker?
708
00:37:28,539 --> 00:37:31,584
What's it like?
I mean, what the fuck, you know?
709
00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:34,128
It's like nothing.
What's it supposed to be like?
710
00:37:34,211 --> 00:37:35,504
You tell me.
711
00:37:35,546 --> 00:37:37,840
You were busting heads
for the military.
712
00:37:37,882 --> 00:37:40,384
I can't talk about
this shit, Mike.

713
00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:46,974
But I will tell you one
thing-- you point and shoot,
714
00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:49,810
pop, pop, move on, fuck 'em,
they shouldn't have been there,
715
00:37:49,852 --> 00:37:51,395
you move the fuck on.
716
00:37:51,395 --> 00:37:55,399
<i>You do not stop
and think about it.</i>
717
00:37:55,399 --> 00:37:57,651
- It's not a big deal.
- So if it's nothing,
718
00:37:57,735 --> 00:37:59,069
then what you getting
all mad for?
719
00:37:59,153 --> 00:38:00,279
I'm not getting mad.
720
00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:01,739
I just hate stupid
questions, Mike.
721
00:38:01,739 --> 00:38:03,908
You think you killed
a lot of Commies?
722
00:38:03,908 --> 00:38:05,993
- They weren't Commies, dumb ass.
- Then what were they?
723
00:38:06,076 --> 00:38:08,412
You know what they were-they were fuckin' Hajjis,
724
00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:10,956
terrorists, the bad guys.
725
00:38:10,998 --> 00:38:14,001

Did you like it?

(quietly): Oh, shit.
726
00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:16,003
Did you dig it?
727
00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:18,422
You bust a nut?
(popping sound)
728
00:38:19,924 --> 00:38:22,259
Not fuckin' now, man.
Seriously.
729
00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:25,930
You're killing my buzz, dude.
730
00:38:25,930 --> 00:38:28,432
Aw, kick back, stress case.
731
00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:30,768
Are we on a mission to
sell this piece or what?
732
00:38:30,851 --> 00:38:31,936
Hell, yeah.
733
00:38:32,019 --> 00:38:33,354
Let's sell this
fuckin' piece.
734
00:38:33,437 --> 00:38:35,981
Got to get some scratch,
you know what I'm saying?
735
00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:36,774
Pop! Pop! Pop!
736
00:38:38,943 --> 00:38:41,111
(dog barking in distance)
737
00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:46,033
(loud music playing over stereo)
738
00:38:46,116 --> 00:38:49,870
# Don't lay your funky trip
on me... #

739
00:38:49,870 --> 00:38:51,622
Yo, Darrel!
740
00:38:51,622 --> 00:38:54,291
- Yo, yo, yo, Darrel!
- Wake the fuck up, Darrel!
741
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:55,793
- (loud music continues)
- (banging on door)
742
00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:57,127
Darrel!
743
00:38:57,211 --> 00:38:59,421
Come on, come on, come on,
wake up and fuckin'
744
00:38:59,463 --> 00:39:01,048
shine!
745
00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:03,092
(loud music continues)
746
00:39:05,970 --> 00:39:09,098
Y'all need to knock
this shit off right now.
747
00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:12,560
- (Mike chuckling)
- Hey, what's up, bro?
748
00:39:12,643 --> 00:39:14,395
(both talking indistinctly)
749
00:39:14,395 --> 00:39:15,855
Come on in, motherfuckers.
750
00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:17,314
(mocking gibberish)
Yeah.
751
00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:19,149
Get your little
ass up in here.

752
00:39:19,149 --> 00:39:20,276
Shit!
753
00:39:20,276 --> 00:39:21,610
# Brother, please! #
754
00:39:21,652 --> 00:39:23,487
Oh, man...
755
00:39:23,487 --> 00:39:25,823
y'all scared
the fuck out of me, man.
756
00:39:25,906 --> 00:39:26,907
(chuckling)
757
00:39:26,991 --> 00:39:29,410
You motherfuckers
got ties on.
758
00:39:29,493 --> 00:39:31,328
I saw that city-lookin'
car pull up-759
00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:33,497
I thought y'all was
some rollers or shit.
760
00:39:33,497 --> 00:39:35,499
(chuckles quietly)
761
00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:36,959
I just got out of County.
762
00:39:37,001 --> 00:39:40,337
- $9,600.
- No shit. When?
763
00:39:40,337 --> 00:39:42,173
Yesterday.
764
00:39:42,173 --> 00:39:43,841
MIKE: Damn. What'd
they put on you?
765
00:39:43,841 --> 00:39:44,800

Some bullshit.
766
00:39:44,842 --> 00:39:47,011
I saw some wrong-ass shit
767
00:39:47,011 --> 00:39:48,262
up in there, dude.
768
00:39:48,345 --> 00:39:50,431
I ain't ever going back
to that motherfucker.
769
00:39:50,514 --> 00:39:52,016
It scared you straight, huh?
770
00:39:52,016 --> 00:39:54,685
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey, you get booty-played?
771
00:39:54,685 --> 00:39:56,687
(laughing)
772
00:39:56,770 --> 00:39:58,022
<i>Hell, no.</i>
773
00:39:58,105 --> 00:40:00,107
You over there tickling
your brown eye, dog?
774
00:40:00,191 --> 00:40:02,610
They-they put some jelly
on there, serve some syrup?
775
00:40:02,693 --> 00:40:04,612
- You toss the salad?
- Hey, you know, nigga,
776
00:40:04,695 --> 00:40:08,449
I kept my ass to the wall
and my mouth shut.
777
00:40:08,532 --> 00:40:09,700
Shoot.
778
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,911
I almost lost my job
over that shit.

779
00:40:11,911 --> 00:40:13,537
Fuckin' around in there.
780
00:40:16,707 --> 00:40:18,959
Oh, God...
781
00:40:19,043 --> 00:40:20,794
- You a cop?
- Nope.
782
00:40:20,878 --> 00:40:22,588
Rejected his ass.
783
00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:23,714
Fuck you.
784
00:40:23,797 --> 00:40:25,299
I'm getting
in the Feds' car.
785
00:40:25,382 --> 00:40:28,469
(laughs):
Damn...!
786
00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:30,804
That's what I'm talking about!
787
00:40:30,888 --> 00:40:32,723
Ah, you hear that?
788
00:40:32,765 --> 00:40:35,309
<i>This motherfucker
gonna be a Fed.</i>
789
00:40:35,351 --> 00:40:37,186
Yeah.
790
00:40:37,186 --> 00:40:39,396
You been wanting that shit, too.
791
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,357
It's my dream, dude.
792
00:40:41,398 --> 00:40:43,192
So, you gonna do

that shit right,

793
00:40:43,234 --> 00:40:46,237
or, you know, you gonna do
a little shit on the side?
794
00:40:46,237 --> 00:40:48,405
I'm gonna get
my own thing going.
795
00:40:48,405 --> 00:40:50,991
You know, I'll be flipping shit,
make a little money.
796
00:40:51,075 --> 00:40:53,410
- You know?
- (laughing)
797
00:40:53,494 --> 00:40:57,248
<i>This motherfucker
gonna have shit wired.</i>
798
00:40:57,248 --> 00:40:59,583
Scary, huh?
799
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:00,918
(Jim clears throat)
800
00:41:01,001 --> 00:41:04,421
Check this shit out.
801
00:41:04,421 --> 00:41:05,756
Oh, hello!
802
00:41:05,756 --> 00:41:07,258
(chuckles):
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
803
00:41:07,258 --> 00:41:09,009
This is sweet!
804
00:41:09,009 --> 00:41:11,679
<i>We jacked some eses.
Got a BB gun, too.</i>
805
00:41:11,762 --> 00:41:14,014
- A BB gun?

- Yo.
806
00:41:14,098 --> 00:41:16,267
Goddamn!
807
00:41:16,267 --> 00:41:19,186
This is a nice little machine.
808
00:41:19,270 --> 00:41:21,230
Three bills, it's yours.
809
00:41:21,230 --> 00:41:23,190
I ain't got
three bills, dog.
810
00:41:23,274 --> 00:41:26,277
My lawyer cleaned me out.
811
00:41:26,277 --> 00:41:27,778
(sighs):
Man...
812
00:41:27,778 --> 00:41:31,157
I ain't got no ways
or means, homie.
813
00:41:32,449 --> 00:41:34,451
I need this shit, too.
814
00:41:35,452 --> 00:41:37,454
Bring the heat
to these motherfuckers
815
00:41:37,538 --> 00:41:39,373
trippin' around here.
816
00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:42,293
We need ends, dog.
817
00:41:42,376 --> 00:41:46,255
Who'll give us
three bills for it?
818
00:41:46,297 --> 00:41:48,090
Hey, uh, I know a cat.
819

00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:50,634

Hangs out at, uh... La Licha
820
00:41:50,634 --> 00:41:51,760
on, uh, Santa Fe.
821
00:41:51,802 --> 00:41:53,554
Yeah, I know that place.
He cool?
822
00:41:53,637 --> 00:41:55,890
Oh, man, he's old school,
real cool.
823
00:41:55,931 --> 00:41:57,308
<i>Veterano named Eddie.</i>
824
00:41:57,308 --> 00:41:59,643
He there today?
825
00:41:59,643 --> 00:42:00,978
Oh, that's just like
his living room, dog.
826
00:42:00,978 --> 00:42:02,313
Mm.
827
00:42:02,396 --> 00:42:05,316
Yeah. Yeah, I'll hook you up.
Don't worry about it.
828
00:42:05,316 --> 00:42:06,484
Cool, cool.
829
00:42:06,484 --> 00:42:09,153
Yo, uh...
830
00:42:09,195 --> 00:42:11,655
Y'all need to
come up, dog.
831
00:42:11,739 --> 00:42:13,657
Can you do me a favor?
832
00:42:13,741 --> 00:42:14,992
Sure.

833
00:42:15,075 --> 00:42:16,577
You mind calling my pad
834
00:42:16,660 --> 00:42:17,995
and leaving a fake message
835
00:42:18,078 --> 00:42:21,165
so my old lady thinks I'm
out there looking for a job?
836
00:42:21,207 --> 00:42:24,168
Instead you out
getting fucked up.
837
00:42:24,168 --> 00:42:25,002
(both laughing)
838
00:42:25,085 --> 00:42:26,921
Can you hook me up,
839
00:42:27,004 --> 00:42:28,756
or what, dog? Huh?
840
00:42:28,756 --> 00:42:30,257
Yeah? All right.
841
00:42:30,257 --> 00:42:31,759
Check this out.
842
00:42:31,842 --> 00:42:34,929
Uh, just call, right?
(coughs)
843
00:42:34,929 --> 00:42:37,264
And say you're from
that place right there
844
00:42:37,348 --> 00:42:40,518
and that you want
to schedule an interview, dude.
845
00:42:40,601 --> 00:42:43,604
<i>Man, y'all some devious
motherfuckers, man.</i>
846
00:42:43,604 --> 00:42:45,022

(laughing)
847
00:42:45,105 --> 00:42:46,482
(mumbles)
848
00:42:46,482 --> 00:42:49,693
Hey, hey, make sure
she can't star-69 my shit.
849
00:42:49,693 --> 00:42:52,029
Nah, she's...
Serious, man.
850
00:42:52,029 --> 00:42:54,824
I ain't trying to break up
no shit on this.
851
00:42:54,865 --> 00:42:56,784
All right, it's ringing.
Here you go.
852
00:42:56,784 --> 00:42:58,494
- Be serious, dude.
- Hey, hey,
853
00:42:58,536 --> 00:43:00,204
don't sound like a
fag, either, man.
854
00:43:00,204 --> 00:43:01,372
That's how he be sounding.
855
00:43:01,455 --> 00:43:02,915
(clears throat)
856
00:43:02,915 --> 00:43:05,292
Uh, Mr. Alonzo,
857
00:43:05,376 --> 00:43:07,336
I'm calling
from Sunhouse Properties,
858
00:43:07,336 --> 00:43:08,963
uh, to schedule an interview.
859
00:43:09,046 --> 00:43:12,883
Uh, please call me back

at 213-555860
00:43:12,883 --> 00:43:14,885
15-15.
861
00:43:16,053 --> 00:43:17,388
Oh...
862
00:43:17,388 --> 00:43:18,472
damn, dog!
863
00:43:18,556 --> 00:43:20,474
That shit was
good, dude!
864
00:43:20,558 --> 00:43:23,394
Damn, they should give you
a fuckin' Oscar for that shit.
865
00:43:23,394 --> 00:43:25,479
That shit was cold, man.
866
00:43:25,563 --> 00:43:27,690
- Playing your woman like that.
- Aw, come on, man.
867
00:43:27,731 --> 00:43:30,234
I did three yesterday-she bought him a six-pack.
868
00:43:30,276 --> 00:43:31,735
- Yeah.
- (laughs)
869
00:43:31,735 --> 00:43:33,988
<i>What's one call get you,
a fuckin' 40</i>
870
00:43:34,071 --> 00:43:35,739
of St. Ides?
871
00:43:35,739 --> 00:43:37,241
I'll be like this. Look.
872
00:43:37,241 --> 00:43:39,076
- (all laughing)
- You know you would!

873
00:43:39,076 --> 00:43:40,703
You know you would!
874
00:43:40,744 --> 00:43:43,038
Bitch-ass motherfucker.
875
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,124
(laughter continues)
876
00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:47,668
This is good
shit, right?
877
00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:49,753
I told you it was
some good shit, dog.
878
00:43:49,837 --> 00:43:51,005
Hey, we got to bounce.
879
00:43:51,088 --> 00:43:52,423
Oh, no, no, no, no.
880
00:43:52,423 --> 00:43:54,925
No, no, y'all just
got here, dog.
881
00:43:55,009 --> 00:43:56,343
Can't happen.
882
00:43:56,427 --> 00:43:59,513
- Come on.
- Yo, uh, tell that guy Eddie
883
00:43:59,597 --> 00:44:02,266
that we're gonna cruise through
there a little later.
884
00:44:02,266 --> 00:44:03,684
Okay?
885
00:44:03,767 --> 00:44:05,436
- Aw, yeah.
- Later, man.
886

00:44:05,477 --> 00:44:07,271

<i>I wish I had the money.</i>
887
00:44:07,313 --> 00:44:09,273
That's a sweet-ass
piece, though.
888
00:44:09,273 --> 00:44:11,358
That shit'll keep
the porch clean.
889
00:44:11,442 --> 00:44:14,361
Motherfuckers like y'all
won't be banging on my shit.
890
00:44:24,121 --> 00:44:25,956
Hey, Jim.
891
00:44:27,458 --> 00:44:28,918
We should lose
the monkey suits, dude.
892
00:44:32,463 --> 00:44:34,423
(music playing)
893
00:44:54,151 --> 00:44:56,654
<i>Quien es?</i>
894
00:45:08,999 --> 00:45:10,626
<i>Hey, bring us,
dos pistos, por favor,</i>
895
00:45:10,668 --> 00:45:12,586
<i>mi reina.</i>
896
00:45:14,004 --> 00:45:15,089
Damn.
897
00:45:15,172 --> 00:45:17,675
(whistles appreciatively)
898
00:45:17,675 --> 00:45:20,553
Hey, dog, I don't
think they like us here.
899
00:45:20,594 --> 00:45:21,595
Fuck 'em.

900
00:45:21,679 --> 00:45:23,138
I got my shit.
901
00:45:23,138 --> 00:45:25,599
They make a move,
I'm blasting.
902
00:45:27,101 --> 00:45:29,603
Which one of these fools
is Eddy?
903
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,190
Yeah. I don't know.
904
00:45:33,190 --> 00:45:36,277
<i>They're all paisas here.</i>
905
00:45:38,529 --> 00:45:42,533
Hey, why don't you ask
that homegirl right there?
906
00:45:53,460 --> 00:45:57,047
<i>Sientate, guapa.</i>
907
00:45:57,047 --> 00:45:58,048
Mm.
908
00:45:58,090 --> 00:45:59,133
<i>Habla Espanol?</i>
909
00:45:59,216 --> 00:46:00,176
<i>Si.</i>
910
00:46:00,176 --> 00:46:01,302
<i>Que bien.</i>
911
00:46:01,385 --> 00:46:03,888
<i>Sabas donde esta
el Eddy?</i>
912
00:46:03,971 --> 00:46:06,390
<i>Eddy, te hablan.</i>
913
00:46:13,189 --> 00:46:15,232
<i>Que paso?</i>

914
00:46:15,232 --> 00:46:17,151
Do I know you?
915
00:46:17,151 --> 00:46:19,570
My homeboy Darrell said
to talk to you.
916
00:46:19,570 --> 00:46:22,656
Darrell?
Yeah.
917
00:46:24,241 --> 00:46:25,326
I'm Jim, homie.
918
00:46:27,578 --> 00:46:29,997
What's up, man? Mike, dog.
919
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,416
All right.
So what's up?
920
00:46:32,416 --> 00:46:34,251
<i>Need a cohete?</i>
921
00:46:35,753 --> 00:46:37,588
Maybe.
922
00:46:42,259 --> 00:46:43,260
What kind?
923
00:46:43,344 --> 00:46:45,346
Ruger P-94, brand-new.
924
00:46:45,429 --> 00:46:46,931
Ruger, huh?
Yeah.
925
00:46:46,931 --> 00:46:47,932
How many mags?
926
00:46:48,015 --> 00:46:49,934
One high cap.
I'll throw in the hollow points.
927
00:46:52,102 --> 00:46:53,437

Strictly Black Talons, homes.

928
00:46:53,437 --> 00:46:55,689
Homies be wearing
vests these days,
929
00:46:55,689 --> 00:46:57,024
know what
I'm saying?
930
00:46:57,107 --> 00:46:58,025
Is it new?
931
00:46:58,108 --> 00:46:59,944
Yeah, it's brand-new.
932
00:47:00,027 --> 00:47:01,695
Where's it at?
933
00:47:01,695 --> 00:47:02,947
I can get it.
934
00:47:05,950 --> 00:47:07,034
How much?
935
00:47:07,117 --> 00:47:09,453
Three bills.
936
00:47:09,453 --> 00:47:10,955
I'll give you $250
if it's new.
937
00:47:10,955 --> 00:47:12,289
If not, I'll give you $200.
938
00:47:17,461 --> 00:47:19,713
Cool.
939
00:47:19,797 --> 00:47:23,217
<i>You got the feria, homie?</i>
940
00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:24,802
I can get it.
941
00:47:24,802 --> 00:47:26,470
<i>Orale.</i>

942
00:47:26,554 --> 00:47:28,556
<i>Let's kick back,
have a couple pistos</i>
943
00:47:28,639 --> 00:47:30,724
before we handle business, eh?
944
00:47:33,978 --> 00:47:34,979
<i>Hey, guero, you like her?</i>
945
00:47:35,062 --> 00:47:37,898
I do need to get laid.
946
00:47:37,898 --> 00:47:39,733
There it is right
there, brother.
947
00:47:39,733 --> 00:47:40,985
<i>Yo, give me that cohete.</i>
948
00:47:41,068 --> 00:47:44,738
(women screaming)
949
00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:58,836
<i>Mataste a un flor.</i>
950
00:48:06,093 --> 00:48:07,344
Oh, shit!
951
00:48:07,344 --> 00:48:08,929
Open the fucking door!
952
00:48:11,348 --> 00:48:12,683
(engine starts)
953
00:48:18,856 --> 00:48:19,857
<i>MIKE:
Holy shit, dude!</i>
954
00:48:19,857 --> 00:48:21,775
(laughing)
955
00:48:21,775 --> 00:48:23,027
You think he's gonna
fuckin' die?!

956
00:48:23,027 --> 00:48:24,945
Sure. Got his carotid.
957
00:48:24,945 --> 00:48:26,780
Fucker was garden-hosing.
958
00:48:26,780 --> 00:48:27,781
He'll bleed out.
959
00:48:27,781 --> 00:48:29,033
Oh, shit, dude,
960
00:48:29,033 --> 00:48:31,035
I've seen dudes get shot, man,
but I never seen
961
00:48:31,118 --> 00:48:32,536
no motherfucking shit
like that before, man!
962
00:48:32,536 --> 00:48:34,955
Fucked his shit up, you know?
963
00:48:35,039 --> 00:48:37,208
Quick as shit, too.
That crack-crack!
964
00:48:37,291 --> 00:48:39,877
<i>Turned that vato into
a fountain of blood.</i>
965
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,545
Why the fuck
did he do that, man?
966
00:48:41,545 --> 00:48:43,547
That shit could have been
over anything, you know?
967
00:48:43,547 --> 00:48:45,132
Money, drugs, bitches,
respect, whatever.
968
00:48:45,216 --> 00:48:46,550
That homie, straight-up pimp.

969
00:48:46,634 --> 00:48:48,552
You know, maybe he turned out
that dude's daughter.
970
00:48:48,552 --> 00:48:49,637
Looney tunes and shit,
971
00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:51,138
glass all stuck
in his fuckin' neck.
972
00:48:51,222 --> 00:48:53,057
Did you see all that fuckin'
blood over there?!
973
00:48:53,057 --> 00:48:55,392
Yeah, man, the human body's
got a gallon.
974
00:48:55,392 --> 00:48:58,479
Damn!
975
00:48:58,562 --> 00:49:01,482
I coulda boned Gracie.
976
00:49:01,482 --> 00:49:04,235
She had that proper thickness.
977
00:49:04,235 --> 00:49:05,236
Look at me, dog.
978
00:49:05,319 --> 00:49:07,238
Look at me.
979
00:49:07,321 --> 00:49:10,074
I'm fuckin' traumatized
and shit.
980
00:49:10,074 --> 00:49:13,828
Yo, homie, that shit
don't fuckin' faze you at all?
981
00:49:13,911 --> 00:49:16,247
Oh, man,
I seen way worse.
982

00:49:16,330 --> 00:49:18,833

Trashcanistan.
983
00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:22,336
My battle buddy, he got his legs
and arms blown off
984
00:49:22,336 --> 00:49:24,755
by a booby-trapped motorcycle.
985
00:49:24,755 --> 00:49:28,008
Medic saved his ass
and he lived.
986
00:49:28,092 --> 00:49:31,929
He didn't want to, but he did.
987
00:49:31,929 --> 00:49:33,347
I got to face my woman.
988
00:49:33,347 --> 00:49:35,683
How in the fuck am I supposed
to play this shit off, huh?
989
00:49:35,683 --> 00:49:37,768
Man, you'll do it, player.
990
00:49:39,687 --> 00:49:42,773
(siren wails in distance)
991
00:49:46,277 --> 00:49:48,028
Hey, baby girl,
you cooking?
992
00:49:48,028 --> 00:49:49,446
Yeah. Where have you been?
993
00:49:49,446 --> 00:49:50,948
Oh, Jim's pad.
994
00:49:50,948 --> 00:49:52,283
You been drinking?
995
00:49:52,283 --> 00:49:53,951
Oh, you know,
I had a few brews.

996
00:49:53,951 --> 00:49:55,369
A few?
Yeah.
997
00:49:55,452 --> 00:49:56,620
You look wasted.
998
00:49:58,956 --> 00:49:59,957
(gasps)
999
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,041
Don't trip, girl.
1000
00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:02,293
I've been working
all day.
1001
00:50:02,293 --> 00:50:06,630
I've been looking
for work all day.
1002
00:50:06,630 --> 00:50:09,633
I wish I could hang out and
get wasted like the old days.
1003
00:50:09,633 --> 00:50:11,468
You know what?
1004
00:50:11,468 --> 00:50:13,804
When I'm working,
you can lounge.
1005
00:50:13,804 --> 00:50:15,723
I'll fix this place up,
1006
00:50:15,723 --> 00:50:17,141
get you nice clothes
and stuff...
1007
00:50:17,141 --> 00:50:18,392
Mike, Mike, Mike.
1008
00:50:18,475 --> 00:50:20,978
It doesn't have anything
to do with money.
1009

00:50:20,978 --> 00:50:22,396

Come here.
1010
00:50:22,396 --> 00:50:25,816
Sit down. I want
to talk to you.
1011
00:50:25,816 --> 00:50:27,401
Hey, it's not
about stuff.
1012
00:50:27,401 --> 00:50:30,404
It's about you and me
needing an equal partner.
1013
00:50:30,488 --> 00:50:31,906
Right.
1014
00:50:31,906 --> 00:50:34,074
Hey, I know that you
supported me through college
1015
00:50:34,074 --> 00:50:35,576
and I'm gonna always
1016
00:50:35,576 --> 00:50:36,744
- owe you for that.
- Right.
1017
00:50:36,744 --> 00:50:37,995
Now everything's flipped
1018
00:50:38,078 --> 00:50:39,663
and I feel like I'm doing
everything alone.
1019
00:50:39,663 --> 00:50:43,751
You know, sometimes
I feel like you're my kid.
1020
00:50:43,751 --> 00:50:45,753
I mean, you sneak
around like one.
1021
00:50:45,836 --> 00:50:47,004
Oh-ho!
1022

00:50:47,004 --> 00:50:50,090

Look... Wow, dude.
1023
00:50:50,174 --> 00:50:52,426
I'm sorry.
1024
00:50:52,426 --> 00:50:53,427
Be cool, baby girl,
1025
00:50:53,511 --> 00:50:54,929
I'm on a mission
to get my shit together.
1026
00:50:54,929 --> 00:50:57,515
I applied at this commercial
realty company in Studio City,
1027
00:50:57,598 --> 00:50:59,850
and this black guy,
he was the office manager
1028
00:50:59,850 --> 00:51:01,101
and he's fuckin' hella cool,
1029
00:51:01,101 --> 00:51:02,937
you know? We're talkin'
and all that shit.
1030
00:51:02,937 --> 00:51:05,189
You know? We're just kickin' it
and all that.
1031
00:51:05,272 --> 00:51:07,691
Did you, did you
check the messages?
1032
00:51:09,527 --> 00:51:12,029
Four messages.
1033
00:51:12,112 --> 00:51:13,697
DARRELL:
Mr. Alonzo, I'm calling
1034
00:51:13,781 --> 00:51:16,367
from Sunhouse Properties
to schedule an interview.
1035

00:51:16,450 --> 00:51:18,953

Honey, this is great!
1036
00:51:18,953 --> 00:51:21,872
Mm, mm...
Oh! Oh...
1037
00:51:21,872 --> 00:51:23,874
You better call him
first thing in the morning.
1038
00:51:23,874 --> 00:51:25,459
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
1039
00:51:25,459 --> 00:51:28,879
MIKE:
Oh, damn, dog,
that shit was good, dude.
1040
00:51:28,879 --> 00:51:31,382
Damn, they should give you
a fuckin' Oscar for that shit.
1041
00:51:31,465 --> 00:51:33,968
(machine beeps)
1042
00:51:42,309 --> 00:51:44,061
You just stood there
1043
00:51:44,061 --> 00:51:48,065
and you fed me a line of
bullshit like it was nothing.
1044
00:51:48,149 --> 00:51:51,902
You should be
the lawyer.
1045
00:51:51,986 --> 00:51:54,488
How could you just do that?
1046
00:51:54,572 --> 00:51:58,242
How could you look me in the eye
and lie to me like that?
1047
00:51:58,242 --> 00:51:59,326
I'm sorry.
1048

00:51:59,326 --> 00:52:01,912

I'd rather you hit me.
1049
00:52:03,414 --> 00:52:05,249
I'm your clown.
1050
00:52:05,332 --> 00:52:06,834
I'm your fucking clown.
1051
00:52:06,917 --> 00:52:10,421
And you and Jim
are laughing at me?
1052
00:52:10,421 --> 00:52:12,423
No, it's not...
1053
00:52:12,506 --> 00:52:16,760
No, no, no, you are so utterly,
irrevocably busted!
1054
00:52:20,431 --> 00:52:22,850
Why don't you just go play
with your little butt buddy?
1055
00:52:22,850 --> 00:52:24,852
Go cook up more lies.
1056
00:52:24,852 --> 00:52:26,854
You know, I bet
you're doing lines again.
1057
00:52:26,854 --> 00:52:29,523
Dude, how could you say
that shit?
1058
00:52:29,607 --> 00:52:30,774
I'm not fuckin'
doing lines again.
1059
00:52:30,858 --> 00:52:32,359
Yeah, right, right.
1060
00:52:32,443 --> 00:52:34,028
I'm not fuckin'
doing lines again!
1061
00:52:34,111 --> 00:52:36,614

Right now your word

is less than shit.
1062
00:52:36,614 --> 00:52:38,699
Maybe you should go.
1063
00:52:38,699 --> 00:52:42,620
Just fuckin' go.
1064
00:52:42,620 --> 00:52:46,790
Just fuckin'... just go, right?
1065
00:52:46,790 --> 00:52:48,375
Fuck it.
I'll fuckin' go!
1066
00:52:48,459 --> 00:52:49,543
Please, go. Go!
1067
00:52:49,543 --> 00:52:51,462
Fuck it then!
I'll fuckin' go!
1068
00:52:51,545 --> 00:52:53,130
Then go, Mike!
1069
00:52:53,214 --> 00:52:54,298
I'm serious!
I'll fuckin' go
1070
00:52:54,381 --> 00:52:55,549
except I won't fuckin'
come back!
1071
00:52:55,633 --> 00:52:56,800
You want me to fuckin' go?!
1072
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,801
Fuckin' go, Mike!
1073
00:52:57,885 --> 00:52:59,136
I'll fuckin' go then!
1074
00:52:59,220 --> 00:53:00,137
I'll fuckin' go!
1075

00:53:00,221 --> 00:53:03,140

Get the fuck outta here!
1076
00:53:03,140 --> 00:53:05,476
(phone rings)
1077
00:53:09,980 --> 00:53:12,483
Hello?
1078
00:53:12,566 --> 00:53:16,237
Speaking.
1079
00:53:16,237 --> 00:53:20,491
Of course, sir. Absolutely.
1080
00:53:20,491 --> 00:53:23,577
Thank you very much,
Agent Richards.
1081
00:53:23,661 --> 00:53:25,663
Thank you, sir.
1082
00:53:30,835 --> 00:53:31,836
Who was that?
1083
00:53:31,919 --> 00:53:33,254
That was the feds,
my friend.
1084
00:53:33,337 --> 00:53:36,924
I've been informed that I passed
my urinalysis
1085
00:53:37,007 --> 00:53:39,426
and they would like me
to go in this morning
1086
00:53:39,426 --> 00:53:42,680
to start formal testing.
1087
00:53:42,763 --> 00:53:44,181
Fuck yeah, dude.
1088
00:53:44,265 --> 00:53:45,349
I'll be there all day,
1089

00:53:45,349 --> 00:53:48,435

so take my ride,
get your ass a job.
1090
00:53:48,519 --> 00:53:49,520
Let's go.
1091
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,855
Oh, shit!
1092
00:53:50,855 --> 00:53:54,525
Come on. Get your
parasitic ass in gear.
1093
00:53:54,608 --> 00:53:58,612
(groans)
1094
00:53:58,612 --> 00:54:02,533
I had some twisted-ass dreams
about that dude being killed.
1095
00:54:02,616 --> 00:54:04,535
I slept like a baby.
1096
00:54:04,618 --> 00:54:08,038
I heard screaming.
1097
00:54:08,038 --> 00:54:09,623
What kind of tests?
1098
00:54:09,623 --> 00:54:12,459
Psychological tests.
1099
00:54:12,459 --> 00:54:15,713
Geez, you're
a freakin' psycho, dude.
1100
00:54:15,796 --> 00:54:17,214
Don't answer that shit
honestly.
1101
00:54:17,214 --> 00:54:19,717
Hell no.
1102
00:54:19,717 --> 00:54:23,053
They use the Minnesota
Multiphasic Inventory.

1103
00:54:23,137 --> 00:54:27,224
It's like 600 questions,
cross-referenced
1104
00:54:27,308 --> 00:54:29,310
to detect deception.
1105
00:54:29,310 --> 00:54:30,811
They ask the same shit
1106
00:54:30,895 --> 00:54:32,813
six different ways.
It's lame.
1107
00:54:32,897 --> 00:54:34,732
You'll ace it.
1108
00:54:34,732 --> 00:54:38,319
Dude, I'm gonna pull it off.
1109
00:54:38,319 --> 00:54:41,906
All I needed was a shot.
1110
00:54:41,989 --> 00:54:43,741
Gotta play the system.
1111
00:54:43,741 --> 00:54:47,077
Like a piano.
1112
00:54:56,003 --> 00:54:57,588
You done
with that crap, son?
1113
00:54:57,671 --> 00:54:58,923
Yes, sir.
1114
00:54:58,923 --> 00:55:01,592
Let's grab some coffee
while these guys finish up.
1115
00:55:01,592 --> 00:55:03,677
Bring that with you.
1116
00:55:04,762 --> 00:55:06,680
(whispers):

I see dumb people.

1117
00:55:09,850 --> 00:55:12,102
We reviewed
your LAPD package.
1118
00:55:12,102 --> 00:55:14,688
Since they ran your background,
physical and psych,
1119
00:55:14,688 --> 00:55:16,774
we're going with
their paper.
1120
00:55:16,774 --> 00:55:18,359
- Navy sucks.
- Army swallows.
1121
00:55:18,442 --> 00:55:20,277
Took a little work to
pry your jacket loose
1122
00:55:20,361 --> 00:55:21,779
from their people.
1123
00:55:21,779 --> 00:55:24,365
They don't much like us poaching
from their applicant pool.
1124
00:55:24,448 --> 00:55:25,950
Move it, dirt bag.
1125
00:55:27,451 --> 00:55:28,953
Why'd they drop me?
1126
00:55:28,953 --> 00:55:31,455
Someone here make a call?
1127
00:55:31,455 --> 00:55:32,873
Nope.
1128
00:55:32,957 --> 00:55:34,208
They dropped you
on psych, Jim.
1129
00:55:35,626 --> 00:55:37,711
You blew

their profiles.
1130
00:55:37,795 --> 00:55:40,464
We're all a little
goofy here.
1131
00:55:40,464 --> 00:55:43,133
You'd rather be with us,
wouldn't you?
1132
00:55:43,217 --> 00:55:44,802
Absolutely, sir.
1133
00:55:44,802 --> 00:55:47,137
Good answer.
1134
00:55:47,137 --> 00:55:48,639
Have a seat.
1135
00:55:49,890 --> 00:55:51,892
Said you were bilingual
on your app.
1136
00:55:51,976 --> 00:55:53,561
They want to test your Spanish.
1137
00:55:53,644 --> 00:55:55,980
We can get that going
if you got time.
1138
00:55:56,063 --> 00:55:57,815
Yes. Sure.
1139
00:55:57,898 --> 00:55:59,400
Who's "they"?
1140
00:55:59,483 --> 00:56:00,985
Your fans upstairs.
1141
00:56:01,068 --> 00:56:02,903
Fans upstairs? Who?
1142
00:56:02,987 --> 00:56:05,489
This is some shit
above my pay grade,
1143

00:56:05,573 --> 00:56:09,076

but some very important people
have an eye on you, Jim.
1144
00:56:13,414 --> 00:56:14,999
RECEPTIONIST:
Westside Realty Management.
1145
00:56:15,082 --> 00:56:16,750
How may I direct your call?
1146
00:56:16,834 --> 00:56:17,835
(distant phone ringing)
1147
00:56:17,835 --> 00:56:19,003
Please hold.
1148
00:56:19,086 --> 00:56:22,339
Okay, Mike...
1149
00:56:22,339 --> 00:56:23,841
Alonzo?
1150
00:56:23,841 --> 00:56:25,259
Oh, shit. Joe?!
1151
00:56:25,342 --> 00:56:26,677
Damn...!
What's up, dog?
1152
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,762
- Mikey, look at you.
- What are you doing here, dude?
1153
00:56:28,846 --> 00:56:30,764
Mikey, man, check you out.
1154
00:56:30,764 --> 00:56:32,016
What the fuck you doing here?
1155
00:56:32,099 --> 00:56:33,434
Fucking grew up. I work here.
1156
00:56:33,517 --> 00:56:35,019
- Get out of here.
- Yeah.

1157
00:56:35,102 --> 00:56:36,770
Dude, you got to come on up.
1158
00:56:36,854 --> 00:56:38,022
Yeah, I'll show you
the office.
1159
00:56:38,105 --> 00:56:39,523
Fuck, you're gonna trip, man,
1160
00:56:39,523 --> 00:56:40,941
I can see the ocean
and everything.
1161
00:56:40,941 --> 00:56:43,360
Check you out, fucking
ocean view and all that.
1162
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,362
You're wearing a suit now.
1163
00:56:45,362 --> 00:56:46,947
- Got your hair cut.
- Hey, watch out, baby.
1164
00:56:47,031 --> 00:56:48,115
Yeah. Tag no more, huh?
1165
00:56:48,199 --> 00:56:49,533
No, man.
1166
00:56:49,617 --> 00:56:51,035
Dude, what's up with
your brother, Pedro?
1167
00:56:51,035 --> 00:56:53,120
Oh, man, he's in Iraq.
He's in a forward unit.
1168
00:56:53,204 --> 00:56:55,039
Get the fuck out of here. Yeah.
1169
00:56:55,122 --> 00:56:57,291
(muttering):
Fuckin' Mexicans.
1170

00:56:59,293 --> 00:57:00,211

Bye, sweetie.
1171
00:57:03,797 --> 00:57:05,966
Thank you, sir.
I need me some of this, man.
1172
00:57:06,050 --> 00:57:07,384
I've been taking piss all day.
1173
00:57:07,384 --> 00:57:08,385
Dude!
1174
00:57:08,385 --> 00:57:09,220
What?
1175
00:57:09,303 --> 00:57:10,221
You're not going to
1176
00:57:10,304 --> 00:57:11,388
- fucking believe this.
- What?
1177
00:57:11,472 --> 00:57:13,557
- I had an interview today.
- Yeah?
1178
00:57:13,641 --> 00:57:15,059
- Remember Crazy Joe?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1179
00:57:15,142 --> 00:57:16,977
Dude stomped that guy's
face in at Taco Land
1180
00:57:17,061 --> 00:57:18,979
for grabbing his chick's ass.
1181
00:57:19,063 --> 00:57:20,564
Homeboy got his shit
together, man.
1182
00:57:20,564 --> 00:57:21,649
Went to UCLA.
1183
00:57:21,649 --> 00:57:23,901
Works at this office

up in Century City.
1184
00:57:23,901 --> 00:57:25,319
I got the hookup, dog.
1185
00:57:25,319 --> 00:57:27,488
- 12 an hour.
- Hoo-hoo!
1186
00:57:27,488 --> 00:57:29,156
- That's a lot of lettuce.
- That's right.
1187
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:30,825
And in three months,
I get benefits.
1188
00:57:30,908 --> 00:57:31,909
Damn! Benefits?
1189
00:57:31,909 --> 00:57:33,661
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Shit!
1190
00:57:33,661 --> 00:57:34,829
Yeah!
1191
00:57:34,912 --> 00:57:36,497
It's not for sure yet,
though, dude.
1192
00:57:36,580 --> 00:57:38,165
I still got to
meet the owner, right.
1193
00:57:38,249 --> 00:57:39,917
But he says I'm straight.
1194
00:57:39,917 --> 00:57:41,252
It's all good, you know.
1195
00:57:41,335 --> 00:57:43,254
You're in.
Dude...
1196
00:57:43,254 --> 00:57:44,755
I'm in.

Oh, shit.
1197
00:57:44,755 --> 00:57:46,257
Yeah...
What happened?
1198
00:57:46,257 --> 00:57:47,842
They want my ass, man.
Going back tomorrow
1199
00:57:47,925 --> 00:57:49,260
for a polygraph test.
1200
00:57:49,260 --> 00:57:51,512
If I pass that, they'll
send me to Georgia next week.
1201
00:57:51,512 --> 00:57:53,597
Oh...! Damn!
It's like that?!
1202
00:57:53,597 --> 00:57:54,932
What's up, lawman?
1203
00:57:54,932 --> 00:57:56,267
Whoo-hoo!
1204
00:57:56,267 --> 00:57:57,935
How you gonna pass
a lie detector test,
1205
00:57:57,935 --> 00:57:59,603
- you lying motherfucker?
- Aw, easy, man.
1206
00:57:59,603 --> 00:58:02,439
After every question,
you just fucking squeeze
1207
00:58:02,439 --> 00:58:04,108
like you're taking
a dump, you know, man.
1208
00:58:04,108 --> 00:58:06,193
- It throws the machine off. Ooh!
- Oh, dog.
1209

00:58:06,277 --> 00:58:07,945

You're gonna shit your
pants like that, bro.
1210
00:58:08,028 --> 00:58:09,113
Fuck, I think I just did.
1211
00:58:09,196 --> 00:58:10,781
All right, Jim,
1212
00:58:10,865 --> 00:58:12,700
I'm going to ask you
some control questions
1213
00:58:12,700 --> 00:58:14,952
before we get
to the good stuff.
1214
00:58:15,035 --> 00:58:17,454
They can be answered
just "yes" or "no."
1215
00:58:17,538 --> 00:58:20,708
Just relax and
respond naturally.
1216
00:58:20,708 --> 00:58:21,792
(mouse clicks)
1217
00:58:21,792 --> 00:58:22,877
Are you ready?
1218
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:23,878
Yes, sir.
1219
00:58:23,961 --> 00:58:26,297
You can just answer
"yes" or "no."
1220
00:58:27,381 --> 00:58:28,716
(mouse clicks)
1221
00:58:28,799 --> 00:58:31,719
"Is your name
Jim Luther Davis?"
1222
00:58:31,802 --> 00:58:33,470

Yes.
1223
00:58:33,470 --> 00:58:36,056
"Do you live in Los Angeles?"
1224
00:58:36,140 --> 00:58:38,642
Yes.
1225
00:58:38,642 --> 00:58:41,562
"Are you 26 years old?"
1226
00:58:41,562 --> 00:58:42,646
Yes.
1227
00:58:44,148 --> 00:58:45,816
"Are you married?"
1228
00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:47,651
No.
1229
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:51,405
(mouse clicks)
1230
00:58:51,489 --> 00:58:52,907
"Are you wearing shoes?"
1231
00:58:52,990 --> 00:58:56,410
Yes.
1232
00:58:56,410 --> 00:58:59,497
"Have you ever smoked
marijuana?"
1233
00:58:59,497 --> 00:59:03,834
Yes.
1234
00:59:03,834 --> 00:59:06,837
"Aside from the occasion you
mentioned in your application?"
1235
00:59:06,837 --> 00:59:08,672
No.
1236
00:59:12,009 --> 00:59:14,678
Jim, knock it off.

1237
00:59:16,597 --> 00:59:17,848
What, sir?
1238
00:59:17,932 --> 00:59:19,934
Son, I've been doing
polygraph examinations
1239
00:59:20,100 --> 00:59:23,187
since you were swimming
in your daddy's balls.
1240
00:59:23,270 --> 00:59:25,689
So I know all the tricks.
1241
00:59:25,773 --> 00:59:27,358
You've either got a tack
in your shoe
1242
00:59:27,358 --> 00:59:29,360
or you're clinching
your butt.
1243
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,196
I've got spikes
all over this thing.
1244
00:59:32,196 --> 00:59:35,366
If you do it again,
1245
00:59:35,449 --> 00:59:37,701
I'm going to void this test
1246
00:59:37,701 --> 00:59:39,787
and report that you
were uncooperative.
1247
00:59:39,787 --> 00:59:41,121
Do you understand?
1248
00:59:41,205 --> 00:59:42,957
Yes, sir.
1249
00:59:45,876 --> 00:59:47,711
Walk with me.
1250
00:59:49,797 --> 00:59:51,131

We've got a problem, Jim.

1251
00:59:51,131 --> 00:59:52,550
With what?
1252
00:59:52,550 --> 00:59:54,134
With your candor.
1253
00:59:54,134 --> 00:59:55,135
(knocking on door)
1254
00:59:55,219 --> 00:59:57,304
Come in.
1255
00:59:57,304 --> 00:59:58,389
He's here, sir.
1256
00:59:58,472 --> 01:00:00,140
Bring him in.
1257
01:00:02,059 --> 01:00:04,311
Jim, this is Mr. Hollenbeck,
our regional director.
1258
01:00:04,395 --> 01:00:05,312
Pleased to meet you, sir.
1259
01:00:05,396 --> 01:00:06,897
Have a seat.
1260
01:00:06,981 --> 01:00:08,482
Mr. Gillespie.
1261
01:00:08,566 --> 01:00:10,901
Pleased to meet you, sir.
1262
01:00:13,237 --> 01:00:15,573
Jim, uh...
1263
01:00:15,573 --> 01:00:16,824
you're an exemplary candidate
1264
01:00:16,907 --> 01:00:19,243
with valuable
operational experience.

1265
01:00:19,243 --> 01:00:22,913
You've cleared the psych
and physical hurdles.
1266
01:00:22,913 --> 01:00:25,666
Your credit's good,
you've kept your nose clean,
1267
01:00:25,666 --> 01:00:27,168
you've got the Spanish.
1268
01:00:27,168 --> 01:00:28,502
You clearance is still valid.
1269
01:00:28,502 --> 01:00:29,920
Everybody we talked to
for background
1270
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,840
had only great things
to say about you.
1271
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:34,925
And then you scored a
negative-five on the polygraph.
1272
01:00:35,009 --> 01:00:39,263
That's indicative
of deception.
1273
01:00:39,263 --> 01:00:40,848
We were wondering why
1274
01:00:40,931 --> 01:00:43,684
until we got the results
of urinalysis.
1275
01:00:43,684 --> 01:00:47,438
We detected THC metabolites
in the urine, Jim.
1276
01:00:49,273 --> 01:00:52,276
Levels were just below
the positive threshold,
1277
01:00:52,359 --> 01:00:54,945
but there was a presence.

1278
01:00:54,945 --> 01:00:57,031
Do you have a drug
problem, Mr. Davis?
1279
01:00:57,114 --> 01:00:58,616
I don't have a
drug problem, sir.
1280
01:01:00,451 --> 01:01:02,953
I made a very
stupid mistake.
1281
01:01:03,037 --> 01:01:04,371
Would you care to tell us
the circumstances
1282
01:01:04,371 --> 01:01:05,539
of your stupid mistake?
1283
01:01:05,539 --> 01:01:07,541
I was at a party...
1284
01:01:07,625 --> 01:01:10,711
and someone offered me a joint.
1285
01:01:10,711 --> 01:01:14,465
I was pretty angry
about not getting into
1286
01:01:14,548 --> 01:01:18,469
the LAPD, so I was feeling
rebellious and, uh...
1287
01:01:21,472 --> 01:01:24,141
...I inhaled.
1288
01:01:24,225 --> 01:01:26,811
Someone considering a career
in law enforcement
1289
01:01:26,894 --> 01:01:28,395
would be well advised
to exercise
1290
01:01:28,479 --> 01:01:30,064
a little more discipline.

1291
01:01:30,064 --> 01:01:31,982
Yes, sir.
1292
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:36,320
I'm on the fence, Doug.
1293
01:01:36,403 --> 01:01:37,905
It's your call.
1294
01:01:37,905 --> 01:01:40,241
Mr. Davis, I'm in charge
of several programs.
1295
01:01:40,241 --> 01:01:42,243
Yes, sir?
1296
01:01:42,243 --> 01:01:45,162
Had a nice chat with your
old commanding officer.
1297
01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:53,587
(speaks Korean)
1298
01:01:53,671 --> 01:01:55,422
Good.
1299
01:01:55,422 --> 01:01:56,757
Recognize these guys?
1300
01:02:00,344 --> 01:02:02,429
Huh?
Yeah,
1301
01:02:02,429 --> 01:02:03,430
they're your buddies.
1302
01:02:03,514 --> 01:02:05,015
Your old Hajji buddies.
1303
01:02:05,099 --> 01:02:07,101
You should work in a deli
how you sliced these guys up.
1304
01:02:07,184 --> 01:02:08,185
RICHARDS:

Jesus Christ.
1305
01:02:08,269 --> 01:02:09,687
Oh, I'm sorry.
1306
01:02:09,770 --> 01:02:12,189
Did I ruin your lunch?
1307
01:02:12,273 --> 01:02:14,024
You went through
those sons of bitches
1308
01:02:14,108 --> 01:02:16,110
like butter.
1309
01:02:16,193 --> 01:02:17,695
I took my objective
1310
01:02:17,778 --> 01:02:19,280
and did what was necessary
1311
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:22,283
to obtain information
vital to national security
1312
01:02:22,366 --> 01:02:24,451
that saved
American lives.
1313
01:02:24,535 --> 01:02:26,370
Whacked them all,
huh, Jim?
1314
01:02:26,370 --> 01:02:28,622
My C.O. told me not to leave
anything breathing.
1315
01:02:28,706 --> 01:02:30,541
- I do what I'm told.
- Relax, son.
1316
01:02:30,541 --> 01:02:34,378
You were getting paid
to fuck people up.
1317
01:02:34,378 --> 01:02:36,046
You know we're beefing up

our anti-narcotics programs

1318
01:02:36,046 --> 01:02:38,549
in Latin America.
1319
01:02:38,632 --> 01:02:39,717
Yes, sir.
1320
01:02:39,717 --> 01:02:42,553
I had heard some things
on the grapevine.
1321
01:02:42,553 --> 01:02:44,221
I want you on my team.
1322
01:02:44,221 --> 01:02:46,056
I need someone who
can get things done
1323
01:02:46,140 --> 01:02:47,892
on my task force
in Colombia.
1324
01:02:47,892 --> 01:02:50,311
Sir...
1325
01:02:50,311 --> 01:02:52,980
I listed Los Angeles and
San Diego on my dream sheet.
1326
01:02:53,063 --> 01:02:54,815
No slots in southern California?
1327
01:02:54,815 --> 01:02:56,484
No, Jim.
1328
01:02:56,484 --> 01:02:57,485
I got Colombia.
1329
01:02:57,568 --> 01:02:59,403
That's what
I have for you.
1330
01:02:59,403 --> 01:03:01,405
If it's not
what you want,

1331
01:03:01,405 --> 01:03:02,406
thank you for your time.
1332
01:03:02,490 --> 01:03:04,825
You can hit the door.
1333
01:03:06,410 --> 01:03:09,497
What exactly would I be doing?
1334
01:03:09,580 --> 01:03:12,082
Running and gunning
in the jungle?
1335
01:03:12,166 --> 01:03:14,251
Mr. Davis,
this is the deal.
1336
01:03:14,251 --> 01:03:16,253
You'll be riding shotgun
with the locals
1337
01:03:16,253 --> 01:03:18,506
as interpreter-advisor
on sharp end operations.
1338
01:03:18,589 --> 01:03:20,007
You'll be in some
very hot areas.
1339
01:03:20,007 --> 01:03:21,842
How hot?
1340
01:03:21,842 --> 01:03:23,344
We talking trigger time?
1341
01:03:23,344 --> 01:03:24,678
Sure, if you want.
1342
01:03:24,678 --> 01:03:27,598
Well, who exactly
would I be working for?
1343
01:03:27,598 --> 01:03:29,767
The U.S. government, Jim.
1344
01:03:29,850 --> 01:03:32,603

I want you in Glynco,

Georgia next week.
1345
01:03:32,603 --> 01:03:34,772
You make it through
in one piece,
1346
01:03:34,855 --> 01:03:38,359
you'll be working Colombia's
finest by the summer.
1347
01:03:38,359 --> 01:03:40,277
It's just that...
1348
01:03:40,277 --> 01:03:42,863
I'm supposed to get
married, sir.
1349
01:03:42,947 --> 01:03:44,949
Maybe now is not the time
to start a family.
1350
01:03:44,949 --> 01:03:46,617
We've been together a long time.
1351
01:03:46,700 --> 01:03:49,036
I'm serious about marrying her.
1352
01:03:49,119 --> 01:03:53,958
Foreign bride could jeopardize
your security clearance.
1353
01:03:54,041 --> 01:03:58,796
Jim, don't shack up
with some Mexican.
1354
01:03:58,796 --> 01:04:02,216
Colombian broads are
smoking hot and knee deep.
1355
01:04:02,216 --> 01:04:04,468
You get a per diem
and a driver.
1356
01:04:04,552 --> 01:04:06,637
You'll live like
a fucking king down there.

1357
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:07,721
Yes, sir, I understand.
1358
01:04:07,721 --> 01:04:08,806
You take some time,
1359
01:04:08,806 --> 01:04:10,224
think about what
you want to do.
1360
01:04:10,307 --> 01:04:11,308
This is a serious
commitment.
1361
01:04:15,479 --> 01:04:18,899
I want the opportunity, sir.
1362
01:04:18,983 --> 01:04:20,901
I want on board.
1363
01:04:25,823 --> 01:04:27,324
Welcome aboard.
1364
01:04:27,324 --> 01:04:28,826
I'm taking a big
chance on you.
1365
01:04:28,909 --> 01:04:29,910
Thank you, sir.
1366
01:04:29,994 --> 01:04:31,579
This is the career
I've dreamed of.
1367
01:04:31,662 --> 01:04:32,997
These are your orders,
1368
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:34,498
orientation material
and travel money.
1369
01:04:34,582 --> 01:04:38,502
Report to FLETC before the end
of working hours Wednesday.
1370
01:04:38,502 --> 01:04:40,671

Thank you, sir.

1371
01:04:40,754 --> 01:04:41,839
God.
1372
01:04:59,690 --> 01:05:02,026
Sorry, dog.
1373
01:05:07,865 --> 01:05:09,950
I got the job.
1374
01:05:11,118 --> 01:05:12,953
Oh, shit.
1375
01:05:13,037 --> 01:05:15,539
Yeah?
1376
01:05:15,623 --> 01:05:17,708
Me, too.
1377
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:22,296
- When do you start?
- Monday.
1378
01:05:22,379 --> 01:05:23,714
When do you start?
1379
01:05:23,714 --> 01:05:24,965
Wednesday.
1380
01:05:24,965 --> 01:05:28,385
Big Jim, back on
the man's payroll.
1381
01:05:28,469 --> 01:05:31,222
Got the W-2
1382
01:05:31,222 --> 01:05:34,475
and the employee handbook
as proof of employment.
1383
01:05:34,558 --> 01:05:37,561
I will be back in the
arms of my woman tonight.
1384
01:05:37,645 --> 01:05:40,815

Good.
1385
01:05:40,815 --> 01:05:43,234
Hey, we got to celebrate
this shit.
1386
01:05:44,235 --> 01:05:45,820
<i>Salud.</i>
1387
01:05:49,490 --> 01:05:50,658
Oh, shit.
1388
01:05:54,662 --> 01:05:56,413
Fuzz.
1389
01:05:56,497 --> 01:05:58,332
They're on my ass, dog.
1390
01:05:58,332 --> 01:06:01,168
<i>And my license is suspended.</i>
1391
01:06:01,168 --> 01:06:03,003
Yeah, maybe he's
after someone else.
1392
01:06:03,003 --> 01:06:05,005
(siren honks)
1393
01:06:05,089 --> 01:06:07,258
Shit. Fucking shit, man.
1394
01:06:07,341 --> 01:06:09,510
He's pointing right at me.
1395
01:06:09,510 --> 01:06:11,595
And we got the open beers.
1396
01:06:11,595 --> 01:06:14,515
Fuck the beers, the guns.
1397
01:06:14,598 --> 01:06:16,433
Shoot the fucker.
1398
01:06:16,433 --> 01:06:18,269
Car's in my name. We're fucked.

1399
01:06:18,269 --> 01:06:21,272
(siren blaring)
1400
01:06:21,272 --> 01:06:25,025
Shit. Right when shit
was starting to go good, dude,
1401
01:06:25,109 --> 01:06:26,110
I'm going to jail.
1402
01:06:26,193 --> 01:06:27,444
Damn it, I'm going to jail.
1403
01:06:29,697 --> 01:06:31,282
I can dump these guys.
1404
01:06:32,449 --> 01:06:34,535
Rip the video
from their trunk.
1405
01:06:40,207 --> 01:06:41,375
Let's see them hands.
1406
01:06:41,458 --> 01:06:42,459
Let's see your hands
1407
01:06:42,459 --> 01:06:44,378
on the fucking dash!
1408
01:06:44,378 --> 01:06:47,381
Grab the sky or I'll blow
your fucking heads off.
1409
01:06:47,464 --> 01:06:49,633
Blink and die, scumbags.
1410
01:06:53,721 --> 01:06:55,389
Oh.
1411
01:06:55,473 --> 01:06:57,308
Look who it is, dude.
1412
01:06:57,391 --> 01:06:58,893
It's all right,
I know these guys.

1413
01:06:58,976 --> 01:07:00,978
You fucking asshole.
1414
01:07:01,061 --> 01:07:02,980
You're such a prick.
You scared the fuck out of me.
1415
01:07:03,063 --> 01:07:06,317
What's up, homie?
1416
01:07:06,317 --> 01:07:08,986
- What's up, fool?
- What's up, man.
1417
01:07:09,069 --> 01:07:11,572
I almost shot you, jerk.
1418
01:07:11,572 --> 01:07:13,073
That shit wasn't fucking
funny, Leo.
1419
01:07:13,157 --> 01:07:14,158
Yeah, it was hilarious.
1420
01:07:14,158 --> 01:07:16,911
You guys getting
fucked up?
1421
01:07:16,911 --> 01:07:20,247
Of course, dog, it's Friday.
1422
01:07:20,247 --> 01:07:22,583
Well, Boot,
you in the Academy yet?
1423
01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:24,585
Fuck no.
1424
01:07:24,668 --> 01:07:25,920
Fuck the LAPD.
1425
01:07:26,003 --> 01:07:28,506
It's local small-time bullshit.
1426
01:07:28,506 --> 01:07:29,590
I'm going with the feds.

1427
01:07:29,673 --> 01:07:30,758
How'd you get that hook-up, dog?
1428
01:07:30,758 --> 01:07:32,927
You know, me, got my
connects, you know.
1429
01:07:32,927 --> 01:07:34,011
Going to FLETC on Wednesday.
1430
01:07:34,094 --> 01:07:35,763
Hey, see you can
get me in there.
1431
01:07:35,763 --> 01:07:37,431
Yeah, I'll look into that.
1432
01:07:37,515 --> 01:07:39,266
How's Sylvia?
1433
01:07:39,266 --> 01:07:41,435
None of your concern,
ass wipe.
1434
01:07:41,519 --> 01:07:43,854
Say hi to her for me, no?
1435
01:07:43,854 --> 01:07:45,189
No.
1436
01:07:45,272 --> 01:07:48,859
<i>This vato's all protective
of his female.</i>
1437
01:07:48,859 --> 01:07:51,028
Check this out.
1438
01:07:52,613 --> 01:07:53,614
Nice, huh?
1439
01:07:53,697 --> 01:07:56,200
It's a nine?
Uh-huh.
1440
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,035

Sorry, dog, I got

a lot of nines.
1441
01:07:58,118 --> 01:07:59,620
Come on, dude,
it's a bad-ass Ruger.
1442
01:07:59,703 --> 01:08:01,956
Talk to Toussaint.
He'll buy that shit.
1443
01:08:02,039 --> 01:08:03,958
Toussaint, he's...
he's in Florida.
1444
01:08:03,958 --> 01:08:06,460
He's back.
He called me today.
1445
01:08:09,380 --> 01:08:10,881
Page me tonight, bro.
1446
01:08:10,965 --> 01:08:14,885
<i>We'll hit the clubs and
tear up some fine hinas.</i>
1447
01:08:14,885 --> 01:08:17,555
Later.
Sure, dog.
1448
01:08:17,638 --> 01:08:19,056
I'm on the City's time.
1449
01:08:19,140 --> 01:08:21,809
You guys be cool.
1450
01:08:21,809 --> 01:08:23,811
Okay?
1451
01:08:28,232 --> 01:08:29,900
That fuck-he put a scare in me.
1452
01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:31,235
Yeah, me, too.
1453
01:08:31,235 --> 01:08:32,403

He's a dick.
1454
01:08:32,403 --> 01:08:34,155
Want to party with him?
1455
01:08:36,740 --> 01:08:38,742
(hip-hop music playing)
1456
01:08:38,742 --> 01:08:41,245
See if this motherfucker's
home, dude.
1457
01:08:48,002 --> 01:08:52,840
Toussaint? Toussaint?!
1458
01:08:52,923 --> 01:08:54,008
Yo, Toussaint?
1459
01:08:54,008 --> 01:08:55,342
Yeah, come on, man.
1460
01:08:55,426 --> 01:08:59,263
Can't go far in that
little fucking place of yours.
1461
01:08:59,263 --> 01:09:01,348
Goddammit,
I'm coming.
1462
01:09:01,432 --> 01:09:03,267
Chill out.
1463
01:09:03,267 --> 01:09:04,768
(laughing)
1464
01:09:04,768 --> 01:09:06,187
Washing that dirty ass.
1465
01:09:10,274 --> 01:09:12,276
Damn it.
1466
01:09:12,359 --> 01:09:14,945
Group love. Group... Come on.
1467
01:09:15,029 --> 01:09:16,113
Group love, boys.

1468
01:09:16,197 --> 01:09:19,950
Welcome back, hometown.
1469
01:09:20,034 --> 01:09:23,454
Hey, I missed you
crazy fuckers, man.
1470
01:09:23,454 --> 01:09:24,955
Leo told us
you were back.
1471
01:09:25,039 --> 01:09:27,208
Thanks for calling
asshole.
1472
01:09:31,629 --> 01:09:35,132
You a cop?
1473
01:09:35,132 --> 01:09:36,467
Uh-uh. Going federal.
1474
01:09:37,301 --> 01:09:38,302
(whistles)
1475
01:09:38,302 --> 01:09:40,638
Man, craziest head I know
1476
01:09:40,721 --> 01:09:41,806
is going
1477
01:09:41,889 --> 01:09:42,807
to be a fed.
1478
01:09:42,890 --> 01:09:46,143
Yes, sir! Sir.
1479
01:09:46,143 --> 01:09:47,812
Still sponging off your woman?
1480
01:09:47,895 --> 01:09:50,314
Fuck you, dog. I got a job.
1481
01:09:50,314 --> 01:09:51,315
This motherfucker.

1482
01:09:51,398 --> 01:09:53,818
Look, dude.
1483
01:09:55,319 --> 01:09:57,321
This is bad.
1484
01:09:57,404 --> 01:09:59,907
It's yours for three
big ones, dog.
1485
01:09:59,990 --> 01:10:03,911
Fuck yeah, I want it.
1486
01:10:03,994 --> 01:10:07,581
What's up?
What's up?
1487
01:10:07,665 --> 01:10:09,333
Huh?
1488
01:10:09,333 --> 01:10:11,752
What the fuck you
say now, huh?
1489
01:10:11,836 --> 01:10:13,337
Hey. Huh?
1490
01:10:13,420 --> 01:10:16,006
Bam, bam, bam.
1491
01:10:16,090 --> 01:10:19,009
Motherfucker,
I'm strapped.
1492
01:10:19,093 --> 01:10:21,428
What the fuck
is up now, huh?
1493
01:10:21,512 --> 01:10:23,264
Whoo-ooh!
1494
01:10:23,264 --> 01:10:24,431
Whoa, whoa.
1495
01:10:24,515 --> 01:10:26,016
Your kneecap and shit.

1496
01:10:26,016 --> 01:10:30,437
Step up and get blasted.
1497
01:10:30,437 --> 01:10:34,441
Shit, man, what
the fuck is up now?
1498
01:10:34,441 --> 01:10:36,360
Hey, kick back, gunslinger.
1499
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:37,361
It's loaded.
1500
01:10:37,361 --> 01:10:38,696
That shit goes through walls.
1501
01:10:38,696 --> 01:10:39,864
You pop the neighbor's
little kids.
1502
01:10:39,947 --> 01:10:41,115
(cocks gun, bullets clinking)
1503
01:10:41,198 --> 01:10:42,366
Uh-oh.
1504
01:10:42,366 --> 01:10:43,701
Ooh.
1505
01:10:44,618 --> 01:10:47,538
Fuck, dude.
1506
01:10:47,538 --> 01:10:50,624
Whoa, I'm straight, bro.
1507
01:10:50,624 --> 01:10:54,879
Yo, guys, we got
to party tonight, you know?
1508
01:10:54,879 --> 01:10:56,714
Go clubbin' or something.
1509
01:10:56,714 --> 01:10:58,048
I got a better idea.

1510
01:10:58,048 --> 01:10:59,049
What?
1511
01:10:59,049 --> 01:11:00,050
Here, sir.
1512
01:11:02,052 --> 01:11:04,054
Let's go to Mexico.
1513
01:11:04,138 --> 01:11:05,723
Mexico?!
1514
01:11:05,723 --> 01:11:07,808
- Yeah.
- I'm in.
1515
01:11:10,060 --> 01:11:11,645
(all talking)
1516
01:11:11,729 --> 01:11:13,564
Only fags like that...
1517
01:11:13,564 --> 01:11:15,566
Because you're a little faggot.
1518
01:11:15,566 --> 01:11:17,067
I don't get it,
too much fucking hills.
1519
01:11:17,067 --> 01:11:18,152
Right, right.
1520
01:11:18,235 --> 01:11:21,572
Dude, yo, dude, stay back boy,
stay back.
1521
01:11:21,572 --> 01:11:23,908
Motherfucker's got to ask
permission.
1522
01:11:23,991 --> 01:11:26,827
Fuck you, all right?
1523
01:11:26,911 --> 01:11:28,662
Let me tell
you something.

1524
01:11:28,662 --> 01:11:30,664
I am a grown motherfucking man,
all right?
1525
01:11:30,748 --> 01:11:32,416
I'm going to tell her
the good news,
1526
01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:34,752
make up, grab my shit
and we are out.
1527
01:11:34,835 --> 01:11:37,254
REPORTER:
Lines, lines, and more lines.
1528
01:11:37,254 --> 01:11:39,590
For many passengers
traveling through LAX,
1529
01:11:39,673 --> 01:11:41,759
the waiting has become
unbearable.
1530
01:11:41,759 --> 01:11:43,260
It's hit or miss,
you can't predict it...
1531
01:11:43,260 --> 01:11:46,263
Excuse me, you're not
made out of glass.
1532
01:11:46,263 --> 01:11:47,264
I'm made out of me.
1533
01:11:47,264 --> 01:11:49,934
You're drunk.
1534
01:11:49,934 --> 01:11:51,435
I'm celebrating, baby.
1535
01:11:51,519 --> 01:11:52,853
What, another wasted day?
1536
01:11:54,730 --> 01:11:56,357
Here.

1537
01:11:56,440 --> 01:11:58,776
...security since 9-11,
but that's true everywhere.
1538
01:11:58,776 --> 01:12:01,946
...and still a recent study shows
the wait at LAX
1539
01:12:01,987 --> 01:12:03,531
is the third longest
in the world...
1540
01:12:07,284 --> 01:12:08,702
This is a good company.
1541
01:12:08,744 --> 01:12:10,913
They make all
the new condos downtown.
1542
01:12:10,955 --> 01:12:11,914
How much?
1543
01:12:11,956 --> 01:12:12,998
$12 an hour.
1544
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:13,999
Plus their MIS guy
1545
01:12:14,041 --> 01:12:15,209
is leaving in three months.
1546
01:12:15,292 --> 01:12:17,044
I'm going to update
my certifications
1547
01:12:17,086 --> 01:12:18,295
and take his job over.
1548
01:12:18,295 --> 01:12:19,463
Then I'll make bank.
1549
01:12:22,967 --> 01:12:24,718
Such an asshole.
1550
01:12:24,802 --> 01:12:26,720

What? Why?
This shit is real.
1551
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:28,722
This is a great job,
the pay is outstanding
1552
01:12:28,722 --> 01:12:31,642
and it's a great opportunity
for me to do what I want to do.
1553
01:12:31,684 --> 01:12:33,394
I know.
1554
01:12:33,477 --> 01:12:36,564
It's so... it's so Mike,
you know.
1555
01:12:36,647 --> 01:12:38,816
You can't just go out
and get a shitty job.
1556
01:12:38,899 --> 01:12:40,317
You gotta... you gotta get a...
1557
01:12:40,317 --> 01:12:41,318
A dream job?
1558
01:12:41,318 --> 01:12:42,653
Yeah, a dream job.
1559
01:12:42,695 --> 01:12:45,656
Well, why shouldn't your
dream guy have a dream job?
1560
01:12:45,656 --> 01:12:47,658
...the ambitious plans
of many opponents
1561
01:12:47,741 --> 01:12:50,661
on the County Board
of Supervisors...
1562
01:12:56,333 --> 01:12:58,085
(chuckles)
1563
01:12:58,169 --> 01:13:00,504

Come here, I have a job for you.

1564
01:13:04,758 --> 01:13:08,596
# Da-da-da-da, doo-rup #
1565
01:13:08,596 --> 01:13:11,932
# Da-da-da-da.
doo-rup. #
1566
01:13:12,016 --> 01:13:14,101
What the fuck
is taking so long?
1567
01:13:14,185 --> 01:13:15,686
I knew this
shit would happen.
1568
01:13:15,686 --> 01:13:17,021
She hates my ass.
1569
01:13:17,062 --> 01:13:19,356
She's not going
to let him go.
1570
01:13:19,356 --> 01:13:21,192
Go knock.
1571
01:13:22,818 --> 01:13:25,404
Dude, go knock.
1572
01:13:25,446 --> 01:13:29,867
Bro, drag his fucking
ass out of there.
1573
01:13:32,703 --> 01:13:34,330
(chuckles)
1574
01:13:37,041 --> 01:13:38,542
Yo, Miguel.
1575
01:13:41,045 --> 01:13:43,547
Hey.
1576
01:13:43,547 --> 01:13:46,467
Mike, hurry up.
1577

01:13:46,550 --> 01:13:48,135

(door opening)
1578
01:13:48,219 --> 01:13:49,553
Hey.
1579
01:13:49,553 --> 01:13:51,388
Yo, what the fuck
are you doing?
1580
01:13:51,472 --> 01:13:52,807
Come on, dude.
1581
01:13:52,807 --> 01:13:54,892
Dog, I'm tearin'
it up, man.
1582
01:13:54,975 --> 01:13:57,269
I'm hittin' it, bro.
It's been a few days.
1583
01:13:57,311 --> 01:13:59,980
You guys just go ahead, man.
I'm gonna chill.
1584
01:13:59,980 --> 01:14:01,398
What?
1585
01:14:01,398 --> 01:14:03,901
I'm just gonna kick it here
with the woman.
1586
01:14:03,901 --> 01:14:06,570
You said you'd go, man.
1587
01:14:06,612 --> 01:14:08,197
Your woman's in your head.
1588
01:14:08,197 --> 01:14:09,240
That's wrong.
1589
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:10,574
She's got your nuts, bro.
1590
01:14:10,574 --> 01:14:12,493
Dog, dog...

1591
01:14:12,576 --> 01:14:15,496
Sylvia's all happy 'cause I
got a job, all right, dude?
1592
01:14:15,538 --> 01:14:17,414
She wants us to
fuckin' chill together.
1593
01:14:17,414 --> 01:14:21,001
Man, that girl put
the zap on your head.
1594
01:14:21,085 --> 01:14:22,670
This is our last
chance to hang.
1595
01:14:22,670 --> 01:14:26,006
- You're like my brother.
- Yeah.
1596
01:14:26,090 --> 01:14:27,675
You're all I got.
You're gonna dog me like that?
1597
01:14:27,758 --> 01:14:29,051
I ain't no fucking do...
1598
01:14:29,093 --> 01:14:31,262
How are you, baby?
1599
01:14:31,262 --> 01:14:33,430
Hey, Sylvia, he's
going to Mexico.
1600
01:14:33,514 --> 01:14:36,809
No, he isn't, Jim.
Yes, he is.
1601
01:14:36,851 --> 01:14:40,855
I'm joining the feds. I'm gone,
I'm out of here next week.
1602
01:14:40,855 --> 01:14:42,439
The least
you can do
1603
01:14:42,439 --> 01:14:43,858

is let my best friend

1604
01:14:43,858 --> 01:14:45,192
see me off.
1605
01:14:45,192 --> 01:14:46,360
Baby, it's not safe.
1606
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:47,820
All you're going
to do is drink.
1607
01:14:47,862 --> 01:14:49,864
Aw, fuck, man.
1608
01:14:49,905 --> 01:14:51,615
Mike, come on.
1609
01:14:51,615 --> 01:14:53,492
Come on, fuck, man!
1610
01:14:53,534 --> 01:14:55,286
Come on,
you promised.
1611
01:14:55,369 --> 01:14:56,871
You promised, man.
1612
01:14:56,954 --> 01:15:02,042
Yo... I promised,
Sylvia, okay?
1613
01:15:02,126 --> 01:15:03,961
Mike, you're not
going to Mexico.
1614
01:15:04,003 --> 01:15:05,713
What?
1615
01:15:05,796 --> 01:15:07,298
You're not going.
1616
01:15:07,298 --> 01:15:10,467
I'm not your fucking
puppet, Sylvia.
1617

01:15:10,467 --> 01:15:12,845

All right, you know what,
do what you want.
1618
01:15:12,887 --> 01:15:15,139
But I'm not going to be
here when you get back.
1619
01:15:15,222 --> 01:15:16,390
That's fucked up.
1620
01:15:16,432 --> 01:15:18,392
Why you got to lay
that bullshit on him?
1621
01:15:18,476 --> 01:15:20,311
Because I don't want him
going with you, Jim.
1622
01:15:20,394 --> 01:15:22,396
You're fucking nuts.
1623
01:15:22,396 --> 01:15:24,648
You're crazy
and you're dangerous,
1624
01:15:24,732 --> 01:15:26,650
and my biggest nightmare
is you with a fucking badge.
1625
01:15:26,650 --> 01:15:28,152
You're the last person
who should have one.
1626
01:15:28,152 --> 01:15:29,153
Yeah?
Yeah.
1627
01:15:29,153 --> 01:15:30,321
That's not bullshit,
it's the truth.
1628
01:15:30,321 --> 01:15:31,614
Fuck this!
1629
01:15:31,655 --> 01:15:32,740
Whoa, wait.

1630
01:15:32,823 --> 01:15:34,241
Whatever, man.
1631
01:15:34,325 --> 01:15:36,827
Fuckin' thanks, homie!
1632
01:15:36,827 --> 01:15:37,912
Yeah, laters.
1633
01:15:37,995 --> 01:15:40,331
Bye.
1634
01:15:40,414 --> 01:15:41,749
Yo, yo.
1635
01:15:41,749 --> 01:15:43,083
I'm going.
1636
01:15:44,502 --> 01:15:45,503
I gotta go.
1637
01:15:45,503 --> 01:15:47,171
Get the fuck out
of here, go!
1638
01:15:48,506 --> 01:15:49,256
Go!
1639
01:15:49,298 --> 01:15:51,008
Fuck this shit, man.
1640
01:15:51,091 --> 01:15:52,343
Good night, Sylvia.
1641
01:15:52,426 --> 01:15:53,511
Kiss my ass, Jim.
1642
01:15:53,511 --> 01:15:55,554
Oh, any time, sellout.
1643
01:15:55,596 --> 01:15:58,224
Oh, you going to be happy
once he's dead? Huh?
1644
01:16:07,191 --> 01:16:08,526

Hey, Toussaint.
1645
01:16:08,526 --> 01:16:10,194
I heard the battle, man.
1646
01:16:10,236 --> 01:16:12,530
Yo, your lady didn't
want you going, huh?
1647
01:16:12,530 --> 01:16:14,031
No, but I'm going.
1648
01:16:14,031 --> 01:16:15,533
- Hell, yeah.
- Shit.
1649
01:16:15,616 --> 01:16:17,117
- I'm a motherfucking man.
- That's right.
1650
01:16:17,201 --> 01:16:19,203
Shit. I walk
the Earth at will.
1651
01:16:19,286 --> 01:16:21,163
- Damn right.
- I do whatever the fuck I want.
1652
01:16:21,205 --> 01:16:22,206
You know, we're men, right?
1653
01:16:22,289 --> 01:16:23,457
- We're men, right?
- That's right.
1654
01:16:23,541 --> 01:16:24,792
That's what we do, right?
1655
01:16:24,792 --> 01:16:26,460
Amen. And don't worry-1656
01:16:26,460 --> 01:16:28,712
home girl will be right there
waiting when you get back.
1657
01:16:28,712 --> 01:16:29,880
You're right. You're right.

1658
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:31,090
She wouldn't play
that shit like that.
1659
01:16:31,131 --> 01:16:32,550
Shit, I got a fucking job
for real.
1660
01:16:32,550 --> 01:16:33,467
You did.
1661
01:16:33,467 --> 01:16:34,969
Plus you're my homie, dog.
You're my homie.
1662
01:16:35,136 --> 01:16:36,637
You're going to go fucking
do your thing
1663
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:38,472
- and this is it.
- No, shit, dude.
1664
01:16:38,556 --> 01:16:39,557
Yo, we're all dogs.
1665
01:16:39,557 --> 01:16:40,891
I got you guys
back, man.
1666
01:16:40,933 --> 01:16:41,976
No doubt,
no doubt.
1667
01:16:42,143 --> 01:16:43,727
It's just going to be
fucking cool, yo.
1668
01:16:43,811 --> 01:16:45,479
I got a job,
you got a job.
1669
01:16:45,563 --> 01:16:46,981
Shit, I got some bud.
1670
01:16:47,148 --> 01:16:48,399

- We got some smokes.

- We got some
1671
01:16:48,399 --> 01:16:50,151
- motherfucking money.
- We are on a mission.
1672
01:16:50,151 --> 01:16:53,154
Let's get our heads together
so we can achieve our objective
1673
01:16:53,154 --> 01:16:54,321
in a timely manner.
1674
01:16:54,321 --> 01:16:56,907
Let's get deployed, people.
1675
01:16:56,991 --> 01:16:58,159
(all yelling)
1676
01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:00,494
(Native American war chant)
1677
01:17:11,922 --> 01:17:15,426
##
1678
01:17:22,141 --> 01:17:24,226
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
1679
01:17:24,226 --> 01:17:25,352
Rise and fucking shine.
1680
01:17:25,436 --> 01:17:27,897
Come on, ladies.
Chow time.
1681
01:17:27,938 --> 01:17:29,106
Chow's getting cold.
1682
01:17:29,190 --> 01:17:32,193
MIKE: Oh, what the fuck, Jim?
Chill, dude.
1683
01:17:47,708 --> 01:17:49,293
Dude, where are we?
1684

01:17:49,376 --> 01:17:52,338

Family, man.
1685
01:17:52,379 --> 01:17:53,923
Damn!
It's a shizzack...
1686
01:17:53,964 --> 01:17:54,965
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1687
01:17:54,965 --> 01:17:57,468
It's a home, all right?
1688
01:17:57,468 --> 01:17:59,678
Respect, bro.
1689
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:01,555
Straighten up, fellas.
1690
01:18:04,975 --> 01:18:06,894
My old lady, Marta.
1691
01:18:06,936 --> 01:18:07,895
<i>Hola.</i>
1692
01:18:07,895 --> 01:18:09,063
<i>Mike.
Hola, mucho gusto.</i>
1693
01:18:09,104 --> 01:18:10,606
<i>Hola, Mike.
Toussaint.</i>
1694
01:18:10,606 --> 01:18:12,066
<i>Hola. Hola. Hola.</i>
1695
01:18:12,149 --> 01:18:13,734
<i>Hola. Marisa.</i>
1696
01:18:13,734 --> 01:18:14,819
<i>Buenos dias. Mi mama.</i>
1697
01:18:14,902 --> 01:18:15,820
<i>Mucho gusto. Marta's mom.</i>
1698
01:18:15,861 --> 01:18:17,822

<i>Buenos dias.</i>
1699
01:18:17,863 --> 01:18:19,156
Vicki.
Vicki.
1700
01:18:19,156 --> 01:18:21,075
<i>La prima, esa es mi prima.</i>
1701
01:18:21,158 --> 01:18:22,243
<i>Mucho gusto.</i>
1702
01:18:22,326 --> 01:18:23,494
<i>Mucho gusto. Mike. Vicki.</i>
1703
01:18:23,494 --> 01:18:25,204
Toussaint.
1704
01:18:25,246 --> 01:18:26,413
Vicki.
1705
01:18:26,497 --> 01:18:27,915
Okay.
(chuckles)
1706
01:18:27,998 --> 01:18:29,500
Hey, grab yourselves a rock.
1707
01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:31,252
<i>S, por favor, sientense.</i>
1708
01:18:32,253 --> 01:18:33,546
(dog barks in distance)
1709
01:18:33,587 --> 01:18:34,588
MARTA:
Vicki?
1710
01:18:34,588 --> 01:18:36,257
<i>Caf, quieren caf?</i>
1711
01:18:36,340 --> 01:18:38,259
<i>S, caf, por favor.
Vicki, andale.</i>
1712
01:18:38,259 --> 01:18:40,511

<i>Tranquila, baby.</i>
1713
01:18:42,179 --> 01:18:43,180
(laughs)
1714
01:18:43,180 --> 01:18:44,682
Mama!
1715
01:18:44,765 --> 01:18:46,851
Yeah, w-what's
she saying, dude?
1716
01:18:46,934 --> 01:18:48,936
Oh, they... they
think you're cool.
1717
01:18:49,019 --> 01:18:50,104
Oh, sweet.
1718
01:18:52,439 --> 01:18:54,275
<i>Aqu tienes. Gracias.</i>
1719
01:18:54,275 --> 01:18:56,610
<i>- Caliente.
- (whispers): Thank you.</i>
1720
01:19:00,447 --> 01:19:01,657
Dude...
1721
01:19:01,699 --> 01:19:03,117
Marta's fine as fuck, bro.
1722
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:04,326
Hey, hey, hey...
1723
01:19:04,368 --> 01:19:06,412
I'm just saying, dude.
You need to marry her, bro.
1724
01:19:06,453 --> 01:19:08,789
If you don't,
you're a fool.
1725
01:19:08,873 --> 01:19:10,958
<i>Que dice?</i>
1726

01:19:10,958 --> 01:19:13,961

Oh...
1727
01:19:13,961 --> 01:19:16,046
- Oh, that shit's good, man.
- (Spanish rock song plays)
1728
01:19:16,130 --> 01:19:18,632
No shit, you know they got that
good fucking weed from here.
1729
01:19:18,632 --> 01:19:21,552
That's what I want.
Some of that good shit.
1730
01:19:21,635 --> 01:19:23,971
You know where some fields
are or something, Jim?
1731
01:19:24,096 --> 01:19:26,557
Yeah, that's not... I want to
see, like, where they grow it.
1732
01:19:26,557 --> 01:19:27,725
You know, and then maybe
1733
01:19:27,766 --> 01:19:29,852
they'll let us go out
and, like, pick some.
1734
01:19:29,852 --> 01:19:31,979
You know, pick some of
that really good weed.
1735
01:19:32,062 --> 01:19:36,108
##
1736
01:19:41,489 --> 01:19:42,573
(sighs)
1737
01:19:42,656 --> 01:19:43,824
Shit.
1738
01:19:43,908 --> 01:19:47,495
(cawing)
1739
01:19:49,246 --> 01:19:50,247

MIKE:
Toussaint?
1740
01:19:53,667 --> 01:19:55,002
(chuckles)
1741
01:19:55,085 --> 01:19:57,087
This is nice.
1742
01:19:57,171 --> 01:19:59,423
This is beautiful, man.
1743
01:19:59,507 --> 01:20:00,591
Dog, you see this?
1744
01:20:00,633 --> 01:20:02,927
Here.
1745
01:20:04,303 --> 01:20:05,304
Mmm...
1746
01:20:05,346 --> 01:20:06,514
Beautiful...
1747
01:20:06,514 --> 01:20:07,765
Man!
1748
01:20:07,848 --> 01:20:09,266
Mmm!
1749
01:20:09,266 --> 01:20:11,352
<i>When the hell'd you get
all the pistos, dog?</i>
1750
01:20:11,435 --> 01:20:12,645
<i>Mexico, man.</i>
1751
01:20:12,686 --> 01:20:13,687
It's magic.
1752
01:20:13,771 --> 01:20:15,022
(chuckles)
1753
01:20:15,105 --> 01:20:17,942
(cawing)

1754
01:20:17,942 --> 01:20:19,026
TOUSSAINT:
He bleed?
1755
01:20:19,109 --> 01:20:20,027
JIM:
Like a stuffed pig.
1756
01:20:20,110 --> 01:20:21,195
(Toussaint sighs)
1757
01:20:21,195 --> 01:20:23,030
How'd Letty know you were
tearing up her sister?
1758
01:20:23,072 --> 01:20:25,616
That fuckin' bitch Patti, right?
1759
01:20:25,658 --> 01:20:27,284
- Ah...
- I took her to dinner.
1760
01:20:27,368 --> 01:20:29,620
Took her for a cruise
up to Malibu, you know?
1761
01:20:29,703 --> 01:20:32,373
Got up all in it.
Back of my ride...
1762
01:20:32,414 --> 01:20:34,041
Pounded that fish, man.
1763
01:20:34,124 --> 01:20:35,459
Good fuckin' fish.
1764
01:20:35,501 --> 01:20:36,585
I figured the crazy broad
1765
01:20:36,627 --> 01:20:37,962
pulled out some hairs and pubes
1766
01:20:37,962 --> 01:20:39,713
and stashed it in the seat,
you know?
1767

01:20:39,713 --> 01:20:42,341

Oh, dude, you got to watch that
shit, man.
1768
01:20:42,341 --> 01:20:44,635
Chicks get treacherous.
1769
01:20:44,718 --> 01:20:47,304
Yeah, no shit.
Sibling rivalry, Jim.
1770
01:20:47,304 --> 01:20:48,722
(chuckles):
Next day,
1771
01:20:48,722 --> 01:20:51,183
I'm driving around with Letty
all kick back and shit,
1772
01:20:51,183 --> 01:20:54,562
and she radars in
on this rat's nest, man.
1773
01:20:54,645 --> 01:20:57,398
Pulls out these long-ass hairs,
she's like "What are these?"
1774
01:20:57,439 --> 01:20:58,399
"Whose are these?"
1775
01:20:58,440 --> 01:20:59,900
(cackling)
1776
01:20:59,984 --> 01:21:02,987
She sees all the pubes mixed in,
man... fuckin' busted.
1777
01:21:03,154 --> 01:21:04,989
Busted!
(singsong voice): Busted!
1778
01:21:05,156 --> 01:21:06,323
Oh!
1779
01:21:06,323 --> 01:21:08,659
Dude, how'd she know
they were her sister's?

1780
01:21:08,742 --> 01:21:10,161
Oh, come on, dude.
1781
01:21:10,244 --> 01:21:11,745
Mexican chick voodoo,
right, Mike?
1782
01:21:11,829 --> 01:21:13,330
You know,
live and learn.
1783
01:21:13,330 --> 01:21:15,833
Yep, next time you'll be all up
in your ride
1784
01:21:15,833 --> 01:21:17,668
with the Super
Vac, dude.
Treachery!
1785
01:21:17,751 --> 01:21:19,753
Yep, treachery.
1786
01:21:19,837 --> 01:21:21,422
(dog barking in distance)
1787
01:21:21,463 --> 01:21:22,464
(horse snorts)
1788
01:21:25,759 --> 01:21:27,845
Um...
1789
01:21:27,845 --> 01:21:29,597
shouldn't we be
1790
01:21:29,597 --> 01:21:30,806
helping them?
1791
01:21:30,848 --> 01:21:32,349
You know how to hand wash?
1792
01:21:32,391 --> 01:21:33,934
- No.
- Then don't sweat it.
1793
01:21:33,976 --> 01:21:35,019

Yeah, we're men.

1794
01:21:35,186 --> 01:21:36,604
They know we don't do that shit.
1795
01:21:36,687 --> 01:21:37,605
That's right.
1796
01:21:37,646 --> 01:21:39,023
We're men.
1797
01:21:39,023 --> 01:21:40,858
(chuckling)
1798
01:21:40,858 --> 01:21:42,193
Oh, yeah!
1799
01:21:43,861 --> 01:21:45,404
(sighs)
1800
01:21:45,404 --> 01:21:46,614
This is paradise, huh?
1801
01:21:46,697 --> 01:21:48,032
Mm-hmm.
1802
01:21:49,867 --> 01:21:51,452
Yo, Mike?
1803
01:21:51,535 --> 01:21:52,953
Yeah?
1804
01:21:53,037 --> 01:21:54,246
They're sending me to Colombia.
1805
01:21:59,877 --> 01:22:02,630
Colombia.
1806
01:22:02,671 --> 01:22:04,298
Who, the man?
1807
01:22:04,381 --> 01:22:06,258
Yep.
1808
01:22:06,300 --> 01:22:08,469

They're tearing shit up down

there, they need my help.
1809
01:22:08,552 --> 01:22:10,387
Doing what?
1810
01:22:10,387 --> 01:22:12,306
Busting up drug labs
and drug lords
1811
01:22:12,306 --> 01:22:13,974
- and all that shit.
- You got it.
1812
01:22:14,058 --> 01:22:16,477
Gonna be an advisor, you know-shoot him, him and him.
1813
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,646
Then it's back to the barracks
for bitches and beer.
1814
01:22:18,729 --> 01:22:20,564
I'm set.
1815
01:22:20,564 --> 01:22:22,733
Why do you want to do
that shit, dude?
1816
01:22:22,733 --> 01:22:24,318
I mean...
1817
01:22:24,401 --> 01:22:27,696
what about Marta, you know?
1818
01:22:27,738 --> 01:22:28,739
I mean...
1819
01:22:28,823 --> 01:22:30,741
Ain't gonna happen.
1820
01:22:30,783 --> 01:22:33,244
They told me not to get married.
1821
01:22:33,244 --> 01:22:35,162
TOUSSAINT:
That's messed.

1822
01:22:35,246 --> 01:22:36,247
They really told you that?
1823
01:22:36,330 --> 01:22:38,040
Not straight up,
but I heard 'em.
1824
01:22:38,082 --> 01:22:40,918
Yo, if the feds won't let you
hook up with your old lady,
1825
01:22:40,918 --> 01:22:42,586
you need to tell them
to fuck off.
1826
01:22:42,670 --> 01:22:44,088
Yeah, I mean,
1827
01:22:44,088 --> 01:22:46,757
you love her,
she loves you, right?
1828
01:22:46,841 --> 01:22:49,426
Dude, you need to move
down here, marry Marta,
1829
01:22:49,510 --> 01:22:50,928
you know, get a good-ass job
1830
01:22:51,011 --> 01:22:53,597
working with fucking
tourists or something.
1831
01:22:53,597 --> 01:22:55,015
Fuck that.
1832
01:22:55,015 --> 01:22:57,309
Taking bucket baths
in cold-ass water?
1833
01:22:57,351 --> 01:22:59,186
You know, wading around
in ankle-deep mud?
1834
01:22:59,186 --> 01:23:00,187
Outhouses, man!

1835
01:23:00,271 --> 01:23:02,189
Fuckin' outhouses!
1836
01:23:02,273 --> 01:23:04,275
You told Marta yet?
1837
01:23:08,195 --> 01:23:09,822
You love this place.
1838
01:23:09,864 --> 01:23:13,117
It's in your eyes, man.
1839
01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:15,619
Dude, this is
what it's all about.
1840
01:23:15,619 --> 01:23:19,874
You got a woman that loves
you and a place to stay.
1841
01:23:19,957 --> 01:23:21,542
You'd be happy here,
and you know it.
1842
01:23:21,625 --> 01:23:25,880
Yeah, well,
shacking up with Marta,
1843
01:23:25,963 --> 01:23:31,051
squeezing out some puppies,
has its appeal, but...
1844
01:23:31,135 --> 01:23:34,388
this is my career.
1845
01:23:34,430 --> 01:23:36,432
I got one shot.
1846
01:23:36,474 --> 01:23:38,017
You're making
a mistake.
1847
01:23:38,142 --> 01:23:42,813
You should stay right
here with your lady.

1848
01:23:42,897 --> 01:23:44,273
What the fuck you gonna do
1849
01:23:44,273 --> 01:23:46,150
in Colombia?
1850
01:23:48,402 --> 01:23:50,321
Whack people,
1851
01:23:50,321 --> 01:23:51,572
program shit.
1852
01:23:51,614 --> 01:23:54,241
You ain't down, fuck you.
1853
01:23:54,325 --> 01:23:56,160
Bring in my gunships
1854
01:23:56,243 --> 01:23:59,246
and smoke your little jungle
hideaway. You know?
1855
01:23:59,330 --> 01:24:00,956
I mean, I'm a solider
of the apocalypse, man.
1856
01:24:00,956 --> 01:24:02,166
I'll be in a chopper,
1857
01:24:02,249 --> 01:24:05,920
door-gunning villagers
and shit. Fuck 'em.
1858
01:24:06,003 --> 01:24:08,797
Kill the chickens
and dogs, too, man.
1859
01:24:08,839 --> 01:24:10,174
(can clatters)
1860
01:24:10,174 --> 01:24:12,676
I don't give a fuck.
1861
01:24:18,182 --> 01:24:19,099
(light switch clicks)

1862
01:24:19,183 --> 01:24:22,686
##
1863
01:24:22,770 --> 01:24:24,522
(shuddering)
1864
01:24:24,605 --> 01:24:25,689
Shh, shh...
1865
01:24:46,335 --> 01:24:47,461
Yeah.
1866
01:25:00,641 --> 01:25:04,061
(Spanish-language pop song
plays)
1867
01:25:08,983 --> 01:25:10,317
(sighs)
1868
01:25:10,359 --> 01:25:13,320
(speaking indigenous language)
1869
01:25:49,440 --> 01:25:50,941
(chuckles)
1870
01:26:11,128 --> 01:26:15,424
(rousing Spanish-language song
plays)
1871
01:26:15,466 --> 01:26:17,718
(indistinct voices)
1872
01:26:17,802 --> 01:26:18,886
MIKE:
Doce aos.
1873
01:26:18,969 --> 01:26:20,554
- Doce aos.
- JIM: Doce aos...
1874
01:26:20,554 --> 01:26:22,765
Doce... we've been
together that long.
1875
01:26:22,807 --> 01:26:24,058
<i>Es muy bonita.</i>

1876
01:26:24,141 --> 01:26:25,434
Man, you're bring sand
to the beach, dumb ass.
1877
01:26:25,476 --> 01:26:27,728
- Cover that shit up.
- TOUSSAINT: Jim, dude!
1878
01:26:27,728 --> 01:26:28,896
Huh?
1879
01:26:28,979 --> 01:26:31,398
How you say, um, "You're
beautiful" in Spanish?
1880
01:26:31,398 --> 01:26:32,983
<i>Huh? "Bonita."
Bonita.</i>
1881
01:26:33,150 --> 01:26:35,402
##
1882
01:26:35,402 --> 01:26:37,655
Come on, you don't know
that shit, Toussaint?
1883
01:26:37,655 --> 01:26:39,448
<i>Tu... bonita.</i>
1884
01:26:39,490 --> 01:26:40,574
<i>VICKI:
Gracias.</i>
1885
01:26:40,658 --> 01:26:42,117
MIKE:
Hey, baby, see my new one?
1886
01:26:42,159 --> 01:26:43,494
- Right, did I get it?
- Huh?
1887
01:26:43,494 --> 01:26:44,745
Think I got it?
1888
01:26:44,829 --> 01:26:47,915
Yeah, she got the point.

1889
01:26:51,085 --> 01:26:54,505
Yo, Mike, that chick digs you.
1890
01:26:54,547 --> 01:26:56,340
What chick?
1891
01:26:57,925 --> 01:26:59,927
MIKE:
Oh, she's good, dog.
1892
01:27:00,010 --> 01:27:02,179
Yeah, name's Lila.
1893
01:27:02,179 --> 01:27:04,265
She's a freak.
She'll fuck you, dude.
1894
01:27:04,265 --> 01:27:05,683
(laughs)
1895
01:27:05,766 --> 01:27:07,518
She's a freak, huh?
1896
01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:09,186
How you know? You fuck her?
1897
01:27:09,228 --> 01:27:11,272
No, out of respect
for Marta.
1898
01:27:11,313 --> 01:27:14,441
Not that I don't want...
Hey, baby.
1899
01:27:14,525 --> 01:27:17,987
Ask her to dance.
1900
01:27:18,070 --> 01:27:20,156
I'm not cheating
on Sylvia, dude.
1901
01:27:20,197 --> 01:27:21,866
(song ends,
partygoers applaud)
1902

01:27:21,949 --> 01:27:25,202

There's a big gap between
dancing and fucking, man.
1903
01:27:25,202 --> 01:27:27,121
Go explore it.
1904
01:27:28,289 --> 01:27:29,957
No shit.
1905
01:27:29,999 --> 01:27:32,376
(lively dance music plays)
1906
01:27:39,133 --> 01:27:43,137
Whoo!
1907
01:27:43,220 --> 01:27:46,640
(man singing in Spanish)
1908
01:27:59,570 --> 01:28:02,364
(indistinct voices)
1909
01:28:09,246 --> 01:28:12,583
##
1910
01:28:24,428 --> 01:28:27,181
(indistinct voices)
1911
01:28:35,022 --> 01:28:38,859
##
1912
01:30:18,959 --> 01:30:20,503
No.
1913
01:30:32,056 --> 01:30:33,641
You're fucking nuts.
1914
01:31:40,457 --> 01:31:42,626
You fucked up, woman.
1915
01:31:44,295 --> 01:31:46,297
I'll do it.
1916
01:31:46,297 --> 01:31:49,175
(speaking Spanish)

1917
01:31:51,469 --> 01:31:52,970
It's easy.
1918
01:32:05,399 --> 01:32:06,400
(no noise)
1919
01:32:10,070 --> 01:32:13,407
Jim!
1920
01:32:23,083 --> 01:32:26,086
(distant dog barking)
1921
01:32:32,927 --> 01:32:36,680
(fairground music playing)
1922
01:32:38,182 --> 01:32:40,184
What's up, man, huh?
1923
01:32:40,184 --> 01:32:41,685
Where's Toussaint?
1924
01:32:41,769 --> 01:32:43,187
He's dancing.
1925
01:32:43,187 --> 01:32:44,188
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1926
01:32:44,188 --> 01:32:45,189
- You gonna get back
1927
01:32:45,189 --> 01:32:46,357
to the party?
- Yeah.
1928
01:32:46,357 --> 01:32:48,609
Let's get back
to the party, man.
1929
01:32:50,110 --> 01:32:51,946
- Yeah.
- Hey, uh, go,
1930
01:32:52,029 --> 01:32:53,614
go tell Toussaint that

1931
01:32:53,697 --> 01:32:55,199
we're gonna get the
fuck out of here, man.
1932
01:32:55,282 --> 01:32:56,867
Just go into the party,
tell him we're gonna go.
1933
01:32:56,951 --> 01:32:57,868
We're leaving, huh?
1934
01:32:57,952 --> 01:32:59,370
Yeah, yeah, we're
gonna leave.
1935
01:32:59,453 --> 01:33:01,038
Let's go, yeah?
1936
01:33:01,121 --> 01:33:02,206
Yeah, let's go.
1937
01:33:02,289 --> 01:33:03,624
Go ahead, go get
Toussaint, man.
1938
01:33:03,707 --> 01:33:04,708
Go get him.
1939
01:33:12,466 --> 01:33:14,301
Hey, we're going.
1940
01:33:14,301 --> 01:33:15,302
Come on.
1941
01:33:15,302 --> 01:33:16,303
Fuck you, dude.
1942
01:33:16,303 --> 01:33:18,305
I'm having a
great time, bro.
1943
01:33:18,389 --> 01:33:20,391
Then walk back to L.A.,
motherfucker.
1944
01:33:20,474 --> 01:33:21,892

You're in the car or not.

1945
01:33:25,980 --> 01:33:27,898
He's fucking crazy, man.
What the fuck!
1946
01:33:27,898 --> 01:33:30,901
All right,
let's go, man.
1947
01:33:32,653 --> 01:33:35,156
Hey, yo, what the fuck
is your problem, psycho?!
1948
01:33:35,156 --> 01:33:36,907
Hey, hey, homeboy's
losing it, all right?
1949
01:33:36,907 --> 01:33:39,910
Shut the fuck up and just
get in the car, all right?
1950
01:33:39,994 --> 01:33:40,995
Fucking bullshit!
1951
01:33:41,078 --> 01:33:43,414
(engine starts)
1952
01:33:43,497 --> 01:33:44,832
TOUSSAINT:
Fucked up!
1953
01:33:50,254 --> 01:33:52,089
(crying)
1954
01:33:53,174 --> 01:33:55,593
(transmission revving,
tires squealing)
1955
01:34:07,605 --> 01:34:09,607
(tires squealing)
1956
01:34:13,861 --> 01:34:17,281
Dude, dude... dude, slow down.
1957
01:34:17,364 --> 01:34:20,618
(tires squealing)

1958
01:34:20,701 --> 01:34:22,203
Fuck, man.
1959
01:34:22,286 --> 01:34:25,873
Whoo, yeah, man.
1960
01:34:25,873 --> 01:34:27,541
Slow down,
you crazy motherfucker!
1961
01:34:27,541 --> 01:34:30,294
I want a cop to pull me over.
1962
01:34:31,879 --> 01:34:34,131
JIM:
Treachery.
1963
01:34:34,131 --> 01:34:36,050
Fucking treachery.
1964
01:34:36,050 --> 01:34:38,385
Jim, slow down!
1965
01:34:38,385 --> 01:34:39,553
Shut up!
1966
01:34:40,721 --> 01:34:42,139
Fuck, dude.
1967
01:34:42,890 --> 01:34:45,142
Only female I trust.
1968
01:34:45,142 --> 01:34:47,228
(transmission revs,
tire squeal)
1969
01:34:47,228 --> 01:34:49,063
Fuck you, God!
1970
01:34:49,146 --> 01:34:52,650
You ain't got the fucking balls
to take my ass.
1971
01:34:54,235 --> 01:34:57,738
Jim, don't say that shit, dude.

1972
01:35:12,837 --> 01:35:14,004
Jim!
1973
01:35:14,004 --> 01:35:15,005
(brakes screeching)
1974
01:35:17,007 --> 01:35:20,594
Dude, you are getting
out of control, okay?
1975
01:35:20,678 --> 01:35:23,180
You need psychiatric
help, man.
1976
01:35:23,180 --> 01:35:26,517
You're seriously
fucked up, dude.
1977
01:35:26,517 --> 01:35:32,022
All right, you need to sue
the military or something.
1978
01:35:32,022 --> 01:35:33,774
You used to be mellow.
1979
01:35:37,111 --> 01:35:38,362
Later, homie.
1980
01:35:38,445 --> 01:35:40,197
'Night, dog.
1981
01:35:40,197 --> 01:35:42,449
Laters.
1982
01:35:42,449 --> 01:35:44,451
Dude, I ain't hanging
around you anymore
1983
01:35:44,451 --> 01:35:45,786
until you get
some fucking help.
1984
01:35:45,786 --> 01:35:48,539
You can 12-step off, bitch.
1985

01:35:48,539 --> 01:35:50,875

You're dismissed.
1986
01:36:03,637 --> 01:36:05,389
He's right, dude.
1987
01:36:05,473 --> 01:36:06,474
Yeah.
1988
01:36:09,393 --> 01:36:11,896
Georgia will get me
squared away.
1989
01:36:11,979 --> 01:36:14,815
Hope so.
1990
01:36:14,815 --> 01:36:18,319
What was that shit
with Marta, dude?
1991
01:36:18,319 --> 01:36:23,073
I don't know why that happened.
1992
01:36:25,242 --> 01:36:27,328
But I'm cool.
I'm cool now.
1993
01:36:27,411 --> 01:36:29,246
Okay?
1994
01:36:31,165 --> 01:36:32,166
Yeah.
1995
01:36:32,166 --> 01:36:33,834
I'm cool.
1996
01:36:44,929 --> 01:36:47,264
Look, dude, she told me
she was pregnant.
1997
01:36:47,264 --> 01:36:49,016
I had a panic attack.
1998
01:36:49,099 --> 01:36:50,184
I pulled my gun.
1999

01:36:50,184 --> 01:36:51,435

Come on, dog,
2000
01:36:51,435 --> 01:36:53,187
I thought you loved her, dude.
2001
01:36:53,270 --> 01:36:55,773
I do.
2002
01:36:55,773 --> 01:36:57,858
God, fuck.
2003
01:36:57,858 --> 01:37:00,611
Come on, man, let's
go drop off that bud.
2004
01:37:04,031 --> 01:37:05,282
What bud?
2005
01:37:05,366 --> 01:37:08,202
There's 20 kilos in the trunk.
2006
01:37:08,202 --> 01:37:09,537
Say that again?
2007
01:37:09,537 --> 01:37:11,705
There's 20 kilos
in the trunk, man.
2008
01:37:11,789 --> 01:37:13,290
(laughing)
2009
01:37:13,290 --> 01:37:14,625
- Of weed?
- Yeah.
2010
01:37:14,625 --> 01:37:15,960
Get the fuck out of here, man.
2011
01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:17,461
I picked it up at the party.
2012
01:37:17,461 --> 01:37:19,797
I'm dropping it at Casper's.
2013
01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:21,465

Casper's?
2014
01:37:21,549 --> 01:37:23,300
(laughing):
I get three Gs.
2015
01:37:23,300 --> 01:37:26,387
We get three Gs.
2016
01:37:26,387 --> 01:37:27,972
You drove it across the border?
2017
01:37:28,055 --> 01:37:30,141
(laughing):
Yeah.
2018
01:37:30,141 --> 01:37:31,475
What if they would've caught us?
2019
01:37:31,475 --> 01:37:33,310
Couldn't happen, man.
2020
01:37:33,310 --> 01:37:36,897
My shit is on fire
right now, man.
2021
01:37:36,981 --> 01:37:39,567
My shit is wired
right now, man.
2022
01:37:39,650 --> 01:37:41,735
You risked my ass
without telling me?
2023
01:37:41,819 --> 01:37:44,572
That's not cool, man.
For three fucking Gs?
2024
01:37:44,655 --> 01:37:47,324
That's... that's a good rate
for transporting that.
2025
01:37:47,324 --> 01:37:49,326
Shit, if I'd
told you,
2026
01:37:49,326 --> 01:37:50,494

you would have gotten

2027
01:37:50,578 --> 01:37:53,164
all fucking hinkey at the
border, man, gotten us nabbed.
2028
01:37:53,247 --> 01:37:55,166
I wouldn't have been
in the fucking car, dude!
2029
01:37:55,249 --> 01:37:57,585
I would've been on
motherfucking Greyhound.
2030
01:37:57,668 --> 01:37:59,587
That's a serious breach
of the homie code, man,
2031
01:37:59,670 --> 01:38:01,255
not fuckin' telling me.
2032
01:38:01,255 --> 01:38:03,924
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry, you know.
2033
01:38:04,091 --> 01:38:06,260
I should've had...
I should've got you guys,
2034
01:38:06,260 --> 01:38:07,845
you know,
walk across the border.
2035
01:38:07,845 --> 01:38:09,346
I could've met
you somewhere.
2036
01:38:09,346 --> 01:38:11,515
But, you know, I got
bills, I got shit.
2037
01:38:11,599 --> 01:38:12,850
I gotta put my shit
in storage.
2038
01:38:12,933 --> 01:38:15,186
I gotta get gas
out to Georgia.

2039
01:38:15,269 --> 01:38:17,188
Oh, fuck your money woes, dog!
2040
01:38:17,188 --> 01:38:19,273
I am not catching
a fuckin' case for you.
2041
01:38:19,356 --> 01:38:21,275
Let me out of the fucking car
right now.
2042
01:38:21,275 --> 01:38:22,860
Fuck, man. Come on, man,
let's drop this shit off.
2043
01:38:22,943 --> 01:38:23,861
Let's get paid!
2044
01:38:23,944 --> 01:38:25,362
Let me out right here.
2045
01:38:25,446 --> 01:38:26,864
Mi-Mi-Mi-Mike! Listen, listen!
2046
01:38:26,864 --> 01:38:28,199
Let me out right here,
right now!
2047
01:38:28,282 --> 01:38:30,201
You will feel so much better
with a fistful of twenties.
2048
01:38:30,284 --> 01:38:31,869
Huh?
2049
01:38:32,953 --> 01:38:35,456
Dude, we're drunk,
2050
01:38:35,539 --> 01:38:38,125
and we got a trunk full of
fuckin' weed, dude, I am not...
2051
01:38:38,209 --> 01:38:40,711
Okay, fuckin', Mike,
don't bitch out on me!

2052
01:38:40,711 --> 01:38:43,881
Don't fucking bitch out on me!
2053
01:38:43,881 --> 01:38:45,382
I am still on probation,
dick head.
2054
01:38:45,466 --> 01:38:46,967
Let me out now!
2055
01:38:47,051 --> 01:38:48,219
Let me out right here
right fuckin' now, dude!
2056
01:38:48,219 --> 01:38:49,970
Let me get paid, will you?
2057
01:38:50,054 --> 01:38:51,472
Will you fuckin'
let me get paid?!
2058
01:38:51,555 --> 01:38:52,556
Oh, yo, get paid, man.
2059
01:38:52,640 --> 01:38:54,642
Fuckin' go for it,
all right?
2060
01:38:54,725 --> 01:38:57,144
Just let me get the fuck out.
I don't give a fuck, dude.
2061
01:39:00,898 --> 01:39:03,484
What the fuck
are you doing, man?
2062
01:39:03,484 --> 01:39:04,735
(yelling hysterically)
2063
01:39:04,735 --> 01:39:06,987
What the fuck
are you doing, Jim?
2064
01:39:07,071 --> 01:39:08,572
What the fuck?
What the fuck?

2065
01:39:08,656 --> 01:39:09,740
Fuck you!
2066
01:39:16,747 --> 01:39:19,583
Fuck, I'm sorry, dude,
2067
01:39:19,583 --> 01:39:20,668
I'm sorry, dude.
2068
01:39:20,751 --> 01:39:22,753
Okay? I'm sorry.
2069
01:39:22,753 --> 01:39:25,089
Why the fuck did you put
a gun to my head?
2070
01:39:25,089 --> 01:39:27,842
Huh?
2071
01:39:27,925 --> 01:39:29,260
You gonna shoot me?
2072
01:39:29,260 --> 01:39:32,012
No, man. I'm sorry.
I was trippin'.
2073
01:39:32,096 --> 01:39:36,267
I'd never...
2074
01:39:36,267 --> 01:39:39,436
I'd never put a fuckin' gun
to your head, dude
2075
01:39:39,436 --> 01:39:40,604
I know.
2076
01:39:40,688 --> 01:39:43,107
I know you wouldn't, man.
I'm sorry.
2077
01:39:43,190 --> 01:39:45,609
First your lady, now me, man.
What the fuck is up?
2078
01:39:45,609 --> 01:39:47,611
I'm not thinking.

2079
01:39:47,611 --> 01:39:49,113
I got too much shit going on.
2080
01:39:49,113 --> 01:39:52,867
(sniffling)
2081
01:39:52,867 --> 01:39:56,287
Oh, fuck, I'm just faded,
man, that's all.
2082
01:39:56,370 --> 01:39:58,289
I'm just fuckin'
fade right now, okay?
2083
01:39:58,372 --> 01:39:59,874
I'll cruise
you by your pad.
2084
01:39:59,874 --> 01:40:01,041
I'll drop you
off, man.
2085
01:40:01,041 --> 01:40:02,209
I'm sorry.
2086
01:40:02,293 --> 01:40:03,377
I'm sorry.
2087
01:40:03,461 --> 01:40:05,963
Yeah. You're a fuck-up.
2088
01:40:08,299 --> 01:40:11,969
I'm going with you so you
don't fuck this shit up, too.
2089
01:40:12,052 --> 01:40:16,557
We'll go to Casper's...
get the money.
2090
01:40:16,557 --> 01:40:17,558
Yeah.
2091
01:40:17,558 --> 01:40:19,059
Then you can
drop me off home,

2092
01:40:19,059 --> 01:40:21,896
you can go to Georgia fed out
and be the fuckin' man.
2093
01:40:21,896 --> 01:40:25,399
Yeah, I'm gonna be
the fucking man.
2094
01:40:25,399 --> 01:40:26,984
I can drop you
off, you know.
2095
01:40:26,984 --> 01:40:28,736
Take you up the hill.
2096
01:40:28,736 --> 01:40:30,154
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
2097
01:40:30,154 --> 01:40:33,073
No.
2098
01:40:33,157 --> 01:40:36,660
Keep on going.
2099
01:40:44,001 --> 01:40:45,002
MIKE:
Looks sketchy.
2100
01:40:45,002 --> 01:40:47,087
JIM:
I don't know.
2101
01:40:51,258 --> 01:40:53,427
Ho, what, you gonna
shoot their pigeons?
2102
01:40:53,511 --> 01:40:54,595
Yeah.
2103
01:40:54,678 --> 01:40:55,930
Just hurry up.
2104
01:41:08,776 --> 01:41:10,194
Yo, Casper!
2105
01:41:14,782 --> 01:41:16,283

<i>Buenos noches, seor.</i>

2106
01:41:17,618 --> 01:41:19,286
<i>Tiene los cosatles?</i>
2107
01:41:19,286 --> 01:41:20,538
Go pop the trunk, dude.
2108
01:41:29,964 --> 01:41:31,632
<i>Con permiso.</i>
2109
01:41:41,809 --> 01:41:43,060
(speaking indistinctly)
2110
01:41:47,231 --> 01:41:49,650
(dog barking in distance)
2111
01:41:53,237 --> 01:41:54,822
What's up, Casper?
2112
01:41:54,905 --> 01:41:55,906
What up, Jim?
2113
01:41:55,990 --> 01:41:59,076
What's crackin', man.
2114
01:41:59,076 --> 01:42:00,578
Is that you, Mike?
2115
01:42:00,578 --> 01:42:01,495
Whassup, homes?
2116
01:42:01,579 --> 01:42:02,496
Yo, Casper.
What up, dog?
2117
01:42:02,580 --> 01:42:04,248
Nothing, homey.
How you been?
2118
01:42:04,248 --> 01:42:05,249
Still with Sylvia?
2119
01:42:05,249 --> 01:42:06,834
Hope so.

2120
01:42:06,917 --> 01:42:08,252
Gonna find out tonight.
2121
01:42:09,503 --> 01:42:10,671
So whassup with
your brother, dog?
2122
01:42:10,754 --> 01:42:11,839
Fernie?
2123
01:42:11,839 --> 01:42:13,424
<i>Got blasted by the hulas
awhile back, ese.</i>
2124
01:42:13,507 --> 01:42:14,842
Damn.
2125
01:42:14,842 --> 01:42:16,844
Sorry to hear that, dog.
2126
01:42:16,927 --> 01:42:18,262
You play, you pay.
2127
01:42:18,345 --> 01:42:19,597
He knew what time it was.
2128
01:42:19,680 --> 01:42:21,348
Right.
2129
01:42:21,348 --> 01:42:23,017
Hey, we gotta bounce.
2130
01:42:23,100 --> 01:42:24,351
You got the money?
2131
01:42:24,351 --> 01:42:26,687
Yeah, just let me
check the shit, okay?
2132
01:42:28,856 --> 01:42:31,025
Yo, bring the feria, homey!
2133
01:42:32,276 --> 01:42:33,944
How's your old lady?
2134

01:42:33,944 --> 01:42:36,780

Eh... bitch finally
graduated, yo.
2135
01:42:36,780 --> 01:42:38,115
JIM:
Oh, fuck it!
2136
01:42:38,199 --> 01:42:40,034
CASPER: Yeah, now she can
support my ass, eh?
2137
01:42:40,034 --> 01:42:41,285
FLACO: I got all the feria
right here, dog.
2138
01:42:41,368 --> 01:42:43,120
It's all rolled
up and shit.
2139
01:42:43,204 --> 01:42:44,038
You know what I mean?
2140
01:42:44,121 --> 01:42:45,623
Ready to go, dog.
Check this out, homes.
2141
01:42:45,623 --> 01:42:46,624
Ah, hell, nah!
2142
01:42:46,624 --> 01:42:47,958
CASPER: Yo, hold up, dog.
Don't trip.
2143
01:42:48,042 --> 01:42:49,794
<i>I know these fools.
They're with me, ese.</i>
2144
01:42:49,794 --> 01:42:50,878
These are the fools
that jacked me, man!
2145
01:42:50,961 --> 01:42:53,214
Fuck these motherfuckers!
I'm shooting both of 'em!
2146
01:42:53,297 --> 01:42:55,549
At least give the homeboy

a pass right here, dog.

2147
01:42:55,633 --> 01:42:56,717
Yeah, yeah,
let him bounce.
2148
01:42:56,717 --> 01:42:57,802
I don't give a fuck.
2149
01:42:57,802 --> 01:42:59,303
I want this white boy
in a box, though.
2150
01:42:59,303 --> 01:43:00,387
Hey, you in the ride.
2151
01:43:00,471 --> 01:43:02,056
<i>I ever see you again,
ese, you best be</i>
2152
01:43:02,139 --> 01:43:04,475
getting your last supper,
'cause you're a dead man.
2153
01:43:04,475 --> 01:43:05,810
Hey, just get the fuck
outta here, Mike.
2154
01:43:05,810 --> 01:43:07,311
JIM:
Take off, homey.
2155
01:43:07,394 --> 01:43:09,396
I'll be cool.
2156
01:43:17,071 --> 01:43:18,739
What the fuck?
2157
01:43:19,824 --> 01:43:21,242
<i>Don't trip, ese.
I'm cool.</i>
2158
01:43:23,911 --> 01:43:25,079
Chill, dog! Chill, dog!
2159
01:43:25,162 --> 01:43:26,664
I got three kids...

(body thuds)
2160
01:43:26,664 --> 01:43:28,833
LIL' CHUCKY: Oh, no, please,
sir! Please!
2161
01:43:28,916 --> 01:43:30,084
- No, no, no, no, no!
- MIKE: Jim, no!
2162
01:43:30,167 --> 01:43:32,169
Please, please.
2163
01:43:36,757 --> 01:43:38,759
(dog barks in distance)
2164
01:43:41,595 --> 01:43:42,596
(raspy breathing)
2165
01:43:48,435 --> 01:43:50,104
(engine starts)
2166
01:43:51,689 --> 01:43:53,023
Why the fuck
did you do that?
2167
01:43:53,023 --> 01:43:54,525
(both shouting)
2168
01:43:54,525 --> 01:43:56,777
(tires screeching)
2169
01:43:56,777 --> 01:43:57,778
JIM:
Pull the door!
2170
01:44:40,988 --> 01:44:42,406
- (engine revving)
- Oh, my God, Jim!
2171
01:44:42,490 --> 01:44:43,407
I'm hit bad.
2172
01:44:43,407 --> 01:44:44,909
What have we done?
2173

01:44:44,909 --> 01:44:47,161

I can't move my arm...
and I can't feel my legs!
2174
01:44:47,161 --> 01:44:48,412
(whimpers)
2175
01:44:48,496 --> 01:44:50,664
I can't move shit.
2176
01:44:50,664 --> 01:44:52,917
I'm fucked up.
I'm fucked up.
2177
01:44:52,917 --> 01:44:54,251
I'm fucked up.
2178
01:44:54,335 --> 01:44:58,172
(gasping rapidly)
2179
01:45:04,261 --> 01:45:05,179
(Jim grunts)
2180
01:45:05,262 --> 01:45:06,430
MIKE:
Okay...
2181
01:45:06,514 --> 01:45:08,015
Don't trip...
2182
01:45:08,098 --> 01:45:09,600
Don't trip, dog.
2183
01:45:09,600 --> 01:45:11,769
County Hospital's
right there.
2184
01:45:11,852 --> 01:45:13,187
No! No! No!
County Hospital...
2185
01:45:13,187 --> 01:45:14,688
Don't you dare
take me there!
2186
01:45:14,688 --> 01:45:16,524
Don't you dare!

2187
01:45:16,607 --> 01:45:18,275
I'm not going
out like that.
2188
01:45:18,275 --> 01:45:19,443
No, we're going.
No, no...
2189
01:45:19,443 --> 01:45:21,278
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, we're going.
2190
01:45:21,362 --> 01:45:23,030
No medical treatment.
No medical treatment.
2191
01:45:23,113 --> 01:45:24,782
But, but...
2192
01:45:24,782 --> 01:45:26,283
(gasping):
Mike, Mike...
2193
01:45:26,367 --> 01:45:29,036
You gotta kill me.
You gotta kill me.
2194
01:45:29,119 --> 01:45:31,038
You gotta kill me.
2195
01:45:31,121 --> 01:45:34,625
Why? Why?
2196
01:45:34,625 --> 01:45:37,628
I fucked up.
2197
01:45:37,711 --> 01:45:38,879
Everything's shitty.
2198
01:45:38,879 --> 01:45:40,881
No, no...
2199
01:45:40,881 --> 01:45:42,550
Mercy kill me.
2200

01:45:42,550 --> 01:45:45,386

Ah... ah, please,
mercy kill me.
2201
01:45:45,469 --> 01:45:48,556
Ah, oh, no, dude.
2202
01:45:48,639 --> 01:45:50,975
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
2203
01:45:50,975 --> 01:45:52,476
No, everything's
gonna be fine.
2204
01:45:52,560 --> 01:45:53,978
Jim, shh-shh, shh-shh,
shh-shh, shh-shh.
2205
01:45:53,978 --> 01:45:55,062
Everything's gonna
be fine.
2206
01:45:55,146 --> 01:45:56,397
Everything's gonna be fine.
2207
01:45:56,397 --> 01:45:58,649
Take a look at me,
you dumb fuck!
2208
01:45:58,732 --> 01:46:01,152
Everything's gonna be fine?!
2209
01:46:01,152 --> 01:46:02,987
Come on...
2210
01:46:03,070 --> 01:46:05,990
You take my piece...
2211
01:46:05,990 --> 01:46:07,992
and you put it
to my fuckin' head...
2212
01:46:08,075 --> 01:46:11,162
and you pull
the trigger.
2213

01:46:11,162 --> 01:46:12,913

You fuckin' step up...
2214
01:46:12,997 --> 01:46:14,665
No...
2215
01:46:14,748 --> 01:46:15,583
...and you do it.
2216
01:46:15,666 --> 01:46:16,750
No.
2217
01:46:16,834 --> 01:46:18,669
'Cause I can't.
2218
01:46:18,669 --> 01:46:19,837
(grunts)
2219
01:46:20,838 --> 01:46:22,590
(moans)
2220
01:46:24,341 --> 01:46:26,427
(sobbing):
Don't be a fuckin' pussy.
2221
01:46:26,427 --> 01:46:27,761
Oh, my God...
2222
01:46:27,761 --> 01:46:29,263
Don't think about it.
2223
01:46:29,263 --> 01:46:31,015
Huh?
2224
01:46:31,015 --> 01:46:32,016
Do it.
2225
01:46:32,016 --> 01:46:34,268
Please.
2226
01:46:34,351 --> 01:46:35,352
Just kill you and bail?
2227
01:46:35,436 --> 01:46:37,771
Yeah.

2228
01:46:37,771 --> 01:46:39,356
Just take off.
2229
01:46:39,356 --> 01:46:41,859
And don't look back...
2230
01:46:41,942 --> 01:46:43,444
or you'll...
2231
01:46:43,527 --> 01:46:47,114
or you'll turn into
a pillar of salt.
2232
01:46:47,198 --> 01:46:49,450
Hey... Hey...
2233
01:46:49,533 --> 01:46:52,453
you wanted to know what it was
like to kill someone.
2234
01:46:52,453 --> 01:46:56,207
What's up, huh?
2235
01:46:56,290 --> 01:46:57,458
No one's gonna know.
2236
01:46:57,541 --> 01:47:00,044
Hmm?
2237
01:47:00,127 --> 01:47:01,879
Just you...
2238
01:47:01,962 --> 01:47:03,964
and just me.
2239
01:47:03,964 --> 01:47:05,633
And God.
2240
01:47:05,633 --> 01:47:07,301
No fuckin' way.
2241
01:47:07,301 --> 01:47:08,719
- Huh?
- No fuckin' way.
2242

01:47:08,719 --> 01:47:10,721

You're crazy; I'm not
shootin' you, dog.
2243
01:47:10,805 --> 01:47:11,972
It's mercy, dog.
2244
01:47:12,056 --> 01:47:14,141
It's mercy.
2245
01:47:14,225 --> 01:47:16,811
I deserve that.
2246
01:47:16,894 --> 01:47:18,479
I'd do it for you.
2247
01:47:20,064 --> 01:47:21,649
I'd do it for you.
2248
01:47:22,233 --> 01:47:25,486
Yeah.
2249
01:47:25,569 --> 01:47:27,488
Take it.
2250
01:47:27,571 --> 01:47:29,156
Yeah, yeah.
2251
01:47:33,911 --> 01:47:36,914
JIM (gasping):
Yeah, yeah... yeah...
2252
01:47:42,837 --> 01:47:45,422
D-Don't, don't
think about it.
2253
01:47:45,506 --> 01:47:46,674
Don't think about it.
2254
01:47:49,260 --> 01:47:51,011
Yeah, yeah...
2255
01:47:51,095 --> 01:47:52,263
Ah, yeah.
2256
01:47:52,263 --> 01:47:54,932

Yeah.
2257
01:47:55,015 --> 01:47:57,601
Ah... ah...
2258
01:47:57,685 --> 01:48:01,188
You did this to yourself,
you stupid fuck!
2259
01:48:01,272 --> 01:48:02,439
You're always doing
stupid shit!
2260
01:48:02,523 --> 01:48:04,275
- I gotta fuckin' fix it!
- Okay, okay.
2261
01:48:04,358 --> 01:48:05,526
Is that what you
fuckin' want?!
2262
01:48:05,609 --> 01:48:06,694
- Yes.
- Huh?
2263
01:48:06,777 --> 01:48:08,195
You want me to fuckin'
fix your head,
2264
01:48:08,279 --> 01:48:09,780
- once and for all?!
- Come on, it's easy.
2265
01:48:09,780 --> 01:48:11,115
It's easy.
No! Bullshit!
2266
01:48:11,198 --> 01:48:12,700
Bullshit! Not for me!
2267
01:48:16,287 --> 01:48:18,622
I love you,
fuckin' shit bag.
2268
01:48:18,706 --> 01:48:21,208
I love you, too.
2269

01:48:23,794 --> 01:48:25,379

I'm gonna miss you, brother.
2270
01:48:27,882 --> 01:48:29,049
I'm sorry.
2271
01:48:31,135 --> 01:48:33,220
I'm sorry.
2272
01:48:33,304 --> 01:48:35,055
- Everything's gonna be okay.
- Yeah.
2273
01:48:35,139 --> 01:48:38,142
Yeah.
2274
01:48:38,142 --> 01:48:39,643
I know.
2275
01:48:45,149 --> 01:48:46,317
(body thuds)
2276
01:49:02,666 --> 01:49:05,169
(bell clanging rapidly)
2277
01:49:11,842 --> 01:49:14,178
(engine rumbling)
2278
01:49:16,764 --> 01:49:19,266
(panting heavily)
2279
01:49:41,705 --> 01:49:43,124
(Sylvia grunts)
2280
01:50:03,978 --> 01:50:06,230
##
2281
01:50:14,905 --> 01:50:17,575
##
2282
01:50:47,521 --> 01:50:50,524
##
2283
01:51:21,555 --> 01:51:23,974
##

2284
01:51:51,335 --> 01:51:53,838
##
2285
01:52:23,367 --> 01:52:26,370
##
2286
01:52:52,062 --> 01:52:55,649
(rap music playing)
2287
01:53:23,761 --> 01:53:26,597
##
2288
01:53:51,122 --> 01:53:54,625
##
2289
01:54:21,569 --> 01:54:24,572
##
2290
01:54:51,682 --> 01:54:54,101
##
2291
01:55:21,128 --> 01:55:24,298
##
2292
01:55:51,325 --> 01:55:54,328
##
2293
01:56:10,010 --> 01:56:12,429
(music fades out)